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So today I bought this suppressed handgun at a local garage sale

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So today I bought this suppressed handgun at a local garage sale for super cheap. The lady didn’t know what it was so i got it for cheap. The only problem is I can’t find the ammo it takes! Help me out guys.
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it takes compressor air and an impact socket
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you have to insret the conical black shape in you're anus and drain the pelets from there.

source: knowledagable friend
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It has three firing speeds but two seem to be the same speed. I think one is full auto and the other is semi but the other one must be supressed mode.
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its a muzzle loader cum gun. stick your dick in the front to reload it.
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Cancer
Sage
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Ok i topped it off with fffg black powder. Now what?
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>>752085288

ure tryin way to hard m8
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>>752084843
>>752084989
>>752084995
>>752085019
>>752085288

FUCK OFF SAMEFAG
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>>752085288
Just a heads up, if you're in the US you have committed a felony by constructing a destructive device in violation of the NFA.
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That's for the Nascar pitstop guys
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Fucking Pittsburg sockets. Get a real wrench OP. Not some harbor freight POS
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no this is constructing a destructive device
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>>752084843
>>752084995
>>752085621
Btw OP, the 1, 2 and 3 are torque settings
1lb
2lbs
3lbs
Kek
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It takes a .38 Dardick Tround.
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>>752085741
Now going through the steps to determinr if its real or an airsoft gun...
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>>752085741
Kek
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I call it the peace keeper
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>>752086182
Top of the line
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Found your wrench OP
https://www.amazon.com/Composite-Air-Impact-Wrench/dp/B006ZBA3VE
hope you didn't pay too much for it
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>>752086182
peace was never an option
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>>752084843
that's not a gun retard

It's a prostate stimulator. Insert in anus and pull on/off switch.
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>>752086182


why?
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>>752086328
>On off switch
It's pneumatic
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>>752086182
>>752086278
Jesus H motherfucking Christ on a pogo stick, I haven't had a good chuckle like that in a long time. Thanks fags.
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>>752086182
>you see Ivan
>by securing fire arm with fire arms
>you don't have to worry of finding trigger in dark
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Its never enough
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It's bolt action. Use these
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How come I buy a top end bike and it's got all of these gay ass reflectors on it?

I look at the picture on the website and no gay ass reflectors or dork guard on the rear cluster.

false advertising!!
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>>752086496
next add ass destroyer
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Now to gear up for war
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>>752086602
huh...I didn't know armor had a shelf life.
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It is finished
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>>752086798
insert in ass an pull all triggers.

Oh wait...nazi...too stupid to find anus.

Hold on...I'll draw you a map.
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Someone screen cap this thread
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>>752086182
That's a SBR. Handgun with a stock. Some burger should inform the mounties.
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>>752086871
Do I look like your fucking african american?

Screen cap yourself
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>>752086798
Maximum kek. Good thread, OP
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She consists of one .556 m&p-15, one 9mm luger, one 9mm ruger p85, one .38 s@w, one springfield champion operator 1911, two knives, one folding for tactical use, and a .44 black powder revolver. Oh and the silenced handgun.
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>>752086798
you forgot the fork
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You thought it was complete?
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>>752086182
You mad bro?
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>>752086798
OP was not a fag today
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>>752086798
you can always add more
don't forget your tactical pajamas
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>>752087305
it's a rarity these days
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Not complete without mosin nagant
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Here we go
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And lets not forget ak 47 and sawed off .410
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>>752085741

Would that not be a construction device?
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>>752087458
>>752087500
marry me you saucy anon
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/k/ would love this.
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>>752087565
stfu this is /b/s chance to shine for once
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And thus, she is complete
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>>752086182
Yes. Yes. This is good.
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>>752086182
Topkek
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Or is she?
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>>752087618

You look like you know a lot about guns.

Can you help me unbroke my revolver?
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>>752086496
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>>752085457
>black powder
>NFA
Fuck off retard.
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>>752087618
Coming soon to Borderlands 3.
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Not without a springfield m1a and a mossberg 930
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>>752084843
Judging from the spent cartridge still attached to the front, I'd say it takes around 22mm, but you need a compressed nitrogen/oxygen mixture, fed through the attachment port at the bottom of the handle to get it to fire. I'd say 100-120 psi should be enough
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>>752088056
yo where the fuck is the bulletproof vest?
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>>752087717
My shotgun has the same problem.
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>>752088056
>>752088259
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Then a grenade for good measure.
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>>752087565
/k/ would lose there shit because assuming op is from the state's this is several felonies.
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So i reached the wall...
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>>752088486
Dat thar be a nice booomin' stick boss
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>>752088594
Dear diary,
Today OP gave me a pretty sensible chuckle.
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>>752088594
blow a hole in the wall
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>>752088594
Thats what the nade is for. Make some room the fun way.
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>>752088700
missing.gif
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Merry christmas guys
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>>752087717
I have an s&w 500 and also a 50 cal and I've done that lol
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>>752088803
Merry Christmas to you too, you glorious motherfucker.
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>>752088594
Not going to any concerts anytime soon are you?
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>>752085288
You're too stupid and I'm too tired for these shenanigans.
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If it wasnt 12:35 am id open up the safe too
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>>752085409
samefag

hmmm
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Shit i have to take this all apart before i can sleep
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>>752086798
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>>752089188
Fuck you, sleep with it. Make sweet love to it.
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Point at head. Pull triggers. Sleep quicker.
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>>752089188
Good night OP.
Thanks for the fun. :)
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>>752088259
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>>752089427
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Then what you waiting for faggot
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Someone screen capture this thread?
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>>752089956
I did, file size is too large
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America
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>>752086182
Gold, baby!

I knew this thread had potential.
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What the fuck OP you glorious bastard
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Damn, yellow moot really fucked us on this one
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>>752087618
WE CAN GO FURTHER
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This is a good thread and this faggot feels better. Youre a godsend op you have no idea.
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>>752088102
Holy shit it is a 22mm... and a pittsburge on top of that.
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>>752086798
If you can open carry all those, go walk down the street with it. Come back and report
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someone screen cap this thread...
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>>752087565
>implying he wouldnt be instab& from /k/ for this
If he isnt already..
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>>752088594
impressive
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>carry
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What is the weight? Im grabbing my scale.
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After weighing them all seperately it comes to 71 pounds 12 ounces, plus 25 for the vest, 52 when loaded with 6 ar mags, 4 1911 mags, and another handgun in the holster (if i had all my pouches on)
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>>752088594
still not long enough to compensate your smol penor
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The reCAPTCHA has gotten so complex for me that it updates the photos as i tap them and then i have to verify that there are non of the type of pictures left. Its time for bed guys, 1:18am over here.
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>>752090514
>>752089956
Why the fuck are you avatarfagging?
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>>752092083
Sleep well, anon. You glorious faggot.
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Jesus H Christ this turned from average shitpost to full kek
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>>752089427
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>>752092083

Rest well.
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Jesus Christ my fucking sides
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>>752092083
i hate when that happens, I like to use legacy captcha but I can't be assed to turn it on everything(no cookie or w/e that shit is)
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twas a good thread
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thanks anon
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>>752092845
Why the fuck not homie?
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Rip thread. Too bad no ss
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>>752089956
>>752090514
>>752094935
>>752095402
>>752095834
You may have ruined this thread, single-handed.
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>>752096292
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>>752086514
This guy gets it
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>>752096658
thank you anon, it feels really good to be understood
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>>752088594
>fucking camouflage wallpaint

this some next level autism
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Kill some niggers please man
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>>752086182
Is that an authentic luger?
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>>752086182
walther <3
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