I'm bored b. Lets play DnD.I'll DM. Your post number is your roll dice and I'll roll anything else for you.
i wanna be a barbarian
75. You am an Barbarian what do?
>roll for initiative, dividing last 2 dig by 5
hit something with my club
Makes sense. 11 still an barbarian
>>752079146
I wanna be a conjuration wizard.
im a cleric called tierel the tiereliest im the most tierel of everybody
>>752079540
You roll an 8. You failed wizard school and became a NEET Wizard. You live at your moms house and make her feel like shit.
>>752079642 you roll an 8.4. Your name is Joe and you are an accountant with mild cleric training
I want to be a druid pls!
>>752080005
as my new found name has resshapped me i will try to heal the NEET wizard
wat
>>752080069
And establish a tax shelter
me club the neet. barbarian always win, until we don't
>>752079861
With my NEET powers I want to attempt to summon my 2d waifu as a familiar
>>752079438
7.5 you miss something swings at you. Something rolled a 16. It's a hit. It does 30 dmg. Your hp is 722/752
Bard
>>752080037
You rolled a 7.4. You are now a furry degenerate you like nightcore and collecting sonic plushies, your parents are crushed.
>>752080069
You roll a 13. Success the Neet has gained an intern position at your accounting firm rejoice.
>>752080113
You roll a 2.6. You are denied your shelter by hooknosed jews.
>>752079146
Is that the map from the dark man video game?
>>752080142
8.4 the neet dodges you
>>752080403
This is so lifelike, wowzers
I'd like to draw a wildly popular webcomic!
>>752081315
You roll a 3. Your comic is bad. not CWC kek at you bad but good wtf is wrong with you why are you soo mediocre bad.
>>752080142
crush the neet, drive him before you, rape the waifu until she laments
>>752080194
18. You roll the toppest teir waifu and she loves only you.
>>752079146
Ghosthunter paladin, sentient +4 holy avenger named the deficator, and my greater figurine of wonder a hellsteed named dogfood...
>>752081841
Yes this character exist and has pc sheets and about 30 years of history
>>752080332
6.4. Kek you are a Jake Paul cover singer.
>>752081841
You roll an 8.2. Your name is Brian the Unlucky. You have wet dreams about being a Paladin but the only swordplay you've had is furiously masterbating to deviant art posts. You have a cum sock of +4. Your father is ashamed and does not look you in the eye.
activate rage and try to murder all of team 10, jake specificly with club in rectum
>>752081800
My waifu and I will venture off to the kingdom of Japan so I can get some magic items to boost my NEET-ly power.
>>752082605
forgot the sadfrog
>>752081794
18.8 You successfully pin the neet with Your strong arms the chubby neet has little resistance. You force your monster cock in his boi puccy. Neet is longer Virgin but is much sadder than he expected to be.....
>>752081575
I want to sell Brian some nsfw OC of his paladin character so i can afford more ramen and plushies!
(and fap to barb x neet while well hidden in my drawing fort...)
>>752082605
You rolled a 1. WAifu is mad that you would ever think she is JAPANESE! She freezes you and takes waifu figurine collection and smashes them. you are frozen for so long you lose Your internship at the accounting firm. You have been classed down from Weeb to NEET and just as your family had started to gain some respect for you. While frozen a Barbarian destroys your boi pucci you have lost your virginity.
CE cleric of the arcane high elf
>>752082385
Outstanding
>>752083099
Ill act like im buying but hit him with my freshly used sock
>>752083230
I attempt to make up with my waifu and I use my NEET powers to summon the power of anime on this barbarian heathen. Then I will attempt to fix my NEET life to support the waifu.
hit brian in the shin with club. steal cum sock and ransom it to his father
>>752083470
i worked hard on that art! How will I ever survive!
Maybe I can draw Neetwizard a new waifu..
>>752083099
you rolled a 20. CRITIKAL HIT! No one notices you as you use your past failings to motivate your work. MY GOD IT'S BEAUTIFUL!! Your fan art is soo good it becomes a smash hit in japan when you make it a manga series. It becomes an anime and gains fame as the best franchise ever made. It becomes a global phenomenon your parents love and respect you. You are now rich and famous. +hot wife +sports car +Luxury Furry suit +Mansion
>>752083841
See me hitting you with my cum sock blessed you ...let me touch your fursuit....
I wanna be a wizard. With a magic stick.
The magic stick wizard.
ranger please
>>752083470
You rolled a 24. You hit him with your cum sock. The stench and moisture is so that it knocks him out. You fondle him because he is famous. You record it on your fun because blackmail.MP4 and to fap to later. You get an issue of the manga and all the collectible figures all of which were signed You steal A clump of hair before leaving him to wake up hours later.
gimme male porn star
>>752084058
11.6 The gods have blessed you. you are now a magical girl.
>>752084080
you rolled a 16. You are now the green Power Ranger for being a teen with attitude. Congrats.
>>752084777
i use my power to summon my zord and go on a rampage
with my magic powers I grow XXL nipples
I want to be fucked in the nipples by a tentacle
>>752084519
3.8. You are Randy DincCrinckle. You are an 80 year old Pornstar that specializes in gay porn. You are well know for being able to stuff a buttplug, a dildo, and a professional grade Football up your asshole. It burns when you pee and people are ashamed to be seen around you.
>>752079146
I attempt to open a portal to >>>/quest/, but I leave the portal open to flood them to death with force of a thousand oceans of shit produced by /b/.
>>752083721
4.2 you have failed.
enter the portal to find a baron wasteland
with an empty feeling of dread
>>752082417
3.4. you have failed they convince you to suck their dicks and fuck your girlfriend while you watch. You have gained the CUCK debuff :[
>>752085271
I use my magical anal abilities to tryout as a wide reciever for the cleveland browns
>>752084915
You step inside the Zord and go to put in your saber. oh no it's a trap set up by RITA what do fam??? She wants to show you here tumblr page, top Anime picks, and teach you how to be a feminist with BuzzFeed articles!!!!
>>752085285
You rolled a 17. Success the /quest/ board with their low immunity to shit posts and cancer has been destroyed 10s of Anons lay dead before you. Since the board has been left for dead /b/tards rally to make it /b2/. ALL WILL FALL BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE /B/TTALION!!!
>>752085918
rolling to see if i defeat RITA and er feminazi zombies
>>752085511
2.2. the dread falls away it is just a candy land filled with teddy bears and gumdrops and sparkly unicorns, and fwuffy wittle kittens with top hats.
Can I join?
I want to be a politician!
>>752085511
I quickly realize that I fucked myself, and am going to be stuck in a dead board. I use my lost Tome of the Beastmen to attempt to summon the hidden board, that must not be named, in a desperate attempt to gain safe passage back out.
>>752084324
Yessss sooo much cum ...
>>752086603
the unnamed board appears
>>752084017
>>752083841
>you go to meet with paladin at the local park to decide how much the drawings are worth
>someone comes up from behind and bludgeons you, it feels squishy
>oh god what is that sm-
>wake up at night, it's cold out here
Ugh another doodle for nothing..!
>upload to fur community site
>fap and pass out for a while
>wake and look at laptop screen, a publisher likes my stuff! They want me to make more!
*tears of disbelief*
I knew my dad was wrong when he said no son of his could ever be a dumpy bearfucker (it's yiffer! hmph) The japanese know true art!
I want to buy a set of armor for paladin in thanks for his stanky blessing and use my newfound wealth on a paternity test.
this is getting good
>>752086513
2.6. Your ideals of friendship and equality like actual we are all flesh and blood and deserve to be treated fairly are taken by the public to mean that you are a partner with the Feminazis. Seeing you the green ranger, a beckon of hope aligned with them blue pills the normies. Things seem bleak what do in the next episode of Power Rangers Red Pill Force Anon!?!?
I wanna be some random guy with a AR
>>752087089
Using my NEET powers I will shoot the feminazi with my wand that's shaped like a katana to redpill them.
>>752087089
tune in next week to find out!!!!
>>752086849
I accept the armor gladly and knight him with cumload my +4 cumsock
>>752086560
12. Congrats sir You have made it to State Representative. You are now rich from bribe money. +shit ton of money -morality -shame
Hey can I be a trap waifu that gets fucked by wolf's every turn.
>>752086637
7.4 I mean there's some cum. Not as much as you expected though.
>>752079146
Please bump my thread. Please answer a question or two. Or ask a question or two
>>752083563
>>752087523
Ok I'm gonna introduce a bill to ban feminism.
>>752087666
dm is le debil oh noes!!
>>752086849
9.8 The armor set is acceptable better than the Paladin could afford, but hey you cant be rich without jewing out some suckers. Paternity tests are inconclusive...
Roll to blow my brains out due to realising that traps are gay. that I'm gay.that this is the reason why my mom killed herself.
>>752087024
4.8 things begin to get worse you feel the melancholy start to set in....
I'd like to be the best camwhore on the internet.
>>752087177
15 You has an AR Anon good news you arent even black! You're like a russian guy which is meh but at least you aren't a black guy.
Roll a 6th level fighter champion 4th level bard of whispers
>>752087239
7.8 You red pill some of the people that were on the fence by explaining that the gender pay gap takes into account all jobs and includes women that are employed as moms and that the racial pay gap is actually real and not how it is expected either with asians making 50% more money than any other race. Should have posted the It's okay to be white flyers. :[
>>752088389
Use my AR to mow down any traps
And due to a life time of drinking and doing meth I no longer feel pain.
>>752087560
12. you are a tomboy that is friends with a wolf. Don't let your dreams me dreams.
Spellsword with pretty much the contents of the iron throne as my Armoury (unmelted into throne form of course) plz
Why isn't anyone paying attention to my giant nipples?
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph576eaa5de354a
>>752088686
Satisfied with my mediocre success, I’ll have sex with my waifu
I want to be a bard dressed as a clown.
>>752087829
5.8. Your political backers inform you that their new ad campaign has Feminist imagery and that it would be a shame if they had to pull your funding to afford a new ad campaign. You quietly burn the bill and reflect on the change you wanted to make to the system and wonder if it's not the system that has changed you.
>>752087894
19 you speak french or whatever fluently now.
>>752079146
I restore my HP by sleeping, with OPs mom
Human rogue with shadow abilities
>>752088021
you rolled a 4. you pull the trigger and the gun jams. At that moment your life flashes before your eyes and in that moment of weakness you realize, how silly you truly are Anon. You realize your mother killed herself because she was mentally ill and felt she had no way out or was too far gone. You get counseling and start working out you leave the weebshit behind and decide to be a personal trainer, until one day you meet a beautiful woman.
>>752088858
You rolled a 12. You Do slightly better than Elliot but not well enough to break the scoreboard. Should have prepared and done your homework. 60% see teacher after class.
>>752089404
Then I'll introduce a bill that everyone must own a firearm.
I'm going to use my +5 charm modifier to enforce communism globally
>>752088945
9. You are a spellsword. however you spent all your money on your sweet swords, and had to skimp on the Iron throne you instead got the copper throne it's not as god but it is twice as shiny and requires much more polishing and maintenance.
>>752090992
Hey AR guy here,i would like to request a bill that legally makes all traps gay.
>>752089054
11. Success you finally lose your virginity the way god intended, however Mei fucks and sucks much much better than expected and exhausts you, she however is not satisfied she is glad she could satisfy you but is disappointed she couldn't get all the love she wanted. You could tell she faked her last orgasm to protect your feelings.
>>752089946
9 You are an especially skilled Hoodrat your Jackmerius Tacktheritrix. You have never been arrested and your grades are so good no one suspects you are a thief. However you are black so the town gaurd stops you regularlyyyyyy.
>>752090992
18.4 You write up the bill and your backers like the revenue possibilities that could come from your bill they allow you to submit it to the senate.
>>752091871
With this knowledge, I will attempt to get better in bed by spending my nights researhing how to last longer and how to pleasure her more.
>>752091223
5+5=10. you manage to reintroduce communism in Russia. The might of the capitalist pig dog demon is much too strong to raise further.
>>752091660
You rolled a 12 however since you are not a politician you roll with disadvantage and the dice roll says 1.
>>752092956
Traps are legally straight. It is ruled that liking dick is in fact not gay, however liking men is.
>>752092956
"Feck time to do this the had way."
*loads AR*
>>752092246
Sacrifice the neet wizard to Increase my powers and give me a nice white skin pigmentation.
>>752092483
17. Mei feels you are improving she feels you getting thicker and much more passionate. As time passes you slowly start matching her stamina, until you eventually surpass her your thick cock packs so tight inside her that she can't hold back her moans at all. She craves you at every second her warm wet mouth no longer makes you cum as fast as it used to. You eventually reach a point where you both climax at the same time you sometimes even beat her. She seems to crave you now..
>>752091312
perfect. use my shiny collection to brag about wealth I don't really have to steal any and all waifus of others players. Fuck em, cuck em and chuck em. Poor in money, rich in tang.
bonus points, using the line "you can come help me polish a weapon, if you'd like" to grab the hottest waifu.
>>752092454
I run a bill to have traps considered subhumans and legal to kill on sight.
>>752093302
1 critical failure. The NEET wizard empowered by having mated with his waifu and been mated with forcibly having his boi pussi stretched, levitates you and curses at you in moon runes magical naruto hand signs and you are cursed you get Revitaligo. you feel yourself getting blacker and more darker. you also feel your boi pussi stretch. The NEET wizard is now a virgin in his boi pussi again. You receive a buff to dark skin at each day break and a debuff in stealth as your bhole also expands everyday.
Is it too late to join the game?
>>752094185
17. You roll around and bed all the hoes.
>>752093721
Satisfied with my life so far, I attempt to use my NEET powers for more constructive outlets like being the biggest anime youtuber.
>>752094286
I kidnap his waifu, and use her to help save powers and boi puss
>>752094247
10 your previous bill passes however after many rewrites it is passed through court as a bill that gives guns to the rich that are paid for by the lower class. The traps bill is denied by your campaign backers because one of them has a bit lady boi from Thailand.
>>752094419
Use ho-boning escapades to find ultimate waifu of my own, use electro spell to invent modern electronics. sell copper swords when electronics industry booms and
copper gets spensive as balls, get for real rich and move far away from other players, to keep my waifu safe.
>>752094398
20. yes you can join.
>>752094705
>>752094626
I like how so far the adventure has revolved entirely on the waifus
>>752094472
14. success you are now Gigguk congrats man!
AR guy again when is the next lgbtq convention
>>752094751
My name is Kai-il Nariin, rogueish swordsman, and wielder of the mythical Soulbound Blade. i have lived for 237 years (Due to the effects of the Blade), traveling the land of Waifunia to learn as much as I can.
>>752094701
I Attempt to become dictator of the world.
>>752094820
With my newfound youtube wealth I’ll settle down somewhere nice with my waifu and I will install home security so that crazed fans don’t break into my home.
>>752094705
YOU ROLED A 1! CRITIKAL FAILURE!!! You are now married to Meg Griffin and you are poor. in an experiment the throne blew up and blew of your dick. you now look like a ken doll ,with time however the penis begins to grow on your nose. it is being transmuted.
>>752094889
>>752094897
I visit the Oracle Of /b/ to see that unfortunate future, tell the public, and you are booted from your political office.
>>752094889
18 sure whatever the thing you said is what you are.
A sexy Elf girl.
>>752095360
12 he rolled 18 you are unable to stop him even though you know of his plan.
>>752095543
it's actually a 19.
>>752095543
In a last ditch effort to save the land, I summon a legion of /pol/fags to convince the public.
>>752095235
magic the dick back onto crotch to avoid Jew nose, take shards of throne, continue electro experiments. must get rich. if getting rich fails, waifu the sexy elf girl, she's woodsy, she won't need riches.
(she can pursue waifus of her own)
>>752094626
Bahhhhh, Reroll character
>>752095596
1 roll per customer fam. especially since they were connected.
>>752095864
>roll for initiative, dividing last 2 dig by 5
>>752095491
18 congrats you are now Jessica Nigri. One of the sexiest of elves.
>>752095707
1 /pol/ likes his style they turn on you for trying to manipulate them.
>>752095715
Pray to the shadow gods to give me better stats and to not be a filthy roodypoo
>>752095960
either way knig fag won so shut it fag.
>>752096208
Games is rigged! Kill myself hari cari style, in utter defeat. You should most definitely do this again Op. I like the Idea
>>752096202
Fine. I ask a summoner wizard to summon me my Familiar, Herman Li, guitarist of Dragonforce.
>>752096208
2 it am poopoo
>>752095491
I go round saving all the wifus of the land! in hope they will all one day be my wifus and loyal subjects and make me Queen of wifudonia! In turn will train all wifus to become sexy epic warriors
>>752096202
you replied to the wrong dood, dood.
>>752095183
I’ll say that the NEET wizard’s adventure ends there. I’m gonna head off. It was fun everyone, goodnight.
>>752096295
19 we succesfully kill yourself. (DM character break yeah I had fun here and I feel it's really helping me improve my improve DMing it'll come in handy for when I actuall play DnD and the party takes a left turn on a right turn. I think I might even do this again but with an actual set up but still letting people go wild. Maybe set up a discord server so that the game can be on going or something.)
>>752096411
Are you a Prinny?
>>752096692
you know it dood.
>>752096305
1 you get the lead singer from smash mouth and he is soulbound to you.
I expose myself to the gatekeeper hoping to entice him to letting me pass
>>752096855
How is it possible that I've rolled nothing but 1s? Is it because I came up with a convoluted description of my own character?
>>752096959
Nothing but losing rolls, rather.
>>752096663
I've never played DnD, but always enjoyed the idea, and how random it actually could be. i will keep an eye out for threads like this in the future. Also, I come back as the grand shadow negro lord, and place a fast acting poison curse on the whole party, before i get swallowed by the watermelon pits of hell
>>752096411
Sorry you got a 1 critikal failure Jessica Nigri sees you deformities and laughs at you till you run home crying meg has left with the copper that remained and your penis jew nose becomes soulbound. sorry :[
>>752097096
you replied to the wrong dood, dood.
>>752097096
2 fumbles in a row I call shenanigans.
>>752096959
shit luck fam you keep getting 01-08 sometimes rngesus is a cunt.
>>752096855
Is it possible to have 2 things soulbound to you?
>>752097299
wait wait, how are you calculating these? I thought you were rolling for us.
>>752097404
its ur post number fam
>>752097257
It's a sign I'm hella tired I'ma screencap this thread and call it a night on the real though magic swordman you did get a 07 which is a 1 crit fail.
>>752097299
definitely my level of thickness, plus fulfills my chronic yellow-fever.
+1 internets to you, /b/ro.
Might be a bit late but i join I'm a rogue/thief/assassin
>>752095491
Before you go do I sexy Jessica elf get my wish of being Queen?
>>752097483
Hitomi is my favorite 3d girl. since she is just stupid proportions wise.
Here since I had fun here is a rare pic of her I have. see what makes it rare is her vagoo is usually censored.
>>752097479
still trying to figure out how 07=1 if you're turning percentile into d20 then it's 07=2, otherwise I'm lost here.
>>752097677
you rounded up 7/5=1.4 rounded down it's 1.
>>752097571
Sorry I'm closed I do want to run another game though I might even set up a story next time. Maybe set up a discord server or something for the lols or to keep track of characters.
