Hi /b/, ask a bored and lonely Marine anything.
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Hi /b/, ask a bored and lonely Marine anything.
>>752077100
how long until you go crazy and shoot a bunch of people in public?
>>752077188
I am happy to say that I don't think I will ever do that
>>752077314
that's great news!
What time stamp is it where you are?
What's your mos?
>>752077100
Has the US government made you kill innocent people? I heard that's a pretty common thing.
>>752077363
Writing backwards is too hard
>>752077388
0811
>>752077388
No
>>752077628
cool - we're in the same time zone.
Now, go on and find a sharpie
>>752077722
Sorry, not going to happen. Lol
Stop that don't get a sharpie unless you want to
>>752077802
Nice gains. No homo.
/fit/ much?
squint ur eyes as much as u can
Hey can you fuck my girlfriend while I watch
>>752077981
Thank you! I only look big because it was chest and shoulder today, lol. I visit every so often.
>>752077802
let's make dreams come true, OP
>>752078071
I'm flattered, but no thank you!
>>752077100
Favorite album of 2017?
>>752078061
Sure, here you go
>>752078122
Keep at it breh.
Semper fi.
>>752078229
You sure? she's a big booty white girl. loves asian dudes.
Bored and my wife is getting dicked by dudes when I'm on my 12 hour shifts CO here.
How is it being in the Marines? Our Bravo pod has all vets and they're mostly marines. They're basically in for rape, murder, and fondling minors.
>>752078270
OP here. Sorry, but I don't listen to albums much. You can ask me about my favorite songs though!
>>752078326
Oorah, thank you and Semper Fidelis.
>>752078448
Probably a few Senators in there, too
>>752078448
Like anything, it has its ups and downs. The mentality of trying your best at everything and everything you do, I love that shit. Guaranteed pay, medical and dental benefits, and yada yada yada. You know the stuff sir. But there's so much bullshit involved :(
>>752078348
PAWGS are my weakness, but I have to respect your and hers relationship. Just an old school kind of guy
Can we take a step back and reflect for a moment... our country is being guarded tonight by someone dumb enough to show their face on /b/... let that sink in
>>752077100
are you affiliated with any branch of the united states of america's armed forces?
>>752077100
Was there anything traumatic that has happened to you in the military?
>>752079136
You mean brave enough
'MERICA
>>752079136
Plenty of people show their faces on /b/. I'm not some beta cuck that is afraid of what some neckbeards think about the way i look.
>>752077100
Do you jerk off to hentai
>>752079277
No, nothing too bad yet lol.
>>752079311
Thank you for your support, it really means alot!
>>752079348
Sometimes
>>752077100
Why the marines? Why not get a trade or qualification through the other facets of the military? Is this a short term thing (minimum service time) or are you doing it as a career or just happy to see where the day takes you?
>>752079327
you're one sharpie up your ass away from being served fresh kompromant
>>752079136
(((guarded)))
I think you meant being used as a tool for imperialism.
>>752078796
Devil, you stay in, bust your ass, and keep doing what you do. Retired in '04 and I miss it like crazy. Most the guys I use to hang with who told me I was a fool to sign up are out here either dead, in jail, or still trying to hustle like they're still in their teens.
Me? Got a good wife, pension, house, car, kids through college, graduated college myself, and I STILL can pass a PFT (5-11, 217 lbs, left Parris Is weighing 190.).
Trust me. STAY IN. 20 goes by in the blink of an eye. Semper Fi!
>>752079666
>Devil
>>752079502
Because being the best at any and everything I do is what drew me in. Also my recruiter said I'd be getting mad pussy.
>>752079531
Again, not going to happen lmao.
>>752079532
Whatever floats your boat.
>>752079666
Those trips say otherwise. But seriously, I have thought about re-enlisting but you know how the military works. Someone above is always shitting on you. At most I have thought of is to extend my current contract. Going to lat move for sure though. Semper Fi!
Boot
>>752080060
Short for 'Devil Dog'
Term of endearment for a Marine.
We got the name after the battle of Bellawood in World War I. We keep coming at the Germans with such ferocity, they reported it was like fighting a bunch of tefuhundens (Devil dogs).
The name stuck, and I'm proud to have earned it.
>>752080083
>my recruiter said I'd be getting mad pussy.
Do.... you?
>>752080127
Aye Cpl :(
>>752080410
Oorah!
>>752080640
Well, a lot of my friends do and most of them aren't even good looking or fit LMAO. It's just me as a person am very awkward and can't do one night stands. Idk, might sound sappy but I'm looking for the right one lol
>>752080083
Always remember, 1 duty station is not the whole Corps. I had a gazzillion good tours, and only 1 that make me feel like everyone was out to get me. One of my gunnys saw it was messing with me, he pulled me aside, and told me something I have many a Marine.
"Do not let ONE bad unit determine your career."
And he was right.
>>752080915
Damn dude I wish I could get mad pussy. But I suck balls at talking to women.
>>752077100
>>752077188
>>752077388
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>>752077722
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>>752078122
>>752078500
>>752078944
>>752079277
>>752079311
>>752079666
Fuck, them digits
>>752080915
u seem like a cool dudebro. u thai by chance?
>>752080982
Good to go! Stationed in 29 stumps and all my SNCOS tell me that theres so much more to the Marine Corps. Thank you for your insight!
>>752081452
It's all good man. Just focus on yourself for now and the girls will follow :)
>>752081764
Praise the sun!
>>752082207
Close, I'm Burmese. Literally right next to Thailand, one of them brown skins lol. What about you??
Is taxation theft?
>>752082207
The Vietnamese is obvious
>>752082708
ha so i was close. im just a mixed euro boi. have a great night
>>752077100
How's your current living quarters?
what is your mos? 6257 here
>>752082837
Not in my opinion, no
>>752082868
I literally just said that I was Burmese
>>752083103
You too!
>>752083840
It's pretty good honestly. Much like a dorm room. Roommates and all
>>752083871
0811 in 29 palms
>>752084628
Do you regret enlisting?
I've only been in since August last year and am definitely regretting it right now because of mass punishment. I am in Japan..
>>752084628
Your name isn't Nick is it?
>>752077100
Are you proud to be a marine?
Ever witnessed sexual harassment?
>>752084947
Where?
Iwakuni or Okinawa?
Just to let you know. Every Marine I served with overseas said 6 months after hitting stateside, they were itching to go back oversea.
I spent a total of 8 years overseas. 2 in Iwakuni single - extended, 6 in Okinawa - accompanied, and the wife and kids wanted me to extend again.
But all good thing...
Trust me, you're on vacation right now. Enjoy it.
Goddamn, I can't believe no one asked you this! What's you're favorite flavor crayon?
>>752077100
Are you Asian Tyler1?
>>752080915
How's being a marine? How many years of experience? Kill any sandniggers yet?
>>752084947
No I do not. I believe that I have made the right choice in the long term. It's all a matter of perspective, I just happen to find more positives than negatives. Yeah I heard about that, all of Okinawa being secured LMAO. There any barracks moonshine going around yet??
>>752085172
No it is not
>>752085178
I am very proud, but I don't let it get to my head . If a person asks then I'll tell them but I don't go around holding up a sign "I'm a Marine" yknow??
>>752085370
A little grabass here and there, but we have gotten so many briefs and classes on sexual harassment that we know whats playing around and what is sexual harassment.
>>752085641
Haha haven't tried any crayons jsut yet!
>>752085688
No, this is Patrick.
>>752085701
It's pretty great. 2 years. Not yet
>>752085732
>I am very proud, but I don't let it get to my head . If a person asks then I'll tell them but I don't go around holding up a sign "I'm a Marine" yknow??
Umm, see >>752077100
>>752085917
Damnit devil dog. What are you doing with your life?!?!
Im assuming that you live in the barracks. Is there any privacy in the Marines? Are you with other Marines everyday?
>>752085917
What have you done so far?
>>752085961
What if I just said AMA?? What if people what a little insight to the lifestyle??
>>752086024
I'm sorry! I have failed you!
>>752086030
I mean there is some privacy within the barracks. On a regular workday I am around them all the time, but on the weekends everyone just kind of does their own thing.
>>752086051
Uhm, fairly vague question. Coulkd you be more specific pleasE??
Are female Marines marriage-tier?
>>752085476
I'm at Iwakuni.
I bet you are right I will probably want to go back overseas once I'm stateside but right now all I can focus on is how shitty the Marine Corps can make life..
What's the reason you're getting out?
>>752086652
The female Marine
1. In shape.
2. Lots of stamina.
3. Look good, but are generally ignored by male Marines for some reason.
I use to tell my boys this: You're in shape, she's in shape. Go to the exchange, get a bag of groceries, fall back to your or her room, put a 'Do NOT Disturb' sign on the door, and hump like rabbits the whole weekend and wear each other out.
Definite marriage material.
>>752077100
OP you look like the dude from the Youtube channel Beyond Science
>>752085732
There might be, I just haven't seen any. I still have a couple of bottles hidden.
>>752086652
My sister got married while she was in..
>>752087170
Oh man!
You guys still go to Three Falls?!
How does it feel fighting for Israel?
Fuck me man I’m at Iwakuni right now. Fuckin Oki Marines fucking everything up right now. What did you think of the JSDF? Is it just me or if we pulled out would they loose this country in 24 hours provided any major conflict arose.
>>752086347
Ok, have you travelled anywhere? Invaded? Any dangerous experiences? Make any friends? How was training? Etc etc
>>752087289
Oh, and I'm retired. Did 20 standing on my head. 2 wars, 2 floats, I-I Duty, Married, 2 kids, Recruiting.
And YOU sir, hit the dream spot. The only places better than Iwakuni is Hawaii or Delmar California.
>>752086652
Generally they're not that good looking in my opinion, sure you get those couple few that are gorgeous. If you want hot military chicks, I say go for Air Force. Again, it's all opinionated.
>>752087226
Haha, I can see it.
>>752087474
Well I personally am not so idk.
>>752077100
why won't you get a better laptop with better camera?
>>752087645
I was there in '85 - '87. And it was pretty much anything goes back then. Best station EVER!
>>752087183
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>>752087681
Ah, I see. Im In DEP right now. There have been lots of qt3.14 poolees coming and going.
>>752087837
They were saying the same thing when I was there. We ain't ever pulling up. Oki or Iwa. If we do, there's always Guam.
joining the military even though the government did 9/11. what a fucking brainlet
>>752087772
Well, you see. I don't make that much money friend.
>>752087876
Haha hell yeah! Everytime I go back home for leave I just stop by the ol' recruiting station to say hi and there's always a qt female poolee there, like uuggghh!! Don't tell my recruiter I said that
>>752088174
I hear a beta cuck around here
>>752087837
I've been told just in the last few years it has become almost unrecognizable. So much new construction and the expansion..
>>752087289
I can't say I've gone yet, but yeah I know a couple of guys that go hiking there.
>>752087669
Wow you have had quite the career!
Would you do it all again knowing what you know now?
>>752088556
Not gonna answer me?
>>752087657
>>752077100
>How do we keep the earth fully populated with humans forever?
>>752077100
Have you ever fucked a mermaid?
>>752088876
I'm not OP but that's an evolving question. Humanity won't face the same problems in 10 years that they will face in 10 billion years..
>>752077100
What's the worst thing that's happened to you while being a part of the Marines?
Sucks you can't smoke bud man, but I appreciate and thank you for your service.
I'm in Texas btw, have some bud porn
>>752077100
Would you?
>>752087657
Very sorry! Probably just looked over your question. I'll answer them right now.
I'm from Maryland and have traveled to South Carolina, Oklahoma, California, Japan, and South Korea so far. Haven't "invaded" anyone just yet. No "dangerous" experiences yet. I have made many friends throughout this crazy adventure. Now that I think about it, boot camp was easy in a way. You are literally being told what to do, when to do it, and how to do it.
>>752088573
>I've been told just in the last few years it has become almost unrecognizable. So much new construction and the expansion.
I looked at the base once on Google. They were putting the bridge up when I left and just built the Exchange. My shop looked right across the flight line. Tin building torn down long ago. Hell, I don't even recognize Lejeune now when I go down there.
> I can't say I've gone yet, but yeah I know a couple of guys that go hiking there.
Bet you didn't know... There's also a SEVEN Falls.
>Would you do it all again knowing what you know now?
In a heart beat. HOWEVER, I have had boot camp flashbacks where I find myself going through training the age I am now.
I wake up in a cold sweat, relieved it was all just a dream. lol
Take off your shirt
(:
Is there any particular Marine that yall look up too? Like them being a great leader and such?
>>752077100
how big is your cock?
>>752089647
Chesty Puller.
Ultimate bad ass.
>>752089647
All crayon eaters love Chesty Puller. Ehs A pretty cool guy, eh didn't afraid of anything either.
>>752077100
Hope it all works out with Beyond Science. I'm enjoying the shows.
>>752089787
But my boy Audie Murphy had more awards... of course everyone loves ole Mad Dog too.
>>752088876
Impossibru
>>752089016
No, but am willing to
>>752089166
It's all a matter of perspective some might say holding up a towel for 20 minutes was the worst thing, and some might say digging for an hour might be the worst thing. Me personally?? Cleaning something just to ge tit dirty again.
>>752089201
And thank you for your support! It really does help
>>752089647
Can't say any names but he is a Sgt and I look up to him because he actually gives a fuck about me. Not just a co - worker, or a Marine, but as a person. I've learned so much from this man not jsut in my MOS but being a better person in general.
>>752089490
Ok
>>752089373
Thank you. I'm thinking about doing 20 since I don't see many other options but it's a commitment that I can't begin to comprehend yet..
I love hiking so I'm going to have to go there before I PCS and no I've never heard of 7 falls.
>>752089884 show us your chest
>>752089884
Goddamn, boy. You take inspiration from that leader you got and you put it in your tool box for when you make cut off one day.
>>752089093
How do we deal with the sun expanding? How do we deal with the earth bulging in the middle?
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>>752089884
Op pls I need to fap
>>752090082
You can see it right there! Maybe if you show tits and timestamp!
>>752090159
I truly will! Hope to be as good as an NCO as he was
>>752090285
How about we just move the Earth! The bulging earth ordeal? Gotta leave that one to my boi Tesla
>>752090909
I have dick a lol
>>752091094
Yeeaaaahhhh, not happening bro.
>>752089884
>Eva tattoo
>Be me
>going to MEPs hotel
>late as hell
>10 minutes before they stop accepting guests
>tired as fuck from finding all my paperwork and signing shit all day
>open room door
>Evangelion intro fucking blasting out from speakers
>some fat black kid in his underwear laying on the bed
>"I thought no one else would be in this room"
>ma nigga
>End up discussing who is best waifu
>>752090006
Ask some of your buddies. I can't tell you exactly where it is because it was so long ago, but I do remember its up in the mountains, so use Google maps to scope out the mountain ranges near there. If I remember correctly, there's a ski lodge near there.
And like I said earlier, 20 years is easy. Just do stuff. Lots of stuff.
And LEARN Japanese. I still kick myself in the ass for not knowing more. Translators are big money in the states.
Use the education opportunities the Corps offers and also use the TSP and save your money.
When I was there, I blew all my money on stereo equipment. ARRRRGH!
Do research on online stock buying. NOT trading.
And most of all, you guys just keep doing what you do best.
Being United States Marines!
OOORAH!!!
>>752091241
Solid advice right there. Also go to school while you're in. 1 class a semester is easy as shit and before you k ow it you'll have your degree
>>752091183
are you Thai? were you born in US? if not, why do you serve in marines?
>>752091494
EXACTLY.
Getting an associates degree is SO easy. The Corp and military in general offer so much. Take advantage of it, because when you eventually do get out, whether its 6 years or 20, a lot of those perks disappear.
>>752091241
thank you I saved all of your replies, you have a lot of good advice!
OOORAH!
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>>752092287
Np man. And true story. I'm at almost 6 in and barely realizing this shit. Like if troops just take a little of their spare time they're set. Wish I'd taken more advantage of it when I first got in instead of spending all my free time drunk at strip clubs.
