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wwyd if you were at a club, taking a piss at the urinals and this guy walks in, stands 12 inches behind you, unzips and then starts pissing against the back of your legs?
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>>752055177
Knock him out mid piss, duh
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>>752055177

2 leg takedown

bigger they are the harder they fall.
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>>752055177
spin around ninja style, drop to knees, open mouth wide and enjoy
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>>752055177
Shoot him in the foot, claim I felt like he was gonna rape me.
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Keep in mind I'm 6"1 and near rake-ish.
I would turn 180 and bitch slap him. Nothing but staredown until he either respects it or crushes me.
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>>752055177
id bash his skull against the urinal and finish my pissing afterwards
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swordfight bitch
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start pissing back untill the entire fucking club is drenched in half digested alcohol piss
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turn 360 and walk away
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>>752055177
get on my knees and let him finish pissing in my mouth
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>>752055177
grab his faggot hair, pull down his head and stab him right in his spine :)
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>>752055471
If you did that you would walk into the urinal. Haven’t been on /b/ in about a year. Nice to see you’re all still retarded
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errr turn around and punch him in the face. Is this guy suppose to be intimidating? why coz he's got tats, beard and 12 year olds t-shit? bitch please
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call him a hipster>>752055177
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turn around, grab his penis with both hands and push him away with my foot
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>>752055177
never gonna happen
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>>752055177
Wouldn't happen cause I don't feel comfortable using urinals, I always use the stall.
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>>752055177
1v1 me in rust bitch
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>>752055177
Turn around and dock with him.
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>>752055177
Reconsider my life. Really think hard why I'm in a craft brewery drinking IPAs like this faggot. Make changes. Probably stop drinking.
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>>752055826
>lowqualbait
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Arizona fag here, since I CC everywhere, I'd just shoot him. Easypeasy.
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>>752055826
Nice b8 buddy
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kek
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i'd turn my 5'8 self around and do my damndest to fuck his shit up. if i let that shit slide i deserve to have my balls cut off
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>>752055177
Grab him by the penis


kiss him on the lips


teleport away
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>>752055177
I'd be terrified. (I've got severe confrontation anxiety sickness) if pretend I didn't notice him peeing on my leg keep my head fixed straight ahead and wait until he finished. Afterwards I'd zip my pants up and wash my hands and walk out. I'd probably leave the club soon after and put my pants in the wash. Then codww2 until the shame was forgotten
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>>752055238
You'd get a face full of piss with that approach.
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>>752056479
kek
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>>752055177
Just let it happen
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>>752055177
Execute a strategic withdrawal.
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>>752056098
fuck me too
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>>752055177
Get on my knees
Take piss in my mouth
Get banged by him and his friends
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I'd turn around and piss on him
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>>752055177
As soon as he pulled his dick out I'd do a ninja backflip over his head while still pissing. After I landed behind him I'd piss all over on the back of his leg while whispering in his ear "nothin personal kid".
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>>752055177
>faggy haircut
>edgy shirt
>covered in tats

he's a poseur, I'd fuck his shit up
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>>752055177
I would introduce myself and then invite him over for some PASTA
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>>752055177
Punch him into the eyes full power
Just because he's more muscular doesn't mean he takes more beating on the head, not more mass there
Also I'm probably a good head larger than him
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ask for a redo. i wasn't ready yet
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>>752055177
punch him in the face obviously...
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just suck his dick off and then he will have to become a girl and then i will fuck his pussy
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>>752055177
>at a club
>implying anyone on /b/ would be in a club.
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>>752055177

Say "Uhhh this urinal is occupied, man"
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>>752055177
Probably turn around and piss on him as well. Then hope to god he doesn't kick my ass.
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>>752055177

T

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>>752057087
...and then this!
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>>752055826
oldfag detected
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>>752055177
........and finally fuck his bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>752056291
went to az on honey moon. No permit cc is dope. Bought a new holster add soon as in city. Really so much better than open carry.
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>>752055177
Grab his dick and pull it with force, see his face and tell him daddy.
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Turn around and hit him

Any other answer makes you a dickless faggot
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>>752055177
I would turn around and say "Thank you Sir, may I suck your cock now?"
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>>752055177
Start to suck his dick while he's still peeing.
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>>752055177
You must be a pussy because he's not very tough looking. A stiff breeze could knock that guy over. I would turn around and boot his knee in and finish pissing on him while he lies on the floor. Simple.
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>implying that any faggots here would last one second against him
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>>752055177
He's got one hand on his dick and totally focused on his insulting action. Time to strike. I'd fucking go ape shit on him. Wouldn't stop until his head was smashed against the porcelain.

See I had a fellow teammate do this to me in school and I regret to this day that I didn't cause that fucker permanent severe brain damage. A sweep of the feet and down he goes. This guy's mistake would be that he's in it to be insulting or funny while I'd be in it for death.
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Turn around, calmly get in range of upper cutting he's chin, lay him out, finish my piss on he's face, leave.
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>>752057500
If you punch his right eye he is practically blind
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>>752057500
I don't give a shit if I'd last a second or two. I'm a man aren't I? As long as I get a solid hit in I'll go down with less spite
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>>752055177
Turn around and whoop that nigga ass!
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I'd say yo what the fuck as I spun around to face him, then pull out my work knife and stab him.
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>>752055177

66 replis. Not one of you faggots turn around and piss on him in return.
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Stab him with my neck knife.
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>>752055177
Find out who his dad is and then rape his dad in the ass
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What activated terry poster ffs
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>>752055177
Set his homo haircut on fire.
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>>752055177
He pulled his cock out. Wouldn't be hard to turn around, grab it, and pull as hard as I can.

Fuck him.
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>>752055177
Pull my ass cheeks apart and cordially invite him to put his dick in me.
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>>752055177

Turn around and fight him, hopefully win. If not, at least I didn't just stand there and let some faggot piss on me.
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>>752057259
is that the mother of his now twins?
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>>752055177
Kill him on impulse
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>>752058590
100%

\m/
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>>752055177
Bend over and fuck his ass
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Piss back at him.
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>>752055177
Shoot him cos I'm american
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>>752058027
Sure. After I nearly kill him.
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Beat him to death with his own shoe.
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R

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\w/
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>>752055177
beg him for cummies
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>>752055177
choke. ignore tap.
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>>752055177
that hipster wannabe viking/biker pussy wouldn't be caught dead in a hetero club.
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>>752055340
gay plan. go train.
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>>752056479
top kek
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>>752056744
what mark zuckerberg said
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>>752056919
>implying errant semen in a nightclub isn't how you were conceived
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>>752057259
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>>752057233
How did such a shitty and ugly photographer get to fuck so many fine women? His work is garbage tier.
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>>752060071
uncle T~Bone is the only TRUE alpha in all of history \m/
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>>752055177
Left elbow to nose, turn around with dick still out and right cross. Or backfist with left as I turn and then right cross. Or not notice the piss until he's walking away and awkwardly put my dick away and try to figure out how to leave.
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>>752055177
Never happens in real life excep if you r a douche and looking for a fight
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>>752056575

This is how i imagine antifa members in their off time.
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>>752060393
Most racist are fags anyway
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>>752060152
....... Thanks for not answering my question. Which jew did he suck off to get work? His pics are shit. He's ugly. He's unoriginal. Like a shitty trailer park warhol wanna be.
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>>752055177
What are your other fag fantasies?
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>>752055177
id break his fucking jaw
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>>752058535
Gavin as in McInnes?
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>>752060502
Uncle licked HITLER \m/
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>>752055177
For that to happen I'd have to go to a club, first.
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>>752060619
bingo...check his new show chitchatting about Uncle >>>/p/3193799
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>>752060502
>Which jew did he suck off to get work?
Trump's daughter......Uncle got the Don's sloppy 2nds
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>>752055177
I wonder what he is massively over compensating for?
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YELL WHITE POWDER AND SPINNING HOOK KICK HIM IN THE KIDNEY
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>>752055177
Beat his trash ass like he deserves. Why ass db questions?
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>>752055826
glad you're back friend
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>>752055177
kill him
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>>752055177
I would tell him that his beard doesn't make him more manly and then push my finger into his eye, keeping telling him that his hair and tattoos are just a symptome of something I can see clearly that he doesn't feel sure enough to even live, pushing my finger deeper I would tell that I know what he feels, that chaos of permament not being sure, having nothing to stand firmly on can drive someone mad and all of that led him to fuck with me because I have all of that, and he will never achieve that and I won't tell him why I got it.

I would drive him to kill himself easily. All of people have that lock, and words make it unlock and make them do all sorts of weird things.
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I pull out my glock that I open carry on my hip and put a R.I.P. bullet right between his faggot eyes and finish pissing on his corpse while humming the pledge of allegiance
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>>752061839
I can see him under beard and haircut being little boy that wants other people to be scared of him.
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>>752055177
>turn around
>pull out CCW
>shoot his ass
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>>752061912
glocks are for cops and fags who dont know shit about guns
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>>752055177
Wait.
Exit club.
Grab gun from car.
Shoot his ass as he exits.
Make sure he's alive and only wounded.
Piss on him.
Laugh at his torture.
Shoot him till he's dead.
Enjoy spending the rest of my life in jail knowing I one upped him.
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>>752062118
who tf is the chick?
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>>752062190
1 of terry's many model sluts.....sorry m8 i forget her ID?
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>>752056479
Best post
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>>752056721
Kek
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>>752055177
Have him arrested like a civilized human would do. The police would fuck up his life.
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>>752055964
Top post
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>>752055177

Heres the thing OP. I'm small, but Im not a pussy.

Ive had my ass kicked MANY times. Some of those times I even deserved it. Im actually friends with a lot of the guys that Ive gotten in fights with, and some of them have even beat the shit out of me before we became friends.

Im never going to be the biggest guy, or the strongest guy. Thats just genetics. There are literally millions out there that are better than me in those regards.

But I'll never be a coward. I'll always be brave, I'll never stand down, and I'll always fight back, even when I know Im going to get completely fucked up. I'll never be a bitch. I dont care how big you are, if you piss on my legs, you're going to have to knock me out too. You might win, you might lose, but no matter what, we're gonna find out.

Have respect for yourself, and others will respect you.
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I appreciate the passfag that's dumping all the Terry pics.
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>>752062807
\wm/
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>>752055177
Are effeminate, hipster beardos really intimidating to many b-tards, just because they have a bunch of wannabe, tryhard tattoos and a somewhat athletic build?

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>>752060071
I really wish I knew. The guy's got a decent sized wang on him and some money, but his money doesn't make him stand out in the world these models are used to anyway.

As I see it, he's scrawny and ugly and is a tattooed moron. And he's a total creep.

I wish someone could explain it. Because, I can't get laid to save my life and could really use some good advice.

I wonder if it's just a numbers game. We're seeing his successes, but how many failures are there for each success?
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>>752062058
Then I when Im done emptying my bladder I pull out my trusty shotgun that I keep in my boot and proceed to sodomize this yankee and pull the trigger in his godless. cum infested bowels as the rest of the bathroom applaudes and the star bangled banner plays over the intercom. Big Tex punches through bathroom wall with his raging hard on and gives me a thumbs before walking off into the sunset.
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>>752062966
>I really wish I knew. The guy's got a decent sized wang on him and some money, but his money doesn't make him stand out in the world these models are used to anyway.
>As I see it, he's scrawny and ugly and is a tattooed moron. And he's a total creep.
>I wish someone could explain it. Because, I can't get laid to save my life and could really use some good advice.
>I wonder if it's just a numbers game. We're seeing his successes, but how many failures are there for each success?

ill looo NA titty
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>>752061502
why is this uncensored? this is not from the US, is it?
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Meh.
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>>752055291
Fuk’n kek
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>>752055177
turn around and let him piss in my mouth
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>>752063211
it is from prudish USA but from the 70's when there was more freedom
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>>752055177
nice haircut dumbfuck
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>>752061502
not gonna lie this made me feel more comfortable with my penis.
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>>752063521
all gooks are hung like babies
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>>752060502
are you sure you're not just describing yourself at this point
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lol I'm way bigger and muscular than him and I have a more intimidating look. He won't do it. I'd do it to him
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He'd get shot in the dick.
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>>752063368
what a bunch of stroke monkeys
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>>752063949
they luv their Uncle \m/
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>>752055177
That wouldn't happen.
I'm not a fag that let's dudes do that shit.
Youre a fag if he even gets that close to you.
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>>752055177

do you think people are all pussys and woudnt kick some jack ass's ass for pissing on them?
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>>752055177
Kick him right in his litter pisser
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>>752055291
This is already the best response we're gonna get boys
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>>752055291
this is why /b/ comedy is always on a higher tier

topkek
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>>752062966
Seriously, we need answers on this. How does he do it?

>>752064325
>Barbara Palvin's anal virginity was taken by this smug fucker.
Prove it.

>>752064420
That's her snatch? News to me.
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>>752056291
You're from AZ so the fag part was pretty redundant.
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>>752055177
knock him the fuck out with one hit because hes obviously a glass jawed poser faggot
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>>752055177
http://www.joymodels.com/model/7431/model
>HEIGHT: 6' 0"
>CHEST: 38"
>WAIST: 30"
>SHOES: 9

He's not short, but kind of a manlet anyway. They probably inflate his height by an inch or two. A 38" chest is quite small, as is a 30" waist (which makes the chest look bigger). And size 9 shoes are for children.

The tattoos are a faggotty attempt to pass for a tough guy. But, he's probably a real bitch.

More Uncle Terry filth, please. Someone explain how he talks his whores into being such whores on camera. Imagine what else they are doing but refuse to let him photograph...
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>>752066149
Awww...what's the matter? Is his dick bigger than yours?
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>>752055865

"YOU THINK YOU CAN PISS ON MY LEG BECAUSE YOU GOT AWAY WITH RAPING AND MURDERING MY 9 YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER!!! ONE OF US IS GOING TO DIE IN 10 MINUTES!!!!

"HEY EVERYBODY!! LET'S KILL THIS CHILD RAPER!!!"
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>>752066730
I don't know. Maybe. I'd give it 50/50 odds. But, I'm likely the same height as him, with a 32" waist and 50+" chest (52" or 54"? Haven't measured in a while). And I didn't need to let a dirtbag doodle on me so I can feel like a badass.
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>>752055177
Suck him off furiously, while sucking up the piss like a garden hose.
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>>752067427
homofag!
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>>752055865
>12 year olds t-shit?
a 12yo would only fit that tee if they were obese
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>>752055177
turn around and keep pee'ing
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>>752055658
you wish pepe!
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