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>>752052087
Claiming Italy for Kekistan (green)
- General Frog
Update #1
>Spidget Finns
>Purple
>Gibraltar
Update #2
>Normiestan
>Dark Green
>Sweden
>>752052087
>Holy Empire
>blue
>Ireland
update #3
>>752053362
so, can we start rolling now? or do we wait for more players?
if we role finish Ireland and move to Scotland
>>752053479
yea, you can roll after every update, just make sure to mention what country you're rolling for
>>752053362
>Spidget Finns
>Expand northward
Update #4
>>752053608
sorry, forgot trip
>>752053841
>Spidget Finns
>Expand toward west and east coasts
>>752053841
Holy Empire
Get the rest of Scotland and northern islands, and head for England
>>752053841
>Normiestan
>Expand toward west
Update #5
>>752054258
>Holy Empire
get the rest of the northern Scotland territories, then head for England
Claiming Pink for Faggots.
>>752054258
>Spidget Finns
>Expand to fill in Spain
>>752054378
you need to specify a location
German Riech for red in germany
>>752054429
Does all of Russia count?
Or can I have a bit of Russia?
>>752054666
24 provinces bud,
read the rules in top left
Update #6
Yellow (ish) provinces give you +2 provinces
>>752054666
All hail satanic faggot russia
>>752054806
>Holy Empire
go south and get those provinces
>>752054733
Ok russia provinces:
Adygea
Karachay-Cherkessia
Kabardino-Balkaria
better?
>pink
>Armenien Empire
>Armenien/Jerewan
3+1chanerland Claiming Ucrain (Yellow)
>>752054806
>>752054525
German Reich claims more of Germany
>>752054806
Well, that layout's dumb. Why not put some of those golden pieces in the Middle East? Anyway,
>Spidget Finns
>Continue conquering Spain
>>752055051
>1
rekt
Taking Brown for the baltic states - Lithuania, latvia, estonia and whats left of finland
Rolling for German Reich to take over parts of Russia.
>>752055107
I AIN'T SCARED
KEKISTAN AIN'T GOT SHIT
>Spidget Finns
>Punk Shits
>Brown
>Turkey
>>752054901
Yea, that's good, you don't have to be that specific
>>752054953
Russian already claimed crimea, try a different location
Update #
>>752055552
Too late
Update #7 >>752055570
>>752055570
go for turkey
>>752055652
what country?
>>752055570
>Holy Empire
keep going south, fill England, then Normandy
>>752055570
>Spidget Finns
>Continue conquering Spain
>Satanic Russia
push west
> light blue
> dank hashtown
> anywhere
>>752055570
German Reich, just get more Germany
Update #9
FYI, if you want to expand into another nation you have to explicitly state so in the roll
Update #8>>752056341
>>752056393
>Spidget Finns
>Expand around golden parcel
>Fill in rest of Spain with remaining parts
>>752056393
>Holy Empire +2
Get the rest of England, and then head for Normandy province
>Normiestan
Try and Surround Baltic States
>Satanic Russia
Fill out the border with the Armeniens
>Baltic states
>Take over Lithuania
>Belphegor
looking to assist a nation. reply if you need another roller
>>752056393
German Reich grabs bits of northern Germany.
>>752057033
Yes, please! If you can, roll to fill in the rest of Spain.
>Spidget Finns
Update #9
Was expecting some allaiances to be formed by now to be fair
>>752057255
The German Reich reclaims more of Germany. I'm running our of ways to say "get more Germany".
>Baltic states
>Offer normiestan to form an allienace
>>752057255
I think that's best for late-game.
>Spidget Finns
>Push up against Dank Hashtown
>Fill in remainder of Spain with leftover parts
>baltic states
>take over rest of lithuania and go to poland
What do the golden parcels do?
>Spidget Finns
>satanic russia
>Go south along the Black Sea
Someone get a yellow Balkan state
>>752057255
>belphegor
>under spidget finns
roll to cover the rest of spain.
>>752057255
>Spidget Finns
Fill in whatevers left of Spain
>>752057515
and attack kekistan? (OP)
>>752057545
Let's you take over an additional 2 provinces
kekistan and spidget finns pls ally
>Normiestan
Invade Baltic States
>Satanic Russia
just go south
>>752057675
that's not kekiskan -_-
and yes attatck normiestan
German Reich offers Normiestan an alliance of Aryan brotherhood.
>>752052087
Lets take Sicily for kekistan
>>752057255
>Chinks
>Yellow
Lets start in central Africa
>>752057721
Badass! Does this stack?
>>752057662
>>752057634
You two are delightful.
>Spidget Finns
>>752057847
mb
Update #10
>>752057735
>>752057515
you're rolls cancelled each other
>>752057993
>>752058023
German Reich claimed western Germany
>>752058023
Chinks push westward
>Satanic Russia
>head south for those gold provinces
>Normiestan
Continue Invasion of Baltic States
Accept allience offer from German Reich
>>752058023
>belphegor
>spidget finns
proceed along the border of france
im sure my allies have the rest of spain secured.
>>752057974
yea, it does
>>752058023
>Spidget Finns
>Fill in remainder of Spain
>Expand around eastern border of Dank Hashtown with remaining parcels
Hey OP, can you add a state count by the names?
>Baltic states
>Offers Kekiskan to form an alliance
>>752058023
>Spidget Finns
Finish conquering the rest of Spain and expand around Dank Hashtown if I got anything left
>>752058158
through armenia?
>>752058359
Nah, just go along the black sea for those ones at the channel
>satanic russia
just keep pushing into turkey
Rolling for Dick and Porty(potty) council
Update #11
sorry for the delay
>Normiestan
Just continue the invasion of Baltic States (If completed, expand into Norway)
>satanic russia
just invade the armeniens and make a bee-line for that gold
>>752059322
It's all good, OP.
Though I think you forgot to include our expansions.
>Spidget Finns
>Continue surrounding Dank Hashtown
>Begin overtaking it with leftover parts
>Baltic states
>Go south to Russia and Poland
>>752059322
>German Riech
Expand south
>>752059322
>Spidget Finns
Gonna finish up around Spain and if I have extras expand across the strait into Morocco
>Satanic Russia
>keep going through turkey and down into syria
>>752059322
Chinks expand southward
>>752059524
I'm talking about
>>752057634
>>752057427
>>752057722
Sure, why not? We can bull-horn the Chinks and go for that big, golden chunk by Austro-Hungary.
>Spidget Finns
>>752059322
OP is masturbating...please wait......
>Baltic states
>go north to estonia
Update #12 (baltics got nuked aka photoshop fucked up), and therefore the baltic states are now dead, rip
>>752060608
I'll let you resurrect somewhere else on the map
>Baltic states
>Trying to revive
>satanic russia
Head for that big chunk of gold in the middle.
Also did you see this one?
>>752059517
>>752060731
Greece
>>752060679
>German Reich
Go south again.
>Normiestan
expand into Scandinavia
>>752060679
Chinks expand eastward
>>752060944
Woo, dubs. Bullhorn that, bitches.
>>752060679
>Holy Empire
damn, lost a couple of turns, finish England, go to Normandy
update #13
bullhorn that black gold in the middle east
>>752061105
you can roll once more, cause you rolled late
>>752060679
Okay, fine.
>Spidget Finns
>Fill in the remainder of Spain
>Travel along northern Mediterranean coastline with leftovers
>>752061174
>Kekistan
>Fill in rest of Italy, starting with the south/Sicily
>>752061238
>German Reich
Move towards the yellowish blob
>satanic russia
Move east towards those last few gold spots
>>752061238
OP, you're ignoring our spins!
>Spidget Finns
>Fill in remainder of Spain
>>752061238
>Spidget Finns
Finish Up in Spain
>>752061238
>Holy Empire
Get the rest of Normandy pls, head to Belgium
are the province bonus still counting?
>Normiestan
Once again, expand into Scandinavia
>>752061174
>Holy Empire
thanks
rolling
get Belgium and Netherlands
>Chinks
Hop into boats and attack Kekistan!
>Baltic states
>Go north
>>752061470
Don't worry, I fixed it
>>752061474
It's a one time +2
>>752061658
>Batlic states in the Balkans
>>752061238
>Dank Hashtown
expanding north
Can we states please join kekistan's and spidget finns aliance
>Baltic states
>Satanic Russia
>fill in more of turkey and grab Cyprus if there's enough
>>752061833
>Chinks
Nah man, join the Chinks. Don't dogpile like cowards.
>>752061833
Damn right you can!
Split your expansion between attacking the Chinks via Sicily and heading toward Austro-Hungary for the gold patch.
>Spidget Finns
Update #14
>satanic russia
Finish of the armeniens.
Also, Chinks, team up?
>>752061968
Nevermind. GIVE THE CHINKS HELL!
>>752061980
>Spidget Finns
>Invading Morocco and Algeria
Someone else get Dank Hashtown.
>>752061980
Chinks attempt to finish off the Kekistani dogs!
>>752061980
>Dank Hashtown
Claims belgium from holy empire
>>752061980
>German Reich, hearing Erika in the background
Go get Poland.
>Baltic states
>Go north
>Make an ally with chinks
>>752062097
Do what you must, Hellion, but it was you that wished to bullhorn the wrath of the Chinks first!
>>752062181
Huzzah!
>>752061980
>Holy Empire
Defend from the Danks
Counter attack
>Baltic states
Chinks what should our ally be called?
>>752061980
>Spidget Finns
Expanding East along the Mediterranean coast towrds Italy
Praise be Kek
>Satanic Russia
>keep filling in the middle east
>Normiestan
Expand into Scandinavia again
call for peace with Baltic states because we are to far away to invade eachother
>>752062288
OH HELL YEAH!
>Spidget Finns
>>752062288
>>752062388
this nigga is a wizard
checkd
Update #15
The chinks have claimed their first victim
>>752062499
We're different posters, mang.
#SpidgetStrong
>SpidgetFinns
>satanic russia
knock out the armeniens, keep filling out the middle east
>Baltic states
>Go north
>Chinks notice me
>How should we call our alliance?
>>752062549
>German Reich
expand south
>>752062549
push the attack and convert the danks
>>752062092
Sounds good.
Name the alliance: The Axis of Awesome?
Chinks try to claim neutral African territory.
>>752062549
>Spidget Finns
>Fill in Italy, to get the Chinks out
>Expand into Africa with leftovers
>>752062270
I think we can help each other out, since the Baltic States aren't pairing up with us.
What do you say?
>>752062720
>Satanic Russia
cool with me.
head towards eastern russia
>>752062774
Spidget Finns stronk, the Holy Empire agrees to this alliance, which are the conditions?
>>752062549
>Spidget Finners
Attack Dank Hash Town and expand north through France
>>752062720
Can Baltic states join too?
>Baltic states
>>752062549
>>752062986
>German Reich
God dammit who is in who?
>>752062910
Fantastic!
I suggest you only attack the German Reich if you're attacked. We'll make sure to leave a pathway for you to expand through the Alps.
>Spidget Finns
>>752062499
haha checkem
>>752062986
>Chinks
Yes, I thought we already paired up last round, lol. Down with the praisers of kek!
>>752063113
>Holy Empire
agreed
how should we name our alliance?
>>752063187
>German Reich
Is this a declaration of war?
>>752063187
I think the Holy Spinners is good. Have any suggestions?
>>752063152
I suggest a name for alliance: Euro-Afro allies
>Baltic states
>>752063314
Only if you fire first.
>Spidget Finns
>>752063187
Holy Empire of Kek
If but for nothing else than to poke at our foes
>>752063328
>Chinks
That is fine by me.
>>752062986
>satanic russia
cool with me too
>>752063314
Holy Spinners sounds good, Godspeed
>>752063409
Whoops, meant to quote >>752063292
>>752063417
I'll take it!
>Spidget Finns
>>752063467
Many thanks, /b/rother.
>Spidget Finns
>>752063544
So wait what’s our alliance name Holy Spinners?
Update #16
I hope I got the alliances right
>>752063674
>German Reich
lets try to expand south better this time.
>>752063674
Let the Spidget Finns finish the danks, defend if attacked, head south to switzerland
>>752063674
>Chinks
Push for the Strait of Gibraltar
>Baltic states
>Go north if I reach German riech and there are still moves left go to east
>satanic russia
>head west from the black sea
>Normiestan
Keep expanding into Scandinavia (If I finish, expand into Russia)
>>752063795
Good plan.
>Spidget Finns
>Finish off Dank Hashtown
>Remove Chinks from Italy
>>752063674
>Spidget Finners
Expand into northern Italy and if I have some extras north from the Mediterranean
>Satanic Russia
keep going west from the black sea
>Baltic states offer German riech peace
>>752063968
Hold on, /b/rother.
I get the impression that the Aryan Brotherhood wants to quarrel with the Baltic States. We should leave them to that business.
Focus on Italy/Northern Africa instead.
>Spidget Finns
update #17
Some fags from the east are coming in screaming some autistic "DEUS VAULT!!!"
>>752064067
>German Reich
I Don't think we're at war but I accept.
>Baltic states
>Fill in balkans without attacking anyone
>>752064290
>German Reich
expand eastern.
>>752064290
OH SNAP
>Spidget Finns
>Take up leftover islands by Italy and Sardinia
>Bullhorn into Northern Africa
>>752064395
>Baltic states
I was just making sure
>>752064290
>Chinks
Keep pushing for Gibraltar, ignoring neutral states
>satanic russia
grab cyprus and that neutral territory in the east
>Normiestan
Expand into Scandinavia and Russia
Ask Satanic Russia to help me find out who exactly those autists are
(Also OP, I rolled dubs last turn)
>>752064636
>satanic russia
join normiestan in investigation of the autists
>>752064290
>German Riech
expand north
DÄNEMARK GEHÖRT UNS
>>752064465
>Spidget Finners
Spread into Africa as much as I can,
>>752064395
>Spidget Finners
Would the Aryan Brotherhood and the Holy Spinners be willing to ally against the Axis of Awesome
>>752064882
>German Reich
looks like I have someone on my team now. Remember Normiestan and us are allied.
!!!! JAPAN JUST GOT NUKED!!!
>Baltic states
Chinks you have a little bit of land at a bottom of Italy you can use it to get Italy
>>752064999
That's what we've been doing, /b/rother.
Please tell me this is a roll to further penetrate the Chinks' territory.
>Spidget Finns
>>752065031
what do we do know ._.
>>752064735
>>752064636
Your envoys return from the expedition,
they claim that the autists demand tribute, and they call themselves the "Crusaders", waging Jihad against all pagans
Update #18
Nice trips>>752064999
I'll let you airdrop into any state
>>752065127
>Spidget Finners
Yeah not sure if it counts but if I could I’d use it to go through Africa if we still have a turn
>>752065275
nope sorry
>Baltic states
>Try to get balkans without attacking
>satanic russia
>head towards the autists.
ask normiestan if they wanna form an anti-autist core to get rid of them.
>GermanRiech
Expand west
War to the holy empire
>>752064999
>German Reich
We have peace with the Baltic states though
>>752065452
The next day they send an envoy to you, asking if you know of any pagans
>>752065267
>Spidget Finners
If I can’t go into Africa then I’ll use it to keep going north towards the German Reich from our territory in Italy
>>752065332
That's acceptable. Our Day of Glory will come!
>Spidget Finns
>Fill in southern Italy
>Retake Morocco with leftovers
>>752065498
>German Reich
Fuck no dude don't declare war when we have unclaimed land near us
Retract war declaration, Go east.
>Normiestan
Expand into surrounding territories
>Normiestan accepts Santanic Russias offer
>>752065267
>Chinks
Reclaim taken land! Africa for Asians!
>>752065510
>Spidget Finners
Yes but that is a temporary alliance with one member of their group combined together both of you can expand across Russia with us expanding through Africa and the Holy Empire into the Middle East
>German Riech
take as much unclaimed land as possible
>Satanic Russia
Head towards the autists
>>752065570
Tell them I have intel that their own administration has been infiltrated with pagans
>>752064290
> New nation: Loli Girls
> Conquer Siberia/North Russia!
>>752065267
German Reich south
>>752065267
German Reich east
>>752065267
German Reich West
>>752066059
sorry bud, no more new nations
>>752066059
You're too late for that. Why not roll for us instead?
>Spidget Finns
>>752065267
German Reich attack the Baltic States
>>752065267
German Reich attack Satanic States
>German Reich
The German Reich is having some internal turmoil.
>>752066059
Loli's hold a place of high esteem in Chink society. Roll for Chinks!
>>752065267
German Reich more West
>>752066207
>>752065267
Ay ay captain!
> Spidget Finns
> Take over the rest of Italy
>>752066334
kek
Update #19
loli, you rolled late, so I'll add it to the next update
>>752066339
>>752066470
The autists unsure of their cause anymore seem to have started a civil war, with one faction claiming that normistan and russia are pagans, and the other that the they themselves have become pagans
>Baltic states
> North(without attacking german riech)
>>752066470
Chinks capture as much of Africa as possible.
And also pray for demon trips.
>>752066470
>Spidget Finns
Fill out into Morocco
>>752066059
Welcome aboard if you’re rolling for the glorious Spidget Finns empire
>>752066470
>German Reich
West!
>>752066470
What's going on with the autists in the northeast?
>Spidget Finns
>Continue to bullhorn into the Chinks' territory
>>752066470
You forgot to cross out Kekistan
>Normiestan
I take advantage of the turmoil and expand into both sides
>>752066470
>German Reich
East!
>>752066470
>German Reich
Attack the Baltic States!
>>752066630
emm, you have left overs, attack spidgets? (OP)
>satanic russia
North towards the autists.
Send military aid to the defector autists
>>752066470
>German Reich
Attack Satanic Russia!
>>752066764
Jump the Strait! Move into Spain.
>>752066470
>German Reich
East towards Ukraine!
>>752066470
>German Reich
Seize Switzerland!
>Satanic Russia
Fill in neutral territory between us and the germans
>>752066725
>German Reich
We have an alliance.
>>752066470
>Chinks
Attack Spidget Finns
>>752066470
>Chinks
Fuck up the Satanic Russians
>>752066470
>Chinks
Take Crete and attack the remainder of Greece
>>752067041
>Chinks
We have an alliance with them. I appreciate the 2nd and 3rd roller who joined me but... Satanic Russia has been cool thus far.
>>752066470
>Normiestan
To Kekistan