What was your first car?
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What was your first car?
>>752032704
I am 33 and have never owned a motor vehicle
>>752032704
>pic related
>>752032704
A 1974 Dodge Charger. Kinda rusty, only a 318 V8, but it was a fun first car.
>>752033333
>check em
>>752033333
FUCKING CHECKED
2001 Saturn. The seat was cut up and metal would stick out so I was always in danger of my kidney falling out.
>>752033333
You'd need to sell a kidney to run one of those here.
1964 Ford Falcon
2 door
small straight 6 with a 3spd on the tree.
Sold it to a young kid and saw it in town a week later with v8 emblems on the fenders.
a 2003 silver Mitsubishi Lancer
5.7L Corvette Engine Z28 Camaro. I win this thread. Beta losers.
>>752032704
lincoln ls v8 .
NEVER EVER EVEEERRRRRRR BUY ONE.
Not my photo but the same model car. Was my parents.
>>752033635
lt1 or ls1 ?
>>752033635
I thought Corvettes had aluminum heads...
>>752033500
Then one of my current cars, a 5000 pound 440-powered Imperial LeBaron would be a no-go?
>>752033635
The ugliest camaro ever.
Hell pretty much a ugly car even for the 90s.
The look has not aged well. Grand Ams have aged better when it comes to looks.
>>752033889
Nope I'm getting the hell out of here though so I'll drive a monstrosity some day soon.
>>752033752
classy.
Mine.
I bet this >>752033934 has better crash protection.
>>752034066
Those front tires look like fucking slicks. That's 6 points now.
>>752034173
That's not my actual car, just one off Google. Same year (98) and colour.
>>752034233
Fair enough then. I got a ticket for having a skull on mine.
This could have almost been it, except mine was very well used. So imagine this with a couple dozen dings and dents, add a bit of rust, a layer of grime, and a few dashes of fading.
>>752034275
Where the hell are you? Where could that possibly be illegal?
>>752034402
UK. Only got a year left till I go somewhere you don't need a fucking license to own a TV
>>752034396
I had a '71 Fury wagon once. Wish I kept it. 440 police engine, no options so pretty light for it's size. Ugly-cool.
>>752033788
LT1.>>752033914
>>752033914
Mad af
1995 corolla what a piece it clunked on every bump and the engine rattled it was so embarrassing to be seen in but the engine ran out of oil and died and that shitbox is finally gone forever
>>752032704
honda jazz
still first car from grandfather
>>752034582
These days, a good 4cyl makes the same horsepower.
>>752034499
I agree about the bullshit tv tax, but most countries in Europe and Asia have some kind of licensing.
>>752034722
I know, but would you really opt for the V6 over the roar and torque of a V8?
>>752034756
Not going anywhere in Europe or Asia. Got over one hundred trillion dollars and silver and can prove it.
1999 Ford Contour
>>752033752
why not? Jaguar V8, and also one of the safest sedans ever made.
2003 MX-5. Or as the yanks call it to my knowledge, a miata.
>>752034837
nigga, I'd put a I6 Cummins in there
>>752034837
Look, my first car was a slow 318 Dodge... we can't be judged by our first cars, but by any modern standard, an LT1 F-body was heavy, slow, and had a 140 page service manual supplement just dealing with noise, vibration, and harshness issues.
>>752032704
Volvo 144 from 1967.
Was a fun old car to drive around and do dumb shit in.
Wasn't very fast but had the "rally spec" kit so it had a lovely sound.
I rolled that car into a ditch about 3 years later, bent the chassis and caved in the roof.. That was the end of her.
>>752034546
Those big block police engines were a blast! And they'd always be in these nondescript cars. I knew someone who had one in a ford fairlane. Ordinary family car that could blow most anything off the road.
1975 Datsun 710. Bought it for $100, drove the fuck out of it for 3 years, blew a hole in the engine block and scrapped it for $100. Good memories.
>>752035154
>>752035174
Yeah, I wasn't exactly ballin at 18 years old.. but I did get a lot of pussy in that car.
>>752034066
How about posting your current ride too?
10 years later and I'm on this. My actual one this time.
>>752032704
Corsa C followed by anouther corsa C but better stacked the 2nd then stacked the 1st. Then a combo van, a derivative of the corsa. Hit a dear and crumpled the front end but still drove it. Then some divy bitch reversed into me at Mc'D so I blamed all the damage on her and got it repaired. Sold it.
Then lots of work vans Transits of diffrent sizes and a fiat ferino x 2 stacked one into a house.
Then anouther combo but a new one. Used to chuck immision gasses through the vents and send you to sleep on long journys because the injectors were poping out.
Oh Mid way through I also had a vectra and used it to knock the power out in my village lol.
Now I own a Nissan Kubistar.
I did alot of drink driving i my youth lolololol.
1970 ford f-100. it was 40 years old when i got it
>>752035574
I constantly debate to myself on whether or not I should get a bike. Are other people around you really that stupid with seeing you and cutting you off? Do you get a lot of pussy with it?
>>752035601
Might be able to find pics of my 2nd corsa c for you on a mem stick. bare with me.
>>752032704
86 cutlass ciera. actually kind of miss it.
>>752032704
>>752035601
Nissan is so hung up on the saturn worship
>Nissan Cube
>Nissan Kubistar
>Stupid Saturn shaped logo
>>752033191
Let me guess, New York jew?
>>752035601
>>752035867
Hit a tree at 60MPH
>>752036014
2003 Ford Taurus. Bought it on 9/11
2006 dodge magnum. Very spacious car so car sex was not bad at all. I filled it up weekly and it was bout $50 - $60. the pic is not my car but it looked like this, except my car was a blue/turquoise color.
>>752036270
damn dude. good job on not dying.
>>752034850
The terror of BMWs(until you hit 100mph, then you basically hit a wall and just shit in shame as everyone's car keeps accelerating but yours doesn't)
1998 Crown Victoria, and I miss it.
1997 VW Jetta. Was stick so learned how to drive it off the dealership lot.
>>752036270
you should get that dent repaired
>>752033752
>>752035113
They are real fun, but real mechanical nightmares.
Not my pic, but same car. It was a huge lemon, I ended up putting over 6 grand into it over two years, mind you this was over 5 years ago and it was a 2005 so it actually wasn't that old at the time. Sadly I'll never buy another Honda. I have a 2017 focus rs now so all is well.
>>752033752
How was that even your first car?
Whos dick did you suck?
>>752036623
Drink driving lol. It's good for your health coz your body goes limp before you even know what happened.
It's just not good for the health of other people, so I get why it's wrong.
Still makes you survive when your not suppose to though.
>>752035857
I've been riding now for about 9 months this and haven't come off yet. Only had one or two times when people almost haven't spotted me or nearly pulled out.
I do fully expect to come off it at some point though. Just be fully aware of other drivers around you and don't ride like a twat, but having said that it's hard not to sometimes.
I'll list you my pros and cons...
Pros:
The feeling is fucking amazing,
It's a cheap way to go fast, that bike cost me 7 grand and will officially do 0-60 in 3.5 seconds.
Never get stuck in traffic again.
Cons:
Obviously it's more dangerous
Winter riding fucking sucks
First year insurance probably will be over a grand.
Gear is expensive.
If I could afford a car and a bike I would have both. Bike for sunny days, car for cold and rainy.
ITT: "Not my car, but here's a cool concept image in action of it, and not the broke down piece of shit that mine really was."
'95 Camry LE represent
>>752035857
I had a bike for a week before some dildo ran into the side of me while I was stationary waiting to turn into somewhere. Had all of my skin removed.
>>752037384
excuse the fuck outta me for not taking a pic of my first shitbox for your entertainment
>>752037384
Someone didn't read the thread.
ford focus 2016
I am 19.
>>752037575
Wait.. wut
>>752037653
NO! Its unacceptable dood. KYS!
1996 Skoda Felicia. Paid 250€ for it.
>>752038067
It was a turn in to the town. Going left and you wait in the box. Someone coming out of the town basically t-boned me while I was waiting in the box.
not too happy with it, but pretty OK tbh
>>752038210
Ayy Felda rulez
>>752038241
What was the extent of your injuries
2003 mazda pickup
>>752038482
Six broken ribs, compound fracture in my femur. dislocated arm, skin removed on right side, crushed hand collapsed lung and eternal bleeding.
get some leathers>>752037575
>>752038709
May we see some rekt proof?
>>752038709
I'm interested in this skin thing you keep talking about. Post pics. Are you homebound?
>>752038739
Just sold the bike after that.
>>752038797 dam
>>752033333
Quint fucking CHECKED.
Also, the 318 is a good strong engine that holds up well against other small blocks.
>>752038709
Eternal bleeding? That must be messy.
>>752035780
Dude, my first car was a 1970 F250. Loved that goddamn truck.
>>752039125
the accident made him spell it wrong
>>752037197
LOL, he probably bought it used. They have the resale value of a wet fart in a Yugo.
Britfag
L reg corsa
T reg corsa
T reg saxo vtr
53 plate polo
Y reg impreza
54 plate 407
06 plate Octavia
11 plate Passat cc
57 plate Octavia (DSG)
54 plate Passat estate 4motion
I miss the Passat cc, was smooth af
1983 Renault 9.
>>752039671
Forgot pic...same colour as mine
>>752039671
So what do you want me to do? Pull down my pants and fertilise the plants? Oh, you'd love that.Yeah. Then you'd have a real "patient" on your hands. More "mental millions" for your high-interest account or ISA or share portfolio or to spend on your wife or your boyfriend, chowing down on an Aberdeen Angus steak from your Volkswagen Passat. That's right, kimosabe, I've got your number
>>752039463
Ner, he just bled for a really long time.
-98 320i
machine was loyal.
newer e90
not so much
>>752040172
U mad bro
Kek'ed hard bro. Noice.
>>752040450
Meant for you.
Sorry laughing too much.
>>752040172
>>752040172
>Pull down my pants and fertilise the plants?
That's called RAPE. That is NOT ok.
>>752040535
I meat that guy at a book signing.
>>752034582
>tiny brass knuckles hanging on the rearview mirror
Is that to go with your tiny penis?
L reg corsa - was good but traded in
T reg corsa - shite, rusted after 11 months
T reg saxo vtr - ran into ground
53 plate polo - 1.4 and slow as shit but doors made nice clunky sound
Y reg impreza - got a £30 ticket for window tints but never stopped for speeding despite driving it like a loon
54 plate 407 - never EVER buy a fucking french car
06 plate Octavia - dull but great car
11 plate Passat cc - smooth
57 plate Octavia (DSG) - faster than first one but insurance write off after some bitch tried anal on it in her fiesta
54 plate Passat estate 4motion - current ride, needs a new clutch and dmf
1991 Range Rover Vogue SE. I was a boss back in the days, I believe it was 2010
>>752041059
Hey, fuck you I've got an average sized wang and you can fuck off. You've never even seen it so why don't you assume some more? It'd most likely be average just by statistical probability anyway. Where do you get off implying I have a small dick?
>>752040838
Did I just lol way too hard at a copy pasta bait?
Meh, still lol'ed, made my day TBH.
mine was solid red with tinted windows and a Pantera sticker in the back window
I wish I'd never sold it
>>752041350
forgot pic
>>752041337
It's from Peep Show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bS7ZOTvufY
1989 Mazda b2200
>>752041488
It was funnier when anon said it.
A nothing special BMW. It's nice don't get me wrong, but car normies give this car waaay too much credit just because it's a BMW. Lucky me though, It's a manual at least.
>>752033635
nice sunfire fag
next time pic a real camaro
>>752043098
>Black mans willy with a 4chan post number as the file name?
No we believe you.
1970 chevelle Malibu 302 . Was a nice cruising car
2000 Camry XLE V6 gold package, apparently there were only a couple thousand made. Had 254,000 miles on it, and the water pump went out, I didn't know how to replace it, so I said fuck it, and got rid of it in May to get a 2015 Corolla ;_;
2005 Alfa Romeo 147 1.6 Twin Spark
Fairly compact but stylish and a pretty reliable machine, very luxurious for its price range too.
intellegensia mq4 peregrine
>>752043588
Did you atleast put tape on it and pretend it wasn't broken?
Never sell a broken car for half price.
![AS15_r0062_14[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hyb08Ah.jpg "AS15_r0062_14[1].jpg")
Total POS. But I thought it was kewl at first. Until it wasn't
>>752043873
That is cool.
I wanna pull my pants down just looking at it.
>>752043739
It wouldn't even drive, I traded it at the dealership for like $500, cause they were worth about $500 - $800 in that condition. I didn't want to deal with craigslist and all that BS so I just traded it in at the dealership.
>>752044597
What a weird vehicle.
>>752044292
I'm tranfering $ quid but not a bad deal TBH?
>>752044597
What the hell is that?
>>752045270>>752045833
Piaggio MP3, 3 wheels, 500 cm3, legal with drving license (for cars) in Europe. Or how to motivate you to get a bike driving license. Got this ugly shit customed while getting my bike license
>>752046124
It's funny looking. In a good way. Like you can't be angry at it.
>>752033573
Don't you wish you still owned it....
>>752046250
It s actually fun to drive, tho.. a bit heavy, but fun to look at... all bikers are mad at u cos u don t have a bike license... all cars are jealous cos you drive and have all the priveiliges fo bikers... inter files and shit
>>752046760
You've sold me. I might pick one up for boners.
>>752032704
those were the good days :(
>>752047082
bit pricy m8, the 500 cm3 is loke 9000€, if u add the akra exhaust and some other shit like custom blinkers it adds up quick... but u can piss off biker and cars owners... no price in this**;;; today i ride a bike tho...
>>752047180
The best days are still to come.
>>752032704
A 1980 jeep cj7
>>752047302
I've got more fluid cash that skin these days.
>>752047328
i know they just released a new transam but i have average joe income and live in the expensive as fuck bay area
feels bad man
>>752047386
then go for it !! available even in the States
>>752047447
You've still to taste the sweetest meat. It's all around the corner my man.
An 87 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme.
Nigh-identical to pic.
>>752036198
>>752036237
>>752036250
>>752036270
Nicely done. This was my first, put it into a tree at about 30MPG (that's a guess) three days after I got it. I got a Mustang after that, so it all worked out.
>>752047714
>>752047791
Just got my first car tesla model s p100d it's a fucking blast It's on loan for 1.3k a month
