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last call
>>751992921
Fuck yes! Kate!
i'll come back out to play since it's quieted down
Go to sleep my little ones. Get! :3
Off to a good start, keep it up anons. It's only a matter of time before the faggots shit this thread up though.
>>751993119
You better
>>751992921
>Be Me
>Son of Cop
>Dad would come home and park the cruiser in front of the house. I would crawl in it and pretend I was chasing bad guys.
>6yrs old / thought I had the coolest dad on earth. Thought I had the coolest life on earth. Small town life.
>Watching 3rd season of Transformers (animated series)
>Decide Skyfire is my hero. I wanted to be a scientist and kick ass!
>I wasn't able to dislike Mondays, because that was Transformers day, but everything else about Monday was awful.
>Run home from school, blow past anyone that may have been in the house without saying a word.
>Start watching "Dark Awakening" - Getting major tard tremors because Skyfire is all over this episode. My face seemingly hit with autist nerve gas as my smile won't go away. I am happy!
>28 minutes later, I'm on cloud fucking 9 as Skyfire is about to wipe out the Quintessons single-handedly
>fuckyeah.jpg
>I hated the Quintessons. They seem to run the entire galaxy, but they're weak, frail little creatures relying on subterfuge, manipulation and scheming. Autobots must wipe them out. Autobots are good, Deceit and manipulation are bad. I know, my dad is a cop!
>mfw Skyfire falls out of the sky. *slowed
>mfw Optimus has a tear coming down his face as he says goodbye to Skyyfire. *stopped
>mfw Autobots lost the battle and the bad guys won. *spinning. my world was spinning out of control now.
please remember to not post Victoria justice, she's a has been child starlet who never made it as a real celebrity, the only reason she's any relevant at all is because neck beard virgins keep posting her. stop it. post real celebs.
>Deep emotional scarring.
>Spend the next week in a catatonic state, questioning everything.
>Then it happened. A week to the day, my mother says, "Anon, I have some bad news. Sit down please."
>"What is it, Mother? It can't be that bad. We're all still here," I say to her.
>Your father is dying. He has cancer and will be dead within a month.
>Be me, searching for my hands because I can't find them when I feel for them at the end of my arms.
>Panic because as this is happening, a wretched noise consumes the air. Realize the noise is coming from me. Realize I couldn't find them because I was using them in the search. Imagine searching for a flashlight, with the flashlight you're searching for in your hand.
>3 weeks later, I watched my father breath his final breath. "Goodbye, Anon" in his terminal exhale.
>Superman is dead. Evil wins.
>Start to see "cracks" in the world. Faces that "shift to happy" when they notice me, but are otherwise sad or upset. Realize they are reflective emotions. With one, comes the other.
>The mailman comes by, I'm on the porch. He says hi and smiles, I wonder what he wants as he hands me the mail, smile fading from his face as I never break eye contact with him. Studying him, needing to know what's going on inside of his head. Surely he is what he appears to be, right?
>Mailman pulls hand away, cautiously, slowly. Eye contact still maintained. Maybe if I look hard enough, I can see his thoughts through his eyeballs.
>I never saw his thoughts, but I was never hurt by him either.
>Mom puts me in Boy Scouts, hoping I will "come out of my shell." We have 2 tortoises, Peepers and Eyes. "I am not a Tortoise, Mom! I'm a human boy!" How could she compare me, her son, to a Tortoise? What was going on?
>First week at scouts, I don't get along well with others.
please remember to not post Victoria justice, she's a has been child starlet who never made it as a real celebrity, the only reason she's any relevant at all is because neck beard virgins keep posting her. stop it. post real celebs.
>>751993203
Aren't you just the cutest thing!
>>751993177
i got a bunch of new pics too
>>751993294
So fappable
>>751993177
Is that Stephen Baldwin in a wig?
>>751993313
Here to worship tonight! who should I worship? my body is ready!
>>751993341
yuuuup
>>751993329
My cock is ready!
>>751993313
What a shocker the same idiot who posts her every thread also ruins this thread.
>>751993313
Kys spam this shit everyday
just stop ruining the thred with people who aren't celebrities aka victoria justice, thats all im super saiyan.
NEED Elle in my bed lads
>>751993319
Put a plastic grocery bag over her head, suffocate her out and play with them mature titties.
>>751993370
Cute little bewbies, she should be proud! :3
>>751993431
You so mad though. I'M COMING TO DESTROY YOUR THREAD, RARRR! >:3
>>751993414
gah i'm trying to hold it in for a bit but you're gonna get me started quick
>>751993521
What a cutie.
>>751993529
>>751993542
join us in stroking our cocks to this stupid whore
>>751993587
>>751993529
can u like not?
>>751993542
Of course that's gonna happen. This cock slut demands more cum!
please remember to not post Victoria justice, she's a has been child starlet who never made it as a real celebrity, the only reason she's any relevant at all is because neck beard virgins keep posting her. stop it. Only post real celebs.
>>751993177
Fuck, Kesha is hot.
>>751993313
>t. Victoria Justice
>>751993650
I'll keep stroking for her if you keep providing pics.
>>751993414
>>751993177
I think im finally going to start worshiping this sexy woman~
>>751993617
Mmmm..perhaps I should fap?
>>751993529
.
>>751993650
>>751993603
degrading her hard already? :(
can't we ever show her some lovin?
>>751993700
don't start teasing me with Vicky feet now...
>>751993758
we cum for her because we love her
>>751993595
This one kinda looks fake.
>>751993621
WRARRR, RARRRRRRRR!!!! >:3
Nah it's almost 4:00 in the morning, I'm gonna be headin to sleep anyways. But when I wake up get ready to get UPSET when I start posting her again and AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
Night night. :-------]
>>751993700
>>751993757
Night night VJ friends. :]
yay! my whore waifu is getting so much attention tonight!
>>751993657
>>751993736
>>751993740
KeshaBro is posting too
>>751993758
Why be slow about it???
>>751993757
night
>>751993893
Thanks, Lori!
>>751993907
I think it's way over due that I start worshiping her. I start tonight.
>>751993907
i like to get warmed up
but i'm already hot now
>>751993736
more Bella? I wanna do a trashy twofer and cum for Bella and Kesha
I think I'll join the Kesha love as well
>>751994010
fuck
>best threesome
>>751993977
please
>>751993977
It's amazing giving your load to this fucking whore.
>>751994000
Great pic!
>>751994016
and Bella too then
>>751994126
>>751994158
fuck. yes. I'm throbbing already
>>751994179
ohhh fuckk
>>751994158
>>751994107
God why did I ever date to do this? I've you d her attractive for so long now.
eeeeeeeeee
kesha is getting so much love! I'm so happy!!
>>751994126
>fucking whore
ugh god
>>751994204
Fucking love this sexy slut.
>>751994231
look at those perfect cock sucking lips
>>751994202
>>751994213
hard to type with one hand anon?
>>751994016
Does she really like chubby bearded guys? If so, I may have a shot.
>>751994285
this bitch always gets me horny
>>751994293
Just a little bit. Fuck I love her freakles~
>>751994107
i got you man ;)
>>751994202
>>751994231
I'm already leaking..
>>751994329
do you like tributes, keshabro?
>>751994204
>>751994324
yes she does, but not if you are creepy
>>751994335
here go
>>751994231
hnnnnngh those juicy lips. i know this skank can suck the hell out of some cock
>>751994372
would pound her into the fucking ground
>>751994385
idk probably
Ive never seen her get one o.o
>>751994393
>>751994393
>>751994486
I'm feeling extra horny and might send you one on kik..
>>751994487
>>751994431
>>751994408
Holy fuck~ god I never realized how amazing she really is~
>>751994543
little whore
>>751994527
please do
>>751994542
okay, now back to kesha
>>751994583
do you wanna see hard cocks for kesha?
>>751994556
yay!
>>751994568
>>751994605
Any RP anons on tonight?
>>751994625
more ass/legs/feet
>>751994616
You want to show him your benis.
That's gay!
>>751994617
I saw her live at pride and I've been into her ever sence but this is the first I've worshiped her. I've been missing out
>>751994632
she looks like a used up coke whore
>>751994641
i kinda do
>>751994616
idk about seeing cocks but i do like knowing cocks are hard for her
I wonder how many of us are stroking for her
Kesha is disgusting!
>>751994641
Sure. Who do u have in mind?
>>751994712
ugh anon please
it makes me hard when you degrade her :(
>>751993341
Nah, it's Eric Roberts.
>>751994712
exactly, part of the allure
>>751994727
well I'm very very hard..
>>751994764
mmm those tits!
>>751994727
>>751994752
Would you be willing to do a Kesha RP? Like teasing and joi?
>>751994615
I love what I'm seeing
>>751994795
That's an insult to Eric.
>>751994841
I wanna fuck her throat, spit on her face, and make her gag hard.
>>751994841
Fuck that face~
>>751994832
Not really a fan. Also I don't have pics of anyone. Also I prefer if someone else is the celeb.
this is my favorite thread ever
>>751994764
well its pretty easy to do anon. this white trash slut looks like shed suck and fuck every dad who brings his daughter to one of her shows
>>751994810
>>751994918
pretty cool
>>751994900
Damn. Aight
>>751994918
busted feet for a busted whore
>>751994951
Can we still make it work anon?
>>751994810
i agree. nothing beats a good slut
>>751994933
shes the white trash queen
>>751995000
ready to get her ass and pussy railed and filled with hot cum
>>751994918
Disgusting. Looks like a dude. Look at those paws! Acts like a slut,talks like a slut,when raped she cried?
>>751994988
Im too much of a sub to be the celeb honestly
>>751995036
OK. Shame.
>>751994938
>>751994995
for sure
>>751995033
uggghhhhhhh anon dont bring up the rape
makes me have bad thoughts
>>751994841
>>751994918
Great thread!
>>751995069
okay back to Bella
>>751995069
She needs to show off those sexy freckles more~
>>751995000
exactly. and the only thing a skanky bitch like her is good for is letting men nut in her ass
>>751994677
>>751995152
bless you
>>751995117
God shes Fucking hot too. I wouldn't mind being her sub at all.
>>751995117
yesssss
>>751995132
>>751995174
>>751995117
>>751995191
>>751995176
her anything
>>751995132
freckles = her best feature
>>751995136
>>751995209
Fuck~ god those freckles and that dominant look~ god I want to be her sub so bad now~
>>751995114
>>751995240
>>751995248
fffuuuuuuuck. pulling my cock out
>>751995248
I agree.
Also if like to be her sub more than anything. It's what I live for~ to be beautiful woman's play thing.
>>751995272
>>751995107
awww you dont wanna think about your precious whore unwillingly getting used? her screaming and crying as shes unable to do anything about thick hard cock violating her holes
>>751995248
>>751995272
>>751995309
not just sub. anything for her
>>751995248
>>751995259
yeah those freckles are amazing
>>751995336
I need her ass
>>751995321
Hey cara!
>>751995343
anon please o.o
>>751995376
YOUR right. I'd do anything ahe asked of me
>>751995263
Kesha is wett
>>751995376
>>751995416
>YOUR right. I'd do anything ahe asked of me
hey hey, that's the level we need to be
>>751995455
so am I...
>>751995403
>>751995466
gutterslut ready for her facefucking
>>751995479
mmmmm fuck and her soles
Feets! Out of fucking nowhere. <3 <3 <3
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh
>>751995497
>>751995248
fuck i want her to pound my ass with a strapon
>>751995470
Fuck just imagine that key your wearing is the key to your cock cage she forced you into~
>>751995518
>>751995321
Is that you, cuddleanon? :3
>>751995513
>>751995538
need to take turns skull fucking her. abuse that throat so much she wont be able to sing
>>751995555
Full house! Dubs and quads chek'd
>>751995455
>>751995473
You anons BETTER BE STROKING FOR THIS BITCH
>>751995596
she gets me so horny. dont stop
>>751995555
>>751995601
but i like her singing :(
>>751995470
>>751995541
>fuck i want her to pound my ass with a strapon
shit so hot, while whipping the back with a cat 'o' nine-tails
>>751995556
>Fuck just imagine that key your wearing is the key to your cock cage she forced you into~
dude, can't think like that, someone else already has mine
I fucking love to jerk off to rp. Just knowing there's a real person probably as horny as you are makes me so hard. It's so much better than porn. If any anons wanna set up a discord server or something I'd definitely jerk off for them <3
>>751995650
spitting on my cock to make it sticky wet and teasing my nalls
>>751995696
yessss. i bet shed ride your ass so hard too.
>>751995715
>teasing my nalls
>nalls
>>751995696
please keep the Bella coming
>>751995712
Who do you like? Do you prefer being the celeb or?
>>751995696
That's unfortunate. I'd gladly give over control of my cock to her.
Kesha is sexy as fuck. Those tits!
>>751995712
Specifically, someone called JordynAnon on discord did an rp a while back that was hot. If she's on I'd love to talk/fap
>>751995712
Fuck yes. We NEED a discord for this!
I want to eat Trainors ass
>>751995652
>>751995771
No i prefer someone else to be the celeb.
>>751995410
Hello.
>>751995587
Maybe :>
>>751995837
I finally see her tit meat
>>751995696
>>751995767
>>751995755
>yessss. i bet shed ride your ass so hard too.
she'd fucking better
>>751995798
>That's unfortunate. I'd gladly give over control of my cock to her.
I know, but that's the way it goes. Though I would give my key to Aubrey P before Bella, anyways
>>751995820
JordynAnon fucking DRAINED me last week. so good
>>751995885
How are you my cuddleanon?
Cara's hair in that first pic is awesome.
>>751995885
H..how are y..you
or an unsee
>>751995837
hell yes anon. love that thick ass
>>751995847
feels so fucking good
>>751995891
>>751995901
Same. I sadly forgot my password
>>751995837
She's hot for sure, can't stand her music, though.
>>751995887
all the kesha love done?
it was great while it lasted :D
>>751995975
okay one more round of Kesha
>>751995980
true- i watch on mute
>>751996030
If anyone here wants to be the celeb i would happy to set up the discord server
>>751996030
>>751995973
>>751996054
>>751996015
still stroking to her, dont worry
>>751996071
>>751996069
>>751995980
>>751996033
eh i like all about that bass, but thats mostly for the video and some of the lewd lyrics
>>751996071
>>751996064
Should set it up anyways. Gain a large audience so we wont have to guess if an anon will to a celeb. Just hit them up there when we know they are available. I'd gladly join.
>>751996106
>>751996117
>>751996079
>>751996106
im not gonna last much longer
>>751996136
>>751996136
>>751996171
heh
>>751996171
edge! kesha deserves the thickest cum loads down her throat
>>751996204
>>751996201
>>751996236
>>751996240
>>751996144
>>751996246
love those tits too
>>751994285
she absolutely rocks those jeans. Wow. I have no idea who she is, but I will be looking
>>751996240
>>751996236
Not very attractive I must say
>>751996224
almost posted my whole collection
>>751996117
i bet shes soaking wet having her tits exposed like that
>>751996308
aw fuck... lets cum for her then
>>751996316
she is for sure
>>751996281
>>751996300
cool bananas brew
>>751996348
I already have tonight... twice
>>751996348
>>751996387
I've been edging all night, I'm gonna blow a huge load soon
>>751996387
same
i'm addicted
>>751996387
>>751996444
don't hurt yourself to much now,
>>751996297
>>751995921
I'm fine, thank you. Posting Cara and playing games :> How are you?
>>751995923
Cara is also fine, I think.
.gg/KcR8ks5
CelebRP
>>751992921
oh wait its a herman thread..
he lives on /b/ in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>pedofag
>g-fag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices
he is also a regular poster on /pol/ and /mlp/ and starts most /trap/ threads
someone degrade my abortion queen so i can finish
anybody have the Arel Winter nip slip video?
>>751996491
make me cum, sarah
>>751996502
I love to make cara happy.
>>751996502
I'm good!
Can I come over and play games too?
>>751996479
>>751996460
just her rawness gets me
>>751996550
>>751996610
oh wait its a herman thread..
he lives on /b/ in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>pedofag
>g-fag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices
he is also a regular poster on /pol/ and /mlp/ and starts most /trap/ threads
>>751996631
fucking slut, show me that ass
>>751996610
>>751996644
awwww
>>751996693
>>751996563
How do you make her hapy, anon?
>>751996567
Of course:3 You can come over anytime.
>>751996703
Hello Emma
>>751996703
Worst emma
>>751996703
Fuck you for posting her now
>>751996728
Your mom looked at me funny :)
>>751996703
>mini
But why?
>>751996743
no such thing Anon. Shame on you. Now in the corner you dunce.
and this >>751996769
you fucking idjit
New thread please?
>>751996728
However she wants. Would she appreciate me jerking my rock hard cock?
>>751996828
Nobody puts baby in a corner
>__<
>>751996833
I'd make one, but im bored
>>751996866
you just put yourself there
>>751996874
It will give you something to do
>>751996898
But it requires so much effort
>>751996895
It's a classic movie line quote, you dunce.
Not getting the reference smh
>>751996791
She's cool. You can come in :>
>>751996843
I've no idea how she'd react, tbh. Could be flattered tho, maybe.
>>751997004
Show me how to play now :3
>>751997004
I mean, she does like showing her body off so...
>>751996956
dirty dancing yeah I know. the reference only had the word corner the same and wasn't enough to draw attention to it.
If you're into rping or are a celeb rper join our new discord!
.gg/KcR8ks5
>>751997188
How does one join?
>>751997408
Put a discord in front of the .gg
>>751997540
Doesn't work.
>>751997055
Well you put your hand around me and... wait what.
;>
>>751997784
Oh you ;3
If there's only one chair, does that mean you need to get on your knees?
>>751997734
It should.
>>751997948
I'm in the join server section. I've entered the link but it doesn't work. Maybe just send me an invite?
>>751997909
The sleaziest post! I though we'd be just gaming games:>
>>751998066
Alrigjt what's your discord
>>751998104
D_wigz #4422
>>751998092
We are ;3
You just look good down there!
>>751998209
It's because I'm with a cutie, wink:D
>>751998297
You're the only cutie here! Are you comfortable down there?
