What's your fetish /b/?
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What's your fetish /b/?
>>751992096
Female attention
>>751992096
>>751992096
having sex in the missionary position for the purpose of children.
/thread
bump for the weird shit
CP
>>751992096
voyeur
>>751992189
Also, Indian
>>751992299
Nice dubs
>>751992096
Sniffing maisie williams's ass and feet in tight latex.
Pretty, willing, non-crack-whore women having a really good time wrapped in fur
>If you get my drift
>>751992096
I want to be like this while a woman teases my peen and controls my breathing
>>751992096
all i get are prostitutes
my fetish is french kissing
Hate-Fucking/Fucking your enemy
Facefucking
Uniforms (military)
>>751992096
Getting blowjobs from pikachu
granny porn
Feet
Roblox titties
Shiny swimsuits and small tits
Samefagging.
odontophilia; dental play/torture
I basically only fap to hot glue video nowadays. I’m female if that makes it more interesting.
I have so many fetish it's unreal but my most recent one was to give myself a nipple peircing. I did it and put a ring in it but I wantted it to be full gold and once I tried putting a dtud through I faggotted out due to the pain.
>>751992931
Now I have non but my nop hurts.
>>751992925
Tits
>>751992925
hot glue videos??
cuckqueen
>>751993099
My tits coz dubz
>>751993209
Videos of dudes fapping and cumming on anime figurines.
>>751993233
fuck. link?
>>751993272
Lewd
>>751993272
Fuck off faggot asked for the chick's tits
>>751992925
>I basically only fap to hot glue video nowadays.
>I’m female if that makes it more interesting.
>Fap
>Female
retard
>>751992519
*triple dubs
>>751993330
And you got mine... Poor you...
>>751992651
Nametag looking like the last plays in scrabble
This woman. Hnnnng
>>751992572
she looks exactly like the fucking hunchback of notre dame from the cartoon. you fuckers really really really need to go outside
>>751993347
Gosh darn it! I KNEW I should’ve used the word “masturbate” instead!
>>751993347
GTFO
>>751993347
fap wasnt a gender thing when it started it just meant masturbating cause rage comics until this one came along
>>751992096
my fetish will sadly only stay a fantasy..
it's receiving love and affection from a cute japanese girl
>>751993420
So whats your fetish then?
>>751992651
>azn
>braces
> dat uniform
Welp, you might've just given me a new one
videos on mless of girls fucking themselves with hairbrushes because that shits the best
>>751993424
>what is shlick?
moron
>>751993543
vaginas. more specifically, putting my penis in them. that always does it for me m8 ;^)
>>751993530
FORTY KEKS AT THE WEEABOO INCEL FAG
>>751993600
“Schlick” just sounds so retarded.
>>751993551
asian police officers in the process of having their teeth medically straightened?
>>751993609
normie faggot kys go fuck a guy in the ass its the same thing you fucking vanilla ass bitch
>>751992096
tomboys, spats, fluffy hair, brown (2D) girls, lonely Christmas cakes, underboob and shark teeth
>>751993643
>what is onomatopoeia?
WHIT
>>751992096
cumming inside with verbal encouragement and eye contanct
Getting horny
>>751993500
Shlick started before you could fap
>2003, since you ask
>>751993663
>Calls a fag normie
>>Uses normie maymay
>>>KYS son
>>751993663
Y all Deez pikchurs of Chris Evan?
>>751993609
>>751993609
>>751993609
Holy Normal, Captain Vanilla! You're boring me half to death just by reading that.
Maybe you should be the one to fuck off outside instead
>>751993878
>what is irony?
>>751993923
Contribute or fuck off, edgelord. Plenty more threads for you to waste time in.
>>751992096
Steam Tubines
>Wind fags getting mad over the power of the steam
>cannot hear your bitching over my 3000 RPM spinning concert of death
>womens orgasms have nothing on the turbine when it comes to the manly sound of the turbines
>>751994045
>what is butthurt?
>>751993870
u think...faggots...cant be...boring and vanilla??? whats wrong with your brain my guy
>>751994088
Diamonds
>>751992096
Girls that look like they're 12 but are actually 18 because I would never break the law
>>751994142
lol
>>751992096
>>751992096
>What's your fetish /b/?
Legs and thighs. Margot Robbie as Harley is the best thing ever
>>751994201
>>751992096
Girls assholes
Heels
Oil
Fishnets
Rimming
Nothing too crazy but most of the girls I've been with have considered me a sexual deviant.
Shame i'm not into didappointment
Because this abortion of a fetish thread would have me frantically tearing my dick off right about now
>>751994221
>>751994183
Same
>>751994088
>Steam Tubines
Interesting and true facts. Steam turbine (note spelling OP) sets in a power station are laid so the main shaft lies in a catenary, to avoid rotating bending stresses at the flanges
>>751994265
MMMmm fishnets
>>751994248
>tfw no Iiniku gf
>>751992096
Girls from 4chann also large labia but any size tits are fine
>>751994349
>shaft
>bending
>flanges
Hnnnnng
>>751994416
4chan* but i can fap to a lot of shit as long as it's straight
Passed out drunk/Sleeping girls
>>751994442
I can draw you a picture if you like
>those shafts bending under their own weight
Another true fact. They use heated bolts and flogging spanners to tighten the top of the turbine housing onto the base
>>751994402
>>751994416
>large labia
Have some Dasha
>>751992925
I don't understand
Smelly but cute petite girls
Facesitting
Duct tape gags
>>751994698
>Duct tape gags
Roll of duct tape runs into a bank and yells "This is a stick-up"
>>751994668
>>751994578
>>751994402
Name? Sauce?
>>751994668
>>751994798
Fucking diamonds here now m8 omg
>>751994826
Ushijima Iiniku
>>751994349
When you have around 100 000$ in steel spinning in the mentioned 3000 rpms, you want to bolt that thing in somehow
http://webmshare.com/OVnRW
http://webmshare.com/xAaP6
http://webmshare.com/Je9a7
People with fetishes are fucking fags
kill yourselves, worthless depraved fuckers.
>>751994992
Snuff fetishists would like that
>>751992096
I have a recurring fantasy about keeping a woman constantly lactating to produce milk for me. In the fantasy I treat her well, but she's totally subservient to me, like a beloved pet. She's free to move around in my house and I make sure her needs are taken care of, but I won't allow her to leave and she has to be ready to be milked at any time.
Anal, only if clean though scat is gross.
Also jap is nice
>>751995218 so like a hentai human cow hybrid. That does sound really good.
Shrunken woman/size gap
Not only is decent stuff scarce by lack of demand, but also the content available is splintered into niches like vore or shrinking porn (like porn about the act of shrinking, not the end result). Then you have to decide on a scale because some like em the size of a loli, some prefer microscopic girls, and most fall somewhere inbetween.
Very few people seem to just want "weird stuff happening to a girl roughly the size of a doll"
>>751994991
>>751992096
Fucking strangers bareback
>>751994962
>>751995560
Incels. I just cant get enough of them. Virgins and neckbeards are sooo hot.
All i wanna do is watch anime, play videogames and magic the gathering cards with them when im not distracted by lust and wanting to tear off their clothes and let them do what they want with my body.
Thing is, they just dont seem to be into me even though i would do my best to cater to their every whim and fantasy.
Pic related, its me
>>751992189
/thread
Beeing caught playing with myself in public, will never happen doe
>>751995776
L O N D O N ?
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>>751995723
>>751992096
Getting dubs
>>751995884
>>751995958
>>751992096
Insect horses
>>751995905
>dubsblocked
>>751995834
Westeros here
One time I masturbated in the car while my boyfriend and I were on a road trip. He was driving, and he wanted me to play with myself. So I did. It was really hot.
>>751992096
I literally just spat on a random girl from Mexico that I met in a club like 6 times while she was giving me a blowjob.
![aibiki[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tyFqa45.jpg "aibiki[1].jpg")
Xiin
>>751992519
>>>751999999
>>751993396
>white knight detected
Cuck. All Cuck. I look up pornstars that look like my wife so I can pretend is her getting railed by some other dude
female humans
Concrete enemas todlercoon and real unbirthing.
I like true amateur cuckold/hotwife vids. But not for the humiliation or BBC. I like that the woman is fucking just for sex, rather than with emotion in a relationship.
The grail is a video where the woman isn't sure of herself, doesn't want to touch/hold the guy fucking her, but you can see her getting into it, the hesitation go away and they start wrapping themselves round the guy pounding them and even start stroking/kissing them
Hnnnngg
>>751992096
Teasing, denial, and absence of enthusiasm.
No fap with a twist - lots of porn + daily edging with no orgasm. I'm pretty much a god.
>>751996466
could you expand this little thing?
Being on holiday in Thailand has become my fetish.
>>751993417
ohh Jim sterling in latex I'm blind
>>751996226
>>751996414
>>751996568
>the 3 different types of /b/tard
>>751992096
cheeto porn
>>751992096
crossdressing, but no trap shit. still straight
>>751996226
w h y
>>751997226
>in denial
>>751997299
well if you say so. I just dont have the desire to have sex with a crossdressed man. Even hate the dick-pictures. Nice dubs tho.
Blondes WEARING PURPLE
Skull fucking >>751997204 because this anon is a piece of shit that needs a serious cock in the skull to learn a lesson.
>little girls
>leotards
>cameltoes
>>751992096
NTR and gentle femdom.
>>751997235
I thought it was hot. She liked it.
>>751992572
>>751993420
She looks like a scrapped Thomas the Tank Engine character in that picture.
>>751993272
You look like you smell awful
>>751997777
Group stuff.
>>751992925
tits + timestamp or gtfo faggot
>>751992096
Pic related
>>751992096
I have a balloon fetish. I also kind of like the idea of diaper play, but balloons REALLY get me going.
Fat asses in leggings
G/fur (for fuck all reasons), small but busty Dark women, Jav with a decent ass
>girls that can kick my ass
Spats are a miracle of the universe (and is where the boner is born)
Swimsuits stockings feet socks bulge light bondage buttplugs short skirts upskirt no panties chick/guy moaning crazy chicks massive anime dicks camel toe dirty feet ahegao a chick that knows what she wants Asians and many more I'm sure
>>752001873
We didn't start the fire, It was always burning while the world was turning!
>>751992189
>>751992283
>>751994183
>>751997757
Basically, children. Yes.
>>751992572
Fuck off with this whore. She looks like shit
Dated a chick with lupus. She also had huge tits.
Apparently pregnancy can counteract lupus by lowering the immune system, which is basically attacking itself.
Wanted to get her pregnant under the guise of making her feel good just to have an abortion and see if her huge tits turned into cow tits.
She was also crazy, though.
>>751994416
She's the best queen /b/ has ever had.
>>751992096
Everything
>>752005264
She does have a nice rack tho
godawful shit like this
Women urinating before and while they are being executed.
>>752007961
Saving net neutrality!
https://www.battleforthenet.com
DO YOUR PART IF YOU LOVE YOUR PORN SO MUCH!!!!
>>751992096
loli femdom
deep anal fucking
https://www.xvideos.com/video31298043/teen_sissy_take_long_dildo_ball_deep
>>752008036
I have so much saved already I'm set for years while they make a new internet.
>>751992203
>>751992760
>>751992767
>>751992781
>>751992925
>>751993575
>>751994183
>>751996495
same here
also, I like furry stuff
>>751994088
Ooh sexy. I'm coming Siemens
>>751992925
What's the appeal to this?
>>752009319
Not the original poster but I find it hot too, I like seeing a man blow his load on something and I also happen to like anime
>>751993834
Good god yes.
this but i prefer it brown
>>751992096
Handjobs, titjobs, fat girls, fantasizing about the women I work with. Any combinatin of those.
Pierced, pale, puffy tits. With freckles and some chest tattoo. Please someone find this.
this
i'm a religion fetishist - very tame and uncommon.
meaning i fetishize religious clothing, ceremony, rules, the authority aspects, and how they relate to gender.
essentially, i fantasize about the idea of a matriarchal church where only women can be ordained, lead, etc - and i want to feel fully inferior to them, envious of them, and totally reverent towards them.
>>751994157
ebin kaksoispiste DDDDDD
The sounds made by tiny smooth forbidden bodies while their rectum is completely filled with an enormous erect penis belonging to a much older man.
>>752005264
>>751994416
She is fucking disgusting.
You are on the internet and your standards are so low? The fuck.
Girls with 120s
>>752011737
kommentoin vaikka en edes katsonut mitä vittua sä kommentoit koska suomenkieli.
>>751992096
Basstomouthslchongfestivesof250percroissant
>>751992096
>be me
>pic related
> I just love big black cock
>>751992096
As a guy. I have to interest in men in the slightest. I'm usually pretty sadistic. But I want to know what it's like to be fucked as a women. Want to try being tied up and possibly gangbanged. By anything but blacks though. Fucking hate them.
>>751992096
D/s with the wife. Light bondage.
>>751992096
This:
>http://www.girlslikespit.com/en/
>>751992096
My fetish is you op you glorious fag
2 nut
>>751992096
girls naked, petrified, and covered in hot grits
>>751992096
Rawk music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCP62ykgI9Q
>>752013343
>>751996226
Same guy from before. It was kinda weird now that I think about it. Like super kinky.
It surprised me how much she liked it.
>>752012916
YES!
>>751993233
*cuckquean
My fetish is receiving painful butt injections from nurses.
>>752014372 means male nurses...
you do the math...
So it's not like I'm trying to "turn" lesbians straight, but I'm 2.5 out of 3 so far. I even wrote a story about it once upon a time and my fantasy is coming to life.
I'm not even seeking out lesbians or bi girls, but I really love slim, petite, small-chested brown-eyed brunettes, especially if they're a little tomboyish. And most of those that I've met just happen to be gay or at least bi.
And they end up falling for me.
Switch bdsm
Threesomes
Alternative girls.
Sometimes queer shit but rarely.
>>752014492
Nah I mean female nurses. And actual intra muscular injection. It's weird.
>>752014515
Tell me more anon
>>751992096
masturbating to pictures of my wife without her knowing
>>751992096
simple
cute femboys and traps
>>752014492
>>752014670
ok...... greentext time:
How I Got the Office Lesbian to Fall in Love with Me
(or at Least Be Horny for Me)
A Mostly True Greentext Romance
1/15
>be me
>be 2015
>new job
>meet this qt 10/10
>(10/10 for me; i got different taste than a lot of guys)
>we'll call her L
>immediately get along
>very close in age
>she's into a lot of the same stuff as me
>quickly become friends
>be 2016
>we've gotten pretty close
>we're both married to women
>haha oh well she's cool and a great friend
>but can't deny a chemistry, a spark, an attraction
>im better at picking up on this now that im in my 30s
>research body language, mannerisms, attraction signals just to be sure
>90% sure she wants me
>meanwhile, dry spells at home are increasing
>wife doesn't see a problem with no sex for a couple weeks at a time
>long talk with wife about my needs
>agree to open marriage
>rules are simple
>1. stay clean
>2. no babies (really part of rule 1.)
>3. we are both back with each other every night
>4. either of us can vote to end this at any time, no questions asked
>>752015493
2/15
>up my game talking to L
>not too much, not too fast
>attraction is definitely there
>wife gets antsy, decides to end poly status
>tells me she doesn't want me seeing anyone else
>great sex with wife that night, tbh
>tell her im not seeing anyone else
>admit i think one woman might be interested
>"well make sure she's not, pls"
>fight ego and agree
>so, how to let down a woman you're not even 100% sure is into you in the first place?
Flashback:
>be me
>1990s
>meet future wife
>decide she's too good for me
>try to drive her away
>try to make her think im not interested
>it's not very effective
>date future wife
>marry future wife
>future wife has evolved into wife!
Cont
>>752015525
3/15
Present Day:
>need a new strategy
>decide to make sure L isn't into me
>remember pathetic beta i was back in hs
>simply channel that dormant beta energy
>leave cringey, edgy love note on L's desk
>something about taking risks
>she knows it's me, but asks anyway
>deny at first
>later admit to it
>L is put off by the desperate cringey vibe
>just as planned
>god damn it
>it worked all too well
>agree to still be friends, but now there's no way she'd ever find me attractive
>we still have long convo about it
>tell her she's gorgeous
>it's the truth but it comes out cringey and desperate
>well, it was supposed to, so...
>somehow it comes up that she's a kinsey 5
>mostly homo with a little hetero
>tfw i may have had a slight chance but nuked it for the sake of my marriage...
And you'd think that would be the end, but we ain't done yet.
Cont
>>752015548
4/15
>be me
>be 2017
>sex with wife is p good for awhile
>mostly over L
>she my work bff now
>thick as thieves
>still talk, share more personal info, thoughts, beliefs, etc.
>sometimes go for walks together
>actually meet each other's wives
>things are pretty smooth
"Your bond with L has deepened."
>old friend calls me up one day
>we'll call him M
>me, him, and some friends go on long roadtrip
>one of the friends is qt 8/10 chick
>we'll call her K
>millennial party girl
>tats, piercings, weed, "one of the guys"
>me and K hit it off almost immediately
>we all hang out and drink
>they want to smoke a bowl
>i don't smoke, but offer to be lookout
>notice little bit of dynamic between M and K
>but she starts latching on to me
>feelsgoodman.png
>too bad marriage isn't open anymore
>75% sure K is into me
>we go to a bar next night and play pool
>M and K team up on me, taking turns
>lol no that's not a euphemism
>we literally shot pool
>just me against them
>they win but K admits it's mostly M who won
"Your bond with K has deepened."
Cont
>>752015579
5/15
>at one point, our ages come up.
>me and M are pretty close in age, late 30s
>K thought I was early 30s
>ill take it. :3
>i thought she was late 20s
>actually early 20s
>more years between us than i thought but idc
>on way home, K talks about her wife
>lol what is it with me and married lesbians?!
>come home
>back to work
>L asks how trip went
>quickrundown.bog
>mention i thought K was into me, but it might have just been the alcohol
>she agrees, thinks maybe it's a drunken "ily man!" kinda thing
>p sure it's not, but let it go
>joke about my pattern of being into married lesbians
>laughter comes easily to me and L
Flashback:
>remember old job from really 2000s
>cool 8.5/9 lesbian there i got along with
>she once told me if i were single she'd give guys another try
Cont
>>752015601
6/15
Present Day:
>damn it, you know what?
>im trusting my instincts!!
>there's no way L is into me now, but i know K is
>chat her up on fb
>becomes pretty clear she's interested
>millennial chicks like older guys, btw :3
>talk to wife about needs again
>we're back to where we were last year
>she relents
>same rules
>tell K im in open marriage
>she is too
>her rules are similar
>diff is she and her wife can only see guys, not other women
Cont
>>752015367
source? more?
>>752015621
7/15
>K lives over an hour away
>she stays w friend for a few days nearby
>things heat up p quickly
>visit for lunch, make out, end up fucking
>repeat for several days
>calls me while im at work
>a lot
>ego is stoked
>tbh it's been years since a girl was this crazy about me
>wild about her too
>almost forgot about L
>still friends, still talk
>we used to go for walks together
>probably haven't been in a week
>big event next weekend
>wife and i attend
>M and K attend also
>say hi, everyone's cool
>K acting like we're just casual friends and haven't been fucking
>detecting that dynamic between M and K again tho
>wife never wants details, so no idea it's K ive been seeing
>probably for the best
>all four of us drink that first night
>me and K clearly continue banter
>nothing flirty, just quick-witted playful joking
>order a margarita
>she calls me gay
>laugh and call her a homophobe, say "what would your wife think?"
>we laugh together easily
>really one of those awesome ppl who just rolls with shit and doesn't get offended
>can't wait to get her alone tonight
>just gotta get her away from M
Cont
>>752015638
8/15
>wife is lightweight, goes to bed early
>hang out with M and K in their room
>drink some more
>hoping to get some alone time with K
>she and M seem to be into each other
>ngl, a little but jealous
>but there's no room for that shit in polyamory
>decide ill bow out and let them have their fun
>say i need to leave
>"where you going?"
>she comes over to me all sultry and shit
>"i was hoping you'd stay"
>M is on their bed, looking ready
>ohshit.wtf
>they want to do mmf
>i am so not ready for this
>awkwardly nope out of there
>head back to my room
>wife is still out like a light
>cuddle up to her and rethink things
>wide awake
>stare at back of wife's head
>roll over and stare at ceiling
>roll over and stare at wall
>repeat for a couple hours
>honestly not sure how i feel
>spoiler: still not into mmf, not into guys, never will be
Cont
>>752015667
9/15
>next day, wife and i attending event
>hear nothing from M or K
>L chats me up on fb messenger
>chatting with her about event off and on throughout the day
>early afternoon, K messages me, asks if im ok
>chatting back and forth with L and K, sitting right next to wife
>K asks if i left bc wife is not okay with us anymore
>tell her yeah she's still ok with it, i just wasn't expecting M to be there
>accidentally send it to L instead
>small panic
>immediately tell L that was meant for someone else
>whoops, ok, w/e
>proceed to explain to K that im not trying to do stuff with any guys
>she says its cool, she was hoping for a dp, but she and M had fun anyway
>really starting to reassess my "relationship" with K
>don't see them again for the rest of the weekend
>learned way more about my old friend M than i needed to
>haven't really talked to him about that night, but we still like each other's posts on fb
>guess it'll just be one of those unspoken things
>he's still my bro
Cont
having a life
>>752015701
10/15
>back to work next monday
>L asks about event
>tell her it was cool, fun, etc
>things got "interesting"
>"oh yeah, what was that msg you sent me?"
>"oh lord forget i sent that!"
>"oh? no now you gotta tell me."
>say it's nsfw
>L says, "how about a walk later?"
>that afternoon, recount past week
>cathartic, as i can't really talk to anyone else about this
>after two years working with her, know what i can talk with her about
>tell her about open marriage, about K , about event
>don't think twice about it, just glad to talk
>literally nobody else i can talk to about this
>she gives me some shit for fucking someone so much younger
>calls me a cradle robber
>tell her i really dont care about age
>mention older female celebrity i find attractive
>good natured ribbin'
>L really is a good friend i can talk to about nearly anything
>meanwhile most of my coworkers think shes a quiet, reserved person
>most dont even know she's gay
Cont
>>752015796
11/15
>"long lunches" a couple weeks ago noticed by boss
>boss was a dick about it and other "issues" they had with me
>stupid shit
>already have a resume in at another company
>they're chomping at the bit to have me
>current job needs me more than i need them
>L already said she'd be leaving this job "soon"
>tell her about my situation
>she jokes that i had to one-up her
>L and i are literally the only ones who know about either of us leaving
>friendship w L is literally the best part of the job
>be a week or 2 ago
>K calls me
>says we live too far away to keep things going
>im like ok, i had fun, ill miss you
>pleasant, polite, happy for her
>a little disappointed, but she doesnt hear it
>think this surprises her
>think she expected more resistance
>already eyeing some new strange, but that's another story
>this is not who i thought i'd be lol
>feelsgoodman.webm
>start taking to L about adventures w K
>didn't even occur to me the effect this might have...
>noticing this about the last week or two in retrospect
Cont
>>752015823
12/15
>tell L about my adventures with K
>L starts asking me to go for walks more frequently
>we chat about everything, including the thing with K , life in general, whatever
>she and i ate lunch together 2 or 3 times so far
>last week she asks me out of the blue to go have lunch with her
>go to a place
>talk a lot
>banter gets a little racier
>msg each other a fuckton more on fb messenger now
>mostly fun innocent stuff
>last week she wants to go outside to tell me something
>"i need to tell you about my nsfw dream"
>my alarms are all like !!!!???
>go outside where noone will hear us
>"ok....?"
>"so..... i had this dream.... well it wasn't exactly a dream.... but it was......"
>i offer, "erotic?"
>"yeah... and it was about you. oh god why am i telling you this?!"
>"it's ok" i say
>"i know it's ok, but oh god do you think i'm weird?"
>joke about how we're both weird and that's why we like each other.
Cont
>>752015861
13/15
>this past week:
>we walk more
>we talk more
>she makes it clear that she and her wife "could never" have the "arrangement" my wife and i have
>she drinks wine most evenings
>more fun chats with her on fb when she's buzzed
>wife and i go to a restaurant a few nights ago, get some beers in me
>L is buzzdd on wine, im buzzed on beer
>she says she's 5/10
>i say, nah you're at least a 9, maybe even a 9.5
>"i was talking about how drunk i am don't be shallow lol"
>i say, there's a reason they call alcohol truth serum
>she agrees
>im just outright flirty with her now
>this past weekend, she says she wants to tell me more details about the "dream"
>i tell her im looking forward to storytime
>but i make a point to not push it, not make her feel uncomfortable
>yesterday we have lunch together outside
>nice day
>she wants to tell me more about her "dream"
>but doesn't want me to think she's leading me on
>takes like 20 mins going to great lengths to explain this to me before she tells me anything else
>tell her she's in the "i know you're not trying to fuck me safety tree"
>basically admits it wasn't just a dream
>she was half awake, horny, masturbated, thought of me
>my ego is soaring above the clouds, but im playing it as cool as i can
>basically tell her that i was lowballing it when i told her she was a 9.5
>told her that she's a 10 in my book
>not even lying
>she says she loves to hear stuff like that
>shy, doesn't take compliments very well
>but hearing that makes her heart flutter
>have sudden realization
>am i in the friendzone?
No, L. You are in the friendzone.
>redpill now fully digested
Cont
>>752015888
(checking my own trips!)
14/15
>walk again
>long walk
>talk more
>says if she were single, she'd love to have me be her "experiment" to see if she still has any straight feelings
>let her know that im not going to push her, but that im available
>she has basically admitted that she is sexually attracted to me
And I'm over here like I KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!!!!!
>she tells me the last guy she slept with ("a million years ago") wanted to do something
>she didnt want to
>wouldn't say what it was
>i assumed bj
>"helpfully" offer that i dont try to do anything with a partner they're not comfortable with
>also mention that there are things im not into
>such as anal. no interest whatsoever, giving or receiving
>we hug more these past few days
>we lightly touch each other when talking
>never used to
>i bring up the fact that we seem to have suddenly gotten a lot closer over the past two weeks
>she agrees we have a "connection"
>i say im glad
>she is too
>she doesn't seem to know why it's happening tho
>i do
>i don't tell her this, but i know EXACTLY why
>it has everything to do with K
>for about a week, me and L didn't talk or hang out nearly as much
>most of my time was consumed by K
>she missed me
>and in my absence, she reacted as any woman would
I am now one with the redpill
>i don't want to destroy her marriage
>she loves her wife, i know
>but if she comes to me and says she wants me
>i won't say no to her
>she is literally my fantasy woman come to life
Cont
>>752015932
15/15
>be me
>be last night
>chatting with L on fb messenger
>she's drunk
>im drunk
>meanwhile, recently met this other girl
>we'll call her S
>mention S and K to L
>later "apologize" for talking about this to her
>tell her she's literally the only person i can talk to about this
>she says it's ok
>i get flirty
>somehow get to talking about that note
>explain exactly why i did it
>shes like wow
>it did work
>L says, "women can be fucking weird"
>reveals that in the fantasy i was analing her
>we both lol at the irony
>laughing/tears emojis
>reminds me her marriage isn't open anyway so it doesnt matter
>says she'll probably never sleep with another dude
>im like, "probably"?
>"well if i were on a desert island..." long story
>one of those running jokes we have between us
>she is literally the only woman who could ever convince me to try anal
>tell her this
>hope she takes it as a challenge
>feel like im in pretty deep
>(figuratively speaking)
TBQH I really want to fuck this woman. Like, I could fuck her and die the next day and my life would be complete.
Willing to rescind my "no anal" policy.
Any questions? Thoughts? Think it's bullshit? Obv names/details have been changed/omitted to protect the guilty.
What a long strange trip it's been...
>>752015625
4CA09D8 @ motherless
![kaa_and_mowgli_15_by_tightlywrappedcoils-d9rq433[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r9OnYbW.jpg "kaa_and_mowgli_15_by_tightlywrappedcoils-d9rq433[1].jpg")
>>751992096
Kaa.
>>752015943
tl;dr
>>752016195
Feel free to ignore.
>>751992203
Sick fuck.
Leather girls/ girls getting really messy (preferably by surprise)
>>752014248
alternative spelling dumbass
>>751993209
>>752009319
That is not a question that you can really ask about fetishes.
>>752016111
Tanlines. I especially like some Whitetails.
>>752016927
>>752016962
>>751995833
just play with yourself in public and let them catch you
bump
Fuck me this shit reminds me of /trash/
>>751994265
oil and assholes
little girls upskirt
gay fur :|
From tamest to weirdest:
Redhead
Girl with bangs
German/Swedish/French accent
BBW
Preggo
Peeing
Milking
Cowgirl
>>751992299
same dude
>>752008726
Furry stuff is the best
>>752019576
>no dick
>>751992125
underrated post.
>>751996886
You really want to know?
>>751992096
Lipstick kiss marks
I cum buckets to the idea of being swallowed whole by fat women
>>751996218
I assume you do this more regularly now. I do this all the time. I am a guy and I like to show it off while driving
>>752003524
I am not who posted those, but yes, children
I'm into pain. Inflicting and receiving pain. Choking slapping hitting biting whatever. It gets my rocks off
Morty is my fetish. I want him.
Various things that revolve around domination. Mind control, non-consent, bullying, impregnation, things like that.
>>752015165
This too! Very cute femboy then while fucking their asshole jerk them off a bit
![she must watch [2mb].webm](https://i.imgur.com/drHiQ7C.jpg "she must watch [2mb].webm")
>>751995833
>>752019148
Yes, this alot
>>751993233
Sauce
Mares.
>>752023684
>female
trashed
>>751992096
Oh boy. (This is in no order whatsoever.)
>Licking armpits
>Feet
>Anal
>Hair pulling
>Eating ass
>Wax
>Light BDSM
>Everything that I just typed but also done to me
>>752023733
Yes, mares are all female.
>>751992096
Big dicks stuffed in small holes
>>751992096
Basically everything except for shit.
>>752023832
post stallions
>>752023940
I don't have any.
I have no sexual interest in them.
they don't have a vagina for my cock to go in.
>>752010998
More
>>751992203
Cant /thread yourself fucking newfag
asians
small tits
pantyhose
