>be me
>just graduated highschool
>have a serious addiction to loli hentai
>have hundreds of pictures of loli hentai printed out in case the power goes out
2 days later
>on my way home from work
>recieve text
>its from my mom
>"Son, we need to talk ASAP."
>ohfuck.jpeg
>drive home
>walk into house
>moms crying on the couch
>she has a paper in her hand
>it has pic related on the front
>blood runs fucking cold
>she notices me and immediately begins to scream at me
>berates me, calls me a pathetic loser
>i'm silent throughout the whole thing
>she goes into the hallway and grabs a suitcase
>its filled with my personal belongings
>she threatens to call the cops if i didnt leave
>walk to my car, throw suitcase in trunk, and drive off
Its been 12 hours since this happened and I haven't heard anything from her. What do I do? How do I remedy this situation?
>>751984816
Become a swim instructor
>>751984880
Swim Instructor? What does that have to do with anything?
>>751984816
Change your name, move half the country, and start over. Birth certificates are pretty easy to fake.
>>751985001
>>751985001
They mean that way you can at least oggle girls in tight swimsuits instead of getting caught with pictures by your mom.
>>751985101
I'm not into real little girls, man. I'm into 2D, not 3D
Maybe you shouldnt have printed out photos of animated child porn and just managed to keep your fucking hand out of your pants for 2 hours if and when power went out
>>751985185
That's what they all say - you'll admit it eventually
>>751985185
Here's what you do. Blame the internet. Say you found this site called 4chan, real seedy place. Started out normal, looking at it for the lolz, but then you started to get drawn into loli. Say that it is a horrible place and you made a big mistake. Promise you will never visit again, and tear up all pictures. You have to go back and admit you were wrong, but blaming it on us will probably help direct her anger at someone else.
>>751985387
I tried calling her, but I got sent straight to voicemail. I think she blocked me. Now what?
>>751985556
fuck her
Become an hero
>>751985597
Though not literally as that is a crime
>>751985556
Hand write a letter, make it look all nice. Then address it to her and slide it under the door or somewhere where she will read it. She probably just needs time to process it.
Just drive dude, go as far away as you want but at least in a different state, crash in your car if u need money get a quick job where ever you are at, if not keep going, why not dude, allow this to be a way fir you to change your life
your fault for printing out that shit and not saving it in a small and easily hideable usb flash drive for emergency no internet use.
Did you at least get to keep the pics?
>>751984880
fucking kek
Join ISIS.
why do you retards keep printing out porn???
especially crazy shit like loli??????
it's like you WANT someone to catch you?????????
>>751986059
just fuck off with your low quality baits
"In case that power goes out" Can you not go one day without beating it?
>>751985775
needs to show that op is into real women
>>751986188
They can't help themselves. It is "worth" the risk according to them.
You asked for this you sick fuck. Kys
>>751984816
no solution, you must self destruct.
>>751984816
You should probably become a swim instructor.
>>751984816
>Printed out
You're either a complete moron with no sense of social implications or this is more fake than than that bitch Sarah from my high school
>>751986438
i second this
>>751986204
fuck off with posting screenshots for ants you stupid nigger
>>751984816
Move To Mexico
>>751984816
theres only one solution, tell your mom you're gay.
>>751986059
>2702x9890 pixels
Are you fucking stupid?
Get the fuck back to tumblr retard.
>>751986619
>right-click
>open image in new tab
>stop being a faggot for attention
>>751986204
>>751986619
tfw he thinks the guy calling him a retard had to have posted the 1.34 MB photo
>>751985597
She's clearly too old.
>>751986619
That image is larger than 2 full HD 4k screens put together you fucking nigger faggot
YOU HAVE TO ZOOM THE FUCK IN you waste of space!
>>751984816
pics or your story is nothing but a greentext on 4chan
>>751986643
its worse if they figure out why he went down there, most of the time potential kiddy diddlers call up lynch mobs before cartel guys take em to the chop shop.
>>751984816
Tell her it was a social experiment
>>751984816
First of all, physical porn is a huge mistake especially Loli Hentai.
Second, by leaving you confirmed that the paper is YOUR porn. You couldve lied.
Third, what kinda fucking mom is this? Who would threaten their child with cops and throw them out of the house?
Fourth, Anon you may be alone but youre a functional member of society with a car. Find an apartment or a really good friend who'll let you stay.
This is a step into true adulthood for you: independence.
And lastly, do not look back, ignore everyone who is negative towards you, live life by enjoying things you couldnt in the past, get a gf/wife etc.
>2017
>printing anything, ever
>printing porn especially
>printing loli hentai, fucking really?
At least pretend to make the stories believable, OP.
>ITT bunch of retards taking the bait
Life advice never print porn, if you want to have a backup in case power goes of put some in your phone and get an app to hide the pictures
>>751987046
Stop being a fucking genius
If its real that's a serious addiction. Try psychadelic drugs and exercise regimes.
>>751984880
/Thread
Underrated fucking response
>>751987306
I was just thinking the same thing. Why would the mother fucking print out some loli? What the fuckity fuck
>>751987652
I printed out a story of questionable nature once. I left it by my bed face down assuming no one would read it and AFAIK no one did.
>>751984816
>have hundreds of pictures of loli hentai printed out in case the power goes out
Holy shit you retarded fucking faggot.
>>751987504
>porn addiction
>serious
he's just some retard who wasn't slapped around enough
also, who the fuck prints porn, just fap to your IMAGINATION if the power is out
>>751985042
part 2?
>>751988040
stories are still text, usually people won't bother as they'll first see a wall of text and consider they have better things to do than sit down and read
>>751985042
solid greentext, don't suppose you'd have source on any of the pics OP used or the thread archived anywhere?
>>751988538
That's what I was betting on. I don't remember whether I printed the title, but if I did even a glance would have sunk me. Junior High School Neighborhood Sluts is pretty blatant.
op here. I still have the pictures don’t worry guys
>>751984880
Anyone have the full story? I missed everything after the cliffhanger.
>>751988783
bwahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
>>751988701
There's been literally hundreds of "waiting for the swim instructor to deliver" threads in the past month, so no.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>751988701
Most if not all came from boorus. Not very many of them host loli available to unregistered/premium members, if at all.
>>751988362
it not being 3-4 favorite pictures and not going into the auto-sperg defend loli hentai's existence script [spoiler]loli isn't even one of my tags and I can do it cause I'm just a free expression douchebag[/spoiler] and just standing there there are the unbelievable parts, a parent being that shitty is no surprise
>>751984816
>your mom went through your personal belongings
>your belongings
>your
what country do you live in may i ask
>>751985903
Or just use an vaulty and hide it on your phone
>>751988813
This
>>751988737
ah yes, the good 'ol days on ASSTR
>>751988783
Who keeps physical copies of porn anymore, just use your phone, dafuk?
>>751984880
KEK
>>751985597
He's into loli dipshit
>>751988869
no lmao I don't mean pics of the irl girls I mean pics he used for the greentexting, fat fucking chance any amount of CP gets posted here anymore
>>751984816
I don't know what to do but at least you have a good taste in lolis.
since your not answering me, under united states law it is unlawful to kick someone out under any condition without a legal eviction notice, if you have or had mail at an address and live there currently. You can probably call the cops and ask them to allow you to take your stuff back, what state do you live in if its in a legal loli state then you can look at it freely as you please. Please answer back
topkek OP this is halirios
>>751989126
Actually, totse. Quite a while ago.
>>751988463
OP said he wont have time the next days. Was like 3 or 4 days ago.
>>751984816
tell her its just art
>>751988783
nice taste op
>>751984816
>Printed out pictures of loli incase of power outage.
. . . Nigga you wut?
Tell her it's hentai and it's art
>>751986059
>Doesn't click the file name to see the full image.
Gtfo newfag.
>>751986188
I known right? Sound like bullshit.
Just keep a few local pics on your phone if you're so addicted to the shit
>>751985042
i never successfully fapped to greentext until this. Thanks anon
>>751984816
It's own fucking fault for not keeping it on a phone or something. I mean you printed out pictures? Really? Are you a fucking idiot? Sounds like BS to me, sleep tight on the streets you idiot.
>>751986188
I keep all my loli behind a batch locker, obv not something that requires much to get past but I'm not expecting a party van to arrive any time soon so should be np
>>751987051
Truth in this post
>>751986746
now why'd you have to go and give him the solution
>>751985845
This
>Good advice on 4chan
Be careful not to leave anything incriminating in the letter though. depending on what state you live in, even 2d is not allowed
>>751986297
lol the windup looks like late 80's 3dcg
>>751988783
Should be a pillow
move in with your auntie and uncle in bel-air
>>751984880
FPBP
Is your computer at home?
If so,
>Get it
>Get a flashdrive big enough to at least hold all your porn
>Rent an AirBnB for the night
>Clean out your computer
>Hide your porn on the flashdrive, if you intend to keep it
>BURN ALL PAPERS
>Come up with a plan to make amends with your mom if you can't stay with anyone else
The key element here is discretion. All I'm telling you to do, is be careful.
I have a vague memory of my dad finding out about my... tastes
he got really mad back then but probs didnt tell mum AND did neither kick me out nor go to the police with it
guess i got lucky
>>751985042
this is fucken gold guys I cant express myself
>>751985042
any one have the rest of this green text? im pretty damn invested in the story now
>>751992400
Notice how the last sentence is >Consider this the END of part 1
>>751984816
Honestly dude your parents are fucked in the head by jews.
>>751992475
i noticed thats why i ask for the rest
>>751992400
i mean comon dubs
>>751988869
past month? lmao nigga that thing started 18th of this month
>>751992475
ah didnt see the date
>>751984816
>have hundreds of pictures of loli hentai printed out in case the power goes out
that's the dumbest shit I ever heard
>>751992710
That's all there is, swimbro said he wasn't going to start part 2 for a while.
>>751984816
>have hundreds of pictures of loli hentai printed out in case the power goes out
are you funkin serious m8?
>>751984816
she's devastated cause you fap to old hags. remember Anzu is 19.
>>751987306
i print out loli stuff too
i sometimes even print full hentai mangas because i like actually turning pages and having a physical copy more than clicking on my phone
ya this post is bait but that green text was worth the bait
Whos gonna kick a son being a lolicon????
:Foreigners Problem:
Your mom should go to psychiatrist
>>751984816
>printing loli images
Fake and gay. Any real person would just have them saved to a phone if they were autistically retarded about power going out and not being able to wank for a single day. Freak.
>>751990424
meh ngl the intercourse section was really mundane
>>751993412
In what country do people accept pedos? I think youre the one needing psychiatry.
>>751993668
OP is ready for any catastrophe, where the power goes out forever. Even when the chance of that happening in his lifetime is zero.
>>751994192
>>751984816
howd you just graduate
Even the mangaka of Ruroini Kenshin, Nobuhiro Watsuki wont't do such thing
>>751993412
/thread
>>751984880
This. Either an hero or become a swim instructor.
>>751984816
tell your mom the girls are actually 440 years old because anime magic.
My mom found my porn stash, what do
>>751995435
I think OP has a better chance with being a pedophile over being a anime dweeb.
>>751995498
sudoku
>>751995510
He's already a weeb pedophile, might be worth a shot to try and underplay the pedophile part.
>>751994198
If the power went out permanently the world would decent to chaos. He wouldn't need loli images when he could just go out marauding to kidnap a few children as sex slaves.
>>751995869
Nah I'm pretty sure he would cower into some attic and fap to death. Pussy can't even control his mother.
>>751995777
checked also seppuku*
>print out loli hentai
M8 wtf
But yea probably just do what the other anons sugested and start an independent life.
>printing out pics of loli
>>751995831
Either way, we can both agree that OP should become a swim instructor?
>>751984816
>RAPE
>>751986646
Do the kevin spacey
>>751984880
Top fucking kek mate
>>751995498
good god!
>>751984816
Stop being a border line pedophile
>>751996208
no, sudoku. you must be new.
>>751984816
lmao you printed them faggot? Then nothing you can do besides leaving the town and never talking to ur family again. The fetish aside, you're just too fucking stupid to burden them with your existence
>>751995498
you could hide it in my home
>>751996407
Definitely.
so is OP kill? he's been quiet.
>>751997199
yeah, probably nerve gas
maybe he gave his car exhaust a felllatio or something.
What the fuck is wrong with normies? Welp, you've got no choice, OP, you're gonna have to kill her.
Who the fuck graduates from High School on Thanksgiving weekend?
>>751995498
>Printing your own loli
>>751997728
>He doesn't graduate on thanksgiving weekend
What a pleb
as a kid, i remember a cousin of mine show me a few sketchbooks filled with western loli he drew. what i'd give to get my hands on those nowadays.
So loli thread?
>>751985042
fake and gay
>>751998415
more like real and gay
>>751989345
lol is this real?
>>751989575
Has a nice fake mirror nowadays
>>751996181
Shit... you're right.
>>751995831
Not OP, but I fap to loli (and guro), but don't like anime outside of hentai, and getting called a pedophile is slightly annoying, but getting called a weeb is terrifying.
>>751997718
Finally somebody talking some sense around here.
>>751985185
>>751985042
read this.
it will help you to know yourself better.
thank me later.
>>751987051
>Fourth, Anon you may be alone but youre a functional member of society with a car. Find an apartment or a really good friend who'll let you stay.
>This is a step into true adulthood for you: independence.
this will be kind of hard. but if you survive you will grow bigger and only the sky will be the limit for you once you discover your freedom.
>>751984816
Fuck your parents, what do you care? At least you are free to do as you please. Find place where 2d is legal and go there and never look back. Life finds a way.
Loli lovers. I hate to break this to you but you are all pedophiles.
Goodbye.
>>752000031
Except for me.
>>752000137
Nope, no exceptions.
Take it like this.
You're supporting pornography of kids.
You jerking off over a picture of a child in a japan motif. There's no difference between that and a western animation style, a real life drawing or painting, a photograph or video.
You are doing the same thing that harms children and yourself.
>>751985020
Honestly, this.
Not a pedo here, not even into loli. But can't help but see the hipocrosy. It's ok to be gay, but not attracted to kids? It's not like you can really control it. imo, it's ok to be a pedo, so long as you never actually touch a kid.
>>752000267
Nope. You'll look at pedoporn thus supporting people making that porn.
The only honorable thing for pedo's to do is to castrate themselves or die.
>>752000267
There's a difference between gays and pedos because gays can consent to have sex with each other you fucking retard.
>>751997857
Godammit nice tasty lolis
>>752000465
Look at this degeneracy.
>>752000242
I dunno. I do also have 3DCG and western. I don't think they harm children or my fapping to them harms children.
I don't have any CP or actual sexual interest in real children... I'm really just here for the social taboo.
If sex with children were magically legalized tomorrow and accepted as a social norm, pedophiles would be thrilled. I would just frown and delete my loli collection before going back to necro and gore.
>>752000495
I am! I am! Fappity fap.
>berates me, calls me a pathetic loser
Probably because you are. Kek.
being attraced to loli means your parents fucked up rising you.
>being attraced to loli
>>751987051
God damn, you all are really fucked up aintchya? There's no glory in this. OPs going to forever be the man-child who got kicked out of mommies basement for printing out loli porn. This is pathetic in every way.
OP, live stream killing yourself.
Loli is life, loli is love son
>>751984816
Well i am really surprised someone like your mother still exists, are you from christian family or something? Fetishes are fetishes and literaly everyone has one, i know about much much more creepy and weird than lolis and they are from people you would never expect it, who knows what your mother likes, damn i just hate hypocrites
>>751986814
>full HD 4k
>>751984880
made my day
>>751994192
more pls
Btw, when will people learn that fetishes are just imagination, sure there are pedos here and there but most of you fucks here would not want to do anything irl, its sexy because its forbidden, thats like the most obvious thing i cant believe people are still arguing about this shit, for example i just like hentai, i wouldnt even look at lolis if the alternative was somethign else then a fucking milk cow, sadly its either loli or giga tits
reminder that shoujo ramune ramune ep 3 and implicity ep 2 are OUT
>>751986438
Man fuck Sarah
>>751989345
Better read the law of your state.Don't believe what friends tell you. Don't believe me. it doesn't matter. Non-rent paying children or guests can be kicked out in my state. Rent payers can be kicked out if the owner feels threatened. And for illegal activities. It would have been better if she would have given notice.
>>752000342
>so long as you never actually touch a kid.
did you even read what he fucking said?
Being *attracted* to children really shouldn't be a problem as long as you don't molest them. Sure it's kinda creepy and that's a whole different story..
>>752001485
SubDesu when?
>>751984880
guess we're getting part 2?
>>751997857
>>751995498
WTF I WANT ALL OF THESE
>>752001485
holy shit thanks mate!
Best reminder up to date
>>751997857
>>751995498
What are the costs per book and how do you get them? Can't be imported since customs I'd assume. Do you get them at cons?
>>752000242
>>752000511
Both are paraphilias but saying that lolicon is same as pedophilia is like saying that BDSM and latex fetish is same thing.
There is some similarities but there is also a huge difference.
>>751995498
>>751997857
HOOOOOLY FUCK Mate, how kong you've been keepin this a secret from your mum?
>>752001696
what state are you in?
>>751985020
Do this as quickly as you can. Your mom will eventualy call the cops, even if she didn't tell you that. She will justify it by trying to protect kids, etc.
>>752003098
Depends on which country. Loli is legal in most of America.
>>751984816
Who tf prints porn and then leaves it in their house for anyone to find.
>>751984816
For real, why print that shit out if you still live with your folks?
Coulda just got a lock box or a small safe at least. When I live with my mom I still had a safe. Not for porn, but I collected magic cards and old vidya.
>>752003350
I'm making a doujin, my mother walked in and saw the cover on my bed cause I forgot I sat it down there. It was clear she saw it, she just looked away, said nothing, finished what she was doing and walked away. She has not made any mention of it since.
I jacked off my friends dog and his wife caught me in the act. She did not tell him and we are still friends. Hehe.
>>751995498
Wow, gross but impressive.
>Loli porn isn't a crime
>Drawings are not real people
>Tought crimes are not crimes
Just fucking kill yourself already.
Ask your mom since when drawings are real people.
>>752003844
Kill yourself, retard.
>>751993711
I mean yeah that part was pretty weirdly written but I was so hard from the rest of it that I was willing to overlook it. If I wasn't such a fatass it would have inspired me to sign up to teach girls to swim in a heartbeat.
>>752003844
>>752004155
When my mom caught me with ny collection of wow porn trolls section and other crazy shit she tough it was a virus and i was like fuck yes it was im didnt do shit
>>751984816
>have hundreds of pictures of loli hentai printed out in case the power goes out
What kind of autism is this ?
cops can't do shit. Completely legal. If you're under 18 then stay. If over then leave
>>752005924
by the letter of the law, sure, but if they have a pile of loli they are going to still try and fuck him over. No judge or jury is going to be objective when it comes to a pedophile. They would just make threats until he takes a plea deal for a lesser non-CP charge even if it would be torn apart in trial. They know nobody wants to go on trial for that stuff since even if they are declared not guilty, their life is ruined anyway.
>>751988428
IMAGINATION gets me to only microhard
>>752005924
You're retarded. Cops can arrest you but judge can't do anything, but he can send you to jail if there's suspicion that those drawings were drawn from images of real kiids, which the prosecutor might insist.
>>752006215
this anon said it better than I did. If the cops want you in jail, they'll find a way, and you better believe they will want you in jail for drawings of naked kids getting fucked.
>>752006215
idk where OP lives.
Some analysts have argued whether cartoon pornography depicting minors is a "victimless crime".[1][2] Laws have been enacted to criminalize "obscene images of children, no matter how they are made", for inciting abuse. An argument is the claim that obscene fictional images portray children as sex objects, thereby contributing to child sexual abuse. This argument has been disputed by the fact that there is no scientific basis for that connection as of 1999,[3] and that restricting sexual expression in drawings or animated games and videos might actually increase the rate of sexual crime by eliminating an outlet for desires that could motivate crime.[4][5]
Currently, countries that have made it illegal to possess (as well as create and distribute) sexual images of fictional characters who are described as or appear to be under eighteen years old include Australia, Canada, the Philippines, South Africa, South Korea and the United Kingdom.
>united kindom
>fugg.html
>>751987051
I’m definitely Agree with this guy!
>>751984880
This ahahahahah
>>751984816
I have also plenty of printed ecchi images
but i keep them very well hidden
also,my mom is not a sad fuck who noses into my stuff
Why the fuck did you print them you absolute dumbfuck? Keep them on the phone like any other """functional""" person does.
>>751984816
Pretend to be ill
Tell your mom is a ''mental disease'' to be a pedo and that you want to change but you cant find how.
Tell her that you will see a Psychologist (or you are willing to accept going to one just because she tells you to)
Pretend change
I love loli, and nothing will ever change that, but being executed for a fetish is something harsh.
Fags always say ''Is so hard to be in the closet, yet so difficult to leave it'' . But pedos are more like trapped in a panic room, they aren't allowed to enjoy their fetish not even in silence, so I feel you OP.
>>751986438
Why does every school have that one cunt named Sarah?
>>752008223
jewish name
>>751987306
people is retarded, and they pretend not to know it. Just look at /b/, is full of shitposters who ''pretend to be retarded'' when we clearly know that only a true retard does retarded stuff
>>752008223
Mine was named Jessica.
>>751997857
You masturbate too much mate, look at that pic all shady
>>752008326
Her last name has harris. I don't think that's a Jewish name but I could be wrong.
>>751984880
FUCK
One-time I got really horny and printed ~12 pics of 8x10 photo paper. I'm surprised they actually printed them but I still have them. Is that degenerate behavior?
>>751987051
This exactly. Find a roommate on craigslist or whatever and get a cheap apartment so you can save up money.
>>751987504
Psychedelic drugs can help a lot of people with a lot of things. I don't know if this is the case. OP, if you're okay with the idea and you're not a horrible person give it a try. Otherwise no.
>>751984816
Its not against the law go back she needs to evict you dumbass
>>751984816
Why would you print it off, you autist???
If she listens to reason, explain to get that it's harmless and legal and you are not interested in IRL little girls. But nobody listens to reason when it comes to this crap.
Best of luck Anon but you're probably fucked. Who needs a family?
>>752009713
beautiful
>>752009713
ravioli ravioli
You are lucky.
"Love and respect" towards your family is what keeps you from evolving. Now that your family haa turned it's back on you, you can do whatever you want.
So youre telling me that if the power went out you wouldnt just have any saved to your phone... And there is no way to remedy this.
>>752000319
Thats a long standing and very retarded argument.
Unless you are paying for it you are in no way supporting the abuse of children.
It's not like people are abusing kids to get some pedo reddit karma.
>>752009315
Not OP, but how has craigslist rooming gone for y'all? I work night and enjoy keeping to myself, but I have major trust issues with people.
>>751985042
Fabricated but hawt
>>751984880
Best response 11/10
