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Ask a fat ulgy guy who successfully bred with a hottie anything.
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how does it feel to be a liar
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>>751954655
How did you successfully breed with a hottie?
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>>751954789
She needed a place to stay after she left her abusive boyfriend. One day we were alone and she was just laying on the couch next to me watching tv. I grew a pair of nuts and put my hand on her leg, she looked at me. Didn't scream so I got more bold.
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>>751954755
How's it feel to be salty because you didn't score a hottie?
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>>751954894
greentext whole story, OP
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>>751954655
How fat and how ugly?
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>>751955107
Oldfag enough to know whats interesting, new fag enough to have no idea how to greentext. I've never gotten along well here, probably because I'm an idiot.

Been around sense 2011 ish.
PS I miss spiderman.
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>>751954655
What are you going to name the miscarriage?
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>>751955233
Well, I'm pretty fat 230 lbs. I find myself repulsive but girls are a sucker for me green eyes.
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>>751955311
I'm a little late on telling the story, she's 2 and a half now. Penelope.
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How many polygons are you made of?
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>>751955397
I'm made of DNA. Lester though? Ask Cockstar
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How much are you paying in child support?
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>>751955482
That's a good question, after she did ultimately leave me I was paying 75 a week. But now she's given up her rights and I'm taking care of my daughter now.

Women these days... just ain't cut out for motherin'
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>>751954894
Sounds like you took advantage of her. She has just been abused and she's vulnerable, relies on you for a place to stay and then you put her in a position of having to choose between fucking you or potentially getting her ass kicked back to the streets. Now you're proud of it. lol
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>>751955597
So you're proud of taking on a 18 year life changing commitment in exchange for fucking a girl out of your league a few times, and now you're bragging about it?

Oh well, best of luck to you. You're a braver man than I.
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>>751955732
It's not quite that simple man. She's a real piece of work. I understand this is 4 chan and you're required to try to hurt my feelings. But really in this case it's quite the opposite. I have a lot going for me, thus why I'm not often here posting.

Buuuuut yes there's more to the story, questions will get answered 100% truthfully. What do I got to prove to a bunch of strangers?
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>>751955888
Proud of my baby? Absolutley man I wanted a child but I wasn't about to breed with an ugly chick... Would you?

Also I think she was thinking she could manipulate me due to the fact that she was in deed out of my league. But tough titties I'm no push over.
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So in this thread I learned it's not worth it to sleep with someone out of my league. Thanks OP!
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>>751955884
Yes, I certainly did mention Spider Man. let's dust off them old pics and do a Q and A with a Spider Man flavor.
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>>751956216
Any fucking time man, don't let a pretty face fool you. They're often rotten on the inside.
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>>751956096
I don't want to breed at all. Doesn't seem like the world particularly needs more people. Only real benefit to having kids I see is it motivate people to be productive and proactive.
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>>751956328
These are truly the best thing to happen to the internet.
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>>751956402
Oh my yes, I needed a good reason to stop dropping acid every day and quit selling drugs.
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>>751956513
Now this one's OLD like gen 1

Does anyone have flying mustaches?
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>>751954655
Universal hottie, or hottie by your adjusted standards?
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>>751956683
Universal Hottie
100 lbs
BRIGHT beautiful smile.
Size 5 shoe.
Just tiny all the way around so fucking perfect yo. I'm super proud of that.

I'm talking like one of those metart girls quality.
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>>751955997
thats actually the best possible reply that could be given on this board. I'll bite and believe you anon
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>>751956911
Lets be real here. I'm not about to post pics because you're a bunch of filthy animals. But yes I'm not here to troll. Just try to make the best out of my situation.

I do miss the the girl, it's too bad. She is also extremely artistic. Like... people exist on this planet with her art work tattooed on them.

Friends and family of course not like she's famous.
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>>751956879
I'm keeping this one, jew jokes ect... old news but that's one I never saw and it's dopeeee.
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>>751957302
Not worthy of this thread... What FAGGOT made this garbage?
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Welp, i've derailed my own thread upon request. I'm gonna sit back and soak up the Spiderman.
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I don't have infinite spideys, unfortunately
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>>751957607
This is so good. I may use this as my facebook profile.
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>>751957687
I appreciate what you've given though. Thank you so much.
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>>751957687
All the spiderman brings me back to to a time before all this happened. When time's were simpler. I needed this.
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Spidey helps everyone
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How much chloroform did you use?
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>>751956814
Pics then
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