My girlfriend cheated on my last night. She doesn't know it, but I installed mspy on her phone about 3 weeks ago. I used it to ghost her cellphone's mic and I heard her have sex with him for more than 3 hours last night.
She was supposed to come home tonight, but she just told me that she's going to stay for the rest of the weekend because her favorite cousin is home for a surprised visit. She told me that she will be home Sunday night. I know this is bullshit, because right after we hung up with me. I read the Viber messages between her and her ex boyfriend and she told her ex-boyfriend that she'll be over at his place in an hour after she helps her mother clean the Thanksgiving dishes. She referred to me as "an idiot" who "doesn't have a clue".
She has told me twice in the past that her ex boyfriend has a really big dick. She described it as "the size of a baby's arm" and that he used to hurt her a lot when they had sex. She claimed that she hated having sex with him, because he was so rough with her. That's what I don't understand. If it hurts her so much, why does she still want to have sex with him? It sounded like he was hurting her. She was screaming a lot.
I know that she's on her way to fuck her ex-boyfriend some more right now. I can see her phone moving on Google maps.
Should I ghost her phone's mic again and listen in on them?
>>751944563
Don't be a cuck, you pathetic piece of shit. Go over there and surprise her, then either cuck him, get btfo'd by a proper man, or just dump the broad like any normal person would do
Yay!!! I posted my first comment
>>751944781
I'm in North Carolina. She's in New York. It's like a 10 hour drive dude.
>>751944781
this, get off your ass and go confront the stupid bitch. see who's "an idiot that doesn't have a clue"
Surprise her at her parents house
Or surprise her with all her possessions on the front lawn with a boom box playing the sounds of her getting fucked on repeat
>>751944843
quit your bitching and get to driving
>>751944563
Man up, go there with a hammer and just let it do the work.
Post recordings...
>>751944843
Lmfao you're dating kally wayne
That's your first mistake
>>751944940
How?
>>751944843
>call her mid sex
>be relentless until answered
>say it's over
>jerk off
>if applicable throw all her shit out on the front lawn and send her a picture
>change locks
>fuck one of her friends
>>751944563
quit with her asap!
don't be a cuck it will destroy your life (I have been there!)
>>751944843
I'm in New York dude, along with my girlfriend. Want us to go over and confront them?
Record them having the sex then post so we can all madturbate to it. Cycling is where it's at b bbro
murder them both. spray their brains over eachothers naked body and then wank to them
>>751944563
Why are you even asking what should you do.
You’re now at a crossroads for the rest of your life. You either be a man and don’t let people walk all over you or you become a doormat.
If this is b8 fuck off. If it’s not get a fuckin grip and dump her shit on the kerb and lock the doors and tell her to hit the road.
>>751944563
saging these cuck threads
This is bait and you're all falling for it. Not a single fucking image provided. You cunts will reply to anything.
Femanon here. Quit being a bitch OP, you need to let her know that you know. Text her or phone her right this instant, spill the beans. It'll make her absolutely shit herself. Break up with that slut, destroy her shit or throw it out on the lawn. Send her photos. Be done with it.
I assume you are a white boi and based on his dick, he's probably not.
Ask to join as a bottom.
Be a cuck
Don't listed to any of this faggots.
Post her sex sound here !
>>751944563
First off, installing that shit was a bad move. Now if you bring this shit up with her she has cause to legally destroy you, and the moral highground to do it.
With all of that snooping, I'd say you're just as bad as her.
Also, dump the slut like a normal fucking person and move on. Fuck a barslut if you have to. The pain will dissipate instantly.
>>751945244
Being cuckold is our white destiny.
>>751945469
Technically, It's legally my phone. I pay the bill for her.
>>751945518
Only for you you fucking cuck.
>>751945613
Stop being a cuck you faggot.
>>751945518
>>751945450
>>751945403
>>751944563
>>751944820
>>751944940
>>751944977
all this samefagging
kys
@751945683
fuck off newfag
>>751945657
I'm not a cuck. I don't want this to happen.
A cuck is somene who has a fetish for watching his girl have sex with other men. I assure you, I have no such fetish and I believe the people who have that particular fetish are losers.
post her nudes or gtfo
>>751945783
You are such a fucking cuck. If you weren't you'd call her right now and say you know she fucked some guy last night, call her a slut and tell her family. And tell her to fuck off.
The fact that you are posting to 4chan, asking for advice, while your girlfriend is literally getting fucked as we speak means you're a cuck.
Cuck.
>>751944563
tl;dr just came to say that the chick on the right is tidy as fuck
>>751945783
Are you two still sexually active, OP?
Reason I'm asking is because I have a girlfriend that lives about an hour away from me and I get quite insecure about what she may be up to when she's not with me. However, whenever we're together things are perfect, so I'm not sure if I have any reason to worry.
You think that's bad? I caught my wife fucking a stranger in the men's bathroom after waiting at the table in the restaurant we were in for fucking 40 minutes for her to come back from the ladies room.
I went to use the bathroom and I heard a couple having sex in the stall next to me while I was using the urinal. I climbed up and peeked over the stall wall and saw my wife getting fucked from behind in the standing doggy style position. She made eye contact with me about 5 seconds later and she had an orgasm while saying "I'm sorry baby" I called her a stupid whore and left her ass there.
kys cunt
>>751944843
Where in NY? If she's on Long Island I'll be your messanger
>>751944781
/thread
>>751946261
post her nudes
>>751945083
>>751945083
lol champ status
>>751946261
lol
In that case i read your little tale. If you are 100% she's cheated then its time to move on man. Doesn't matter how much YOU liked her or if YOU thought she was the one etc. etc. she obviously doesnt value you the same.
Sucks but move on, fam. Shame, she was hot
I bet he's not using a condom. She's probably taken load after load after load from him. She could be pregnant, she could have chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes or even HIV. What's worse is you are such a cuck you won't even ask or confront her of it. You will regret this when you get herpes yourself.
>>751944843
Nigga I'm in nc, too bad its so far away, could have done some murder.
>>751945316
Tits or GTFO
>>751945904
rolling for this
>Pretend you don't know
>Fuck hookers til you get an STD
>Fuck her bareback and give her STD
>Justice!
>>751945469
>With all of that snooping, I'd say you're just as bad as her.
Spoken like a true cuck. You might want to consider slitting your own throat if you can muster up the balls to do it, which I doubt, you pathetic little pussy bitch boy faggot cuck queero.
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
Get an anti-cuck hit squad going.
You got their location, post the address.
>>751946678
Do you have the other one, with the Jap acting like a cowboy?
I need it for a friend
Change the locks, ditch her stuff, ghost her...unless she's right about you being an idiot.
>>751946689
Post address and have them swatted, lmao.
>>751946442
why did you delete this OP?
>>751946821
which one is she? left?
>>751946689
I already offered to pay them a visit. OP is just a pussy
>>751946678
Man, you still haven't moved to Tokio?
I remember you posting this here like 8 years ago.
Pull juvenile pranks, like having a dozen pizzas delivered while they fuck
>>751946818
oyyy that'd be sweet
>>751946821
it's the right one, he replied to my comment here >>751945981
>>751944843
That's good, just called her over that you found someone else and break up with her. She won't miss you.
>>751944563
or you could be a total fucking cuck OR you could tell her to go fuck herself and never speak to her again, and maybe ruin her reputation if your really mad, your choice, idk, maybe your into having a whore gf that sleeps around
>>751944912
kek. I would totally do that if I were you OP.
>>751944843
i'm in NY too, where in NY tho, i could help you out
>>751946848
She's the one on the right. The left is her sister.
>>751947089
sister is hotter. although they both look good. I think OP bailed
Post her noodz
>>751947089
Fuck her sister!
just post her nudes
Why do people fall for this fake cuck fantasy thread over and over again
>>751946776
here u go desu
OP, tell her you'll forgive her if she fucks her sister.
>>751947089
No Exif Data or Tineye hits. Keep digging though.
post that shit on Facebook and tag her in it.
>>751945016
Do All of this
>>751947171
Thanks man
>>751944563
i never understand this.....neither of you are married, she may as well go with the new bloke
wheres the win having 2 blokes with no ties when you dont like one of them
>>751947299
no prob boss. nice dubs
This is some advanced cuck fantasy, anon. Congrats on your fucked up mental health.
>>751945316
tits or gtfo there are rules that you need to follow newfriend. 4chan politics
>>751945656
A Man needs to know the girl's name. She looks like Barbara Palvin goddamnit.
>>751946821
Looks like superficial oriental half-gook. You know you can't trust most of them. Man up and figure out something which will hit her hard. But truth is that because she doesn't care already it's probably very hard to hurt her emotionally so... Maybe you can figure out something evil but something which will make you laugh when you think about it.
Or just confront her and dump her. Or catch them having sex and beat the guy then throw the woman out.
>>751946821
The one on the left is a top-tier qt 3.14. The other one is your run-of-the-mill above average looking girl.
>>751944563
Don't waste anymore time on her. Pack up her shit and put it outside. Update your dating profile and get back in the game. Never tell her why just tell her you're not feeling it anymore. You committed a FELONY by putting spyware on her phone.
>>751945783
>A cuck is somene who has a fetish for watching his girl have sex with other men.
While this is technically true, it is incomplete.
"Cuck" is short for "cuckold", which is any man whose wife is being fucked by another man (or possibly another woman). One does not have to be a willing participant in the cucking to be cucked.
If you find yourself cucked and wish to no longer be a cuck, you dump the cunt.
If you and your significant other are in an open relationship where it in known that you two have permission to fuck other people, that is not cuckoldry.
Polyamory is based on mutual openness.
>inb4 "yuh huh, poly is cucky"
Also, "cuckold" is the male form. If you cheat on your wife she is a cuckquean.
>>751947702
What a fucking cucked world we live in when it's a crime to install something on someone's phone. Let alone a phone you pay for.
>>751947810
Jesus, shut the fuck up and kys
>>751947810
And gay means happy.
>>751946678
GTFO with your cultural appropriation, you fucking racist.
>>751948008
Yeah, ok. Enjoy playing with the feeble-minded, small-dicked, half-men around here. They are omega as fuck and do not even belong in the gene pool. If you were worth anything at all, you would not even find toying with them to be entertaining. I hunt predators. I don't play with insects. That you amuse yourself with the latter speaks volumes to your intellectual ineptness and vacuous soul. You couldn't handle an alpha's alpha. You would be reduced to a orgasmic convulsing girl ooze dripping uncontrollably, and you can't handle that so you wrap yourself up in petty manchild games to feel superior. It is YOU that have the control issue. Those of us who are actually in control and control others all day long in every walk of life have no need nor desire to engage in mere sparring for amygdala control when we can control the entire brain and reflexively have it act on our will without words, and permanently, with far less effort than you expend in your dysfunctional neural calisthenic dysphoria.
Run along, child, lest I focus my smite on you..
>>751948037
This just became a cringe thread
>>751947856
The law is very clear and he could be in major shit if she finds out.
>>751948060
And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic fuck. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to fuck 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.
And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and disappear, and all that emo bullshit? You're triggering her "Don't fuck" instinct something fierce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to fuck her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath."
>>751944563
>She doesn't know it
she doesn't give a fuck
Wait for her birthday, invite all her friends and family, get more evidence that proves what kind of whore she is and give it to her as a gift in front of all of them... I heard that revenge is a dish best served cold.
First off, don't tell her you found out right off the bat.
Breaking it off with her will put a fucking smile on her face because then she will no longer have to hide her relationship. She calls you an idiot behind your back and she cheated on you nonetheless. She has ZERO respect for you. At the end of the day she'll have the last laugh and the only one devastated will be YOU.
No no no, simply calling it off won't be enough. What you need to be asking /b/ is, "What elaborate revenge plan can I pull on my bitch girlfriend?"
>>751948120
100 $ on this guy being a fat virgin neckbeard with his fingers so deep in the cheeto bag he can't even molest his mom after she passed out on moonshine and heroin.
>>751948037
ffs do you realize your entire life has been a party of 1?
>>751948361
shut up you fucking faggot, I'm 21 and have a job, have been posting on this chan for 2 years, and have sex regularly, don't fucking call me edgy. I'm going to take thirty fucking Kershaw kerambit knifes and furiously stab you until your screams of pain are reduced to gurgles and then in your death throws find the biggest knife wound and fuck it until I orgasm, using the blood as lube, and I hope all of you other liberal retards get cancer and in your final days bleed out in a car crash so I can jack off to the images just like I did where the Starship Troopers where Diz gets ripped apart and chokes to death on her blood, you'd better fucking run before my penis is covered in your blood, and be a lesson to all of these faggots who think the fallacy of calling me edgy is a legitimate tactic for arguments
>>751948386
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
>>751948067
t. CUCK.
>>751948398
>Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>751947904
Yes! "Gay" does mean happy.
It also means cock-slobbering, man-ass-pounding, purse puppy faggot and/or cunt-slurping carpet-noshing bulldyke bitch.
My point was that anon made an assertion that "cuck" meant this one thing and one thing only.
I was simply disabusing her of that notion and trying to elevate everyone's intellect.
>>751948067
>The law is very clear
Article what?
Subsection who?
Paragraph which?
Fuck right the hell off.
ITT: angry copypasta from fatguys.
>>751948413
out of every word you've written, I've literally read 5 since I think that's how many total posts you've put up.
You really aren't as interesting as you think you are.
>>751948413
Do you know where you are?
If 4chan is not to your liking, may I reccomend Reddit, Tumblr, or 9gag? Maybe another special snowflake will give you a shoulder to cry on.
>>751948413
I could defeat you all with my Marshall arts training. I could teleport behind each and every one of you, disarm you all, then knock you out with a swift coratti chop to the back, of, the neck.
Irregardless, you are like insects, as I, am a God, among men.
>>751948398
you're a fucking faggot. Take your micro dick that you cant even see without a mirror and invert it to a vagina, atleast then you have a chance getting laid ever.
>>751948799
I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining at first. Hell, it was actually funny. But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day was born, I was destined for success. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, l was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this thread. And now, where am l? In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17. Get this through your head: I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another comment, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the warld and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me. Know your place. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.
>>751948810
Stop replying to every post you tryhard fucking faggot.I am SICK to death of you. You are nothing but a low life piece of shit with nothing better to do than sit behind your damned keyboard playing at the big I am. You live in a fantasy world and take some warped sense of pleasure from posting shit such as this.
I would dearly LOVE to meet you one day - I may be a pacifist but i'd smash your fuckin teeth in without a second thought you tosser - do us all a favour and fuck off back to the sewer you came from.
Other posters - while I apologise for the use of profanities and the nature of my post I do not apologise for aiming it at this piece of shit who does nothing on this thread but wind people up and is the most disrespectful arsehole I have ever encountered on any thread. One or two posts I think I could live with but the fucking diarrhea that spouts fromt his dickheads mouth is constant. Behaving like this and posting like this is absolutely disgraceful and I for one am fuckin fuming that this wanker is still here and allowed to post such shit.
>>751948799
>marshall arts
>>751948799
>Marshall arts
>>751948285
This is 100% accurate.
OP, if you're still here, which I doubt you are, you have to acknowledge that she has stolen your power. She has out you at a major disadvantage.
There is no reason you should want her back, there is no excuse for her behavior and no option but your last option: Ruin her.
Stop thinking of petty shit. Go all out.
Print off her nudes and sexy photos, send them to her work. To everyone.
Go to her school and throw an A/V nerd a fifty to play a sex video over the big screen.
Go to his address, fucking film them doing the deed. Send it to her family anonymously.
When she comes back, get her super fucked up. Roofie her if you have to. Take hardcore advantage of her, then throw her in the car and ditch her at a park with a gross blanket and some alcohol. Make her look homeless.
Tell her best friend she's been hooking up with her bf. When he denies it, play the audio you got.
Ruin. Everything.
Then, and only then, when she is now at her lowest, regardless what path of torture you took, look her in the eyes, get real close, and tell her:
"I know about NY, too."
Then just leave. Erase her from your shit.
That's the one thing you can do to finish this, take away her power.
>>751948823
Kek
>>751948842
>>751948823
>>751948810
>>751948799
I hole-hardedly agree. For all intensive purposes, your all absolutely rite. But you tipped you're hat too soon. There post was clearly a bate post, and their clearly chuckling now, having proved they're point after waiting so long with baited breathe.
Irregardless, its painfully oblivious that, they, where trying to point out the fact that you're autism would blind you to they're deeper concept. There tactics run the gambit, and, you, felt for it.
They were trying to make you all seem like your a diamond dozen, and I fear, it, worked. You've raised quite a fuhrer over it, it seems. Careful, my friends. It's a doggie dog world out their, and you should bee so used to troles like this that you should, be, as, unphased by them.
So, piece out!
>>751944912
I vote for that
>>751948842
Hah. I answered 2 of your posts (3 with this). Just realize that your ADD tantrum is pathetic, if you're so fucking tough, post your name and address and we'll see,
>>751945403
I assume you are a Nigger, with a low tier job. Go and wash the dishes Jamal.
>>751949034
Oh my dear, where to start with a pathetic fuck, like you
This is not your ecochamber that tumblr is, this is where you are confronted with the purest that mankind is without its restraints, you are confronted with reality, these images show fucking reality, if you are like me, you are desesitized to this kind of shit due to prior happenings, but your comment just shows that you are some priviledged weak cunt who never had something bad to experience and lives on in his isolated dream world where never something bad happens
most people here don't even fucking value their life due to how others treat them, tell me a reason how you shouldn't shrug off death, if life does not treat you well
cunt
>>751949106
I have a better idea.
Try to hack my server.
I'll even take the firewall down to make it easy for you.
My IP address is 127.0.0.1.
Send your best hack tools at me.
You have one hour to prove you're worth.
>>751944843
Where in NY? I'm in NY too, I'm gonna fuck some idiot's gf in an hour, but I guess I can delay that and pay your gf's ex a visit in the meantime.
>>751948285
>OP breaks with his gf
>OP goes down to NYC
>gets bareback fucked in the ass by his ex gf's ex bf
>go back home anus full of cum
>that'll teach her
>>751949200
Nice try. Software dev since 20 years. You don't think i know the fucking localhost address? Weak
>>751949200
> 127.0.0.1
Kek
>ctrl+f
>what the fuck did you
>0 results
Shocked
>>751949200
> to prove you’re worth
WORTH WHAT ?!
>>751949200
Try mine instead. 192.168.1,1, or my other one. 8.8.8.8
>>751944912
Bump
>>751949304
Huh, started in 97 huh?
I was 14 years in by that point, child.
>>751949010
>Eric Cartman detected
>>751945774
>uses @
>call other fag newfag
This is the 4chan i love.
P.s kys newfag
>>751945083
This should happen
>>751949199
You and OP both, kys
>>751944563
Cool story bro!
Maybe you should try being more creative and write from the heart, rather than what you think is going on in today's society because 4chan investors keep telling you so.
>>751945083
/b/lackup confirmed. I am in TriBeCa. Let us know.
>>751949525
Didn't read it the first time. Went back and read it in his voice.
Thanks anon! XD
>>751949200
This is golden shitpost
>>751949501
Thought you were 21 in your copypasta, not 60?
>>751944912
This kek. But the second
>>751944563
post snippets of her and him on vocaroo and post the links
>>751944563
go away and take you cuck fetish with you.
>>751949690
>XD
kys
>>751944563
THE CRINGE IN HERE OH MY GOD THE CRINGE
>>751949746
>>751945656
Sauce?
>>751949501
Started working professionally with it 97 yes. Wrote my first pice of code 1988 on a c64
>>751949705
What makes you think that wasn't my first post son?
And early 50s isn't quite 60 now is it?
I mean, I've seen some inferior intellect in my time, but you're complete lack of cognitive prowess reminds me of the time I spent volunteering at the special needs ward in Buffalo.
With a bit more study and dedication to the art, you still have a chance to succeed at some high level interpreted languages.
I hear they still need some PHP "coders".
>>751949485
>>751949501
>>751949525
>>751949555
>>751949569
Let us not forget why we are here!
Pay attention anons!
>>751944563
Plot elaborate revenge and compile evidence.
Attempt to humiliate her socially against her family and friends.
Destroy this THOT as it is the only just reaction possible.
Bitches need to learn they can't cheat and if they want a different guy then they should have some courage and break up with us.
Fuck this bitch up anon, don't be a cuck.
>>751946821
she's ugly as a dick on a dog m8
>>751950001
How dare you insult dog dicks like that!
>>751949924
k
.. do you want like a twinkie or some shit you smelly nigger? You think you're so smart and all with your unwashed ass that makes you smell
>>751944563
Start packing her shit up, wait until shes at the ex's house, text her that she needs somewhere new to live and her shit is getting dumped on the curb. Don't be a cuck
>>751945046
This
>>751949952
Haha. Lamer, that's a term you should recognize if you've been in the game that long.
I bet you code in fucking python and think you're actually a developer.
>>751948413
This is some top tier trolling.
>>751949273
This
Fuck off you actual cuck
>>751948361
Duh
>>751949924
Okay, so since you're taking this seriously I'll stop.
I'm 40. I started fucking around with BASIC on a ZX81 when I was 5. I wasn't really in the industry until 98. Even then I was a bench tech not even doing software dev professionally.
Then I was out of the industry from 01 to 04. Web dev stuff, etc. Little bit of everything once I got back in.
Finally really got into it in earnest in 2012 and have been doing whatever since then. VBA, VB.Net, Python, Java, whatever.
I'm not trying to engage you in any kind of conflict. But srsly, you should know where you are and realize that 99.743% if the content in this thread is nothing but trolling and shitposting.
>>751944563
Post everything you have about her. Hurt everyone she loves. Take away her stuff. Infect her with HIV. Do anything you can to systematically destroy her fucking life until she contemplates suicide on a daily basis.
Posting on /b/ for advice is like asking 15 year old incels. Either this is gay LARP or you're really an idiot
>>751950482
>>751949924
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>751949555
Stop replying to every post you tryhard fucking faggot.I am SICK to death of you. You are nothing but a low life piece of shit with nothing better to do than sit behind your damned keyboard playing at the big I am. You live in a fantasy world and take some warped sense of pleasure from posting shit such as this.
I would dearly LOVE to meet you one day - I may be a pacifist but i'd smash your fuckin teeth in without a second thought you tosser - do us all a favour and fuck off back to the sewer you came from.
Other posters - while I apologise for the use of profanities and the nature of my post I do not apologise for aiming it at this piece of shit who does nothing on this thread but wind people up and is the most disrespectful arsehole I have ever encountered on any thread. One or two posts I think I could live with but the fucking diarrhea that spouts fromt his dickheads mouth is constant. Behaving like this and posting like this is absolutely disgraceful and I for one am fuckin fuming that this wanker is still here and allowed to post such shit.
>>751949781
What if Op is just a troll who realizes expressions of cuck fetish rustles jimmies?
>>751944563
You dont pay a woman's bills until after marriage. Jesus my man don't fucking buy the bitch a phone for pussy.
You have nothing at this point. Walk away like the cuck you are. Don't confront her. It wont end well for you.
OP is jerking off to the posters humiliating him for being the cuck he is. Pathetic
>>751950482
>99.743% if the content in this thread is nothing but trolling and shitposting.
>>751950570
lol go to bed child
>>751951544
As opposed to all of the other threads.
>>751951267
She's Asian though. Buy an Asian girl a cellphone and pay the bill and you've basically created and indentured servant.
In the long run, she'll be cheaper than a maid and she'll let you use her for sexual gratification.
>>751944912
That and post it on social media
>>751945083
things just got interesting
>>751947089
sister is hotter OP. just start hitting on her sister and try to fuck her instead without your gfs knowledge, then rub it in her face later after you confront her for cheating on you
>>751947171
fucking kek'd hard
>>751947171
need more like this
>>751946102
>being this fake and gay
>>751944781
This. Show up with a Cockmongler style grin.
>>751949782
>kys
Kill yourself.
>>751946102
Can confirm. Your wife wasn't a bad lay. You didn't call her a whore though, she looked at you and smiled and you started crying while rubbing your dick through your pants. Weirdest bathroom sex I've ever had.
>>751944563
>Should I ghost her phone's mic again and listen in on them?
Pack up, move out. Case closed.
>>751944912
This anon is not only wise but creative.
>>751955306
> Kill yourself.
An Hero.
>>751955850
>An Hero
Commit suicide.
>>751948037
Can someone please tell me this is copypasta? If it's not this is so cringe that I'm gonna have to take a break from 4chan for a bit.
>>751956028
WOW. FUCKING SERIOUSLY? HERE I AM, TRYING TO ENJOY MYSELF ON THE INTERNET WITH FUNNY PICTURES, VIDEOS AND SUCH AFTER A LONG DAY AT WORK AND THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING RESPOND TO ME?
YOU ARE ONE MASSIVE ASSHOLE, AREN'T YOU?
Seriously, just leave me alone. I will not hesitate to call the police. Yes, that's right, the police. I bet you didn't think of that when you left your "trolling" comment, did you now? Not that I'd expect someone of your obviously very low intellect to know the law.
Write here, in 18 U.S. Code § 875 it says this. "Whoever transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication containing any threat to kidnap any person or any threat to injure the person of another, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both". Did you hear that? Imprisoned. You've broken the law, ruined my night and now your life will be ruined.
Hope you enjoy prison you fucking ass, because trust me, I WILL have you reported and justice WILL be served.
>>751948590
It is a federal crime to wiretap or to use a machine to capture the communications of others without court approval, unless one of the parties has given their prior consent. It is likewise a federal crime to use or disclose any information acquired by illegal wiretapping or electronic eavesdropping.
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/usc_sup_01_18
>>751956041
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET. COCKMUFFIN
>>751956144
Hi Anon. I see you called someone a "faggot" I'm assuming you meant this jokingly, but I've been mulling this over in my head for several minutes and it does not sit right.
Let me please (re)iterate you on this word. Not only does it aim hatred at a large group of people that I myself and many of my friends are a part of, the word has the power to tear down and undermine a fight that we have been fighting for decades. I don't know where you stand on the issue, but I'm assuming you value your rights to equality as a citizen of this country.
You may think that this is only a word, a mere configuration of letters, but this word is the foundation that keeps LGBT people held in the depths of inequality, while men like yourself toss around hateful slurs in a joking way thinking immaturely that you are immune to hurting anyone. This is not true. Next time you throw this word out (however jokingly and privately you may thing you are using this- in this era NOTHING is ever private), think about those who have struggled for the right to feel safe in their own country.
The word "faggot" creates a hostile environment and makes many LGBT people feel unsafe around those who have enough power in society to use such words. Don't make me feel unsafe. I have a right to my safety. And although I have tremendous pride in being a mature, strong, bisexual woman, it really sucks when your words get in the way of my pride. Thanks for your attention.
>>751948413
This is how you troll. Well done.
>>751949010
The trolling in this thread is absolutely top tier.
>>751956185
Suck my fucking cock. Who the fuck are you to come in here acting all superior and knowledgeable like a fat fedora tipping Cheeto-dribbling bastard? The only human fucking interaction you receive in life that doesn't come from your poor traumatized mother and you spoil it by acting like a fucking sperg. It's not really your fault though, you were just born that way, weren't you? You were born with something ever-so-subtly different in that diseased fruit you call a brain that nevertheless transformed you into something less than fucking human. A pair of crossed wires that are supposed to be parallel, a tiny, oft-forgotten lobe somewhere in the back, maybe something even more direct like minor head trauma during your childhood. Whatever it was, it single-handedly transformed you into what you are now: a sad, pathetic facsimile of a human being. A fucking travesty.
End yourself.
>>751949034
Ok this troll is just replying to himself now. Lovely.
https://youtu.be/2vAgzyJ8kuA
>>751956365
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD YOU ARE ALWAYS INTERJECTING WITH THE MOST FUCKING DUMBEST SHIT I'VE EVER HEARD I SWEAR I WILL SHIT INSIDE YOUR MOUTH AND RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES AND DRAIN YOUR WASTE INTO YOUR PARENTS AND KILL THEM TOO. YOU FEEL THAT FUCKING SWEATY FUCKBOI DROP COMING DOWN THE SIDE OF YOUR HEAD? YEAH THAT'S RIGHT SWEAT, ONCE YOUR DONE EMPTYING YOUR ORIFICES I'LL REFILL THEM WITH MY STANKY, SALTY, WHITE,glue. YOU SHIT SLAPPING, DICK GURGLING, SAD ATTEMPT AT A MARRIAGE SAVER I'VE EVER SEEN. YOU ARE WORTHLESS, YOUR LIFE, YOUR EXISTENCE IS A CRIME, KILL YOURSELF. YOU BALL DICK CUNT PUSSY LICKER.
>>751956185
Kys faggot
>>751957381
I fu**ing hate you: I fucking hate you __. I fucking wish you were dead you motherfucking jew-nosed butch-dyke looking cunt. You cannot fathom how deep the goddamn well of hatred runs within me. If you were the last hope to save this world and all universes from utter annihilation and I held your fate in my hands, I would end your pitiful buttermilk fucking existence you cocksucking _-rimming shitbag. I mean jesus christ, how hard is it to not be so... you? You're the worst person in any time period. I swear to god I want nothing more than for someone to fry your balls while they're still attached to you and then serve them to an elderly chinese couple while you writhe in exquisite agony above their plate and the management tells you to shut your fucking dick deposit box of a mouth and be courteous to the other diners. I wish you were a fucking dog so I could send you to south korea so they can eat you with their fucking noodles for lunch.so why don't you just do us all a fucking favor and inject your eyeballs with 1000 grams of rat poison and hit up a sauna afterwards, you shitskinned dickbreathed oat goblin.
>>751957381
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>751944972
0 days without a kally wayne incident.
Stay salty gents!
>>751950001
For your information dog dicks are quite interesting. Didn't you know that when they are about to ejaculate their dick inflate so that the female has no way of escape?
They make up a nice portion of bestiality porn being some of the most common animal companions in most of the countries on Earth.
For instance but not limited to, here are some facts about dog dicks:
- The "lock" which happens during copulation usually longs from 4 to 5 minutes.
- The penis part that inflates is called bulbus glandis. also called a knot.
- 9 in 10 people interested in bestiality have seen dog sex
- A common way of copulating with dogs is to get your pussy (or whatever reproductive organ you happen to own) full of butter, dogs love that.
- 9 in 10 people reading this will search for dog sex after reading this post (Because YMWDIHSIYDRTTP).
>>751957588
YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD FAGGOT. IT IS HARD TO BELIEVE HOW INCREDIBLY STUPID YOU ARE. STUPID AS A STONE THAT THE OTHER STONES MAKE FUN OF. SO STUPID THAT YOU HAVE TRAVELED
FAR BEYOND STUPID AS WE KNOW IT AND INTO A NEW DIMENSION OF STUPID.
META-STUPID. STUPID CUBED. TRANS-STUPID STUPID. STUPID COLLAPSED TO
A SINGULARITY WHERE EVEN THE STUPONS HAVE COLLAPSED INTO STUPONIUM.
STUPID SO DENSE THAT NO INTELLIGENCE CAN ESCAPE. SINGULARITY STUPID.
BLAZING HOT SUMMER DAY ON MERCURY STUPID. YOU EMIT MORE STUPID IN ONE
MINUTE THAN OUR ENTIRE GALAXY EMITS IN A YEAR. QUASAR STUPID. IT CANNOT
BE POSSIBLE THAT ANYTHING IN OUR UNIVERSE CAN REALLY BE THIS STUPID.
THIS IS A PRIMORDIAL FRAGMENT FROM THE ORIGINAL BIG STUPID BANG. A PURE
EXTRACT OF STUPID WITH ABSOLUTE STUPID PURITY. STUPID BEYOND THE LAWS
OF NATURE. I MUST APOLOGIZE. I CAN'T GO ON. THIS IS MY EPIPHANY OF
STUPID. AFTER THIS EXPERIENCE, YOU MAY NOT HEAR FROM ME FOR A WHILE.
I DON'T THINK THAT I CAN SUMMON THE STRENGTH LEFT TO MOCK YOUR MORONIC
OPINIONS AND MALFORMED COMMENTS ABOUT BORING TRIVIA OR YOUR OTHER DRIVEL.
FUCK OFF
>>751949666
Them trips tho
>>751944563
Stream it!
>>751957845
thanks
Nothing is wrong with some Facebook drama. You wait till she's home one day so you can just pretend like u went on her phone, and upload all the chat logs so she looks like a cheating whore. Then all her friends will feel sorry for you, and you'll get all that pity sex. Post her nudes, and you'll never win nothing. In fact people will just sympathize and it will ruin future chances because fuck me if girls don't talk and do their research.
>>751957955
Keep telling yourself that niggerlord pathetic cock sucker motherfucker piece of shit go choke on a cock and die
>>751944563
If this is real then just fucking ghost the cunt.
No explanation, block number, fedex her shit, and drop any contact.
Trust me, this is what will fuck her up the most.
>>751949666
GET
>>751957737
>>751958157
shit, never even noticed
>>751944563
OK /b/ro, here's the plan. Its a long ass drive, this is true but make it if you can. Show up at her parents house and get integrated, butter up her family and ask a tin of questions about her. One she is on their minds you can do two things. You can pull the high card and tell her that her family is wonderful and that she is an ugly shitbag (don't mention the tracker). Bring up her ex boyfriend and pretend as if you were bros and act as though he has gotten an std. Or third act say that you put the tracking on her phone to find it when its lost and run on the sound mid sex. The family then supports you and shuns their daughter. Boom.
>>751944563
Nothing worth salvaging really. She's lost respect for you. Move out, or just quit contacting her at all. Don't even give an explanation. Just move on, act like she died.
>>751944912
>implying a neighbour wouldn't shut it off within minutes
>>751958125
this
>>751944563
Swat the faggots, plant child porn on both of them, rape her family members, get creative you fucking pussy.
>>751944563
>>751958125
Yea, spend this time just removing her form your life. Block her on everything. This is the best move man.
>>751958549
Don't be a fucking retard you childish nigger cunt son of a bitch bastard dipshit.
>>751947519
Penny Brooks
>>751958559
Also upload pics of you at the club having a great time with some friends. Only do this, and with that just move on man
>>751958583
You probably still live with your parents you nonce cunt get cancer
>>751958326
This. No use investing time and energy into revenge. Get her out of your mind and your life. Moving on is the cure.
>>751958799
How's 9th grade you little shit? Have you gotten raped and stuffed into a locker like the little faggoty cum receptacle you clearly are?
>>751958863
>>751958863
Sounds like what your father does to you eh
Daddy making you dress up in your mom's dresses lmao fucking faggot end your pointless life.
>>751958973
That's a lot of projection there bucko. You crying as you type your "witty" responses remembering how your big fat jiggling sack of whale splooge father would creep into your room at night, slather his cock with lard, and then fuck your underage and confused asshole? And then he'd move onto your brother while you just sat there crying and wailing instead of doing anything about it you goddamn disappointment. Fucking die already. No one will miss you.
>>751945016
OP
DO THIS
>>751956133
One of the parties did give consent. It's Op's phone.
>>751944912
I'm fucking voting for this, holy fuck.
>>751959150
Exactly. If he's paying for the fucking thing he can do whatever the shit he wants with it and she's retarded for not knowing that that was a possibility. It's like loaning someone your car and not telling them there's a fucking camera in it then when they get caught fucking on camera they try to press charges.
>>751959085
>>751959383
>If he's paying for the fucking thing he can do whatever the shit he wants with it
Future wannabe middle manager cuck detected
>>751959443
Are you fucking retarded or just trolling?
>>751945316
>starting any post with "femanon here" as if it matters, kill yourself
>>751959603
>can't even greentext properly
Lurk for 2 years, newfag.
Record yourself fucking one of her friends and put it on the internet, then throw all her shit out and text her pictures of both.
>>751959383
Ya because you're both fucking idiots thinking that the law won't crush this guy. Go ahead RISK 5 years in jail getting fucked by bubba. You two honestly can't be that retarded.
>>751959723
There is no law being broken you retarded wannabe-lawyer-type dipshit.
>>751959150
Prison is full of idiots that think exactly like you.
>>751959784
MSpy is specifically built to monitor employees phone usage. It's also marketed to parents as a means of monitoring their children.
Are you suggesting that installing an app on a phone you own isn't legal? How would MSpy still be in business if it wasn't legal?
>>751944563
Thanksgiving is something MuriKKKans do. Your English is not.
>>751945783
>A cuck is somene who has a fetish
Dictionaries are your friends.
>>751959501
Are you a corporate authoritarian jackass or just playing one on the internet for pay?
>>751960121
>what are dual-use articles
It's not what, it's who.
>>751960454
gay means "to be happy"
You must be very gay.
>>751961454
So, the employees who use a phone that has MSpy on it, installed on a company phone by his employer, is protected by wiretapping laws?
Sex the guy she's cheating on you with or the other girl. Whatever floats your sinking ship of lunacy
>>751961683
Was there consent from the employee/gf?
If yes, then ok.
If no, then unlawful.
Are you always this stupid of a shitposter, or are you playing it up just to get into my pants?
>>751962085
It isn't necessary for the employee to give consent. The employee doesn't own the phone.
>>751944563
Bring a gun, kill them both pussy
Are you white?
I would imagine that most of the more violent replies are white males. More conservative or libertarian than most. I'd bet money on it.
>>751962180
>muh ownership is an absolute right of rule
Sadly, you're actually right. https://www.hrexaminer.com/employee-privacy-what-can-employers-monitor/
>>751945083
What part of new York. If Suffolk county I'll buy you a drink
