What are moves in fighting games that could work in real life?
>>751940494
spinning bird kick and yoga gale
>>751940494
I'll never not laugh at the clones bursting out of the closet at the end of the webm.
>>751940494
I never understood this, is it a skit?
Why do 3 clones come barging out at the exact moment the white dude forfeits his manhood
>>751940496
finally, a documented matrix glitch
>>751940494
I don't know what's worst, big boy trying really bad kicks
Or the black guys weird ass haymaker clothesline move.
The fuck is going on here.
>>751940497
>>751940496
It looks like they are at job Corp.
They make you wear Brown pants a grey polo shirts in the soft vocations. The black kid looks like he's in a hard vocation like cement or construction
>>751940499
>The fuck is going on here.
Upstanding, eloquent, intelligent, just and mature, black gentleman was accosted by a racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic, Nazi, KKK, low IQ, inbred, Cletus named WHITE MALE when he stepped on his shoe and so the black gentleman had to have him check his privilege
>>751940496
lol
>>751940494
That's what fights work in competitive fighting games too. Have you even played one?
>>751940496
Just like a 2D beat 'em up
>>751940494
>a nigger beating an autistic white kid
whatever
>>751940503
>Fighters dance around and make no clean hits
Oh most certainly
>>751940505
whites dont have black hair
I hear jabs are good in a fight
>>751940494
why do black people punch like that?
it is a very inefficient swing
>>751940509
no training
>>751940509
most nofighters just trade haymakers until someone gets hit in the side of the head and get knocked out
>>751940509
Most of these fights are won through pure nig-force or sucker punches rather than any fighting competence
>>751940509
Gorilla swing
CQC
>>751940512
This.
That fucking nigger can't appreciate the form of the superior white fighter so he has to resort to sucker haymaker punching the guy in order to score a win.
Fucking niggers.
>>751940509
Most people inexperienced in actual fighting techniques pretty much just throw haymakers with as much force behind them as possible.
>>751940511
>>751940512
You faggots have been watching too much mma. You have no clue what's going on in the webm.
>>751940494
Zangief's red cyclone
>>751940494
Which of his kicks is the funniest? I'd say the third one.
PK FIRE
>>751940515
hes not white
>>751940494
Why is Jeff Gerstman fighting?
>>751940521
Uh sweety, then explain >>751940501
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When in doubt, dragon punch.
>>751940519
It's the buildup that makes that one the funniest, to be fair
>>751940523
whites are the most tolerant race
i wish we werent
>>751940494
the big guy would make an adequate ballerina
someone post teh flying helicopter girlz gif
>>751940526
So he is a FUCKING WHITE MALE then?
Why you gotta lie to me, sweety?
>>751940524
>not the much superior tiger uppercut
>>751940529
your mom is a white male
>>751940519
The hang time really helps it. If you cut out the other dude swinging you'd be able to convince me the guy was just trying to dance
>>751940531
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF WHITE """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""MEN"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>751940519
>third one
Easily. Slow, no impact, no balance. Wide open for a grab or a sweep
>>751940509
It's more efficient than you think.
Your lizard brain wants you to smash someone hard. So it involves more muscles to do it. An overhead smash will engage your whole arm and your back muscles. This is why, for example, in sword fighting, most attacks are overhead and diagonal.
A wide swing like that in the webm engages the hip and the back of the shoulder in such a way to make a slingshot effect. Loading the strike, and releasing the tension all at once to slam your hand into someone.
The black kid couples that with a step-in, which engages the leg and hip muscles.
And that's how you make a knockout punch happen.
So it is efficient, but only on the untrained level of fighting. The kid doing the dumbass kicks was miming shit from movies and games with no attention to the underpinnings of how a martial art works. (distance control, situational awareness, etc)
>>751940509
Looks like a 13 year old kid, I doubt he's had training and lessons on how to punch properly, he still did better than the other kid trying to do anime spin kicks
>>751940525
It's like, what the hell was he even trying to do?
>>751940494
>enemy can summon underlings in low health
>>751940509
>tfw nigger didn't strike the white boy's pressure points with pinpoint accuracy as to have his body shut arch back until he snaps his spine
Fucking savages.
>>751940537
I'm pretty sure that would've killed that kid if he hadn't been wearing that helmet.
Holy shit, that was a helluva kick.
>>751940494
The CQC from Metal Gear would work out pretty fine.
>>751940509
Technique doesn't count for very much in a fight.
We have weight classes for a reason.
>>751940535
Nice sword autism anon but the nigress fails to not only keep his feet planted but whiffs the target and doesn't deliver a knockout blow.
Raising Taco never failed me in a fight.
>>751940544
Is he okay?
what games let me remove kebab, /v/?
>>751940543
>steps in
>hand hits kid in side/back of head
>kid falls over his leg, which must be planted firmly, otherwise he'd go down to
>kid goes down like a sack of potatos
>but anon replies with nigger and autism, both of which add no value to his post
>>751940537
>bows before falling
What a gentleman
>>751940546
I don't watch much fighting but isn't that ref man supposed to stop the killing?
>>751940549
yes, and that's wrestling not fighting. I don't think the aim is to KO your opponent.
>>751940548
fucking kek
>>751940550
Isn't wrestling a type of fighting?
>>751940552
It's a type of homosex
>>751940506
I think he meant that the dumb dancy, elaborate moves leave you open for basic inputs.
>>751940537
Man that dudes kick sucked, was slow as constipated shit and left him wide open. How do these two even end up fighting? They're on completely different levels.
>>751940548
You motherfucker.
>>751940548
>>751940546
Did he died?
>>751940537
>gets knocked out
>still manages to bow, thanking opponent for a good match, before dropping
The true winner
>>751940547
Again, nice sword autism but watch the footage. The punch fails to connect with the head entirely, wrapping around fat kids neck. Despite putting all his weight behind it nigs quick thinking turns it into a sweep which is easily executed because fat has no feet but nigs feet aren't planted properly and stumbles at the end.
>>751940548
super kek
>>751940494
>>751940517
>autistic kid does a spinning kick and then gets nuked by a nigger
pretty easy to discern, never talk to me in that tone again faggot.
>>751940562
How do you win?
>>751940542
You're completely insane and have no fucking clue what you're talking about.
Look up Royce Gracie.
>>751940509
That's how untrained people fight
>>751940566
>ufc
>it's clearly just boxing
What is going on
>>751940562
Does a coin flip indicate who is the top or bottom?
>>751940494
>not following it up with the people's elbow
>this entire thread
>>751940567
Do you live under a rock?
>>751940566
Potato was a retard for trying to sell a second fight. He was completely outclassed and failed to show the crowd that he had a KO punch in him.
>>751940499
The white kid is actually retarded.
>>751940572
Yes?
Got just the game for you op
>>751940574
>whites are retarded
Tell us something we don't know
>>751940570
OK this post redeemed the thread
>>751940566
some alright dodges despite being all fucked up from that first punch
>>751940573
>completely outclassed
Made for a better fight and hit Mayweather about the same amount of times as Pacqiao. Conor looked like a warrior out there, not a boxer.
>>751940575
>mick mcpotato made 200 million dollars for pretending to be a professional boxer's punching bag
>>751940578
There's a video about this, even they did this to a gang and one of those guys used a gun to threaten them but they never noticed because the guy run when they removed their clothes.
>>751940570
>just get gay, try kissin them, i dont like it, but it works
>>751940564
You cum last.
>>751940580
>Warrior
>>751940507
get a load of this guy
black hair in white people is the best phenotype
>>751940583
>>751940585
Yeah. Went out there and fought, not boxed. It's why everyone knows that Floyd dies in a MMA fight, he's not a fighter, he's a boxer.
>>751940585
hahahahaha what the fuck
>>751940494
All I can see is some fine white gentlemen practicing his dancing skill getting injured by a wild monkey.
>>751940587
>tfw you will never cuddle with Felix
And i'm not even homo, what the fuck!
>>751940589
it was a jab he didnt expect to land
![EC0C1EF0338216C374873EE8048BF406CE994158[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YHdHmD0.jpg "EC0C1EF0338216C374873EE8048BF406CE994158[1].jpg")
>>751940546
SERBIA YES
>>751940572
>I can't believe these guys on a video game board dont know everything about my normie sports
Keep posting your literal whos I guess
>>751940546
Is that blue cube they throw in supposed to mean something?
>>751940548
>>751940592
This unironically
A lot of jabs are borderline lovetaps meant to provoke a response
He probably didn't expect him to not react to it so he didn't put much force into it
>>751940494
any boxing game i guess,except punch out for obviuos reasons,especially the wii version
>>751940588
>>751940595
its meant to signify he's probably lost too much brain function to solve a rubiks cube anymore
>>751940514
My brothers and I once tested CQC on each other. Took some practice, but we were able to throw each other to the ground pretty well.
>>751940546
>turkey in the lead
>blyat retard serb doesnt even understand sport
>goes to strangle the opponent
>loses
why are serbs the most retarded race on earth?
>>751940594
>Literally two of the biggest athletes in the last decade (one of them is the GOAT)
>literally whos
not that guy but kys
>>751940580
It was more entertaining for the spectacle of McGregor challenging boxing perhaps but he looked like a damn fool. Most of his scoring hits were light jabs, kept trying to grapple and strike the back of the head, got tired out early and his opponent humoured him for the rest of the fight. He was completely outclassed. The fight went completely as I expected it to go except for McGregor not showing he had a killing blow. That was the biggest disappointment.
>>751940581
Also this. No illusions here.
>>751940601
>fatty
>too small shirt
>mini vest
The 3rd kick looked like it had a lot of active hitbox frames, but he got punished because it has too much end lag.
>>751940609
>Not knowing Seph-sama
>how to spot gaf-baby
>>751940605
This is positively hilarious
Try this technique next timeyou're in front of a girl you like, it's bound to get their attention and impress them.
>>751940558
No.
>>751940555
>left him wide open
That's TKD in a nutshell. It's a joke.
>>751940494
Everything in Def Jam FFNYGood luck pulling off blazin' moves unless you're a gymnist
>>751940601
You know I'd be kind of impressed if he managed to drill a tree somehow.
>CTRL + F wavedash
>0
>>751940595
It's to challenge the ref's ruling.
better watch out, bitch
>>751940494
I literally just saw this thread on /v/.
What the fuck
SRK,SBK,SPD, sweeps, German Suplex, parrying, heinhokyaku,Koi build upper,shipuuken ,jet upper,And a bunch of moves in VF.
>>751940605
sauce ?
>>751940579
He literally dodged one punch
>>751940605
U should see what happens when he triedpulling that shit against Marco Antonio barrera lol
>>751940603
untwist your panties, its one turk less in the world. blyat serb did us a favor
>>751940576
why is bobby hill in this comic?
>>751940494
those fucking clones coming out the door at the end
>>751940607
Don't call it a fight, boxing is toddler shit. Sport will be dead in a decade and only seen during the olympics. Mad props to connor to control his reptile brain from strangling the nigger
hadouken
>>751940562
Ah the old "Turkish prostate pulverizer"
>>751943759
>Marco Antonio barrera
I was only 12 at the time but still remember the "prince" naseem getting a royal fucking beat down so glad that smug little ass got a woopin
>>751940570
ive watched this webm at least 100 times over the yrs and just noticed this was taped across the carson mall in cali,
>>751940580
Do you even know what you were watching? Not one thing happened in that fight that Maywether didnt want to happen. I suppose you believe Forman had Ali on the ropes in Zaire.
That better fight that you were watching was Maywether allowing, encouraging and baiting Connor into punching himself out.
It was like watching a child boxing his father.
>>751940613
hmm never knew spoiler bar worked in on /b/
>>751940548
Lost.
Punch a fucker in the throat
>>751944876
Put Mayweather in a UFC match against McGregor and see how long he lasts.
Protip: it won't be 10 rounds.
>>751944876
more like child boxing another child with children cheering afterwards. boxing is wwe with less danger
>>751945535
Try it.
Go to a boxing gym find a guy thats it been doing it for a year. Then hop in the ring with him. Enjoy the ammonia capsule.
You sound like the clueless people that say jiu jitsu is just a bunch of guys hugging.
>>751940548
was this thread moved from /v/? is that why the [spoiler]spoiler works?[/spoiler]
I will do this to someone one day, even if i have to talk them into letting me
>>751940546
just man handled that noob
>>751940603
that retard serb won that fight and advanced to the next round. I'm pretty sure he understands the sport well.
>>751944225
McNuthuggers invading every board now...
>>751940566
Fuck me look at Mayweather's head it's fucking stable as fuck like when you grab a chicken and move it and it's head stays in the same place but he's delivering ungodly blows on MCGREGOR of all people. Slomo really lets me appreciate what these people do. 19 secs Mayweather almost asks the ref if it's ok to whale on the bastard.
>>751948049
>McNuthuggers
wha m8
>>751940549
Looked like legits holds, but he was maintaining a choke hold the entire time he was maneuvering, cutting off oxygen to his opponent's brain. It was hard to see because of the positioning.
>>751940589
mcg is known for faking people into thinking he's out or range. He barely was, and he didn't think he would hit. It was more of a tap anyway.
>>751940601
I can't watch this without hearing banjos
>>751941487
He pulled it off in a fight.
>>751940494
Futbol. Chicano mexican American piece of shot.
>>751940605
Marco Barreras absolutely destroyed this sand nigger. It was glorious.
