FBI just ceased your computer What did they find?
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FBI just ceased your computer
What did they find?
>>751896457
My computer doesnt work, Im saving for a new one
500gb of torrent'd 18+ porn, I should be fine
>>751896652
Streaming is free nigga
>>751896645
Ok, they got your computer cellphone
What did they find?
>>751896457
Siezed - Learn to spell mutherfucker
>>751896771
Learn to answer the question bitch
>>751896457
Pictures of poo poo
>>751896702
I started the collection over 10years ago, it's more of a cant find that shit anymore. Mostly stream now.
>>751896756
A copy of world of warcraft, microsoft office pack, and a couple tv shows are on the bricked computer.
On my phone Ive just got the normal stuff. Some podcasts, a few photos of my dick, and a wow armory app.
Speaking of, asus rog gl703vd any good?
First thing they would notice is my sexy custom water loop
>>751896932
If it's legal
Upload to pornhub
A shit ton of furry porn
Windows 98
>>751897087
You and me both anon
>>751896457
lots of porn and some vidya games
All my games.
>>751897103
LINUX IS FREE
INSTALL GENTOO
loli... All the loli,..
>>751896457
Almost everyone has illegal shit on their computers that they don't even know about.
FBI takes my laptops, and then offers me a job.
>>751896457
Why are pcs essentially the same thing for over 20 years now?
>>751896457
a shit load of random 0s and 1s with no discernible pattern
>>751896457
>What did they find?
A fully encrypted system.
>>751897175
Sucks to be you
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_status_of_drawn_pornography_depicting_minors
Meatspin.com homepage
Got 'em
>>751897239
Make them do something
After days of stalling I will reveal the password to my encrypted partition just so that they too can enjoy my 20+ gigs of furry smut.
>>751897087
Same tho
>>751897251
Tutorial
Please
About 900usd in mined Ethereum
They found that I use the word Seized not ceased when shitposting. Autistic fuck
>>751897488
>Seized
Seized makes me think of a engine failure more than anything.
>>751896457
>Codes for the Zion mainframe
Windows not genuine, I'm fucked boys
>>751897686
>Zion mainframe
>>751897819
Say you're a college student
or better yet
INSTALL LINUX NORMIE
>>751897916
>Linux
Tried WineHQ, not going there again. I would consider dual booting with Linux for certain things but that's about it.
>>751898143
Just use Ubuntu MATE
Dam nigga
>>751897123
Hi.
>>751896457
Depends on which computer...
this
>>751898360
Hello
>>751896457
800000 edited variations of goatse, and they have to go through and look at each and every one of them
>>751898385
List them
>>751898424
Kek'd and booked marked
Thanks anon
>>751898432
-Home office
-Homework computer
-work computer
-Porn computer
-Home server
>>751898595
I mean the stuff they would find on each
Nice home network
All my hobby files of writing, scanned art, and papermodels going back to 1994.
A hundred GB of sorted porn images, that worrisome directory "teen".
A few weeks worth of pirated movies, and episodes.
Saved message board threads, humor images, troll images, etc.
All of this also on back up harddrives (the reason I still have stuff from 1994).
The computer is encrypted, the harddrives are not protected but hidden.
Too bad I've never done anything to get raided.
>>751898698
On each one???
That's a lot of shit, anon.
>>751896702
Not for long
Nothing. All my files are encrypted with MD5.
>>751897686
My nigga
A computer
>>751896881
logg me up
>>751898982
Just list them all
>>751898926
Understands
>>751899047
>MD5
Cake walk for NSA
>>751899047
>>751899625
NSA is legal hackers
FBI can't get into a iphone though
LMAO xD
>>751899498
...
Home Office:
-Windows 8
-Firefox
-ispy program
Homework computer:
Windows 7
-Autodesk Suite
-Microsoft Office 360
-Adobe Suite
-On Center Estimator
-ispy program
Work computer:
Windows 10
Microsoft Office 360
Porn Computer:
???????????
Home server:
300 movies
10000 songs
10000000 pictures
>>751896457
>FBI just ceased your computer
>What did they find?
> Be in college
> Be into CP
> Feds knock on door and serve warrant
> frownyface.gif
> spend more on attorneys than I spent on college
> get convicted anyway
> multiple years in club fed
Not worth it. If I got raided now they would be very disappointed, I ain't got nothin'.
>>751900323
Same
>>751900485
Sorry you went through that shit. Getting V& sucked. :(
About 500GB of this image over and over.
>>751896457
Spicy memes
Gazillions of them
>>751896457
>What did they find?
Not much. Why? You have shit on your computer you wouldn't want found by cops?
A bunch of normie stuff and a 3TB encrypted partition.
>>751900323
>>751900485
>>751900560
I'm glad I report pedo's like you
>>751896457
memes
>>751896457
>ceased
Well if it was yours they didn't find any coherent English
>>751900648
KYS
>>751900560
Yep. I just turned 18. 10 years probation which got violated because I got my girlfriend knocked up. 17 months DOC... BUT life is great now... 21 years later...
>>751896457
https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS697US697&ei=QOYXWv7PIZi2jwOekafIBQ&q=ceased&oq=ceaseed&gs_l=psy-ab.1.0.0i10k1l10.6505.6627.0.7544.2.2.0.0.0.0.63.119.2.2.0....0...1c.1.64.psy-ab..0.2.117....0.MknBfYMY8ZA
You fucking retard
>>751896457
nothing illegal
just a ton of furfaggot porn
>>751900657
>pedos
Okay retard
Bunch of video game saves and some artwork. I don't save porn anymore. I barely even watch it anymore. Made up shit in my head works way better.
>>751900768
see
http://www.dictionary.com/
also see
>>751900712
for an answer to the question
>>751896457
Nothing because I have a password
>>751900657
LOL, you probably think that makes you hardcore or edgy, when in fact it proves that you are a cucked loser who blindly does whatever the government says.
>>751900657
oH nO!?!? MR Sp00Kee HaKCerMAn HiMsELf!!!!!111!
>>751900796
See
>>751900323
This fucker literally said CP
If that's not a pedo I don't know what is
>>751900843
Is it password?
>>751900734
No, you!
>>751900878
>edgily calls out dude for try to be edgy
>>751900881
>>751900899
You are an idiot.
>>751897916
Youre the kind of cunt that would wear shorts when its snowing just to be different.
OUT. NOW.
>>751900761
21 years ago? LOL, we might have done time together if you had done federal time. (I was BOP, not DOC)
>>751900951
S H O O K E S H
>>751900899
cheese pizza
>>751900951
Ooooh, I saw that on Mr. Robot. That's some legit shit.
>>751900899
>This fucker literally said CP
>If that's not a pedo I don't know what is
He was just correcting your incorrect punctuation.
>>751900980
Yep. Never doing that shit again.
>>751900958
Explain
You look at CP you are a pedo
No excuses
>>751900978
**you're**
>>751901039
>Yep. Never doing that shit again.
Yeah, the conviction certainly had that effect. Never fucking again!
>>751901025
It actually is
Got it installed on my Dell
>>751900922
I'm not telling you.
>>751901040
Uh Oh!!!
Mr scary anon is DeMAindiN ahn ExpLuRNooSHun!!!!!!
>>751900761
>probation which got violated because I got my girlfriend knocked up
what the fuck kind of probation forbids you from having sex or making babies?
>>751900761
>which got violated because I got my girlfriend knocked up. 17 months DOC..
Because you knocked up your gf??
>>751897168
Go back 2 /g/
>>751901040
You are an uneducated nitwit.
>>751901124
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2017/01/16/worlds-common-passwords-revealed-using/
>>751900323
newfag detected
>>751901040
nobody takes you seriously
Memes, electronic schematics of guitar pedals, source code for my old game that never got anywhere, my steam library.
>>751901130
Sex offender probation
>>751901159
Well explain
>>751901141
Yep. Not allowed to have sex.
>>751897168
no thanks
I choose not autism
>>751901188
Then explain
Please
>>751896457
>>751901206
You should get a dictionary.
>>751901255
>Labels everything for the cops
>>751896756
not the same guy, but also broken PC over 14K images of a mixture between lolis, porn, rekt, furry, shota, traps and memes basically your average /b/ day
>>751901040
20+ years ago when i last looked at it, it was because i liked girls my own age. children themselves are specifically excluded from a diagnosis of pedophilia
plus anyone who's been on /b/ a while has broken CP laws by doing nothing more than loading the front page at the wrong time.
>>751901312
And you're defending pedophilia
500 GB of Woodman Casting porn (in 720p)
>>751901329
>plus anyone who's been on /b/ a while has broken CP laws by doing nothing more than loading the front page at the wrong time.
unrelated my f5 key is broken.
>>751901362
do you have any rope?
>>751901362
I don't think you know what pedophilia is you retard.
>>751901362
On /b/? You must be mistaken.
>>751901329
>>751901392
The CP shit is true
But you still shouldn't own that shit, it's sick
>>751901415
>>751901243
you are on 4chan, acting like some authority on the subject matter of policing pedophilia, which nobody gives a shit about, and then you have the bloated ego to then do this shit where you demand explanations as if other people answer to you.
You are so fucking sad and pathetic, and nobody takes you seriously
>>751896457
Nothing interesting, I deleted my porn folder a while ago because most of the images were downloaded from here and I was worried some of them might not be so kosher. Otherwise I just have games, a few pirated movies, and a shit ton of memes.
>>751901444
>telling people on the internet what they should and should not have
KYS
>>751896457
Illegally downloaded music
How fucked am I?
>>751901443
>>751901420
>>751901415
>>751901392
>>751901329
>>751901312
>>751901264
https://youtu.be/k-Fx6P7d21o
>>751901362
No, I'm asking some asshat on the internet to quit spewing self righteous bullshit
>>751896457
Nothing to fret over. Just the project files for all of my shitty music and few harmless images
https://soundcloud.com/whooutsmartswhom
>>751896457
trap,shemale,twinks,memes,
>>751901559
HOLY CRAP DUDE, YOU NEED TO FIND A FUCKING HOBBY! (preferably one that doesn't involve pedophiles)
A hidden dildo.
>>751901486
And you jack off to kids
>>751901636
Moralfag pls go
>>751901560
Quit looking at pedophilia and I won't report you to the FBI
simple
>>751901444
a 12 year old with pictures of other 12 year olds is sick?
>>751901636
>you know what people jack off too.
>>751901617
I fucking hate pedo's
Someone has to report them to the FBI
>>751896457
>I don`t like the idea of "multiculturalism", this meaning you have to invade every single white country with niggers and stuff
>fuck communism
>pictures of naked ladies that`s the only porn I consume, I don`t want porn videos.
>all my personal info
>>751901750
YES!!!
>>751901710
>Quit looking at pedophilia
Nigga you best be trolling.
>>751897212
are you retarded?
>>751901636
I don't, I'm not with the whole pedophile thing. But unlike your arrogant ass I realize that there's nothing I can do, and instead of inserting myself (heh) unnecessarily into an issue where I can have no positive impact all for the feeling that I have done the right thing , I leave it to the rest of the world.
You are an arrogant, edgy, pathetic, whiny bitch acting like your voice is inherently more meaningful on this godforsaken website because of some inflated ego and self righteous facade.
Grow the fuck up, nobody gives a shit about what you say
Hundreds of erotic photos of OP's sister.
>>751901812
that's just plain retarded.
let's jail all the 5 year olds playing doctor too right
>>751901831
I'm not
I've seen the sick shit people post on "No rules" kiks
10 year old getting cummed on, and that shit is sick and needs to be stopped
>>751901766
you can't and you won't
>>751897819
>>751901904
it amazes me that people think kik doesn't log everything and turn over your IP to any cop that asks.
always just assumed those rooms were honeypots, like p2p became
>>751901943
I have and will
>>751901904
You are in the wrong corner of the internet, bub.
You took a wrong turn somewhere...
You're lost...
>>751896457
The spiciest of memes.
>>751901636
>And you jack off to kids
So what?
>>751901976
thank you sir, you did me a good chuckling
>>751901855
He has a point. Sure, they've gotten faster, but the shit's pretty much the same. Keyboard, mouse, monitor and a box with the guts. For non-gamers, a 20-year-old computer could probably do everything they wanted.
>>751901980
Check for yourself
Just report that shit
>>751896457
>tfw college poorfag but i don't have to even pirate windows because uni gives it to me for free along other programs
I'm good, sucks for the NEETs though
>>751902012
You sick piece of shit
I hope the feds catch you
>>751900878
Pedo supporter or pedo them self
>>751901766
>I fucking hate pedo's
>Someone has to report them to the FBI
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reaction_formation
>>751902031
>>751902076
?Por que no los dos?
>>751902076
>>751902075
>>751902031
>>751901976
Who molested you ya lil faggot?
Nice try fbi fags
>>751902075
>You sick piece of shit
>I hope the feds catch you
They did. Now I just wank to legal pictures of little girls I find on sites like Flickr and Instagram.
Do you feel better now?
>>751902138
No one
I just hate the fact that someone would do that to a helpless child
>>751902031
dude, I'm with you on that, I hope the feds catch him too.
But telling him that doesn't do shit. It makes you look like an asshat. Grow up, let the FBI do their jobs, and if you can do something, don't make a big deal about it. You do the right thing cuz its the right thing not because you can brag about it on the internet
>>751902181
Not till you stop looking at that shit
>>751902181
Kek
>>751902138
Nobody. Better question. Why do you rape children
>>751902181
>>751902232
Go to bed, it's way past your bed time kiddo.
>>751902219
Finally, some one who understands
Yeah, I guess you're right
I just hate sick fucks like that
>>751902260
FUCKIN CHILL MY DUDE!!!!
>>751902260
I have never raped any children. Kek
>>751902232
>Not till you stop looking at that shit
You want me to stop looking at 100% legal photos? Why?
>>751902318
Not this guy>>751902260
but there are some sick shits that do that on this website
>>751902308
also I'm willing to bet you didn't stumble into a giant nest of pedos, and that you might just be getting trolled by at least some of the dudes here
>>751902260
Go back to facebook faggot.
>>751902335
Because jacking off to kids is wrong and you know it
Seek counseling but don't feed your habit
look at me. I am Mr Self Declared internet pedophile. Give me Thine aTTeNsuhN
>>751902377
You'll be surprised buddy
When mods sleep, the asshole of the Internet shits more and smells worse
/thread
>>751902383
Keep jacking off to kids.
>>751902532
I'm jacking off to you right now.
>>751902587
Go on
>>751902587
Better than a kid
>>751902673
Agreed anon
>>751902377
wait someone thinks /b/ isn't a giant nest of pedos?
god damn fucking normalfags ruined this place
>>751902422
>Because jacking off to kids is wrong and you know it
Molesting kids is certianly wrong. Consuming child pornography is arguably wrong.
But what the fuck is wrong to jacking off to legally produced photos of anything? Nobody was hurt in their production, nobody can be hurt by the way people view them.
>Seek counseling but don't feed your habit
Spent three years in counseling. It was good for me, but I still prefer to jack off to pictures of little girl. I cum harder.
>>751902697
so much this
>>751902673
I'm imagining you when you were a kid... and your uncle wouldn't stop rubbing your shoulders. You knew it wasn't right... He got so hard... I'm imagining you getting extra attention from your band teacher. He loved seeing you sitting there.
>>751902697
This.
>>751902138
If he's from Essex and around 50 could be me.
>>751896771
Seized*, you fucking moron.
>>751896457
Shit they know I did all those edits of Hilary nude with pictures of me fucking her.
>>751902260
I'm a catholic priest. Why else would I sign up?
>>751902713
ah so legally produced is the burden eh? CP production was legal for a number of years in denmark; color climax in particular legally produced a large amount of commercial grade (for the time, this was the 70s) CP. since that was produced legally, can we look at that?
also, nudity is not pornography. photographs of naturists doing every day, non-sexual activities in non-sexual poses, are legal, even if the people photographed nude are children.
>>751902713
Sigh
Fine, but stories of kids asking where their friend is when law enforcement knows that kid was rapped and killed and them not being able to respond is horrific
I actually do feel bad for pedo's too
They're forced to be attracted to children and exiled for that
It's when a person acts on that urge and harms a child that all sympathy flies out the window for me
So no shit I wanna stop them
>>751896457
An giant ramdisk that got pretty useless after they took it off the power.
Also all my snuff stuff is in an pc not attached to any kind of communication. Only usb for getting stuff on it.
Hdd is barely big enough to fit the os
>>751896457
>FBI just ceased your computer
>What did they find?
Handful of faeces in the box and a few free programs.
>>751902713
What about molesting the pictures?
>>751902953
if they HARM a child sure. but sex isn't inherently harmful. the harm to children when no force, coercion, or manipulation is used is strongly debated in scientific literature, with all the actual evidence pointing to 'nope' and the argument being 'OMG YES!!!! FUCK STATISTICS!!"
>>751902933
I think you are arguing against the wrong person.
It's illegal to possess CP. I don't possess any. I jack it to totally legal clothed pictures of little girls which I download from Flickr or instagram. These photographs are legal in every jurisdiction in the world, because they aren't CP.
>>751903073
>It's illegal to possess CP.
How can an image -- any image -- be illegal?
COME MR TALIBAN TALLY ME BANANAS
>>751903073
but legal to possess is a different argument from legally produced, when you're talking about what's ethically ok vs. legally ok
and even when you're talking about legally ok, that's why i pointed to nudism. you can get legally produced, currently legal to possess (in the US at least) pictures of naked children, provided they're nonsexual.
>>751903072
Sex isn't harmful?
Rape isn't a thing too
Maybe you should explain this to the FBI, I'm sure they'll listen
>>751896457
So
Much
Zoo
>>751897433
www.google.com
>>751903072
Actuall FBI phone number
(972) 559-5000
Tell the guys that seek dead and traumatized kids that it's all in the kids imagination
>>751903179
rape is wrong, at any age.
but sex without rape? how does it magically *become* harmful solely on the basis of person x is age a, and person y is age b? it doesn't. other factors determine the level of harm, and are independent of age. it is *always* wrong to use force, even if the girl is 20.
and i'm perfectly free to disagree with the law. i'll follow it so i don't get punished, but no one is bound to agree with any law
>>751903210
Go on
How do I use this "Google"
>>751903132
HERE I CUM AND I WANT TO GO HOME
>>751903322
See
>>751903270
You sick fuck
>>751903270
hows about you tell kids that aren't traumatized that they damn well should be, because that's what i say the outcome should be, and fuck you if you enjoyed, i'm going to pound it into your head that you didn't until you believe you're a victim and become traumatized
>>751902953
>stories of kids asking where their friend is when law enforcement knows that kid was rapped and killed and them not being able to respond is horrific
I haven't heard of this but it does indeed sound horrific.
>I actually do feel bad for pedo's too
>They're forced to be attracted to children and exiled for that
In wouldn't say I am "forced" to be a pedo, I just *am" like you aren't forced to be attracted to people of the age and gender you prefer, that's just what you like. Different taste/preference. Infoorn, and comletely uncontrollable..
It does indeed suck to be primarily attracted to underage girls. I know I'll never be able to fulfill my sexual desires. (I'm not a rapist, so I would never touch a child for my own sexual gratification.)
>It's when a person acts on that urge and harms a child that all sympathy flies out the window for me
>So no shit I wanna stop them
OK, so now you are talking about child molestors / rapists, not pedophiles.
FWIW, when I was the age at which I downloaded CP and got V&, I also taught kids sports. I did call CPS once to anonymously report a case of suspected molestation. So it is fair to say I also want to stop molestors. I just distinguish molestors from pedophiles.
>>751897686
Jokes on them I already cut the hardline
>>751903383
I hope they lock you up
Pedo's have it the worse in prison
Enjoy Bubba's dick
>>751903435
yeah we don't lock people up for arguing against laws, only for breaking them.
doubly so when there's a solid scientific basis for the argument.
your reply is the basic level of discourse on the subject though; nothing but vulgar ad hominen because you can't counter the argument in any way other than 'omg that's wrong because i say so'
>>751903005
>What about molesting the pictures?
Oh, yeah, baby! Rape that A4 loli printout!
>>751903390
You're encoring and sporting it when you see that shit
Whether or not you are against it
https://youtu.be/40BPwsmFGGk
>>751903198
>So
>Much
>Zoo
pls share
>>751903513
Scientific basis?
You live in America dumbass
and pedo science isn't science
>>751903322
>sex without rape? how does it magically *become* harmful solely on the basis of person x is age a, and person y is age b?
Conservatives use demonizing of normal sexual activities as a way to make people feel guilty about their thoughts and therefore control the populous. This is generally done though religious organizations, shaming people for normal thoughts.
>>751903390
https://youtu.be/NYUZm5GH9i4
>>751903577
I came
Many GB of obese women.
>>751903735
Fucked up even by /b/ standards
>>751903725
Mmmm...
>>751903631
yes and in america, you go to jail for breaking the law, not debating the merits of a law.
and i'm talking about peer-reviewed literature in serious psych journals, it is science. it's been challenged, debated, criticized, then replicated, then replicated again, all of it the subject of review, and the principle stands.
>>751903698
like the liberals aren't 100% as bad about that, except they don't use religion and worry about slightly different things. though hating pedos is completely bipartisan.
>>751903577
>You're encoring and sporting it when you see that shit
When I see legal pictures on flickr what exactly am I "encoring and sporting?
>>751903816
I meant "real" CP
The guys that do that benefit when you see it
>>751896457
Moms spaghetti
>>751903975
Ravioli ravioli
>>751903876
>I meant "real" CP
>The guys that do that benefit when you see it
I'm no sure how they would benefit if I were to look at it. When I got V& I has only ever downloaded free images, I never paid for it. So I don't know how that would benefit anyone except myself.
But since getting V& I don't even do that. I download pictures from flickr or even online stores (girls in cute dresses or swimsuits), and jack it to that. I fail to see how this is harmful or beneficial to anyone except myself.
>>751896457
I'm not sure what they want with 5000 mods for GTA San Andreas that are a decade old [spoiler] That I keep forgetting to delete [/spoiler]
>>751904069
Pedo's sell that shit
even if they don't, you give them a audience
You wanna set yourself apart
Help catch scumbags that do that too kids
>>751896457
Some bullshit corrupt apps that don't actually work and shut the whole system down because my dumbass fiancè likes to install fucking toolbars from every spam post on Facebook that she can find. I've come home from a week long work thing and had three tool bars from ask jeeves and other bullshit. The damn thing took an hour to start up. I'd probably pay them to take it off my hands.
>>751904160
there's no more commercial cp in the first world, period. or so little it's statistically indistinguishable from none.
the thing is, these people are child abusers first and pornographers second. they're not abusing kids because of the likes, at absolutely best they're recording it for the likes. law enforcement should be properly directed at then using that production to find them, instead of dedicating 90% of it to busting people who've never touched a kid or paid a dime
>>751896457
Pics of lots and lots of huge hairy pussies, and the things that go in them.
>>751904160
Haha haha thanks officer loser.
>>751904375
I hope you're raped and people jack off to that video
>>751904488
because i think law enforcement should use all their resources finding people who actually abuse children instead of waste it on people that jack off to pictures they didn't support, made by people (rarely recently) that would be molesting kids anyway?
ok, but be aware your taking the pro-child molestation position here
100 GB of BBW porn
>>751896833
>When the FBI seized my computer it ceased to work and they were unable to find any contraband.
Asking a question involves the proper use of language.
Failure to properly use language is automatic consent to any form of abuse or correction by your readers.
You are now the official catamite of /b/...
>>751904645
Congrats
No one gives a shit
>>751900584
>>751897123
autism
A whole bunch of Vera crypt files.
>>751904699
You may not?
73 others apparently do or the thread could have simply been allowed to 404.
I love and trust the US government. There isn't anything illegal on my computer.
>>751904792
>use veracrypt
>on windows
>think 'haha my files are encrypted'
>forget to delete shell bags
>'your honor, these files names make his possession of CP a foregone conclusion'
>'defendant is to remain in custody until he produces unencrypted volumes'
how people who are just not quite clever enough actually wind up
Thousands of pictures of real frogs and toads
>>751896652
>torrent'd
Copyright infringement is a felony. You're going to the slammer, mate.
>>751906524
well i'm fucked then. 4TB of movies, 9TB of TV shows
A lot of programming work stuff.
A lot of other work stuff.
6 tranny porn vids.
More work stuff.
I should be fine.
>>751896457
That I needed a new one.
>>751896457
they found themselves in Tokyo.
the fuck?
>>751902898
>>751896702
the problem with streaming and "favourities" is that those sites eventually disappear. or worse, your ISP goes down. then you find yourself with dick in your hand and windows default background to fap to.
>>751903414
too late
>>751896457
Enough to make me flip on my boy and sing like a canary in spring.
>>751896457
>pepes, .gifs, cats
How fucked am I?
>>751896457
Not much. Some pirated games, some progs.
>>751896457
Nothing, because I hit the kill switch when they were coming through the door.
Whole thing turned into a giant electromagnet that scrambled everything so bad the hardware is irrecoverable.
>>751896457
Steam, BNet, a couple of associated games with each, Photoshop CS5trial (I know). Rest isn't on my computer but on a pair of NAS's.
>>751898411
Wait, how much of this?
they probably wouldn't be shocked by the 7 TB of movies & tv as much as the
>5 TB of pro wrestling.
>>751896457
1 Tb of porn, any categories + 2 folder of ass that i take around the world
on second hdd they will found w10 os and a bunch of eroge(rondo duo, sakura dungeon, cm3D2, Liru and stuff like that (about ~50Gb)
on ssd there are some document about Square Enix in 1998 about a beta version of FF9, never release out of the studios, really creepy shit trust me! I toke this file in early 2000 when i lived in japan using a '98 wME shitty pc. I steal data trough a ethernet cable creating a small web between square emix and my apartament...2 hours of hacking give me a chance to open main server and dump everything...if you want i can show you some stuff...
>>751909113
probably bs but if you truly have a beta of a ff game, goto the assemblergames forums. they will suck tour dick and treat you like a god if you share any info on that there.
>>751896457
Nothing
Mostly because I just got a new one where I haven't anything on yet.
If they seized the old one they would discover I'm a huge BBC sissy porn faggot
A single .txt file that says 'Whoever reads this is gay.' Checkmate FBI
>>751896457
a torrented copy of quake.
...what? im boring.
They would just find a buch of pictures of my favorite food.
Some gaymez N' stuff
>>751896457
*seized your computer
>>751909719
|LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I GET IT EGGS DEE XDXDXDXDXDXDDXDXDDXDXD
Fuck off to reddit.
>>751896652
something similar to this but instead of torrented I just download the shit straight from the sites.
also lotta godamn movies
>>751896457
a mercury and nail-grenade trap mounted to the inside panel. have fun adding that step to your data-retrieval and dismantle procedures, faggots.
I defrauded my employers company credit card for about $3000 AUD and the accountant caught on, I thought I was pretty smart except for the fact that I went through my protonmail emails and my personal emails and I had found 1 email where I paid for 'Gold Class Cinema' tickests ($98 AUD)
So there was evidence of me using the credit card, I was waiting for my employer to finaly catch up to me but they went straight to bank and claimed fraudulent spending beliving it was online criminals, Sure enough the fraudulent claims starting coming through my protonmail and I just thought it would catch up with me and paniced..
I was lying in bed and it hit me, Hardrives full of pornography no word of a lie about 10tb of porn, illeagly obtained, tons of pirated films and tv shows
Nothing came of it but before then I never though twice that those hard drives were incriminating
>>751902181
the plot thickens
>>751909857
What do you mean? I don't get it.
>>751896756
>computer cellphone
cant be both, pick one cunt.
A bunch load of private cringy shit
>>751903762
you deserve to go to jail more than anyone
>>751902879
Rekt
>>751897433
Google VeraCrypt it's easy
>>751896645
The fbi will fix it for free
>>751904590
Never have kids, please
>>751896457
>siezed
>>751910654
yes, people who want law enforcement to focus on arresting child molesters instead of viewers are obviously unfit parents. putting the welfare of children above enforcing thoughtcrime is so horrible...
>>751896457
inciting terrorism
inciting discrimination
inciting tax evasion
questioning holocaust numbers
break down of FED bank crimes against the public
2 terrabytes of wikileaks data
Questionable age of females on imagery
>summary execution at dusk im guessing
>>751896978
You play on us or eu servers?
I had my HDDs and SSD seized by the FBI this year for something retarded, I didn't even do anything, I was just involved with a bug on a website.
They gave my stuff back 2 weeks later and I haven't heard from them in like 7 months.
They said all kinds of lies, like I canceled services I didn't... and that I received the records of like 400+ people.
I lost all faith in this country after that.
Only stuff they would find that I wouldn't want them to see would be gfur.
>>751897256
At least you are not living in germany.
brightside of germany they allow sex with 13 year olds.
they changed the rules as a commendation to all the muslims
>>751910822
not all of those are actually illegal
>>751896457
Nothing that's the concept of an encrypted LVM
>>751896457
about 5Tb filled with encrypted data and hidden containers inside hidden containers.
>>751901792
you fapping kils your sex drive which allows you to be outbred by higher test shitskins as you never go outside and get laid.
>>751910945
if the girl looks underage and he can't prove she isn't, it's de facto illegal if they feel like it. they'll just get some expert to testify she can't possibly be 18, and he'll take a plea to avoid 20 years.
it was funny when they tried this once and the guy actually had proof, and the girl showed up in court right after the expert testified she was underage, with federal paperwork from the porn shoot the images were from and several ids
>>751911082
> Being this dumb.
>>751911136
>not having any argumentation.
>jew
kys
>>751911087
yeah, but still, that's the only one listed that could be serious trouble. "inciting discrimination" isn't a crime or Kim Davis would be in jail, "inciting terrorism" can mean many things but there's a lot covered by the First Amendment (you're probably safe unless you said something like "I'm going to blow up XXX Building on XXX date, this is a credible threat"), "inciting tax evasion" isn't even something that exists, "questioning holocaust numbers" is covered by the First Amendment, having access to whistleblower data isn't de facto illegal although if it's some of the really deep stuff you might get hassled. that leaves the "questionable age" thing and even that, a good lawyer might be able to get you off.
now it could be that this guy lives in a different country but we've already assumed that it's the FBI kicking in your door. presumably nobody's getting summarily executed at dusk, although maybe you'll spend some time in front of a judge.
>>751911264
Well... I shouldn't need to argue as most peoples refractory period is only 5-20 minutes. If yours is longer then that's a personal problem.
Unfinishes projects, dead dreams. And a whole lot of porn.
>>751910103
technically it is both
>>751910921
Wrong it's still 14 and that rule is from 1973 so it has actually nothing to do with muslims. Back to /pol/ troll. Also the SO can't be older than 21 or it is illegal again.
