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You're going to be ordering shit for black friday/cyber

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You're going to be ordering shit for black friday/cyber monday anyway.

Treat yo self to something random and roll that shit..
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>>751875237
Rrrrrr
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>>751875237
Yeah, I can order some shit. Why not.
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Bamp
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roll
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Jjjj
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>>751875408
enjoy your toy.
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Roll
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>>751875408
Oh, Nostalgia toy thing... Alright, guess I'm getting a Fidget Spinner. Those things are old enough to warrant nostalgia right?
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>>751875237
Rollll


>>751875237
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>>751875237
roll
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roll me dad
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>>751875724
if you've always wanted it, I'll allow it this one time.

I made this game, so my rules lol
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rollorino
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>>751875237
Rollmop
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>>751875237
roll it baby
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Rolling rolling rolling down the river
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>>751875237
Rollmops
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sure lol
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>>751875237
rrrrr
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>>751875237
JK rawlins
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rollin
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roll
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>>751875237
Ill roll
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Rolling for satan
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>>751876480
Awh man, more throwing knives!
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Roll
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Devil book
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>>751876346
Diddy Kong racing it is.
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Alrighty
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>>751876726
>implying I regularly watch TV
I think I'll try that again
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>>751876206

Fuck, I have no idea. Some Lego I guess.
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Black people don’t deserve rights
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Roll
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>>751875237
Rolling
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roll
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>>751875237
Rawling
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Idk what to get so...
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>>751875237
RRRRROLLLLLL
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>>751875237
SCREEEEEE
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>>751875237
I RLLY WANT DAT VAJANKLE
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>>751875237
father I crave egg of scramble
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>>751875237
Roll 4 pizza breberins
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roll
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>>751875237
Lol
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Rol
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>>751875237
Roll, why not
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>>751875237
The gays.
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role
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>>751880513
I was gonna order some anyway, nice
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>>751875237

waka waka
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Sex toy here I cum
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bizonga
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>>751875237

sexually-repressed anon hoping for a 91-98
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>>751881246
thanks mom, I always wanted an album from Boys Who Cry.
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>>751875237
roawl
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>>751875237
ye
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>>751875237
roll
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>>751881246
I own 3 fleshlights, two Tenga things, a vibrator and a cat nail-trimmer/grinder that recently went inside my asshole, I don't need to trick myself into buying this shit fag.

Tengas are better than fleshlights:
>cheaper
>more expendable
>best size for average dick
>wide variety of styles
>better sensation
some of them are washable. Don't get a throwaway, those are too cheap.
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Eyes.
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roll
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roll
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ok why not
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>>751875237
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OK dad
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>>751875237

you know what? okay.
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>>751881499
Thanks, anon. Can I have a hug while I've got you here?
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>>751881723

ill do it.
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Reroll, I have too many books
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>>751881781
Kms
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>>751881730
nah fam. I'll give you a link though, if you're legit looking for a good Tenga:
4chan is being a fag and thinks I'm spamming.

Search for Tenga Air Tech Reusable Vacuum Masturbation Cup, Regular

This thing is amazing. You can manipulate it to feel like a genuine fucking blowjob it's insane.

Your hand will be cramped beyond comprehension at first, but it's pretty worth it.
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Rol
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>>751875237
fukkan rollan
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keep rollin' rollin'
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roll
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>>751875237
rola
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Roll
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>>751875237
roll
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>>751875237
Rolly
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>>751882595
45

don't want an album, not really a musical guy.
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>>751882896
Why:(
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>>751875237

rollan'
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Roll
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rollio
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rollss
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>>751883001
I have memory loss and don't know what toys I wanted..
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Roll
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Fuck Black Friday. I'm a postal worker and when Amazon are busy they dump all their shit on us. Still rolling though, its payday.
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Roll
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>>751883413
A box of weeaboo crap it is.
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>>751875237
yes/
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>>751875237
Rill
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CHECK EM
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Row
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>>751883215

someone probably knows. sibling, parent, etc.

roll, but i'm probably not going to buy anything
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>>751875237
rolling
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>>751883215
get some classic Army Ants then.
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Roll
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>>751875237
Roll
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>>751883197
probably going with this for the lady
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Henry Rollins
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>>751884106
Had to google what this was but damn they look nice. I'll have to get some.
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el roll
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Roll out
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alrighty
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hell yeah
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roll
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got no money here in 3rd world
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>>751875237
Why not
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>>751875237
Rollin for whatever
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rolio
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>>751875237
Okie
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rerolio
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>>751885253
Sweet funny thing is I needed new headphones
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I mean I guess.. I am rich now so let's do it
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>>751875237
Roll for my wallet
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black friday bois
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My phones at 2% nigga
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Roll
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rol
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Roll
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R
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Rolly
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Roll
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>>751875237
sure why not
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rolling for buttplug. plan to get one anyway
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Sign me up
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Rick roll
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>>751875237
rolling
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>>751875237
rorll
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>>751875237
roll
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>>751875237
Lets fuckin go
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rollin
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roll
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>>751875237
Roll
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>>751875237
roll
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Roooll
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rollin
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>>751875237
Fuck It, ill probably end up buying half the shit here anyway
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>>751875237
rollee polio
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>>751875237
roll
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Yee
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>>751875237
Roll
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rolllllllllllllll
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>>751875237
Gud stuff
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re roll i have no hobbies
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Roll niggers
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Good idea
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R O l l
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Roll
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rolos
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Roll
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>>751875237
roll :(
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>>751887666
SATANIC BIBLE
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>>751887666
Its a good read
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Rolling
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>>751875237
I'm poor so I ain't ordering shit but I'll roll and see what the digits wanted for me.
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rollerino
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I spent all my money last Thursday 'cause I got high and thought that it was Black Friday. There were some good pre-Black Friday deals that day, though, and today I checked out what I had bought again and the actual Black Friday deal is the same as then so really it was a win since I got what I wanted earlier.
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Roll
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roll
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Rolling
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rolled 63 and just bought a sweater
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rolling ffs
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Roll
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Roll
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Sonny Rollins
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rolling
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>>751875237
Roll
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Roll
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just got my paycheck
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fucking let's GO
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Roll
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Rollin
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Roll
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Let's see
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Rollerino
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>>751875237
Rollin
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>>751875237
plz sex toy
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>>751875237
Fucking...
ROOOOOOOOOOLLLL
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>>751875237
fag
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>>751875237
Give me something not gay
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Tuggin
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rer3
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>>751875237
roll
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>>751884549
$16 dollar bondage set, you're getting some fake-ass leather garbage lmao

wash that shit before you use it.
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I like this thread very much
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pliss daddy
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>>751875237
I got goys to spend
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>>751875237
rolling
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LISHA
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>>751875237
Please no sex toys, I wanna get new shoes or food.
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>>751875237
Christian bible
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But I'm a piece of shit
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Roll
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>>751875237
rolling
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>>751875237
goll
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Rullll
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Eeeeeee
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rollll
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Rolley polley
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>>751875237
K
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>>751875237
Yes goy, spend those shekels
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Roll
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>>751885187
Done
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>>751891844
My cuntry doesn't even have black fridays...
>dubs
>have a potato komputer
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Roll
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>>751875237
Roll
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>>751891958
nigger Friday, then
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>>751875237
Here we rooooolllll!!
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roll
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>>751875237
I'm broke but rollan anyways
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>>751892063
I will fap then...
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>>751875237
roll
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roll
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roll
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>>751875237
what's it going to be?
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>>751875237
ROLLING
ROLLING
ROLLING
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shit, I'll roll
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>>751892342
crap, cuphead it is.
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interest roll
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>>751892444
wasted trips, checked though
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k
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>>751892444
hmm, +2 of my choosing. Now I have to think.
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>>751875237
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I never roll so please god
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>>751875237
Rolllollo
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>>751875237
interedasting
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>>751892611
I'm gonna shoot myself
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>>751892523
Not wasted at all, I'll get the game, 2 of my choice and a vinyl from:
>>751892540
It's Christmas
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>>751875237
reroll. got good headphones already
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>>751892690
beats don't count.
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Roll
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>>751875237
r011
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Roll
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roll
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rollin
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roll
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roll
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>>751875237
Rolling
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roll
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>>751875237
Rolling for memorablia shitzlle
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>>751875237
Roller blades
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Why the hell not
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Roll for cloths, I look like a homeless person
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>>751875237
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>>751875237
why not.
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>>751875237
Rolling for BOOKS.
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>>751894643
HA NERD HAS TO GET A VIDEOGAME! WHAT A FAG!
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Actually a very nice idea. Rolling.
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I'll give it a fucking whirl there mate.
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rollerino for a book on neutrinos
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>>751875237
Roll
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uhhhhhhhhhhhh r
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rolling for everything
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Fuck it. Just got off work for day 1 of Black Friday sales anyways.
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>>751875237
Rolls
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>>751875237
Rollerino
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black friday and payday, ok
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>>751875237
Fuck it!!!
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Roll
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K
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roll
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>>751875237
roll for kek
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roll
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>>751875237
Roll
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rrrol
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>>751875237
interesting
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Rolly roll
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>>751875237
I'm poor but Rollin anyway
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>>751875237
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Just rolling
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>>751875237
Roll
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Rollin for dem h8erzzz
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ROLLING
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Rollero
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rollerino
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>>751875237
Roll
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>>751875237
Rolling for nostalgia
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>>751875237
Rollington
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Rollerooni
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I'm too poor
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Roll
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All I want is a rollie rollie
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roll
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>>751875237
roll
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>>751875237
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roll
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black Friday, why not.
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I have no hobby currently. reroll
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Come on headphones
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>>751875237
Rawlin
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>>751875237
roll without reading lol
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>>75187523
Rollin
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Roll for fun
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roll
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go
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roll
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>>751875237
shouldnt 777 be the bible?
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>>751900421
Reroll, I have enough to watch as it is
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Roll, bitch.
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>>751900573
oh man, if only I'd thought of buying something related to a hobby
REROLL
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roll this bb
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I came buckets.
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Roll
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>>751875237
roll
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