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oooooohhhh that post-thanksgiving dinner bloat
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i'm so fucking tired but it's so early
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take a nappy nap, it's ok because american turkey and pie eating day.
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I still have work tonight.
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>>751870904
is this the same cat by the same artist?
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>>751871078
get a frappe because cafe drinks seem holiday-ish and you can be more awake
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>>751871160
same cat but not by null ghost
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>>751871544
superb. I like me some beefy cats
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I believe it's Scappo's purrrrsona
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Zary get legion td 2
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i'd rather play the wc3 or sc2 map version, i don't want to pay for that
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>>751871429
Its not the energy, its more just I'm done with this job.
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>>751872369
i feel ya
Sunday they have me coming in 9am to 3pm, then 12am to 7am THEN 7pm to 5am

After the Holidays I am outta there.
For sure.
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Its fun
you can call all of the europeans refugees
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i can probably have the same amount of fun on the versions i don't have to fork out $20 for
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Well that dinner was unpleasant.
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>>751873788
what was the problem

also i like that pic
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>>751873839
Lots of things
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Be more vague.
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>>751874247
Some where something is happening.
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>>751873976
i'm sorry to hear that

at least it's over now, right?
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>>751874661
Yeah for now.
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>>751874741
for now? do you have another dinner or more time to spend with the family
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>>751875029
Christmas in a month but I don't think we will be doing anything for it at all.
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>>751872886
I'd have told them to fuck off.

>>751875029
Christmas is just around the corner, more family fun times.
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where all the dicks at
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>>751875621
In my pants.
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>>751875180
Wanted to, but I'm mush.
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>>751875123
i don't think it's a bad thing to not do anything for christmas

>>751875180
oh yeah, i don't pay attention to holidays too much, at least not until they're already upon me
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like there's one local radio station that's already playing 24/7 christmas music, and it kinda sucks because it's not even december yet
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>>751875700
>>751875751
I think that if I get scheduled for Christmas, I'll come in with a Santa hat, a sad-looking little tree to put on the counter, and a photo frame with one of those stock family pictures with my face photoshopped on it, and just sit there, staring sadly at the photo. Fuck people that need smokes or beer on Christmas.

>>751875831
Its been playing since October.
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>>751876324
that would be really lame, being scheduled for christmas, i hope you don't

no way you've had it playing since october
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>>751875831
They make us wear these crappy little felt Santa hats with the store name on it
They are like 5 times too small for my massive potato head.

I kind of want to get one or those goofy yodeler hats to wear instead.
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>>751876970
Meant to quote snrf my bad
>>751876324
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Christmas songs playing all day at work... today
Early Christmas absolutely ruins True Christmas.

That's why I hate seeing any remnants after New Year's
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>>751876890
Worked it last year. Since my family does all their shit in the morning, working the evening isn't bad. Its just really boring.

>>751877062
Luckily they don't make us wear anything special. We just have to deal with all the displays they send us of crap that doesn't sell.
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>>751877353
>We just have to deal with all the displays they send us of crap that doesn't sell.
And then take it up to the storage room hoard to decay.
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*slap* go faster slave
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Why is the slave black
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Why is the owner white
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>>751877690
He nothing but a shadow of a man
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Because they are superior in everyway
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>>751877833
Nigger probably stole him
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>>751877545
Nah, we're a gas station, no storage. Unless it really really doesn't move, we eventually just stick it somewhere and throw out the display.

The amount of fucking cardboard these companies waste, though...
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>>751877353
hmm i guess that's not too bad if it works for you but i feel like it's lame to work on christmas day anyways
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>>751877897
I had a little inflatable crawfish from a display they were about to toss out.
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>>751877915
Jews need gas and overpriced M&Ms too.

>>751878249
Pics.
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>>751878812
none
But I think it was this one
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>>751878992
Yeah, I'd probably have taken it too.
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Saved this a while ago. Need more similar. For reasons. :P anyone help? Also any pics involving cameras or cellphones
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>>751881125
>tfw no cute healslut to suck you off while you raid
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>>751881344
>tfw cute twink always sucks you off while you raid.
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goodnight
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>>751882025
Hunnibuns doesn't do oral, so I wouldn't know. Plus I need a new raiding guild.

>>751882067
Night.
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I wonder what I should do for Christmas
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>>751883762
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>>751883966
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>>751883947
League.
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>>751883966
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>>751884884
I love Marty. Even parodies of Marty.
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>>751884299
That's a given
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>>751885098
Marty is a faggot.

>>751886005
Dress him up as an elf.
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>>751887122
Was thinking reindeer
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>>751887122
>Marty is a faggot.
Ain't it great?
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>>751887249
Santa gives Dasher the rod.
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>>751887408
Something like that
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>>751887336
You're a faggot. And that's great.
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>>751887713
Damn straight


..oh, wait
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>>751887789
Get to sucking, boy.
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>>751888028
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butts
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>>751888234
Yes.
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>>751888155
Good slut.

>>751888234
You can learn a lot from slut anon, kitty.

Plus, I need this.
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>>751888297
yay~

>>751888535
what is that?
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>>751888829
Its a Cat Princess with 4 Cats. It counts as a Rat King and Rats.
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>>751888829
Bunny butt is best butt.
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>>751888961
thats cool. make it out of gold
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>>751889123
cheetah butt is best
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>>751889161
Ha! It was a trick! Marty butt is best butt!
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>>751889142
But they cost $25 each, and I need 2 of them, and a box of Cat Herders, and the Crazy Cat Lady boxset.
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>>751889234
Your butt is best butt.
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>>751889234
grody. go away

>>751889318
well then you should get them. that's not that much
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>>751889359
Mem, It's a big, muscular man butt. I want a cute little Marty and his butt for my very own.
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Man I'm bored as fuck
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>>751889371
Its $170 for all of it. Plus S&H.

>>751889473
Fix it.
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>>751889748
do it.
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>>751889775
Hunnibuns won't let me.
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>>751889748
>Fix it.
Find me a Marty and all will be well.
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>>751889920
Become the Marty.
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>>751890004
You got a sorcerers scroll or something? because, seriously, anything less is not an option.
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>>751890109
Not with that attitude.
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>>751890247
I'm the Mu in this scenario.
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Anyway, Marty would be wet for me.
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>>751890309
Mu is still pretty faggy.
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>>751890485
So am I. Faggy for Marty.
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>>751889887
why not

>>751889819
wem
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>>751890633
How was your turkey day
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>>751890705
it was chill. i got really tired though. rady to nap halfway into dinner
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>>751890633
He says I have to be all "responsible" and "pay rent".
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>>751890833
Mine wasn't great but what ever.

Turkey tasted like ham and looked like ham as well.
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It's still going WOW!
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>>751890841
hmmm. well rent is important

>>751890908
well ham tastes good though!
are you sure you didnt eat ham?
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>>751891696
Pretty sure it was suppose to be turkey
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>>751891769
Fuck turkey.
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>>751891769
hmmmm. maybe it was a trick
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>>751891982
Who knows

>>751891946
I'm not a huge fan of it unless its a lunch meat.
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>>751892287
;~;
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>>751890841
You haven't even opened up the boxes to your other sets! You have almost a closet full!
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>>751892464
my cat put a hole though a blind here. I think she bit it.
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>>751893457
lol silly kitten. mine wanted turkey but when i gave her some she just stared at it. that bitch
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>>751892287
I don't actually like most cold cuts.

>>751893457
My brother's cat got into the habit of going in and out the window, so it just punched a hole through the screen for itself.
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>>751893681
She smelled turkey and almost got in the fridge.
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>>751893781
Speaking of screen she climbed up the kitchen screen today.
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>>751893791
she was really trying to get at the carcass but she didn't want the actual meat I gav her. hmph.
you shoulda let her get in there~
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>>751893791
>dem hips

UNF! More even if its a different character.
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>>751894539
Have more hips
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