Happy Thanksgiving Anonymous!
Let's h-have a warm and comfortable meal t-together, and I'll t-teach you how to cook one f-for yourself next year <4
The lesson at the end will b-be the nazi gold was t-the friendships we made along the way. W-welcome to cooking with Alice~
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0rXdbV34jZf
I'm thankful for you, Alice~ <4
-CC
>>751866563
And I t-thankful for you CC <4
And every one else h-here as well~
>>751866522
Thanks for everything Alice :)
Better be turkey.
>>751866522
What're you thankful for Alice?
Did you have a big happy Thanksgiving dinner?
I'd be thankful for more ass pics.
What're we cooking today, Brain?
I'm so ready! Cute dre- I mean sweater! It's totally the first time I've seen it!
>>751866685
scumbag
>>751866522
Nice top
When are you going to show us your dick?
>>751866685
This fake, ye?
Happy thanksgiving Alice! I can't wait to eat with you!
>>751866615
It's m-my honor, Anonymous <4
>>751866640
It's t-thanksgiving~! How c-could there not b-be turkey?
in fact, l-let's get right into it <4
Today w-we will b-be having orange honey glazed t-turkey~
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0zCLQ6grRln
>>751866677
I'm t-thankful for the chance to b-be with each and every one of y-you <4 It's t-truly an honor~
And you'll see. After all, I'm c-cooking it for you~
>>751866709
s-shhhh!
>>751866736
Thank y-you?
>>751866522
this thread
I missed you so much!
>>751866522
Fuck off burn victim
Hey, Alice. I love you.
>>751866522
I'd much rather see your boi pucci, faggot.
>>751866770
Why in the natural fuck does your fridge calendar say 6/23/17?
>>751866923
how can you see what doesn't exits
>>751866868
*wraps her arms around you and squeezes tightly* S-sorry dear <4 I've b-been very sick and out of it. I'll b-be here next week every day though~
Gotta get back into it <4
>>751866920
Love you t-too <4
>>751866923
Put t-that uncanny attention to "detail" to help w-with me here, and s-select a tea at random.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0KaZDG4Mc7F
>>751866522
real or not thanks
>>751866968
B-because that is w-when I wrote the schedule up.
>>751867032
I'm r-right here, Anonymous <4 I'm as r-real as anyone else. And it's m-my honor, truly.
I'm only in here because I haven't heard a woman's voice all day.
Women voices soothe my ever present existential crisis and lack of connecting with other women at a very personal level.
>>751866522
I'm sure you're thankful for all the god damn attention you gobble up with these threads
>>751867007
*hugs tight*
It's okay Alice I'm just happy you are feeling better
>>751867092
I'll d-do you one better then d-dear. Here's more of m-my voice, and tea to boot <4 Just f-for you.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s025Vafiqh2S
>>751867112
Or she could simply share a recipe for those of you who don't leave the basement. Take your attitude somewhere else
>>751867131
*smiles warmly* I'm f-feeling much better now, Anonymous <4 Thank y-you.
>>751867092
American female voices are fucking disgusting, learn Japanese if you really want to be soothed
>>751866984
I don't know, but I know you certainly can't see what doesn't exist.
>>751867198
B-but I am Japanese. Half, anyway.
Wait, is the female voice sounds good gene autosomal dominant or recessive?
>>751866522
nudes please i have nothing on this blessed day even my onahole has rejected me
>>751867283
>even my onahole has rejected me
How?
>>751867151
Sweet christ above, why would you pour tea like that, you -animal-
>>751867283
S-sorry, we n-need to move on to the glaze.
And not that glaze.
This glaze.
H-here is how to make it.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0sDA9TbKzrl
>>751867255
my god you are insufferable
>>751867007
omg how are you so adorable alice-chan
>>751867151
Thank you. Keep the show rolling, Alice.
Also, nice outfit today.
>>751867370
>>751867376
G-getting some mixed messages here.
>>751867357
I t-tried my best!
>>751867378
T-thank you~ It's m-my Lana cosplay
>>751867451
>her
>>751867198
I'm fine with most female voices. Her voice is fine and reminds me of an unsure, college girl trying help someone at a store.
>>751867451
pathetic.
When are they going to fix the filters on this shit site
>>751867398
thank mr skeltal
Alright, s-so make sure to time your turkey cooking time r-right to your oven; there c-can be a large variance in cooking times due to d-differences in oven strength.
Test early and often! Y-you can cook more, but not less!
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0qy2NRP8zvP
>>751867398
That eye is staring into my soul, jesus. Feel like I'm being watched by the babadook.
>>751867433
You're very welcome, Alice. Don't slip on the spilled tea.
What the actual fuck is going on here? and why are there no tits?
I mean, thigh comments are usually my thing, but I'm liking this dress
b-but today is the 23rd...
>>751867694
Alice is making food. Also, Alice doesn't have any tits.
>>751867596
Love you alice
>>751867666
D-don't worry, devil, I'm on t-to your tricks.
>>751867694
Why w-would there be?
>>751867717
L-look kiddo, I w-was a little messed up w-when I did this okay?
>>751867700
I l-like it too! Very comfy!
>>751867734
I d-do too!
>>751867773
Love you t-too darling~
>>751867717
I know, right
>>751867639
https://youtu.be/1akxppIR3Io
>>751866522
THE DEAN OF FAGGOTRY IS BACK!
im secretly happy
>>751866522
That's a pretty nice quality print anon
>>751867795
It's adorable
>>751867795
>I d-do too!
Unable to verify, I haven't seen them.
>>751867037
any more good sir
>>751867694
You don't need to ask for tits or gtfo when speaking to a man.
>>751867827
G-glad to be doing such an important public s-service.
Alright, n-now we add freshly squeezed orange juice and vinegar t-to add a bit of flavor and make sure it s-soaks in <4
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0AADWXlsIkc
>>751867795
Oh sweet baby Jesus, I'm not the devil.....I don't think I am. I didn't expect to hit trip sixes today....
>>751867836
T-thanks! I'm Alice by the w-way <4
>>751867861
I'm g-glad you think so <4
>>751867866
T-thank the dragon god above!
>>751867958
I w-was just kidding~
>>751866522
>it's time for chort
what?
>>751867887
tons. Tits, face, ass, everything. But I've fallen deeply in love with Alice and will not expose her
M-moving on, we add some mustard and honey f-for some spicy and sweet texture <4
Apply evenly!
https://vocaroo.com/i/s13N2C3eCJPV
>>751867994
Oh, I couldn't tell you were joking. Please do continue.
>>751868063
what the heck is chorped?
Script guy where are you please kill this thread and may the stupid bitch die sooner rather than later thank you
>>751868092
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>751868088
You're sure to make us hit the image limit in no time with your snail-like posting speeds, keep it up Fagneto
>>751868092
wow you are really pathetic. I don't know why you think that posting shit like that will make her reciprocate your love. Thats not what love is. You dont know what it means to love.
>>751867994
You've got a mask over your face you're anon like errybody else
Is it a matte print btw?
>>751868143
B-by your command~
>>751868149
WHADDYA MEAN WHAT IS CHORPED
>>751866770
why the fuck are you stuttering online, you dumb bitch
>>751868131
T-that's a lot of h-honey...
>>751868203
It is indeed, and t-that's just my face dear.
>>751868217
HE D-DON'T KNOW THE GOOD WORD!
Whatever happened with Nino Anon? Just up and vanished
>>751868288
please don't post pictures of yourself on here.
>>751868255
B-buddy, you have n-no idea.
>>751868263
I d-don't know. I w-wish I did.
>>751866522
Hi alice, hope you have a lovely thanksgiving ^^
>>751868191
Read again dipshit, I said I won't post them
