You wouldnt woomy this young squid
Ibcredible post my boi OP!!!!
video games
I’d rather manmenmi boy inkling
woomby
>>751836876
Yes splatoon is a video game series by Nintendo
>>751836874
sell me splatoon 2 without using squid lolis
>>751836880
Rekt
>>751836880
squid lolis
>>751836880
loli squids
>>751836880
Kids that can turn into squids
>>751836880
Squid shotas.
>>751836880
Fun gameplay
Pretty graphics
Squid lolis
Dang it!
>>751836887
It's just a casual game for children, don't bother if you don't like lolis.
>>751836880
squid bukkake
>>751836874
I want to make a squid kid
>>751836880
>>397772958
>>397772958
Sauce? Asking for a friend...
>>397773086shota on loli is the thinking man's fetish
>>751836893
I'm sure your friend can find it on his own
>>397773086
Girls are icky, anon!
>>751836880
Octopus imouto
>>751836874
I'd take advantage of her if you know what I mean
>>751836887
I's a fast paced team shooter with some cool mechanics like painting the battleground, your team has the upper hand when in your paint and you slow down in enemy paint.
>>751836880
Splatoon 2 is a third person shooter on the Nintendo Switch and Wii U. The goal of the game is to cover the arena and enemy squid lolis in as much of your goo as possible... wait let me try again
>okay so you play as a loli who is also a squi-
>fuck
one more chance?
Splatoon 2 is a sequel to the original Splatoon and one of very few competitive online games available on the Nintendo Switch. It offers unique gmaeplay compared to other shooters. For example, you can turn into a squid to quickly move througfh ink and turn back into a loli to shoot at other squid lolis.... g-god damn it I CANT FUCKING DO THIS
Nah, gieb squid-mommies instead.
>>751836874
You are tight because im not a fucking pedophile
>>751836880
octopi lolis
Are you going to play the new mode about squid loli clams?
Splatoon would have been better with the player characters were adults.
>>751836880
Fish traps
I WANNA FUCK A SQUID BOY
>>751836905
>celtic sea shanties and punk rock
What.
>>751836905
>>751836901
>You are tight
>Fucking men instead of cute girls
>>751836905
Why are squids of both sexes so sexy?
>>751836911
They just have equally delicious butts
>>751836905
>Betta fish
Why do retards do this? It's either "betta" or "Siamese fighting fish". "Betta fish" is redundant.
>>751836874
Yes, I would.
>>751836914
THE
WOOMY
WALL
>>751836880
best movement and aiming in any console shooter on the market
immediately accessible but with plenty of depth
relatively balanced meta, pretty much every weapon is viable bar a couple exceptions
constant updates, patches, free dlcs and online events making the game feel remarkably alive and evolving
>>751836901
>im not a fucking pedophile
Pleb detected
Sell me Splatoon series while using only squid lolis
>>751836915
Fully nude Inkling on row 3 column 10.
>>751836913
"Betta" is slang for "betta splendens." Throwing "fish" after betta is counter-colloquial.
>>751836907
it's not sailor-themed but listen to Flogging Molly
bunch of disgusting pedos in this thread
>>751836880
It has a living meme whom'st is eighteen (18) according to the wiki.
>>751836874
>>751836914
>>751836919
>lifting shirt
Great, now I have a new fetish.
>>751836915
> all these brown and tan woomys
superb taste
>>751836924
I've got more...
>>751836922
Squids != kids
Kind of a shirt lift...
what do you guys think squid pussy taste like?
>>751836926
Enlighten me, Lord.
Okay, I'm out of stuff I can post here with shirts going up... but hey, they can wear skirts, too.
>>751836876
>video games
>>751836931
salty bags of coins
>>751836931
>>751836880
>Gameplay is fun and genuinely different to practically every other shooter on the market
>You don't necessarily have to be good at shooters to contribute to the team, it's more about good zone control and positioning
>Various weapons encompassing many playstyles
>Movement/Motion is as big of a factor in game as the shooting
>Easy on the eyes with a lot of colour
>Music is top notch and complements the aesthetics and frenetic pace of the game very well
>/fa/ squid lolis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzWy0rroavA
holy fucking shit I didn't want to fap today STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>tfw
>no octoling gf
>>751836939
>he doesn't fap 3 times a day minimum
lol nice libido numale cuck
>>751836938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3bwbVh7w7I
Why is squid kid music better than my real music?
>>751836943
i got chronic epydidmytis that way
>>751836941
>no way, ock!
Stop posting old hags. I need more cute bois and girls.
Y'all so damn high and mighty with your shirt-liftin', none of ya know about ear rubbin'.
>>751836880
Fun gameplay, non-full colors and creative artstyle, although not much different from the first one, it's very pleasant and the events they make are really fun, squid loli- FUCK
>>751836874
I want to fuck a mother squid.
>>751836944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmsVbOJT9VQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOI4wSAjzhI
Beats me. It just is.
>>751836874
I would woomy her woomy with my woomy until I woomy deep inside her woomy and she becomes woomy with my woomy. And then once I'm done with her woomy I'll turn her over and woomy her woomy all night long until I woomy up her woomy.
where are all the squid feet?
>>751836929
>>751836926
>PUFFY VULVA
How about some feels?
1/4
>>751836939
Are you sure you're not just addicted to porn and touch yourself at every opportunity?
2/4
Would you woomy a broken woomy?
What does a woomy cunny smell like?
3/4
>>751836961
Their bodies aren't even solid. Just inject them with some more ink.
>>751836962
A tin of tuna.
>>751836955
4/4
Mind you, I'm pretty sure these were drawn before Splatoon 2 was announced.
>>751836962
Squid
>>751836874
I want the one on the right to sit on my face
>>751836954
>>751836944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg3XGiEWsg8
GOD
DAMN
Why are nintendo's playable little girls so attractive?
What does shota squid dick milk taste like?
>>751836962
UV ink
>>751836940
Waifushit and otaku pandering killed anime, manga, and has almost killed videogames in Japan.
This has nothing to do with respecting women or SJWs, and has everything to do with telling weeb faggots to shut the fuck up and get a fucking grip. To anyone who says they won't buy a game because of fapbait removal: Good. Fuck off. More companies need to see you pathetic shits for what you are, fickle crybabies. The less the industry has to lean on pandering to these drydicked virgins the more they can focus on what matters: making actually good fucking videogames.
Remember, the future these NEETS want is a world full of Senran Kaguras. Dogshit games that get their dicks hard. These people need to go back to their hentai games and leave mainstream vidya alone.
People only interested in a videogame for a waifu, and willing to drop it because of a threat to the waifu content? Why the fuck should these people be catered to when they don't give a shit about the actual GAME? How is this any different to some idiot SJW who will only consider buying a game if it features a gay romance, and will then abandon it the moment it doesn't fall completely in line with what they needed to get their approval? Both waifufags and feminists don't give a shit about anything beyond being pandered to and they both need to fuck off.
>>751836971
Nintendo knows what people really want and gives it to them.
>>751836972
AIDS
All squid kids and octopussies rightfully belong to Doomfist.
>>751836970
>>751836971
Because they aim for cute designs
>>751836978
inklings are smaller than that.
>>751836972
Heaven
>>751836961
>Katawa Woomy
I would.
>>751836944
this is that good shit
>>751836953
>>751836936
breaking news: mexicans are savages
Woomy
>>751836988
>Squid MILFS
Fuck I didn't know I needed this in my life
Blasphemy?
>>751836913
Do you sperg out when people say ATM machine?
do not sexual the sqiuds
>>751836993
Splatoon has an amazing art community
>>751836992
>>751836874
why the fuck ecchi turns me on mor than regular porn?
like what the fuck teasing is even more erotic
>>751836992
lewd enough?
Anyone got the shota version of this?
>>751836997
>>751836999
MOAR
>>751836999
I'M FUCKING CLICKING BUT NOTHING HAPPENS
>>751836886
lol
>>751837004
you know where to search if you recognise the artstyle
>>751837002
Posting a classic.
>>751837010
you wouldnt a thick squid
>>751837011
I would a thick shota squid dick.
>>751836942
>>751837012
fag
>>751837012
patrician
>>751836978
>>751836998
Leaves more to the imagination.
Why bother when they've haven't includeda chubby option?
>>751837016
woomfist
>>751837021
I want to marry those abs.
>>751837021
that fucking muscle anatomy holy shit what the hell
Lewd the squids please
squid pro quo!
Post non-lewd images.
Do not encourage degenerate lewd-posters. These are underage fictional squid humanoids.
>>751837012
Man of superior taste
>>751837020
>>751836988
>you will never eat out a squid milf
Stop masturbating to woomies
Wtf I love squids now.
>>751836913
The same reason I live near Lake Fishkill.
Smug squib
>>751837033
>>751836874
>>751836875
more like inkredible post
Post moreSquidboys
>>751837039
> this thread is still up
what the fuck
>>751837027
I still want to fuck a squid kid tho
>>751836992
>>751836988
>>751836953
>>751837031
>>751836997
>>751836999
>>751837009
https://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/167782136302/discerning-inklings-cant-stop-talking-about-the
>Ink Theory’s eclectic approach makes them quite popular with young Inklings and middle-aged Inklings alike.
>middle-aged Inklings
MILF squids are now canon. Rejoice anons.
>>751837039
No. Homo begone!
>>751837042
>>751837044
what if that anon is agirl
>>751837042
Only if they're over the age of codsent.
>>751837048
Sounds pretty gay
>>751837046
There are no girls on the internet.
>>751837048
What is the age of consent for inklings?
>>751837037
octarian gear never ever
when does the update drop?
>>751836874
That's not a squid. Squid girls don't have breasts. What a shitty artist.
>>751837051
The same as humans as far as the law is concerned.
>>751836970
reminds me of dropkick murphys
>>751837054
How do you know they're breasts?
Which fake band has the best music?
>>751836907
It's a legit genre.
People with celtic heritage tend to be punks.
>>751837051
Yes
>>751836919
Don't need to lift anymore. Midrift is the best part.
>>751837051
Whatever you want it to be.
>>751837058
Bottom Feeders
Inklings are for bully
Since this is the current Splatoon thread... playable octolings WHEN?
>>751837044
Never
>>751837061
you need a moderate amount of lifting to get a good looking tummy
I want to do dirty things to boy squids.
>splatoon 2 arrived in the mail today
>console didn't
what did i do to deserve this
>>751836874
If she is at least 15... i will
>>751836886
High quality post
Bayonnaise
>>751837071
>draw female inkling hips and thighs
>give it male inkling hair
It's like a shapely woman with short hair
>>751836874
I would woomy her so hard the octo-police would have a hard time pulling me away from her
>>751837048
She looks ecstatic
>>751836970
Have a nice one... and another that's too risque for a blue board... https://i.imgur.com/rNhl0Yd.jpg
>>751836874
Today I am thankful for vidya rule 34
I want to do lewd things to the suction cups in an inlking's "hair"
>>751836909
I like his show, but that guy is so cringey. He's like that kid in class that had no shame. Too bad Bourdain went full cuck mode.
>>751837053
This.
>>751836874
>spats
the artist is lucky the embarrassed facial expression is cute
>>751837085
>he doesn't like spats
Why is underboob so more delicious than full-on nudity?
>>751837067
lift the t-shirt.
>>751837085
>not liking spats
Gays not welcome
>>751837085
>>751837089
>>751837085
SOMEONE SHOW THIS MAN THE LIGHT OF SPATS AND 2D girls in general
>>751837089
what's gay about preferring panties, an article of clothing synonymous with females?
mods are fapping
>>751837085
>the man with no taste.png.jpg.gif.tiff.wav.mkv
>>751836924
shit, you didn't know?
>>751837092
Spats are form fitting nigga
>>751836880
7 vaganias
>>751837096
panties can be form fitting
>>751836955
This is some Neptunia tier autism. In fact, I bet you are a Neptune fan.
>>751836980
This is the ideal body type.
Both male and female.
>mfw I've never seen anyone wear spats in real life
does it look as good as my taiwanese saturday morning animay cartoons??
>>751837080
What do squidnipples taste like?
>>751837103
If the girl is cute. Go to more sporting events.
When is the new update?
>>751837106
Five minutes
>>751837103
Not really. Drawings always exaggerate or romanticize things.
>>751837103
Yeah they're great, just look for women volleyball.
>>751837103
Yes, I find the tight-knitted look of them to be just as appealing as the form fitting. Same goes for shirts with similar material.
>>751837085
Fuck off back to /cm/ and /y/ you filthy faggot.
>>751837111
Faggot here, we love spats too, maybe even more than you because bulges. He just has awful taste.
>>751837112
hey, spats are alright in their own respective, but when a skirt is lifted expecting to see underwear and instead you're greeted with pants, it's just a massive blueball.
>>751837112
>spats bulge
Top tier.
I wouldn't woomy a squidgirl, but I would rape her
>>751837115
They are not for rape though.
>>751837115
Bad anon. Bad.
>>751836904
Perhaps.
>>751836904
Nah, cute lolis always win.
>>751837021
Disgusting
what exact time will the update release?
>>751837122
11:37:08
>>751837122
>>751837053
>>751837084
>>751837106
9:30 p.m. EST today.
https://www.nintendo.com/consumer/network/en_na/network_status.jsp
Now stop asking.
>>751836907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI_l7U-nUmg
>>751837038
>>751837017
>>751836933
http://cross-do.com/game/ika01/
>>751837128
Squid kids are video games
>>751837128
It's the 4chan element that's the unsavory part. Not the game itself.
>>751836904
>inb4 someone posts the bara squid dad
>>751837128
Splatoon is new meme, live with it.
>>751837129
Kys pedo scum
>>751837134
>>751837051
squids are known for having very short lifespans no long after they're sexually mature they die so idk how marie is still hanging in there.
>>751837103
>>751837132
Well okay then I guess we can post porn now.
lol
Fucking faggot mod hits again.
Okay, I'm tapped out.
>>751836953
t. Roger
I have a folder of 600 images I'm ready
>moved to /b/
Oh fuck here we go
gg mods only took you 5 hours
Marina is for anal
>>751837522
This. Black girls were built for anal.
>>751837609
Ironic since you hear most black girls are very against anal
>>751836910
Dont ever post this fat piece of shit face ever again.