Waifu something claim thing thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing.
>Keep RP/ERP in private. (You know who you are)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>No sexually explicit images (You know who you are)
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Stop reading these
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rem claimed.
Mio is shit
.
>>751834703
super cute
>>751833906
what if we want a peaceful waifu thread
>>751834055
>impostors...are there more than one
It's hard to tell anymore
>>751834121
no hate here
>this is coming from a Tomoko-fag.
QOTT: Catgirls or doggirls and why?
>K-On college
i sleep
The anime ended fantastically, that's where the series ends for me since I don't want to ruin that.
There are a lot of characters better than Mio.
Tomoko claimed
>>751835055
>being this late
claiming a big dick up my ass
*ohnomnomnom*
>>751835122
Gosh, Mio, so bold.
>>751835091
i deserve her more
>>751834965
I wanna consume as much K-ON as possible.
But you can't even post her first in a thread. You're lazy. Does SHE deserve someone lazy? If you said yes, you are also selfish and are looking for a surrogate mother, not a partner.
>>751835294
Just rewatch the anime? I'd rather watch the same personal 10/10 than read something that will be mediocre compared to it's anime
No one deserves the punishment of having Tomoko as a waifu. Stop arguing.
>>751835446
how do you know its mediocre if you don't read it.
>>751834909
doggies because they listenn!
>>751834909
neko
dogs aren't as delicate and cat ears look better
>>751835529
It pretty much needs to be an anime to show off it's strong points
>this image sends the Mio poster into a seething autistic rage
mio and tomoko are both pretty
Can you stop fighting already?
>>751834909
Cats. Proven system of cuteness more ability to be sexy/cute/graceful opposed to reckless dogs
>>751835884
This won't help the situation.
>>751835902
Tell Mio to fuck off then. All I did was say Oppai are nice, but so is DFC and he comes out swinging with "LOL TOMOKO POSTER THINKS HE MATTERS."
Fuck that nigger.
>>751835907
cats are evil
>>751835995
both are edible~
>>751836056
>muh fucking RP
This is a thread about waifu, not pretending to be them. You want >>>/trash/erp
You're lucky I couldn't find any pics of Tomoko with blue eyes lmao. Then we would see who gets sent into a seething autistic rage.
>he can't use a simple image manipulation program
Just end your existence if you are that useless.
Stop this nonsense already.
Hey everyone happy thanksgiving
One does not """""""""claim""""""""""" a waifu. Waifu claims you!
>>751836555
You too.
I'm too lazy to lmao
>>751836555
happy indigenous people's day
>>751836101
what RP~?
>>751837255
fuck you, cat! toss you to cat-eating gooks
>>751837377
>>751837377
no need to be rude with the cat
>>751837451
You're right. No need to be rude to a cat whose days are numbered.
>>751837639
>>751835996
You literally eat people
>>751838163
only when i'm hungry!
>>751838434
I only murder when I'm bored
>>751839265
what do you do with the bodies~?
>>751839391
Put them where they belong.
>>751839517
where, where? in the fridge? tell me, please
I hate everything. I don't want to drink anymore
>>751839754
That's a level of drunk I hope I never hit. You alright?
Happy Thanksgiving faggots. Are you with your families? Celebrating? Thankful for what we do have?
>Misaki Claimed
>>751839754
is it blood? can i have a sip?
>>751840084
i want to be alone, i don't want to be with family, happy thanksgiving~
Happy Thanksgiving, /waifu/!
>>751839754
Lol. I went to sleep. I missed it. Was there any BLAUUUGH
>>751840084
good day rifle. Been shooting. Waiting on everyone to show up
>>751839680
Secret
>>751840260
happy thanksgiving~!
>>751840292
you should let me have them...
>>751840084
I'm lightweight. I had 2 shots and a glass of brandy
>>751840167
Fine congac and brandy. Thinking about the taste make me want to puke again. Take them
>>751840292
As usual I was giggly then i BLAUUUGH a lot
i know you're lurking
>>751841305
that sounds like a lot of money being wasted, are you sure?
Why is 4chan not letting me post uwu
>>751841576
refreshing the page might help
>>751841645
I was posting on Clover, now I'm using Chrome
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV8oA1xtpTQ
Music time, fags.
Why is Sachi over here?
>>751840247
that's terrible bro. You should want to celebrate with your family.
>>751840260
going to teach us how to cook today, right?
>>751840292
I would have gone shooting too but waiting on my new ear pro and chrono and I woke up at 1pm :(
>>751841305
lightweight
Hello.
I am lonely
>>751842364
you don't know my family, they eat all the meat before i can have a turn!
>grabs you
>>751842388
hi Lonely, happy thanksgiving!
>>751841939
I'm getting gud white widow with seeds at 5€/gram.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUEaj_W8p84
>>751840646
You should be able to sniff them out
>>751841305
Oh man. I'm sorry deer-chan
>>751842364
Late riser. Just throw some foam in
>>751841443
I don't have much. Take it
>>751842364
Leave me alone
>>751842388
I am too. Wanna meet up and play uno?
>>751842611
Help please. I threw up again like 7min ago after trying to drink water ;_;
By the way, Tomoko, the one you were arguing with was Mi Liu, who is 17 and has autism.
>>751842565
That's good shit, congrats.
>>751843167
Shouldn't you be celebrating Thanksgiving with your family? Or are you so boring your own family doesn't like you?
>>751842716
>give in to the booze
>>751842611
not when you cover them in plastic and hide them from me...
>>751842716
>takes it greedily
i don't drink, but i always wanted to at least try~
>>751842388
hello
me too
>>751842611
I would but these new Impact Pros have an Mp3 jack so I can listen to Aaron Lewis while I sight in the aught six.
>>751842716
ok
>>751843397
Yes, you've read me like a book.
>>751843581
How sad.
Chen, don't call me autistic before looking at your self.
>>751843763
>your self
>>751843550
Well fresh kills are better anyway.
>>751843579
Thats way to specific lol. Ill be plugging a 06 later on today.
>tfw misaki ignores you, but you don't wanna say anything because it'll seem awkward and needy, but you like him so much you just wanna say something
>>751843830
do you enjoy killing them?
>>751843763
Did you got banned again? Oh, nobody likes you, what a surprise.
>>751843523
Please no. The thought actually makes me sick
>>751843550
Enjoy yourself
>>751843579
Yay
>>751843973
Banned from what?
>>751844016
Happy Turkey Day, Shinny
>>751844023
Discord
>>751844103
Nah, I left because you were being a dick with your circlejerk buddies
When will Chen stop reddit spacing?
>>751844096
Happy Thanksgiving to you Cheshy
>>751844181
>Couldn't take a little bit of bully
>Gets scared when someone says he has his nudes
>still cares a lot about his reputation online
Hm, interesting.
>>751844016
>takes a sip and coughs it up while gagging ;__;
are you okay though? don't feel bad, just don't drink it anymores okay?
>>751843830
Really? I thought a guy like you would have a tactical 308 for sure. Been looking at RPRs and some Savage rifles recently as they have a decent rebate.
>>751843870
I don't wanna be eaten
>>751844329
>A little bully
>he set the whole server against me
:thinking:
>>751844328
I'm gonna eat the turkey leg uwu
>>751844462
what a cute loli
Hello everyone.
>>751844519
By the way, everyone disliked you for being obnoxious and spamming the mods.
>>751844016
did you draw that? it is good
>>751844519
>>he set the whole server against me
Nigga, nobody liked you because you literally have autism, you are in a wrong thinking I give a fuck.
>>751844610
The mods were dicks that always antilurked me, could you blame me for not taking it sitting down?
>tfw irrelevant fags try to insult me
>>751844489
No i own a BAR. I can't bring myself to get a bolt gun. I like my AR platform. I do own a chicom m1a1 that sucks.
>>751844016
I have faith...I believe in you
>>751843906
Its the hunt not the kill.
>>751844720
>valuing online relevance
KEK
>>751844671
Maybe because you were being an even bigger dick? Not even a funny one at that as well.
>>751844755
Woah, spooky.
>>751844344
Yo lolimadman I got drunk last night lmao. Threw up and was crawling on the floor
>>751844462
I'm fine now. Most recent throw up made me feel better actually. Trying to drink water without my body hating me for it
>>751844519
Its so early! Unless you're going to two different thanksgiving lunch/dinner
>>751844610
You should like post adorable neppy gifs
>>751844614
Hmmm
>>751844813
Not my fault you have no sense of humour
Don't you have Stocking to ERP with?
>>751844799
>says the one who called me irrelevant in DMs
OMEGALUL
>>751844755
Spoopy loli pls
>>751844941
I did cuz I knew it was the worst thing someone ever could say to you xd
>>751844903
>doesn't denies having been an overall dick
Lmao, I'm good for now, say, should I post your nudes?
>>751844869
>
>>751845016
haha so funny xD
i honestly dont care about being relevant
>>751844869
Why would you do that thicc
I haven't been that drunk in quite a while now
Just feels like shit to throw up and not know if I'll be dying the next morning or not
Why you mad tho
>>751845164
You don't have them lol and if you DID you would be posting CP and I can report you to the feds
Why the fuck did the whole discord server come onto thread? To defend their butt buddy Chen?
>>751845318
WAH ITS EVERYONE ELSE'S FAULT. How convenient its never your fault that people don't like you.
Reminder that Mi Liu exchanged nudes with Flandre and he is 17.
>>751845220
There are a few tricks for that!
Examples;
Drink some milk a while before drinking, supposedly it forms a film that protects the stomach or,
Drink water before and after drinking, I drink plenty of water before getting to drink.
Replenish electrolytes before you need them, ej; pickles!
>>751845318
Are you admiting to being an underage posting on 4chan?
>>751845462
Technically He's committing a crime too by producing the CP
>>751845417
Go back to discord LMAO
>>751845462
>>751845505
Just go back to discord lmao no one likes you
>>751845526
Is that all you got? You always were lame
>>751844942
Only the dead can know rest from drinking
>>751844813
Its kind of her thing
>>751844462
>>3010167
Are you on here??
>>751845318
UnderageB&
>>751844755
>tfw I don't own a BAR
it's FA isn't it
Do you own a semi auto 308 in a black gun pattern?
>>751845634
>>751845318
Sorry I'm drunk, there was supposed to be the report dialogue on the screen. Still underageB&
Why cant I have a quiet thanksgiving? Why do the discordfags have to come and ruin it?
>>751845689
it easy to evade a ban lmao
>>751845164
Do you have the blinking one?
>>751845220
Its friends birthday so why not? Only drink on special occasions
>>751845601
Please
>>751845390
Yup.
At least I got friends.
>>751845757
Yeah Ik, I'm just posting cause I'm bored man
>drama starts
>discord fags come into thread
Wow you guys are really boring, having to rely this much on internet drama lol
>>751844900
pretty smug
>>751845850
I have friends offline dude.
Internet friends dont count
>>751845933
Which discord? link? invite?
>>751845933
In my defence, I happened to be in the wrong place at the right time. I didn't come for him.
>>751845815
No, I don't.
>>751845601
This one looks rather refreshing.
>>751845505
Well I understand the science behind it and I've only been mildly hungover once
I just see no reason to chance it much of the time
Thank you for the tips, though
The only things that seem to have been effective for me are pacing the drinking and punctuating it with food, drinking plenty of water before, during, and after, and maintaining electrolytes
>>751845815
Ah, that makes sense then
I'll do that occasionally too but all my friends and I have our birthdays within a month of each other by pure chance so it's been a minute since I've done anything like that
>this thread
>>751844489
haha your limbs will grow back! don't worry!
>>751844594
she bites
and not in a good way
>>751844755
you're scaring me now, but i like it, please go slow
>>751844869
that's good to hear, but please be careful and treat your body better, okay?
>>751846367
>le ebin reacshun bic xD
>claims tomoko
Opinion discarded
>>751846367
Dab on them haters!
>>751846478
Why are you so bitter dude?
>>751846586
Go ERP with Stocking, I wasn't even talking to you
>>751846586
He's bitter because no one like him, and no one likes him because he's bitter.
ME IRL
can someone fill me in on the drama, please?
>>751846734
People got too close, got hurt, and now they can't move on.
>>751846715
Shinoa likes me. Aster likes me. Katie likes me. Akiko likes me. Stocking likes me. Oldfag Hanako likes me. Karen likes me.nom nom likes me.
I'm just rude to people I don't like lmao
>>751846715
He sounds anally anihilated to be honest...
Anyway, what's good dude?
>>751846734
Mi Liu is mad because he got banned from a disc server for being annoying and harassing, pretty much.
>>751846734
Chen's being a git and I left a discord server which idk why he cares. Frankly I think he should be happy since he doesnt have to put up w/ me
>>751846848
I didn't get banned. They antilurked me and I decided to leave.
>>751846256
Well I can tell you know how to handle your portions of liquor. Between us, if I ever want to get drunk just because, I got myself a bottle of 140 proof absinthe~
>>751846734
Oh right, and we also have his nudes, lmao.
>>751846791
i think getting close to someone is a wonderful thing as long as they can work on mutual agreements
>>751846809
yay i was mentioned !
>>751846848
A-ah~ sou nanoka...
>>751846889
are you a difficult person to deal with? you seem nice to me
>>751846848
>Mi Liu is mad
But I'm not mad, you guys came here where I was hanging out and attacked me for no reason. I wasn't talking about it before you guys came and brought it up lul
>>751847069
They're just mad because they don't like my brand of autism
>>751847023
sweet, i hope to get my hands on those soon
>>751847085
You attacked me over big breasts and are now playing the victim. Unironically kill yourself.
>>751846809
Literally who?
>Karen
>Oldfag Hanako
>Stocking
Literally 3 of the most cancerous people from this community, nobody interesting likes you, and you go on the internet to forget about your shitty, pitiful life.
You said you have friends in real life, yet a ban means so much to you and you exchange nudes with random people online, you are probably a sad, lonely kid who is most likely to make a school shooting.
>>751847156
maybe it'll be better for you to find somewhere else to chat if they really don't like you, you can find people who do like you!
>>751847356
> you can find people who do like you!
I am the proof that you can chat with anyone even if they don't like you, because guess what, nobody likes me and you don't see me whining about it.
You're cancer, by the way, go back to trash.
>>751847208
This has nothing to do with you lmao.
I was talking about the discord shit.
I'll admit I attacked you but then the discord fags came out of nowhere and attacked me.
>>751847227
You're pretty cancerous yourself
Why are you talking to me if you don't like me? :thinking:
Why do you care so much about my 4chan internet friends? So mundane.
>a ban means so much to you
But I literally never mentioned it until you brought that up. Thats some good mental gymnastics. I was just callimg Tomoko a fag and minding my business when you came on here and starting going on about how I got banned from a discord server.
P.S please dont reply to me anymore <3
>>751847472
how am I whining about how people don't like me? You brought up about how I have no friends lmao
>>751846809
jek
>>751845941
Thank you
>>751846188
Aww
>>751846256
Oh riiip. That's no bueno. Well, it depends with me, like if they're of age to drink, why not drink with them. Drinking on a kids b-day is a no go
>>751846428
I'm trying
>>751847356
It's not that people do not like him, the deal is that he attacks people over anything he doesn't likes or agrees with. That on its own isn't THAT bad, but then he plays the victim and tries to guiltrip, that gets annoying quick.
>>751847208
>Not loving every size and shape of titty
I know right?
>>751845687
It isn't. I havent traveled down that private sector yet.
>>751845815
>please ill have two
>>751846428
Thicc ribbon loli
"There is no hunting like the hunting of a man."
>>751847605
>Not liking every size of tit
ITT I said that I like all shapes of breasts
>>751847501
>>751847550
>17 years old
>just another day on waifu where I usually shitpost
>finished sharing my nudes with a random fag online
>Chen and his crew attacks me out of nowhere
>I get super defensive
>I WANT TO PROVE THEM WRONG
>WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME.. AH.. IT MATTERS SO MUCH
>Chen manages to destroy everything I bring up
>I start crying
>I tell him to not reply to any of my posts anymore
>>751847690
Cute
>>751847699
The internet was a mistake
I'll just ignore the drama now...
>>751847690
Reee
>>751847771
Mhmm
>>751847824
>not being sustained by drama
So, /waifu/, how's your Turkey Day so far?
>le ebin poopcorn and soda in a theatre ebin reacshun bic xD
I got waifu drama in my veins.
>>751847973
Nigga, Tomoko.
I know you hate me with all your might, but don't call someone else 'Chen 2'.
There is only one Chen.
>>751847877
I absorb it from my surroundings, sorta like photosintesis, you dig?
>>751848033
But he tried so hard.
>>751847973
I literally do not want to have anything to do with this drama.
>>751848065
I used to find myself in the middle of drama a lot. Fun times.
>>751848083
Nobody tries as hard as me, man.
I even pissed you off and you told me to kill myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exhASVRfJ3g
Here is some sad music for your 28 self. Old ass faggot.
Why are people trying to rope me into drama?
>>751848157
I tell people to kill themselves all the time. But to tell someone to unironically get murder raped, that is unique to you.
Y'all give Chen too much power lmao
Yeah man, just call me super Chen.
>>751848425
shine on you crazy Chen
>>751848344
UNIQUE
EXTRAVAGANT
SPECTACULAR
NONE OTHER
THAN
ME
cheb hab a smol bepis xD lmao
>>751848658
FAGGOT ALERT.
>>751848618
Always
Unique
Totally
Intelligemt
Sometimes
Mysterious
>>751848711
ur mum told me after i banged her
Why would Chen celebrate Thanksgiving anyway, he's not American
>>751848787
Mai?
</3
>>751848821
Can you hear me?
>>751848126
Were you the instigating kind~?
>>751848344
That's like, pretty hardcore, mane.
>>751848884
I'm on the ferry listening to music, first instinct is: no, I can't
>>751849044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz078mluUz8
:(
>>751849093
Who do you think I am right now?
Also can't check that, data is fucking expensive
>>751849093
Like.
>>751849145
Tomoko?
>>751849191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmWptm4KqSk
She's super nice.
>>751849246
Nah
>>751847023
A licorice fan, huh?
. >>751847580
Well, yeah, of course
Though honestly if someone is 18 I see no reason why they shouldn't be able to drink
The legal age is absolutely moronic
>>751849267
I missed you too, Alice
>>751849337
I didn't miss you, I was just wondering why someone (my loo?) Thought you would be celebrating an American holiday
>>751849246
Sorry, I'm fading in and out of sleep. Just ate and I'm all food comatose.
>>751849267
Hello Anya!
>>751849323
More like a masochist, lmao.
Happy Thanksgiving to all of you~
>>751849371
God knows.
Ah, it saddens me to hear that ;/
>>751848935
Nah, it just kind of happened. Now I'm more the watch from the sidelines type.
>>751849419
I'm not Very
>>751849429
Why would it
>>751849415
I got the munchies.
>>751849484
I know, vodka filenames.
>>751849497
Hello Ruru!
>>751849497
So eat something.
>>751849567
Lots of people make the mistake, figured I'd make it clear
Also don't call me Anya, call me Duke
Happy thanksgiving /waifu/
Well, I will be going.
Have a good night, everyone.
Been a pleasure talking to y'all.
>>751849567
Nigga that's me.
You just said ''hello'' to your worst enemy.
jk
Oh, and happy thanks giving.
>>751849478
I mean, it is still fun to an extent to watch it, regardless of who starts it.
>>751849654
Lol, sure I guess.
>>751849683
A purple.
>>751849697
Sleep well Chen!
>Neptune
>>751849777
Nice trips neppy
>tali
>>751847472
>go back to >>>/trash/
>back
uwut?
and i like you!
>>751847580
that's good! that will restore faith in yourself, you can do it!
>>751847605
O-oh... That's,.. that's bad, really bad...
>>751847690
What if the man stops running and starts fighting? I can't hunt him then?
God damn this food is delicious
bumps
