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>>751806710
This is fucking awesome. So many mixed emotions.
First I was like:
>This asshole's about to get sideswiped by a car.
Then:
>Oh shit, he's going to cut himself hard on some broken glass.
Then:
>He's about to pummel this old white knight to death.
Finally:
>Hahah, he got swiped by a car.
>>751806223
like the file name
>>751807049
Wow, what an asshole.
>>751807149
the cgi for the new pacific rim looks pretty shitty.
>>751806710
Blue shirt hits like a raging homosexual
>>751807049
and ....DO THA TWIST
>>751807049
Why didn't he run to the other side. it didn't look like he was trying to die
>>751807503
r u mad white boi?
>>751806627
That squish
>>751807526
What am I looking at?
>>751807708
HOLY FUCK
>>751806710
fucking kek'd
>>751807806
A computer
>>751807357
LMFAO
>>751807526
Sauce: this took place in latin america, she broke up with her boyfriend after she caught him cheating on her and she was trying to commit suicide....yep the dumpiest suicide ever
>>751807708
>THE MAN GOT UP TO GO AFTER HIM
>AFTER HE TRIED TO PULL THE KNIFE OUT TO STAB HIM BACK
>>751807049
They never think to just duck under the platform...
>>751807890
You think their mothers are proud to have endured several months of painstaking labor to produce them?
>>751807549
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>>751808269
I fucking hate orientals
>>751807222
did she carry the gas pump when she runs?
>>751806223
is this a spoiler from the next Jurassic Park movie?
>>751806993
LuLz, ya that's it exactly
>>751808683
How did it explode?
>>751808815
Idiots
>>751808815
Nerve gas
>>751807268
I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE!
DYING ON THE STREET!
AND I KNOW IT'S MY TIME TO GO HOME!
>>751808588
No the dude is holding the pump and she is holding something else. The dude seemed to spray her with the gas for some reason
>>751808663
wear ur seatbelts
>>751806223
I didn't see anyone get wrecked in this.
>>751808593
Fucking brutal. That internal bleeding
>>751808815
build-up of pressure inside the gas cylinder
>>751808254
>gets back into the burning vehicle
>>751806627
It just happened so fast
>>751808593
EMT here. This guy is fucked even if you had him in the ER with the world's best doctor. Internal bleeding caused by blunt trauma can very quickly become a death sentence.
>>751808344
I don't know why I hate this dude so much.
He felt so gently with no resistance in the water.
I also hope he survived and die from something else after. like something as stupid.
>>751808554
Apple I-Phone factory
>>751808851
His shoe damn near hit the camera
>>751807899
Did he died?
>>751809249
dem damn dukes
>>751808924
Deja-VU!!
>>751808758
WHAT AM i LOOKING AT
>>751808663
thats what they get for stopping on the highway
>>751808815
hybred car malfunction
>>751808254
wtf happened??
>>751809350
how many of those foot stomps missed?
>>751809350
What. The. FUCK
>>751807872
Fucking cambodians.
>>751809415
Not naming this spillTheBeans.gif
>>751809256
my justice boner is throbbing
>>751808938
Rather try to save his truck then not kill his wife.. smart move.
>>751808772
deserved for bad judgement
>>751808254
Why did that happen?
>>751809674
MOOOOOOODS
>>751809083
she was pregnant
>>751808941
did he died?
>>751809674
You're fucking disgusting
>>751807503
i mean, he only fucked her ass cheeks from the looks of it
>>751809674
>>751809083
Ralph's sack
>>751807341
metal
>>751807344
dude this guy's on a fucking rampage
>>751808437
I don't know that goats really feel pride.
>>751809097
You were the chosen one!
>>751809249
maybe there is a god...
>>751809361
gonna guess a chick having a (fake) seizure
>>751807503
Filthy ape being a filthy ape. These need to be exterminated. Foul demonic creatures.
>>751809524
Azns bro
>>751809963
I don't think it's fake, what with the fluid coming out of the side of her mouth...
>>751807708
>ATTEMPTED TO PULL THE KNIFE OUT TO GET HIM WITH IT
HOLY SHIT THIS GUY IS GOD
>>751810061
Hiroshima and Nagasaki were not enough
>>751808344
at least he found a short cut home from the designated shitting street
>>751808554
>MULTITUHL SIMLUTANOUS DEHP STIKES!
>>751808167
Body mod wise, thats kinda dope
>>751808437
probably, white people are fucking ridiculous
>>751809097
>>751808007
These aren't my gloves.
>>751810265
kill yourself
>>751809620
this looks like a gta 5 accident
>>751806927
Put a smile on my face, thanks anon.
>>751807268
>>751806627
fucking idiots
>>751807149
you got me good
>>751809350
All those chinks casually walking by like it’s no big deal.
>>751809837
What the fuck?!
>>751808998
chinks
>>751809249
truck actually landed on top of a car with people in it but somehow they werent injured much.
>>751808344
Your street shitting days are over, Faried.
>>751806223
The fact that neither thinks "I know; Kicks!" just shows how dumb street niggers are...One well aimed roundhouse/sidekick would end this shit.
>>751808344
It's like he wasn't even trying.
>>751810374
>Dat filename
>>751810338
Found the nigger
>>751811089
IKR!!1! Teh Sampsons is the best show ever!!
>>751811027
>Faried
That's not even an indian name, there's a black basketball player named Kenneth Faried
>>751809584
man, this would suck. Damned to being nothing more than another statistic :(.
>>751806710
Literally lold
>>751807149
Cute.
>>751807409
What was she even doing here?
>>751807751
>wellthatescalatedquickly.jpg
>>751808254
Tazered in a fire caused by the tazer. Kek. That's an excellent torture method.
>>751808437
To be fair, this was a clean kill and animals like that are slaughtered every day to produce consumer meat so... this is really tame tbh
>>751808663
Never seen this, thanks!
>>751809083
>he didnt eat pineapple
>>751806627
>It takes a crane to get it out
>>751809083
>bleablb
>I'm sorry!
>blaaaaarg
>the pathetic attempt to contain the situation with cheap shopping bags
>Ralph's
Gets me every time
>>751811006
Sauce?
>>751807149
Fucking Jihadists
>>751809402
where are the lions and the bears? you fucking liar, make better filenames!
>>751806840
I bet that grass broke the fall saved his life on what could've been a fatal accident
>>751812663
The line between killing for 'need' and doing it for fun with laughter and close up photos of the corpse is not that thin
>>751809565
i love that rage against the machine album, so cool to see it live!
>>751807409
Wtf happened?
>>751813401
Flambeau gone wrong
>>751809565
Why the fuck does no one remember Stop, Drop and Roll? They teach it in school. Does everyone sleep through lifesaving advice? Fucking idiots. Not one person in this thread who catches on fire does the ONE THING almost guaranteed to put it out.
>>751813421
I meant Flambé*
>>751808269
The show must go on
>>751808322
wtf i had to skip through that
>>751813349
>need
Do you have any idea how much meat is thrown away by groceries and restaurants each day?
Besides, you don't "need" to eat meat.
>>751813451
Its possibly panic, i heard fire is the most painful thing you can go trough, so she probably was in shock
>>751813534
You'd think "MAKE IT STOP" would trigger memories on HOW to make it stop, though. Running just literally makes it burn hotter.
>>751813504
The line between killing mechanically for the purpose of maintaining a food economy srructure in wich are based many jobs and wheter may not be ethical is still buried deep in our society doing it for fun with laughter and close up photos of the corpse is not that thin
>>751813451
I'm not convinced that would save you're life when you're that completely and intensely on fire. You'd have to snuff all the flames at once I'd think.
>>751813401
nerve gas duh
>>751809765
I think that's a safe assumption
>>751813697
Well fuck my cellphone, I actually know how to write properly.
Anyway you got the point and you are a cunt
>>751813697
Learn English, and maybe then preach to us about nutrition and ethics, yeah? Also, Google "How to end a sentence." Jesus.
>>751813734
This is why you'll die if you catch on fire. Just do it, faggot. It works.
>>751813734
Nowadays you can have all your skin replaced from an ass cheek skin transplant, even from a pig skin, so it is.
>>751813755
fucken lier
>>751813697
You've got a point, but how do you know they weren't going to have a barbecue?
Obviously these guys are edgelord faggots but honestly that clip isn't like many I've seen from actual slaughterhouse where the animals clearly suffer and their deaths are prolonged.
>>751806223
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj_H94084MQ
This is better u fags
>>751813844
>tryingtoohard.jpg
Go to bed, Timmy.
>>751813770
The point there is the 'for fun' part, you mumbling idiotic grasseater.
>>751813770
Do us all a favor and stay out of the argument if you have nothing meaningful to contribute.
>>751813914
Wait. Were you arguing AGAINST vegans/vegetarians? My bad. We're on the same side. Maybe some periods would have helped me gleen that from your paragraph-sentence hybrid.
>>751810111
Trips confirms
>>751813803
I'll probably panic just like them, but okay, I'll take your word for it.
>>751808516
The feeling is mutual, faglord.
>>751813963
In the words of many, many, MANY tards and faggots that came before me on this website (ignoring that I came here in 06 due to an ex-girlfriend.) Ahem;
>No u
>>751813870
Well since they would had to eviscerate and cut it in pieces, Id say it may not be a barbecue, at least, not a regular one.
Yes, people do that when fishing and its acceptable, but I mean from my point of view. An alien may see all of the above as plain atrocity, but well, there are no neutral observators here. Hell, maybe even humanity will evolve past meat eating, who knows.
>>751809083
LOL bag says Ralphs, how fitting
>>751813974
More or less. Im not a full 'proud carnivore' but hell man, im spanish. With all the traditional sausages and ham we have, you'll have to be quite the fanatic to not eat at least those. And we all can agree meat tastes better than vegetables.
>>751809083
That's why you should drink pineapple juice.
>>751814376
I know a couple who used to live Sevilla, one is a vegetarian, and he said it's a pain in the ass to be vegetarian there.
>>751812161
I feel bad for this driver. Those fucktards were crossing where they clearly shouldn't, and that with a baby stroller. Common fucking sense people. Losing situation for all.
>>751812279
Wtf it cuts off too soon. Fake?
>>751814572
Yep. 100% agree. God only knows why he sped up tho. Panic, probably.
>>751806627
da fuck are they doing moving a truck over flat ground with a crane anyway, it has wheels and an engine for a reason
>>751807357
did he died?
>>751808758
nerve gas?
>>751814623
Not to mention the load is only secured at three points, no wonder one gave.
>>751808516
>orientals
we call them asian now, Grandpa
>>751808631
Tyronenosaurus
>>751809097
>>751809495
he had to update his fb status
>>751814568
Thats their problem. Mediterranean diet has plenty of vegetables and fruit, its not like being vegan in Texas
>>751807503
Black bois get all the white wimmin
>>751815199
That's your problem. Plenty of nice Mexican and other subtropical region fruits and veggies coming in on the cheap. Not like being a vegan in Alberta.
>>751813466
no you didn't.
>>751815399
Im a vegan feminist in California.
I am the pinnacle of faggotry
>>751809565
Remember kids. If you catch fire immediately run into traffic as fast as possible.
>>751806223
bump
>>751807503
why black guys always get hottest white girls
>>751806927
>b-but why would anyone need a gun?
>it's 2017!
>>751814572
Why? He's clearly a fucking sped, he could of stoped the car instead of speeding up and then going on the wrong side of the road. Pedestrians take priority on the road
>>751816117
Obvious troll is obvious
>>751806840
I’ve always wanted to see the whole video for this. Sauce?
The reactions of the man and woman at the right. He just nopes the fuck outta there.
>>751806627
Quick! run to see if he's okay!
>>751809083
Lol @ how he kept jerking off to the last second.
>>751816303
How is this troll? This is common fucking sense. Do you not live in a country with road laws?
>>751816017
you're an idiot
>>751808772
>that virgin walk
>>751807357
>>751809584
https://youtu.be/vVUegkiwek4?t=41s
>>751809837
>>751808269
wtf happened?
>>751809361
Nutted but he still fuckin
>>751808554
that fucking file name.
>>751816744
He's obviously an ameritard where if you get hit by a car, its your fault.
>>751808941
Can someone add the Goofy scream?
>>751809350
Might be the worst rekt I’ve ever watched.
>>751808344
Bollywood Jackass movie
>>751817326
OBSESSED
>>751807526
Is it bad I was playing Du Hast in my head all the way through?
>>751814572
Ooh FUCK *throws down hat* i just wanted to go fast in my cool car now ive killed two toddlers. FUCK THAT DRIVER YOU FUCKING RETARD.
>>751817326
Im an ameritard, and speeding up trying to go off the road to avoid walking pedestrians instead of slowing down to a stop is called MURDER. Or criminal negligence. I would have shot that driver dead right there.
>>751807806
Suicide by headbutt
>>751807751
Did this dude just get a pool cue through the eye into the brain? God damn
>>751807149
Fucking LUL
>>751809617
No one respects the old rekt anymore
>>751808593
fakest snuff ive ever seen, the way he can pick his head up after squirting cartoon volumes of blood, fucking 'Israeli Secret Intelligence Service' needs to step up their propaganda production values, you have to be retarded to think this is real
>>751808274
Fucking die, worthless piece of fuck
>>751817206
The lights triggered a seizure. I don't remember the name of the group, but I'm pretty sure this incident destroyed their PR and ultimately the group because not a single one of them showed an ounce of concern for the woman screaming and seizing on the floor.
It's a perfect example of how cutthroat the k-pop business is.
>>751815971
They are stealing dat boi?
>>751816017
This happend in mexico where some low tier cartel trahs tried to steal from another low tier cartel trash.
we dont have the laws to carry guns out in the open on beanerland anon, only robbers, cartels and the goverment has guns, the civilians are fucked.
>>751807357
When you already nut but she keep suckin
>>751818437
>mexico
not that matters, but that was Argentina, and not related to cartels
>>751806710
The absolute state of the UK
>>751819041
kek, what must be going through his head right now
>>751807344
This is almost too perfect to be real, if it was actually real, what a legend!
>>751807751
The genius yanked it out...
>>751819084
>mfw got smoked by an ounce
>>751808344
Still gonna send it
>>751808957
They were both standing on the side of the road by their disabled tractor
both died
driver survived onlly to commit soduku less than a year later.
>>751809083
her cries of sorry always got me rock hard.
>>751806710
>>751807222
What a dumb faggot
>>751809402
They tell you not to get out of your car at the Safari park for a fucking reason.
>>751810007
That's seriously all you got out of this? Pathetic.
>>751815971
>put him in the trunk , I dont want to get shit all over my seats
>>751807549
Got me good
checking in
>>751808437
He beheaded a goat what is the big deal? There are webm's of people skinning animals alive, even boiling them.
Anyone got the gif or webm of the man shitting on a baby?
>>751818261
>'Its only fake when isis does it'
>>751807341
Story?
>>751809097
fucking white man who puts electricity on copper to keep black man down
>>751818837
so why are they driving on the right, Einstein?
>>751806223
first time i see unarmed niggers
>>751816017
well obviously you need a gun when youre living in a 3d world shithole like somalia and the usa.
>>751812161
the father got time to at least froze yet he only walked only enough for the stroller... i wonder if it was on purpose to kill their ugly children
>>751807341
The material component for his fire wave spell seems to be gasoline.
>>751807149
Dat one rused me big time.
>>751807708
I bet that knife was made in China
>>751808042
They really brought the house down with that performance.
>>751813658
You're an idiot.
>>751812161
>>751814572
>>751814618
>>751817765
Both children survived.
>>751808516
Just call the ones you need to hate "mainland chinese"
>>751820388
Wonder what kinda vape mod he using
>>751820008
At least the nog still lived.
>>751807344
Let me guess: Slavs. The niggers of Europe.
>>751807526
The fact some dumb bitch would go as far as to do this is laughable.
I DEMAND MORE VIDS PLS
