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>logging in
The Log of Shit of Andy Sixx is not like any other log of shit you may find at your local bathroom. Tis truly the works of a god in his own right.
The Andy Sixx is native to North America but has been reported to migrate on the occasion of the annual Vans Warped Tour. His reproduction rate is remarkably high considering how many girls want to give him a vasectomy with their tongues.
What you don’t know right now is that Andy Sixx is the hottest, sexiest, gothiciest, hardcoreiest, deathcoreiest metal singer in the world and common sexual congress and foreplay would simply not do the job in trying to pleasure someone so divine, so perfect… so… holy, like his ass. Sure one could suck on his fucking dick and drink all of his sperms but it would never come close to showing your love and affection for him.
It starts with getting your foot in the door, which will not be easy. First you need to buy tickets for a Black Veil Brides concert and you must go to the actual concert hall, sneak past security and make your way to Andy’s dressing room. Much competition awaits you from other little BVB fangirls who want Andy’s Warm Log of Shit slidding down their fucking throats so badly. Some of them have killed others to make their chances of being where they are in the heat of the moment even possible, so do not take your presence or your life for granted.
>>751785921
The cream...
>>751785921
This fucking cancer should be auto-deleted every time somebody posts it.
>>751786686
report it. see what happens, tough guy
>>751785921
To be fair, you have to have a scat fetish to understand Andy Sixx's logs. The flavor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of eating da poopoo, most of the logs will go over a typical eater's head. There's also Andy's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his songs - his personal philosophy draws heavily from his dad Nikki, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these logs, to realize that they're not just tasty- their flavor says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike eating logs of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the bouquet of his creamiest, steamiest dumplings, which themselves are a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Andy's logtrain unfolds itself into their gaping mouths. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a BVB tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for Andy's eyes only. And hopefully I can demonstrate to him just how dedicated I am too answer the question: "Would you?"
>>751786591
the steam...
Rolling for the dream
>>751787346
the corncobbled, fat marbled CREAM DREAM SUPREME!!
Logging in
>>751787553
But I'm Catholic????
>>751786221
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>>751788045
i see a russian bot has logged in for the cream
>>751788214
But what if he's here for the steam?
Check these steamy dubs
>>751788391
>implying the cream and the steam don't come together
>>751789403
>sources
>wikipedia
Oh fuck off
fucking disgraceful log lovers
You've been trying to make this a thing for almost a year. It's time to stop.
>>751790422
Two years actually. The Log surfaced in 2015.
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>>751790422
i've browsed at least once a week for the past 3 years and i first saw it in october of 2016
Love this guy
>>751791043
source?
>>751785921
explain this meme.
>>751792693
All explained here, my friend
https://shitlogof4chan.wixsite.com/logofshit/log-of-shit-news
http://andy-sixx.wikia.com/wiki/Andy_Sixx
https://youtu.be/j68W7y4qvco
https://youtu.be/ZPFNB2oOM1U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NAlu0UGBqQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk8ESKRXkUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5Yz3_HaStM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKXMQEqerIg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRS6nPu91yY
https://youtu.be/6d__Uq61XZo
https://youtu.be/DXu6Kd8rRTU
https://youtu.be/UptLe9y4_wg
https://youtu.be/xUAODdohl-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFnaZUAXopo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=227i-_wXep4
https://youtu.be/EmbUqArXfuA
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16fUKJDfyjb
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OJTzd0aWu8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g6g3qvFfot
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Rb1E8gQTGs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0theChY7198
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0849TjsO9LY
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D51oVpGhPk
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1kuEmnswVkj
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y4TvM537Rn
>>751785921
Grow up
>>751787346
The dream...
>>751793759
Grow up
>>751793901
Grow up
>>751794186
Grow up
>>751794226
Grow up
>>751794264
Grow up
>>751794331
Grow up
>>751794400
Grow up
>>751794400
Grow up
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>>751794448
Grow up
>>751794468
Grow up
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The cream dream supreme
>>751794880
Won't someone think of the steam??
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>>751795109
Looks like you took a wrong turn on your way to /pol/ kid
>>751795269
Kek he needs Andy's hair
Clog my throat Andrew Black
Wet shot
My mouth
Andy sixx
Done deal
>>751795867
Shit, that is
The nice thing about Andy Sixx's logs is that they're so fucking creamy, it slidds right down your throat without the need to swallow, yet it stays fully intact due to its clogged core.
>>751796024
Can someone hit me with that pic of the log core and layers and shit
>>751796159
Gotchu logfriend
>Loggin out
>>751796209
KEK thanks throatfriend
>>751796209
i actually made that earlier this year, my heart / throat is warmed
>>751796780
It saves us a lot of time having to explain the genius of Andy Sixx to newfags
>>751796958
they dont read it anyway
is animaterr man here?
>>751797321
you can lead a throat horse to shitwater...
>>751797595
but you can't make him slidd
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>>751797621
very true
