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Prove this guy is a pedophile.
Protip: you literally can't
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Go to hell, Dan.
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>>751771296
Dan get in the van is a hero living the heros dream
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based dan is too based for /b/
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You can but he's far far too powerful to be taken down.
He's literally the final boss of pedos.
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Any proof he is?
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>>751771961
>dan get in the van
I kekd way too hard
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Any nickelodeon insider here? What's the deal with Dan?
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>>751772499
There is no proof. Only speculation and and rumors but no concrete proof
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>>751772980
>No proof
He got my girl Jamie spears pregnant
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>>751773182
Jamie is a whore just like Brittney. There was no proof that stated Dan was the one who get her pregnant
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>>751772980
I'm sure Icarly disagrees.
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>kek
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>>751771296
He's male. They're all pedos.
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Did Jontron shave?
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>>751773337
Checked and this is brought up everytime this pic comes up but she looks like she's about to cry.
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>>751773337
>afterrape.jpg
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>>751771296
>Prove this guy is a pedophile.
>Protip: you literally can't

I corrected that for you
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>>751771296
Class act
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>>751773319
Nigga wat
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>>751773337
There hasn't been enough evidence to convict dan. So Miranda "icarly" is lying
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>>751773319
NIGGA PLEZ
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>>751774032
On December 20, 2007, in an interview with OK! magazine, Spears announced that she was pregnant by her then-boyfriend, Casey Aldridge.
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>>751773976
fuck off, Dan.
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I'm sick of it. Stop posting my pictures! I will have 4chan closed!
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>>751774755
Why? You are /b/ hero, Dan?
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>>751775190
Dan is the greatest hero. Getting all that teen snatch and using his money and power to cover it up. Long live Dan!
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>>751771296
prove he's not.
check and mate.
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>>751775356
So true. He is untouchable.
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>>751771296
he has classic pedophile facial features
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>>751775356
This is nonsense. Dan hasn't touched any of the stars inappropriately. Again, where's your proof?
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>>751775676
just look at him, he's evil!
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>>751775676
go to bed, Dan
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>>751775676
We're on to you dan
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>>751773337
>>751773543
Look at her hand, there's a tissue?!
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>>751771296
Ass shit Tropicana
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>>751773337
Dan is such a lucky bastard. He defiled prime Miranda.
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>>751775903
Holding a tissue is proof? Ok....
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>>751773468
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
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>>751776037
Undeveloped boobs.
1/10
would not fuck
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>>751773543
incorrect check

get gud
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>>751773337
this picture is so fucked up
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>>751776087
>Eyes look like she's crying
>Tissue in hand
THERE'S NOT ENOUGH PROOF THAT IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S BEEN CRYING
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>>751776087
Nigga
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>>751776172
>would not fuck this beauty with perfect skin
Are you gay?
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>>751776219
She was crying from laughter. He tucked her so hard with his big cock and joked her so hard that she cried. It's natural
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>>751776037
The ghost is so white after too many bukkakes at frat parties.
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>>751776277
It's bad, it's immoral. We need to behave better
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>>751776037
She's too old in that pick.
This is more like Dan's taste
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>>751776426
How in hell fucking a hot 24 years old girl is immoral? What's your problem, nigga?
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>>751776506
Oh, Dan... That's a little too much even for you.
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>>751776219
Holding a tissue and watery eyes doesn't mean she got raped
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>>751776543
Have some morals and you'll understand. I hate people like you, it's totally fucking sick.
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>>751774251
Have you seen the kid, though? Looks a lot like a smaller version of Dan.
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>>751773337
She looks MK-Ultra af
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>>751776640
No shit fucktard. I was just commenting that she had a tissue in her hand might be related to why she looks like she's been crying. Could be fucking allergies but there's a correlation.
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>>751776786
Da fuk m8?
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>>751776840
Allergic to his cum
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>>751776949
Watch me
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>>751771296
Just wait. Its only a matter of time before accusation against him are made by his former starlets.
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>>751771296
Why does he look so annoyed and resentful here?
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>>751777159
That is the look of a pedophile rapist
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>>751776949
To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.

Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?

So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.

At least you've made it in Hollywood.
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nice feet
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>>751776711
No she doesn't
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>>751778084
Is that Jamie? She looks so... old.
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>>751778322
Thats jamie as of febuary 2017
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>>751778407
Holy shit and I'm older than she is by a few months and I don't look that old. She looks mid to late 30s minimum in that pic.
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>>751778084
Don't let Dan near Maddie!! Save her at all costs
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>>751778498
Children drain your life anon
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>>751771296
he knows his bitches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7pGwBSmzrc
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I see a bright future ahead
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>>751778498
>To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll.
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>>751778553
He's coming for her sooner or later
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>>751771296
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>>751772329
Smelling the pussy, what more proof you want OP, o wait shoukd i say Dan.
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No proof has been posted yet. So does this mean that Dan is innocent?
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>>751779063
i wonder if dan ever wanted to train josh peck to be his protege
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>>751779621
Funny how Josh is still popular unlike drake
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Any evidence that Dan 'if she's underage I'll give her a stage and ram my dick inside her' Schneider isn't a pedophile?
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>>751779621
>Look at me....I'm the Dan now.
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>>751776262
Looking a one tiny and fat dick and having to suck on it by force, how she will not be crying after and having to pose indifferent for the camera is an imposible task to do.
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>>751779747
one of them followed the path of dan, one of them decided to be a fucking cuck normie
>so they broke his arm
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>>751779135
sick bastard
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>>751778498
She's seen some shit, fammm
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>>751772393
I thought the pope was the final boss
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>>751780550
He is, you're just trying to argue that with the pope.
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>>751771296
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schnieder us not a pedo
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>>751773543
checking what newfag there was no get
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Dan "I have a plan to get you in the back of my unmarked van" Schnieder makes so much money for Nic that he's untouchable. Especially now he's Dan "The lawyer said marry someone older and the FBI will close their folder" Schnieder
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Dan "give her the sausage while she's still underage" Schneider
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There was a young girl who swallowed Dan Schnieder.
He wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed Dan Schnieder right by his fly.
I don't know why she went by his fly.
Perhaps she'll die.
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Dan "never fucked an adolescent with her consent" Schneider
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Dan "Along came a Schnieder and crept up inside her" Schnieder.
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Dan "Age is just a number and my favorite numbers are 12 to 15" Schnieder.
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If it wasn't for dan, we wouldn't have scenes like these on kids shows... fucking hero
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Dan "It's not rape because your not old enough to consent anyway" Schnieder
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Dan "my cock looks huge in the girls with no pubes" Schneider
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>>751781467
Lost
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>>751771296
You'd think with all the shit /b has given fatty magoo over the years for being a pedo, there'd be some accusations surrounding him with everything else going on right now.
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>>751781865
nothing will happen til these girl's careers are dead and buried
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Dan "sexual intercourse" Schneider
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Dan "Harvey Weinstein" Schneider
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Dan "The Spider" Schneider
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Dan "I may be corpulent but I get to fuck an adolescent" Schneider
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Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
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A reminder that as a producer, he always has an excuse to walk into the dressing room of children as they are putting on their clothes, to let them know of "something urgent" that came up.

I wonder how many times has he done it.
I wonder how many tiny teen tits has he seen.
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>>751782368
More than any of us faggots ever will
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Dan "excellence in pedophilia" Schneider
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this guy has a good youtube channel. He's blowing the door open on this hollywood pedo stuff and mentions Dan the man https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9SL3BtH21c8EGeZnw0WTXw/videos
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>>751771296
All I need to see is the haircut
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Dan "The Kike at Nick giving Tykes the Dick" Schneider
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Dan "the man we all wish we could be, minus the obesity" Schneider
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>>751782246
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>>751782595
I wouldn't care if I was obese as long as I had that tight teen coochie
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>>751776543
24 is way too old, that's disgusting, don't make us think about it!
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Dan "access to prime pussy" Schneider
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>>751778981
You gotta pay the troll toll!
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iconic villain in SpongeBob is named "Dirty Dan" ...coincidence? I think not
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Dan "the underage pussy custodian of Nickelodeon" Schneider
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>>751776262
420 blaze it
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Dan "the hymen was still there and I didn't notice any hair" Schneider
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Dan "most people fuck'em and kill'em at this age, but I just put'em on stage" Schneider
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Dan "To be in my show your hymen must go" Schnieder.
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Dan "if you want to be famous then let me finger your anus" Schnieder
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Dan "find the child prodigy and make some pornography" Schneider
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Dan "Not all heros wear capes" Schnieder.
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Dan "Before you get on TV you have to star in CP" Schnieder
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>>751771296
you know those Hollywood parents would tell their children to do him if they could get a shot at stardom.
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Dan "anything after 12 is lunch" Schneider
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>>751774755
>> I will have 4chan closed!

Kek
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All of these accusations to all of these stars and Dan the man is having quadsomes with 12 year olds lol.

He IS the final pedo boss.
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>>751773337
Is it just me ... or does this fuck look like a fat kind of rapey version of Ryan Reynolds

>kekfest
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>>751775676
Just wait 20 years. Then there will be a dozen or so believed accusations.
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>>751771296
He wanted me to do something to him when I was young trying to break into acting, he said he liked my audition and told my parents he wanted to do a personal one on one session.
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>>751785254
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Dan "apple cider" Schneider
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>>751785254
>go on
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>>751782368
Dan "the pedonald trumpedo" schneider
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Dan "Literally Donald Trump" Schneider
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Dan "cherry popper of the teeny boppers" Schneider
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Dan "If Her Age Is on the Clock She's Ready for the Cock" Schneider
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Dan "the pussy of the young tastes best to my tongue" Schneider
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Dan "semen: it's part of a complete breakfast for kids" Schneider
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Dan "Molester of Underage Girls" Schneider
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>>751784582
That's way too long, I wanna see that fat neck around a noose.
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Dan "routinely has sexual intercourse with children" Schneider
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Dan put her in the van or I'll have you canned Schneider
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Dan "I get paid to live the dream" Schneider
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Dan "I may be out of shape but it doesn't hold me back from rape" Schneider
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>>751780120
He's been rubbing his foot fetish in our faces for decades.
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Dan "it's rape in name only" Schneider
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Dan "doing exactly what any man in his position would do" Schneider
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>>751784533
cant unsee
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>>751773337
She is weeping with joy. Being touched by Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider is a momentous occasion.
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>>751774251
How much money was she given to tell that story?
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I proved it by watching iCarly, and that one where he knocked up jamie Spears
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>>751771296
What has he been up to since Drake and Josh?
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Dan "cum inside them before they're old enough to get pregnant" Schneider
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Dan "fuck the kids, fuck them mercilessly, right in the pussy" Schneider
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Dan "full body magnum condom" Schneider
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Dan "nothing to see here" Schneider
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>>751788988
getting younger actors.
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>>751789412
Scouring the farm system
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>>751771296
that's because he ate the evidence, it's quite clear.
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>>751771296
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>>751771296
His lips are very pink, like young pussy. I wonder if that's a symptom of eating young pussy.
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Dan "nigger" Schneider
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Dan "It's not sick, it's love" Schneider
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Dan "if I don't fuck them, someone else will" Schneider
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Dan "imagine getting to fuck 12 year old pussy, imagine how sweet and juicy it is" Schneider
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Dan "OP's a faggot" Schneider
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>>751779135
Kek
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Dan "when they start to squirm you gotta hold them firm" Schneider
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>>751771296
That neck must mean something
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Their lunches or how many guys they blown - this is things that girls lie about...

raping - this is stuff women never lie about.
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So fucked up.
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Dan "Send me your toes and I'll put you in shows" Schneider
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Dan "they'll rail against what I'm doing until they're in a position to rail these girls"Schneider
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Dan "they hate me cuz they ain't me" Schneider
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>>751777369
Delete this !!!
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>>751771296
>tfw when Dan never has to force young girls into sexual relations. He's a kind and tender lover.
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It can't be a coincidence. This is all true, isn't it?
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>>751779135
>>751779526
>>751782131
>>751782353
DELETE THIS NOW
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Dan "If she weighs more than a duck that I can fuck" Schneider
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>>751771296

Dan "I'm gonna skeet on her feet while she calls me Nicks Elite" Schneider.
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Dan "conductor of underage trains" Schneider
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Dan "I suck the toejam out of underage sluts for a living" Schneider
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>>751777185
>>751777369
>>751779135
>>751779526
>>751782131
>>751790689
>>751791077
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>>751791077
This genuinely looks like an after rape picture. Wonder how many miles of cunt Dan's chode has been through.
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>>751791934
>>751792058
>>751792299
>>751792300
STAAAAAAAP NOW
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Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider
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Dan "if there is grass on the field, time to play ball" Schneider
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Dan "Too Young is just a Chinese name for me" Schneider
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>>751778633
And your semen.
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Dan "there's nothing inherently satisfying about my job, the payoff in the form of sex with underage girls is what makes it worthwhile" Schneider
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Dan "you say statutory, I say cacciatore" Schneider
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>>751792495
>>751792507
>>751792546
>>751792563
AAAAAA I'LL CALL THE CYBER POLICE NOW
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>>751781000
>checked
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Does Dan Schneider like black cock? He worked with young black boys.
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>>751792768

Who the fuck let you in, normie? Get offline if this shit is too much for your young, tender eyes.
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Dan "if there's virgin soil, plough it" Schneider
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Dan "smack the firm young ass" Schneider
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Dan "sex is a dish best served young" Schneider
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>>751793206
kek
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>>751781467
Dan "crept up inSchneider"
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Dan "keep 'em coming 'til they're cumming" Schneider
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Dan "before" Schneider
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Dan "I shove my hairy greasy ass chode up the cunt of 12 year olds" Schneider
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Dan "Tostitos ice cream" Schneider
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Dan "orchestra" Schneider
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Dan "vitamin" Schneider
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Dan "play them children like a fiddle" Schneider
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Dan "Andy Sixx's log of shit" Schneider
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Dan "once you go Schneider, you never go lighter" Schneider
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If wanting to resize iCarly's three holes is pedophilstic, then I'm a straight michael jackson
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Dan "weight is no impediment to my pedophilia" Schneider
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