YLYL
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL
kek
>>751735052
asd
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no plz noo
>>751735052
Nice plate m8
Wtf is this guy actually a bot that autospams whenever a thread has ylyl in it.
Wasd
>>751735052
No risk it
>>751735052
fuk
wut
>>751735619
i hope you die
>>751735052
Cunt
>>751735052
>YLYL
K
Bot was really fast this time, well its over now so start posting again
>>751735619
dsfsdsdffsd
>>751735052
Damnit...
>>751735052
no plas
>>751735815
meh
>>751735052
>Turns into a rage comic thread
Holy fucking normalfags.
>>751736811
whats the deal with the bot posting anyway? just for shits and giggles or is someone doing the whole 'bring back old /b/' thing again?
>>751735052
kek
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>>751735052
eh...
>>751735420
Please just kys already. Your shit is fucking horrible
>>751735052
Jokes on you; I have a fatherboard
>>751737013
It's some cringeworthy no life fat fuck giggling as he eats Cheetos in his mom's basement while she's out buying him tendies and contemplating suicide for having such a worthless, disgusting, resource-draining son.
>>751737887
It's a bot you goddamn stupid fucking newshit nigger
>>751735619
Shit head
>>751738185
Don't call me a bot. I take big pride in posting it all manually.
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>>751738277
If you really are the person posting it I hope your sister gets brutally raped and the rest of your family gets murdered while you remain and are framed for it all then get brutally butt fucked by Tyrone, Lydarius, and Jaiquon in prison.
>>751735052
go fuck yourself
Plz no.
>>751738522
He speaks the truth.
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>>751735860
ether kill your bot or please PLEASE KYS.
>>751735052
546546
Fuck
>>751735619
fucking hell, I hope you die you cancerous cunt
>>751735052
noo
>>751736144
Would def take this one
>>751735052
No thanks
>>751735052
stop
This is the best YLYL I've seen in a while
lost to every single post
>>751737341
lost
>>751735052
*le meme hell
https://youtu.be/0YOPsr9Yumc
>>751735052
Asshole.
>>751735052
Ohnononononono, everything but that.
>>751735052
Fgt
>>751735052
This post grants inmunity for everyone that sees it
>>751735619
Jokes on you the I have no pets and for everyone that sees this post gets inmunity against this post
>>751742393
A true american hero.
>>751735420
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>>751735450
etc
These memes started on /b/. I want you to remember that.
>>751737435
Did it really say nigger?
>>751735052
I need to RMA mine. at least one, possibly two DIMM slots are fuxord.
>>751742729
No, the article says "ngier"
http://www.pcgamer.com/fallout-4-computers-used-to-depict-russian-hacking-on-cnn/
>>751735619
Immunaziation
>>751742933
Damn. Good shop tho.
>>751742742
I updated the BIOS and bricked mine.
>>751743905
How fucking old is your MB? All boards nowadays have a backup, exactly for that. Read the manual, there's most likely a DIP switch or more to get the backup to fix the broken BIOS.
>>751735619
fag
>>751735052
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>751735619
fuck!
Now that's something i'm actually concerned about.
>>751735619
fuck you
Did you laugh or did you lose?
Great thread everyone, 10/10.
Ok cool
>>751736970
Just some bot or a really sad faggot.
Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV8RQXW7cdc
>>751735052
shit
>>751735052
>>751744044
It was a MSI 970 MOBO, and nothing worked. It even stopped beeping after a few tries. Just total failure.
This thread is fucking shit. What the fuck happened to /b/? Oh I know it was infested by cancerous newshits from fucking plebbit and 9gag and funnyjunk and tumblr and god knows what else. Get the fuck off my /b/ and stop cancering it up. Kill yourselves.
>>751735126
Crown me or kiss my ass
>>751738277
Nah, it's a bot, stop taking credit faggot. I would know, I made it.
>>751745992
>acting like ylyl threads were not here in 2008
>>751746219
This. They were here from the very start, though the name was different. And when it first came out, it was more of a game where people actually tired not to lose.
>>751735619
sfsd
>>751746219
That wasn't my point you illiterate simpleton. These fucking threads used to have good quality posts and OC. Yeah there was the occasional shit thread and there were always fags that liked to post unfunny shit but this is fucking unacceptable. Fuck all of you.
>>751735052
fuck
>>751746556
The joke's on you, I like rage comics.
>>751746470
>These fucking threads used to have good quality posts and OC
>there were always fags that liked to post unfunny shit
>not realizing it's just you that's gotten older and /b/ has always been the same
>>751746470
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>>751735052
my real mother can die all day long but i wont risk my motherboard
All of you cringeworthy little children can fuck off and die. I'm glad you weren't here during the heyday because you'd have fucked it up like you fuck up everything else. You should all have been aborted. Fucking millennial unemployed burnout pieces of shit.
>>751746882
>I'm glad you weren't here during the heyday
>implying /b/ ever had a heyday and has ever been better than it is right now
>>751747022
Spotted the newfag. Stop pretending like you've been here for more than a few months, a year at best.
>>751735052
hope you die in sleep
>>751735588
>You have to be 18 to be on this site
>>751735052
not risking it
I'd rather my MOBO not die thx
>>751735450
LOST
>>751735052
Leave my motherboard out of this
>>751744667
I really really like this image
>>751747088
>can't tell I've been here since 2006
>calls me a newfag
You upset, friend?
Fucking terrible thread from start to finish
>>751735052
kuk
>>751747395
Save it! It's all yours, my friend!
>>751735052
just to make sure it doenst
>>751747419
Idk dude there's some shit in here that's perfect for my facebook meme group
>>751735052
old
Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.
>>751735052
shit just got real
>>751747416
>been here since 2006
Why would you lie like that on the Internet, cucklet?
fuck
To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
At least you've made it in Hollywood.
I awoke the next morning with my split peach still frothing. I thought it was over but his flesh Gordon had other ideas. There was ectoplasm oozing from his love muscle and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. By now, my furry cup was dribbling like a slug in a salt mine. The mixture of sewer trout and man fat in my tradesman's entrance created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. The feeling of his love piss draining down my throat got my sex wee flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel.
>>751735815
Overused
>>751735619
Kys
>>751735815
Fucking bananafags ruining every fucking post omg shove a fucking banana down your throat already and choke to climax, then ejaculate on your computer plug ultimately destroying the PC itself. Hopefully you will die from electrocution and resurrect as a fucking banana just so you can experience how a Somalian fag sticks your entire self up his faghole
>>751735052
fk u
>>751735052
Damn
>>751747725
>calls me a liar
>can't even come up with new insults
>was 4 years old in 2006
kek
>>751748346
>thinks he's cool for trying (and failing) to guess people's ages on 4chan
What a fucking disappointment you must be to your poor family.
>>751735052
Replying! Replying!!!
>>751735052
What kind of fresh hell is this?
>>751735052
fuck off
>>751748401
>can't even greentext properly
>values family
>summerfag detected
>>751735052
yikes
>>751735052
Lol
>Put "YLYL" in the title
>Proceed to look at bots spam your thread
Let's at least try to fight the spam by going Captcha on these titles.
Or is it manual posting spamfags?
>>751748509
>lele look /b/ im so le edgy do i fit in yet PLS ACCEPT ME
Post more of jewess queen
>>751735052
Replies hate these not risking it
>>751735420
hahahahahah oh lawdy hahaha omfg because there was still hair omggggg haha XD XD XD
>>751735052
ugh fine
>>751748626
>sent from my iPhone
>can only post when teacher's not looking
You miffed, guy?
>>751735619
Here is your reply
>>751735052
Lol unlikely op
>>751748832
Are you genuinely autistic?
>>751748392
Accept the guy would give no fucks. Maybe the chick would care.
>>751735052
piece of shit
>>751748950
>calls people autistic as an insult and not compliment
>is still posting on /b/
>>751749075
Promptly murder yourself.
>>751735052
Mother fucker
>>751748981
what the kek
>>751749030
>Did you mean "except" ?
>>751748365
I was sick and a receptionist asked me to bring something in because my wife was gone. I said I was sick and it wasn't going to happen. She said it needed to be brought in. I told her to go fuck herself with a rake.
I swear to god that was the first time she had that said to her, and my wife got blamed/fired because *I* wouldn't apologize.
People are weird.
>>751735619
Fuck
>>751749092
>can't stop chomping down on that delicious bait
>can't tell I'm not the person you originally were replying to
>>751748981
Lost hard
>>751749218
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP POSTING. SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP
>>751749144
Yes.
>>751748565
Wise red beard man, I remember that thread! Good times!
>>751749259
>doesn't know how to reverse bait
>>751748773
The "#healthy" gets me every time.
>>751735052
Pls no
>>751747837
>Dan Schneider
in the big recent uproar of people coming out about sexual abuse, do you think he's gonna get called out by a bunch of people?
>>751748981
more like this
>>751748430
Jewess Queen says it in a sexier tone
>>751735052
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no pls
>>751735052
Niggers
>>751749259
>calls others autistic
>has autistic fit
>>751735052
cunt
fuck
>>751735052
Damn, this one scared me !
>>751749576
That's not how Cracky dressed you retard.
>>751735126
Wait is Emma Roberts a Jew now? God dammit I really liked her in AHS...
>>751748392
I like this one. I generally like comics where guys who have been shit on kill themselves out of spite.
>>751749776
Perhaps, you're one of many people who asks themselves "Why is there a meme out there portaining to some bitch who we've never met before as a Jewish Queen? Why do we care? Why does anyone care?" or "What is someone trying to accomplish by posting all of these fucking memes on the internet?" And that's a fair question. You have a right to know, but what you don't have a right to do is post onto 4chan unless you are 18 years of age.
Perhaps people are dumb and don't read any of the explanations provided to them by the 4chan staff or the KnowYourMeme entries. These, of course, are that Jewess Queen is the hottest, sexiest, preppiest, bitchiest, eukaryotic multicellular organism to ever walk the face of the earth and traditional sexual intercourse could never truly consumate one's true and deepest desires for her.
>>751750001
(another) /thread
>>751750208
ill post a few more of my classic stuff before i have to go
>>751749462
almost anon. Not this time.
>>751735619
damn you
