Celeb Thread (Ready Set Go)
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Celeb Thread (Ready Set Go)
>>751656247
Oh fuck yes
>>751656343
She looks uncomfortable.
>>751656321
lol you fucking retard all you are doing is bumping the thread and making it appear worse than it is
>>751657207
FUUUGGG is that shooped?
>>751657279
>>751657219
>a part of the plan
>what you gonna do.jpg
>>751657279
Not that poster, I was gonna ask what would make you think it was shopped but then I zoomed in a little.
>>751657338
imagine if your mum looked like that
>>751657372
yeah i mean usually they were panty shields
THATS BORDERLINE PORNOGRAPHIC... how will they edit that for tv
>>751656247
Why are you such a faggot OP?
>>751657497
I don't think you'd be able to notice it very easily if at all on a TV.
>>751656509
>>751656532
Dianna is my waifu.
>>751657574
Wowza.
Wow this thread sucks
>>751657505
cause there's more on the internet than hacking and secret hangouts
>>751656247
Kys
Worst celeb thread ever.
>>751657751
what's an ugly girl like you doing on the internet? shouldn't you be outside not getting laid?
>>751657649
its being broadcast in 4k
>>751658127
that's made up, you're making things up.
>>751657836
its ok spamfag ran out of pics now its time to groove
>>751658277
Hi cara.
>>751658277
That´s an interesting flute
>>751658218
>>751658127
I guess they're just gonna have to air it as is, I can't see them trying to cover it.
>>751658277
Cara!
>>751658277
I've got a bunch of troll pics, or a bunch of trump pics that I can post if you'd like?
>>751657497
>THATS BORDERLINE PORNOGRAPHIC... >>751657207
>>751658597
if thats what it takes for you to not only achieve but maintain your erection, feel free. i dont want to be the one who stops you from finally being able to get it up
>>751658466
11 PIXELS SHORT ON THE WIDTH BUT THAT WOULD STILL FIT ON A STANDARD 4:3 SCREEN WITHOUT MUCH CROPPING OR DISTORTION
>>751658277
No traps. Keep it to XX females please.
>>751658597
Post I'm too tired I spammed over 300 images in the last few hours in total including other threads
>>751658859
DID YOU CUMMED?
test
>>751658859
Well there's a valuable use of a limited lifespan.
>>751658859
Holy shit lol
You're even more pathetic and autistic than your average poster here
>>751658811
i like your style
>>751658940
Were you b&
>>751658921
Earlier I did cum
>>751658915
Watching Gossip Girl will never be the same.
>>751658979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c8dfa00oWk
>>751658852
fug, i want her to speak high valyrian softly as we cuddle under the light of the red comet
>>751659026
Never seen it
>>751659052
>>751659101
>>751659131
anon, pls
>>751659009
>Earlier I did cum
>>751658940
Testicles
>>751659187
That's right faggot. Jealous?
>>751659131
Get control of your life, Anon. Please.
>>751659182
>>751659262
I CUMMED OUTSIDE, SO NO.
>>751659187
Get down do you?
>>751656247
Chris Farley looked healthy there. I mean he was still a fat bastard, but he just looks healthy
>>751659292
i watched it for the plot
>>751659292
Kys
>>751659182
>>751659292
Looks like it has some good reasons to watch.
>>751656343
Who's this walking ball of butter?
he lives on /b/ in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>munnfag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>katyfag
>pedofag
>footfag
>g-fag
>RPfag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices
he is also a regular poster on /pol/ and /mpl/ and starts most /trap/ threads
>>751659329
Yay! My favorite celeb!
>>751659359
wew her limited ass is hot as fug
fat minaj and winter ass = gross
The main Herman of the celeb thread is an autistic NEET shut-in:
His posts =
>stutterfag spammer/VicJustice >Mackenzie Foy (underage atm)
>Francesca Capaldie (ginger girl underage atm)
>Tayanon (one of them) as a homosexual circlejerk under the guise of a female celebrity
>Ariana Grande scat fetish spam
>impersonates Robertsfag by spamming spiderman, while requesting Emma R to be posted, fooling anons into believing it's actually Robertsfag
>does double bluff troll spamming horses when Robertsfag posts Emma R to trigger him, perpetuating a spam cycle
>he spams his own Herman pasta to draw attention to himself
Typically, the NEET Herman's autism is triggered when other anons ignore him and he begins his troll posts/spam
Any questions?
>>751659311
OOH AHAHAHAH
>>751659515
He spams spiderman
He posts the herman pasta
He's an attention craving autistic fuck
He must stop requesting Emma while posting spiderman it makes me look worse than I actually am and comsequentially I get blamed and it fuels the hatred and flack I take at the end of the day.
All the while Herman sits pretty posting Mackenzie Foy bouncing on a trampoline with a dog over and over chuckling autistically to himself.
He impersonates other anons by the way
It's a bit too intricate to get into at the moment.
>>751659495
Good taste anon
>>751659333
Nice
I don't care if you delete your own thread again Herman I can repost my analysis of you over and over again.
I can make more if need be to prove what a sad bastard you really are.
Carry on samefagging in your own thread. You make the Andy Sixx logposter look sane compared to you.
>>751659686
lol said no one ever but the samefag (You)
>>751659675
I must of fapped to her about, 70 times?
>>751659774
Thats some rookie numbers
>>751659814
Well, perhaps you could help me bring that number up a little...
>>751659763
Not samefagging
Faggot
lewd
>>751659971
Anybody on kik wanna jerk off to Ariel Winter or Aubrey Plaza?
joanon20
>>751659989
Not that guy
Pretty sure you are. No one likes that much plastic in their meal
Wtf happened to these threads they use to be good
>>751659569
not him.
what's with you and Marina ?
she's not pretty but she's cool.
>>751659989
>>751660069
Well, you're def bringing something up.. ;)
>>751660175
They were never good. It was always fags circlejerking over average women.
>>751659989
True, just trollposting.
Nigri next?
Also, suicide When?
>>751659657
>>751659994
Fuck.. Would love to spread her legs like that.
this week ari pooped
into three different mouths,
dirty men who want it all:
ari is such a queen bee;
were these men not from
a corporate board of Trustees
they wouldn't be chewing her
goo or flossing the brown
particles from their useless teeth!
>>751659994
More kendall?
>>751660143
Some do
That's what's great about people...everyone is different.
>>751660255
>>751660069
>>751660229
Version that isn't shit, forgot to delete that old one
>>751660195
Somebody else put Marina in this herman pasta >>751659482
not me I made this one >>751659569 it's the updated pasta
Nice try
>>751660400
Get.
Help.
>>751660400
>>751660195
he use to spam the shit out of marina before he was even called out as being herman
welcome, new friends. his first love is that thing called G
>>751660394
Fucking hell. How can I get that number up anon?
>>751660343
Who's this?
>>751660394
>>751660511
Zoomed in because aparently I don't have enough copies of this webm
>>751660279
Holy shit
>>751660538
I can never have enough of goddess Katy.
I see GookMoot is blocking the ariel winter boob flash webms
>>751660600
Can't stop downloading webms tbh
>>751660614
For real? Am I gonna get b& if I post it then?
>>751660497
THIS
>>751660674
>>751660614
We just waiting for him to shut down the celeb threads for good. Can't wait.
Stay in your containment boards:
/s/ and /hr/
>>751660614
good, nobody wants to see a bare beached whale
have some respect for yourself
ari did not tend her bum by
washing it out for she knows
at every place she goes
a eager man's tongue
is always waiting to lick it clean!
>>751660674
And I can't stop fapping to them. Give more anon!
>>751660694
I just tried posting 2 that i saved in an earlier thread and 4chan is telling me I cannot upload them.
what has this become
>>751660537
Caroline Vreeland
>>751660734
People on /hr/ has been requesting a /cel/ board for a long time. That would fix it
>>751660734
BOY I HOPE EVERYONE FROM /hr/ WHO DOESN'T POST CELEBRITIES COMES HERE JUST TO POST THEM FOR THAT.
>>751660400
i'm the guy who asked.
got it.
>>751660832
Mods = Gods
They're finally heeding our calls
>>751660828
>>751660734
Not going to happen though is it. Maybe go outside or do something you enjoy instead of perpetually raging.
One by one I will pluck the cancer from /b/
>>751660938
What should I do for her?
>>751660991
lol
>>751660484
More nicki
>>751661111
>quads
I guess this means it's Vanessa fap time
>>751661111
YOU GOT 4 1S IN A ROW AT THE END OF YOUR POST NUMBER
>>751661111
Nice quads and there is better parts of that performance where she's shaking her ass like crazy
>>751660832
Let's see
>>751661333
Worked out fine anon, don't see what the fuss is about though
little ari likes to shake
her bum on stage because
she likes to tease!
>>751661111
Removed the black bars
>>751661233
Where is it from? I just saw the webm and saved it, never know the source of this stuff
>>751661111
>>751661394
>though
>>751661440
Forgot the webm
>>751661333
>>751661333
Holy fuck wow.
>>751661485
Nice work anon
>>751661411
I'd love little Ari to shake her bum on my lap and hate America together.
>>751661479
>>751661629
She's so fucking sexy man
>>751661032
Love her.
>>751661333
404
>>751661629
I'm not exaggerating when I say this is the hottest thing I've ever seen.
>>751661712
Huh? It got deleted, I guess I shouldn't post it again then
>>751661699
me too anon. me too.
>>751661694
>>751661804
She loves showing us her body
>>751661859
What was it of? They keeping an eye on this thread because it's extra shit today
>>751661859
vola eqb9dn74
>>751661863
She acts all innocent. Think she's a naughty girl behind the scenes?
>>751661927
And I love it when she does.
>>751661927
>>751662055
Anyone got the webm of this part without the shitty looping/reversing?
>>751661927
fuck
>>751662119
only as a gif
>>751662200
Wow Kendall.
>>751661996
oh yeah. I bet she's a proper freak in the sack
>>751656793
Who gets to wash her dirtu sweaty ass and cunt filled panties??? Imagine how good her dirty ass smells after that workout
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Andy Sixx's log of shit. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fecal matter most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. Theres also Andys fecal outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Josh Dryden literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that theyre not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Andy Sixx's log of shit truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldnt appreciate, for instance, the humour in Andys existential catchphrase Creamy Steamy Dreamy which itself is a cryptic reference to Coprophilia. Im smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Josh Drydens genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. XD
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Log of shit tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. Its for the ladies eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that theyre within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personal, kid.
>>751662270
Ashley is fucking sexy as hell too
>>751662300
Yep. Have you seen the sex scene? Her little moans are so hot!
How big are you guys' celeb pic collections? I'm approaching 2GB
>>751662465
Mine is bigger than yours!
Mine is bigger than yours!
Mine is bigger than yours!
It's 12 inches thick
>>751662355
U K?
Who are you morons? Where are all the old celebfags?
>>751662660
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT CALLING 2014 OLD
>>751662660
Ded.
>>751662181
Soo, explain to a dumbfuck like me what this means
>>751662660
Lurking while autism is breaking out
>>751662722
I Hope Solo
>>751662744
Vola knows about these webms and the original video. probably a lot more too. scans everything that is uploaded and if there's a hit on their list, the file is blocked and the uploader is banned
>>751662767
This thread is weird. I don't know these people and I'm here everyday. It's like everyone died and a new generation took over in a few hours
>>751662465
this bitch got me hard as fuck
look at baby ari tease,
showing the men in the
audience, captivated by her
every bum and smooth leg
move, what the view from
inhaling baby's fart looks like!
>>751662877
Ah, so stuff like cp gets filtered. Got it, thx
>>751662736
>>751662383
I haven't no. what's it from?
>>751662902
adapt or perish
>>751663230
RIP
>>751656998
suck dick
>>751656247
i'd love having her shit on my belly
>>751656904
bitch
>>751662181
>>751661994
>>751661859
>>751661712
please, upload it to mega and post link
>>751657279
>>751657338
>>751662674
>>751663438
young Giselle hnnnggg
>>751663438
Holy shit, is that an old Gisele?
>>751663557
check the date
>>751663503
still gets me worked up
>>751663599
BEST MOMMY
>>751663599
so fucking hot...lily can join
>>751663625
she'll always be my fav
>>751663754
the amount of cum I shot for her is insane
>>751663599
Do you think she lets her boytoys cum on her beautiful face?
she said she felt gang-banged when everyone saw her leaked photos. first, how does she know what it feels like to be gangbanged? second, how many people in this pic saw them?
>>751663599
unreal
>>751663807
she strokes them into the palm of her hand and licks it up
>>751663482
On my phone right now, can't seem to get mega to work properly
>>751663803
still do regularly
>>751663921
I haven't in years, will have to fix that
>>751663736
Don't care about the rest of his life, but I wish I was Leo so I could cum in Bar
>>751663852
I really find it hard to believe that she's like 53...defies logic
>>751663921
F-R-A-G-I-L-E
>>751663853
More Willa please
>>751663997
thats cause she's fucking 44 you stupid fucks
>>751663807
Yes, but she´ll peg them afterwards to show them their place
>>751664066
oh is she? lol someone in one of these told me she was 50. never bothered to look it up. thx anon-kun
>>751663852
the legs of a fucking goddess
>>751660614
someone post it pls
>>751663807
>>751663893
>>751664068
HER BOYTOY BF IS 22
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5098053/Kate-Beckinsale-kisses-toyboy-Matt-Rife-22-mall.html
>>751664378
that's why she's the best mommy. she loves young cock
>>751664378
that lucky fuck
>>751664378
M-MOMMY?!
>>751664378
Being her daughter's classmate/friend would be a blessing and a curse
>>751664604
you get to go to Kate's house and get your balls drained, what's the downside?
