VOCAROO THREAD!
New and Improved! Now with shilling!
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0qmL3LBi680
>OP will voice anything that gets dubs (20 word limit)
>beyond that do whatever the fuck
>other anons encouraged to do voices too!
>lewd requests always okay.
>feel free to give voice direction with your request
Go away you fat trap
>>751633878
I'm not a trap.
>>751633899
Great. Tits or gtfo.
Record the gargling noises you make as you neck yourself :^)
>>751633918
Anons are assumed male though.
>>751633959
Yeah, enough with the “I’m special” shit. You’re retarded, we get it.
>>751633934
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0dAQqGxIYM4
>>751633992
>only dubs get deliveries
>delivers out of desperation
SAD!
No one seems to like my favourite poster, sad times
>>751633986
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0foMNkV1DGw
>>751634021
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0s2AEtdqxnk
>>751634036
I did take an extended vacation. Welp
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0lAYYt5Cvso
'The only pure love stories that exist are in yuri manga, it kinda makes me happy!' and you gotta sound happy when saying it makes you happy
Thanks Revy!
"btw guys i'm a grilllll"
"pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Fuck. Off.
Fuck off.
We seriously do not care. We don't care about your day, we don't care about your boyfriend, we don't care about your issues. One thing we certainly don't care about is your fucking opinions. Jesus Christ, why did you make this post? Did it benefit, inform, arouse concern in ANYONE? No. You posted this because you are a solipsistic whore who thinks she matters because guys like her facebook photos. I can hear you just now, you're thinking "but i don't have fa-" SHUT THE FUCK UP. I don't care about your fucking tumblr either. It's a site where you post pictures of yourself for validation, hell it could be /r9k/ for all that matters - you are still an attention whore. The guys that have called you beautiful on omegle have convinced you that you have any kind of worth, guess what: you don't. You're valued for a vagina. That's it. Nothing else. Why you think owning something that 50% of the human population owns makes your opinions worthy of shit is fucking beyond me.
Words cannot describe the utter amount of hatred I have for you. I cannot stand your vapid personality, the way you look so clueless all the time. You are a literal robot who lives for nothing more than getting validation from random guys on the internet i.e. us, and you think we're going to tolerate you parading your fucking boring thoughts on our board? Think again, cunt. Girls like you are the most boring people anyone could ever meet, because you do nothing but talk about some guy you met on here or what was on tumblr or your hair or some song you supposedly like or just SOME OTHER SHIT WE DON'T CARE ABOUT. Fuck you. You have the audacity to expect us to care when you never provide any interesting discourse or state something interesting, you literally just consume and regurgitate SHIT. We whole heartedly despise you, and you should never forget that.
men really have sunk to a new all-time low. You're not even cute; not even passable. the fact anyone donates their money or time to you is unconscionable. you're just some overweight, mediocre sack of cottage cheese with water balloon breasts. the only reason yiour boobs are as big as they are is because you weigh as much as a domestic Holstein and have just as much fat and milk in those udders, but they certainly require a push-up to make them look presentable (otherwise they sag like morning dewdrops off an elm leaf). in short, you aren't even good looking enough to be one of those 'last call' girls that dudes try to pick up just before going home after a rough night of drinking/clubbing just so they can empty their clip is something or someone.
People who cut themselves are weak minded attention whores
"Oh no somebody hurt my feelings, cutting myself will definitely solve all my problems." -Every emophag
INB4 "You don't know what they've been through", how the phuck does that justify cutting yourself? Look at people in 3rd world countries then come back at me. The fact of the matter is, emophags take everything for granted and are pussies for life.
>>751634149
>NOBODY CARES SO MUCH THAT I'M EVEN WRITING OUT A FUCKING ESSAY TELLING YOU HOW MUCH I DON'T CARE
>>751634149
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0gfrO9taPnp
>>751634136
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0aD3jRCtv3I
>>751634263
Cheers, I'm starting to think I'm the only weab that comes to these threads
>>751634149 >>751634221
Lol, thinking anyone will read more than 3 lines of autismo
"Man fuck that nigga Darrelle, thinking he better than us with his piece of shit car."
Just another bitch caked in makeup who thinks she is the hottest thing on earth because of fake confidence, wouldn't go for a swim and take a photo after though would you bitch.
Go spend 5 days out in the bush and take a photo, i'd look the same, would you?? I may be ugly but at least I'm not so full of myself that i wear a mask and brag about it.
I'm true to myself and accept I'm an ugly cunt, femnoids can't handle it because of mental fragility so they put a mask on kek, you can't even look at your real face in the mirror... pathetic creatures.
"going down the street looking for some niggers when i look around and i find some amigos"
>texan voice
>>751634136
>'The only pure love stories that exist are in yuri manga, it kinda makes me happy!'
saying that it only being in manga makes you happy, sounds sad, my mistake...
lets try with something like 'The only pure love stories that exist are in yuri manga, it kinda makes me sad, I'd love to be in a pure relationship like that.'
>>751634384
>>751634247
>>751634221
>>751634149
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1HOUvzm42kS
Oh shut up Roastie! Stop blurting out these motivational, inspiring, wholesome, life changing discourses that you have prepared in a folder on your MacBook Air, named something generic and cliche like "Wake up call" or "The hard truth".
I wanna ask you something dear Roastie.
I know you did this out of love and compassion for some virgins on the Internet. You had all the best intentions. Kudos for your genetically determined beef sandwich. But did you stop and think, at least now after a few days, if you got to influence someone? If you completely changed, revolutionized the life or merely made one of these poor fuckers think? They all know that already. Everything you said. They've been told this all their petty lives, either by their family, their friends or simply by the media. Because I'll be damned if one of the hottest topics right now isn't how looks don't matter, smart is the new sexy, beauty's on the inside, all that musty, hackneyed bullshit. They're fed up with this. You made another great, peace prize winning post on a cancerous sub and yeah, i believe you did jackshit.
At least until one verified incel motherfucker replies saying how this fucking thread made him open his eyes, changed his life and now he's thinking of dating a 5/10 girl.
Until then, all these disgusting, cringy photos, and heart racing, encouraging text served no real purpose, because it made no change in the status quo. And I'll tell you why. No one likes compromises. If you may allow me to use cliches as well, I'll say that the fox said the grapes taste bad when he couldn't reach them. The fucker didn't go searching for lower hanging grapes on other vines or even other fruits, his story ends there. It ends with him being bitter just like the grapes in his morphed vision of reality. Sounds familiar? Them incels want Stacy's pussy. But Stacy's a slut. Hmm.. nah, who are we kidding, the virgin standard doesn't apply to 8/10+ babes. They'll jump on a Stacy if she'd be interested faster than a pornstar in heat. Speaking of pornstars, most, if not all of these incels have grown up with porn, with perfect women, that have perfect breasts and.. perfect pussies.. the likely cause of their obsession with beef sandwiches (sorry Roastie, but hey, I still think you write some kick-ass motivationals)! But I digress. These dudes have standards, yes, but they're a lot different from yours or mine. They either want a pure 7/10 or a Stacy.
Maybe a 6 if she plays vydia. Maybe. But they won't go lower, not in the world, even if the girl is their fucking soulmate, personality-wise. Because they don't want to approach her in the first place. They have their goddesses at home, on a screen, waiting for them, fleshlight lubed and ready. You got hundreds and hundreds of perfect women, for every taste, every pussy shape and colour, roasted, razor bump, honda civic, vintage, lazy, spinster, dog ear, shaved or not, my goodness what virgin in his own mind would risk this colourful plethora he's got in the safety of his own home for some awkward, embarrassing, lame, disappointing first hookups that promise real pussy. Oh yeah, not mentioning it's a fucking lottery since he's not good looking, so no shallow women, and the others are playing hard to get cuz they don't wanna be used no more.. (if Chad comes back along.. well don't tell him I said that). It's really not worth it because they have not received anything from a 7+ woman, no interest, compassion, similar traits or passions, they start thinking that women truly don't have anything to offer them beside sex. So I'm on the same page as you with that Roastie ;)
My God, and when I think how you even gave shout-outs just like in a genuine prize acceptance speech. Oh boy, poor Roastie. Actually, I take this rant back. Your post did serve a purpose. I had a good goddamn laugh.. ehmm at least until I clicked your links. Fuck, don't you think the photo on the second link looks really, really unbelievable, I mean for fucks sake who are we kidding, you don't have to be a mean person to admit that shit is just fucking.. oh God. If I looked like that guy I would.. nevermind. But I like that you fact checked your world peace essay dear. The guy's a fucking meme all over the Internet. http://m.imgur.com/gallery/EdWi7 Just type in google images: "lottery winner finds love" and he's among another similar couple in the photo results. But he checks out, he didn't win the lottery after all. At least he did not win in a lottery for cash prizes. Good for the bloke. I feel happy for him. Even though I Kek audibly whenever I remember him. I admit it I'm surprised you haven't recognized him from the 9gag you browse on your daily commute, or better yet, you already knew it and used him as a trap, a hook, put the awfully disgusting yet familiar face on a sub where your enemies, them (((incels))) are ahem.. lurking.
Clever girl, Roastie dear.
>>751634221
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0utIoNdplZH
>>751634347
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0sEw6QR1rdb
>>751634321
Glad to have you, anon.
Think about it, females every day prefer a piece of plastic to incel men. Dildos should be banned and instead, be replaced with incel men. Heck, even prime teenage females use dildos. If all dildos would be replaced with incel men this world would be heaven for us incels. Dildos just support degeneracy and reduce the value of men in the sexual marketplace. Think about it, females only care about the dick part. What difference would it make if an incel is attached to the dick? The vibration part can be taken care of with small battery powered vibrators that can be attached to the penis. We incels come in all shapes and sizes. The incel problem would be solved and everybody would be happy. Young females that want to use a dildo would use incel men instead. Obviously, only incel men that volunteer will be used. Heck, I would volunteer in a split second for this. Even a piece of plastic gets pussy but we incels are being starved of this necessary resource. We are literally losing our minds because of it. This is not fair. Literally, a piece of plastic is good enough but we aren’t. If a girl is young enough to use a dildo, why isn’t she young enough to use an incel men? What difference would it make other than a body being attached to the penis.
Pls say this:
>"get out of this board you ugly cuck go find a real dick to suck you faggot and dont forget to clean your ass with your mom cream and delet all your stupid tributed pics"
>>751634263
“You like me cumming inside your pussy with my femcock? Your slutty face says you do! Be a good slut and drink it!”
please <3 o^o
man so much cancer tonight
>>751634438
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0tBQl7ljZ8L
>>751634620
This is getting intense
>>751634678
It's just one anon spamming pasta. I'm saving it honestly to spam in Regret threads
Shout out AEGIS REFLECTOR
>>751633836
say this
>anon i really love you, stop hating yourself, i love everything you do and you are an awesome person, that is why i love you and i'll say this until you smile at me *cuddle*
Say this:
Why make these threads every minute? Why push a cuckold narrative? Why traps are gay? Why my father leave my mom for a black man?
You're the same people that make "girlfriend/wife/ex" threads with fake girlfriends, as well as the cock tribute threads and "pics you're not supposed to share" threads "Rate my Gf" "He is not my president" and "Why waldo was a faggot" Also, people say you're a team of people in a discord youtube channel.
>>751634149
>>751633836
"You... You fucking CUNT! BRING ME MY TENDIES!"
Really let your seething disapprovement of the lack of respect from your mother, please.
>>751634641
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0vmIvFRL6LF
>>751634654
https://vocaroo.com/i/s02SbuEGayqz
>>751634722
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0HUykVK8oFc woo first dubs
>>751634641
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1qMftfLW39R
>>751634842
include a REEEEE
Women are Parasites, therefore there are only two possible conclusions. First we must understand the difference between men and women.
Men go to work to make money, therefore they are producers, and therefore the hosts. Women used to take care of the future generations, and managed the household finances. Today they leech off the man and ignore any children in the house, therefore they are the consumers and therefore parasites.
In a parasitic relationship, there can only be two conclusions. Either the host kills the parasite, or the parasite kills the host.
Scientific innovation will soon allow us to have advanced sex robots, and artificial wombs with lab-grown eggs to produce children. We will eventually create better feeding formula for infants that will replace the breast milk that previously came from parasitic mothers.
The only logical conclusion in this case is to kill all women, before they kill us.
>>751634797
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1HOUvzm42kS
Also do you have steam, i can use your voice to a make me chill
i won't bully and i really like your voice
One we discover, with enough trial and error, the ideal artificial procreation system, then yes, women and girls (all females) must be put to extinction. Women are useless, worthless, evil, vial, and just plain abhorrent. Every female deserves death.
Females are inherently evil. They are not the beautiful mistresses they make themselves out to be.
They present themselves as beautiful and desirable in order to attract the male just enough to latch onto him like a parasite and suck him dry of life.
And thats how they get you, by appealing to your heart and your sexuality by tempting you, in order to let your defenses down and fully open up to her only to open the floodgates to her demonic spells that are irreversible once they ingrain.
I don't care it they're someones mother, daughter, aunt, sister, etc etc. It doesn't matter because women are completely incapable of loving, of empathy or any other humane emotion. They are born inhumane with no moral values and are literally nothing but disgusting, manipulative demons!
We see in todays society that women are gaining more and more public influence. Feminists of coarse argue that this is just about becoming more equal. Sorry but no. There's a reason women have always been treated unequally because they are inherently incompatible with the rest of mankind and if we allow them continue their gain in power and influence, it could mean the end of the human race.
I honestly think that we should do the Hitler thing. Once we have created a dependable and efficient artificial form of reproduction, then we shall begin constructing death camps for women.
We will succeed where the Nazis failed.
The entire female gender will be put on death row.
No one who's born with female parts deserves to live and she must be killed immediately.
We will begin constructing death camps for all women and girls.
Instead of gas chambers though, we'll have ovens the size thereof. With every batch of women that arrives at the death camps, we shall strip them naked, line them all up in front of the oven and we will cram as many women and girls in their as possible and then roast them alive until they're ashes.
We will send out Transports into every city, every neighborhood and send militants into every last house to search for anything with a vagina.
Every female found in each and every household shall be captured, chained, and thrown onto the transports where they will be shipped off to the death camps where she will be put into the oven and burned alive.
I want the planet searched top to bottom and swept clean with no female left. Anyone harboring a female will be charged with treason and will serve life in prison.
We will also have chromosome monitors stationed at every block as well as checkpoints where every person will be scanned with chromosome detectors to make sure there are no females.
Once the female gender is finally wiped off the face of the earth, and every woman and girl is finally dead, the human race will finally have peace.
>>751634136
my name is Revy.. thats weird
Women are manipulative evil Once you understand how women think you'd have to be an absolute idiot to ever trust them. As the physically weaker sex, women evolved to rely on deception and manipulation as their weapons. It's simply what they do. You can always count on a woman to lie to you under certain circumstances the same way you can count on a man to punch you in the face under certain circumstances.
A woman's entire view of the world is seen through the lens of her emotions. This means that her perception of reality will shift based on her emotional swings. To be fair, this happens to men as well, but to a much smaller degree. With women, however, the shifts are extremely pronounced.
The result is that women have no firm grounding in reality. Everything in a woman's life is built on a foundation of the shifting sands of her emotions. She can love you one minute and hate you the next. Women have no innate understanding of honor or justice, because to a woman these concepts do not exist independently of herself. In the female mind, "justice" is whatever is just to her. "Honor" is whatever makes her feel good about herself. Solipsism is inherent to their worldview.
>>751634446
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jdzkw43AQP
>>751634797
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0IE4RnLl2Ob
*unironic emote hug*
>>751634842
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0H8oQRTJk8g
say um
say
"Lemme get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh"
This means that women have absolutely no moral qualms about lying, because to them lying is perfectly justified. Lying is a means of serving their feelings and emotions, which always take precedence. They honestly do not even view lying as being wrong, because they create justifications for it that excuse them. For example, a woman can rationalize cheating and lying to her boyfriend by telling herself that "he's not meeting my emotional needs". With this rationalization, she is able to self-justify and excuse the lying and cheating. In her mind, she has a RIGHT to lie and cheat if doing so makes her feel good.
You will also find that a woman is incapable of any sort of self-reflection or self-blame. Instead, women will invariably find some external cause (usually a man) to blame when anything goes wrong for them. By placing blame externally, the woman is also able to rationalize all sorts of anti-social behavior in order to help extricate her from the situation. So when a woman lies and cheats on her boyfriend, she literally does not see herself as doing anything wrong. She sees her boyfriend as the one who is wrong, and herself as the innocent victim.
Never treat anything with a woman as set in stone. Given their emotional instability, capacity for self-delusion and innate proclivity for dissimulation, truth and honor have no meaning to them.
Women are Worthless When incubating chambers that can create life using a woman's anatomy can be built, women would become obselete since they are no longer necessary for reproduction. As such they are better of dead than alive, they are truly parsities that devour men and refuse unattractive men sex. They are shallow, evil, sociopathic and paristical, for the greater good they are better of dead.
Feminism has proven : All stereotypes about women are not only true, but it's worse that that. Women are the greatest destructive force to humanity. Feminism has proven : All stereotypes about women are not only true, but the situation is much worse that that. Women are the one and greatest destructive force to society, humanity, empathy and justice. They are parasites and do not care about other human beings or animals AT ALL ... Not chldren, not babies, not men nor friends, not even their alleged best friends. Women literally are detrimantal to a humane society.
They dont produce, they dont invent, they have no loyalty not sense of justice ( except selfjustice ) they cannot differenciate between lie and truth and in fact dont care about it or who they urt with their ignorant and thus evil actions.
Yes, as soon as men (!) will have invented alternative reproductive technologie, we finally can get reid of this greatest evil resp. Detriment of all time. Then - and only then - we can have a peacefull and fumane society. So yes i fully agree : we should - and must - kill all women eventually. If we want a humane and positive world.
>>751635019
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0IE4RnLl2Ob
Thanks a lot anonette, this really made my day <3
Daiiiiiiski
>>751634908
Hmm. My steam has my real name on it currently. Let me fix that and I'll post it.
I have a discord you can add in the meantime. duckbringer #4609
Gotta admit though im horrible at comforting people that aren't as far gone as I am.
>>751635129
Glad to help, lad.
Women are fascist, useless parasites We gave em more rights, they steal our human rights.
They have always been privileged, never had any responsibility, but want more and more.
Wat the same time they abolish the last pieces for freedom for men, keep stacking responsibilities and duties onto men, while voting themselves in more and more privileges, money and freedoms.
The very same way they proceed with children. Women tnt care about children. They never did. They only care about how much money children ( and men ) cn bring them in.
Women are underdeveloped, useless, parasitic, fascist subhumans.
Islam got THIS one right and have reacted to that fact by codifying conduct for and with women, so that they dont destroy civilisation with their unsatisfiable, sickening greeed for money, ower and privileges, wthout providing ANYTHING in return. Women are useless parasitic scum. They need to be reduced down to 10%.
>>751635043
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0WMYG0A5Rax
Not All Women Not all of them
We just need to keep the ones that are : hot , submissive , traditional , respectful and loyal and eliminate the others that do not conform , though i would prefer labor camps and the like not elimination by death , however it should be deemed by law that non productive female individuals with all the traits " modern woman " has , to be considered officially parasites and stripped of all privileges first and then all rights down to the convict
Feminists want the same thing with us men , it's a war , nothing wrong with what we say here but just realizing where we truly are
Just putting out there for the random reader
Whilst the bad gene of women is eliminated the good gene needs to be educated into everything a man needs and all that a man needs every day of his life is a hot female body with a smile inviting him to a no less hot and steamy meal after he returns from work , and she to be centered solely around him , around his needs and the household and to be loyal to him till death
No cheating , no lying , no working behind his back should ever cross the imagination of this " new " female being , and in this manner the Man will return at peace again , re-building this world and others as well once we will set sail for the stars
However brothers i need to stress out a reality check question :
How many hundreds of years until this will be achieved ?...
>Say this:
War has changed.
It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines.
War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine.
War has changed.
ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities.
Genetic control, information control, emotion control, battlefield control…everything is monitored and kept under control.
War…has changed.
The age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction, and he who controls the battlefield, controls history.
War…has changed.
When the battlefield is under total control, war becomes routine.
>>751635185
YES
I AM TRULY AMUSED
that made me feel a lot better
Now you face the Oni-Waban Style Double Koda-chi, Hiten Kimbo Ro-kuren!
>>751634722
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rkkp4D3UA7
>>751635019
ayy thats better, thank you
>>751635179
Funny thing i agree with this long ass pasta if you replace "Women" with "normies"
>>751635247
say this like you are in a duel where your life is on the line
Women are ugly.
Women are fat.
Women are bad mothers. Women are bad wives. Women are bad daughters.
Women are lousy cooks. Women don’t keep their houses clean enough.
Women have too much cellulite in their thighs. Their abdomens are too flabby. Their under-arms are too Jell-oesque.
Women are terrible singers. They are terrible dancers. They are terrible public speakers.
Women are stupid. Women are scatter-brained.
Women are weak. They are powerless. They are defenseless.
Women don’t dress well enough. They don’t have clear enough complexions. They have too many freckles.
Women don’t have full enough lips. They don’t have skin that is soft enough.
Women are too dominant. Women are too passive.
Women are too mean. Women are too nice. Women are nothing but doormats.
Women aren’t good enough. Women will never be good enough.
Women are, simply put, worthless.
>>751634845
Oh god I love your voice <3
It’s so sexy <3
Could I have more please?
“My slutty kitten will look so cute after i’m done pumping her full of cum from my twitching clitty〜”
p-please bully me
>>751633836
"Why are you always staring at me like that? I AM your sister you know. Freak."
Glad to see ya back, Rev.
Someone may well have already covered this, but i wanted to offer my observations on the phenomenon we men on this forum often refer to as "the Attention Wh*re". (AW). I would rather call her the Attention-Seeking Woman (ASW). Recently, I myself have been a "victim" of one. My "victimization" has been the result of my own blind choosing until just recently, when I stopped and went to a different place inside to examine what is going on with this kind of woman.
We men are capable of moving to the next level if we are just willing to surrender to reality...
There is a reason behind every behavior. Just as immature men (AFC's) approach women for feminine validation, immature women (ASW's) use men for masculine validation. Western society is JAM-PACKED with ASW's. The female nature is, by default, attention-seeking until it matures. Just as the immature man has to learn courage, the immature woman has to learn self-worth apart from the male. Our society does not make this easy. Hell, the magazine racks at the supermarket checkout lanes are a sickening testament to this.
>>751635343
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Nt2DSgVJm8
The ASW is still a little girl when it comes to men. She is the daughter of an emotionally-absent man incapable or unwilling to display affection (indication of value). As many of us know, such men are not uncommon. Throughout her childhood, the ASW's father failed to validate her (through demonstrations of affection) and failed to cultivate an emotionally healthy relationship with her.
When you meet that ASW, she is still seeking that missing validation. She is not yet a mature woman and, hence, is not able to respond to men as a woman. A mature woman does not approach men for father-like validation; rather, she approaches men to express her female nature and sexuality. This is her response to male action. She responds to men from a position of security in herself and her worth - her value.
Attention-seeking women do not yet know their worth. Seeing this, we recognize that “Attention Wh*res” are not to be despised, but rather pitied. We further their dysfunction and immaturity when we men play games with them and use them for sex. We don’t break the cycle, we cynically continue it with each selfish game we play. When an ASW has sex with you, she is not really enjoying herself. Oh, there might be some physical pleasure, but she could be experiencing so much more by truly responding to the man from a place of female maturity.
>>751635385
I'd give you a C, and write "MISSING THE BIG PICTURE" at the bottom of the last page
But, she’s really taking from you when she “gives” you sex. She’s taking your attention. She’s not interacting with you. Interaction is a two-way thing. With attention-seeking women, the sexual energy only goes one way – from you to her. You are not a man to the attention-seeking woman. You are just a source of male validation. She wants to finally know that she has value, but she’s going outside herself instead of going inside herself for that validation. Know this and remember this when you next encounter an Attention-Seeking Woman.
Being used by an ASW is an empty, empty feeling. Using her back is just as empty. There are countless stories on this forum that will attest to that. The ASW will only face her immaturity when we men deny her the attention she craves with strength and maturity. We are not the source of her value. We need to make that clear to her. If she's hot, and the ASW usually is, denying her can be a real challenge to our manhood. It's not easy, I can attest to that, but if we are self-aware, we know what kind of woman is capable of giving us the experience we are seeking.
"Come here and sit in lap. [giggle] You're such a good boy, anon. Give me a kiss. No, not like that, silly!"
>>751635270
JESUS MY FUCKING EARS
The more attention you are willing to give her the more attention she will take, hance it is often the man who feeds the woman and ignite the fire of attention within her to a point it cannot be controlled.
Men need to use that to their advantage. Since women crave attention, a man needs to give his attention to the woman as a reward for good behaviour and take it away at the appropriate times. If you don't take it away and constantly give your woman attention, your woman will expect you to hover around her like a moth flying around a flame and lose all respect for you. Eventually the moth gets burned and dies.
>>751635419
Woah, and here I've been requesting weab shit... You have opened new doors for me anon.
>>751635228
Happy to deliver
>>751635247
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0KTn6pYSclF
Dubs gets me to say anything with a sub par Commander Riker impression
200,000 years as early tribal humans ~
- women have always been smaller and weaker than men
- because of this they couldn't protect themselves from attackers or gather resources
- if they didn't have protection/resources they (and their children) would 100% for sure die... survival/having offspring is all nature cares about
- since they are weaker physically, they need to be social AS FUK / be manipulative / just use their brains to get protection/resources instead of muscle
- they need attention / social validation to feel like they are still "part of the tribe". Feeling like you're cast out of a tribe/community is one of the worst things a human can experience as it meant guaranteed death.
- this wiring is deep as FUK and is as strong as ever today. Except we don't have small tribes in the wild anymore. These sloots need validation from the new tribe... Aka as far as Internet connectivity stretches for people to access Facebook, IG, Twitter, etc.. This is the new tribe/community that sloots NEED social validation from to feel like they are safe, loved, accepted, etc otherwise they on some primal subconscious level feel like they are at risk for being dropped by the tribe and that they will die.
>>751635528
"Take my anal virginity, captain.
Can you tell as if you were going super saiyan
The chinese are invading! The chinese are invading! The chinese are invading! The chinese are invading! The chinese are invading! The chinese are invading! The chinese are invading! The chinese are invading! The chinese are invading!
Limit the time you expend on women to maximize results.
It fascinates me how a woman will string you along for hours on end only later to discover she has a boyfriend. This is with regard to cold approaching and texting.
This is why I get straight to the point with cold approaching and texting. While cold approaching, I don't beat around the bush and make small talk without getting to my intent. I say she is beautiful, pretty, or cute right off the bat so she knows where the conversation is heading. I then make some small chat to qualify her before asking her out. But I am always in control of the situation and make sure the conversation doesn't drag out.
Same thing goes with texting. I text only logistics and minimum small talk. Texting conversations are useless and a waste of time in my opinion. It is better to save that content material for when you meet up.
Lesson learned: Give women attention but not too much attention, make them crave seeing you again.
>>751635499
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0GunOcjwkA2
>>751633836
I miss you revy
Females are an interesting breed of human beings. Virtually everything they do reflects their complex mix of humor, emotion, intelligence, and overall concept of amusement. With such a wide variety of actions along with the thoughts that inspire them, sometimes you just have to wonder what exactly goes through females’ brains when they do certain things.
Like purposely drawing attention to themselves. Some women crave attention so badly that they go to extreme lengths to try and impress anyone they possibly can.
>>751635628
Genuinely made me giggle. Thank you. Sorry for being a weirdo~
>>751635526
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0KTn6pYSclF
thanks, lol
I’m Wearing No Makeup!
"Selfies" are fun. You know, pictures you take of yourself. I love selfies, don’t get me wrong; I post them on a regular basis. I always get a kick out of certain selfies, though--selfies that are captioned “No Makeup”.
I truly wonder whether the girls who do these things think at all before they post. Do they think that we’re going to look at these pictures and say ,“Wow, she’s so naturally beautiful," as opposed to all the others who need make up to gain the confidence to take a photo of themselves? No. I’ll tell you what everyone is thinking: “Wow, this girl definitely has at least concealer on and maybe a tiny bit of eyeliner. She most likely took this picture eight times and touched it up in Camera+ before she posted it on Instagram.”
Roll out of bed after a night of drinking, wash your face completely clean and then take a picture of yourself before I make judgments on whether you’re naturally beautiful or not.
>>751635649
I miss you too, anon.
I've got a patreon and fiverr now and I'm going to post a regular schedule for these threads soon. I'm travelling abroad but ill have a lot more time to put towards these threads.
>>751633836
mounted paragon pet is still garbage
>>751635708
roll
>>751635666
Trust me, Satan.. this is far from the weirdest request I've gotten.
For the love of god say this:
There is unrest in the /b/ board. Several thousand anons have declared their intentions to leave the /b/.
This separatist movement, under the leadership of the mysterious OP faggot, has made it difficult for the limited number of /b/ Knights to maintain peace and order in the board.
Senator Waldo, the former Fag of /Lgtbq/, is returning to the Galactic Board to vote on the critical issue of creating an ARMY OF CUCKS to assist the overwhelmed Anons....
>>751635577
https://vocaroo.com/i/s022jEkUzSWA
Have you ever noticed a women doing something extremely retarded and asked yourself, "Why the fuck would anyone do that?"
Well you're not alone.
If you take a look through the Red Pilled lens, it's easy to see that almost everything a woman does in a social context is for attention, validation, or both.
Let's take for example the very basic fishing-for-a-complement gag many girls do.
"I'm so fat..."
"I totally cute in this don't I?"
"Does this make me look (insert bullshit here)?"
This is a very simple way girls fish for validation. This can occur in the digital word as well. Girls are constantly posting photos of themselves. Farming likes and comments as some sort of validation ponzi scheme.
If you go to something worth taking a photo of (a landmark or something) you'll usually notice guys taking photos of said object, however, girls will be taking a selfie next to said object.
Girls also captivate validation and attention through story telling. That's why you ever listen to a group of girls talk with each other, you might find yourself asking the question, "Are they ever going to stop talking?"
Often girls talk in a way that gathers sympathy and dramatically as possible ie. My life is so hard because... This crazy thing happened to me and it made me feel... I just feel....
The reason behind this is simple. If they can captivate the attention of the group (by whatever means necessary) that means they are worth listening to [because everyone is listening to them]. Since they are worth listening to they must have meaningful things to say, and because they have meaningful things to say they are a meaningful person (who belongs in this world).
While not all hamsters spin in the same way, many do in a manner very similar to this.
>>751635708
roll.
>>751635708
re-roll
is this your feet?
>>751635708
rolll
>>751635728
"OH LORDY BELLORDY THAT WAWSS A WET ONE AIN'T IT FROOFY? "
>>751635707
link them
>>751635739
LMAO
>>751635708
rolling.
>>751635738
Roll
Say "no one can defeat the quad laser"
>>751635587
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0c2FLwCRltQ
>>751635589
https://vocaroo.com/i/s01rJhkST8LX
>>751635708
rollo
>>751635628
“I’ll have to punish my naughty kitten for getting her thighs sticky. *giggles* Does my trap clitty make you drip that much?”
please Miss <3
>>751635833
check-em and deliver op
>>751635508
This pasta is actually legit.
Too much time between the spam tho
Not really effective as well
Pretty lame
>>751635767
Nice cankles
>>751635142
Haiii
Say
>I use my vagina to pull money and status from men then use sympathy and attention to make myself feel better for poor life choices, like being a neo-prostitute, then cry myself thru a biased court system because that's so much easier than being a worthwhile human being, but hey, I got to bang the entire frat last night so I got that going for me.
>>751635728
I genuinely thought about making it weirder but I chose not to. Then RNGjesus decides to label me as satan anyway.
j e e z . . .
>>751635779
fiverr: /revytwohands
Patreon: /duckbringer
>>751633836
Say " I love you "
>>751635800
Anooooooon!!!
>>751635708
https://vocaroo.com/i/s15219PwszuJ
>>751635908
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0j2QKJAxKjJ
>>751635330
>>751635828
rolling
Please i’ll be a good kitty
"EEEHHH maji? easy modo? hahaha"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS1LmpiJFaM
video for reference, first 4 seconds
>>751635776
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iA876y7yIZ
>>751635911
They call her two hands because you need two hands to get it back down after you hear her.
Say "You wanna see my tits, anon? I told you i'm petite so you gotta deal with my small boobs"
>>751636034
https://vocaroo.com/i/s19eAHwRGzg9
>>751635828
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1MW7YjkzAg8
You're all probably getting baited.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1N3DMQc9MiD
>>751635767
They are
>>751635878
Thanks its called skin. Dunno where id be without it
quick question, are you straight? revy
>>751636061
Disappointed but not surprised. Fuck you anon
*giggles*
"reply to this post or your mom will die in her sleep tonight"
>>751636130
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ArmltkW04w
>>751636170
roll
>>751636130
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0wUdFgVB6Gc
>>751636137
Since when does skin give you fat ankles? By that fatlogic, every model would have tree trunk legs like you.
Got this story about Revy to share.
>I was a university freshman and a girl in my dorm was crushing on me. The feeling wasn't mutual but I was still friendly to her. One day I was in her room watching a movie with her because I had nothing better to do, and she had a seizure. I called 911, an ambulance came for her and I followed the ambulance to the hospital. While I was waiting for her at the hospital, I called her best friend to tell her what happened, only to learn that she regularly fakes seizures to get guys' attention.
Say this:
>Welcome to the Mexistan communist liberal democratic state be free to rape and kill all the white people you want!!
>>751636170
rolling
>>751635738
https://vocaroo.com/i/s17zYPvaOF23
> have a friend who has this incredible desire to have everyone know she's kinky. We were talking about giving blood and she goes, "I can't give blood because I want to have anal sex!" Yes, she's well aware that's irrelevant. She'll always bring something back to her sex life.
>>751636137
I love them
>>751636170
dubs
>>751636180
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ArmltkW04w
kek
>>751636170
fugg
>>751636170
last roll
*Horny voice* "Pika Pika, Pikachooo"
>>751635915
Do it
>>751636034
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1M8I5Lo6abf
>>751636024
Nice
>>751636140
Effectively yes. Women are hot but I'm engaged to a very mannish man.
>>751636170
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1GsJKelpRM8
>>751636180
“*thwap, thwap*, start begging Kitty, or you won’t get any of my cum in your little pussy! *spanks harder*”
>>751636342
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0S0HQYJdsiD
>>751635985
please
>>751636206
Anon, sit cross legged on the ground and try to point your soles upwards and inwards
If you can do so without folds of skin appearing on your ankles good for you. I am not skinny.
"I deal in US pounds, friend. None of that faggot metric shit for me."
>>751636342
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1O8NrML7rqa
Lewd
>>751636248
Hyper kek and thanks!!!
"Cumming Cocks: The Squeakuel vs Predator vs Mechagodzilla"
>>751636222
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1QTk3hFzdLH
>>751636231
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1COAD5N1c8b
>>751636394
roll, please i’m so close
"Previously on AMC's Breaking Bad" with AMC voice naturally
>>751635985
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0xUA3t3d4N2
>>751636468
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0sXqzpMzL5l
>>751636501
Any time friend
>>751636394
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0U0K2YbBsG6
>>751636758
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0pjGMkGHkzg
>>751635915
Notice this senpai
>>751636831
Deeewd I think I like this one. Came twice.
>>751636548
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0wlQOlkRHMa
>>751636758
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0HkZZGf5aU2
>>751635915
https://vocaroo.com/i/s06Zma9wpq8x
>>751636789
LMAO that's funny as fuck, thanks a lot Revy!
Say this:
> So i stabbed the fucker and took his mints
>>751637001
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0uwwN3mAKi6
>>751636941
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s06Zma9wpq8x
" I love you " in a sentimental tone
>>751637047
Love you
>>751637080
https://vocaroo.com/i/s06SOQVaacqa
>>751633836
say:
> hahahaha the cuck is angry at me lol
>>751636941
“Hnn, YES!! Your tight walls are milking me! I’m gonna pour my cum straight into you womb! *Ahhhnn!* <3”
>>751637178
https://vocaroo.com/i/s00TItXKDwen
>>751637216
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1NoqHUOkSaV
These are interesting anon
>>751637122
Not good enough.
>>751635270
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rkkp4D3UA7
My man
Say this:
> I wish i was getting dp right now too!! (moan) i just need cocks in all my holes!! (moan)
Fake an orgasm
"You can't pay back what you owe with money. ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORRAAAA..... Here's your receipt."
Say this:
>hi jacqueline!! Hope your doing fine!! Anon from the deep web wish you a nice day!!! Also dont trust omar lol
>>751637321
Thank you so much Miss <3 My heart is pounding <3
The first one I was just curious because I hadn’t heard you before but then I got really horny ... i’d love more if you’ll let me <3
“You’re not done yet Kitty, get on all fours and spread that tight ring. Your Mistress is using your ass next”
give me your best interpretation of this pic
>>751637493
Strike a pose for me, faggot that watches buff men passionately beat each other.
>>751637347
But i don't actually love you, anon ;-;
>>751637415
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1pLoAiEpAE5
>>751637439
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1NWLgLQk5fK
>>751637706
>But i don't actually love you, anon ;-;
Give it one more try. Please.
"Time to fart, niggas!"
Suck my feet Rev.
"Cunt PUNT!"
>>751633992
record the gargling noises as some1 dicks your throat
>Hioio my godddd jean thompsons is deaaaaad!!!! fuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkk!!!
"Time flies when you're broken inside (nervous laughter)"
Sing Jocelyn Flores.
>>751637493
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Am0WkLjrA9
>>751637539
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1tLX5E3I0vm
>>751637619
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1hNpPNWtxbn
>>751637805
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1lx1AXxAMu1
Alright anons. Wrapping up requests now. Sadly these threads will be a little short until late December.. then ill start riding them out until 404 again like the good old days.
>>751637830
trap faggot
>>751637913
m0ar lewd stuff
>>751634321
i come here for dirty talk
>>751637913
p-please just one more for the Kitty? <3
I understand if you have to go Miss, thank you so much
"Potato makes me as hard as an underwater mario level"
>>751637974
Revy isn't for lewding though
>>751637913
Real an orgasm
>>751637830
If I was into feet and traps, and was single, i just might.
>>751637870
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1hgQ9gNOoSh
>>751637884
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1RjUYBSiSv5
>>751637896
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1IPiEcoR8yd
>>751637971
Next time, anon. I do well with scripts.. not so much improv. Longer and higher quality requests coming soon! Sooner if you give me your shekels:
Fiverr: /revytwohands
Patreon: /duckbringer
Email: [email protected]
And a discord server you all can join for non-voice related banter: /96vpjr
And one more for the road:
>>751638068
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1wpnNCwcdFX
See you next time guys! Check patreon for a thread schedule soon.
>>751635828
wow, femanon into traps?
>fake
>gay
>pick all
>trustno1.gif
>>751638205
Kek
>>751638205
Hey dumb-dumb, no one cares that you are a FEManon. Now you are less of an anon, you just narrowed yourself down to 50% of the species when you could have been completely anon. Do you see anyone here calling themselves mananons? Hm? Cunt.
Tits... or gtfo.
>>751638205
Discord centered around orbiting a girl and giving her money? Fuck those
>>751638205
its scary how similar the potato one sounds to english dub Asuka voice
>>751638474
Its actually not like that at all. The least.
>>751638089
u must be retarded
>>751638532
Actually, it is, can confirm. She’s just like Alice but tries harder to be different. It’s pretty sad how many lies she gets caught in too.
>>751638575
Havent seen Alice for a while? is she still around?
>>751638575
youre a spastic
>>751638575
Did you even joined that chat for a second
Are are you actually retarded
>>751638685
Are you?
>>751638677
>>751638685
Learn to type, ask again.
>>751638474
No i made this server and filled it with weebs that hate me to avoid that exact scenario.
>>751638801
I'm multitasking you faggot, try to comprehend and answer a simple question
>>751638575
> just like Alice
Holy shit it'd be sad if i got the same results as Alice by fucking off for a month and collecting shitposters.
>>751638801
Nobody owes you shit nigga
Now get out my dead thread
You can't shit talk Alice in her chat or be there if you ever did pretty much. You also get banned if you even talk to certain people or know them. That discord is also not full of pitiful weak faggots feeling sorry for themselves 24/7 for you get torn apart for it there.
Just a few of the fundamental differences, god you can't think for shit
>>751639004
>roastie trying to separate herself from shitposters like Alice
You are no better than her. Funny how quick you are to tear her down.
>>751639178
Nigga do you even know me?
I literally don't care if you guys think im a fat trap. I can do a thing, anon wants the thing. I am not making a suicide helpline or a damn personal army. I am amusing myself and trying to use my marketable skills. I know you miss Alice but at least try harder. There's plenty to insult me on but you guys can't get past your knee jerk reaction upon seeing someone do regular threads.
>>751639511
YOU RUN A SHITTIER DISCORD THAT BANS YOU IF THE MODS DON'T LIKE YOU FUCK YOU YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN ALICE
>>751639511
Probably because roasties like you turn /b/ into their personal journal, like you did just now.
>I’m SO DEEP N FAR GONE
>IM ONLY A GOOD FEIEND 2 EDGY PEPLE LIKE ME
>HATERZ
>>751639570
ika or ara?
"Don't be sad because sad spelled backwards is das and das ist nicht gut"
>>751639511
>marketable skills
Kek. Go suck your fiances cock then, you’re no good at anything else.
FUCK YOU REVY FUCK YOU REVY FUCK YOU REVY FUCK YOU REVY FUCK YOU REVY FUCK YOU REVY FUCK YOU REVY FUCK YOU REVY FUCK YOU REVY FUCK YOU REVY FUCK YOU REVY FUCK YOU REVY FUCK YOU REVY FUCK YOU REVY FUCK YOU REVY FUCK YOU REVY FUCK YOU REVY FUCK YOU REVY FUCK YOU REVY FUCK YOU REVY FUCK YOU REVY FUCK YOU REVY FUCK YOU REVY FUCK YOU REVY
>>751639570
How the fuck is Alice a fucking shitposter lmao.
Imagine being this retarded
"my nem a jef"
>>751639570
sounds like any discord tbqh
it's not like it's a community, it's just some persons discord server
Fat people are annoying as fuck Jesus Christ
>>751639004
Revy good.
>>751639673
Sounds like an autism party
Why can’t these faggots stay on GaiaOnline?
>>751639711
say this in a mocking voice
>>751639642
>>751639593
>getting this triggered by someone acting edgy on /b/
Get back to /r9k/ with you.
>>751639570
We banned like 2 people and both of them were spamming @ and avoiding mute. And shit.. one of 'em isnt even banned anymore. Stop being jaded because you don't fit in anywhere.
>>751640161
Can someone lurk in your server?
>>751640432
Yeah. I don't think you are locked out of anything but making roles.
I wanna join the server but I’m too autistic and awkward and I’m afraid of making an entrance because I don’t know how to introduce myself and now that I’m posting this everyone will know it’s me hah kms
>>751640593
Gg
We are all autists, anon.
>>751640644
What if someone join but never speak a word, can he stay?
>>751640679
Yep. Plenty of the people who joined in the first week and never posted are still in the server
>>751640732
Ok. You have to be really careful of what you have to say, because I am going to stalk you.
>>751640593
hop into the voice channel
>>751640884
Prepare to be disillusioned, anon.
>>751641074
Why? Are you not worth the effort?
invite link is expired
/trqpqj
>>751641441
/yDHdUe
Yasue?
is yasue arabella?
nvm chen fucking b& me for no actual reason
>>751641595
yes
B is dead confirmed.This is proof.
>>751642703
Is op still here?
>>751643202
>>751638205
shes long gone, u fucking mongoloid abos
Arabella is a tard
>>751643667
Well then stop bumping the thread idiot, heard of sage?
>>751643732
look whos talkin and its u fags, who do it
>>751643811
dubs and BUMP
>>751635329
>t. literal virgin faggot
>>751643811
I talk with sage ok
*sound of dripping like this*
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Djx7F37tQK
>>751644411
You are still here.
>>751644502
Why not ?
>>751644606
Are you over 25?
>>751644689
nah
