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C e l e b thread
Fapping edition
TayTay is a angel. ;__;
>>751614091
Dovey<3
>>751614178
wow...
>>751614150
She's so lovable
Kylie?
>>751614315
Minogue?
>>751614259
Very adorable
>>751614263
>>751614309
Hell yeah! Thanks
>>751614459
no problem whatsoever. who is that qt?
>>751614091
>>751614150
I lovey Dovey! ;__;
>>751614215
I'm finding these pics as I go so it takes a little while.
>>751614415
I just wanna drink hot cocoa with her and boop her on the nose
>>751614516
Lauren Mayberry
I don't think she gets posted often.
>>751614585
Instead you'll be forever alone in your parent's basement because you're a weirdo.
>>751613278
That is a horrible outfit.
>>751614679
yfw man dick
>>751614524
Well, whenever you can, no rush. :3
>>751614585
As long as you don't disturb her comfiness!
>>751614679
Someone on /tv/ wants to say hi to ‘db’, whoever that is.
Drew Barrymore
>>751615214
Kenzie poster
>>751615062
Ohh fuck. Just noticed this one.
>>751614680
do you work in a movie theater?
>>751615302
What ever became of her husband?
hehe :3
>>751615197
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!
>>751614650
She's very cute
>>751615242
Now that's what I call diverse!
>>751615278
Adorable!
>That thick, pillowy bottom lip.
Pure thoughts... pure thoughts...
>>751614813
love that one!
>>751615443
goddess feets
>>751615461
>>751615461
Look at those pancaked titties! She's not going to age well AT ALL.
>>751615556
She's only 27 too. yikes.
>>751615460
Dovey is not for lewds:3
>>751615496
more goddess feets!
>>751615565
:)
>>751615456
This but without the old lady
>>751615556
>>751615587
Post your face so we can judge you. If you aren't good enough for her then you have to stfu.
>>751615456
She's petite too and I love it.
>>751615496
Omg yes! Emma looks hot in that dress!
>>751615490
How they distracted them from the basketball goal?
>>751615656
>wanting to see mens
niqqa u r gay
>>751615723
Then shut your fucking mouth you fucking coward.
>>751615443
Okay wow, she's the definition of a cutie. :3
>>751615616
I forget sometimes. ;__;
>>751615690
marinafag get out
>>751615781
u
r
gay
>>751615781
This thread is boring as fuck and those Emma Watson pics have been posted a billion times.
>>751615803
It's okay to slip up sometimes
>>751615656
>>751615656
I could be a super model or Quasimodo, but that wouldn't change the fact that she's going to have flapjacks for tits in a few more years. Last I checked all you aren't required to be hot to have an opinion on someone else's look, you dumb ass. Hell, this thread was made for that purpose alone. So I suppose in the same idea we can't accept your idea of a good looking celebrity unless you show us you're at least as good looking, because otherwise your opinion doesn't matter, right?
Now fuck off and keep jacking off you those saggy ass deflated bean bag chairs she calls tits.
>>751616010
holy moly
>>751615821
Idk what that is.
>>751615854
Still loving her
i'm really surprised by the lack of good fappenings in this age. I mean JLaw was obviously the best but everything else is eh
prove me wrong
>>751616081
Is this the lavern will be my bride faggot?
>>751616007
She's not making it easy for me with those legs.
>>751616081
>>751616170
quiet slut
>>751616010
Imagine being this triggered by JLaw. You will forever be alone. Might as well go full MGTOW or /r9k/ you fucking incel.
check em
>>751616133
JLaw leaked them herself for us.
>>751616229
fuck off stoner
>>751616245
So then she is a rapist
>>751616148
Have I said that even remotely once in this thread?
>>751616193
Excellent pics
>>751616170
They look very nice
>>751615992
alright i think i may actually like her feet. might be the pink polish
>>751616229
I wonder if I should try stay clean today.
>>751616322
Same to you. she's extremely qt. I take it she's a musician of sorts?
>>751616410
I know I'm not. check my stash
>>751616478
I wanna smell those socks
>>751616322
But she will be your bride though, correct?
>>751616368
nnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg
>>751616483
>having an anus for a belly button
>>751616475
It's about half of that now. I'm trying to resist the urge to buy more
>>751614721
She is underage here you retard. she hasnt had blonde hair in yrs. That video was collected when the hackers were hacking celebrity accounts before the first Fappening. Going by Ariel's hair color with the blonde highlight it was taken between 2013-03-03 and 2013-04-28. After that she went totally blonde. ya fucked up she is like 15 there
BEST EMMA COMING THROUGH
>>751616420
She's a singer, most definitely.
>>751616548
Doubt it. That other fag is annoying with that shit.
>>751616619
Best Emma = FACT
>>751616657
WRONG Emma
>>751616595
do you get them from the store or do you have a prescription? or from a dealer? just curious
>>751616548
tempting?
>>751616740
roooooooose!!!!11
Out of the way MGTOW fucking faggots
>>751616617
shoo
>>751616740
From the store. I don't like dealers. No prescription needed where I am.
>>751616801
that looks delicious
>>751616883
Vicky has transcended this realm
>>751616668
>>751616714
I like both Emmas, (see thread opener)
>>751616740
oohhhh damnn
>>751616619
Look at her jiggle her pale little body! Awwwwwwwww
I want to boogie with her
>>751616826
in that case you should really be doing cold water extraction to avoid doing all the other bullshit in them. it will leave you with just the codeine and it's really easy to do.
>>751616799
>>751616883
She's barely even a celeb tho
>>751616933
>>751616935
what the hell our pics got mixed up lol
>>751616619
>*jiggles tiny bum into thread*
>>751616759
Dovey's pale petite body is temping me. I'd love for her to sit on my lap and call me daddy.
I'm losing it.
>>751616933
How do you do cold water extraction
But I'm trying to quit :/ eeeeek
>>751616999
stop stealing filenameanons filenames chad!
>>751613278
>>751617039
I've explained that like a dozen times lol and he doesn't even mind it!
>>751617053
LOL!
>>751617053
heh pretty good
>>751617011
Maybe if you wear a santa outfit for her
>>751617053
Haha I really really really like this image
>>751617114
smh blaming clover how dare you
>>751616999
Nice trips ;)
>>751617216
FUCK SHES RUINED FOREVER GOD DAMMIT
>>751615900
need more. who dis?
>>751616475
what is this
>>751617216
delet this
>>751617018
I will try to find you an infograph. it's so easy though. you could Google it. it's all the other shit in those pills you get that are bad for you bro
>>751617200
>>751617051
I'd be wearing it all year around. She'll never be too big to sit our laps.
>>751617315
my bad anon
>>751617301
Ignore it >>751616475 hey faggot delete that photo
>>751617432
what why
>>751617352
Thanks
>>751615441
He's a cuck now.
>>751617431
Katy's cum catchers <3
>>751617378
Thanks my dude
>>751617361
>>751617536
She's got beautiful feet.
>>751617432
>>751617506
tell ME WHAT DRUG IT IS SO I CAN BUY IT
>>751617582
truly. sexy long toes for stroking cocks with
why she so itchy, bros?
>>751617621
also pretty good tbh
>>751617621
>>751617582
>>751617431
Nobody cares about god damn foot stop posting it
>>751617702
>>751617590
It's basically sudafed and codeine pills
>>751617655
Sister's fault
>>751616475
TELL ME WHAT DRUG THIS IS
>>751617809
red! i love red.
>>751617814
yummmm
>>751617655
She made the mistake of shaving rather than trimming.
>>751617553
No Margot, no Yvonne, no Bilson, no Saoirse.
Next thread can only be better
>>751617809
LOL her heels dont even fit properly
she had to shuffle around all night till she changed
>>751617506
DELETE I DON'T LIKE IT
It makes me think about using. It's a trigger for me
>>751617901
wait until you see the gay black guys
>>751617847
Why don’t you just tell him the fucking name.
We are sitting on her bed, a pile of pillows in our backs. I have my right arm wrapped around her, she's resting her head on my shoulder. The TV is running but neither of us are interested in the program. The remote is too far away and we're just too comfortable to bother. It's not about watching TV anyways. We're happy just being close to each other. I can't help but notice how clean she smells and how perfect her skin looks. As I move my right hand up and down her hip she closes her eyes and it almost seems like she's asleep. I lean back, let out a a satisfied sigh, and close my eyes too. As I pull her closer, I notice a muffled sob. I look down at her. She has buried her face in my shoulder and I can feel it getting a bit damp. I'm worried now. She is shaken by her suppressed sobs.
"What's wrong?" I ask in a concerned voice. "Millie, what's wrong?"
She doesn't answer and just continues crying into my shoulder. I gently touch her chin with my left hand and pull her head up a bit so I can see her red eyes and the tears on her cheeks.
"Millie, what's wrong?" I ask a bit more demanding and a whole lot more worried.
Finally she answers. Her voice is shaking and a bit higher than usual.
"It's just... You know... There's this big pho... photoshoot coming up and I... I'm scared. I'm... really, really scared."
I'm slightly baffled.
"But you've done stuff like that countless times! What's so different this time?"
Still sobbing she says "I've had this... this dream. But not only once. It was about some photoshoot. I was there and... and I was giving my best but... everyone just yelled and told me... I couldn't do anything right. I didn't know what..."
Her crying becomes more intense.
"Anon, I'm scared"
>>751617916
yesss goddess
>>751617872
>>751617916
>>751617946
I can ignore shitposts unlike most people who get their shit scrambled by the slightest thing
>>751617927
Kill.
Yourself.
Faggot.
I pull her even closer and she wraps both her arms around me.
"It's not even this particular shoot... It's... you know, it's everything. So much went right for me in the last couple of years. What if it's becoming too much? What if... I can't handle it anymore at some point?"
She cries into my shoulder a little longer while I try to find the right words to calm her down.
"Millie, listen to me! Listen closely. It's not what you do that makes me love you so much. It's who you are. No matter where you are or what you do I'll always be only one call away. And if anyone ever tries to tell you you're not good enough just tell him you're only doing this out of pity for his pathetic little project."
That gets a weak laugh out of her, followed by another sob.
"Do you... really think I could pull that off?"
I look her straight into the eyes.
"Millie, you can pull anything off. You're stronger than you think and I will always be there for you, no matter what. The only thing I ask of you is to always do what makes you happy. Because that's the only thing that matters."
She still sobs but I can feel that it's OK now so I don't say anything more and just hold her tight. Knowing that I could give her some comfort makes me incredibly happy and I could lie here with Millie close to me for the rest of my life. After what felt like a way too short eternity she lifts her head again and looks at me with her tear-stained eyes. Then, out of the blue she kisses me on the mouth. It's a short, shy kiss but I know what she's trying to say. It's pure, unfiltered gratefulness and I don't know if I deserve that much love from her. She gently places her right hand on my chest and makes circular motions that ever so slightly move towards my stomach and then my pants. She reaches for my zipper.
>>751618015
nothing gets my dick harder than celeb feet
"Millie, you don't have to..." but before I can complete my sentence she quietly says
"I know... but didn't you just say I should do what makes me happy? Well, this makes me happy."
And before I can say anything more than "Is this really..." she has my shaft in her hand. She slowly strokes up and down. She's gentle and her every touch sends shivers down my spine, whether it's her thumb circling on my glans after every upstroke or her other hand gently fondling my testicles. Soon it's too much for me to handle. I moan and try to relax my muscles to stop myself from having an orgasm. Finally I can build up the strength to take both her hands into mine.
"Hold on a second" I weakly say. She looks shocked. Her eyes are still red from all the crying and it looks like she's going to start all over again.
"Oh no... Did I do anything wrong?" she shakingly asks.
"What? No... no it's not that. Not stopping you now would have just felt totally selfish!" I calmly say. "This feels too good not to share it, that's all."
>>751618015
Figures it’s the jlaw fag who posts feet.
>>751617039
It's okayyy
Thank tho
>>751617927
Go eat a bag of dicks, choke on them, and then kill yourself on pill overdose
>>751617890
How are you holding up?
>>751618070
>nothing gets my dick hard
Ftfy
"What do you m... ohhh" she moans as I slide my right hand under her skirt. I'm not surprised she's wet. I can feel the moisture through her panties. I move my hand underneath them and she tensens all her muscles. I notice her wet pubes between my fingers as I circle them around her pubis and her opening. It feels like she trims them rather than shaving. As I fondle her sex I'm careful not to touch her clitoris as that would probably send her over the edge at once. Instead I just move my fingers up and down her labia which seems to make her lose her mind. After two minutes she is already panting and sweating and from time to time she throws her head from one side to the other. I move my other hand up her shirt while simultaneously removing her skirt and panties. The little triangle of trimmed pubic hair above her vulva is now clearly visible and a small stain of moisture is forming on the bedsheets right underneath it. My other hand pulls up her shirt and I notice she's not wearing a bra. There's not a lot to fill it with anyways. Her developing breasts are in an early stage. They're recognizable for what they are but barely noticeable through a shirt.
>>751618003
What that red thing in her ear?
>>751617847
>>751617998
WHATS THE NAME
I LIVE IN NEW MEXICO
WE ALLOW CODEIN MEDICINE BUT I NEED TO KNOW A BRAND NAME
It's time for me to switch hands. As I stop stroking her labia for a moment she moans with disappointment but quickly starts to pant again as I use my other hand on her vulva now. My right hand is still wet from her moisture and as soon as I start fondling her rock hard nipples with it she becomes almost ecstatic. The lubrication makes them even more sensitive.
"Anon... I... I... Oh god..." she moans. This is obviously a new experience for her. She's close so I stop all stimulation. A squeak of frustration escapes her throat.
"Ouuhhh... Why... don't... you....?" she moans before I kiss her on her lips and whisper "Together"
>>751618098
Pic+filename just gave me an instant boner
>>751616617
>busting makes me feel good!
>>751618143
She's deaf
She understands immediately and grabs my still erect penis again. I carefully slide two fingers inside her while she continues masturbating me. My right hand plays with her nipples again and right as I feel my orgasm approaching I place my thumb on Millie's clitoris and move it with slight pressure, catapulting her over the edge into a mind shattering experience. We both orgasm at the same time and it's the most intense feeling I have ever felt. Nothing can compare and as my whole body shakes with spasms beyond comparison I can feel Millie's vulva tighten around my fingers. She almost screams with pure, uncontained lust. Even long after my own orgasm has subsided she is still rocking back and forth, moaning like crazy. I feel it's not over for her yet so I keep up the stimulation of her labia, clitoris and nipples. With every stroke she grabs and releases the bedsheets with her hands and it now dawns to me that this isn't merely a single orgasm, this must be her third or fourth. Right as I am beginning to think it's never going to stop she lets out a short shriek, throwing her hips up with wide open eyes and mouth before falling limp back in the sheets. She's trembling, unable or unwilling to move. I carefully remove my fingers from her vulva which is now bright red. Compared to the puddle of her fluids on the bed my sperm-stained shirt is barely noticeable. I know I have to give her some time to come to her senses so I lean back into the pillows. After a minute she finally manages to shakingly wrap her arms around me again. She lays down on her side, pressing her warm, naked body against my side. I can feel her trembling and as I look at her I notice she's crying again. This time it's different though. She doesn't seem too upset.
>>751618134
Man this shit is pathetic
>>751615441
He went....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CljgOkX03wU
>>751618113
I'm staying pure for Dovey! I figure the longer I can hold off the better it'll be.
"Anon... I don't..." she sobs. "I didn't know it could get so... I mean, I thought I was dying."
With my right hand I gently touch her soft stomach.
"I know... This was beyond... everything"
"Was it... was it wrong?" she quietly asks. Her sobbing becomes more intense and it looks a bit like she's ashamed of herself. I smile and looking her straight into the eyes I ask "Did it make you happy?"
She calmly says "It did make me happy, Anon. Thank you."
"All I ever wanted is for you to be happy."
I kiss Millie on her forehead. She is already half-asleep.
>>751618223
Just take a shotvun and shoot your head off autistic faggot
>>751615209
i fucking watched this movie the other day. i teared up. =(
>>751618288
u rite
>>751618178
It's supposed to induce that response, why else would I name my files that way?
Too bad I can't find my other pics.
>>751618288
Dovey would be proud of you:3
>>751615069
Lol. I hate these fuckin threads sage
>>751618408
LATEX WHORE FUCKMEAT
>>751618147
I DON'T LIVE I MEXICO YOU WON'T FIND THAT BRAND
Don't take them they will kill you slowly please stop asking
>>751617114
I was here the whole time, jerk!
>>751618500
popcorn.jpg
you two are a riot. rosebros best bros
>>751618551
Surprised I wasn't seen this time, unlike the last time.
>>751618668
I didn't wanna call you out after last night >_>
>>751618474
I'm trying to quit this shit I've been stuck on it for 3 years now at least this year I'm doing half as much
>>751618726
Hahaha that's considerate.
You saw me right away then?
>>751617516
just google it man. Bluelight has a really good tutorial on how to do it. it takes like an hour tops and is so easy it's stupid not to do it
>>751618793
OwO
>>751618804
It has to do with crushing the pills
No I need to stop it's not good for me
I lose my mind if I take too much and for too long
>>751618793
I have a tendency to do that, yes..
>>751618875
alright well suit yourself
>>751618889
OwO
>>751618921
Is doxylamine ok or is it harmful
>>751618474
>>751618875
>>751618804
please tell me the name
Please anon, I am 30 years old, never smoked weed and drink occassionally. I wish I could get high but I do not know anyone who does and no one ever offered it to me.
I have wanted to try codein for the last year, just help an anon out, would you?
>>751618939
sup chad :^)
>>751619006
I'm Chad not him
>>751618967
in small amounts it's fine but I can't imagine that high amounts over long period of time is good for the liver. it's the Tylenol (paracetamol) that's not good for you.
>>751618863
>>751618939
Hushh
>>751618889
I'm not that subtle... :/
>>751619085
heh not this time Topher [^:
>>751619144
How was your chatstep sessions yesterday? :P
>>751619146
:x
>>751618993
Buy Robitussen if you want an epic high
>>751619183
>chatstep
Mehhhhhhhhhh
>>751619211
WHY ARE YOU FAGGOTS SO SECRETIVE ABOUT AN OVER THE COUNTER DRUG WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS
>>751619211
I use to take this now I've cut back
>>751619271
It's shady shit.
You're not suppose to abuse otc drugs. It's banned in a lot of countries. Especially ephedrine.
STOP TALKING ABOUT DRUGS I AM LITERALLY WITHIN ARMS REACH OF RELAPSING RIGHT NOW
Emma wouldn't want this from me
>>751619492
stay strong for Emma bro :)
>>751619372
>doing drugs is illegal
so telling me about them on a cantonese finger painting site is not, just FUCKING TELL ME YOU NIGGER
>>751619524
Oxycontin, Roxicodone, Adderall
Take your pick of names
It's time to STOP
Start now
Guys can we talk about something else like movies? I don't like this discussion.
>>751620085
sure
I watched Atomic Blonde the other day and that was pretty good
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>>751620227
zoinks!
>>751620132
Ooooh it's starring Charlize Theron as an MI6 agent. Cool.
>>751620288
Hitler dubs
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>>751620369
some really good action as well
>>751619789
wow, fuck you asshole
>>751620440
What is wrong with you.
Codeine is legal as a schedule 1 drug in mexico.
How fucking hard is it to find it?
Dude didn't link the new thread: >>751620066
can u stfu faggot
