Hi /b/, this is my first time posting in a year and 11 months. I had hoped I wouldnt have to come back here again but, well obviously I was wrong. Lets just cut to the chase, trips decides how I kill myself. I have my ar-15, 50 castor beans, a sheet of LSD, about a gallon of acetone left, and around 5,000$ in drug money. Quads decides what I do with my belongings.
>>751600262
shoot all your toes and rub lsd on eyes, if i get quads give me the $5,000 and the gun
>>751600921
shameless re-roll
>>751600262
Seek help.
>>751600262
Rolling for live stream with the AR even though OP is a faggot and won't deliver.
Shoot all the cash to shit
Shove the lsd in your ass
Blow your balls off
Put a bullet through your jugular
I'll take your AR off your hands buddy
You don't kill yourself.
>>751600262
Acetone and castor bean enema.
Post pictures and of sheet of lsd
>>751601298
Also tits and timestamp
>>751600921
rerolling for rubbing lsd on eyes, and stream suicide
>>751600262
Go buy a bunch of oxy or heroin before you kill yourself to at least feel good before you die
>>751600262
don't do it with a gun please. just jump off a building or something
>>751600262
Overdose on these dubs.
OP here, contestants must get trips for the fun to begin. Just finished smoking the rest of my bud. Ive come to the conclusion that nothing is worth it in the end and the only way to truly be happy forever is die smiling smiling.
Lsd but take a picture xd
>>751601110
Off by one.
Live on and don't be a fucking pussy.
Drive out to a desert with some snacks and water, other than that don't bring anything but maybe something to listen to music with, make sure you're protected from the sun with sunscreen and a nice hat though.
Eat however many tabs you need to achieve 1500ug and roam the desert.
You don't kill yourself but you do ship your ar to my local ffl.
OP again, my friend K is coming over with a speedball. Imma see how it would feel to overdose if none of yall fucks can even roll a dubs. And yes I can ship anything you'd like to you. The gun isnt registered to anyone. Ps, just took the sheet of acid but ive had it for a while. Around maybe 10 mg?
Take the entire sheet pussy
My trips say don't do it. Please.
>>751600262
Rolling for justice.
You know...if you're gonna kill yourself, go explore the world. Enjoy it and blow all your money on the best shit. Explore every inch of the world
Dismantle the weapon, meditate, and eat the money
seek help you faggot
>>751600262
put it all in your ass then suicide by cop
OP, please don't :(
>>751602733
Agreed.
Of old age and natural causes
eat the money
party like it's 1999
If trips I want everything you don't use in your own death so I can use it for mine.
Could you buy a plane ticket over here? I'd love to hang out with you and just chat, cuddle, eat out, draw together...maybe you'd change your mind.
Do it faggot!
>>751600262
Go to mlk street n start yelling niger then when the monkeys start heading your way open fire
Niga shoulda sent me the sheet i need acid
>>751602989
Do you have anything better to do? Seriously
>>751603015
Bump
>>751602791
Winrar
The LSD experience should never be used for anything for peaceful self reflection and transcendence above the secondary emotions which are anger, greed, and fear.
You are loved. Shooting people will fuck you in the afterlife. We are all one.
>>751602878
>>751602989
So near and yet so far.
>>751600262
shoot your self with the AR, send the cash to me
Stick a pen up your dick, do the LSD then shoot yourself after 2 hours.
Dont kill yourself,
And give me the money.
>>751603015
Self bump
Yo man, I could use 5 grand.
>>751603098
In that order...
NIGGA THE ACID YA WASTIN IT GOD DAMN IT
>>751600921
Fuck it let's make anons day
>>751603140
rollin
>>751603140
self bump
Sell the AR for extra cash, spend all the money on fluffy sweet things.
Put deadly amount of lsd in a blender with urine then chug that shit
INVEST YOUR MONEY INTO THE NEAREST JEWISH TEMPLE
>>751603261
I'm rolling for this,
sell the AR, and gib me the money.
Masturbate til death
>>751603332
so fucking close lmao
>>751603134
shameless reroll
>>751603332
Roll
Spend the money on a cute girl and marry her
>>751603332
Fuck
Faggot
just do some of the lsd and find the meaning to life.
>>751603332
GIVE YOUR SHEKELS TO JERUSALEM AKA ISRAEL
Buy a british mail order bride and fuck the shit out of her
>>751603332
YES INVEST THE MONEY DON'T KILL YOURSELF AND SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL TEMPLE
rolling
i need cash
Take the acid and go buy candy with money.
Fly me out to where you’re at and we’ll get high and video games or whatever else. Then if you still want to kill yourself w/e
>>751600262
Take the LSD and give me the money.
>>751603332
You fucking cunt, lmao. One more and you could've decided how everything Ps turns out that whole sheet was rc. This is some crazy shit 10/10 do not recomend
>>751603454
rerallin for faggot trips
dont kill yourself and give me 2500 of the 5k
>>751603605
Roll
Roll for hmu. Then we chill, drop some acid, buy some more psychedelics, get fucked up for about a week on good shit then I shoot you in the head
>>751603332
You fucking cunt, lmao. One more and you could've decided how everything Ps turns out that whole sheet was 25-i This is some disgusting shit10/10 do not recomend
>>751603648
Roll
hire a bunch of prostitutes and tell them to meet you at a specific time, buy a bunch of 32 inch dildos and have then swordfight in your honor
roll
So, did yall watch the eagles fuck the shit out of some cowboys?
Send it to shekelstein , all the money
>>751600262
use all of your resources to go on a dick sucking world tour
Wait for a irs scam to call, you say you know its a scam but you're gonna wire them $5,000
Fly me out and let me suck your dick and we’ll get high then you can kill your self or w/e if you want.
What state you in? If you really are gonna do this I have no problems banging you before you go. Chubfemanon here
take half the sheet of LSD, go on shooting spree, (death by cop or suicide) send the rest of the LSD and money to me
>>751603644
shooting some dice ISUMMON ONTO THEE TO GIVE ME MONEY
>>751603865
I’ll do it, use that $5k to fly me out and buy us some more drugs.
Just watching to call winrar on any trips...
>>751603965
Lmao Washington state hbu
idk
sell the gun, the drugs, get a real job, dont kys, and give me the 5000 dollars.
>>751603965
Meee
>>751600262
give me 5k and go find god or some shit
Use the ar 15 as a dildo and have that shit fuck you
>>751603935
ROLL
Don't.
>>751604124
roll same
>>751603965
Btw underage and I've only done it once kek
>>751603015
roll
>>751600262
check'em niggers
>>751604202
ROLL
Sell the gun, take the acid, use the money to go to a 5 star restaurant and hotel, pick up a rich bitch and pound her.
AR to the dick
AR15 through the roof of your mouth
give me the 5$ steam name $ilk Money
dont kys but instead go bungee jumping and have some fun
>>751604821
reroll and i mean the 5000$
>>751600262
Devote the remainder of your life playing hopscotch and tic tac toe with the neighborhood kids and be a good role model so that they don't grow up to be like you.
SWAT yourself
>>751604667
reroll
gimme 5k and overdose on coke
>>751603332
Invest your ammo into the nearest Jewish temple.
Ftfy
roll
Man Im not even into Guns but that AR looks fine.
>>751600262
1. Get gay married
2. Adopt chinese baby
3. Raise lovingly until teenager
4. Tell her she can have a party over your dead body
5. She kills you
>>751605067
Overdosing on blow must be the worse. Speeding the fuck out, throwing up, knowing your dying. Horrible.
Carry your $5k openly at 2am in the worst neighborhood in your area. That's how you kill yourself.
Don’t faggot
>>751604932
roll
>>751600262
Trevor go to bed
No way you ate a sheet of fucking 25-i.
Youd be out of orbit right now.
Death by peanut butter
Roll
squanch
play with your dickie doo and get some sleepy poo. tomorrow will be a new day.
Go to the Mexican mafia and help them out. They'll accept and kill you at the end.
trips get
post nudes of your mom
>>751605912
he took acid. he won't be sleeping for another 10 hours.
shut down your computer and go have a snack from your mom's fridge, anon.
Pretty sure I've seen this on /k/
>>751600262
dont kys over beef thats cowardly.
>>751606177
>>751605668
link to post your talking about, i dont see where he took the acid.
6666
Rolling, you give the gun to me and the 5k also goes to me, we hangout and talk about why you want to kill yourself and try to get you threw this dark ass time my man.
>>751604932
This
Run naked into the street with nothing but the ar and straps of its ammo. Go to a mosque and scream your gay and you fucked the life out of your dad.
>>751606502
see also
>>751602364
pic unrelated
firework in the butt
livestream yourself eating the entire sheet of lsd while alsoputting money\ bullets into any hole you can fit them into
Give me 3k.
Spend the rest on a gaming PC and pick that up as a hobby. If you already have one then get attachments for ar and go to a range as a hobby.
>>751606854
Shameless reroll
bullet to the temple
>>751606644
fucking dammit, i didnt see that shit i scrolled past it op is a fucking faggot
This thread is cancer
Winner winner chicken dinner let this faggot give the money to a beaner
>>751606592
rolling for this
Spend the 5 grand on heroin. Shoot it all up on livestream.
>>751607112
agreed, its like none of us will ever get trips :/
you're safe today op
>>751607228
roll
>>751601879
This
do it OP, but do it so you're the smallest nuisance possible. don't hurt anybody else, don't make a huge clean-up mess for somebody else
check them
delete this thread, turn off your computer and fade out into obscurity never to return to sanity nor reality drifting for eternity in a void of nothingness.
OP: leave /b/ and go find another board and lurk for a while. maybe pick up whatever hobby that board is into
>>751607510
Rollin' for this
send dick pics to your mom
>>751607228
roll
>>751600262
finish the acid first fuck tard drugs are expensive
roll
Spend the rest of your life chilling out. No need to end it early. Seek help if necessary.
give me all the money and then hang yourself
check em
>>751607766
checked
take 2000ug of acid then shoot yourself in a mcdonalds
so nobody gives a shit that somebody rolled quads?
>>751600262
Damn bro I would love to have all that. Buy some shit with the 5K to go out big, if you must. But I would just pack up and move to new town, cut all ties and start over.
But trips get would say go out in a blaze of glory in a mosque, take out as many muzzy cell agents as you can. And before that, put the sheet of LSD in water tank at the cheesiest bar in tow.
Be good OP, peace.
destroy an entire mafia. And if your captured say something like "i don´t fear death" "getting captured was part of my plan"
die by natural causes
buy 5000 dollars worth of vibrators and put them all up your ass on livestream faggot
Roll trips in your own roll thread and tell yourself how to kill yourself
>>751608084
roll
>>751608041
This
>>751607228
please do this
>>751608084
rolll
>>751607228
rolllllll
give me your 5k and drink a fuck ton of diet cola then a fuck ton of mentos so you die by a stomach expolding
>>751608084
rooollllll
>>751608084
pls rol
ill take the 5k also expolde your stomach with a air or water pump
Don't kill yourself, artist your job and work at a McDonald's and move back in with your mom
>>751600262
send me the 5k in the mail and then drive as fast as you can into a solid wall of concrete but first put a metal spike on the steering wheel so you get an epic death, or do the cable around the neck and the other end tied to a power pole and drive as fast as you can and cut your own head off, but if this is trips i say just go on a fast food binge and try to be happy
go to sloavkia and do the dance of the slavs and die from alachocal posioning
You find the light of Christ instead
litterly school up a school and give me your money
>>751607777
He's spoken
gib me thos 5k
shoot up a school and give me your money
school up a school give the monies ot me
shoot up a school
Hunt down niggers
fucking a just shoot up a school regardless of the trips I already got one today on accident
Commit Americas next mass shooting so we can get more liberals pissed
rub 500ug each of lsd on your eyes, 2000ug in your mouth, find some nbome and take that, then go to a walmart before it all kicks in and try on all the shirts before the workers get sus about you being on planet mars
im getting ever closer to the trips schoot up a schhol
shoot up school
>>751607777
Someone won ass wipes open your fucking eyes
shoot up school shoot you school shoot up mallow jr high its a shitty school shoot up a school
>>751607777
DING DING DING DING MOTHERFUCKER
Way to waste your quad, faggot
>>751609294
>trips
>those are quads
>>751600262
give all ur valuable and fun belongings to me. Zback37@gmail
give the 5k to some homeless dude to shoot you
>>751602733
rollin
>>751609802
XD What the fuck?
Take the acid. Sell gun. Go on livinf
>>751607777
WINRAR
>>751600262
>>751602364
>>751602364
OP Sharpie in pooper to prove your existence.
>>751600262
buy heroin and die a peaceful death
better give the drug to children in schools then go to the roof of a building and shoot people and you pull the building :v
buy more drugs
smoke more weed if you wanna die
fork in the dryer socket
Cover yourself in gasoline and light up
>>751600262
make an exoskeleton with servos and inch thick rebar with the 5000 and become a supper hero and troll around your hood
Call the suicide hotline or take out a bunch of useless niggers with you
>>751610977
>>751600262
and kill people who sell hard drugs
spend the 5000 dollars on a top tier proxy to download cp in terabyte levels of quantity without detection and put it on a hard drive and deliver it to a police station dressed as inspector gadget
Take a bunch of acid go out get some girls uve always wanted to fuck, rape them kill yourself and(optional) the girls
Give me a quarter amount of the 5k so I can buy a new PC.
>>751611166
check it, faggots
op, you know what you must do
>>751611166
actually kek'd
>>751610977
supper? like sausage and beans?
>>751600262
reply OP
>>751600262
wake up op
>>751600262
Faggot go to europe get laid then decide whether you wanna off yourself.
if trips; you must call any family and stay on phone with them for 10mins before ending it
if quads; you give me all of your valuables excluding guns and drugs
First, post a timestamp of all mentioned materials, then we will talk
The ld50 of acid is beyond that whole sheet, but don’t fret. I have a solution. Take 5 tabs and go for a swim.
Buy a suit and hang yourself. Nothing worse than a sloppy dresser.
Take lsd and dont kys
Send me the money and do all the drugs and then run into a police station and start shooting eveyone.
PayPal gift me the loot. Then just use the AR on whichever part of your head you feel will make it quick and painless. Thanks, and good luck..
>>751613108
THIS
>shotgun to the dick
rolling for shoot yourself
Eat all the lsd and go out in a blaze of glory shooting yourself off the roof of your house/building and send me the money
>>751611166
Boom
Kill me first please
Is it illegal to write stuff anti self help???
>>751600262
You aren't going to do it. Stop wasting everyone's time.
Fuck off./thread
>>751614049
is it illegal to be a pussy?
>>751600262
These stupid fucking threads. Why come here? Roll a post number to decide your fate? Facing a long prison sentence? Terminal illness? Screwed over a dealer? What’s the deal faggot?
If trips, find a way to silence your gun and kys by headshot
Then forward money to this account
[email protected]
old age
>>751600262
Die of old age.
Get help
>>751615290
U sick fuck
>>751600262
Mind if I acquiesce that scopie?
>find your local gang house
>walk in with the AR
Kill yourself and send me the money..but not in that order
Cut your balls off
>>751600262
Get rid of all of your sins and become a better human being.
Burn the money
>>751600262
castor beans? nigga you trying to ricin?
Send the money my way fam
I can take all your stuff for ya
Please?
Toenail clippers
I'll even give you a handy under the table
Knife
Put all that shit in a box, use the money to travel some place cold for the Winter
>>751607777
check em
give me the $5000 paypal.me/KingLank
then shoot yourself using the AR
send me $5k paypal
roll
hug yourself to death
Become a vigilante, use the 5k to buy ammo a sick7 costume and a gopro. Keep killing crims until you die and make sure the entire thing is upploaded somewhere
>>751600262
don’t kill yourself but send me money anyway ^_^
trips get. play in traffic
roll
watch some self help video in jewtube and stop being defeatist faggot.
may the force be with you OP.
Why don't you take out some furfaggots or sjws before you kill yourself so you can make a positive impact on the world before you die. Also LSD doesnt kill. Spend the 5000 on ammo and have a fun time. And pour the acetone around your house, apartment, furcon and let the fun begin!
Killing spree no mercy
Give the 5gs to your poorest relative and sell your AR for money to start over. Consider this a checkpoint.
Check em.
Live life my friend, it will all end for us eventually.
>>751600262
Can you post a picture of just the money?
Sell everything and buy hookers/drugs.
>>751608084
Roll for this
>>751600262
why do you want to die
Give me the money and an hero with the ar. Duh.
Still want that money, just send me it and show the world how responsible you were with your weapon.
Just mail it to me, or maybe deliver it personally and splatter your brains on my face.
>>751626799
You better still be alive, I want that money.
GIVE ME THAT MONEY AND BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!
>>751600262
Kill yourself by dying of old age. Bonus points for being married and be nice to your family. They will feel pain when you die.
Fuck it, it’s dirty money anyways. If this one makes it though, send me the money and kill yourself.
This thread is fake and gay
>Get hydrogen peroxyde, I'll assume you already have
>Find big ass container (bucket, emptied gas tank...)
>Strap all your 5k on the container
>Go to car with AR and chemicals
>Acquire target (smth without any casualties, mind your karma)
>Drive next to target, pour all hydrogen peroxyd into aceton
>Munch LSD sheet
>Shoot a couple time at the ground to get attention of the law enforcement
>Wait for LSD to kick in and go ram target
>>751628985
rowl for trips even if OP is a fag
