What are we eating tonight? Food thread good and bad
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What are we eating tonight?
Food thread good and bad
>>751579990
Jesus fucking christ
Its a casserole, Doritos, cheese and hamburger meat
Bump , i want to know.
>>751580329
Is that a repsonse to you liking it?
>>751579990
I had the vegetarian version of this and two slices of wheat bread earlier.
>>751579990
Teriyaki beef Yakisoba. But after that I'm planning to take tortillas, put some picante sauce and shredded cheddar in them, then microwave until melted = oishii.
Also, I like the picture of the cow on the Yakisoba. Happy cow.
>>751579990
conceptually good but i feel like you can execute better op
>>751581973
>oishii
GODDAMMIT. That's it; I'm not studying Japanese anymore. It's become too mainstream, and thus, corrupted *by* the mainstream.
>>751579990
Why are you eating a puddle of poop? You degenerate scum.
Gordon Ramsay approves.
yum
Lucky enough to live in Dearborn aka Little Lebanon. The best Middle Eastern food in the states hand down. Ordering this beast platter tonight.
>>751582400
No i use it for fodder to make foos balls, but thats a different thread entirely
Pre chewed food that is enjoyed post chew.
>>751582246
>mainstream
You literally have no idea just how big of a weeb/otaku/person with deep interest in anything Japan in general I am.
Please continue to study Japanese; it is a fine, wonderful language and can really open up some great career opportunities for you in the future.
>>751579990
I want that
>>751581616
So do you hate your body, you need more meat
>>751583071
I've been rejected from JET twice, NOVA once, and every Japanese-language/related position where I live, despite having done a year-long unpaid internship with the Japan-America Society.
This was the final 'push' I needed to leave it alone.
>>751579990
Didn't take a picture Just had a lamb chop with some mash potatoes, carrots, broccoli, peas and corn with some gravy over it. Was quite delicious
Macandchese
>>751583217
No, I'm just a vegetarian and really enjoy being able to wear skinny jeans. Of course, I also enjoy *being* skinny.
>>751583071
>saying this on 4chan
another drop in the bucket
>>751582246
>tips fedora
ur moms pusi lol
>>751582757
That looks hella good
>>751583331
This is a healthy alternative to being a fag.
>>751583627
Jesus Hong....
leftovers
>>751584075
w h a t
>>751583933
looks dry as fuck
>>751584075
the hell is this?
>>751584075
Also interested
>>751584075
pls respond what the fuck is that thing on top of that poor plate
>>751584075
Looks amazing, what?
>>751584075
i'm trying to figure out the consistency from the photos. it looks like it would juicy but the shit looks dry. wtf am i looking at?
>>751584075
cum cake? did someone bake cum?
>>751584498
it looks like a fruit with a bread pie around it
>>751584075
That deserves a thread
>>751584116
>>751584200
>>751584344
>>751584367
>>751584497
>>751584498
thats a dubs pie
>check em
>>751584611
checked
>>751584611
Kek
>>751584611
fine don't tell us what it is then faggot
enjoy your life full of cocks, homo
>>751584666
Checked!
>>751584666
you got satan to check your dubs. can i have your autograph?
>>751584075
seriously. what is this?
Sonic
>Bacon, Egg, and Cheese Toaster
>Tots
>Sprite
>>751584075
Another 4chan mystery
>>751584075
>leftovers
Döppekooche
>>751584884
Do you literally not have the ability to fry an egg?
Why would you pay for that?
>>751584884
No one cares now
>>751584075
Looks suspect, like if you showed up to an ex's house and she offers you this.
All day breakfast bitches. McD's dinner of champions
>>751585000
Trips of truth,btw
Bag of perdue crispy chicken strips.
Can of hormel hot chili.
Jar of Tostitos spicy cheese.
Some Frank's hot sauce.
I'm having soy milk with a hamburger made from 100% soy. For dessert I'm having soy ice cream.
>>751585180
>get the rope.
>>751584075
>>751585000
Anon. Am I right?
>>751585019
Of course I do. But when I get off work after a 12 hour shift, the last thing I want to do is dirty up a skillet making the shit. I'd rather spend $4 and eat immediately.
Plus the shit is fucking delicious.
>>751585180
Dude I had a bite of tofurky today.
Tasted like the most vile thing I ever consumed after a hobo drug his sweaty balls over it.
>>751584075
Jesus will you fucking retards relax it looks like a kiwi or pineapple cake
>>751585177
Reminds me when i made a bisquit sandwich with Habenaro sauce, i thought the ring of fire was a joke. Man it was awful, i had to wipe my ass after each squirt of magma poo.
beer\
>>751585367
>12 hour shift
>fry cook
>mcdonalds doesnt have toast
>go to sonic
>>751584075
Even Google is like
>wat
>>751579990
trader mings mandarin chicken baby what what
>>751585441
>pineapple cake
except that ain't no pineapple cake
>>751585180
Enjoy being a tremendous faggot soy boy
>>751585450
Magma poo is my favorite.
>>751585582
why do you think a photo taken tonight would be on google images?
>>751582757
Did you respond to the call to prayer 5 times a day?
>>751585520
im at a loss for words
>>751585706
Google tells me things about things.
For example I didn't know that your fish man was called
>2017 sorprendeme
But thanks to Google I do.
The vegan dilemma...
>>751585585
i ate whole bag of that the other day feelsbadman
>>751585520
disgusting
>>751585582
Vietnamese Honeycomb Cake
>>751585582
Google kesselsknall
>>751586094
Now that I know what's in it, that actually looks pretty good
>>751584075
Vietnamese Honeycomb Cake seems to be a hit
that poster is a faggot
>>751584075
WHAT KIND OF FUCK LOWLIFE SHITBIRD CUTS A CAKE LIKE THAT?
>>751585902
i sometimes eat 2 bags gotta mix and match though feels great
>>751586367
Will you eat it all tonight kimosabe ?
>>751585909
Zoomed in still not sure what is on the plate.
>>751586367
>>751585585
this bagged food is fucking LOADED with sodium. i hope you like high blood pressure
>>751586603
*chuckle intensifies *
>>751586624
Looks like pasta and mushrooms or someshit
>>751586782
>>751586702
stewed liver with carrots girls
>>751584075
its a Vietnamese honeycomb cake
>>751585044
>>751582757
Do they send the fire burning or do you have to burn it yourself
>>751583933
What are those balls
>>751587003
Holy fuck. Wife was right on the liver part. We all thought pasta.
>>751579990
Holy calories, Batman! Is that all for you?
You must make cracks in the pavement as you walk— if you can even get out of your front door.
Im very suprised nobody posted "pussy"or "ass"
>>751585857
Did Google whisper in you eat that you are a huge faggot
>>751582246
Nice shit post
>>751587309
>implying any one here would be getting any
You think someone would just go on the internet and lie about something like that?
>>751587309
In all the food threads ive been in that never comes up, we takr food and insulting others food very seriously.
>>751587309
i eat pussy all the time. nbd
![close-up-pics-of-teen-pussy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6U20vtE.jpg "close-up-pics-of-teen-pussy[1].jpg")
>>751579990
this
burnt pizza
>>751583627
This is why nobody wants to touch your penis.
>>751579990
>27
>software developer
>75k a year in America
>Still live and eat like a fucking basement dwelling retard
Maybe I will grow up one day.
>>751587516
still good
>>751587516
Hate that
>timer goes off
>pizza doesnt look done
*where is that box, how long?
>too late burnt as fuck.
>>751586539
lol no way i only eat that much if its my only meal of the day
>>751587608
you must live in NY or Cali
>>751587608
you can take the man out of the basement
but you can't take the basement out of the man
Going Green Again...
>>751587557
I laughed to hard at this. I made a word problem for my students, saying she ordered the lobster and he ordered the bread and water combo. Only i laughed
>>751587680
>>751587608
Minnesota
My 1 br is like 900 bucks a month its nothing.
>>751587636
the window for not burnt/burnt is approx 16 seconds
>>751586702
obviously these tj meals r a 1 way trip to flavortown salt is required
>>751587767
i chuckled
>>751587608
My anon is a legit chef.
Please help me
This is the thing, there is a girl that i eant to fuck her since i met her, so right now she told me that she is on a contest and se have to get 500 likes or more, and i told her that i could get her 700 likes with the condition that she have to fuck with me if i get those likes, so im here beggin you for helping me to get those likes
https://youtu.be/Sl0GLoVo8tQ
Looks like nothing..
Too sad to eat. Probably just go to bed.
>>751587557
all that needs is sum mayo and sum salt
>>751587790
you make 75k in minnesota and live like that? you are terrible at money management
>>751587376
Nope. Your dad did though. After I fucked him in the asshole.
>>751584075
Looks like a dissected alien brain.
>>751583071
another drop of cum in the asshole of a black jewish girl that is the internet
>>751587910
someone dies if i see this at home
>>751587969
No just lazy.
Its my first year making 75k, was 44k before.
My vanguard account takes most of it atm. That and I really like working on cars so I spend a lot of money on parts and services.
>>751587608
>>751588157
looks like bloody diarrhea man
>>751588090
Keep your self happy, me im really into hookers, so between them and my family money is tight
>>751588157
lol i like how you put the bowl on its on plate like its like you almost get how to be classy and upscale but you just cant quite put all the pieces together lol
>>751587061
>>751588090
so quit complaining about how you eat, faggot?
>>751584666
holy shit checked
>>751588252
Thanks anon! I know I have to grow up one day but I broke up with gf of like 5 years a few months ago so I think I can wallow around in self pity for a little while.
>>751588346
no one cares. continue to eat at mcd alone
>>751588347
just had some Mozzarella Sticks and Coke.
>>751579990
jesus christ that shit looks soggy
>>751588346
>McDonalds Pancakes
Eat a real pancake nigger.
I'm on brake I work nights. Forgot my lunch so it's just the Devil's lettuce tonight.
>>751586258
>vietnamese
Damn, it's some gross flavor isn't it.
>>751587915
NYPA
>>751588486
Just as good as dennys you elitist.
>>751588414
Your mom’s gonna make you go live with your dad again...
>>751588524
Break (not brake) 2nd grader
>>751587191
chicken meatballs stuffed with cheese
>>751588775
>>751588781
Do something for once in your pathetic life and make your own damn pancakes chucklefuck
>>751588782
Im trying to take a shit and that triggered me, my ass clenched shut like its holding back a biblical shit flood.
>>751588899
ok im done with this thread
>>751586702
>le high blood pressure is caused by sodium meme
>>751588899
>>751588926
I might try Alton Brown's recipe this week, thanks anon.
>>751585177
>Update
>>751588782
so many Amerifat carbs.
>>751589207
that looks like a someone took drunk shit, anon.
>>751589207
I didnt forsee this
No
..
Not like this anon
>>751588346
Aren't you a member of the clean your plate club?
>>751587978
You fucked my dad? He is irl faggot just as yourself
>>751588090
Nigger rich. Bank account poor.
>>751589380
delicious amerifat carbs. enjoy your grass, sad faggot.
>>751589423
Well, soon it will be a drunken shit.
>>751589432
This is how I die.
>>751589207
how many gbp did that feast set you back anon?
>>751589735
Lol, you just might reach the pearly gates. But fuck it, its franks hot sauce...put that shit on anything.
Ive made my shit inducing combinations, and that sir shall enduce a baby that will grow up to be king shit.
>>751589789
You drive a mom car fgt
>>751590039
ay made you post.
Since When are S4s' mom cars?
>>751589789
Impress us with a 10 year old car? pfft..
>>751589207
The amount of sodium in that meal has to exceed well over 2000. Holy shit.
>>751584884
>garbage washed down with 1 gallon of sprite
>>751590192
yeaaa boi
>>751584884
This person knows what’s up. Getting a chili cheese cony later
>>751589882
9 freedom dollars. Not sure what that translates to British money.
>>751590123
Na.
>>751589207
>tucks embroidered handkerchief into sweater vest
>unrolls silk cloth containing sterling silver eating utensils, monogrammed with the GB, short for gets bitches
>tells alexa to turn on his Bach playlist
>holds chicken steady with fork and slices at an angle with knife
>taste overwhelming, his eyes swelling with fullfilment.
>he climaxes with the last bite, Nirvana.
Whats it like to have it all anon?
>>751590117
2014 S4, 3 litre supercharged stage 2 apr with 2 replaced pullys fed through a silenced highflow exaust fed into a stronic awd system with 8 gears...
also
>Buying cars just because they are new.
k
>>751589207
How's that obesity going?
>>751590358
Fuck yeah. That sounds good as fuck. Kinda wish I'd have got one too.
>>751579990
Breakfast, actually.
Fried sausage, salami, eggs, and natto on rice.
>>751579990
you might as well eat your vomit
it looks like diarrhea in a glass pan
BOOYA, you mother fuckers!
>>751579990
>doritos smeared with shit and cum
>dinner
>>751590724
Longhorn is literally one of the shittiest steakhouses. Not impressed.
>>751590724
Texas fag spotted
>>751590420
Pretty nice life the.
Used a plastic fork, but otherwise pretty accurate.
>>751590480
180lbs and counting. We'll see if my heart gives out before i break 350.
>>751588899
Arby’s Beef n Cheddar
>>751588775
Is that a reuben?
>>751590724
Where did that cut piece come from? The rest of the steak is nowhere near that rare.
>>751590988
nah it's an antonio
>>751590724
Gotta have it medium well. That’s so bloody it’s mooing.
>>751579990
I don't want to eat anything, just brush my teeth and go to sleep at once, but I have to because gym tomorrow.
I'm gonna have a protein shake and then maybe meat with baked potato.
>>751588775
Omg I have those same plates.
>>751591055
You shouldn't be allowed to eat meat.
Pittsburgh it or don't bother at all.
>>751591032
Then where the hell is the 1000 island dressing?
>>751587486
obese pussy gross
>>751591055
If I cut into it and it doesn't squirt blood, I ain't eating it!
https://youtu.be/RZjDanSjWyo
>>751585180
testosterone: gone
>>751591055
please become a vegan.
>>751584075
this image makes me very uncomfortable.
>>751585180
>>751585706
>taken tonight
That shit is older than you are son
>>751590885
I like your responses.
ass
>>751592332
Why is there two? Do you have a date?
>>751592395
Yea your mother
>>751583217
>>751583627
>spergs out uncontrollably because someone dared to eat something without meat
>>751592332
>steel reserve
You might as well just piss in that can and drink it.
>>751587486
i'd rather eat op's cum and shit covered doritos dish than that unwashed whale ass.
>>751592969
>flattered
Nicest thing anyone has said about my meal
>>751592332
Why is the knife block empty...doesnt look like you cook so coulsnt imaginr them all dirty. If so clean you lazy fuck.
Op will have the splatters
>>751585180
Soy burgers taste like shit. Try "Beyond Meat" vegan burgers.
>>751594711
Try wating meat fags
>>751584075
What the fuck is this?
>>751592332
Steel reserve. The only alcoholic beverage that made me piss in my sleep
>>751595108
>triggered because someone doesn't eat meat
what a pathetic fucking loser you are. grow up.
>>751585520
>>751585275 >>751585399 >>751585649 >>751591348 >>751591713
how the fuck are you insecure niggers getting so triggered by that?
>inb4 soy beans will steal muh penis
>yfw
>>751590724
>overpaying for steak
>>751589207
>>751592332
Dat 221. Fuck yeah anon
>>751585177
Steven?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JcicqWa1l8
>>751595874
I get my steak from amazon hello fresh, best steak ive ever had and ues ive had golden coral.
Why is everyone ITT eating garbage?
Took this photo at a shoot at my restaurant.
>>751579990
Meat needs drained better or you need a leaner meat. Maybe diced chicken instead next time? Also drizzle sour cream across it. Gotta break up those colors or it’ll just continue to look like cat barf. 6/10 would try.
>>751579990
Y'all think anything prepackaged is a meal
>>751596118
>hurr durr why is everyone eating garbage?
>posts garbage
gg anon
>>751596240
>implying that's garbage
>>751596342
nah is garbage.
>>751596342
Implying it cant fit in the garbage
>>751596342
Literally looks like you attempted to scrape leftovers into the disposal but missed and landed on a plate, so you said "fuck it, send it out".
>>751588346
Absolute madman
>>751596576
Jumbo lump leftovers. You must be from the mid-west.
>>751596118
>yellow
>yellow
>more yellow
>>751583266
>here I l
How autismal do you have to be to get rejected that much? Japan practically begs for white people to work there. You just need the absolute basic skillset to meet visa requirements
>>751597074
So much negativity for the meal that looks like it came from a restaurant...versus the meals that look like vommit
>>751597261
he says about a meal that looks the most like actual vomit in this thread
>>751585706
this retard actually thinks every post is true.
Canned tamales, refried beans, drained whole kernel corn, chopped chilis, onions, olives, mixed together, spread over pasta, covered with cheese, baked and served with guac, sour cream, hot sauce, and tortillas.
I call it Mexican Mish Mash.
>>751582757
I had some really good Moroccan food in France, but there doesn’t seem to be any around Nashville. It’s a real let down.
>>751579990
Doritos Casserole
>Doritos
>Casserole
Mfw
>>751597873
>Nashville
There's always chitlins, possum grits and squirrel jowls.
>>751597888
I checked the spelling, not sure what you are making fun of.
>>751598011
there's a little family restaurant in far north georgia that actually had possum on the menu
>>751585180
Enjoy the new titties
>>751596118
fire your chef, looks like shit.
>>751598277
Doritos casserole? Doritos are a fucking snack food. Shit’s nasty
>>751598011
Checked, and yeah, but you can’t have that every night
>>751598011
I have eaten some redneck ass food, but we never eat anything that eats carrion.
