And you can't use "not a nigger" or "I'm
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
And you can't use "not a nigger" or "I'm not black/I am white"
Ancestors were Vikings.
>>750972648
We were kings.
>>750972648
Oh, Dad's Home.
I'm a nigger.
>>750972811
>>750972833
This is now a get thread.
>>750972648
Got a job.
>>750972648
I fucks with young thug. at least hes an entertaining nigga. the rest of the other niggas just take my hard earned money.
>>750972648
Melon? I'll pass.
Can't I'm working
Credit score above 700
>>750972648
I don't steal
Hello Dad
I smell good
Three words not alot to work with but I tried
That is spicy!
>>750972945
Four words niggers can't count
Nigger detected
>>750972648
Rush B!
Good afternoon officer
Thank you dad
Oh hello mother
That's my bike!
One marijuana, please
Fuck her harder
Don't miss her
I love watching
>>750972648
I passed highschool
>>750972952
How does this prove your not a nig nog?
Implying blacks don't find things spicy???
>>750972648
I'm 3"
>>750972648
ching chong shingwao
>>750973059
Nice bait mate I rate 8/8
Happy Fathers Day
>>750973059
Don't kiss her.
Some reason my phone changed kiss to miss. Piece of shit.
I use deodorant
I shower everyday
Hairs not Velcro
Sup my nigger
>>750973108
Idk, its just a meme under niggers that white people cant eat spicy
No Chicken please.
>>750973108
White people stereotype, everything is spicy.
This is generally because many white Americans are horrible cooks who eat mostly pre-packaged garbage and don't know what seasoning is.
Not enough mayonnaise.
I can conjugate.
>>750972648
OP on homo
I'm financially solvent.
I get sunburns
Am russian, blyat
>>750972648
Kentucky fried chicken.
Oh wait...
Printer needs ink.
I paid for this bike
>>750973104
High school is two words. Nigger.
Live in trailer
I'm black but honestly, I would rather have no father than having one that creeps into my room at night. #WhitePeopleProblems My dad was there for me btw, in case you racist were wondering.
>>750973146
This checks out. Not nigger.
Fucked my sister
I hate watermelon.
Dad is alcoholic.
>>750973524
dead at 30... no melanin production
I got money
Wearing supreme ironically
>>750973182
lol ummm white people are so know to stink badly.... mostly piss and shit from the older white people. Young white people smell like chlorine. I'd rethink the first two.
Have a dad
>>750973950
Tyron u been huffin to much chemicals from science class again surprised your still in 3rd grade
>>750972648
Raising my kids
I finished school
Not into fatties
I'm in Harvard
I have dignity.
I have microcock
I can't dance
Fuck my wife
>>750972648
Articulate, mannered and polite.
Blacks wouldn't know what these words mean, aside from confusing polite with police.
>>750972853
Thugger is more real than most if you look at his childhood, but he doesn't take himself all that seriously.
It's a rare thing.
>>750975361
Thats 4 words... you sure you arent a nigger?
>>750972648
No criminal record
>>750972648
It's spelled "boy"
>>750973742
>My dad was there for me btw
Meaning he left another family behind.
Go find your long lost half-brother!
>>750973950
Nope it's literally the only race NOT known for bad smell.
>>750975513
Well considering how anal and pedantic you are, we can rest assured that you're white.
>>750972648
You played yourself
>>750972648
I work.
I like stout
>>750975968
That's two words, nigger
>>750972648
Proud 2b white
>>750972648
I Value Education
>>750976160
i used one less word because you don't need three words to say why your not a nigger
Fuck off
I've a job.
>>750976430
>your not a nigger
>>750976430
>your
Fails at basic grammar, nigger detected.
Parents still married
>>750977260
Only because your dad won't sign the divorce papers that your mom keeps sending to him in prison, nigger.
>>750972648
No bike thief.
>>750977181
>randomly accuses somoeone of being nigger to stir shit.
>act's like doing so is not something a nigger would do.
we found the true nigger after all.
Not in jail.
People like me.
>>750972648
can spell "ask"
>>750972648
not a nigger
>>750972648
I'm not black/I am white
>>750972648
I'm in my mid twenties and I've yet to be incarcerated or father a child out of wedlock.
I am an arrogant racist white fuck.
Working late tonight
>>750972811
Kek
I am mentally stable
>>750978155
>>750978208
>three words
Learn to read, niggas
>>750978383
More than 3 words nigga
>>750972648
Lynch nigger jamal
No criminal record
Never stole anything
Pay my bills
>>750972648
got a job
I can do it in one.
Mortgage
I Can count
>>750972648
I can’t compete
I pay taxes
>>750978155
why 1 was called by his parents TRASH-ONE?.. his brother is TRASH -TWO?
>>750972648
Car. Insurance. Current.
what is EBT?
>>750972648
i aint no nigga.
>>750972648
401. K. (Ok?)
>>750972648
Not. A. Leach.
I'm on a roll.
>>750972648
Pays. Child. Support.
>>750972648
Doesn't. Collect. Sneakers.
I have job
>>750972648
Obeys. Traffic. Laws.
>>750972648
No AIDS infection
Don't smack gum
Six figure income
>>750972648
Not on downlow.
>>750977181
>grammar
>>750976160
>that's two words, nigger
>that is two words
Those are* two words. Stay in school, shitskins.
Promptly. Crosses. Street.
I dindu nuffin
Kids looked after
Don't say Ainnobodygottimefodat
Car off blocks
Money in bank
Mama not gangraped
Pants up high
Not secretly homosexual
>>750972648
I understand physics.
>>750979212
>>>750977181 (You)
>>grammar
Yes, grammar.... What's wrong with that?
Pulsars are important
>>750972848
Kys
>>750972648
>Successful aviation career.
I'm still black, I have a loving family, father included. I'm not a nigger.
I dislike poultry
Grandma. Isn't. 35.
That's my Dad ..
>>750972648
joined the army
Pregnancy. Not. Unplanned.
returned stranger's bicycle
Doesn't. Vote. Democrat.
401K doing well
Complies. With. Police.
>>750972648
I eat pussy
Creates. Better. World.
east and west
Accepts. Responsibility.
(Didn't need 3. I'm getting to be a pro at this.)
I have a 4 inch penis.
I thumb down videos which feature white girls with black men.
I frequency /pol/ a lot.
I cry when I see a person of colour.
I've contributed nothing to humanity.
Snapchat: gibbygirl2222
Send me black cock
>>750972648
I am employed.
Doesn't. Beat. Children.
>>750972648
non-detrimental to society
>>750972648
i pay taxes
High net worth
>>750980062
Wrong. Thread. Bitch.
>>750972648
Didn't leave kids
Shiny. Jewelry. Unimportant.
>>750972648
Yes Sir Officer
>>750980058
Yeah yeah, ooga booga to too you sir. Nice try but none of these are 3 words.
Isn't. A. Racist.
>>750980058
>colour.
KYS eurotrash
white or not, you are subhuman filth
>>750972648
Shit nigga. I is white.
What’s trap music?
>>750974788
pretty much every black dude that ever stood next to me at the urinals
>>750980620
That’s how Canadians spell it too, America just likes to be edgy and different. Fuck an easy to understand and use system of measurement, rebel scum.
Pass da chicken, nigga.
Pays on time
I brought my own soap to wash my hands.
>>750979345
>Not secretly homosexual
By nigger do you mean somebody who's black, or a black ghetto superstar pimp with gold teeth and a $3k car sporting $20k rims and 1000 watt subwoofer?
>four words
I drive an suv.
>>750980828
Canadians are as bad as eurotrash
Half of em speak french and all of em have bent the knee to a monarch
Fuck Canada
>>750972648
My dad's around.
>>750972648
Any combination of words referencing knowing your father, being gainfully employed, not desiring to engage in criminal activity, and overall being a responsible citizen who contributes to the benefit of society in the aggregate. Shit apes only destroy. They cannot build.
Father is present.
Good life choices
I feel guilt.
>>750972648
My gf is one and I'm a dirty racemixer.
Thereby i can't be one.
I can read
>>750972648
My ancestors are rather Slavic
>>750975645
Kek
>>750972648
My dicks small
I hate chicken
i have good grades in college
i don't already have 4 children
i speak proper english
>>750980430
I think this wins
All lives matter
I have a job and am a proud father of 2
>>750982299
Same with Obama. Still doesn't prove you aren't a nigger.
>>750982521
So, you are a 15 yr old drug dealer. You nigger.
no criminal record
Dad loves me
>>750982239
......without collard greens. Nigger.
>>750982701
fish without cornmeal
I have rights
>>750981694
...because the police just brought him home. Nigger.
>>750982755
Gays don't have rights either fag
>>750982824
Cops don't bring their dead victims home though
>>750972648
got a job
>>750982971
Selling drugs doesn't count as a job, Tyrogue
>>750982668
You are still a toddler. Can't walk out door to join gang yet. Too young to judge dad's emotion. Nigger.
>>750982755
The right the be beaten and shot. Nigger.
Have small dick
>>750982896
Good point.
I obey laws
Member of society
--We wuz KANGS--
Stay in school
>>750982896
Honorary Nigger.
>>750983320
....to sell drugs. Nigger.
>>750983460
>implying niggers are smart enough to sell drugs and not just use them
Cómo están, /b/?
>>750983860
Shiiiiiit
I find magic tricks to be not that exciting
>>750979880
After tazed, beaten, or shot. Nigger.
>>750972648
Know my father.
>>750972648
Purchased my bicycle
>>750972648
hug the police
I'm at work
>>750980058
*you have a 4 inch penis cuz yo bitch cut off the other 6 inches when you tried to leave him. Nigger
* no white women....Gay nigga
* Cry cause you are a gay Nigger.
* contribute nothing....Nigger
>>750980064
As a drug dealer. Nigger.
>>750972648
IQ above 100...
>>750980081
Also.Beats.Bitch.
Nigger.
I am employed
>>750980096
Just to community and family. Nigger.
>>750980117
On the 40oz you just bought. Nigger.
>>750980180
When playing basketball. Nigger.
>>750973648
????
Transmissible spongiform encephalopathy
>>750972648
I fucking hate white people.
How dare you call Thug a nigger, all of you are disgusting.
>>750972648
aints no shine
>>750973648
that is not three words you dumb nigger
720 credit score.
>>750984454
From your older brother who stole it. Nigger.
>>750984653
Because you were shot and that's how they carried you.
Not a nigger
>>750984910
You were able to make it into the army....barely.....by cheating on the test. Nigger.
>>750985211
Mexican jew
I don't post 'u man whiteboi?' threads.
I hate KFC
Ten year anniversary
>>750972648
paid my bike
Full bank account
Got that 401K
>>750972648
I have graduated
Can speak properly
science is good
>>750985790
But failed grammer. Nigger.
>>750972648
sup' ma nigga
Don't fuck monkeys
I'm studying mathematics
yo thats gangster
>>750972648
Hate Malt Liquor
>>750972648
did nothing wrong
>>750985839
... 6th grade. Then quit.
Nigger.
>>750972648
I hate Feetsbawl
I take responsibility
Don't eat Cheetos.
I have mix tapes
Never shoplifted sneakers
I always smoke blunts
>>750972648
Watermelons are okay.
I drank grape koolaid
I only smoke menthols
Don't play Bakkaball
I like hiking
>>750986942
>Don't play Bakkaball
It's pronounced baksketball you incel
Keep the change
Not a coproderm
>>750987086
2 points
I am employed
>>750987055
"Bassetbawl" is also acceptable
I like mayo
Tip at restaurants
My name Jeff
Keep the change
No EBT Card.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzspsovNvII
>>750972648
I enjoy reading.
Here's my resume
>>750972648
Dick is small
