YLYL: Chinese bootleg edition
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YLYL: Chinese bootleg edition
>>750969065
Looks legit.
Gonna dump some so you guys get started
>>750969065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyKsFVoTbAA
I can't atop laughing best threat ever. Kek
Are the actual games in there, as bootlegs? Or is it some trash someone programmed like a visual novel?
>>750969254
not a bootleg
was a legit limted edition collectable
>>750969203
there like "has no shoes!, just like me!"
>>750969627
Viruses
>>750969135
>>750969065
makes me wonder what's actually inside...
Skyrim with Star Wars and Predator mods ?
Count me in !
>>750969416
That's plain cruel
>>750970003
My sides.
>>750969867
Pretty accurate.
>>750970179
Agreed.
Wookie and ewok offspring, like when dogs cross breed
>>750969972
I do not... I can't... I mean... why did they build this? What is it based on? Han Solo never changed into a weird, loosely connected contraption... from where does this idea even arise... this is by far the most confusing toy in this thread so far.
>>750969353
Comes with the whole crew
>>750969827
lost
>>750969203
I want to watch it so fucking badly
>>750970399
Probably the same movie but in a different box to avoid immediate lawsuits
>>750969867
well technically...
>>750970306
This can't be a thing. Fuck me. I'm dying.
>>750969867
lost
>>750970031
Did someone say spaderman threat?
Clothing store in taiwan
>>750970486
step up, sense of right alliance
>>750970185
The funniest thing about this, is that it's not even a bootleg, it was an officially licensed toy
>>750970274
>Toys 'R' Us
ill be dumping for the next 15min
>>750970075
Oh man I remember these, old fag detected. This is some dial up era shit
>>750970676
>i'll be back
>>750970075
Tried to buy Krishna but they were already sold out
>>750969065
>chinese bootleg edition
>clearly kyrillic on the cover
>>750970439
shit, that's sad.
still, someone should make this movie now
Kinda wanna titty fuck meowth
>>750969302
>Door Ladder
what in the name of all that's holy is this?
>>750970621
were there more toys like thisone?
>>750970755
m8 you need the pope in your life
>>750969416
Kevin Spacey version
>>750969331
that lore tho
>>750970863
>>750970861
How bout you ask my friend JC?
>>750970599
much appreciated
>>750970288
I take back what I said.
This female Ash/Meowth-creature takes the cake:
>>750970802
>>750970863
Shiva will annhilate your weak pope
>>750969354
lol what the fuk
>>750969065
This thread, damn son ... im ded.
>>750970419
This is why we will continue to bomb them.
>>750971102
because that isn't your official embassy?
>>750970288
Mustard Man need not explain himself, nor his toy depiction, to the likes of pig American.
This one confuses me
>>750970599
That would be amazing if this would be an actual thing
>>750970771
Kyrillic
>>750970802
btw in cyryllic it reads 'victor pelevin'. He is a druggy conspiration fantasy writer. Fits perfectly.
>>750971268
Hi /pol/
>>750970863
>blood red vatican assault uniform
please, lets together create a world where this is real
>>750970940
fuck off, ths thread ain't cancer
Alright /b/ros im off to bed ill leave you with this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9VVkwRb_7M
>>750970948
is there virgin mary as well?
>http://pelevin.nov.ru/romans/pe-chisla/index.html
The entire book is on his site, lol. Let Google translate it, read em and weep
>>750969867
I mean....
>>750969273
The hero of the Blacc Lives Matter movement, sticking it TO THE MAN!
Captcha: stop joffre
>>750971135
kek
>>750971135
Exactly. They get pissed when we draw muhammad but desecrate our holy place?
Plx More I am really happy bcs of these bread
>>750971496
wait, wasn't the book about something else initially?
>>750969065
Chinese bootleg? That's Russian.
>>750971473
Don’t remember to be honest, this was probably 13 or more years ago. Have a dhali lama
>>750971496
>>750971644
Sorry I meant this
>>750970802
>>750971445
topkek
>>750970923
>Emperor Paul Saltines
>>750971268
A lot of people in Asia actually think that Nazi Germany is still a thing.
I've seen a German documentary where some guy met with people in the middle of nowhere in Mongolia and the family literally had a picture of Hitler on the wall and they asked if he was doing well, etc.
The dude just told them that he was doing great just to not upset them kek.
>>750969331
>Mastery of the source
>Emperor Paul Saltines
>Dojobah
>>750969273
A black man greeting Hitler.
I'd buy this one
>>750969972
>>750970288
You Never Saw Star Wars Episode 5.5 Return of the Thing?
>>750969867
honest mistake
>>750971753
thx man, I'd fucking love to buy those toys. I'd even get more convinced to have a son in the future, just to be able to show him those jewels
>>750969867
more like Uncle Tom, amirite?
>>750972156
you touch the bun with that finger, and Bob's your uncle
>>750972034
I LoL'd
>>750972081
Some college designed and sold the toys in a limited run and sold online. very few were made but it would be amazing to find one. I would still love to buy one
>>750969993
I mean, why not?
>>750972222
was there an official website or something similar?
>>750970545
>nigger king
pretty accurate
>>750972446
http://www.dorkly.com/post/81988/chinese-bootleg-revenge-of-the-sith
Fuck yeah !
>>750970003
Was this run through FaceApp?
>>750971924
you forgot
>Stars Warsiors
>>750971041
those niggers copy literally everything
>>750972370
Haha yea it was like completely blue and yellow html
>>750969302
Actually a really bad ass toy.
>>750969972
I lost so fucking hard
>>750972666
checked
>>750970144
seems legit
>>750972222
Damn dude checkd
>>750973010
I forgot to check my digits! Thank god for you kind anon
>>750971247
n64 in the shell of ps1, how is that confusing?
>>750973010
kanker
>>750970676
The furniture of law enforcement! Fuck sake this always gets me.
>toy
>>750971041
BUT HEY
>>750969135
Lost already
>>750969302
>Galaxies are far far away...
Yup. Checks out.
>>750970545
>黑人王
They knew what they were saying..
>>750969065
I'd play the fuck out of that
>>750969740
>perform distinctive
I have no sides.
>>750969135
id watch that everyday
>>750969302
>Galaxies are far far away
>STARS WARSIORS
>Karate Farmer
>Wise Puppet (look at his pic lmao)
>Door Ladder (he has golden Handgrenades kek)
>>750969331
He went sooo fuckin exile on dojobah
>>750969675
>harry Potter
>Obama
>Sonic
im confused, what is this labelled to?
>>750969740
whos terminating this time?
Jar-Jar
>>750969740
>18 in 1
lost
>>750973010
I dont get it ?
Is the "funny" thing that theres nearly no peanut in peanut butter? ..
>>750973658
What does it say?
>>750969993
why is shrek so popular to the chinks that they put him everywhere?
>>750973973
He's popular in the West so they're bootlegging him, along with every other pop culture character.
>>750970636
>>750970650
i want to see El Supermano vs Special Man
>>750974061
damn son, shit just got real.
>>750973939
you must be fairly retarded, sir
>>750971130
>Captn Crunch
im crying
>>750971268
i dont something wrong with that
>>750971445
what is this supposed to be?
>>750969254
>Bulba Fett
>>750971445
>be careful hes a big
>mr speaker, we are for the big
for you
>>750970003
Just take my money
>>750969065
I've lost moar times on this thread than proper ylyl threads. Thank you.
>>750974453
kek, i noticed now
chinks tried to banepost
>>750972579
But hey that's just a theory a nigger theory thanks for raping
>>750969273
I had that exact toy when i was a kid. Seems like a thousand years now.
>>750971247
I had one oficina thouse xD It has like 1,000 games but really only had 30 the rest was the same games with diferent names
>>750973938
look at nutrition facts and ingredients, I think it's just water with peanut taste and caramel coloring
>>750974194
You're telling me that ancient Chinese script has a symbol for 'nigger' ?
>>750971090
>>750970274
>>750970031
>>750969972
some of these toys remind me of deformed humans in nuclear wastelands
>>750972222
"islamic jihad" ahaha too scared to call it mohammad
>>750973010
I've actually had this stuff before, and it tastes pretty good.
>>750975261
do you have a purple haired pale looking girl as best friend? because where the fuck would you eat that shit?
>>750975297
Believe it or not, and this is a big stretch, there are people who go to more places than where they live.
>>750970957
Nah fuck this shit
Launch the nukes now
>>750975089
yeah, quite likely.
I believe it might have meant something like a 'black person' (maybe it's made of two signs). The pejorative emotion connected to it is just in your head, not in the word itself, just like in english
>>750975297
listen up buddy, I am a cultural and racial expert, plus I ate a lot of different kitchens of the world.
This fake peanut past is degenerate. I don't accept fake food like you do, but are you a gringo? because you guys don't know anything about a real kitchen, all your shit has artificial flavors and everything is a fucked up copy of the real thing.
>>750975595
sorry meant for you >>750975358
>>750975595
>all your shit
I don't own peanut paste.
>>750970676
>ray liotta
>>750975664
all your shit means: all your jewish/western fake rip off food, fake shit from supermarket to restaurant!
>>750975550
But there's a difference between 'Black King' and 'Nigger King' and it should be reflected in the symbols, no?
How do you communicate 'black-person-but-perjoratively' in Chinese?
>>750969972
in an alternate universe where solo was put in the trash compactor
>>750975733
You're kind of doing an alright job of pretending English isn't your first language.
>>750969959
I actually have that kit.
It is more like an old school model, not modern stuff at all. It is also white styrene
>>750975751
you still don't get it.
I assume that it indeed reads something along the lines of "black king"/"king of black people"
the pejorative part is in your mind only, it won't be written any way. Translating it as "nigger" and not "black" came from an internet translator which translates both english words into the very same one in chinese.
>>750975927
>Translating it as "nigger" and not "black" came from an internet translator which
So you're telling me there's no way to differentiate 'black person' vs. 'nigger' in Chinese script, which is why they made an error and wrote Nigger King?
I find it hard to believe they have no way to translate that distinction.
Again, how do you communicate 'black-person-but-perjoratively' in Chinese?
>>750975329
da fuq
>>750976128
>So you're telling me there's no way to differentiate 'black person' vs. 'nigger' in Chinese script, which is why they made an error and wrote Nigger King?
exactly.
maybe they have a way to differentiate between the two, but that poor translator couldn't do that. And the person who used it knew nothing about english, so they just trusted the machine.
I've no idea how to say anything in chinese, but since they make complex words from simple ideograms, I assume you just put a pejorative ideogram next to a "black person" one.
>>750976128
Anon is just stupid. Of course there are words meaning something like nigger or subhuman.
The translation of the image would be along the line of black man king
>>750975329
This is why god is gone
>>750976492
>I know in spite of not knowing a single word in chinese
>>750969065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mU802eQ3jE
>>750969331
>paul saltine
too much fucking lel
>>750970419
Laugh all you want, but I bet the ice cream machine works.
>>750969972
more like han YOLO
>>750969810
>WHITE MEN WANTED A STUD TO BREED SLAVES
>>750977131
where did you get this
>>750977163
wouldn't you like to know?
>>750970951
allahu akbark
>>75097713
the most kek you can get
>>750977163
probably wikihow
>>750970957
This print alone looks handpainted. Props for the effort.
>>750977422
What was that?
>>750977442
wiiki how to shit while you sleep?
>>750969302
>Karate farmer
He will spin-kick the living shit out of those pigs.
>>750977538
youre not laughing at this shit?
>>750977554
yeah, they can teach you anything
>>750971700
newfag gtfo!
thats not what fbf is all about
>>750973010
walden farms is legit tho
i stock that brand at walmart
>>750977634
That is highly threatening. I am terrified.
>>750970419
Lemme get two numba 9s, one with cheese....
>>750975329
blueman group looking mothafucka
>>750977634
filename tho
>>750969302
Tried to fight it, but lost to fucking
>door ladder
>>750970075
Old fag detected.
>>750972446
>>750972459
fucking lost so hard
>>750970274
his face
>>750975550
>>750975550
You retarded tho
>>750975550
>yeah, quite likely.
Fucking science. Kill yourself
>>750970419
Middle Eastern niggers.
>>750969827
kek
would probably by real shillbux for that
>>750970676
>Optical prime
>Johnny 5....
0.0
>>750973939
Black King
>>750970419
I would love to see the McDonalds franchise sue this dust puppet for all three of his goats.
>>750971130
>the dragon from Dragon's Lair
>>750970274
Looks like a cross between spurdo and a nigger
Please, thread, please don't die. You are the best thing that happened on /b/ in a long time, even the art boy stopped dumping art.
>>750970439
Yeah but they sometimes have hilarious engrish subtitles
>>750975769
Han Solo was put into the trash compactor. This is the alternate version where he doesn't make it out
>>750971445
Guys this willblow youre sock off
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9PyNlSztFq4
>>750973478
kanker goed godverdomme
>>750980208
why do I wanna fuck that pig
>>750980208
>fungus the bogeyman
What the fuck?!
>>750977057
Underrated
>>750976679
Sounds like a good weight loss shake
He should patent it.
>>750969203
kek
>>750969273
O Homem Mutante = Mutant Man
>>750980690
omg i would do things to that
>>750980970
>>750969331
>much wise
>very exile
Capcha: tortuga toilets
>>750971968
>>750970957
>>750969377
Lost and checked
Everytime I see these I want to start collecting them
Links bois?
>>750971268
I've always felt my life lacks good feeling function
>>750970895
Does it include touching a kid?
>>750980690
There's no way that an ass like that poops
>>750982341
Oh shit.
>>750971753
>with ak-12 automatic
>and silencer
I don't know if I should feel prod or concerned that I've already seen most of these bootlegs...
>>750982341
Why!?
>>750969302
>Door Ladder
every fucking time
>>750970676
Thread's soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O7rIMJVNjY
>>750970545
WE WUZ KANGZ AND SHIET
>>750969135
Sean Bean would have made a fantastic Odin.
>>750974372
Actual subtitles from a chinese bootleg. Then some guys with too much time in their hads made an actual dub for the entire movie based on them.
>>750970802
What the fuck is going on at the university of Rochester?
>>750970863
When did Father Ted Crilly get made pope?
>>750969302
>>750969331
>not posting the Karate Farmer, too
>>750974847
>I had one oficina thouse xD
>>750972834
Should've written
>*babies
>>750971090
I just had the best idea for Toy Story 4...
>>750969331
>paul saltines
>>750981505
Why do pajeets like Hitler so much?
>>750983950
Eugenia cooney?
https://www.xvideos.com/video31538841/amiga_brincando_de_mao_amiga_com_colegas_da_faculdade.mp4#_tabComments
>>750984761
i think it means traps
>>750984700
They want him back to end their miserable life
>>750983740
Sleep tight baby babba
>>750984700
actually
no joke
Gandhi liked Hitler and they were planing get rid of black(er) people from India
