/s/fur I'm faster than Dash edition
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/s/fur I'm faster than Dash edition
first
Premature thread making doesn't count.
>>750955364
There are no rules
>>750955437
There are. You're not allowed to make a thread before the image limit or it voids your warranty.
third
wow Dash lost again. good thing he didn't bet me. he knew how it would turn out
>>750955861
ew a weeb
>>750955797
Nausea from my happy pills which isn't pleasant. You?
>>750955817
Rigged.
>>750955861
I have yet to determine if I'm capable of saving you.
>>750955953
You have no proof
>>750955939
Eww, a non Gorsha post
>>750955953
Happy pills? Phinobut or whatever?
Who's the cancer that's racing you in threads?
![6149095f4da23d6ee5c9f92acb2117a5[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/gDfDDPh.png "6149095f4da23d6ee5c9f92acb2117a5[1].png")
>>750956075
I'm not cancer summer ended months ago
>>750956010
I do. It's against the rules to make a thread before the previous one caps, as well as post before linking it. You broke two rules, so you lose by default. Therefore I am faster. Deal with it.
>>750956075
No. Just a new antidepressant. Hasn't really done anything yet.
>>750956075
eww an eww post
>>750956178
>moving the goalpost, the post
These are very serious allegations.
>>750956134
You were supposed to end with it.
>>750956178
Why do you keep taking those? And tell me about captain cancer plz
>>750956255
doesn't count if either participants create the thread
>>750956251
Eww
>>750956309
Why does everyone keep making up these unfair rules? Stop ganging up on me!
>>750956338
>filename
tru dat
>>750956276
Just started last Wednesday, so they haven't really had time.
He's a good friend. I'd say you're equal in terms of cancer.
>>750956356
cause you're cheating
>>750956338
>>750956370
Same.
>>750956410
I am the pinnacle of sportsmanship and integrity.
>>750956370
Pet me.
>>750956381
Is it that one L/Fur fag?
>>750956413
Cute.
>>750956413
he's worthless, i'm not
if you can read this, you're a cunt.
>>750956485
Nah.
>>750956502
I am tho.
>>750956509
Shit, what do I do now?
>>750956485
pet yourself, mate
>>750956561
move on.
>>750956509
>>750956561
Oh. Save me.
>>750956580
No u
>>750956627
That is the best course of action in life.
>>750956641
Sorry, I don't have a life jacket.
![02986d0d63f99a119e6bb564f3c8070c[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/wtgy3BK.png "02986d0d63f99a119e6bb564f3c8070c[1].png")
>>750956641
pet yourself, worthless peasant. it ain't the kings duty.
>tfw you'll never fuck 'em all
>>750956733
I'm slightly rich, now pet me.
>>750956710
Dashie please....
>>750956790
Okay, I'll save you.
There, you're saved.
>>750956825
:T that's not what I mean! But thanks! Am only cancer because lonely.
>>750956915
We're all lonely in this thread.
>>750956948
I'm not
>>750956790
then you can pay to have someone else do it
>>750956985
Then you are very fortunate.
>>750956948
>>750957032
Hi, Horny. I'm depressed.
>>750957009
I am
>>750956986
Pet. Me.
>>750956948
Well, my girlfriend is right next to me and she is having me watch My Hero Acadamia.
>>750957086
>>750957032
wan sum fuk
>>750957138
blow me, faggot
omae wa mou shindeiru!
>>750957138
Sounds gay.
>>750957154
One day.
>>750957218
No JoJo
>>750957206
Pet me
>>750957218
Is this a meme now?
>>750957289
No!
>>750957289
no
>>750957338
>>750957343
Yes.
>>750957337
That's some serious scoliosis.
>>750957289
Me first
![b755854afa93de1e0794c8a88f65f230[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/E5122NO.png "b755854afa93de1e0794c8a88f65f230[1].png")
>>750957292
i'll euthanize you like the stupid worthless pet you are
>>750957378
ill clone you
>>750957399
Nah.
>>750957450
Neuter him instead. He needs to live and suffer.
>>750957478
Good luck.
>>750957378
But.
>>750957446
But it's serious....
>>750957450
No daddy
>>750957519
No buts. Only butts.
>>750957517
Yea
>>750957588
As long as they are of consenting age. I hate children.
>>750957600
Nope.
>>750957630
They sure are consenting!
>>750957686
Not according to the law.
![c2382e76b317e5ed8121969767420f80[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/9WiNDsA.jpg "c2382e76b317e5ed8121969767420f80[1].png")
>>750957517
>>750957519
off with the balls... and dick as well!
>>750957630
Ticking away! The moments that make up a dull day!
>>750957725
fuck..
>>750957719
But it is legal, my love!
>>750957725
Pet me.
>>750957725
That's better.
>>750957728
Loneliness is not a phase
Field of pain is where I graze
Serenity is far away
>>750957789
Lies.
![25c607f797d23ca00260f503430ab0a4[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/S54d7lS.png "25c607f797d23ca00260f503430ab0a4[1].png")
>>750957774
look it's a girl now
>>750957789
snip snip
>>750957892
hahah
>>750957856
I love you so much.
Why can't you just be mine, Dash?
You are amazing.
>>750957892
Eww lol
>>750957588
Anyone got stuff more like this style? I guess it's like, closer to an anime style idk. I'm dumb
>>750957892
Perfect.
>>750957967
Because many people wish I was theirs.
where is the line drawn?
>>750958026
I do, I do!
>>750958043
Nigga I wrote a haiku for you, who else would!?
>>750958049
It's all subjective.
>>750958049
Where the vagina is suppoed to be?
>>750958098
I'm sure quite a few would.
>>750958098
Oooh do share~
>>750958127
Contrary to how most furries draw them, vulvae are, in fact, not on the front of your body.
>>750958127
>anatomically correct placement of vagina
>hurrrrrr it's not tangential to the camera, it must be placed wrong
![b24d4c33e32f51cf9e9aa19855f0124c[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/7qfQpmz.png "b24d4c33e32f51cf9e9aa19855f0124c[1].png")
>>750957967
you're eww little girly whirly. get outta here with your disgusting cooties
>>750958232
Furry logic.
>>750958131
I wouldn't. That's gay.
>>750958131
You hurt me and make my love feel insignificant. Major pouting, dude.
>>750958158
Yes!
>>750958206
Lol no faggot, the line is literally drawn as the vagina since its just a line, not a good vagina.
>>750958232
Placed wrong plz
>>750958259
No!
>>750958287
>just a line
From that angle, it usually is
???
>>750958279
>gay
Hasn't stopped you before.
>>750958287
I tend to do that to people.
See >>750958344
>>750956733
Nice
![25c9653d49bbef0b2206809c8906083a[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/WwlTP44.png "25c9653d49bbef0b2206809c8906083a[1].png")
>>750958287
that was an order missy
>>750958392
but i wanna fuck 'em all
>>750958402
>missy
I wonder what she's up to. I haven't seen her in a while. Life, I assume.
>>750958344
I accidentally the keyboard.
>>750958373
Why won't you romance me?
>>750958402
Wat
>>750958481
I hope he's dead.
>>750958373
Yeah but there's being gay and then there's being Gay. Like buttfucking is gay but haikus are Gay or maybe even plain GAY.
Besides I'm hetero as fuck
>>750958475
Sounds like a good idea bro.
>>750958559
Liar.
>>750958556
Has anyone ever been as far ???
>>750958494
Can't. Other people are already trying, unfortunately.
>>750958521
That isn't very nice. No romance for you.
>>750958556
hwat
>>750958559
Sure.
>>750958287
>>750958127
The labia points in the same direction as the pelvic floor, which is downward. How else would babies come out?
>>750958559
You mean the difference between gay and flamboyant.
>>750958604
too bad it'll never happen. rip
>>750958643
iWat
>>750958643
Hmm. K.
>>750958643
That wasn't me! D:
>>750958697
An hero?
>>750958751
I don't believe you.
>>750958707
Could always try to fuck all breeds if you have the money and the space. Personally I'm more old fashioned.
>>750958624
You know nothing
>>750958643
Sounds like too much competition for me
>>750958797
Why not!? It wasn't me!
>>750958843
Competition is best in a capitalist society.
>>750958852
Samefag
![43f87efcc388b4706af39e6f7e7c0da8[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1zEzOOo.jpg "43f87efcc388b4706af39e6f7e7c0da8[1].png")
>>750958830
>pokemon aren't real
>>750958843
I know him.
>>750958891
No!
>>750958921
Samefag
>>750958921
I don't
>>750958891
Not for me it's not.
>>750958952
I'll leave then k bye
>>750958891
We don't live in a capitalist society LOL. We live in a corporate welfare society.
>>750958898
Dogs are.
![4d5ec9485d318b6d499fde4369b80ad7[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/pGLxNJV.png "4d5ec9485d318b6d499fde4369b80ad7[1].png")
>>750958948
i wanna zap it with my pikachu
>>750959034
oof. not that desperate for a fortune cookie tbh
>tfw it's getting too cold to use my AC unit
I may need to get comfy and put on my socks.
>>750959010
Society does not serve the individual; the individual serves society.
>>750959026
You shall be missed.
>>750959034
Technically we live in an oligarchy disguised as a democratic republic.
>>750959198
>tfw dry eyes from driving with the a/c on again
rip me
>>750959172
>>750959172
Fair enough. Horses are expensive so I guess you're fucked lol.
>>750959198
Yes basically. And they are psychotic.
>>750959357
when does she get zapped
>>750959293
Sucks, man. Dry eyes aren't fun.
But mine seem to have a leaking problem, it happens every day and I can't control it.
I'm ready
>>750959392
turn off the a/c
>>750959364
i ain't shagging a horse either lol
>>750959387
during anal
>>750959435
For?
>>750959446
It's off now. It still happens though, usually when I think about my life.
>>750959450
ooo boy can't wait
>>750959446
You'll find the right one one day anon. But my right ones are dogs.
![9e77bdb4f3c13d5bdbebcfd2fc2961ca[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/6wW2hYT.jpg "9e77bdb4f3c13d5bdbebcfd2fc2961ca[1].png")
>>750959507
try not thinking about it. distractions are a godsend
>>750959626
wooo go little yellow dude!
>>750959651
probably won't tbh
>>750959743
>>750959743
It's hard to be distracted when you're in a lot of pain.
>>750959743
Maybe they will find you then.
I hope you don't stress over it though. Focus on money first. That's my advice looking back on my life.
>>750959778
me no understand sexy doggo
>>750959804
i distract myself too much. rip. i hope i don't end up wasting all 3 months of my summer holidays again
>>750959890
i don't even bother anymore. i'd be hopeless anyway
>>750959987
>>750959987
Yeah, that would suck. I hope not too.
>>750959987
Well do you have any plans for money? Just focus on cash. Then you can pick any woman you want I guess. If you're into that weird shit. Otherwise you can normalize and get a few dogs.
>>750960082
what did the kitty see
>>750960118
>Well do you have any plans for money?
get a job when i graduate
>Then you can pick any woman you want I guess. If you're into that weird shit. Otherwise you can normalize and get a few dogs.
you're telling me i need to fuck dogs to become a normie
>>750960093
hope is the denial though. rip
>>750960240
Just ignore him now. He's delusional and tells everyone to fuck dogs because he's an idiot.
>>750960281
how will i ever become a normie. kek
>>750960413
Been asking myself that for as long as I can remember.
New thread?
>>750960281
It's called a joke.
>>750960240
What job anon
>>750960472
>"joke"
>>750960472
>It's called a joke.
this
>What job anon
fuck knows. if i can land an IT related job right out of uni, then that's what will happen
>>750960455
being a normie is overrated
>>750960567
Good choice dude. I am studying programming for fun right now but I suck balls.
>>750960609
what language
>>750958921
>drooling
Makes sense. Lots of people who own that hat do that.
>>750960662
but he's gunna make america great again!
>>750960638
html, then css, then javascript to make websites I guess.
Then Java for android. Kind of studying them as a mixed set.
>>750960767
i already did all of that webdev stuff in class
html isn't really a language. css is pretty easy. i wish styling GUIs in java/c# was as easy as css. i never got into back-end web stuff. only made a few worthless scripts in php.
i was considering learning app development over this summer break. have an old android kicking around i could probably use
