indian guy here, how do i get a white gf?
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indian guy here, how do i get a white gf?
>>750951030
Practice the art of bob and the way of vagene
>>750951030
be yourself
You don't. White women hate sand niggers.
don't be Indian
>>750951166
im not a sand nigger
thats arabs retard
go away poo
>>750951030
It depends how indian you are
>>750951349
kek. Racist indian has a point
>>750951349
You're all brown, it doesn't matter what country you're from. Get fucked by some black or brown girl, because no white woman wants a brown guy in them.
>>750951030
You're gonna need money bud.
>>750951572
ur just jealous that indian men can probably score more white girls than ur beta ass
i bet ur some scrawny little faggot
White guy here. How do I get an Indian girlfriend? Most seem really reserved
>>750951030
Move to the US. Speak decent English and don't be a creep. Impossible for like 90% of the people on 4chan though so good luck.
>open bob
>show vagen pls bby
>i will lick your bobs pls yes??
>u want sexy sex??
>bitch lasagna
>ok rape you next week
>>750951030
DM them on instagram and ask them for sex in broken English
get money and go some fancy club well dressed, then is all about ur game
>>750951030
buy one on the dark web
>>750951650
You wish, how many women have you slept with in general? It isn't hard if you're white and attractive.
>Indian guy here
Don't you normally rape them?
>>750951030
Wear clothes that don't make you seem like you crawled out of a job interview
Open penine and assure she can enjoy alot
>>750951650
Sorry dude can't agree on that, however just be yourself, some white hoes prefer diffrent color anyway.(the daddy issues hoes to be exact)
>>750951671
I see what you did there.
if you're first gen you're fucked cause you can't change value system enough
if you're second+ gen you just need SHORT hair, no facial hair, no curry smell and perfect english.
white ladies don't actually hate east indians but it's easy for them to fall into the smelly 90's hair muppet trap
also if you try to import any indian gender rolls you're going to be in for a shock and alimony
>>750952038
role autocorrect fail
how do you get someone who looks like this? where are they at
>>750951030
Shit in the streets, it's super effective if you do it on the street where the girl you want lives.
>>750952139
they're at work in a sales and marketing job or pr or entertainment or something where looking like that is their job
>>750951030
fuck your face with mace
just message them and ask for bobs bro.
lol typical white fragile losers so racist and salty
i hope every white girl in the west gets impregnated by Indian men
God damn, you need to know your Upanishads and Bhagavad Gita better, poobro.
"As, after casting away worn out garments, a man later takes new ones. So after casting away worn out bodies, the embodied Self encounters other new ones. – B.G. (2:22)[174]"
The next time the wheel of Saṃsāra rolls around, if you've been a good boy in this life, you'll ascend to Kushala, i.e. you will be reincarnated as a higher form of life: A white man, with a very horny and beautiful blonde blue-eyed girlfriend who wants to suck your dick every morning and fuck you every night.
>>750951030
POO IN LOO, PAJEET
>>750951030
Become a doctor
>>750951030
sand niggers don't get white gfs.
neck yourself now and spare yourself the misery of being turned down every single time.
>>750951030
Watch BigBang Theory
>>750952801
You wont find too many white girls who like greasy, ugly, disgusting slobs who smell of curry. Good luck with your fantasy dreams.
>>750953385
what?
Stop shitting in the streets
>>750951030
white bitches love pumpkin spice lattes
so you indian guys smell like fucking curry right?
well just try to mess with that smell and make it smell like pumpkin spice. it's not that far off
>>750953485
>>750952278
that or they're a janitor or an electrician
I saw an electrician bitch the other day
dawwwwwwwwmn that bitch had legs that went all the way up... whatever that means.
>>750953384
>Become a doctor
This actually works, I know a willowy 9/10 white girl who is married to a doctor from India and bore three kids for him. He's one of the handsome light-skinned Brahmins from up north though, looks about 3/4 white himself. Their oldest daughter is going to be ravishingly beautiful and undoubtedly will marry an accomplished and wealthy white man.
>>750951923
This
>>750951030
you don't, be racist.
>>750953385
Huh?
>>750951030
Start to poo in loo for one.
>>750951030
>Indian
>Guy
>>750952139
Option 1, be exceptionally well off, at least a doctor.
Option 2, use eastern charlatanism (spirituality) to trick them into it, in which case be prepared to settle for less.
>>750953950
>>750951030
You just simply kill yourself and get outta your pathetic misery you fucking sand nigger
Go ahead dude. just don't creep on teens that's creepy af.
>>750953601
>>750951030
how do you get a white gf?
STEP 1. YOU BETA FAGGOT.
> MONEY
STEP 2. YOU BETA FAGGOT.
> MONEY
STEP 3. YOU BETA FAGGOT.
> MONEY
STEP 4. YOU BETA FAGGOT.
> MONEY
STEP 5. YOU BETA FAGGOT.
> MONEY
STEP 6. YOU BETA FAGGOT.
> MONEY
STEP 7. YOU BETA FAGGOT.
> MONEY
>>750953486
When did you get your first loo Pajeet?
>>750951030
go white face from head to toe
>>750953217
>you will be reincarnated as a higher form of life
>MySides.jpg
underrated post
>>750951030
Don't be brown
>>750954293
>Indian village in bumfuck nowhere has twitter before toilets
fucking lost
>>750951671
Use an ether rag.
>>750951030
GTFO my board shitskin. This is an American board for REAL (white) Americans only! We don't want your filthy kind round here. Fuck off back to your own third world shithole of a country's cyberspace and stay the fuck off American websites! Get some glass and break it. Take the shards and grind them into your worthless face you fucking piece of shit. Slice yourself, bleed out and die slowly you weak skinny malnutritioned pathetic cow raping shit eating disease ridden smelly ugly shitskinned. GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
>>750951030
try not being indian.
>>750951030
Are you hot? If you're not, you're fucked.
Kek kek kek my sides, oh the insecurity you white people have
>>750951030
The same way any other guy gets them; by attracting them. I'm Indian, though I'm not into the culture, and never had trouble pulling white girls. Polish, Portuguese, and Italian are your best bet. You just need to have attractive qualities and repudiate any self-limiting beliefs about race. You'd be surprised how many will give you a chance if you put the necessary effort into it. Every girl is different, but you must put in real effort like anyone else.
Getting the advice of the autistic virgins here who operate on meme-speak and group-think with no conception of individuality is not the best place to get advice, but here you go from one Indian to another.
>>750953950
She must really love grapes.
lol did this post get brigaded by fking pakis or something?
Hey uh is it true you goofy indian fellers wipe your ass with your hand?
>>750954731
What are you retarded? You don't know much about subhumans, do you? It's a fucking sand nigger. If you're white and got a hideous beaner gardener, imagine that piece of shit 10x worse looking, in every way, even worse and annoying shit eating accent, a fucking outrageous face with a reek of rotten dog shit, rodents and what not. And height probably less than a midget.
>>750954902
Your English is too good to be a Pajeet.
Hey Sanjay you turbin wearing piece of shit quit shitting in the streets.
>>750954902
>by attracting them
>a chance
>put the necessary effort
>you must put in real effort
NAH BITCH. WHO PUTS EFFORT INTO FLIRTING HOES IN 21ST CENTURY.
Money is what they want. Make money and you'll have these side whores for a fuck whenever u feel like it
>>750955172
>>750954990
not every fking indian guy is from india u idiots
im born and raised in Canada
>>750954928
>Sandnigger detected.
Fuck outta 4chan you goat fucking piece of shit. This is a white website and for whites only. We don't want want your filthy kind here.
>>750955250
you're still speaking like a street shitter
Here's an article from the BBC about how the average condom is far too large for the average Indian man's penis.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6161691.stm
Stop trying OP. You can't satisfy her.
>>750954511
to be fair, in this age its a lot easier to set up a cell tower than to institute city-wide plumbing
>>750955250
Who gives a fuck you're still a shit eating goat raping fucking sand nigger to me. Fuck off and get rekt, before I actually murder you and dump you into the woods. Cannuck here
>>750955428
Rotflmao and they shit in the streets good damn degenerates
>>750951650
Nobody wants entitled white bitches
>>750955520
*God damn
>>750951030
We don't take kindly to your filthy kind here. You better get the fuck out sandnigger.
>>750955233
>WHO PUTS EFFORT INTO FLIRTING HOES IN 21ST CENTURY
Normal, socially adjusted people. And guess what? It works if you don't unleash spaghetti everywhere and build genuine relationships with them. That's just my experience, though.
1.Move to US, NW or NE for best results
2.Speak good English, an accent is okay if you are easily understood, and can be an asset if you are attractive.
3.Dress well and smell good, non-negotiable if you are less than attractive
4.Be charismatic, or at least friendly and funny
5.Join some sort of group, Chairty or volunteer group is a good bet, college is good too
6. Be a reliable and well known person there, if they know you are there to pick up chicks it is game over, so try to find something that you care about even without the girls.
7.Wait for you to click with some girl
8.Having a good job also helps
Points 3 through 8 apply to everyone on here.
>>750951752
This OP is the best advice you can get
>>750955502
LOL stay mad u fking white manlet
were here to stay and were gonna keep coming what u gonna do about it? ur pathethic race is dying rapidly
>>750951650
Take a load of this abnoxious sand nigger
>>750951678
This
Or Germany, where I'm from.
Can't speak out of experience as I'm white, but even among the girls I hot up, the consensus is "I date guys regardless of race. What matters to me is charme, kindness, a good personality and good behaviour." Which I've observed to be true.
Also, I'm a ginger, so I'm white like a corpse and my beard looks weak, so it's not like "I get white pussy for being white", I'm the closest you can be to being a nigger as a white guy, except for being a wigger.
Do Indians still think they're gonna be a world power?
>>750955233
This guy incels
>>750951030
Literally poo in the loo and not in the fucking street you disgusting shitnigger
>>750953217
>A white man, with a very horny and beautiful blonde blue-eyed girlfriend who wants to suck your dick every morning and fuck you every night.
>tfw this is my life
>tfw I'm the next step of reincarnation
Feels good man.
>>750951030
Be a black man
>>750955802
pretty sure China and India will overtake the US by 2050 and be richer and more powerful by then
>>750955750
>fails to mention his own race has the highest rate of genetic defects
>fails to mention the majority of those defects are related to fecal diseases
>fails to mention his race has an epidemic of public defecation
>superpower by 2020
>>750951030
Bitch Lasagna
>>750955830
E D G Y
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>>750955502
>>750951030
you don't. you keep your filthy paws away from them.
>>750951030
99.9% of white women cream themselves to the thought of a 9 inch bbc thrusting in and out of their babymakers. hail the true MASTER RACE cumskins and sandniggers
>>750951125
Hahahahaha this got me
>>750956077
whites love fking their own relatives thats why yall are so fucked up and autistic
indians have higher iqs and are smarter and more masculine than ur beta ass
WEre gonna keep coming and fucking your white womenz in droves what u gonna do about it? faggot
>>750955750
I don't speak banana or whatever that is supposed to be. Get someone to type it for ya, who talks in English. I doubt anybody on that sand nigger shithole whatever you call does. Fuck off and die. Don't even bother live streaming it, because we neither give a fuck nor can ya afford high speed internet and proper equipments.
>>750956691
That's so fucking hot!! More please!!
>>750956854
Ain't that the truth!! Keep them coming!!
>>750956941
who's this faggot
>>750956941
lol nice one im glad i can trigger ur beta white ass
what else ya got buddy?
>>750951030
Please make more half-castes like this absolute fucking beauty...
>>750956854
Bitch on the left looks like she's fucking a rotten corpse or some shit.
>>750951030
Rather they breed with Indians than niggers, at least the offspring are smart enough to become doctors and engineers.
>>750957147
shes half white?
>>750957361
You're one of those sand niggers, ain't ya?
>>750956605
More IR please!!
>>750954591
kek
>>750957476
well she has blue eyes, those caucasian genes are pretty strong.
>>750951030
Just serve my fries hot and stfu you dot head.
>>750951030
Killyaself and born again in a white privileged family you dirtskin Raj
>>750957660
shes full indian retard
indians have dif color eyes like arabs can too
indians are a sub sect of the caucasian race
>>750957607
>Qt
>Indian
Found another one of em
>>750957607
pretty easy if you don't act like you fetishize them. i've got an indian qt of my own :)
>>750957819
>indians are a sub sect of the caucasian race
then what's the problem, or is /b/ just retarded?
>>750951030
bobs and vagene, pajeet. you have to ask for bobs and vagene
>>750951030
white guy here
why tf do you want a narcissistic white bitch that has almost certainly contracted feminism?
>>750957918
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasian_race#/media/File:Carleton_Coon_races_after_Pleistocene.PNG
look at the green u idiot
theyre caucasoids
>>750951752
sand niggers aint got no money
>>750957930
it's the jews
>>750951923
Take this advice you sand nigger OP
>>750953950
Omg I'm a shit skin and this offends me, that guy is gross...that girl is too much for him vajaala vajaaalaaa
>>750953950
daddy issues fucker
>>750957918
Keep living in your despair of fake fantasy and assuring yourself you goat raping cock sucker.
>>750954154
This
>>750954650
holy shit this is amazing
>>750951030
Your country is doomed anyways, So keep talking shit while you can sandnigger.
>>750954928
filthy cunt.
>>750954902
> put necessary effort into it
> 2017
just shut the fuck up, snowflake
>>750958288
my "country" is Canada
pretty sure im doing okay here along with the millions of other indian Canadians
<come to usa
<Work in 7-11
<Give free slurpees to ugly white chicks
<Second time round ask if they want your slurpee
>>750955428
you don't expect a lot from street shitters
>>750951030
Keep trying hard wannabe, you'll always be an ugly shit nigger. Get rekt
>>750955750
fucking indian cunt, i wouldnt even kill you if i was paid because you smell so fucking bad
>>750958632
Pooper Power by2030 bitch busterd guy i fak ur mum fucking guy
>>750951030
First, bathe. I don't mean splashing water on yourself, but a real shower with soap. Next, deodorant. You fucks always stink of B.O.. You realize B.O. is literally bacteria feces, right? Wait, I'm telling this to a poo in loo.
Lastly, go back to your shit country an spread the word. Soap, deodorant and toilets!
>>750951030
be a nigger
>>750951671
Smell like literal shit apparently.
>>750958562
Wait for the birth of the Canadian Adolf Hitler, you fucking ugly scum. I take shits better looking than you.
>>750956808
> "indians have higher iqs"
>>750957927
lmao sand niggers are hilarious
>>750957819
Northern Indians are. The Dravidans in the south are not, but have had significant influences from the northern Indo-European Indians, Hinduism for example.
>>750959260
most indians dont look like the ones in the south
they look like this> >>750953486
>>750951030
b ur self man, but poo in loo
This thread is an embarrassment.
Stop fetishizing races and stop repeating memes.
Second thought, I guess that's all 4chan is.
>>750953486
That ugly thing in the right looks like a pathetic spic.
>>750958124
>>750958288
>>750958632
>>750958828
>>750958915
>>750959002
>>750959005
Just imagine this pure, Aryan, virginal white girl. Her locks are as flaxen as hay, with those azure eyes that reflect heaven itself. In this image, she seems so close to you -- you can almost touch her supple milky skin, the scent of strawberries and cream thick in her hair. You grasp for her futilely, "Why is she with Raj and not with me?!". As you become disillusioned with the reality beyond your carefully crafted safe spaces and defense-mechanism memes, you realize a war you were too foolish to even see has already been lost
Every night, Indian chad brandishes a curry cock the likes of which you only wish you could muster. The force of a thousand pajeets pounds that sweet, sugary furrow with such force, it is torn asunder, forever spoiled by his brown skin. Your pathetic heart sinks.
Slowly, but surely you understand...
There's nothing you can do about it.
>>750954203
Fuckin ill
jesus christ ppl here are racist as fuck
i bet u guys think this is disgusting too
>>750959939
You're trying too fucking hard you intrusive ugly piece of shit.
>>750960101
Welcome to /b/ kys if you don’t like it
Chink here. Been with a white girl before.
Imo it's just too "different" to go long term. Sounds racist but that went both ways. At least it was just a freshman college thing and it didn't get really "serious".
But yeah, it's not like the criteria suddenly changes for an Asian dude.
It's still be attractive, don't be unattractive lol. Just that you need to be a bit more attractive if you're Asian
>>750959939
A shit quality of bait. Idk weird but I can actually smell dog shit outta it.
>>750951030
PhD/Doctorate - she can think about her expensive handbags whilst you pork her with the little bhaji in your pants
You know there's autism afoot when all these virgins feel threatened by niggers and pajeets. The Asian race will still take all the women.
>>750960509
Can you stfu and gtfo?
>>750952801
>Whites
>Fragile
You don't know much about us, do you?
>>750951030
You can't. You're people are rude, they smell like shit, and y'all carry diseases. Stick with your kind, motherchode.
>>750960539
Make me. Your impotent revenge fantasies do nothing, by the way. You really should do something like these try hards suggest so you can be rightfully removed from society to make way for the other civilized species.
>>750952139
Southern California. All white girls and Mexican bitches
>>750960634
white males are the most fragile in the world
u fags complain about everything even down to muh white womenz getting dicked by brown and black men
stay mad u loser
>>750951030
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Don't Be Fucking Indian.
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Why want a white girl? they cant cook and their unfaithful. I'm a white guy with a hot as fuck Indian wife from rich family Delhi, way better than any white slurry.
>>750960777
You know we're fucking all the Asian girls right?
You have to show her that you’re really into peanut butter, white girls love a man who can show an appreciation for nut-based spreads.
>>750951030
1 Indian shitposter and all the white trash chimp out. Good show, OP.
>>750954097
I'm a doctor and I can say that it doesn't do it for the ladies at all, they could not care less
>>750961018
whiteys fear indians lol
>>750952009
kek. thought i was the only one
>>750960801
Keep assuring yourself you fucking sandnigger
>>750960954
The product is an even more beautiful Asian girl. I am happy to hear how willing they are to assimilate with the Asian race, a billion and counting.
>>750961185
keep coping you kike ur pathetic little race is nothing
>>750951030
White guys get so mad when us non-white men want white girls but what the hell do they expect? They are the best looking women and they are thrown in our faces all the time in the media. Of course we want white women.
>>750961348
white women dont belong to white men
>>750961568
Exactly! White women should be sex servants to all non-white men. We deserve wives and our own personal sexual assistant which would be our own white woman. Enough white women need to be bred by white seed though so that we can have an endless supply of beautiful sex toys to play with. Honestly white men want this anyways. Their cuck fetish is becoming more widespread among their race.
>caring about race in 2017
>not realizing that the inevitable wave of genetic engineering and recombination techniques for cosmetic purposes will render race-mixing moot
Surely you jest, or has the average IQ in America lowered this much?
>>750961568
>>750961348
>minorities speaking out of line
Become white.
tbh.. as a white girl... I don't like indian men
>>750961755
im not op or a minority. im full white and i dont care what white women do
>>750961788
cuck detected
>>750961835
cucks are those who are sad or angry over white women not fking u
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>>750958097
it's photoshopped you fucking retards
Rajeet, please reference the Curry Handbook, page 111, section 2. It reads:
“Any male who pursues white women instead of Hindi women will forfeit the right to scratch off the forehead red dot, eliminating the possibility of winning a gas station or other cash and prizes.”
designated shitting syndrome.
stick to your call centers
>>750961928
so this whole thread, basically
>>750951650
>>750962439
>>750962460
>>750962634
>>750962736
How the fuck do these beta looking indian guys pull it off?
>>750962844
What? Standing next to a woman and getting your pic taken?
>>750962844
by not being easily offended 4chan virgins
>>750951030
op what u look like?
>>750962844
Money, and plenty of it.
Try to poo in loo
>>750962844
>>750962460
This guy is actually black.
>>750962561
This guy is a pua (filename faggot) who was on that pua show all those years ago. A pretty famous pua who has even wrote books mind you.
>>750962634
This is Kumar from the Harold and Kumar movies. AKA an actor.
>>750962736
Be honest with yourself. Is this woman really all that pretty to you?
>>750951030
Harass them online
>>750963152
ya shes prettier than most girls
>>750951030
stfu arjun
