ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.
Volume II
Inconceivable!
>Evil Kikes from outer space
>Nigger fights his friend for 12 minutes straight
>Same nigger who BLACKED Mary's mom in the movie starring Sam Harris' celeb doppelganger, btw.
>>750936061
The Princess Bride?
>>750935812
>Some teenagers smoke lots of weed
>They also drive around town
>1970's
Two men fight on a mountain.
>>750936203
Dazed and Confused
>>750936203
That 70s show
>2 guys wake up in a room
>Being watched
>"I haven't had this much fun without lube!"
>>750936203
Dazed and confused
Saw?
>>750936075
Iron sky
>>750936203
Fast times at Ridgemont High.
>>750935812
I had three unsolved from last thread:
1. Pacifist turkey hunter goes to war.
2. Guy fights monsters with a boomerang.
3. Kid cries while his father beats up the air.
From other thread: sea of purple slime threatens horses
>>750936438
There's a lot of unsolved ones, bro.
>feels
>>750936418
Similar genre but no. Somewhat older film by very famous director.
Also: future 4chan poster plays video games, somehow knows secrets to never before released game, beats cocky blonde guy
>>750936075
Oh shit... the one with Roddy rod piper. Don’t want to cheat. Is it “they live”?
>Retarded faggot needs some help moving a couch
>People die
>>750936791
Yes, you got it. Cult classic.
>>750936358
>>750936803
Pivot: the movie
>Depraved psychopath stalks a family through a forest with a rifle
Man jerks off horse & elephant.
>>750937047
Freddy got fingered
Wannabe hockey player plays golf instead
Guy is horny, he shoots someone in the eye.
Drago plays boyhood hero
Bitch from friends is in it before she hit the wall
Almost nothing to do with source material.
Trippy transportation device
>>750936984
That might also work but no. My movie is a very famous film starring several Oscar winners.
>>750936860
Doh! I can't believe I didn't think of that after you said 12 minute fight...
>>750937109
Happy Gilmore
>>750937113
Donnie Darko
>>750937109
Happy Gilmor..oh my god!
>>750937114
Masters of the Universe
>>750937209
Yeah, watched that movie constantly when I was a kid
>>750936438
3: Real Steel?
>>750937189
Hey Shooter! Forgotten your nine iron?
>>750937168
PUT THE GLASSES ON! PUT 'EM ON!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9rrgJXfLns
>>750937277
Very well done!!!!
>>750937187
Yep
Hard mode activated
>80s movie
>Some stupid gook commits suicide
>But he doesn't really
>Also, Tony Hawk delivers pizza
No cheating, please.
Stewie looks for his real father.
>>750937300
Red lobster? My treat!
>John Wick plays unexpectedly secret Santa
>How does he fit all of that in one bag?
>And still carry it in through the window?
>>750937410
Gleaming the Cube
4 guys try to stop a tape from being watched
>>750937559
My man.
>>750937584
Road trip
Geek,gets burned in high school,prank
Bides time & gets revenge years later at a staged reunion
All a dream in his head
>>750936438
>>750937325
1: Sergeant York?
>sexually confused teenager has relations with a pastry
>>750937410
Gleaming The cube! Loved that movie
>>750937699
Canadian Beaver Tail?
>Matthew Broderick...
>>750936438
2. Krull
>>750937699
American Pie
>>750937694
Yep!! Good job.
>>750936253
>>750936322
you got it kiddo
also check em
A team ventures to a skull island for an ape.
>>750937783
Yep, nicely done.
>Tom Hanks is stranded
>>750937781
WarGames or Ferris Bueller
Yankees visit southern town
Begin to fall for its charms
Get what they have coming
The south shall rise again!
>The Pianist visits Vermont after a trip to the desert
>Massive head injury
>Dies
>But really lives
>Then another massive head injury
>Dies
>But really lives
>Also, here's a famous musician playing a character he doesn't seem to understand
>>750937919
The Airport
>>750937842
Ape found on skull island by venturing team?
>puppets save the world
>>750937919
Cast Away
or
The Terminal
Probably the latter, you tricky bastard.
>>750937710
Yes
>two men swap faces
>>750937988
Team America
>>750937958
The Jacket
>>750938010
Could technically be joe,vs the volcano. They were marooned at sea for a portion
Tim Allen gets fat.
>>750938032
Face Off
or
Vice Versa
>>750938120
Yes.
>>750938140
The Santa Clause
Or just every Tim Allen movie after 1995 or so.
>>750938140
The Santa clause
>>750938138
Good point. I forgot about that one.
>a scientist working on invisibility serum
>>750938255
Hollow Man
>Dr. Frankenfurter fucking hates children
Describes at least two well known movies. Either is fine.
>a green ogre
>>750938467
Not this again...
>Tom Hanks saves people.
>Sloane Peterson fucking dies
>Then she's alive
>Someone tells himself to lay off the fucking candy bars
>Also, karate
>>750937781
godzilla 2000
>>750938671
Timecop?
>>750938665
Saving private ryan?
>3 boys clean an old mans car
>>750938766
Yes! I've posted that before and no one got it. Then again, I left out the karate hint
A kids mother ceases to exist. With the help of a former wrestling champion the kid is able to use science to force God to right the wrong.
>>750938709
for fuck's sake, Godzilla 2000 is a different movie than the shitshow staring Broderick. that movie came out in either '98 or '99, and was just called "Godzilla."
>a man hacks into computers
>Long ass space ship intro
>Big black helmet
>Gotta kidnap princess
>Access code is 1-2-3-4-5
>2 guys play with their Dick Sabers
>Yogurt is good
>>750938665
>>750938779
Also Captain Philips & Sully
Instructions pasta. Less retarded formatting edition.
***
For those of you failing to grasp the concept behind these threads:
A bad movie description is one that is literally true even if it is vague, hyperbolic or even playfully misleading. There is a difference between a bad description and one that is awful or simply inaccurate. One key distinction is that a properly worded bad description teases the reader's brain but only accurately describes one movie in particular. Conversely, an awful description is vague to the point of describing dozens or even hundreds of movies while never pointing to any one in particular. Lastly, an inaccurate description is simply flat out lying about happened, effectively creating your own retarded version of the film that no one else watched.
Here is a bad description of American Psycho
>An up and coming investment banker dines in various trendy restaurants with colleagues
Here is an awful description
>A guy does some stuff with people. Also, some other guy does something.
Here is an inaccurate description
>A guy gets dumped by his girlfriend, then some other office clerk hall stabs someone. Also, lmao Russians!
See the difference?
I would like to give the people who do this credit for trolling but it seems more likely they are just fucking retarded.
>>750936210
>>750937781
>>750937919
>>750938467
>>750938665
>>750939370
I'm sure half of you are trolling but the other half are legit failing to grasp the point.
>>750939492
Half of them? All are me.
Why, too vague for ya?
>kek
>>750939492
You take these very seriously.
>>750939470
Spaceballs
Orphan kid raised by hippies has to bang a rock into a bigger rock to stop Bird republicans
Meets fat one eyed lesbian and a blond bitch with an annoying dog while rabbits fight crabs
>>750939876
Are these two separate films (by line) or the same film?
New thread here
>>750940185
>>750940185
>>750940185
>>750940185
>>750940532
Do you realize this thread won't 404 for like another 230 posts? Even after it hits the bump limit, it will stay up for a while.
If you just want to bring in more people, bump this one and write more descriptions.
Four famous movies no one has gotten yet.
Movie 1
>"Ugh, it's warm even! You don't even care, do you?"
>"Forget it, I'm not drinking it."
>"About yourself, you dumb FUUCCKK!"
>Also John "Neo the One" Wick features prominently.
Movie 2
>Faggot gets buttfucked as a kid
>Doesn't necessarily enjoy it
>Develops amazing sense of humor later on
>Haggard Mugshot.jpg
Movie 3
>Depressed loser wants girl
>Meets other girl
>JUST FUCK MY SOUL UP.jpg
>Doesn't get either girl
>Gets third girl
>Film predates iconic alimony payments of doomed actor/photographer.
Movie 4
>A sickly young Jew is deeply repulsed by the thought of healthy, attractive Aryans finding true love
>Cheetos product placement in background
>Jew boy's relative also played by Jew who later suffered dementia irl.
>>750936803
silence of the lambs
>>750939876
Dark crystal
>>750941195
Yes
>>750941505
Yes
>There's this guy who may or may not be a vampire
>There's a father and a son who hate each other
>And the son may or may not be Patrick Bateman's future best friend
>Last movie of a famous actor who later died of an accidental overdose
>Enormous dildo on movie poster for some reason
>Some degenerate kike springs an erection amidst a wedding ceremony
>It's smaller than his kike nose
>Underage b&'s pussy stinks like fish
>this armyguy goes on a long ass fucking boat ride in the jungle
>kills some other armyguy
>>750943349
Apocalypse Now
>>750936316
Saw
>>750937113
Donnie darko
>>750943483
NO!
i mean yes.
obviously.
>>750943600
Well is it yes or is it no? My spidey sense tells me it can't be both.
>>750943890
its very yes, mr spider.
ohshit i got one.
this crying guy dresses up like an emo and does a cringy dance number.
>>750944003
Why you say no then? Plz respond.
>>750944072
Spiderman 3
>>750944163
to make you confus.
are you confus?
>>750944210
HOW DID YOU KNOW! mr spider.
i mean, WRONG!
i dont mean wrong...
two faggots fight on an island and no one gives a fuck
>A young boy plays with his dinghy and is promptly admonished by his overbearing father
>Later, this exuberant youth inherits the family business
>Actor known for real life sex tape with underage girls plays the villain
>>750944688
Lord of the Flies
>>750945770
no.
Two middle aged retards adjust to a new living situation.
>>750946086
return to brokeback mountain
:^)
>>750937968
Godzilla.
>>750946187
Oh lawd
a farmer, a religious man and a criminal stumble into a secret government weapon and try to destroy it.
>>750946450
Star Wars.
>>750946509
yep you got it
tom cruise runs around really fast
>A bunch of lunatic prisoners in an asylum think yhey are the bomb.
> they get lobotomized.
>>750946736
isnt that in all of his movies
>>750946832
smh
Correct answer is Born on the 4th of July.
>>750946086
Home Alone.
a dog exploits a little girl for money.
>>750947273
All dogs go to heaven
>>750943124
little mermaid
>>750947406
>>750943124
Not this anon, but holy shit it totally is. Lost hard
>>750947358
dammit you got it
gonna have to try harder
>Kevin Spacey forces kid to drive car instead of ass rape him
>>750947406
Correct.
>>750946823
All of them? Or just Jack Nicholson?
>>750948193
No Jack.
Guy can't realize he blew opportunity with girl after getting way too clingy way too fast. They ever get back together
>Batman and Iron Man team up
>Probably not the Batman you're thinking of
>Also, incest
>A comedy?
a man goes through hell to trying to save his wife
>>750948882
What Dreams May Come
>>750948964
yep
Dead people regret trying to reposes their home
>Straight guy plays with peepee
>Gets fag bashed by gay guy
>Cocaine and firecrackers
>The Punisher has a funny mustache
>>750949218
Beetlejuice
little girl is trying to seduce a man while he is working
>>750949218
House
House 2
The Others
Any other movie about ghosts or zombies who get BTFO
>>750949343
Leon
or
The Crush
>>750949418
you got it
>>750949597
Which one was it?
>>750949653
leon
autistic guy is famous for autism
>>750940988
Is number three Bedazzled? It's been a long time since I've seen it.
>>750946823 ??
>>750948547
Hint needed
>>750948716
hint needed.
Angry white man is uninvited to a birthday party
>>750949918
Russel Crowe, the mathematician movie.
>>750949949
>>750948547
Goth rock
>>750950287
The movie about 7 exes or something with the retarded kid from superbad?
>Main character's smart home goes on the fritz
>Guy famous for playing gangsters fixes it
>Main character persecuted for rest of movie for unauthorized repairs
>>750950448
no Girl was less a bitch
>Animated film about an ugly bald man with an accent who goes on various adventures
>Sidekick is a good natured and loyal four legged animal
>3d animation, not 2d
>Big named celebrities as the voice cast
>Critically acclaimed, with several sequels
>Not Shrek
>>750940988
Is 1 a scanner darkly? Wild guess but it doesn't seem to match any other Keanu except maybe devil's advocate
>>750949941
>Is number three Bedazzled? It's been a long time since I've seen it.
Yes, it is! Good job.
>hint needed.
Heath Ledger's girlfriend has pink hair. No, not that girlfriend. In fact, Heath Ledger is not in this movie.
>>750950116
Falling Down
>>750946823
one flew over the cookuus nest
>>750950937
correct
>>750949949
Sorry, meant to tag you in >>750950859
And your hint is for >>750948716
>>750946086
Stepbrothers
>>750947917
Baby Driver
>knocking him out with them American pills
>Come morning his virgin ass is going to be sore
>Can I cum Daddy
>>750951144
you got it
group of people try to survive when a trip to the zoo goes completely wrong
>>750951421
Jurassic Park
>>750951739
damn right
Guy gets in a fight with black man over his lack of sunglasses. Oh and consumerism is bad or something.
>>750935812
>Homosuperior.png
>Only the [only] black one dies
>His power: adapt to any circumstance
Bonus round:
>Scary_God.bmp
>British accent has white women terrified
>His power: adapt to any circumstance
>>750949918
Steve Jobs
(Only half joking)
>knocking him out with them American pills
>Come morning his virgin ass is gonna be sore
> but daddy I still cant cum
>Give me some of that American tar and I'll be a hero
> Rape me rape me and I'll break your fucking neck
>>750951771
They live was already done
>>750951779
>>Homosuperior.png
>>Only the [only] black one dies
>>His power: adapt to any circumstance
X Men: Apocalypse
>>750951855
Happiness
>Boy sticks ceramic penis in girls face
>goes to jail
>attempts suicide
>>750951994
A Clockwork Orange
>>750951962
Good job!
What gave it away?
>>750951994
A clockwork orange
>>750952052
>What gave it away?
I don't want to sound like an outrageous douchelord or anything but I'm really fucking good at this game. It's kind of a gift.
It was a good choice and a good description, by the way. Keep posting movies like that. This thread needs more anons like you.
>>750952018
>>750952060
Oh. I guess i made it too easy
Good job tho
>>750951046
No.
This hint should do it: Lunatics are all girls.
>scientologist is a cop
>sees future shit
>can't change it
>proves innocence
>>750952251
Thanks fam. I go by 40 in these threads btw.
>>750952353
Minority Report
>>750952306
Suckerpunch
>>750952389
Oh, it's you. I'm the 33 year old OP. I've gotten a lot of your hardest ones in past threads and you're always impressed. Kek.
>>750952306
Girl interupted
>2 gangs of niggers fighting
>An guy turns off his computer
>gets old and dies
>>750952402
Good jerb
>>750935812
>train
>big boy
>hole
>>750952467
Lmao yeah you're about the only one. I'll try to come up with one more tonight but usually I just post my nightly movie.
Man was tonight's movie one of the most fucked-up movies I've ever seen definitely going to have to watch it a second time.
>ded
>everything sucks
>Russian music
>>750950859
>>>750949941
>>Is number three Bedazzled? It's been a long time since I've seen it.
>Yes, it is! Good job.
>>hint needed.
>Heath Ledger's girlfriend has pink hair. No, not that girlfriend. In fact, Heath Ledger is not in this movie.
>>750948716
I have the dvd of this film. The one with RDJ and Val Kilmer where he plays the gay cop. Super funny film. Cant remember the name now.
How is the girl 'Mohnahan' Heath Ledger's gf?
>>750952450
Yes
>>750952492
No.
Is maybe one knock knock?
>>750950781
>Is 1 a scanner darkly?
Interesting guess, but no. This is an older movie starring Mr. Reeves. Older than Bill and Ted, if you can believe that.
>>750952737
>I have the dvd of this film. The one with RDJ and Val Kilmer where he plays the gay cop
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. Correct.
>How is the girl 'Mohnahan' Heath Ledger's gf?
Oh, I accidentally confused you. I meant Shannyn Sossamon, not Michelle Monahan. Shannyn played Heath's girlfriend in A Knight's Tale.
>>750952964
>Is maybe one knock knock?
Which movie are you responding to?
>>750952721
Wristcutters: A Love Story (also starring pic related)
>>750953053
The first movie that the other guy guessed Scanner Darkly
"C'mon, Bruce! You gotta work with me!"
>mc isn't who you think it is
>dad was crazy but he really isn't
>religious maconahey
>>750953053
I get it abt Heath Legend's (sic) gf :)
Thanks
>>750953144
Avengers: Age of Ultron
>>750953171
The two brothers go killing criminaals in texas. The guy from Twister is yhe dad, and Mcghgghgonughghgy is one of the sons.
>>750953053
Right with wristcutters, and I don't know any Keanu before bill and Ted lol
>>750952964
>Is maybe one knock knock?
>>750953124
>The first movie that the other guy guessed Scanner Darkly
Ah. I see now.
And no. Said film is a bit of a cult classic from much earlier in Neo's career. I still kinda expected people to get it, though. I mean, someone got a much more obscure movie of his than that in the thread before this. Dude has a following.
