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What do you want me to do?

I will do anything (LEGAL) and post it here.

Dubs decide.

I will post it here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPEZGTO27qk
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Mail me that money
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i want you to destroy all of your video and image capturing devices
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>>750931288
Well, i win.
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>>750931218
cut the tip of your dick off
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>>750931288
>>750931400
You won twice but I don't have the money, so, next dobs wins.
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>>750931218
fry some crepes with nuttella and fuck them as if you would use silicon pussy on a chaturbate
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>>750931536
rerolls
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>>750931479
Or or or or OR, you let me choose. I won twice after all. Dick=cut off
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>>750931594
again

I wont stop
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>>750931468
>>750931536
both of these
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Invest that money is moving out of your parent's home, getting a job, and joining a gym. Maybe stop getting your haircut at supercuts, too.
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OP doesn't deliver again what a fucking surprise.
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Buy a dragon dick.
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>>750931594
rorelza

You can use honey as a lube
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Suck your dads dick
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>>750931669
Reroll
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>>750931536
crepe is like thin pancacke, rerol
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>>750931644
shit win
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Tell a buddy you wanna suck his dick
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Shit on your face, do it on yoir back
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Insert beer/wine bottle up pooper
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>>750931218
take a shit on that cash then smear it across your ass cheeks
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Swastika on forehead with sharpie
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>>750931644
You won. What you want? Dick cut off? He cheated me out of a grand so...
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>>750931900
Winrar
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Drink toilet water
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>>750931900
Winnnn
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>>750931900
Do it opie
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>>750931900
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>>750931644
What are you even talking about? You guys just keep wasting the fucking dubs. Of course, I'm not going to cut my fucking dick off, and if I had that money I'd send it.

Try again, faggot.
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>>750931758
rerorororollo pikollo

>>750931644
thets me
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>>750932039
rollerita smol lolita
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>>750931900
Okay, one comment
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>>750932097
shitagain, pancakes on your dick

aND EAT IT AFTER YOU FUCK IT
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Shove a tv remote up your ass.
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OP here

Of course I'm not gonna do anything, I'm a faggit and I fuck my dad

Fuck you nuccas
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cum on your mom
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>>750932153
shit again, pleas dubz
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>>750932168
Reroll.
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>>750932036
Hey cunt. Someone already won. Swastika on forhead with Sharpe.
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>>750932207
agoin rorololo
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>>750931900
And then sharpie in the pooper
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>>750932315
Figured that was implied
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>>750931900
When op is too much of a pussy
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OP here not really into swastikas and don't own a marker so of course I can't do THAT either. Anyone got some cool anime related things I could do instead? I will do it, this time I promise!
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>>750932480
Op is a faggot confirmed
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>>750932562
Fuck you. Next dubs decide. Be fucking reasonable.
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>>750932600
Oh lookie lookie. 3rd fucking dubs on this shit op. I got an idea. Take a knife and carve a swastika anywhere on your body. Make sure its visible.
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>>750932784
okay, roll dubs and i will
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>>750932846
I already did 3 fucking times cunt.
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piss on your own face
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>>750932933

Fuck, okay
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>>750932933
My mom just walked in on me doing this, fuck you

Next
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Go to your nearest female neighbor and ask for all of her tampons.
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>>750933633
lmao omggg xD
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>>750933637
Where can i post the video of me pissing on my own face, dont wanna get banned from YouTube
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Never post on 4chan again
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>>750933633
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make a webm, also toothbrush up you bum
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Shave your pubes off and give them to your mom. vid as proof
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>>750933633

God dammit dude i dont have a toothbrush, I'll just use a pen
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>>750934022
Wait your turn
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I like this thread, 2/2 dubs atm. Call your crush and tell her she's amazing, but you just pissed on your own face and had a sharpie up your bum
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>>750933876


Subscribe to my YouTube channel
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>>750934291
Roll dubs and I will do that
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>>750934291
Roll
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cut the plug off of the fridge.
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Try to ask for this that I can post on youtube without getting banned, I don't I plan on doing this once a week. Again, this is my channel, subscribe if you feel like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPCsaH5cYeE
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>>750934989
I will sub bot your channel if you do >>750934291
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shave your head
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>>750935252
re roll
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>>750935095
Fuck.... okay.
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Call all of your family members and tell them that you are a faggot and that you want buttsex for christmas
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>>750935095
posing it to youtube.
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Shave head
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>>750935639
this
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>>750931218
Wtf
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subscribe to wwe network and watch and review every john cena match ever
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>>750935811
check em
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>>750931218
Eat globs of your own shit on camera.
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>>750935565
waiting with a lot of anticipation
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Kys
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>>750931218
every single decide.
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>>750936019
Its almost done,

>>750935639
>>750935687
>>750935723
Wait your turn guys shit, it starts again after i post to the last winner
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AglYrEjOn30
Watch each video on my channel and tell me you didn't cry.
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>>750936168
so post already, also cut the tip of your god damn dick off
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Get a dog pussy from bad dragon and show it off on your youtube channel.
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>>750935811
I already do that dude. >>750935095
>>750935095
>>750935095
>>750935095
Almost done, you still here?
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>>750936511
yes, still here my man
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>>750936511
Did you get her reaction aswell?
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>>750935095
>>750935095
>>750935095
>>750935095

Done, she told he she doesnt wanna go out with me and that i was gross so thanks a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXrMPj_AIUY
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>>750931218
Damn that guy is such a fat ugly pussy. It's weird he gets that much sun, but is in such bad shape.
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>>750936686
Ya, i was pretty embarrassed
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>>750936686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXrMPj_AIUY
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>>750936688
Thanks OP, you made my day
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>>750937255

sub?
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>>750937356
Wild annon has fled!
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>>750937528
What a dick dude, I just got blocked by a girl I really like....
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>>750937632
Hey, you actually got a god vid out of it :)
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>>750938175
Dude, I just got rejected.
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>>750938375
write "i luv u" on a brick and throw it through her window
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march through your house like a nazi naked
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>>750938599
ok dubs decided
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Draw a big thick black swastika on your chest, wrap your hair in a towel turban, pose flexing naked with something in your fridge to cover your privates.
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>>750938971
Roll
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>>750938971
Rolll
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>>750931218
Buy some sunscreen you pasty fuck
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>>750938971
Rollll
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>>750938971
Rolllll
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>>750938971
Rollllll
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>>750938599
>>750938918
rofl
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>>750939062
Why are you commenting on your own post?
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cut a nipple off
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>>750939588
lol got it first try
GL dude
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>>750939588
and send it to her in the mail
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>>750931218
Still here OP?
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>>750939986
Yeah, im just reading this shit kinda sad

I really liked her, and she blocked me. Fuck. Oh well, the asshole dident even subscribe either.
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>>750939986
think he's out throwing bricks
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go to the shitty part of town and yell nigger twenty times
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>>750940111
>>750940119
I'm still here, I'm just pissed
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>>750940181
have your mom call her and straighten things out
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make an account on grindr
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>>750940181
Indeed you're pissed >>750933876
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>>750940342
She blocked me, dude. It's over, she did NOT think it was funny, we've been talking for months.... and last night she said she may be wanting to be more than friends,
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>>750940342
rolling
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>>750940576
kek
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>>750931218
Send me 100 bucks
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>>750940636
I'm not salty, I'm just confused on how she left me JUST LIKE THAT. Over a little piss, like.... god damn. it was just pissed.
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>>750934989
subscribe to me im gonna be posting more content soon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d55hwXRYDew

i hate everything i make
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>>750941269
Subscringing
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>>750934359
nice ass tbh
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>>750941679
Thank you bro
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>>750933876
what happened to your swastika faggot
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>>750939140
ROLL
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>>750941839

I washed it off dude, I live with my roommate and his mom (like my mom too) and they're Jewish
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>>750942097
yo, you can post anything on youtube if you just give us the link and set the vid as private
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>>750942097
you still ther OP
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>>750942234
Oh shit! okay! Posting piss vid
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>>750942581
Nvm hey i cant post that dude, it can still get reported.
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Bump
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>>750943343
I'm still here, if you can save the thread then I'll start up again.
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Get a spray tan.
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>>750931218
is that the guy from blink 182?
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>>750943466
I worked in landscaping dude, dont talk shit about me.

>>750943497
Yes
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>>750942699
awe shit
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post an ad on m4m section of craigslist with your face saying "looking for an hiv positive daddy to slam my ass while we watch anime."
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>>750943409
YO if you upload to a dropbox or tumblr/google drive and send us the link that should work. im NEOGODZEU5 from youtube btw
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>>750943959
Kek okay, I subbed to you. if the thread dies ill still send it to you if you want me to
>>750943874
kek
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Fap and show us ur cum
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>>750943874
reroll
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>>750944472
groovy! go for it man.
and thanks for the sub, i'll feature you tbh
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>>750944540
lmao bump
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>>750931479
get your ass on the street corner tehn OP

You're a faggot, you know what to do!

Get anon his fucking money bitch
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How are you all not calling OP a faggot and still giving him Cam Whore attention?! WTF IS THIS SHIT!!!

You bunch of newfag faggots.

/b/ is fucking dead

all of you kill yourselves!
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>>750944781
>>750944819
>>750944876
Kek,

I'll give you a shout out video my friend!

I tried to add her on my alt fb account,

>alt account blocked instantly

:/
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>>750945000
damn that sucks! tbh if you know her irl you should confront her and try to win her back!

or just be gay, its easier lmao
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>>750944989
yea stfu we really dont care tbh?
no one is calling him a faggot bc they dont want to and its stupid

you could kill yourself so you dont have to interact with us tbh
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>>750941361
thanks bud
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>>750941767
no prob lmao
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>>750945279

Shove a dildo up your ass and join the peace corp faggot

Lots of other faggots there

Youll love it
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>>750945706
lmao im fine here, but where is the peace corp? i'd like to check that out. im a super fag lmao
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>>750945000
you have a google plus account OP?
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>>750946226
I don't, me and my roommate are here to revive this thread.

Dubs decide what we do, sub to my youtube account
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Do the helicopter
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>>750946339
ah okok,
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>>750946894
BWAHA do it
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>>750946894
Get dubs and we will do the helechoper
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Buy a gym membership
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>>750947101
we have no money, even if you got dubs we couldnt do it
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>>750947013
okay tbh im new here so what the fuck are dubs
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/thread OP is a faggot
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>>750931218
Rolling: Donate $10 to the Center for Reproductive Rights.
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>>750947397
See the nu,ber on the far right of your post? If the number is a bubble (99) (55) (33) ect. Then you made, trips are tipple number, (333) ect. also, fuck off newfag
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>>750947538
I HAVE NO MONEY.

Waste your dubs by making suggestions that we cant do, idc
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>>750947554
thanks! hopefully i can find my way around a lil better
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>>750947777
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!!

SHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT QUINTS!!!!!!!!
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>>750947777
WAIT FUCK UM
i made a quad does that count?
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>>750947910
shit,,
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>>750931218
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>>750947933
STOP FUCKING WASTING YOUR ROLLS!

No, it doesn't could, you have to make a suggestion!
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>>750947910
>quints
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>>750931218
Did nobody else notice that these mother fuckers have to perform brain surgery each time they need to grab a shampoo?
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>>750931218
shave your head like a buzz cut and dress like a skin head
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>>750948454
>>750948454
>>750948454
Fuck you, get dubs, we got a webm converter so you can watch us fling our tiny dicks around.
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>>750948744
rekt
I'm not going to suggest anything because that would give you the satisfaction.
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>>750948858
k bye
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>>750948129
wank in your back yard with a piece of ice in your ass lmao
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>>750948917
cut yourself on your leg with a knife
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>>750931218
Paypal me 50bucks plox
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>>750949141
shove a fork up your ass with the seperated part first
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>>750949291
Reroll dawg
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>>750949294
im gonna spam ugh um
break some shit and piss on it
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>>750949291
Rerollin
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do some gay shit lmao
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>>750949291
Reroll
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>>750946894
reroll
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>>750949291
Rerolloo
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>>750949558
fuck reroLL
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>>750931218
Take a shit in the toilet, then stand up and reach into the water and grab your shit and stuff it in your mouth and chew. Once you've chewed it up nice and good, swallow it all you shit loving faggot.
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>>750949600
LMAO I FUCKING GOT IT HAHA
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Succ your own dick
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>>750949291
For the love of tendies, reroll
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>>750949291
Rerollolnino
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>>750949291
Motherfucker last reroll
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>>750949600
Alright, doing the helicopter with my roommate

Just a moment

Also, sub to our main youtube channel if you feel like it
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>>750949600
where you at OP? did i fuck up again?
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>>750950045
ah okok sure thing
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>>750946894
Posting now, stay tuned and don't laugh at our little dicks
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>>750950184
send the link when you got it lmao
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>>750950356
Next dubs decides
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>>750950826
Kek
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>>750950826
BWHAHAH HE FUCKING WAVED
tbh you could just record this with bandicam and then convert it with the vlc converting thing but um maybe shove a finger up your ass or something lmao

im gonna reroll shit
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>>750951530
Get dubs and we will
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Finger in ass then suck finger
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>>750944540
lmao reroll this one
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>>750944540
Rolling
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>>750938971
roll
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We're going to have a smoke real quick, dubs decide what we do next, dont forget to sub to our youtube channels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AazdKmbn1ew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXrMPj_AIUY
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>>750951814
roll
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Microwave a cup of orange juice for 20 seconds and then douse your foot with it
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>>750952059
roll
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>>750952116
roll
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>>750952169
the captcha is really annoying
roll
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>>750952229
fuck roll
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>>750952285
roll
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>>750952285
roll
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>>750952355
>>750952355
lmAO got em
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>>750931218
Cum on own face
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>>750952557
reroll this shit too
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>>750952658
roll
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>>750952705
roll
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>>750944540
Fuck okay, give us about three minutes
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>>750952762
roll
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>>750952775
ok bud
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>>750931218
> buy a bunny
> put tape around the bunny
> fuck the bunny
> use lube or a condom at your leisure, but you must cum inside the bunny
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>>750952817
roll
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>>750952955
LMAO I GOT IT AGAIN BWHA
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Sit on your roommate's lap for an hour
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Cut off your dick
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>>750953020
is anyone else even here like wtf
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>>750953139
Roll
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Call an anonymous bomb threat to your local 7/11
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>>750953184
Roll
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>>750953201
Reroll
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suck your friends dick and after he cums in your mouth tell him about how it was a lovely tea party.
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>>750953201
holy shit thats illegal-ish actually
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>>750953269
Roll
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go the fuck to sleep this thread is cancer
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>>750953269
roll pls
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>>750953306
Well, not if its on a pay phone, then they can't trace you
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