YOU ARE INVOLVED IN AN ACTIVE MASS SHOOTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROLL FOR YOUR FATE:
1~5 = SHOT TO DEATH
6~9 = CRITICALLY INJURED
0 = SPARED
11~55 DUBS = FAKE DEATH
66~99 DUBS = BARGAIN FOR LIFE
00 DUBS = CALL THE POLICE
111~555 TRIPS = ESCAPE
666~999 TRIPS = ATTEMPT TO TACKLE SHOOTER
000 TRIPS = JOIN THE SHOOTER
QUADS = CALL IN SWAT
HEIL HITLER
kek
>>750883725
But I'm the shooter.
O shit
Roll
>>750883725
Rollllllll
>>750884177
Reroll to see if bargain worked.
Roll
>>750884221
Rip in pepe
Roll
how can I join the shooter if I am the shooter?
Cum at me shooter
Reply
>>750883725
roll.
>>750883725
Roll
>>750883725
Not gonna get me ya neckbeareded faggot!
Rolling
Roll me the fuck outta there
roll
Nothing can harm me
Roll
roll
this will never happen, but why not?
>>750884647
Is that because you're not a fucked up americunt?
>>750883725
For new zealand!
Rollan
>>750883725
I would ask shooter for a gun, usually they bring up plenty, then fucking help them in a good cause.
>>750883725
Faked me death
>>750884733
You faked your death for new zealand?
0 get
I am ready for death
>>750883725
I'm not American so this won't happen, especially as I have no plans to leave Canada. I will however roll to get the hamburger experience.
>>750885514
Shot to death gg. This is what happens when you visit hamburger land.
i roll for initiative
i go first
i roll for attack, nat 20
i crit the school shooter
school shooter dies
i gain 1000xp
rolll
Q,d9, (a
¢} iws us i(+#!# )n nn!!n
rolly
>>750885651
Nothing of value was lost.
>>750883725
roll
>>750883725
rollin 4 kill
>>750883945
If you are the shooter you must have shot yourself when you were done.
Good job.
.
roll
let's go, 000
>>750883725
welp here we go
Reroll from beyond the grave for swat team
roll
kill me
sweet roll
>>750886294
YES
i wanna die
no
>>750886317
paramedics brought you back
let it rip
Riperino
>>750883725
FUCKING SHOOT MEE!!
Kill me please.
>>750883725
End me.
>>750883725
SIEG HEIL
>>750886894
fuck im already dead
Yàaaaaargh
Heres to join in on the fun!
Niggers
rullin
>>750883725
lozr
Going for trip 0
>>750883725
how roll?
>>750883725
3 in 1000 to attempt to fight the shooter? /b/ doesnt stand for /bitches/. Most of us want to go down in a blaze of glory.
>>750883725
shooterfag here, you can't join me because OP is a faggot
>>750883725
Please let me die
Rollllll
>>750883725
*rolls behind you*
*unsheathes dubs*
>>750883725
Shot me dead nigger.
Turns out I am the shooter
Rolly roll
>>750883725
newfag here, where is the roll button
roll
>>750883725
Rolling. also wasabi green pea.
>>750889675
in your ass
Roll
Rolling
>>750883725
rollin
Roll
Rollllll pew pew
>>750883725
God walks with me
The Jesus in my bread hardens my body
With my page turned to John, the decisions become apparent.
Roll to join
C'mon already, make it quick.
5 get
K
hi
GO roll
Why not
>>750883725
Rollerino
>>750883725
Rolling.
Git got gud boiz
>>750883725
But I just ordered a kebab
Rollu
>>750883725
yo lets team up you fedorafaggoid
Your wife isn't real, now fight me faggot.
Rolll
rrrrrrr
Roll
End it already
>>750883725
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES
Rolllllll
Please end my life
roll
Roll
>>750883725
Till
Rolll
>>750883725
You know a retard made this post because shooting back is not an available option
Rollll
roll
Rol
roll
>>750883725
roll
>>750883725
000 or 11 to 55 dubs
>>750883725
Cant we just.... get along?
COME ON NOW. THERE'S NO NEED TO GET VIOLENT.
roll
rolling
Rollerino
rollin
>>750883725
Rollex
roll
I always survive
>>750883725
rolling to the cafeteria
>>750893825
Not this time
heil satan
Roll
>>750883725
000 GET
ROLL
Rollo
But i had the gun
Roll
>>750883725
Check em?
>>750883725
>Can you keep it down over there? I'm trying to eat!
>>750895555
indeed check'd
>>750895555
Checkd
>>750883725
Only faggots that don't own guns will roll. I'd shoot the fucker dead in his tracks.
>>750883725
Role me
>>750895555
гhere is the shooter
also spared
>>750883725
omae wa mou shinderou
Always carrying, let's see if I get a shot off
>>750893087
thats because of gun free zones
blame libtards
>>750895555
SWAT SUMMONED
Shit
really, another roll thread? rolling btw
Here we go
123344554re
>>750897241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SHPsON0gTg
Roll
>>750883725
I died
YOU ARE A SWAT MEMBER -
ROLL FOR YOUR DESTINY -
1~5 ZERG RUSH
6~9 THIS IS SPARTA
0 IM IN UR BASE KILLIN UR COLLATERAL
11~55 OLD MEMES JUST KICKED IN YO
66~99 OMGWTFBBQ
00 IMMA FIRIN MY LAZAR BOOOOOM MUWAHAHHAHAHA
TRIPS - GO BACK IN TIME TO 2007 AND PREVENT 9/11
Roll you guys are alright
Rolllllllll
>>750883725
Roll
Natural 20
>>750883725
Its a false flag
>>750883725
Roll
>>750883725
shoot me
roll
Weeeeeeeeeeee.....
Boom
>>750883725
They call me the dancer for a reason
>>750900813
Well I'm dead.
>>750883725
What do we have here?
>>750883725
BARREL ROLL!!
>>750883725
Why is notch shooting at me? :(
>>750883725
Hav merci pls
Survival activate
Rooolllll
Rolo
>>750901088
Holy shit, played it perfectly.
FOR ME GOD IS SUFFICIENT, COME AT ME FAGGOT
I die for my country !
>>750901277
I DID NOT WISH TO PLEAD FOR MY LIFE KILL ME NOW
Fuck you terrorists
Roll of all time.
>>750901431
I AM AT PEACE IN HEAVEN
kill me already
>>750883725
fuck me in the ass if I'm gonna let this neckbearded faggot ruin MY day
>>750883725
I accept my fate
Rollie pollie
>>750883725
I hope I'm taken out in a sweet sweet hat.
>>750883725
Roll
rorr
Kms hqhq
>>750901950
that was close
Fuck everyone.
>>750883725
Alloha is small
>>750883725
lool
ALLAHUAKBAR
>>750883725
so hard ryt now
>>750883725
rerolling
kts
>>750883725
they see me Rollin'
They hatin'
Patrollin'
They tryna catch me rydin' durty...
Come at me bro!
forgive me my lord
kill me plz
I believe!
Roll
Roooo
Roliooo
roll ol ol
rolly polly olly
>>750883725
rollin
>>750883725
Let's go
>>750883725
yolo mon
well, fuck me.
