How have girls reacted to your dick, /b/?
Where they happy to see what you got? Any laugh and turn you down?
Share your stories /b/
>>750876365
Kill yourself
lets say last 4 girls...
4th- Woo... you have a dick.... XD
3rd- well i can stroke it... XD
2nd- Nice... Perfect fit.
1st- damn it's huge.
>>750876598
So is that a "I have a tiny penis" kind of response? Or more a "girls have never seen my dick" kinda response?
Most girls I've been with just have ne stick it in and don't say two words about it.
I did date a black girl for a while that seemed like she was surprised at how pink my cock head was though. She used to rub it on her lips and say it was like "putting on my lipstick"
Which was pretty hot
>>750876365
literally every girl/guy has said it's too big for them.
>>750876889
What reaction would you expect? A penis is generally just a penis.
The last 3 girls I slept with have all said my cock was the most amazing they have seen/had. 1 of them had some crazy orgasms, hit the right spot I guess.
Mostly, they got more pleasure from my tongue than anything.
its not huge, but its a great cock. Just under 8" no BS.
Mine looks like OP's pic and my gf in high school and her friend that used to fool around with us used to say my dick looked "cute" and "like a baby bird" and they'd usually ask me to whip it out when we were all bored and they'd usually play with it a bit. Not like all out hj/bj, but like nuzzle and pet it.
I miss high school girls...
>>750877622
t. Dicklet
Every girl has always been impressed by my dick. I've never had a girl not widen her eyes when she's seen it.
>>750876365
Only have I send pictures to girls... the one I send to love it and thinks its awesome and want to meet me. But im to much of a chicken and are still a kissless virgin. Cant take the first step
>>750877104
This. In general girls just grab it. Might make a face like it's nice but don't verbally state any anything in particular they like about it. My wife seems pretty pleased with it.
>>750877993
Another pic... is my dick okay b?
>>750878052
Why does your hand look like a woman's?
old black lady on chatspin yesterday told me "nice dick" and then showed me her saggies ...how many points do I get for that
7inches reporting.
I developed faster than most guys in my age group so when I was 16-18 (brit-bong age of 6 is 16) I got a reputation for having a big cock.
To be honest I got a bit carried away with myself and I basically used to try a woo girls on the basis I had a big dick and other guys didn't.
Which I soon found out stops being impressive unless you're genuinely huge and not just above average.
>>750878052
Do you guys think girls would like it? Anything I should worry about before I pull my pants down?
>>750878143
It's my gf hand... jk its mine and fuck you im a man with a mans hand
>>750878224
That's a suckable cock
>>750878269
All it's missing is nail polish. It's so feminine that I wouldn't mind it stroking mine.
>>750878413
The fuck.. man u sick. Thats kinda gay dont you think?
>19
>at first college dorm party
>people are getting naked and goofing off
>never been naked with anyone else let alone a girl, but decide fuck it, and not miss my chance
>get naked, chill on couch with skinny girl with long hair down to her ass
>we chat it up for a while, eventually start talking about each other's bodies (I say she's pretty, I love her flat stomach, and I point out the neat trim job she did on her bush)
>she asks if she can give my penis a "makeover"
>wtf.jpg
>don't know what she means by this but if a girl is gonna touch my dick sure, why not
>she pulls out her make up bag and has me lay back as she literally puts make up on my dick, creme, powder, she even colors the opening of my foreskin with lipstick
>"there! Now your dick is so pretty, Anon!"
>I have the weirdest boner
>>750876365
beta detected
>>750878477
>>750878224
I guess kind of. I'm just detecting a trap.
>>750876365
>is that it?
>>750877622
How did this start with the fiends? Did I ever have any full put threesomes with them?
>>750879078
Snapchat is Ekko_Ekko
>>750878224
Looks good, very similar to mine actually but I don’t have as much of a curve... u got kik? It’d be fun to compare
Actual fag here, the common response is I'm really big and really veiny, veins are true but the big statement is only because I fuck twinks
>>750876365
There's no niggers where I live, so they didn't said anything bad. I have an average dick. That's it.
>>750878535
Sounds fun actually. Did she suck it after or help u cum?
>>750879273
I would, but I don't have one.
I’ve been told I’m a lot thicker than they thought I would be. I’m kind of skinny so I guess girls think it will be skinny as well but it’s pretty thick and 6.5 long. Also been told it looks really nice like very proportional and ‘pretty’ I guess some guys have some pretty mangled cocks that don’t look nice
>>750878675
This. What's your reason for detecting this, anon?
>>750879392
same here
>>750879452
After the make up thing, I ended up drawing on her back and tits with body markers, nothing ever went past that though
>>750879664
Damn u didn’t ask to paint her pussy ?? Was she getting wet?
>>750879327
No. Only snapchat. Add Ekko_Ekko
First girl I had sex with told me "you have to go easier on me with that thing!"
Another one shined up and said "ooh, both hot and hung"
But mostly it's along the lines with "damn that's a thick one"
Here's a secret for you virginfags, women don't find penises attractive. Don't worry about that, just learn how to use it and toil be fine.
Only been laughed at once but that was cause i couldnt get hard after drinking jack daniels for about 20 hours
>>750879797
Fuck yeah! Do u have kik?
>>750879241
>Did I ever have any full put threesomes with them?
What did you mean by this???
Anywho, we all started fooling around together cause the three of us would just always hang out after school at my gf's place and we were horny teenagers.
We never had a three way, but we used to play strip games together, and my gf's friend used to masturbate in front of us.
From the striping games we just started casually touching each other. I'd fuck my gf, but she didn't feel comfortable with me and her friend having sex, she was fine with the light touching though which was fine by me.
>>750880052
That’s hot man, did the friend orgasm when she would masturbate? How did their pussys compare to each other?
My dick is about 6.3 inches long but only 4.7 in girth and it feels fucking thin. My girlfriend loves it and I regularly make her cum but fucking hell do I feel tiny. Jesus, looking at you guys here is depressing. Some of your dicks look like coke cans, and mines more like a toothpaste tube.
Plus, I have phimosis lol.
>>750880561
But do u have kik?i asked my gf if mine was smaller would u rather lose length or girth and she said length, I guess further is what feels the best for her
>>750880235
Lol glad my dumb high school stories are up your alley, Anon. I mean I don't remember every detail cause this was probably 15 years ago now, but my gf's friend used to have one of those small white pocket vibes that she would carry around with her, and she would just ask my gf if it was cool if she used it and would just go to town in front of us while me and my gf would play stuff like tony hawk pro skater. My gf was a cute chubby girl, and our friend was kinda a skinny hippie chick. My gf used to shave because I told her having a bush made it hard to eat her out, and she loved me eating her out so she'd always shave for me. Hippie girl had a bush like fuzzy underpants and pit hair to match lol
Once I remember they rubbed icey hot on my junk while we watched lord of the rings because they wanted to see my reaction.
That was... An experience.
>>750880760
DisposableDick is my user
>>750880561
>phimosis
How does you gf feel about that?
Any pics?
I've had a couple tell me it's big, but on average most girls are only mildly impressed. That's okay though
>>750881103
She legitimately does not care, just wants to make sure I'm comfortable all the time. To be completely honest with you, it hardly affects me. Blowjobs feel great, handjobs, jacking off. Sex is uncomfy if it gets pulled back too hard but 95% of the time it's great. We have sex all the time, oral, so yeah she doesn't care. Like I said, she loves my dick, it's just myself that's insecure about it.
I'm in work ATM but add me on kik and I'll shoot you a picture when I can. DisposableDick
>>750879574
Humiliation, stupid. Try to fit in a little bit, mkay?
>>750876365
So far all except one just went completely silent, and the one that didn't loudly exclaimed "holy SHIT!"
I like either reaction, feels good man.
>>750876365
Always stoked. Not the longest, just under 8" long but 6" around with a big head. Once she sees it, guaranteed I'm getting in there.
>>750881336
No, I think this is a gay thread, retard.
>pic related
18, I've only fucked 10 chicks, and a few have said I'm the biggest guy they've been with. I kinda doubt it, considering I'm not that big.
Can my pecker still grow /b/?
Current gf was a former lesbian who decided to "take a chance on me"
>moment of truth
>she undoes my pants, pulls my boxers down
>*cue "b-ooOOo-ing!" sound effect*
>she cracks up laughing
>I ask her if everything is okay, she says yeah, it's just dicks are "So fucking weird"
>takes her time, examined how everything works
>she says "So it's like a big clit?"
>almost cute in her attempt to figure out how a cock works
>she is rubbing the head with the palm of her hand
>never seen that method, but it feels good so hey, whatever works I guess?
She's got the hang of things now, but god damn the first couple months were awkward as fuck
>Several girls told me that it was big
>I thought that was a thing all the girls say because courtesy
>Then i was fucking some really slutty one from tinder and the condom broke
>No problem anon, i´m on the pill, but what size of condom do you use?
>Dunno, the regular one
>What, whith that (pointing to my penis) you need a bigger size
>And that was the day i found that i have a huge cock
>girl finds out I'm uncut
>she asks to see it
>show her
>she pulls my skin back and forth over the head a couple of times
>she says "woah that's cool!"
>thanks I guess???
>"can I try something?"
>sure
>mfw she blows into the end of my foreskin like a fucking balloon
she gagged
>>750883215
Why does it seem like it's girls who write these greentext stories.
>>750876365
They usually put it in their mouth.
>>750884732
Do you think girls are masquerading as guys to learn the secrets of our dicks, Anon?
This is mine anons, just turned 18 and still a virgin so I'm not sure :/
>>750885228
I can tell you're 7.5 inches Anon.
>>750885306
Is that good anon?
It's just 13cm, about avg in girth.
first girl I hooked up felt wasn't really excited, she knew it's not big and felt loose as if you had a glove on your dick, so it sucked. Felt like a ruined day when I went back home.
Current gf wasn't baffled or disappointed, came hard and several times from it and it's definitely more intense biz than 2 fingers.
She had a bigger guy once, but never came from sex before at all, while I get her dizzy and shaking, so...
I guess it's a 3/6, satisfying, but not amazing.
More about the technique than the size tbh. Had to repeat several times I've barely gotten experience to make her believe me.
>>750877253
I wish I could laugh harder at this obvious attempt to hide your virginity.
>>750885373
Yes.
>>750885390
My cock
>>750885465
Thanks!
>>750885147
I'm really not sure, but there's something really feminine about these stories and the way they're typed.
>>750883215
Anon is right.
This sounds like a girl writing this shit.
Like not even being able to think what having a dick means.
>>750885228
Damn you look very similar to me it's crazy. Like, our dicks are fucking identical, I'm 18, kissless virgin but only slightly skinnier
>>750885795
also, no homo
>>750885408
>I wish I could laugh harder at this obvious attempt to hide your virginity.
This comment makes no sense. Can you say one thing about me that would suggest you know what you're talking about?
>>750885795
Add me on kik anon, capman_samata
I'm curious to see how wee measure up
i wish my cock was longer and thicker but no girls have complained about it
>>750876365
"So thats what you've been hiding from me" Lowers my pants so quickly she scratches the shit out of the sides of my legs and then proceeds to deepthroat me and swallow my load. Mind you i'd had not jerked it in a week but she took it all in like a champ. Then i woke up.
>>750885730
What does "having a dick" mean, Anon?
last woman i fucked was a qt milf from work, there had been two years of flirting and sexual tension so when she straddled me and sank her pussy down onto my cock and let out an involuntary 'jeeeesus chrrrrist' before riding me hardstyle it was pretty hot
>>750886503 that's a big lie and you know it
>>750879244
MODS
>>750879244
that's a big lie and you know it
>>750885730
>Like not even being able to think what having a dick means.
seems like you've watched too much porn, boy
>>750886297
In the society I live in, it means having less privileges and a harder life.
if ur huge or ur cock just looks good and thick they will compliment or light up because it makes them easier to be aroused just like big tits work for men
if not they will just suck it
>>750886729
Not him, but you'll have to explain this one.
>>750886578
it's not. it's a relatively mundane story.
>>750886881
you'll have to suck my penis
>>750886729
>>750886881
I'll attempt to analyze it:
He said
>Like not even being able to think what having a dick means.
This means that the writer did not understand how it feels to have a dick. When he said "what having a dick means", he obviouisly did not talk about the meaning of having a dick as in the philosophical question, but more in the lines of the personal meaning, the implications, of having a dick.
And then she responded:
>seems like you've watched too much porn, boy
This seems to indicate she thinks he doesn't know enough about real world sex because he's been fooled by pornography. She's basically saying that he's lacking knowledge about sex. But how is this a response? It really isn't a direct response to his statement, or a refutement of his statement, but more of an insult.
>>750886503
That does sound pretty hot, whether it's true or not. What else did she say as she took it?
What was deleated???
An ex said she was happy when she first as it becaue it was big and stuff. She would show her girlfriends pics of it and she said they all liked it, even her sister.
Another ex fuck buddy would say shit like "I want that big dick of yours"
Another ex said it wouldn't fit in her mouth when I was about to nut because it would swell up
Another ex said something like "oh you don't need to worry about that when the discussion of my dick size came up
That's all I remember as an old fag. Fucked a new chick Saturday and she didn't say anything about it...
Wether they are being honest or just being nice it's still cool. I know what I got and it's nothing huge, just little bigger than average of say.
first time i tried to have sex i couldnt get it up
like the moment my girl started sucking me my dick went off
it worked the second time around but i think i might have issues in that regard cuz it has happened again
i lost my virginity really late (24) and i'm extremely insecure
any tips on how to get instant boners?
I have 3 younger sisters, growing up we saw each other nude a lot, even showered together pretty often. they would still always sneak a peak though
>>750886503
>riding me hardstyle
>>750887274
>she
nice try, anon
>>750878052
Your dick isn't just okay. It's actually amazing. In terms of this, you have nothing to worry about at all lol.
>>750887280
not much else on that occaison barring general fucking sounds, moaning etc. as we were getting near the finish she said ' why dont you cum all over my tits, get right over them' which was again pretty hot.
>>750887520
did I fail?
>>750884599
W-What does that feel like?
>>750881779
More pics pls.
>>750887274
I see. But why would he need real life experience with all of this if he has a dick? I suppose I should be asking her because you're simply relaying what you think she meant. The pornography part still doesn't make a lot of sense to me. However, I do think you're right to refer to this anon as "she" because it's obviously a femanon.
I'm the first anon to think these greentext stories are by femanons, by the way.
Several girls have said nothing, a few have remarked "It's wide" or "it's uncircumcised" one was suprised it wasn't bigger but specifically mentioned that it would do the job.
One girl told me years after we dated that the first few weeks we started having sex it hurt and she felt stretched out afterwards, and was suprised because she was sure her pervious boyfriend was bigger. I also had a girl who was otherwise cool talk shit about how I had a substandard pecker. Funny because I used to make her have shuddering orgasms that would leave her exhausted. Maybe she was an excellent actress. Lol. So overall positive dick feedback.
What do y'all think of mine
>>750888162
That thing is no frills. But what the hell do I know, I'm not a sissy or a 3DPD.
>>750888310
Lmao wat? What do you mean by no frills?
>>750888800
You've never heard that expression?
>>750889103
Nope, but I'm thinking it means nothing special
>>750889355
Yes. It looks like mine, but less hairy.
>>750889792
Right on. It's average I guess. It doesn't look that thick but it's 5.5" girth. 6 inches length
>>750887406
How old were u when u would see each other and shower together?
>>750887942
How’s it make u feel when she said her ex was bigger?
>>750877562
>Just under 8" no BS.
that a pretty good size. if its girth 6" then its oficially huge huge. Mine is 7'5" and totally average girth. looks a lil smallish but every girl I fucked fall in love. One even peeped on me and when she saw my dick she wanted sex so yeah.
>>750889974
Yes. In reality it is average, despite what others may claim due to porn. It looks the way mine used to before it became beat up from jerking. It's not so smooth anymore. No homo, but what do the balls look like?
>>750881779
wow thats a big ass dick. Wtf girth?
Pics required, nohomo
Been told mine is nice looking, not really sure why but whatev?
"Go easy please..."
>>750876365
they haven't
>>750876365
M wife first saw my dick back in grade 9 on a camping trip. She hated me back then and I hated her. We were playing truth or dare with some other people and she got dared to jerk off a few guys. When it was my turn she took me into the woods and pulled down my pants. She called it the "smallest and ugliest thing" she had ever seen...
>>750876813
......
You're a fag
THATS THE BIGGEST CROCK OF SHIT IVE EVER HEARD
>>750876365
fuck that's one ugly dick
>>750876365
I wish one would react like this to mine.
Pic related
>>750890168
Pretty turned on tbh, it's arousing to imagine a superior cock stretching her out and enjoying it for itself.
>>750884599
Kek'd
> Date Jewish girl
> Discovers I am uncut
> Date for like 3-4 months
> She constantly talks about getting me circumcised
> Says she will let me cum inside her if I get cut
> Agree, she knows a doctor
> She tells doctor exactly how she wants me cut: Tight, scar ring really low on shaft,
> Get cut
> 1 month of toture
> Finally ready to fuck and cum inside her.
> When I get hard I can feel how tight my circumcision is.
> Enter her vagina. Cum instantly.
> 4 months later, every time I have sex now I cum instantly.
> When my cock pulsates during orgasm it stretches my shaft skin from my tight circumcision.
> She dumps me for now being a premature ejaculator.
> Left with a tightly cut cock that cums instantly everytime....
Don't do what women say.
>>750890691
She didn’t jerk u guys off at the same time? Did she make all of u cum?
>>750881033
Icy hot is my lotion.
>>750891036
Ya bro I bet, I always ask my gf about he pat ones she’s had and she says I’m the biggest but I wish she got strentch out more just so I could hear about it being hard for her to take
Rate this
>>750887942
Do u usually ask girls what they think of it ?
>>750891224
No, back then we all thought it was gay if we saw each other's dick out.
And yes, she did. It was only four guys she had to make cum. Didn't take her long.
>>750890404
Like so
>>750891174
You are an idiot, and you don't deserve any amount of the cock you have left
what about mine guys
>>750891174
How did she know so much about what kind of cut she wanted? Is that like common knowledge for Jewish girls?
>>750891445
That’s a lot of cum where did u all cum? Did she use their cum as lube for u?
>>750890950
Whats that from?
>>750891800
From a porno
>>750891703
She had a fetish for it, liked them a certain way. I am not gonna lie, at the time it was really hot. I still often fap to the thought of her talking to the doctor about how she wanted me cut. I can pretty much cum without even touching my dick now, it has something to do with how tight my cut is.
>>750891876
Alright, but which one?
>>750891791
She swallowed everyone's else's except mines apparently because she didn't like me at the time. I ended up just blowing a load onto the ground.
And no, she did not use their cum as lube for me.
>>750891345
Smol / 10
Looks about 4 inches?
no reaction
>>750891972
It's from my old home videos. I'm the lucky retard in this.
>>750891879
>>750891174
This is my cock now.
>>750892061
Are you serious? That's a very average penis.
>>750876365
>blessing of god
In her original portuguese
Everytime she unwrapped it
>>750892295
Wow she cut down so far ! Was the soc a man or woman? Where did u get the surgery done?
>>750892295
i'd do so much to have that in me right now.
>>750892456
Woman, got it done in New York. She was a Jewish girl so I guess it only makes sense she knew a doctor or two. She was a family friend of hers of some sort.
>>750892514
Well if it was I would last maybe 3-5 seconds at most...
bmpp
This thread got real gay real fast
>>750891174
tell that to yourself pal. 99% of the people you're talking to right now aren't straight up retarded enough to cut off a body part at the urge of a walking vagina
My gf said that she didn't know dicks could curve until she saw mine
>>750892593
wow dude they cut like half your cock off. hope it was worth it
>>750890094
They are 3, 5 &6 years younger. I showered with them frequently until they were 10ish, more so when they were younger and would need help. even in their teens i saw them nude quite a bit, only showered together once in a while though.
>>750876813
Proofs! Or you're just a ambassador of faggotry
>>750893484
I have better orgasms than I have ever had before. Problem is I cum instantly now. I used to last a normal amount of time before that. Still, something about the skin being tight makes me cum.
>>750878143
White people pal, I mean white males, they're a lil bit femenine fine and delicate human beings
>>750892593
Was it hot being there with them looking at it and talking about it? Did u get hard in front of them?
>>750893555
So u we’re like 16? Did u eve get hard in front of them? Did they have any hair ?
>>750893746
Ya man I’m cut and I have a hard time lasting for more than 5 mins unless I go really slow, I always wonder if it’s because I’m cut
>>750893947
Agreed
>>750894135
Yeah it was very hot actually, still fap to it. I did get hard, but that was a good thing because the doctor needed to measure how much skin to remove. My ex insisted it be as tight as possible. She had a thing for cock that didn't have any shaft movement, said it feels best inside her.
It was hot to see both my ex and the doctor seem to have so much fun deciding how to circumcised me. The doctor kept grabbing me by the glans/head while she pulled my foreskin back to make some measurements, it was pretty hot.
>>750879797
Hot.
>>750876365
This is actually my favorite thing to save to my brains spank bank. Got genetically lucky: 7.5" long and 7.25" girth.
- "holy fuck is that going to fit?"
- "I'm sorry, i think you're literally too big for my asshole"
- "I love your big cock daddy"
- "fuck, you have a nice dick. good job on genetics man. it's fucking huge and it made me cum really fast"
- *speechless, hands covering her mouth and eyes wide* (twice, once a tiny little skinny polish girl did this and another time my cute babyfaced thin jewish fwb)
I've got a pretty big dick. Out of everyone who has seen it only one has mentioned anything about it. And it was after a year of dating.
>>750876365
"omg. it's so big"
>>750894762
some girls know not to inflate the guys ego.
>>750894209
they saw me hard quite a few times but i didnt really care, neither did they. they all started getting hair around 9 but shaved/trimmed it really short when 12+
>>750876365
Nothing too insane
It's 7.1 but for the sake of ease I just say its 7
Don't really get comments on it tho, which isn't too big a deal.
>>750894583
>"fuck, you have a nice dick. good job on genetics man. it's fucking huge and it made me cum really fast"
Hnngg it's godly when girls praise your genetics. Did you have anymore like that?
Most girls say something like "damn"
My cumshots always surprise them because I usually cum 2-3 times without stopping and can shoot over their head when I pull out from their pussy
Man I have a small dick and by that I mean really small, my ex was ok with it and we had sex quite regularly, maybe it's because she was a virgin as was i we were together for 2 years until she left the country.
But nowadays I'm even scared to get in a relationship just to get rejected because I have a small penis.
>>750895506
how big?
>>750894369
What did u do to get hard? Did the doc help with that?
'wow it's so big'
'ye... too bad i haven't used it more'
virginity lost at the sad age of 26
>>750894979
Did u ever fap in front of them? Can u describe what their pussys looked like? We’re they similar
>>750890706
>small dick detected
I like how you don't even think it's in the realm of possibility to have a dick that's above average in size.
>>750895479
Would like to see that, u have kik?
>>750895586
Was hard before I even took it out. Just them talking about it for the first few mins got me hard as a rock.
>>750895826
Hahaha what did thy say when u pulled it out and u were hard?
>>750895551
8cm or 3 something inches
>>750894964
Exactly. I'm sure some will just openly say how they're impressed etc. But from my experience they don't really mention it
>>750895864
Well at first the doc said I needed to get an erection so she could measure the shaft to remove the right amount. She had a pill for me to take to help, but wasn't necessary.
>>750895881
If you've got a willing doctor and money to spare
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3214853/
>>750895800
What do you wanna see?
One girl asked if it was in yet
one said "its okay but i was expecting more"
One said "i think ive been with 14 guys now and i can definitely say two of them wrre smaller than you"
Otherwise they say nothing
I never thought i was that small but after the last girl i have no desire to fuck ever again
>>750895964
Nah, honestly im perfectly content with my life, I make ok money I have hobbies that keep me busy and friends to lean on.
If I do ever fall in love enough and it's reciprocal it probably won't t even matter tha much I hope.
But thanks for the link
>>750895973
Ur cum shot
Most are very enthusiastic, others like it's any other dick. Only had one who said she'd had bigger
>>750895800
>>750896291
I can hit the ceiling of an ordinary room when I go a week or longer without cumming.
>>750885870
That you have made the most empty response one could possibly make.
The question was how women react to a penis, and your reply was "a penis is a penis".
And women are women.
That's as free of meaning, knowledge or experience as a statement can possibly be.
>>750886297
What does it mean to have arms?
That's not my implication.
You grow up with a penis, it's something obligatory to have for a man, and not being written around like that.
>>750886729
Yeah, no, I'm >>750885408
My sex isn't that comical, satiric or a like a novel.
We're telling experiences here, not writing pathetic fanfics, like you do. I don't care if you're a sad cunt or an insecure faggot, but you're just rising my pity for you further with every reply.
>>750896520
Can I get ur kik so I can see?
>>750896291
>>750896632
You reply almost 3 hours later?
>meaning, knowledge or experience
I think you take sex too serious, bud. I just don't think most women are going to be bug-eyed, like out of some porno, after seeing a penis.
>>750897033
Damn anon, you should shoot it all inside a girl instead. You'd fill them up until it leaks out
>>750897033
That’s a huge one!! I wanna see a vid
>>750894583
>7.5 long and 7.25 girth
what's it like having a square dick?
>>750897214
>>750897218
Anyone else suspicious that these two came at the same time right after him and that the number of posters stayed the same?
>>750896845
Sorry, I should have added that I'm not that anon you were first speaking with. And I wish I had a kik to show you. I also wish I could give you a big facial, as it sounds like you would like that.
Pic related is how I shoot when I go a week or longer without cumming.
>>750897334
I'm one of the posters, his load is huge so I commented on it. The other one is obviously the person who asked in the first, of course it didn't go up
>>750897033
>>750897214
I do sometimes, but I like the visual better
>>750897218
I don't have the video on my phone, but it was 8 spurts of cum some even got on her feet
>>750894583
Stop lying man those are so fucking scripted. Also gl with your fucking square dick. Minecraft looking mother fucker.
>>750897446
Thanks for putting the dummy in his place. Math is hard sometimes
>>750897334
But it would just mean that they had both posted before. Most people lurk after posting.
>>750897069
Kek
First off, you are wrong. I care about sex in the way that I'm exchanging experiences here, not fetishes or fanfics.
>I just don't think most women are going to be bug-eyed, like out of some porno, after seeing a penis.
You're aware you just admitted that you're speaking from theory and not experiences?
That's what I'm on about. You're bullshitting and you're trying to keep me low on calling you out, an that with a pathetically bad display.
>>750897334
anon penis envy isn't healthy
>>750897656
What the hell is your problem?
>you're speaking from theory and not experiences
We're talking about women's reactions to penises, not about science.
Do you think the eyes of the bitch in my pic is going to pop out of her head if I were to unzip my pants and reveal a large dick?
>>750897069
THIS >>750895990
or THIS >>750895479
THESE are realistic replies that don't sound like crap fiction or lies.
And that my reply took time:
I have a life, for your information. I was cooking.
>>750898304
Well, I wish you would cook me a steak after giving me a blowjob.
>>750897033
Noice
>>750898295
>We're talking about women's reactions to penises, not about science.
Exactly, which is why we're speaking out of experience and not theory, dumbass.
We don't think "how it would be", we tell what happened, which is why we like to be anonymous, so we don't have an image or ego to boost.
We're not asking you "what would a girl be like if it were to react to your dick?"
We're asking how girls react to your penis.
Do you have a clear answer to that, or do you wish to waste further time?
i've never had any complaints... never had a woman see my penis, but at least i've never had any complaints
>>750898467
You lack creativity, quit making ideas from the things I did to your mother.
>>750898739
Noice
>>750892295
you let a woman mutilate your cock and didn't think it'd be terrible?
>>750886297
Is her name Faye?
>>750898796
Trust me, if you saw my mother, you wouldn't feel horny. Now get to sucking my juicy cock and cooking my juicy steak. I like it cooked well done.
>>750898698
>Do you have a clear answer to that, or do you wish to waste further time?
They don't really "react" other than wanting to slurp on it in the same way you probably do.
>>750897481
Here is a link to my tumblr, mostly OC
>>750879610
Any pics of you fucking twinks?
>>750899061
>>750899499
>give honest answer about girls I fucked, cuz I'm anonymous
>ask other anonymous person to do the same
>"suck my dick"
Weak
>>750899499
Nice dubs tho, checked.
Y’all cut guys are crazy, its really hard for me to cum. Im 5’7 and 19. Three girls have said Ive got a big or larger than most dick. 2 were sluts and the other idk. Im ruffly 6 ins. All the other girls have said my cum tastes good which is lit.
>>750876365
Is that it?!?!??
:-(
>>750900258
5 ins is bout avg, every guy who's got a small dick rounds up a bit to boost their ego so keep that in mind with the avg number
I’ve been told my dick is both nice and big on multiple occasions by different grills
>>750876365
>>750876365
"Aw, it IS cute. Now bend over and grab your ankles."
God I love my life.
>>750876365
not once in my life. and I gotta say, i'm nothin special. by the time a girl gets to see my dick (I don't send dick picks until after it's been inside of them) then they like you enough to fuck you. you're fine. don't obsess about it.
>>750900193
Sorry, you're right. I'm just really horny right now. But good luck finding females who will react like pic related, because they probably never will.
Very tall and used to be over weight so it looked like a nub chode and most girls wouldnt even react until i put it in. Wide eyed and most whimper
>>750900676
>>750900561
I thought the average is 4.7 in. Im not boasting my ego. Just giving my perspective.
>>750882273
Take better care of your dick dude, it's all chapped and cracking. Pretty unusual for a natural guy
>>750876365
7"x6"
Everyone I've fucked has wanted me to fuck them again
>>750900618
And just how many of the dicks in this thread do you want to take?
>>750876365
Woman were surprised and even denied sometimes anal, because it hurt. I have 17.5 cm and more than average thickness (dont know the correct term for it now). Woman were pleased, but length, etc. isnt everything. You need to have experience and technique. Going with the flow, you know what Im saying?
And yes, I use metric system aka the superior system. Convert your self. Its around 7 inches long.
>>750901048
What's this everyone guy's name?
>>750901201
God, like all of them. I've had my mouth open reading like half of the thread. It's been great.
>>750900647
I know, I never thought that either. I especially not because I'm aware that I'm barely average.
They always react normally to it, and don't take long to touch it, that's it.
Now post tits or jerk off, you're a bother.
>>750880561
Phimosis sucks man, i have it too
>>750877562
>>750890372
You guys have some insecurities if you think and mention that 7-8 inches isnt huge. Makes me wonder why. Definitely weird.
>>750900821
I just go by "anything above 3 in does the job, 5 is about avg, 7 is big".
I'm 4.something tbh but it seems satisfying to women, so I'm not insecure about it
>>750902007
I get you. Theres no reason to be insecure if your getting laid. That is a good enough ego boast haha
All girlfriends and flings have admired the length and girth. Last chick that I’ve banged pulled cock out and said “it’s always the skinny guys with the huge dicks”. Then jammed it into her mouth.
Idk.
>>750882273
ugly
Only ever been with 2 girls and both thought it was good... I'm only 5.25 and they though mine was nice, could be because I've got a lot of girth though
fuck - marry
suck - broke up because she was crazy
suck - marry - divorce, my mistake
suck - Let's swing together
suck
fuck
suck
suck
suck
orgy
orgy
full swap
suck
fuck - broke up with swinger chick
suck - new fuck buddy
suck - marry (current status)
Each line represents the reaction and result from a different girl.
>>750903004
I know I left some out. But most of the time everything starts with a blowjob.
I remember a chatroom get together sauna event where one of the members was also just fooling around filming the event and at one point was had secretly also filmed me in the shower. Later the women who saw the video were baffled how big it was flaccid. I was still virgin at that time 22-23 or so.
20 cm at that skinnier time was 8 inches? Now probably ca inch off with beer belly and excess weight.
I had few fuckbuddies who always seemed to find time almost everytime I was in the mood and would even come for just bj edgeing sessions. No one really complemented me besides just saying it's big, but they seemed to enjoy a lot of it.
On girl enjoyed deepthroating but grabbed her throat every time I managed to go all in. Seems it was still a bit painful as her teeth scraped my dick as well at that moment. But we still enjoying the sessions few times a year.
>>750876813
Similar
1st its perfect size but angled wierd
2nd pretty big
4th long but angled wierd
5th good angle
Other 4 say nothin
>>750903371
>Some bullshit /b/ I plan on dumping her I don’t want some used up mud shark.
They ALL are. Leave her hoping to find a pure girl and you'll be lonely forever.
>>750893947
This they male good traps.....cant trust any light skinned girl pics.....fuckin fags...never fappin here again
>>750894583
No way can u be that wide...pornstars are 6inch girth.
Tyrone?
>>750895990
How big is your dick?
>>750897804
Pajeet how big
>>750876365
Compliments.
>>750879797
nice crab hand faggot try again
>>750904687
this makes me feel sick
>>750876365
neither of my sexual partners said anything except the most recent(current) who said it was too big but idk how
>>750885228
Damn anon. Those dish aint gonna wash themselves.
>>750901723
>post tits
Okay
>jerk off
Could you help me?
>>750876365
>Where they happy to see what you got
Yes, though many are surprised by me being uncut.
They also like the fact it bends slightly to the right, so I can use it as I please to spoon them as they come.
Talking about her last boyfriend
Had a girl call me balloon boy cos of my foreskin, that was nice. Then again the first girl that ever saw my dick nicknamed me "jumbo".
