Go now /b/
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Go now /b/
>>750842950
Wish I had a family
I wish I wasn't living a life of failures
>>750843010
But the family will not be yours, you are adopted regardless of your current age
I wish I had a qt3.14 trap gf
>>750843010
Granted, but your family are niggers on welfare
>>750843010
granted but ur gay
>>750843086
but you will be autistic
>>750843086
You will succeed in life...
...but you will be a kike
>>750843170
granted but all traps are gay.
>>750843170
granted
>>750843170
granted but itll be a double trap
have fun in pussy
I wish I had a cookie.
I wish i wasn't a virgin
I wish OP wasnt a faggot
I wish the world we live in isn't as fucked up as it is
>>750843297
Granted but it fell in the milk
>>750843086
Granted. Now you will witness your failures from a 3rd person view, helpless to intervene.
>>750843298
granted, but you lost your virginity to your stepfather
>>750843010
Granted. You are now host to a botfly larvae.
>>750843298
Granted but your virginity was taken by your uncle
>>750843408
/thread
>>750843334
Granted, but youre a faggot
I wish the herp chilled out
>>750843334
Op is always a faggot.
You now have permenantly lactating man tits that ooze mayonnaise.
i wish i had a reason to wake up in the morning
>>750843086
You will succeed at something, but it will be killing yourself.
>>750843345
Granted. But we no longer live on this world.
>>750843334
Granted. You are now forbidden from posting on 4chan.
I wish I hadn't made so many mistakes in my life.
>>750843345
Granted. The world is now more fucked up.
>>750843345
Granted it is now even more fucked up with dragons and lasers and shit tearing up whole continents
>>750843297
Granted but its a sugar cookie
>>750843345
Granted, but it's even more fucked up:
>>750843527
Granted. The one thing you are proud of now never happened. You probably didn't realize it was a mistake...
>>750843527
Granted. Instead you ARE the mistake
>>750843462
Granted, but now you're going to have something in common with Freddy Mercury. HIV.
>>750843345
Granted. You're now dead and we don't have to live with you anymore.
I wish I could go back to drinking regular cow milk.
I wish I was fucking dead.
>>750843673
Granted. But now you can only drink cow milk.
I wish for a free, clean and untampered 10$AUD note wich would be given to me by a friendly stranger with no expectation of me reciprocating or returning the favour in any way.
>>750843698
Granted but you're brain dead
I wish my wishes were incorruptible...
>>750843698
Granted. But you are now a ghost
>>750843698
granted but you come back to life the next day
>>750843698
Granted. Now you're a reincarnation of yourself, because you're karma's bitch and karma isn't done with you.
>>750843776
Granted, but now you're a faggot, so it doesn't matter.
>>750843495
Granted, but your reason is your addiction to male-to-female transsexual dart porn.
>>750843776
Granted. But now your thoughts are corruptible.
>>750843673
Granted, but it will never be appealing to you
>>750843776
Granted. But now you can't wish for anything.
>>750843170
Yes, but shell actually have a vagina and enjoy things like "Scott Pilgram vs the World" n shit.
>>750843698
Granted. You appear in a morgue with a raging boner.
Wish I could get trips
I wish I could go back in time and reverse my ex's brother from committing suicide.
>>750843574
you cunt
>>750843739
Granted, but Australia faces a sudden and irreversible bout of hyperinflation.
>>750843958
Granted. He dies in a car crash the next day
>>750843776
Granted, but that was your one wish so you pretty much wasted your wish. Good job, retard.
>>750843939
Granted, but you will realize how unfulfilling it was to your life.
>>750843939
NOT granted, and your mom dies in her sleep if you are reading this and don't respond.
>>750843958
Granted but your ex still became depressed, sorry anon
wish i'd have $100k
>>750843958
Granted. Now your ex leaves you for her brother...
>>750843958
Granted. Instead of him committing suicide, he shoots you and is lauded as a local hero for preventing a home invasion.
>>750844036
Granted, but yours dies for real
>>750844056
Granted, but you get $100k in Zimbabwe dollars
>>750843806sounds pretty spooky I like it
>>750844026
Still a better outcome imo
>>750844056
Granted. But you are compelled to gamble it away and accrue an additional $250K of debt.
>>750843843
thats not totally different from now, regrant
>>750843170
14 inch dick and will only accept being on top
If you still consider that a win... fuck idk, it's got superaids.
I wish I could lick a petite asian girl's asshole.
I wish I had aids.
>>750843298
Taken by a horse, roll for anal circumference to find out if the blood loss will kill ya
>>750843878
Fucking shit
>>750844226
Granted. Her name is Ted.
>>750842950
I wish I could be a little more active in my life and get to see my soon to be fiance more.
I wish all niggers immediately die
>>750844251
Granted, but you have two teacher's aids. They're both downies
>>750843354
No problem, just stir the milk a bit to crush it and bam, cookie flavored milk
>>750844251
Granted. You are now required to start threads on 4chan.
>>750844323
Granted, but... Granted.
>>750844226
Granted, but she's a trap into heavy BDSM, role reversal, male chastity and CBT. You spend your life licking a mentality I'll dudes ass, welded into a steel chastity cage.
>>750844323
Granted but now your cotton goes unpicked.
>>750843574
The kind with the frosting or the other kind?
>>750844122
thx i take it
>>750844155
or should i be just dead right away?
moderation please
>>750844323
Granted, but only the really dark African ones die
>>750843086
Then you are kill
>>750844443
The free sample cookies you get from the walmart that no one really wants.
Wish I could make my own band
I wish tumblr, reddit, and 9gag would shut down forever
I wish my novel will be successful.
>>750843698
Your body has died but your brain never will, instead trapped forever in an immobile, rotting carcass, soon to be buried underground where you will whither away in unending agony until the heat death of the universe.
>>750844409
/threadl
>>750844571
Granted, now 4chan and every ither site you used suffers from an sjw influx.
>>750844572
Granted but its banned a year later for making someone kill a famous singer
>>750844572
granted, but only among feminist and niggers
>>750843939
This will be granted sooner than you think.
When it is, all your teeth will fall out.
>>750843739
This will be granted only when you have no other money.
>>750843495
Granted. Your entire house will collapse into a sinkhole tomorrow morning.
I wish to be the sole winner and recipient of the Powerball lottery's jackpot between now and the end of February 2018.
>>750844556
Granted. You're now the lead vocalist of an experimental orchestral emo ska goth industrial punk band that is so Indi, no one's ever hear of it, or ever will.
>>750842950
I wish I could overcome the existential void.
>>750844572
Granted, but the government deems it hate speech and you're thrown into prison.
>>750844571
Granted. ebaumsworld regains popularity :(
>>750844687
Granted but you spend it all on book copies of Paul blart mall cop... So granted.
>>750844402
>Still winning after the corruption
I wish she loved me
>>750844556
Granted, but you have to play Nickelback for the rest of your life
>>750843170
But the bitch is fucking crazy and uses sex only to get what she wants, never looks at you when you 'make love' to her/it, and never makes you a godamn sandwich. Fuck my life..
>>750844687
Granted but you get aids the next day
>>750844722
Granted. You now have Downs Syndrome and a scat fetish.
>>750842950
I wish the person who corrupts my wish will blow their brains out.
>>750844556
granted, but you don't get popular
>>750844775
Granted. Feminine benis.
>>750844545
You monster!
>>750844775
Granted but she has a bigger dick than you
>>750843297
But it's cinnamon raisin
I wish I was invincible
>>750844687
Granted. But you are the only person to even play the power ball so you end up getting your money back with a little less.
I wish to be immortal
>>750844775
Granted, but she only loves you "like a brother"
>>750844823
granted, but you get yours blown out first
>>750843298
Assraped by 7 giant nigger dongs in prison
>>750844823
Granted. You end up blowing your brains out when you find out the gun jammed.
>>750844874
Granted, but you slip into a deep depression due to being incapable of killing yourself.
I wish i wasn,t as autistic and could initiate talk with girls
I wish I was white.
>>750844874
granted, but you will literally live forever, even after the Earth is destroyed, even after the death of the universe, leaving you in a black void for all eternity
I wish I could wish for something
>>750844888
Nice
I wish my mom would stop smoking
>>750844874
Granted but youll live past the end of the world when it blows up.
You'll be floating in space forever.
I mean I just had to say it but whatever, granted.
I wish ny mom dident kill herself when my dad and grandma crashed and die
>>750844818
Great! Thank you, sir!
>>750843297
>>750845009
Granted, but you are a weeabo
>>750844988
Granted. They claim you raped them.
>>750844556
Granted, your now part of an sjw parody band, with a hit single "rape culture" parodying nirvana.
>>750844775
granted, but she has a scat fetish
>>750844556
Granted. Everything possible will go wrong at your first performance, resulting in all members suffering grievous and career-ending injuries.
>>750844722
Granted. You are sealed into your own pocket dimension, over which you have absolute control. You will not be able to move or perceive anything beyond its boundaries, and nothing can enter or perceive into it.
>>750845009
Granted. Vitiligo.
>>750842950
isnt this just the monkey paw?
why all the extra meme
>>750845046
Granted. She died because you didn't reply to that post.
>>750845081
KEK
>>750845035
Granted, but that was your only wish.
>>750845056
dumbass nigger i said that first!
>>750845046
Granted, she died of lung cancer.
>>750844572
Granted, but it leads to a crazy guy becoming obsessed with it, kidnapping you, and torturing you into making unending sequels to his liking.
>>750845058
Granted but your mom beat you so you learned proper spelling and grammar.
I wish I had cancer
I wish everything would go right for once :)
>>750844884
Granted. Your body (excluding your mind) will continue to age and decay indefinitely.
>niggers
>reading novels>>750844666
I wish Hitler came back.
>>750843345
Granted but we now live in another world where niggers and jews rule ohh whait
>>750845213
Granted. You were born in July. You are now a Cancer.
>>750845213
granted, but you die
>>750845058
Granted. Your mom killed herself before everyone else died and she left a note explaining that having to raise you was the primary motivation behind her suicide.
>>750845201
Granted but you're mom's a fag
>>750845213
Granted, but you get over it in a few months. Then you get AIDS.
I wish Milhouse were a meme...
>>750844319
Granted.
That is all.
Fuck you OP.
>>750844884
Granted, you can never die but you still age
>>750844884
Granted. But one day you meet the perfect girl for you. And you two have a child. And shes a perfect little angel. And they age normally. Eventually you see your wife die. Your daughter asks why you dont look older. Then one day she dies to. And you're alone... until you meet another perfect girl. And the cycle repeats.
>>750845287
granted, but he comes back as a communist
>>750845213
Granted and autism too
>>750845251
Granted. You (and everyone else) can only make right-hand turns when walking or driving.
>>750845287
Granted but this time he works with the jews
>>750845322
Granted, but only through people wishing that milhouse was a meme.
>>750842950
I wish I turned into a female every saturday
>>750845287
Granted.
His corpse is now in your bed.
>>750845433
Granted. But unconvincing cross dresser.
>>750845322
MILHOUSE WILL NEVER BE A MEME YOU FAGGOT
>>750845322
Granted. The meme is dead. No one cares, and you should an hero for trying to revive dead memes with pathetic dubs. Next time, go for quint's, faggot.
I wish Hitler was still alive
I Wish to be able to freely fuck any girl in the world whenever I want. And they can't say no.
>>750845433
Granted but you would have your period every time you did.
>>750845433
Granted, but you'll be fat
>>750844319
Granted but it's gonna be spent working out to build muscle to woop the guys ass you walked in on surprising her by coming home early. You also have to see her in couples counseling, marriage, and eventually a drawn out divorce hearing
>>750845433
Granted. You turn into a female salmon, and every Saturday you lay your eggs and die.
>>750845433
Granted. You will undergo the peak of your period every time you are changed, this continues through your entire lifetime.
>>750845498
Granted. But you are now attracted to men.
>>750845497
Granted, but you die during WW III
>>750842950
Immortal, eternal youth at my current age, strong, healthy, powerful, all faculties, same as everything else, will always have access to clean food and water in plentiful supply, nothing can lock me down or impede my freedom of movement or thought, can not be shrunk or enlarged or moved to another planet (staying on earth), and endless supply of pussy. Living in current space-time.
>>750845497
Granted. But he is a vegetable and no one know its him.
>>750845498
Granted, that's called rape anon
I wish traps werent gay
>>750845498
Granted but every other girl in the society you live in has a penis.
>>750845498
Granted, but you can only take it in your ads with a strapon
I wish porn threads would stop
>>750845645
Granted. But now you are.
>>750842950
I wish I wasnt depressed 24/7
>>750845672
Granted. All threads are furry.
>>750845713
Granted, but you become a Chad.
>>750845672
granted but they are replaced with mlp threads
>>750845497
Granted, but he has developed into a freelancing, LGBT-supportive artist instead of a dictator.
>>750845498
Granted. You will die of syphilis, hepatitis and chlamydia all at once after a week.
>>750845672
Granted,but every thread is now YLYL.
>>750845498
Granted. You're trapped in a shitty Sailor Moon rip off anime, where all the women repeatedly rape you to death, then revive you until you lose your mind. Also, your dick is inexplicably missing, so it's strictly anal for you.
>>750845713
Granted. Now you are manic and cant remember anything.
>>750845696
Who said i wasnt daddy
>>750845790
Half win / half win?
>>750844874
You're not the "missile dindn't make a dent" type invincible, your the type which gets put back together magically. You can be shredded, burned, and incinerated down to the smallest speck of grey matter, and in a days time that speck will grow back to your normal size. You feel all the pain, and in the process of reforming each nerve will feel exactly what it felt at the moment of destruction constantly until you are back to 100%. When you get old enough to die naturally this will result in each organ slowly becoming a mound of pain falling apart and putting itself back together every day. The one exception is your nervous system, that stays fully intact and functional forever.
>>750845616
Fuck you. You get none.
I want chicken tendies REEEEEE
>>750845616
Granted, but now all food tastes the same, you cannot orgasm, and everyone else inexplicably finds you offensive and physically repulsive.
I wish white people would get genocided like they did my people all those decades ago.
>>750842950
I want to die immediatly.
>>750845921
Granted but you have to spend all of your good boy points.
>>750845713
Granted. Congress passes a law adding an 8th day to the week.
>>750845921
Granted. You'll receive all the ingredients and supplies to make chicken tenders.
>>750845921
Granted but they're always half frozen
>>750845957
Too bad you didn't wish for it.
>>750845906
You are the devil.
>>750845947
Granted, but you'll be white as well
>>750845921
Granted, but you spent all your good boy points for the year, and now cannot get anything else.
I wish i was. A famous comedian
>>750845947
Granted. They will expediently be replaced by Hispanics and middle-Eastern migrants.
>>750846088
Granted you are now a was.
>>750846088
Granted. You hang yourself after a year with a belt.
>>750846088
Granted. You takeover said comedians life starting today. But the comedian is louis ck.
>>750846088
Granted. You are Amy Schumer.
>>750845046
Granted, in order to satisfy that oral fixation she now compulsively blows every mammal she sees: male, female, young, old, human, animal, doesn't matter, she blows them all.
>>750844323
>immediately
Granted. But now their Zombie Living Dead Niggers
>>750846088
Granted but you're basically Amy Schumer
>>750844545
But i like those
>>750843958
Granted, but your ex still leaves you
i wish she was with me
I wish to live on the earth as it currently is. And fuck kate upton as she currently is. And I stay as i currently am.
>>750844036
>>750845616
Granted, but you have a 0.5" micro penis that can't cum
>>750846124
So all according to plan?
>>750845947
Granted. But now the Chinese fill the power vacuum and pick up where the white man started :(
>>750846186
Literal nigger tier
I want to live a financially independent, comfortable life
>>750845947
Granted. White people are immediately replaced by genocidal, slave driving, half Jewish Indians with a fetish for Hitler. Your race gets genocided a second time, and they laugh as they use your people's graves as designated shitting streets.
>>750846234
Granted. She and you are now conkoined twins with your backs facing eachother.
>>750845927
I'll take that bro. Young hot women sleep with 90-year old skin sacks all the time. They can find me inexplicably repulsive as much as they want, they will still end up taking my dick all day long, and wait on me hand and foot. The orgasm thing is debunked by my current health and faculties.
Thanks for granting the wish.
I wish china did not eat pets
>>750846234
Granted. Her decapitated head appears on your doorstep tomorrow.
>>750846234
feels
>>750842950
I wish I wasnt fat
>>750846318
Granted but your murdered due to jealousy
I want to be a biologically healthy 10/10 girl with good family and friends, and a good fun life until the day I die and have a good afterlife for all eternity.
>>750846338
Granted, but now they eat American people.
>>750846234
Granted but it's in a court room, filing a restraining order.
>>750846255
Thanks for granting the wish. But I'm protected by
>all facaulties
>can't be shrunk or enlarged
>>750842950
I wish I had better internet
>>750846338
Granted, they now eat infants instead and solve their overpopulation problem that way.
>>750846338
Granted, now only china doesn't eat pets.
>>750845572
And afterwards as well, the blood will leak out of the dick when male, and all the same hormones will flood the system.
>>750846383
Granted but now your malnourished
>>750846237
Granted, you are now on the earth as it currently is but it is frozen at the point of what it currently is therefore it will be sunny/dark forever where you live :)
>>750843698
Granted, but the wish was taken too literally and you are now having sex with corpses.
>>750846386
Come on, why did you have to kill me off?
>>750846237
Granted. She pegs you. You cannot penetrate her.
>>750846415
Granted but it can only be used for scat gay midget porn
>>750844409
Underrated
I wish we could have moot here again.
>>750845906
Jesus Christ dude
>>750845616
Granted, your brain now perceives every emotion as agonizing depression.
I wish I was in a happy, committed relationship with my soulmate
>>750845498
Granted, but all of them will be traps
>>750846401
Granted but everyone and everything else is dead
>>750846415
Granted but your power goes out for a month
>>750846532
Granted but he bans you
>>750846401
Granted. But you can never leave your house and become a NEET.
I wish no one would knock over my chocolate milk
>>750846547
Granted. You are now Grape-Kun. Also, you're dead.
>>750846237
Granted but you can only fuck her in total darkness, fully clothed
I wish I was on /b/
>>750846532
M-me too..
>>750846611
Granted but it spoils
>>750846547
Granted. Too bad it was your mother.
>>750846415
Granted. Now the NSA watches you shitpost on /b/
>>750845797
Still a win :D
>>750846611
Granted but its now normal milk
>>750845672
Granted, but all the other threads are gonna be furries
>>750846532
Granted but he's a bitchy whiney ass. We just have to put up with that now
>>750846611
Granted but someone drinks it instead
>>750846639
Granted now you're on reddit
>>750846611
granted but someone drinks it
>>750846596
I want WWIII (with nukes)
>>750846611
Granted but I'll piss in it when you arent looking
>>750845346
That's my fetish
>>750846680
you sick fuck
>>750846547
Granted but you have a child every year until she can't have children anymore
>>750846532
We all miss moot.
Granted, but his sole condition is that WT Snacks gets to come back with him.
>>750846680
how dare you, you monster
I wish i did not have the fear of cheese
>>750844056
Granted, but the money is dirty, and you will lose all of it to laundry.
>>750846639
Granted, but every time you try to access a thread you are redirected to r/furry.
I wish Christfags would just realize that their skydaddy doesn't exist.
>>750846680
Wtf
>>750846832
Granted now you have a fear of all dairy
I wish anime was real.
>>750845287
Granted, but you are now a jew
>>750846861
Granted but its because they all die
>>750846832
Granted but now you have a fear of everything else but cheese
>>750846270
Ah shit, if anyone can outdo whites in oppression it's those asians.
>>750846915
Congratulations, you were raped to death by a tentacle monster.
>>750846674
Get your ass back to /d/, you fucking degenerate. Corruption of Champions is calling your name.
>>750842950
I wish for a second wish that cannot be corrupted.
>>750846832
Granted. Now you're severely lactose intolerant an don't know it, and everything you eat has dairy in it.
I want all oxygen gone from Earth.
>>750846861
Granted, but without crusaders the Muslims kill us all.
>>750847015
Granted but first wish will always somehow ruin/counter the second.
>>750846861
Granted. But now you have to leave your moms basement.
>>750846832
Granted, but you now have an uncontrollable cheese fetish that will lead you into a series of legal and ethical mishaps.
>>750842950
I wish I was Bill Murray getting ass fucked by sober Chevy Chase.
>>750847015
Granted but your mom has to say it's ok
>>750845346
I could live like that
>>750846861
Granted, but now the world is eventually overrun by otters
>>750847015
Granted, but you cannot un-corrupt a corruption. Also, your balls become sentient and become Juggalos.
>>750847015
Granted, but everybody only gets one wish. This nullifies the first wish, causing the second wish to be corrupted.
>>750846861
Granted they all became atheists and you became the only believer in the world.
>>750845616
Granted. It'a all in your mind and you're actually in a coma.
>>750846915
Granted. But you're still a weeb and even 2d drawings will find you repulsive.
I wish I was more confident in social situation.
>>750845616
Granted but then immediately ungranted.Checkmate fucker
>>750846401
Granted, your given everything needed for this, but in exchange the lives of those you care about are made awful, and their afterlives as well. There's nothing stopping you from taking what's given and enjoying it, but you will never be able to forget that they were damned for you to have this.
>>750847077
Granted. We Spaceballs now.
>>750847077
Granted, but it's all supplied to you for a life-long solo journey into deep space for no reason.
>>750847227
Granted. Your mom comes with you everywhere.
>>750843170
But she has a feminine penis
>>750847077
Granted, but you become immortal and have to live with your decision forever
>>750846542
Thanks for granting the wish, but you agnonizing depression is blocked by
>healthy
>all faculties
>>750847144
Dude, we're not miracle workers.
>>750847280
That sounds cool as fuck
>>750847077
Granted. But humans have inhabited another planet and you're the only one left. No wifi either.
I wish to die.
>>750847287
K E K
>>750847334
Fucking worthless jews.
>>750847287
that's not a downside she already dose
>>750846861
Granted, but then it turns out he is real
I wish to glaze my dick-head with Victoria Justice's shit smeared asshole.
>>750847372
Granted, but the mercy on your team revives you.
>>750847372
Granted but you miss Shrek 5
>>750847144
Granted, but it's with a spiked strapon, not his dick
>>750846415
Granted, it's the worst case scenario non net neutrality Internet though, and you'll have to pay for each website, each visit, each click, each incoming message, each video, and this is on top of the monthly fee. Assuming you manage to pay all that though it's 200 petabytes up and down a second.
>>750847522
God damn it
>>750843673
Granted but now you must drink it directly from the cow
>>750847356
You didn't say anything about 4G, I get to die and have internet. Win-win.
>>750844280
Rolling.
>>750847429
MAYBE THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM
>>750847453
Granted, but she isn't alive when it happens.
>>750847586
>about to die
>at least i have 4g though !!1
>>750847603
3 feet
>>750844323
Granted, your country loses thier foothold and become slaves to china.
>>750846988
Pfft, coc isn't nearly fucked up enough to hold my attention.
>>750847372
Granted, but after a long life.
>>750846861
Granted, but then they convert to Islam
>>750843739
Granted but a few moments later, you get raped by 10 large hairy black men who then take away all your money for being a faggot.
I wish I had a time machine
>>750847227
Granted, your way, way too confident now. I give you a week before the first claim of sexual harassment.
I want for Iran to finish its nuclear program.
I want the whole world to be destroyed. Including me. Instantly. Quick and not painful death. After shrek 5 comes out.
>>750847959
Granted. Now you can only fast forward to death.
>>750847991
Granted but they finish it long after you are dead.
>>750848004
Granted. But Shrek 5 gets cancelled and is replaced with a new emoji movie
>>750848054
Goddammit
>>750847634
With a wish like that I doubt he cares
>>750848004
Granted, no shrek 6: electric boogaloo
>>750847959
Granted but it only takes you back to horrific historical events (like 9/11) and always a few seconds before it happens. Also it puts you in a position to die as it happens. You cant teleport out.
I wish I could steal anyone’s nudes without them knowing.
>>750848108
lmao
I wish for a world where communism is the dominant ideology and democracy been largely eradicated and is now a fringe ideology.
>>750846832
Granted, but now that you have a taste for it you'll also be farting all the time, along with occasional cheese sweats from the occasional cheese binge
>>750847959
Granted, but in order for it to operate you need to suck off a dick through a glory hole.
>>750848190
Granted, but no one takes nudes anymore
>>750848190
Granted, but you may never be allowed masturbate to any nudes collected.
I wish for endless goodboy points so I can keep my piss bottles
I wish /b/ would stop becoming more and more shitty
>>750848190
Granted, but everyone has primordial dwarfism.
>>750848278
Granted, but now you live in world with a bunch of commie bastards. Food is scarce, random friends and family go missing from time to time, and for some reason it's always drizzling. You kno, typical communist crap. This needed no added fuck up to be a disaster
I wish to live in africa and die from ebola at a young age
>>750848467
Granted, but the cure is you never get back on this site
>>750848525
Granted. But you're too lazy to get off your ass and do it.
>>750848490
I am happiest man in this thread
>>750845251
Granted but you go left.
>>750848278
Granted, but you and your family starve to death in a gulag
I wish to have a pet bear who doesn't attack anyone. And is house trained.
I wish we could be together
I wish for my waifu to remain faithful to me at all times
>>750848278
Granted, but you're the economic planner and your country relies on one major export.
>>750848754
Granted, but you lose interest in her.
>>750845498
Granted but in order to do so you must get savagely buttfucked for 100 hours straight by 10 10inch black cocks.
>>750848693
Granted. But the bear takes full bear sized shits on your toilet, 3x a day.
It also gets to fuck your bitch when you’re not home
