Waifu something claim thing thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing.
>Keep RP/ERP in private. (You know who you are)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>No sexually explicit images (You know who you are)
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Stop reading these
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rem claimed.
Still here
and
>>750830113
It was alright
>>750829490
Its too early to sleep
>>750830189
Woops and I guess if thats what you wanted to do
>>750830707
I guess that would be fine enough. Wouldnt really give me a reason to do much though.
hello hello, I love you all! <3 <3 <3
>>750830097
Being bored at work.
>>750830707
Well yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYSwkvaVGqw
>>750831042
what a cute daki <3
>>750831064
nice hair
>Remil-
Hello baby~
>>750830807
Best gril
>>750831115
Thats a plush toy not a daki...
>>750830097
I don't know why, but I am in a great amount of pain when I do get them.
And I'm always sleepy when I'm sick.
>>750830707
No, not really
>>750831006
Hi
/ck/ gore threads are always a good time.
>hot cheeto frappuccino
>mfw
>>750831188
it's a meme, my dude! there was that one shitposting friend who called it a daki!
>>750831211
hello <3
>>750831120
hi sachi
>>750830932
Well, it's what I can do at least.
>>750830707
It was someone closer to me than most family. I've lied to most my family most my life, even when I haven't I haven't been open with them. I've almost never lied to this person though, and I've confided everything in them. They were a great help to me, and it meant a lot to me that I could help them some too. I talked to them almost daily, and I love them.
I have tried powering through that crushing feel I get, but I can't get through it. I'll keep trying though. It sucks because I wanted to get my Star Wars video done like last month to ride the hype train, but I don't know when I'll finish it now.
houkie
>>750831351
dude haha im gay lmao
>>750831120
Hey don't ignore me like that T-T Anyway, i just wanted to see you before going to bed, nighty night! See you later~
>>750831147
Oh so that's your new avatar, i see :3
>>750831042
Pics
>>750831042
Well, better than being annoyed at work anyways.
>>750831202
I'm sorry about that. Can you take anything for the pain?
>>750831429
thats what he says lul
got to get up in 5 hours for driving lesson so I am going to sleep now night night everyone wish I could stay up longer
>>750830707
sounds good everything else gets me drunk to slow
>>750830932
ok but when you do I'm going to snug you
>>750831513
My discord pic is literally Mio though. And I think you mean waifu~
>>750831650
good night <3
i think he means avatar
>guy who claimed all lolis turns out to be gay
Luhmao
meow
>>750831297
How are you
>>750831412
As long as you like it
>>750831650
Oh That sounds nice I guess
"i only claimed mugi because she had the least amounts of pics on danbooru"
"mugi was never my waifu"
>>750831860
hello smalll vampire!
>>750831861
I'm doing my best <3 are you well?
>>750831187
She looks like an off brand Chi
>>750831291
Pocky and ketchup
>>750831513
Goodnight Remilia
>>750831605
Cyanide.
Kidding, but the pain doesn't go away
Mio is for mating presses!
>>750831860
Hi donut loli
>>750831968
Chicken pocky and hunny mustard
whats the point ur trying to make
>>750831938
hi love anon
>>750832060
hi nearby anon
>>750831513
see you later vampire
>>750831623
o
time to never say it again uwu
>>750832052
"no"
>>750831861
Yah, I like it enough anyways. I'm sure this isn't the most engaging discussion though. Anything happen today?
>>750831968
That sucks. I know I can't do anything for that, but like I said if you need anything from me at all just let me know.
>>750832224
nice trips dude
I literally JUST binged re: zero today. It only makes sense that I'd find this immediately after. Fuck you op.
>>750832197
This is a gay avatarfagging erp dating thread xd
>>750831968
>pocky and ketchup
You monster. Almost as bad as putting beans in your chili.
>>750832516
>binged re: zero
Thats where you went wrong
>>750832596
hot smoothie
>>750832543
Wanna e-date
>>750832596
Candy corn pizza
claimed
>>750832066
Stop right there
>>750832410
Usually I would need sleep but... Already slept about 12 hours today.
>>750832516
>watching re:zero
What an idiot.
>>750832596
Like putting chocolate on your tomatoes?
>>750832830
my name jeff
>>750831938
Ehh
>>750832410
Uh I car full of chicks said they would like us on yelp
>>750833113
Okay hunny~
>>750833177
Why did this even become a meme
>>750832157
are you well, friend?
>>750833180
oh no ;~;
>>750831291
Smashed avo on toast for $15
>>750831535
Im on break so sure
>>750831605
I cant be annoyed at work today. Its dead.
>>750833257
Vine I guess
>>750833180
hi tomo
>>750833259
im alright, just got back alittle bit ago from dinner with my family, was my sister's birthday
>>750833436
that sounds like fun! was the food good?
>>750833405
People still use that?
>>750833113
Well, at least you're good on sleep for awhile, you can probably stay up for a few after this : P
>>750833180
That's the hottest thing I've ever heard.
>>750831291
aaaayyyyy caramba
>>750831485
best
>Misaki Claimed
>>750832757
What's in that smoothie?
>>750833020
Actually saw that on the gore thread. Cookie crust for maximum diabetic coma.
>>750833113
Pretty evil. Almost as evil as this stuff.
>>750833498
yea it was pretty good
>>750833636
hello Misaki!
>>750833344
Do you prefer dead days or active days? I always preferred dead myself.
>>750833522
Vine got shut down
>>750833344
Aussie bux or burger, that's way too damn much.
>>750833636
Ayyyyyy
>>750833736
Strawberry pickle with tuna hot smoothie
>>750833636
How are you today Misaki?
>>750833229
Hunny?
>>750833556
Nah, still sleepy because sick
>>750833736
Why not get a block of cheese and shred it?
>>750833863
Rip in peace
Fuckin Twitter Jewing people
>>750833857
I prefer dead days. Get paid for being lazy.
>>750833887
Not for some people.
>toothpaste on bread
>eating a burrito from the middle
>straw in a can
>>750833808
hello... love anon?
>>750833887
how are we? just figuring out new ways to blow myself up
>>750833973
good music anon, and you?
>>750834193
>straw in a can
Whats so weird about that?
>>750834064
That's a bummer. Does it generally pass pretty quickly or does it stay awhile? Ever talk to your doctor about it too btw?
>>750834193
Indeed, that's always been my take. Although sometimes managers can be pissy about busy work, but it's not like I made it dead or anything so I don't see why.
>>750834326
Alive thanks. What're you up to?
>>750833896
Meme tier food. Someone somewhere has tried it I'm sure.
>>750834064
https://youtu.be/sgoy5hBQDW4
"Now melts" is probably my favorite part of that packaging.
>>750834193
I've seen the last two, but not toothpaste on bread. Is that the absolute state of lazy oral hygiene?
>>750834326
A rainy and lazy Sunday here. Probably gonna have to start doing holiday shopping soon.
>>750834326
yes hello <3 are you well?
>>750834407
Fucking degenerate. Why use a straw for a can
>>750834456
I enjoy busy days as well but dead are just better at the moment. I need to relax.
>>750834679
I saw it on a fake lifehack page.
>>750833259
Its fine
>>750833436
yo
>>750833556
If thats what gets you going
>>750834770
Why not? The sods can tab has a little thing to keep it in place.
>>750834872
im tired
>>750834770
Just because or has it been a taxing week or something?
>>750834872
Definitely. Was it in the context of like you were at a business or did they mean you personally.
Gab is love
>>750830807
Rem is a cuck
>>750835106
Its been a while since I had a true break from work.
>>750834906
You get a can to drink from the can, like a chad. Dont be a virgin.
>>750835319
please be nice to my friend ;~;
>>750834456
Figuring out inventive new ways to blow myself up. And finishing homework at the same time.
>>750834679
Same. My holiday shopping list will probably bankrupt us though. What's the plan?
>>750834687
Very good love anon, thanks
>>750835029
Me too
>>750835106
Why does it do that for you. Im not sure
>>750835507
I'm glad! I like when you are well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rS7nw3FVvY
Kyaa~
>>750835734
this is very cute!
>>750834770
It's to the point where it can be hard to tell if someone's serious or not. Maybe I would have been worried a year or two ago, but I figured that was degeneracy as usual.
>>750835507
More than likely buy stuff for the immediate family, and then we draw names for someone in the extended family. I'll probably start this weekend, skip black Friday, then carry on and hopefully get it done before early December. Wallet always takes a hit.
>>750835378
That's a bummer, I'm sorry. I hope the day stays dead.
>>750835507
That sounds kinda enjoyable. What's the homework for?
>>750835524
I'm not really sure. I think I had an incident involving online review sites when I was coming into my sexuality that had a lasting impact on me. Interesting nonetheless.
Albedo. Nuff said.
>>750836126
Explain that now. Please.
Claimed
>not gay btw
>>750836482
Flandre leave
>>750836482
there is nothing wrong with being gay!
>>750836658
who?
Astolfo best dude
>not gay btw i swear
>>750836478
When I was young, my parents had a pretty effective web blocker/filter. The only thing that I could find to masturbate to really was on reviews of adult videostores and some sex shops. If it was too explicitly worded it'd be blocked, but if it was not too specific I could get off knowing that other people were talking about sex. This went on for a couple years until I got smart enough to get around the filter.
>>750835836
you forgot the hearts Kappa
>>750836482
>>750836925
you're gay
>>750831412
I read what you said. I figured that it was serious. Idk what to say to you for a serious problem like that
>>750836976
no wait, this is my new hus-errr i mean waifu now. Also I can prove to you all that i'm 100% straight and not a faggot in any way
>>750836976
<3
>>750837144
it's okay to admit that you are gay! do not hide from the feels.
>>750836986
It's okay, I'm just glad you wanted to listen. I guess it'll get easier over time. Thank you.
>>750837272
nah, i like grills. btw meet my other waifu :^)
his-err i mean her name is Link
>>750837498
I see! this is okay as well <3 someday you will be okay living as you are.
>>750836958
Lol. I used a kindle with black and white photos on it
Claimed.
You're waifus are shit
>>750837566
i'm already okay with my heterosexuality, meet my next waifu
>>750837577
all waifus are great!
>>750837700
she is very cute, friend!
>>750835551
awww thanks love anon. How is life?
>>750836021
>draw names
how cold, family would stone me to death for this disgrace insh' allah
>>750836126
Not as much fun. Enviro Sci.
>>750836270
Get it... albedo... cuz she's white.... f*** enviro sci
>>750837577
>you're
Opinion discarded, brainlet.
>>750836976
its not gay if its a trap
>>750837749
it's very lifey! it is getting colder here.
>>750832504
lol?
>>750837779
i really hope this is bait
>>750837577
>le so deep anime
>>750837854
I doubt it is, tbh
>>750837746
ikr
>>750836976
im stealing your waifu btw
dude haha i swear im not gay lmao
>posts dude
Of course it's bait you niggers.
And shitty bait.
>>750837575
That's awesome. Btw that was all just something I came up with on the spot, but I figured it sounded somewhat reasonable. My story is much more lewd actually. I actually fell down some very strange rabbitholes from a very young age, jerked off to a lot of weird stuff on Windows 95. I'm still kinda weird but more normal than teenage me.
>>750837749
Eh ah well. Enviromental Science is pretty cool, major related or not?
>>750838049
>waifu
nice one Mi Liu
can video game grills be waifus?
>>750838241
yes
>mi liu
Nice one, Faggot
>>750838241
>>750830807
just wanted to say i love my wife chiaki nanami
>>750838393
you're the waifu boogeyman
deal with it
賢狼ホロはいびきなどかかぬ!
>>750838491
I do not understand why he is the boogeyman ;~; Chen called me that name one time, who are they?
>>750838565
hello piano Holo!
>>750838271
in that case here's my other 100% authentic waifu
>>750838137
Sonic pron?
>posts trap/feminine dude
dude im not gay this is a girl lmao i promise xD
>>750838630
Hey there anon
Copypasta me Mi Liu
>>750837813
Where abouts do you live? It's a constant 80 here in Gator territory
>>750838137
no, it sucks, only good thing about it is that it's entirely online and getting an A in the class is too easy.
Eternally claimed.
>>750838565
Piano holo, long time no see! I think I had some piano music I found the other day, but I don't know if I'd know where it is anymore sadly : / I'll have to look.
>>750838764
More like weird IRL stuff. Find a video of a girl blowing a dog as a 12 year old can really kinda set you down weird paths. Now I just watch freaky hentai and maybe the occasionally granny/bbw/armpit-licking/whatever-weird when I get bored.
>>750838914
are you well tonight?
>>750839021
I live far north! warm sounds nice.
>>750839021
Well, easy A is kinda nice, but sorry it's not interesting or anything, that's a bummer.
Sickos, all of you
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>750839989
Why do you claim a slut?
>>750839294
yeah but I miss the cold. I used to live in Roanoke, VA. Had the Appalachians right out of my kitchen window and it snowed every September.
>>750839979
It's just boring, time consuming, tedious work.
>>750839989
We all deserve death, this is true.
>>750840433
that sounds like a very nice place to have been!
>>750839138
Hello!! Long time indeed, just about 6 months if not more. You're welcome to share your stuff
>>750839294
mostly tired and about to pass out, but since I finally have my piano now, I decided to record a doodle for Anon-kun.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1XEwmTXSTcc
愛らしく
>>750839138
Oh thats not too weird I guess
>>750840533
hooray! I hope you sleep well, friend.
DUDE HAHA OUTDATED INTERNET CATCHPHRASES AND EBONICS LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEE IM PICKLE RIIIICK WASSUP MUH GOOD NIBBAS HAHAHAHAH IM A GAY FAGGOT DUDE DISCORD KIRINO MAN LEL ESDEATH BOOOOOOOOPSLUT HAHAHAHA MUGI IS A NIGGER OWO WHATS THIS NOTICES UR BULGE WIN WIN WIN HAHA DUDE MARIO DUUUUUUUUUDE LOOKATME IM PICKLE RIIIIIIIIICK WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB HAHAHAHAH IM AMATSU BUT I SAY IM GAY AND POST A TRAP HAHAHHA IM HILARIOUS DUDE STILL HERE GEDDIT IT HAS AN S ON HER COFFEE MUG HEHEHE KUKUKUKU FUFUFUFUF LAUGHS IN JAPANESE DUDE FLANDRE LMAO I MISS CIRNO DUUUUUDE MY LOOOOI ERMERGERD NARUUUUUTOOOOOO MAN AND THE UGLY PEOPLE SMELL UGLY AND ARE UGLY AND STINK AND UGLY PEOPLE DUDE STOP POSTING IMAGES OF MY WAIFU. DUDE CHEEEEEN LMAO. BORING PEOPLE. BORING THREAD. MAI LMAO. NINTENDO SWITCH LE BANANA SPAMMERZ THIS IS NAO A SPIDERMAN THRESD DUDE HANK = HANDKUN DUDE LOUISE IS A REALL GRILL MAN USE THE RIGHT PRONOUNS MAN VISIT MY ANIME STREAM ON RABB.IT NIBBAS LEMME MAKE OHAYOUS FOR ALL THE ELITISTS SO I CAN SEEM COOL. DUDE MUGI WAS NEVER MY WAIFU. SHE HAD THE LEAST AMOUNT OF IMAGES ON DANBOORU OPIEOP NOTLIKE THIS LMAO TWIIIIIITCH EMOJIS :THONKING: SLACHO: LMAO DUDE AM I COOL YET WITH ALL THESE RETRO WAIFU MEMES MUGI NOOOOOOO I GOT SUPER DRUNK AND HIT MY HEAD ON A ROCK AND NEARLY DIED. A GIRL TOUCHED MY HAND SO I WENT HOME AND JERKED OFF WITH THAT HAND. DUDE MAKO AINT GONNA JUMP NO BALLS. HAHA LMAO SAAAAAMPLES IM PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIICK ASSUKA IS MOOTS WAIFU HASHTAG TAKE DOWN WAIFU HAHA UMI YOU SMELL LIKE JOHN WAYNE GACY'S CRAWLSPACE. DUUUUUUUDE WAIFU BEACHES LMAO. I MISS HANDKUN. JAJAJAHA IM VELVET AND I MAKE AN ASS OF MYSELF EVERYTIME I POST. HAHA LEMME GET SHIJOU AND NEVER REPLY TO ANYBODY BESIDED MY ERP BUDDIES. DUDE WTF UP WITH ALL DEEZ ERPS DUDE STRAYA MATE LEMME USE WAIFU AS MY BLOG HAHAHAHAHA I HATE WAIFU EVEN THOUGH I BUMP IT I TELL YOU GUYS TO LET IT DIE HAHAHAHA DEAD THREAD. IM LEAVING YOU ALL BEHIND TO PHACE THE TRUTH. WTF KLONATA MISDLE DICK :DDDDDD I MISS KAGAMI GARD MY WAIF
>>750840747
Isn't it past your bedtime?
>>750840533
https://youtu.be/oxdLUq8jq5M
>>750840839
im drunk
and I have tomorrow off.
It's been a while
>>750839989
Harsh but fair.
>>750840433
Sounds awful, like the kind of class which I'd have never went too, then eventually failed completely.
>>750840533
I'll find it I'm sure. How's it been going? When are you usually here btw, I've been back for like a couple months-ish actually but we just ran into each other.
>>750840581
Well, I mean I guess not, I dunno. Let's just say dog blowjobs are what I'm comfortable sharing about it all. Anyways, now I'm just a weird slighly kinky person which I like.
>>750840747
the madman
anime was a mistake
>>750841010
oh no ;~; what is wrong?
>>750840747
Thanks i forgot to copy it last night
>>750840939
What did you drink? Oh I see, disregard me then and continue shitposting.
Why is Mio so shit?
>>750841429
Some whiskey and bebsi.
How's the NEET life my dude
>>750841465
please be kind to my friend ;~;
>>750841465
idk why do you have shit tastes
>>750841622
please be nice to my other friend ;~;
>>750841648
he was mean to me
do unto otters or w/e
>>750840657
Thanks!
>>750840863
>This video is not available.
>>750841003
going pretty well, although fairly busy. I only came back to threads a few days ago, so it's no wonder we missed each other. I used to be on around this part of the night, but since I came back it's been pretty random. Whenever I get some free time I suppose.
I'll have to sleep now! Catch you folks later~
Yukino
>>750841544
Never been a fan of whiskey.
Feels NEET man, my savings are starting to run low so I'm in the process of finding a job finally :^)
>>750841556
But why
>>750841622
Mio is objectively the most boring keion
>>750841749
this is not an otter thread! you can find those on /trash/ though.
>>750841830
because I like when my friends are all nice to each other!
>>750840747
Saved
Azusa*
>>750841830
You spelled Mugi wrong
>>750841883
its a book which is a play on words of "do unto others"
>>750840527
Yeah... I miss it
>>750841003
ahaha... I did that once :(
>>750841158
too much drama
>>750841972
I see!
>>750841987
I hope the drama ends soon ;~;
Leave it to a Miofag to have shit opinions.
>>750841790
Bubye!
>>750841823
Hello Yukino, I don't believe we've met, unless I'm forgetting. Nice to meet you. How are you?
>>750841987
I did it 5-6 times, then dropped out. Not recommended.
>>750841830
What's your poison of choice?
I run out of money after 2 weeks every paycheck :^)
>>750841951
just know it isn't mine my guy
>>750842113
Who's this nigger lmao. Mugi is a generic ojou
>>750841790
Have a different song
https://youtu.be/q-u2TPXbjNY
>>750842156
You too
>>750842335
literally anything is better than "im scared ;_; im shy ;_;"
>>750842489
the fucking madman
>>750842335
oujo
>>750842359
Me too what?
>>750842489
Mio is just modest and traditional. at least she's not a lesbian coal shiner who wants to pretend to be poor.
>>750842685
Music, listen
>>750842331
Vodka or beer when I drink. I can probably count the number of times I've been drunk the past year on my fingers though.
You, uh, should probably save some of that.
Hello
>>750842875
beer is alright, vodka not so much. Probably because I often drank too much of that in the past
I have payments to make, also I'm not the smartest
>>750842804
Okay. I'll give it a go, though I'm headachey atm so I might need to give it another listen later to take it all in. Thanks for the song : )
>>750842961
Hello Yuuki, how are you? Nice to see you?
>>750842555
lol dude he did a shitty analysis of a character what a madman ecks dee
>>750842875
You too. Listen.
>>750842359
why the fuck my bf like Faggot so much?
>>750842753
>He unironically thinks Mugi is a full-blown dyke
lol
She doesn't wish to be poor. She just wants to experience normal person shit since she never got to.
>>750843121
Mio's character can be summed up in that much
>>750843108
I'm good, just winding down for the evening with some music. You?
The ultimate waifu doesnt ex--
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdEo_t-iVbM
Claimed.
>>750843402
why are you defending mugi if she was never your waifu?
>>750841003
Favorite kinky thing?
>>750843428
I'm alive. Listening to the song Rory posted, then I'll probably go back to my comfort music. What'd you do today?
>>750843133
I loved that song Rory. The lyrics were right up my alley and the instrumental was solid. Thanks a ton for the song again.
>>750843740
Probably feet. I'll rub and lick some feet for like quite awhile.
>>750843396
elaborate what you mean by this
Morning.
>>750843908
hey cc how are you doing?
>>750843864
why does remilia like you so much?
>>750843635
I can't defend a character I like?
>>750843396
seems like I'm pretty likable
>>750844007
not me desu
>>750843908
it is midnight
>>750843908
Morning, how are you?
>>750843844
I reinstalled Windows on my computer, plus my games, and I backed into a pickup truck.
Fun times
>>750830807
wHITe women
>>750844081
if you like her so much why dont you marry her
oh wait. that sure worked out
>>750844173
you really shouldn't install windows on your computer while you're driving.
>>750843844
I never fully got the feet thing.
>>750844173
Ooh geez, that sounds like a hassle.
>>750843844
Its no problem. I tend to post songs that I enjoy.
>>750844106
are you just likable?
or are you lovable?
>>750844446
I mean, I don't think I really do either, just my wiring. Pheromones might ben involved or something, weird to say it but a smelly foot is preferable, the scent is half of it. Also, I think there are multiple Tomo's right? I swear one shares a foot fetish.
>>750844551
Well, I liked it too anyways ^ ^
>>750844106
do you like Remilia?
>>750844824
C-data has a foot fetish
>>750843989
Just woke up so I guess I'm not doing too bad, what about you?
>>750844106
It's 6 am here, not really morning just yet I'd say.
>>750844128
Hey! Not too bad, nice to see you around. You doing good?
>>750844807
you'd have to ask someone else
>>750844864
he's a pretty alright dude my dude
>>750844935
I wake up at 5am
>>750843908
good morning friend!
>>750845026
like who?
>>750843021
I generally like the taste of beer and I drink vodka to get drunk mixed/chasing since I'm a little girl. Paying for stuff sucks tbh
>>750843133
Not bad/10
ham and cheese sandwich
>>750844345
What are you on about? I like her, but I don't love her. For fucks sake, I like Jun more than Mugi.
>>750844899
Perhaps that's what I'm thinking of.
>>750844935
I'm doing decently thanks, nice to see you around too!