Where to find weeb/gamer/generally comfy gf?
Do they exist or no
>>750798225
Give up, they do not exist
>>750798294
Do any remotely comfy gfs exist
>>750798225
MMOs and anime boards are usually where the bitches are. Underage girls all over starcraft 2 also
Women don't exist you tard
Comfy gfs are usually on the ugly side. That's me. I'm a 5/10 maybe. Sucks to be ugly but I'm happy with my baby.
where to find any gf
i wanna die
;-;
She looks like she guzzles black cock
>>750798225
If attend a large uni a good place to look are clubs. Quite a few attractive girls in my university's LoL and anime clubs
>>750799000
trips wasted kys
>>750798831
Im pretty sure that's bunbree on instagram
>>750798506
Are any of them ever hot and/or willing to fuck around? Also how to make sure they arent underage? No prison for me m8
>>750798560
U right i forgot
>>750798604
Im like a 6, 7 if generous
>>750798676
Theres a girl who is into me but shes taller than me by like an inch or two and its a turn off. Do i smash anyways
>>750799000
Will consider
>>750799058
Youre doing gods work sir tyty
Try the chips aisle at walmart
>>750799048
048 wasted kys
With time you can find one. When you do meet comfy gamer weeb, Do not hesitate.
>>750798225
>where to find
>facebook groups / forums etc
But fuck that every chick in there is crazy af
>>750799245
>And most have femenine penises
>>750798225
Heavily social MMOs. Gamer women need lots of social input. Do keep in mind they are almost universally insane and not comfy at all.
If you're trying to find a weeb or a gamer, then go to their place of origin - the internet... or be a real man and talk to chicks irl in places that interest you
>>750799245
I dont get why everyone has a problem w crazy bitches honestly it just makes it more dangerous and thus makes me diamonds
Well they actually exists xD
Go on dating sites. all the actual cool non judgemental girls are chubby pancake faces tho
>>750799048
>nonrepeating digits
Killing yourself is a better idea.
>>750798225
they do exist. show yourself, also. want to see if i'm too ugly for you
>>750798225
all weeb gamer girls I've ever personally met and/or been in relationships with were:
> Mentally unstable due to childhood trauma and weird parenting.
> Huge sluts, usually as a result of previous statement. Not the good kind of slut either, but the kind that has a lot of guy friends and has fucked each and every one of them at least once.
If you find one, just fucking run. You'll be in for a world of psychosis and the painful kind of nymphomania.
>>750799552
pure retard classic vaginer we got there
>>750799420
Well there is one "good" kind of crazy and that is
>Hungry for sex
For everything else you will get:
>Mental Disorder
>Bipolar Disorder
>Depressed
>Harms herself (possibly)
>Jealous
>Most of the Times Chubby/Fat
And so on, just forget the comfy gamer girls
>>750799573
you know, sometimes they have a lot of guy friends that they've perhaps also fucked because a lot of people tend to like them.
>>750799552
Are you femanon? Time stamp required. Excuse the light facial scruff
>>750799573
>>750799657
If thats what you define as crazy, i live in a fucking asylum. Thats some pretty light shit compared to what i grew up with lol, i wouldnt mind if shes got a few screws loose so long as we can cuddle and play vidya
>>750799769
holy shit female anon here
fuck me plez
>>750799990
Lmao nice one there bud pic w timestamp otherwise you are a dude
>>750799573
This guy speaks the truth.
They're good for fucking, not for a relationship. Better get a normal girl who's on the smart side of the curve and later try to get her interested in gaming. She'll do it because she cares about you.
>>750799769
shit that's cute
sorry for the shit pic, didn't realize until i uploaded it
>>750799913
I don't think my brief explanation of what they're like really did justice to how much of a problem they can actually be but other people in the thread seem to have expanded on it already.
Unless you want to deal with daily suicide attempts or possibly being murdered by one of her supposed many alternate personalities (which I can pretty much guarantee you she'll have.) Just don't do it. Video games and anime are shit anyway, just learn to be an interesting person instead of continuing to be a shut-in and looking for a girl who won't pressure you to be more.
>>750800275
underaged /b/
MODS
>>750800275
not that anon, but would wife/10
>>750800427
that's going a bit far. i think a cozy gamer girlfriend has plenty of chances of proving highly intelligent at least enough to not be uncontrollably insane and hence making that her only definitive trait
>>750800275
>>750800304
2 femanons in one thread
>>750800566
Lost
>>750800275
>>750800304
Hello ladies, cool to see actual femanons on here outside of soc or a nudes thread. What are your respective ages?
>>750798225
they are a myth
1 in every 50,000,000 women
>>750800771
i'm the shaky one and i'm 19
>>750800771
Beta male.
*minimal
sorry for my spelling lol
>>750800892
You seem insecure, sorry about your dick
>>750800878
Ayy cool what year of college?
>>750798225
I mean you could probbably find a weeb gf (male)...
Most trannies i know are weeb to the core
>>750800771
I turned 18 two months ago
>>750800925
OP again, favorite zelda game?
>>750800947
none yet, planning to study video game production in breda, nl
>>750799769
im a straight guy and i can tell youre attractive
blessed with good genes dude, shouldnt be an issue getting a woman
>>750801017
i would have to say ocarina of time
>>750801039
Thats super fucking cool good for you
Im getting some credits out of the way before i transfer to a 4 year. Do you have a discord?
>>750800925
>minimal mental issues
You're on /b/
>>750801148
i'd rather you gave yours. you're in interest here after all
>>750801181
>/b/
>>750801094
I appreciate it my man, i have the curse of the manlet (5'8) but other than that my genes are decent. Im just in a really shit area where there arent many girls to date
>>750801099
OoT is a classic. Im playing minish cap rn and its surprisingly fun. Thoughts on skyward sword
holy fuck this place is populated by kids, what am i doing here
>>750800878
>>750800275
>>750799769
>>750800304
let's see the nips babe
>>750801333
Trip trips
>>750798225
Tinder ,okcupid ,plenty of fish
>>750800304
pretty face, nice eyes, no make-up
gf potential, i'll be honest
>>750798225
you go out and meet women in a social setting until you find one you like.
tinder is for tards and social rejects. every girl on there has an issue that makes them undatable.
>>750801265
Dont want to get flooded but topkek#0686
I apologise for the name lmao super fucking cringey
>>750801516
That's some scoliosis right there.
>>750801314
I haven't played skyward sword in a long time but that one was so muchhh fun
>>750801330
yeah I know me too
>>750801516
Lol dude its a writing callous
>>750800275
>>750800304
what do ya think ladies?
>>750799140
You mean how to make sure they're under aged?
>>750801573
I couldnt get through it lol too repetitive imo. Havent played botw yet but i heard its great. Add me on discord? topkek#0686
>>750801826
I don't use discord a lot
twitter?
>>750798225
why the fuck do you want this they are so annoying. it's like as far as i go to specifically AVOIDE these types of girls, the girl just ends up secretly being like this.
Every girl likes link and zelda and overwatch and shit, it's mainstream for them to like it. That's not the girls job to fucking play games with us and shit retard, first of all we shouldn't even be playing them in the first place but i digress
>>750798348
im sure they do but its the other way around. We have to be comfy.
>>750802156
hi im not the person you were talking to but can i give you my twitter??
>>750802513
ya sure
>>750802612
im @hyrulefieids
make sure theres and it looks like an L
>>750801273
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-39227070
well... b never stop to amaze me , in the bad way.
>>750802433
nope. another femanon here.
>>750802681
Was a pretty crazy ordeal.
>>750802156
OP back again, i had to call a professor about a research thing long story. I dont use twitter a lot but I can make a throwaway to add you on. Whats yours?
>>750802742
Pic and timestamp?
>>750803086
@just_aestheticc
>>750799140
Taller than you?
MANLET DETECTED
>>750798225
More...
>>750803431
>>750803208
Added you, throwawayjone11
>>750803474
>>750803086
>>750801265
Did you add? I didnt get a request
>>750798348
truer words have never been spoken brother lol
>>750803530
They do exist, mostly hidden away and introverted, but if you want her to be yours you have to be at least a level 20 beta
>>750803562
i didnt
>>750803533
Your dreads are fucking intense
How long did it take to achieve that level of intensity
Also age
>>750803620
Why not i gave mine
GIRLS LEAVE, B IS BOYS CLUB ONLY
>REEEEEEE
>>750803533
What is the arm tattoo of the face?
>>750803601
I can confirm this statement
>>750803682
They are young, 7 months so far.
25
>>750803533
Show bepis
>>750803601
>level 20 beta
Which means?
This qt3.14 girl I hung out with is actually pretty good at vidya games. Basically spent her middle/high school years playing WoW. We went 4 rounds in cod and she beat me twice (let her beat me once). She was actually getting a little upset and competitive (cute)
>>750800925
>>750803533
Come get on cam at
> femanon
> cams
> com
>>750803781
>>750804061
Im jealous
>tfw weeb
>tfw you have weeb bf
>>750804228
Nice, couldn't read the word at first.
>>750804288
gaaaaay
>>750804417
Is it gay if Im a tranny?
>>750803899
no bepis to show
>>750804542
gay and weird
>>750801770
Femanon here, looks lovely, I want to tongue that Smegma out of your moist wrinkles
>>750798225
Today all girls are gammers. Just invite a girl and ask her, want to play gta? if she ways NO, well thats it shes not a 2017 girl, shes a christian or one of those weird shits.
>>750804229
Don't be. I don't think she's interested and if she is I'll friendzone her anyway.
>>750804627
Just how i like it
>>750803965
Means having at least 5 ex gf's and realising you have your own problems to deal with and knowing that simply seeing them wont change anything, you need to change yourself and when you try making your life better someone will eventually come along for the journey. Basicly its your own fault for not having a gf, dont treat her like a princess or over-glorify her, just be yourself and treat her as a companion for life.
>>750804937
cold blooded.
>>750804228
>>750805106
>Basicly its your own fault for not having a gf
what if its just destiny?
>>750805133
you rn
>>750805121
Gonna make her want it.
>>750798225
>Where to find
Another virgin who thinks he can find a gf without leaving the comfort of mom's basement.
Met a weeb/gamer girl at work biut 3 weeks ago. She just turned 21 and we have hung out twice.
She has a bf that lives in another state.
Bitch better give it up soon or I'll be super pissed.
She's tall and is attractive. Nice booty too. Not sure how to get it in but I'm trying lol
>>750798225
Yes i met one once and took her virginity but she was my cousin. She liked neon genesis evangelion and we almost beat super mario on the SNES together. She was also very pale and i remember one time we went to the pool with our families and we were the palest ones there. Too bad she lived in mexico city and i in san antonio tx but we were perfect for each other. This was 10 years ago too. I really wish we could be together she is perfect for me.
>>750805369
the fuck is with that basement shit?
we dont even have basements here? and why would someone live in one to begin with?
>>750799140
Always smash faggot.
>>750805485
you're black
>>750805572
Nah I'm white
>>750798225
They exist. You find them, just like every other girl, by talking to them. They look just like the rest of them, maybe a bit paler.
Going to gaming events is a good way to hedge your bets.
>>750805540
Ellen Page laughs at you.
>>750805540
>Tfw youre a litreral basmentdweller
>>750801770
>>750805836
Nice tidy setup anon, very cosy and aesthetically pleasing to the eye
>>750799769
Post your boipucci
>>750798506
In Starcraft 2? Where?
>>750806265
Never lol
>>750806337
Mos Eisley
>>750800925
It's a trap
>>750799405
gamer women are the worst kind of woman. they're used to 24/7 attention from beta orbiters to the point where they can't live without it.
>>750799573
This.
I tried to find a likeminded girl when I was younger, didn't work out. Just find a regular normal girl. She will eventually like things you like anyway.
weeb gamer gf usually playing shit garbage tier games on steam
>>750806375
Now I'll have to rape you
>>750800925
Tell discord name
>>750807126
sorry i don't use discord a lot
>>750806782
you remind me of
<<<
>>750807225
I said post your fucking discord
>>750798225
The key that so many of the incels and lonelybois seem not to get about relationships is serendipity. You get the best typically when you aren't looking for. That isn't to say that you can get them, but you just haven't found the fit yet. Hang in there.
>>750807481
>Ellen Page
>>750799769
Femanon here~ I was about to ask you to join my game and trade some noodles~ But oh my! Youre so meh~ Thank god I saw your pic before adding on BattleNet~ *waves*
>>750807513
Can confirm
>>750807530
I want a qt gamer gf too ;-;
>>750800925
Minimum mental :D i keked good job
>TFW dating qt 8/10
>She's a weeb, neet and gamer
>She was a kissless virgin
>She's submissive and sadistic
Living the life.
>>750807630
>femanon here
>>750808131
Right, then you wake up
>>750808131
>submissive and sadistic
Play WoW the games for little girls that like transmoging their blood elves and collecting pets
>>750803533
You're french aren't ya?
>>750798294
I know one but she's kinda an sjw. I mean she's okay with joking around racist things but yeah.
>>750803533
>>750808938
>I mean she's okay with joking around racist things
not really sjw then
>>750808776
not even a little bit.
>>750800207
This is the only correct answer in this entire thread.
>>750798225
I met my gf playing Overwatch. Traveled to meet her, we hit it off, she moved for me, and now she's pregnant with our first kid. Bought the little Lucio onesie for them. We have desktops right next to each other in our gaming room. These girls exist, you just have to get lucky, and not be either a piece of shit or cringey white knight when playing.
>>750809454
>Overwatch
I'd rather not have a mentally deficient gf thanks
>>750809454
>Overwatch
stopped reading there
>>750808161
Yeah I know You wont believe... Thats too bad! I already met 3 qts from games/animeForum~ 2 were virgins and 1 was more like a manwhore... but we had a nice time fucking each other
>>750810530
>>750801273
>>750802681
"Do Not Messe with the Hesse or it gibt was auf die Fresse" -- that were some good times.
>>750810752
This anon knows good times.
>>750798294
Trust me, they exist
I have absolutely no idea how I'm with her but I'm definitely not complaining
>>750800275
>>750800304
Happening!
>>750811181
sploosh.
>>750801330
34 yearoldfag reporting in. I feel your pain mate, we need a way out pronto
>>750811181
This thing looks ugly. Like the usual basic, superficial bitch with her thin waist and her loads of make-up, full with eyeleashes and shit. This better be bait, because if it isn't, I whole heartedly suggest you to dump this piece of shit.
>>750811469
You sound Jelly
>>750803743
do me a favor and kys
>>750811576
Think what you will, but you certainly won't get happy with this kind of whore.
>>750798225
I would kill myself before having a gamer gf:
>entitled as fuck
>inflated sense of self/ego/confidence from the throngs of faceless creeps telling her every day how hot she is for doing nothing
>lazier than a 400 pound fat fuck, and feels no shame about laziness
>every argument would he shared online with weirdoes, and at least 30 other dudes would say "Your BF is such a faggot if you were my GF I'd let you go so far as to shit on my face and I'd thank you for the opportunity! You're a Goddess! You need to dump that guy for me!"
No thank you. That's just the tip of the fucking iceberg.
>>750798225
Met my current gf from Twitch. I guess it was just luck, she's a thick asian submissive qt and only happened to live 2 hours away from me. We visit eachother pretty frequently and play games and talk on discord pretty much every day. I lucked out.
>>750804228
the amount of edge
>>750811763
Im not thw whore owner, but still. You sounded even more jelly here. Do you have discord or something?
Where i can find a girl who plays the 4 smash games competitively?
>>750811181
Looks like the type of girl to never own up to anything she does, super clingy and annoying and follows any trend on social media.
4/10 would fuck but wouldn't talk to any longer than 5 minutes.
>>750812033
dubs o' truth
>>750812611
At smash tournaments
>>750798225
>Do they exist or no
they exist, but start from 300 lbs and up.
also, they're either mentally ill, or worse.
>>750811469
>>750812637
idk what I was expecting from this thread but, Jesus Christ, get help. I'm embarrassed for you
>>750812659
Smash tournaments are sausage parties and/or they only play smash4 :(
>>750812611
The zoo
>>750812033
Not even true, but I can see where the assumption would be made because it's very real.
My girlfriend doesn't expect any special treatment, just generally enjoys playing vidya. She doesn't dress skanky and is actually pretty shy so she doesn't like unnecessary attention. Has a better social life/worth ethic than most people I know and is anything but lazy (goes to art classes/works a job and is in school.) The last one is somewhat true, she doesn't like using a microphone and stuff in games because people just white knight and give her a special treatment, or say stuff like that.
Overall, it's not as bad as you'd think. Actually nice having a girlfriend that fucks around on games with you than a bitchy girlfriend that gets pissed off you're playing games and not giving her attention 24/7.
>>750813275
Got to look through several my dude, you'll find some eventually
>>750812659
I need girls obsessed whit the game, tactics, knowledge, frame data, etc how the game work ie electronics and software
>>750798225
>Where to find weeb/gamer/generally comfy gf?
her name is AGATHA
>>750813905
>hairy as fuck arm
cut that shit and we could talk
>>750813368
to be fair, I am speaking specifically about gamer girls with any online presence, trying to make money off of gaming.
That's all I can think of when I hear gaming girl anymore, I've had too much personal experience with these fucking whores.
All they need is one guy that wants his tiny dick inside her to constantly feed her ego, and she acts like she's unstoppable.
any brit N.E girls or Lincolnshire/Lincoln here our all american?
>>750814183
Yeah you're totally right in that sense. Those kind of girls feed off attention so fucking much. Especially any girl who tells people they're a fucking gamer girl, that shit is awful. I never expected to find a girl like the one I have because I had that perception as well. Female Twitch streamers are the worst for that shit, that's why I have no respect for most women with a strong online presence in the gaming world.
>>750800925
trap.
>>750804228
You seem cool as shit. General location?
>>750798225
They're all over, I know plenty.
However, there are two things to always keep in mind, because usually those looking for this personality/interest subset have some sort of fantasy going on.
1) The attractive ones are usually dating already. That should be obvious.
2) The typical ideal they represent for a lot of guys is that they don't come with the same baggage as most women because their interests and lifestyle are closer to that of many men. However, to assume that they then come with less or no baggage is a total fallacy. It's just different shit to put up with and a lot of it.
But yea, they exist in retarded amounts. In college it seemed like any girl who wasn't licking her Big's armpit on order right before sucking some frat pledge's dick was sitting in and getting drunk with some friends while gaming or just hanging out.
If you're looking for advice I'd say join some sort of interest group. If you're past college age then you'd have to find random interest classes or meetups or even just some bullshit gaming tournaments or something. You'll have to weed through a 10 foot thick wall of sausage and basement-weeb girls to find the non-autistic ones, but that's life.
If you know some and want to get to know them better/increase your odds, I would suggest getting in with her friend group. Most of them build rather defined groups around them (probably because it's hard to find people with the same interests I guess, so you try to keep them). They are also more likely to want to know a guy a little before agreeing to any sort of date out of the blue so that helps there too.
Also just fucking tinder. They'll find you and you'll find them. State your interests clearly in a bio and wait a while as the general populace passes you both over and you eventually find each other
I found mine at a sushi bar
>>750815049
this is the most true, she's not in an actual relationship but my main interest does cam sessions with a guy from germany, got to 69 whilst both drunk but no further.
also they go for the best they can get so fucked if average and they're not desperate
>>750806807
That's any attractive woman.
>>750802448
>Every girl likes link and zelda and overwatch and shit, it's mainstream for them to like it
so true it's not even funny
>>750802448
this shit happend to skyrim when it was popular as well
I've dated girls who said they were "gamers" I think it's just so they can sound cool because once you start hanging out everyday with them they rarely play video games, like once every 3 three months doesn't make you a gamer
>>750814535
I resent the fact that the same bitches that wouldn't give nerds and gamers the time of day in my past are now trying to make money off of the thing that got me beaten to shit and ostrasized by the people who should have been my friends.
>>750817580
ape gang baby
>>750817486
I use to game constantly before I dated my SO. Once we started dating I stopped playing because I was too busy spending time with them.
>>750799346
> Girl
> Feminine Penis
You gotta pick one homie
>>750803533
You look like Mel Gibson in Braveheart.
Don't take that as a compliment.
>>750817580
You were never beaten to shit. I'm sure you say that in a general sense because nerds are beaten up and you were a nerd and you're making a point, But, you were never beaten to shit. Now if you happen to have been beaten up I can guarantee it wasn't because you were a nerd, it was because you were pretentious condescending and talked shit.
>>750798294
i knew one, but work got in the way, and things just werent gonna work out
>>750799405
>>750806807
yep and yep
>>750807658
lmao
>>750808131
pics?
>>750819283
none because it's a LARP
do you even 8ree bro
>>750813905
she's a lesbian though, publicly anounced
>>750800275
Perfection
>>750798225
I got my ex girlfriend who used to talk shit about gaming because she had no idea about it and just talked shit because other people do, to start gaming. Now shes a hardcore MMORPG, super hot and tiny.. just over 5' and like 100ish lbs.. She's a super bitch tho, had to end it because of that.. it was fun at first but then I spent time wasting to do stuff for her
>>750801558
>>>750818907
DOOD ANSWER ME
>>750819676
why didnt you just say "hey babe, is there any way you can be less of a bitch?"
>>750798225
>Where to find weeb/gamer/generally comfy gf?
>Do they exist or no
yes i have one. only bad side is shes ginger. but for me thats a plus. i like crazy bitchs,.
>>750819913
That's another anon.
OP is this chick btw
I have a comfy gf
fight me
>>750820327
>>750820141
You mean there's more than 1 retard scoliosis posting ?
>>750820404
Good post, anon. Here, have a (bump) of cocaine
:^)
>>750820424
I can't even begin to say how many there are.
>>750807513
thank you anon
I am trying my hardest
>>750798225
find them online... i found mine in meez.com ( a dead website from long ago)
>>750807513
You don't get shit unless you put yourself out there though.
Not unless you're the 1% of guys.
>>750820763
you a commoner of these threads, pretty sure we already talked
https://youtu.be/1alI4YtJd3Y
>>750820936
i've never said this before on 4chan, you have met other people who used meez.com?
i met my comfy gf on youtube back in 2008. It's very long distance till we finalize the marriage but i'm currently 4000 miles away from home visiting her.
>>750798225
>>750798225
https://youtu.be/1alI4YtJd3Y
>>750811763
OP here, you really do sound jelly af
Believe me, I thought she'd be a shallow materialistic bitch just by looking at her but she's actually the exact opposite. She's a major nerdy weeb, raised well by old fashioned Mexicans, gets along with everyone she meets by just being herself, and the eats more than I do and doesn't work out yet still had an amazing figure. If anything she's a little TOO perfect. That's why when people say "don't judge a book by its cover" it should apply to everyone.
>>750821060
That's not going to happen.
>>750798225
They exist but they are unicorns. Talking getting my dick sucked while raiding. Dueling in GS and watching her pwn folks. Magical as fuck.
>>750798225
They exist but they don't look like OP's pic?
>>750804228
Please stop
>>750811181
Fake and probably a trap
>>750806807
can confirm, was together with one for 3 years
>>750798604
Tits or you don't exist
>>750806024
seconded
>>750821939
weird. meez.com is dead now anyway so i wouldn't bother even trying for a gf there
>>750822071
yeah other guy told me same thing have looked at other sites but its either bots or just guys
>>750798294
They do. Pic related. This girl plays video games with her streamer fiance all day, every day. But she's honestly kind of a huge bitch.
For all you lonely anons who want a gamer friend to talk to: Tim#1214. (Because why not)
>>750798225
They're all in the 2nd dimension, OP.
>>750821471
I can confirm, not a trap
>>750822348
also coe and necomi are a couple streamers that are married but she mainly gets viewers who are having multiple windows up for all the perspectives
They exist but usually are entitled with shit personalities, "I'm not like other girls!" kind of girls
>>750822416
the only dimension that matters
>>750821471
I can confirm a trap
>>750822377
prepare for dick pics dear anon they shall flood over you
I don't know if I'm attractive or not. I have slight acne that tends to make me procrastinate when I want to ask girls out, or I just tend to pussy out. Should I upload a pic of myself?
>>750822472
>>750822621
So.... it doesn't exist due to the logical contradiction?
>>750822071
>>750822189
might try uni societies but i'll wait till next year when im my ideal weight
>>750822681
do it fgt worse that happens is someone calls you ugly and you can not care or be a bitch and cry
>>750798225
I know a weeb girl who I can't get off my back. I Fucking hate weebs. She lives on her own and works a lot. Plays video games all the time and hates religious folk.
Something about her just rubs me the wrong way.
She's 5'9" an 180lbs.
Fucked her twice. Both times raw dogged her and second time busted a nut in her and she bought her own plan B. (she hates kids and will let you know... 500 times.)
>>750823047
Droopy eyelids
Ugly fat lips
Nose to small looks feminine
Long ass chin
Looks like someone hit the randomize button on character creation and went with you as a good enough.
>>750823047
baby face
>>750823236
>>750823320
I've gotten a couple of GFs before, but always shit relationships. IDK, I think I look bad in pictures compared to in person.
>>750823047
>shit haircut, looks greasy
>nose 50% loaded
>1 ear
>bad smile
>eyebrows covering 10% of eyes
You're fucked.
>>750823077
sounds cool except for the part we shes an edgy atheist who can't handle religion like it did nothing good for the western development
we out here
just don't be a jealous and controlling asshole when you realize other dudes will be interested in her constantly since she games and probably uses instagram.
>>750823440
may be you hold your phone at a shit angle to make you look like a twat
>>750823557
insta is for thots so be gone thot
>>750823608
Selfies are something I never practiced.
>>750823515
Her parents where super religious and apparently used it against her growing up. She also says shit like if her parents died she wouldn't care at all. And we all know that's bullshit. Because she'll turn around and say shit like "if I made lots of money I'd buy my dad a really nice motorcycle"
>>750823786
It's interesting. You have a positive canthal tilt but you also have strongly hooded eyes, which creates the illusion of a negative tilt. If you're tall, this could really work against you since the angle from which you are being perceived can also affect people's perception of your canthus.
>weeb
>comfy
Choose one. They are either weeb and really ugly or comfy and normie. The latter is obviously superior.
Holy shit this thread lol
I might as well post myself as well.
>kik: _ISHYGDDT_
>>750824060
more tilt just makes her look more sad to me
>>750824060
when she has a 10/10 personality but the perspective of her canthus is slightly scewed
>>750823991
yeah sounds like someone who never grew out of edgy teens years. i have a flatmate who has super religious parents and family and she just finds religious humour funny but isn't foaming at mouth about her parents being christian and forcing her to be one for 16 yrs, although pretty sure it help her become a slut during her edgy teen years
>>750823780
says the insecure af dude
>>750824060
My eyes are actually straight, I just have recessed eyes, so they create wrinkles that mimic the canthal tilt. Norwegians tend to have this, so it looks different from other Western Europeans. Plus contacts make my eyes fucking droopy.
>>750824253
do you own a fedora?
>>750824507
not really i'll fuck a thot when drunk but not sober
>>750823786
Is this you? Pic related
>>750798225
Why not. Opinions?
>>750824253
>listens to cannibal corpse on the bus at a high volume on public transit
>casually listens to the world of warcraft sound track when not listening to cannibal corpse
>has a beautiful gaming rig
>fun to drink with, but you wouldn't hang out with him sober
>only reason for long hair is because he's too lazy to get it cut
>takes showers which is a plus
>freezes up while talking to women, would rather look at them and feel sorry about never getting with them
>stocks shelves at local super market, hates his boss
>wears sandals most of the time and oversized skate shoes in the winter
>has been to an anime convention
>had a girlfriend once but was cucked in the 7th grade and began browsing the ch0n
That's the vibe I get from you, lose the god damn hair and necklace.
>>750824660
you mean she'd fuck you drunk but not sober
still has nothing to do with your insecurity tho
>>750824936
Nah, I barely hang out with girls. All of my friends are guys, with the occasional girl I talk to in class.
>>750824960
literally me upto the freezing bit as id be fucked with 4 female flatmates
>>750798294
They really do, its usually just not their identity. Dated 2 and both times I didn't even know they were gamers for a while.
>>750825149
At least you have dignity, but you still look and write beta af
>>750824987
what insecurity i said a pretty shit joke that you tried to turn into a flaw that stop me getting women. I try and get a women but the main time i meet them is when at a pub or club so yeah we end up drunk
>>750824951
>able to talk to girls when drunk
>cool to hangout with but doesn't like going out
>very paranoid in public situations
>unreliable friend
>receding hairline
>well kept beard
>gets approached by a women rarely and fucks up every time and dwells on it for days
>dresses nicely
>makes excuses for not being able to find women
>has potential but wastes it from his own insecurities
>makes just enough at work to pay for his shitty apartment and spents copious amounts of time playing video games when not working
>dick at first but then you realize it's just his way of joking around
>>750799058
she used to date cody from zack and cody
>>750825376
Yeah, I'm aware of the issue. I need to exercise more and be aware of how I act. I've been doing stupid beta shit by not asking girls out when I thought they were attractive. There's an attractive girl in one of my classes, so I'm gonna talk her up and ask her out to coffee tomorrow. I also need to hit the gym, push ups and sit ups and running only do so much.
>>750825686
Almost spot on, enough to suspect witchcraft
>>750825729
>Be aware of how I act
No you don't, that's what makes betas stay betas for ever
>I need to do exercise
Take the /fit/ pill is diet,exercise and discipline
>I'm gonna talk to her
If you see you ruin it, don't push it. Learn from that mistake
>>750824584
No
>>750824960
Actually, I'm divorced, listen to mostly metalcore and blues, I cut my hair after the divorce, and I work full time as a security guard with a computer technology degree.
> Also the necklace is my ex wifes