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>tfw no bf
edition
Fucking slit your wrists open and hang yourself dog fucker. actually fucking do it the world would be better if you fucking died
Germanfurfag here. BW anyone??
:( no feels, we all need someone to frot n cuddle with
>>750771505
tch
>>750771693
Me toooooo
Everyone is entitled to a gf/bf except me, of course.
>>750771644
German too, but I live near Dortmund
>>750771700
Give Nibi ur sexticles
>>750771742
A good ass on a guy is like great tits on a woman.
>>750771784
Gaaaaaaay
>>750771766
Most people here are probably lonely. Why else would we waste our time here?
>>750771766
oh please, if a literal insane person like myself can maintain a mostly stable relationship 7 years, anyone can
>>750771771
Damn, but good to know. Theres lots of german furries for some godforsaken reason
>>750771643
Newfag
>>750771766
Nonsense, BF's for all, Nibi included.
>>750771824
Ripo right in my feels
>>750771824
I dont get lonely. If I got lonely i'd be lonely forever.
>>750771771
fellow neardortmundfag reporting in again
>>750771922
Could you guys not fucking live in a more boyfriendable zone
Any cubs? Id post but not at my computer right now
>>750771535
>>750771643
He's got a point
>>750771824
I'm here for porn and boredem
>>750771853
>I cant
>I am not good enough for anyone
>>750771877
we're liberal as fuck (not talking about you, FDP) and I love it
>>750771909
Everyone gets a threshold. Mine came and went. Humans took it from me.
>>750772069
I guess it's true. Still strange, seeing how taboo of a topic sex is here tho
>>750771994
Where are you, mate? It starts with advertising your location.
>>750771736
Papa bless
>>750771742
Damn near perfect
>>750771811
So true, a nice butt is hard to beat
>>750771817
Hell yeah
>>750772055
Shhhh don't say that.
>>750772069
>>750771877
>>750771771
>>750771644
>>750771922
Nice, got discord or telegram or something?
>>750772139
Freiburg (BW), Germany
>>750772145
>Shhhh don't say that.
>Dont go against the hivemind
>Having a blacksheep looks bad for the rest of the flock
This isnt plebbit, you fag cuck.
>>750772162
Jesus christ could they not have used arrows or dots
why do the fucking icons have ears and tails
>>750772301
These are several years old. If you go on now its much thicker (Unlike my dick).
>>750772436
What is that site, anyways?
And btw I bet your peepee is perfect the way it is~
>>750772436
>>750771644
I'm near Frankfurt
>>750772194
telegram is my city, not a fan sharing my name though
Well Nibi I hope you find someone, never say never unless it turns out you're actually straight or something. GL to the rest of u fags too
Time for Overwatch, stupid AMD / OW combined still haven't fixed their driver issue. Annoying having to rollback or not update cause they broke the game ~4 months ago in drivers somehow
>>750772529
Close enough. You happen to know any furs near you?
>>750772583
Hit me up on @justmakeafakeusername
>>750772301
because furry
it's not even obnoxious, nice touch imo
>>750772505
Furmeet or something
It's not, its fucking terrible. No one wants shitty, tiny, virgin baby penis.
>>750772436
>>750772517
Damn that's actually true
>>750772589
Actually he used to think he was straight and then realized he was gay.
>>750772679
It's fitting yea but I'd have preferred paws or something idk
>>750772589
I wont.
You're a bright eyed idiot. It will fade like when Churchill's mother and wife died on the same day.
>>750772717
Whats your size? I'm not terribly huge either but I've accepted it
>>750772162
whats this?
>>750772888
7.5in
>>750772436
tfw no german bf
>>750772989
Are you kidding I barely have 6 and I'm fine
>7.5
>tiny
>>750772929
Fucking germans and other northerners running around pretending they're wolves like they've been doing for several thousand fucking years.
>>750773068
he's literally the stereotypical image of r/incel, pay it no heed
>>750771742
Haven't saved anything in a long time, but this one got me right in the boner.
>>750773086
>>750773068
>>750773086
People these days only want 15-17 inch nigger dicks. There is no way to fucking compete anymore. That's why there's all these ugly fucking balding, pasty, flabby mongrels in the west.
>>750771643
"Waaahhhh"
-you
>>750773041
tfw there are tons on germans in here and on that map you can contact
>>750773190
have that one already but thanks anon
>>750773208
are you retarded
wait don't answer that, I know it's all just bait anyway
>>750773208
Only because porn poisons the brain and that is all people see anymore. If they actually had to take a massive cock a few times, I am willing to bet that a lot more people would shy away from them.
>>750771643
>>750772029
same, am not even a full furry or fully gay, but enjoy the ""vibe"" of a lot of the posts
>>750773293
>Dont like the cold hard facts
>Get mad and call it "bait"
>>750772989
your an retard
>>750773382
>Being in this much denial about his shitty baby penis.
>>750773338
didn't have that one actually despite having this folder since the show aired. Hm, thanks brody.
>>750773466
Thanks for proving my point, now go fapping to more macro dick furry porn virgin
>"There is nothing wrong with being a virgin"
>Uses virgin as an insult
Is my dick nice?
>>750771644
BW aswell
>>750773694
Baby dick
>>750773694
too curved for me but other than that yes.
>>750773694
I'd give it a touch or 2.
>>750773694
Yup! Not too thick to blow, and delicious tip
>>750773522
Been into her since the manga started, you don't know what you're missing
>>750773697
What area?
>>750773694
yes. location?
>>750773786
North west, dont want to doxx myself though
>>750773851
Dammit. I'm from Freiburg.
>>750773821
Canada
>>750773854
Buttons pressed
>>750773774
>you don't know what you're missing
The several hundred images in my folder disagree.
>>750773873
>straight
Gross
>>750773876
yeah thats like roughly 2h away from me
Also, fellow snekfag, the fuck is with Okayado pushing new chapters so god damn slowly? Few years ago he released monthly but now god damn. Did he succumb to working too hard or what?
>>750773908
More as in the manga is way ahead on the show...
big iron, biiig iron
>>750774073
Oh, I read the whole manga up till where it's currently at. Caught up on it the week the show premiered, and have been reading as it releases since. See >>750773990
>>750774193
got yeah, this is my runner up
>>750773382
well i dunno about guys but a pussy can push out a baby so a big nigger dick wont do any harm
>>750774268
My runner up is a tie between Polt and Tio
>>750771535
that's a cute butt
>>750774331
lol you're an odd one
>>750774292
How virgin can you get? Please be a troll.
>>750774531
how so?
>>750774607
just so, any who, I've always felt Ring x Mama was the polar opposite of Monster Girl.
As in going all the way. Just seem like that male charters share a lot of common stuff and one of the charters looks like Asuka Langley Soryu.
So that's a plus in my book.
>>750774860
This is like an illustration of regret turning into rape cries
I just want a cute little furfag to flirt with.
>>750774937
nah, she's into but I like how you think lmao
>>750773697
That's what I don't quite get. I can see why you don't wanna dox yourself, but why did you post your location then? Like, what's the point if you don't even start trying to communicate
>>750775015
You will find none of that. Furries are ugly people.
>projection
>>750775259
well I'd be willing to communicate on other services
that is quite a projection
I know i'm ugly
I want to be included in this faggotry
>>750775058
So you like the truth then?
i know more than one straight guy that enjosy it when their girlfriends play with their ass. it's an enormous center of nerves and obviously the prostate is in there
spicy projection
>tfw I made a guy cum on omegle who was using a furry tag
>>750775265
Can pretend. Isn't that what all of this is anyways?
>>750775265
im incredibly attractive, and so is sepiaa, among others
>>750775265
Aren't you supposed to be hot?
>>750775819
Sure, lie to yourself.
>>750775826
Doubt
>>750775847
>"Hot"
>"Attractive"
>"Good looking"
>"Handsome"
Words dont mean anything anymore these days.
>>750775907
luckily i'm the one that gets to look at myself, so i know for a fact how hilariously invalid your opinion is
>>750775953
And so the jews win
compared to other ghoul kings he is very handsome, he probably gets all the ghoul queens
>>750775953
Yea I remember you posted your bod once, but I didn't save it. Curly hair, abs, cute butt, chin fuzz.
It's too bad your personality is so fucking ugly though.
>>750775968
Ill never see you so it dont matter.
>>750776052
I dont have curly hair, wrong person.
>>750772055
>i hate myself and think i'm a retard
>i trust my retarded opinions over those who want the best for me
You either want attention or you're unironically autistic.
>>750776258
>those who want the best for me
Getting cucked or castrated isnt on my list of desires.
Or eaten, forgot that one.
>>750775611
the who?
>>750776461
Get that shit tier weeb sword outta here
>>750773937
>not being openly bisexual in 2017
>>750776664
Dont make fun of his sword, he is very proud of it.
>>750776734
You cant say that, its *current year*
Im Bi, but neither men nor women will have sex with me.
Or would, I should say since I cant have it anymore.
>>750776775
1 sword is OK, the other is shit, ill let you guess which one is which OwO
>>750776883
Sorry I dont speak mongolian.
Afternoon, folks. How ya'll doing?
>>750777404
take pic like this, send pls
>>750773881
Alberta furry? :3
barruh u gay
>>750777589
I cant orgasm anymore so even if I said yes I couldnt.
>>750777296
Ey what's good
>>750777746
well you could still get in that pose and lift balls revealing that sweet sweet hole. the pose is what matters not the cum.
>>750777733
ya but u2
>>750777838
naaahhh
>>750777976
but I've literally seen you in panties, that's really really gay
para is super cute in panties
>>750777838
No, I dont like you.
>>750778017
Naw that's pretty straight, girls wear panties. Now if it were a jock strap... hella gay.
>>750778046
but I like you, that counts for something right
not sure I would have put in so much effort over 4 years if I wasn't sincere
>>750778017
>>750778043
you got me mistaken for someone else
I've never seen porn like this before.
>>750778224
false
>>750778253
it's porn for your soul, not your penis
>>750778224
maybe i do, i'll need to see you in panties to confirm
>>750778297
Looks a lot like porn for my penis to me. Are you trying to confuse me?
>>750778265
okay well it must've been a long time ago
>>750778299
>>750778355
i don't do that any more
>>750778433
Shame.
>>750778433
you were zooted af on anti-deps and had some boy toy over, posted both of you in thigh-highs. was bretty gud. it was back during your dark days so I'm not surprised you don't remember
>>750778433
aw
that's okay though
>>750778571
Pics please.
>>750778365
It's def porn for the penis, porn on this computer slowly being overrun by Gfur the more I look around. Some of it is just very appealing, like it would look good as both Sfur and Gfur because of how nice it looks etc
Just whip out the dick and beat it til you accept the Gfur.
>>750778640
I have no idea what sfur and gfur even mean. The only drawn porn I've ever seen was hentai.
>>750778149
>"Dont worry, you will get a bf in 2-3 years ;)"
>>750778571
i was on meds, but i didn't have anyone over until just this year's summer. i only puff small amounts of the magic dragon nowadays
>>750778599
yeah those days are over
>>750778799
i hope you're feeling better now than you did then
>>750778799
wh, I distinctly remember you and some other skinyboi in thigh highs
>>750778737
that was an estimate if you actually fixed your awful personality and started being NICE. you did not, therefor, no bumping 4 u
>>750778717
s-traight fur and g-ay fur
>>750778877
>Inuyashiki but a furry
>>750778849
2017 has definitely been better than 2016
>>750778881
i honestly don't recall that. what colour were the thigh highs?
>>750778892
Oh, that makes sense. Never really heard of furs before though. They seem neat.
>>750778924
what now?
>>750778948
don't remember, was a while ago, 1-2 years I think
>>750778881
You keep the same thing
>"U DIDNT FIX IT IR UR FULT"
I cant fix what I dont have the skills to fix. I cant change what is out of my hand.
I want you to tell me you were wrong because you didnt understand the odds stacked against me like the simpleton you are.
Holy shit. It's not Friday. Fucking Furry Friday. You bunch of shitsticks.
>>750779010
relevant weeb shit, don't worry about it, I was just making a stylistic observation
>>750779048
Nothing is ever out of your own hand. Life aint over till the last electron in your body stops vibrating. Odds matter not so long as the spirit endure, if you can't understand even that then I pity you greatly.
>>750778948
that's good
also i remember them being black thigh highs
>>750779013
the only thing i remember from that period is me visiting
>SEVERECOUGHfroCOUGHshDRYHEAVE
other than that, you'd definitely have me mixed with someone else
>>750779217
OH that's what it was, you visiting someone else
>>750779217
Fro? Nasty.
>>750772717
Let me like what I like, dammit.
>>750779206
If you dont understand fate you dont understand me.
>fate
>>750773694
I'd put it in my mouth.
Frosh was the better of the two in that relationship.
>>750779268
also, nibi's condition is clearly self-perpetuating, so i don't think he's going to change from anything conventional
>>750779400
it is possible to struggle against causality you know. pick up that shield and fight kiddo.
>>750779482
I know but I still feel the need to try. Code of the protector and all that jazz.
>>750775953
WHAT GAME
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>>750779570
total war warhammer
it uses denuvo though unfortunately
>>750779585
THANK YOU ANON
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>>750779503
The only thing worth fighting are simpletons who thing they can go against fate.
someone save me from this mormon desert
and also d8 me
>>750779463
which one of his many relationships?
>>750779557
my guess is that he has some form of social anxiety or another and prefers to rather lock himself up than face his fears
>>750779707
Look for people with low standards.
>>750779678
battling causality takes a special kind of strength, one which you do not possess
>>750779748
ye. as I mentioned above, facing said fears and fighting back is a strength he does not have
>>750779748
Frosh is top tier, you are just salty you cant even compete.
>>750772529
~20km west of Frankfurt here
>frosh is top tier
>>750779804
You sound like a fanboy.
>>750779804
top tier at what? being a nasty hoe?
nibi is actually just pretending
this whole time i've been fooled
All you germans should move one country up.
Whos Frosh and whats his story?
>>750779797
Is that an elaborate euphemism for saying I dont possess non-virginity?
>>750779929
doesn't denmark also have muslim issues though
>>750779867
>>750779890
>>750779893
Frosh is top tier and para ruined him, which is the same thing humans are trying to do to me.
I wouldnt say he is Keeper of Secrets level, but para is certainly a fucking slaanesh daemon.
>>750779792
nah too anxious
>>750780065
How would I know, I sit inside and don't meet people.
>>750780222
i assume that since it's right above germany and below sweden, it's got a muslim problem
unfortunately like most, if not all of western europe
>>750779943
One of the only posters here who was actually attractive.
>>750780001
sure now send me pictures of your juicy balls and boyhole
>>750780271
Think they are rejected at the border to germany, those that make it through get a train ticket to sweden.
nibi thought i was attractive once
>>750780157
Ah I see, what you're saying is this Frosh guy seems to be popular (probably for no reason) which means he could easily influence people. Para being one of them (you as well obviously, fanboy) and when their fuck fest went wrong that's when the salt started to pour and lines in friendship were drawn.
>>750780157
are you attracted to psychopaths?
nibi at one point thought I was cute but then he further pushed himself down his self made rabbit hole
I miss back when he was in denial about being gay because at least he was really nice in private. showed me his peepee and we played games together, it was really nice. I miss those days.
>>750780447
Is his pee pee big?
>>750780564
yes, big-ish. around 7", so bigger than mine
>>750780341
No thanks, lesser daemon.
>>750780367
Fake news. You photoshoped that.
>>750780427
You ruined him.
>>750780447
nibi has called me attractive too, was quite a while ago though
>>750780447
i'm now convinced he's just acting
i don't remember those days, the most he told me in private was to off myself then he removed me on Steam, after i told him i wouldn't give him an opportunity to fuck me (even though he didn't want to anyways)
i screencapped that chat and have it somewhere
>>750780682
you know i didn't, and i don't even know how to use photoshop anyways, other than making pictures transparent
>>750780682
Can I have pictures of your balls and boyhole? I'm not a bad guy like him.
Ghk
>>750780642
As in a little less or a little more? But more importantly I guess than size is, is it aesthetically pleasing or ugly?
>>750780682
how exactly?
