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Roll for your SUPERPOWER!

Then argue relentlessly about how and why you would beat the guy above you in a fight. I wanna hear good explanations and solid reasoning. Extra credit if you type out how the whole fight would go like it's an action movie script.

Also if you're not reading Worm, what the fuck is wrong with you: parahumans.wordpress.com
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>>750752601
roll
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>>750752748
Holy shit pretty much I'm a super genius Leatherface
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>>750752601
rolll
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?
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RollING
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Roll
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>>750752870
>>750752898

So basically, I've engineered my skin to be fireproof so your pussy ass birds can't touch me, then I fuck you up with a Pickle Rick-esque mech suit. Easy.
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Roll
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OH HELL YEAH
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roll
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>>750752601
Rolling
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roll
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In b4 quints
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>>750753069
>>750752998
The guy above me can't work with what he can't catch. I'd disintegrate my hands and reassemble them in his insides, tearing him apart inside-out.
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Rollle
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Check 'em
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>>750753376

How are you going to put your hands in his insides? He's turned into a storm of rocks and shit
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roll'n in the nineties
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null rawl
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>>750753503

NVM think I got it backwards
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Fuck it roll
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>>750753535
>>750753565
Well me and this guy don’t give a fuck and call Armageddon on Earth.

Good luck heroes.
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Roll
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>>750753503
The power I got says I can turn my body into a telekinetic storm, meaning I can rip myself apart with a thought and utilize that to fight and evade. I imagine this being like a souped-up version of pic related.
Making a telekinetic storm centered at my body is an entirely different matter.
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>>750753679

My Quads say otherwise.
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>>750753679
nah, i'd just hit hiroshima once a day for the rest of my life
just in case they forgot
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Rolling
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..
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All flawed.

0-birds shit fireballs on cars.
1- sure it’s extended but good luck having enough torque
2-headshot. Done.
3-wipe this asshole out quick, none of that hulk bullshit.
4-fuck meeseeks.
5- just stand here while I pretend to play FF7
6-it’s not telekinesis if your touching retard
7-good job you’re a fire extinguisher.
8-alright there ed gein, go make me some furniture
9- so does my wife on her period
Not even gonna address the rest because Trip the disco ball is OP and Quint is AntMan? Fuck off
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>>750752601
Roll
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>>750752601
rolling stones
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>>750753376
>>750753393
I'd have to kill the guy below me ASAP in order to win, which has a difficulty determined by the terrain of our battlefield.
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>>750752601
K
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>>750754108

Quint is clearly the best one
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>>750754276
Explain. Disregarding the power's limiting range, what's the most work such a swarm of insects can provide?
What guarantee is there that you'll end up with an optimal arsenal every time you use it?
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>>750752601
lets roll
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>>750754108
What off dubs?
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Ok
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roll
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>>750754526
so if i touchmyself i can fly?
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>>750754177
>>750754148
Do you even want to try? I'll just punch you once and you're dead
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roll
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ROllin
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>>750753866
>Look up definition of localized
With that, my tactics for that fight would change quite a bit. I'd just need to be in range to rip and beat my opponent to death.
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ill bite
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>>750754770
>>750754734
I mow the birds down with my rapid-fired clones, obviously.
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>>750752601
Jesus christ quints please...
You may have the ability to summon metheors, but holy shit youll be the meteor
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Rolls
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>>750752601
No touching someone and freezing for a random amount of time, between 10 seconds to 10 minutes?
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Rollin
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roll dat pantsu
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rrrrooolll
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>>750752601
Shit and giggles
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>>750752601
fuck it
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rolling
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roll
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>>750754471
bEES

>>750755331
I'll put that on the next one
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>>750752601
rolling
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Rolling
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>>750755421
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>>750755331
Also, as i know this fucker who uses this. I'll roam around with a needle, insta lobotomy (or worst) anyone i see, before they see me. See, this is like One Piece, you have a limit of what you can do... it is up to you to extend that with imagination and training.
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rollin
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roll
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rollin
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rollerino
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>>750752601
roll
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>>750755665
Wasps are better.
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>>750755665
I thought people reading Worm was rare, happy to see another parahuman among us. Also, if you are talking about GloryGirl for dubs, im pretty sure she has minor barrier power, where the barrier itself is pretty strong.
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>>750752601
Roll
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Also Quints.
I'd say spoiler
.....
....
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, but you learn in like chapter 4 or something, she can control minor brain functions of any animal. Ex: Crab
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Roll time.
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>>750752601
mmmmmkkk
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Roal
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roll
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>>750752601
Roll.
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>>750752601
rolling
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rawlin niggers
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>>750752601
Roll
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>>750752601
Röll
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Reeeeeee
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>>750752601
Roll
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Rollin"
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>>75075692
well i guess if i can summon very small meteors
i could kill one person at a time if i was in a fight
but if i went the supervillain route i could hold the world for ransom
i would have to destroy at least two counties to get the world to believe my power.
maybe india and china
help with the overpopulation at least.
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>>750752601
Rolling for this this for Rolling
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Roll
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roll
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>>750757515
Its not as powerful as you think. You don't summon meteors. You only bring them from space. So... it'll be a while, before anything is done. Its more like fighting with smaller space rocks. lol
Larger the rock, the slow it is in space.
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>>750758328
well damn. gotta wait week for something from the asteroid belt "just wait its coming" dosent sound very intimidating
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>>750752601
Give me the chicken
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memes
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Rollerino
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>>750758469
Can you image forgetting about it?
Than like a week later most of Russia is gone?
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>>750758520
????
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>>750758590
probably got drunk one night played tetris and got pissed of at them cause all you have left is vodka and you hate vodka
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>>750752601
Come on gimme a 4
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>>750758768

>Don't fight
>Become Powerful Doctor
>Make new type of Operation
>????
>Profit
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4
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boiroll
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>>750752601
rollan
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>>750758768
Does that make me like a fucking cyborg this is the only power I'm not sure how this works
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>>750758679
Also, the moon is a meteor. technically.

>Moon is Big
>Moon is Close
>Give me money?
Earth Collectively "NO"
>Bring Moon to Earth
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Rolling
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roll
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>>750758980
More like BIOLOGY beyond human comprehension. Allowing you to splice stuff, not really known to human.
Think Bioshock ;D
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>>750752601

Quints get
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Rollerino
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You still get the power you roll, but you have to go through Horrifying events to Trigger them.

Good Luck
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>>750752601
Rolll
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>>750752601
Anus cakes
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Rolling
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>>750759266

Damn, I'll never be good at multitasking.
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>>750752601
rolling!!!
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>>750758980

A medical tinker, power allows to work with biology and the physical form
creating hybrid capes
performing plastic surgery in minutes
reviving the recently dead
transplanting limbs
creating virulent plagues and diseases.

>Gain Secret Lab
>Cure Cancer
>Make Money off of it
>Make Stronger Version of Cancer
>Spread
>Cure
>Recycle Idea, when low on money
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>>750752601
jezzz
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Tol
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Rollin
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>>750752601
Duckroll
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>>750754471
>2017
>Still hasn't read Worm
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>>750752601
rolando desu
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Rooooll!
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Roll
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rollin rollin rollin rollin
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>>750752601
llor
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roll
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>>750752601
Rorran
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Rollingcheckem
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>>750752601
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roll
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>>750752601
REEEEEEE
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Rollie Pollie
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roll
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>>750761640
Re-roll
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rewn
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Rolllllllllllllll
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rolloo
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RORR
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>>750752601
Rolllllllllll
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R0llin
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>>750752601
Roll for 2. Thats the kind of immortality iam looking for.
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llor
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>>750761844
Gary
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roll
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>>750758520
Sorry sir, but your super power seems to be "being a dumb fucking faggot". Also, it is not super or power.
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>>750752601
give me the worst thing
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Skeebidy boo dop doo waaaah
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rollol.
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>>750761955
Worst At? Fighting? Living life normally?
Being evil?
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rell
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>>750761955
You're shit-outta-luck, son.
Wanna trade?
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>>750752601
Rollo
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>>750762147
Eh, close enough
Gonna make a meteor-proof house.
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Roooollll
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>>750752601
Ugtfcb
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roll
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>>750752601
Rollan grant me death
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>>750752601
hope neat
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Roll
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>>750752601
rolling for kinetic sniper, trips laser circus, and constantly refreshing body GOOOO
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roll
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>>750752601
oh look, someone read worm
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Rolling
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>>750752601
roll
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>>750752601
Rollerino
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>>750752601
rOLLING LIKE downstairs
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Roll!
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Roll
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Roll
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>>750752601
Rollin
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>>731289866
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>>750752601
it wasnt me
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>>750752601
roll
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>>750752601
roll
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>>750752601
rollin'
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>>750752601
Roll
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>>750752601
[;lkjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
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>>750752601
rolling
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>>750752601
roll
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bump rerollio
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R O L L
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Hahs
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>>750752601
rooll
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>>750764555
Nice trips.
Also rolls
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>>750752601
But can I achieve heaven?
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>>750752601
I accept your blessing
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roll
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Fuck my 5 quints !
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>>750752601
Gimme anything but immortality
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roll time
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>>750759654
That's a pretty good idea
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Roll. Yes
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Roll
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>>750752601
gottaPOOProllquick
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>>750765264
Me personally? I'd rather make Plasmids, and as a BioTinker, you can!
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Soiserman
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>>750752601
roll
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2 is only one worth having
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>>750752601
GIVE ARYAN POWER
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Try
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>>750752601
rollerino
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rolling
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>>750752601
Shucks
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Rawl
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>>750752601
All
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>>750752601
ROLLING
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roll
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Roll
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roll
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rawl
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rolling for quints
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Roll for weeb purging
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>>750752601
Rollercoaster Butch!
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Roll
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Roll
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>>750752601
roll
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>>750766462
I would summon naked duplicas of me all the time until my enemy is leaving!
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>>750752601
Rolling for eidolon.

That's quads/
If i get a single though I'd like Lung's power ir Bonesaw's power.
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roll
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quadly getterinos
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Imbue me
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>>750752601
Rollin'
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>>750766915
https://parahumans.wordpress.com/

Is where these powers are from btw. one of the nest stories ever.
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>>750752601
R
O
L
L
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roll
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>>750752601
rollo
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>>750767001
Begin flying, through subway tunnels. Powering up. The Semi bird control my nemessis has would not be enough to convince birds to follow suit, especially with active subway trains. After doing so to achieve Apex strength and my own pyrokenitic fun, I'd use it to simply fly through the horde of flaming, semi controlled birds, and crush my nemessis.
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roll
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roll
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>>750752601
Gimme it
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>>750752601
rrll
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roll for bugs
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>>750767533
You are Alexandria
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>>750752601
Rollage
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>>750752601
röllz
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Rollan
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Rollin
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>>750767771
FUCK, SO CLOSE
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>>750752601
sure m8
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Rollex
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>>750752601
Roll
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>>750752601
rolly tollly
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me
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roll
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>>750752601
lel
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>>750752601
I hope for death
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>>750752601
Alright
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>>750752601
rollerino
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>>750752601
rolling
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>>750768039
Your storm is shit. I win.
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roll
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GIMME DUBS BOY
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>>750752601
roll
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>>750752601
roll
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Rick rolling
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>>750752601
Rollioni
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>>750752601
rollin
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rloo
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roll
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>>750752601
Rolll like a fat kid
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lol
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>>750768597
cause im invincible
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>>750752601
Roll
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Roll
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>>750752601
roll
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>>750752601
fake and gay
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>>750752601
rolllllll
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>>750752601
rollerino
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>>750752601
roll
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More rolls than an Italian bread shop
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roll
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roll
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>>750752601
rolling2slep
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>>750752601
Rolling in
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roll
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>>750752601
rollin for quints
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Roll
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RoLL
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>>750752601
rollo
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Rock rolling
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rollio
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>>750752601
Rolly polly olly
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>>750752601
r0ll3n
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>>750752601
>>750769225
I would just go in water and use a submarine or something to slowly chip away at him by firing rockets that home in on him. The water would kill most of the momentum the meteors had so I'd be pretty safe under there
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Roll
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Rolling nigger fag
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Rollololo
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Roll
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Rollio pollio
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gay
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Go man go
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Roll
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>>750752601
rollen em
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roll
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cigányok
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roll
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Roll
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Rollll
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>>750752601
xw324r3c
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roll
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>>750752601
I'm ready
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>>750752601
Roll for Speed
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