YLYL thread
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YLYL thread
>americans
>>750749528
Dem hips tho
>>750749528
That women has amazing hips, her ass cheeks must be huge.
>>750749150
holy shit am I ever laughing hard at that pic
>>750749285
That's one way to make the stats for minority crimes go down so police don't appear biased... towards them...
>>750749620
Why do videos of primates enjoying magic tricks make me SO happy?
>>750749791
Lulz
>>750749150
Your average American
>>750749902
Whats american teeth
>>750750625
Idk men, Americans don't even have good dental hygiene
Sorry to be a meanie but this thread is weak
>>750750494
>stereotypes are more often than not absolutely true & applicable
>How dare you actually say that shit tho
>>750750161
Because you are a stand up human anon
>>750750275
god fucking damnit dilbert was golden in the 90s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSWnWdn0MUE
>>750749620
man, i could watch primates reacting to shit for hours on end.
>>750751029
12volts is not enough to overcome the resistance of human skin.
That's retarded.
Why do people not understand electricity even slightly?
>>750751281
I burned my fucking fingers with a bunch of AA batteries, I wouldn't like to touch a 12v connected to anything, thank you
tomorrow guys what's post up some funny stuff
>>750750726
Yeah, that OP FB pic is obvi from some British dude who only knows America through pop culture and movies. Those peeps got fake looking white ass teeth. Most people I know are barely getting by out here, no one got money for perfectly straight and white teeth. It always looks strange anyway.
>>750750749
No, I agree Anon. It's like one or two faggots posting bait shit. Trying to stir up trouble.
>>750751739
nigger detected
>>750751896
Do you honestly think black dudes use 4chan? Have you ever met a black person anon?
>>750752301
Nigger super detected
100% nigger right there
>>750749705
>>750749749
Found the niggers.
>>750752899
... you're so wrong for that but damn if I didn't laugh.
>>750753071
Context? Or at least tell me how to find the source of pic?
>>750749688
Nějak divně to tam smrdí
>>750750625
>>750750726
>t. Brit
>>750752822
Never understood this joke :(
>>750753436
Here's a clue.
>>750752588
I don't get why he's pissed off about getting passed. If you're going slow I'm going around you. Don't be a butthurt faggot about it.
>>750753436
Hes black.
>>750753436
Hangings, probably. Think like the dumbest redneck hick racist you can imagine when trying to understand racist jokes.
>>750749150
you need to shoop the hand so it's black
>>750749620
This is how religion started
>>750753560
Better yet, try thinking like somebody with an IQ over 85
>>750753692
This
>>750751613
>I burned my fucking fingers with a bunch of AA batteries
You're not supposed to touch their insides, dumbfuck.
>>750753692
Hicks most definitely don't have above 85 IQ
>>750751463
>>750750781
Being this vexed by a joke image
>>750752497
I've seen that girl before
>>750753861
I was playing with some AA batteries, lightbulbs, and cables, I fucked up the circuit and touched one of the cables, it sticked to some of my skin, worst pain I have ever felt
>>750753436
like 3/4 black kids don't have dads, and lynchings used to be a thing
>>750754034
Where is leg? Leg gon is back or front leg im confuse
>>750754034
Where the fuck is her other leg
>>750754050
AA batteries? How many hundred were you playing with?
>>750750911
Dibert was always an eerily accurate representation of where I work.
>>750753135
pretty sure that's shindol's Emergence
if you're talking about the joke that comes with it, i didn't get it either
>>750749791
Fuck. The scoots text made me lose
>>750754050
>worst pain I have ever felt
underage banned
PREPARE TO LOSE, YOU FUCKING DUMBSHITS
https://youtu.be/SY-KGRjOM08?t=20
>>750755008
19 I'm fact, this was 8 years ago, I still feel stupid
>>750753135
Emergence by ShindoL shits pretty fucked up
>>750755068
1:30
1:58
fucking kek
>>750755284
You must live a really sheltered life if the worst pain you've ever felt was getting shocked by a couple of double A batteries and that was almost a decade ago.
more cringe than YLYL
>>750749528
it doesn't even make me angry anymore, I just find it sad.
>>750755428
>Pisces
>literally looks like a fish
top kek
>>750755428
my bad guys here you go
>>750755284
hello, fact
>>750749528
That kid must be adopted. It's way too black
>>750755068
1:39 is, by far, the best part.
>>750754480
>>750754484
prob the same guy as the guy on /fit/ that photoshops people's nipples off for some reason.
>>750754557
Just 7 or 6 they can make some heat if you put them in series and suddenly connect one - pole to the + cable. In fact you can start a fire with only one and some aluminium paper
>>750755419
I wasn't shocked, the batteries actually produced heat and burned my finger, the cable sticked to my skin like it melted it. First and only time I got burnt
>>750755585
Hello Anon
Fucking self correcting keyboard
>>750750726
>Exclaimed the brit, having just bitten both his lip and tongue at the same time because he's so god damned snaggle toothed he can bite things around corners without turning his head.
>>750755575
the other one was funnier. even the jpg had a huge forehead
>>750750827
>niggers be liek
>>750756157
British dental health is better than the US though :^)
What is it with americans and always projecting. Have you taken the brainwashing full force or what?
USA NUMBAH ONE FREEDOM CENTER!
>>750753882
proving the point
>>750753692
funniest shit ever, yet retards still believe it!
>>750756257
i never thought of it like that...
happy accidents
>>750755575
How is it possible to be that young & have rolls underneath your breasts that are larger than the breasts themselves?
>>750755756
all good, just havin a giggle
>>750754480
>Where is leg? Leg gon is back or front leg im confuse
>Where is leg?
>Leg gon
>Leg gone is back or front leg
I'm dying
>>750756349
but it's socialist healthcare, it can't possibly be as good, let alone BETTER, than our freedom loving God fearing dental care you need a house lien in order to be able to afford.
>>750754011
finding it necessary to use vexed on b
>>750751281
It's not the volts but the amps that fuck you up
>>750756511
IKR? It's like people are too stupid to understand that God created EVERYTHING with a plan in mind for ALL of it from the beginning until the end of time, and is still ONLY responsible for all the good things, and NONE of the bad which were all the doing of his creation Satan?
>>750756349
you may as well not talk when you put
:^)
in your comment.
>>750755519
>>750756931
Sorry you have no counterpoint, champ.
>>750757151
lel champ
good one. I surrender fgt
>>750752402
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time shit
>>750753182
Sorry we don't speak monkey here
>>750757438
Glad we got that settled.
>>750756973
ummm lol
>>750756834
you need both, i can touch a transformer at 3000 amps but its only got a 1v output so im not dead
>>750751281
Thank you someone whos not a retard
>>750755428
That file name.
GO.FUCKING.HAN
kekd
>>750750275
>JPG
kys
>>750751281
>>750757675
Why don't you two get a room and shoot lightning rods up each others asses
>>750749528
must be adopted, male clearly has genetic defect, just look at his midget arms
>>750750438
every time i do heroin i end up cleaning my entire apartment...
>>750752213
Kek
>>750752899
Is there a fucking source to this, holy shit.
>>750757151
Sry forgot pic.
>>750752213
I don't get it
>>750750771
who might this be
>>750758123
Poopey Jay
>>750758123
its a trap. bailey jay
>>750757985
We figured that, you permavirgin.
>>750757985
That's because you're a fucking newfag.
>>750755652
>the guy on /fit/ that photoshops people's nipples off
fucking /fit/
>>750757985
Was being retarded part of your plan?
>>750756885
Hey cmon let’s get you out of here it’s clearly getting to crowded
>>750749150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y39dFm09hVA
>>750758491
Yeah I was a mongoloid. Didn't think to check replies to replies. Fug. Thanks though anon.
>>750749285
pic is of the abductor not the child dumb shit
>>750752082
Holyfuck lol
>>750756589
The Sea of Genetics be a harsh mistress.
>>750758645
>completely misses the joke
>calls someone else a dumb shit
>>750758726
>Sea of Genetics
fucking kek
>>750758645
and the abductor gets described as a white female in the yellow shaded part of the text, moron.
tldr: learn 2 read.
>>750758645
you're telling me that the abducted baby was 120 pounds retard?
>>750756511
What? It's not wrong to believe gods don't exist.
>>750751029
Holy Fuck I haven't lost to copy pasta in awhile...but I admit I haven't seen this copy pasta in a few
>>750758930
more accurately, it's right to believe gods don't exist.
>>750756973
What I find most strange about that pic is the last bit of the 2nd paragraph "reaching for Vicks VapoRub on wash day..." suggesting these women aren't washing their hair everyday. Am I crazy or is a daily wash not something Black women do?
>>750751623
Fuck Yeah...RedNeck Ingenuity
>>750759012
It's pretty detrimental to anyone's hair to wash it daily; destroys the oils your hair produces that it actually needs to be healthy.
Twice a week is more than enough, rinsing it when you shower on other days is sufficient.
>>750759012
Lots of women don't wash their hair every time they bathe. That being said I don't know any black women.
>>750758993
I think science proves that there are no gods, but I don't think it's still wrong to believe in it. The world sucks, and the belief that there is something better keeps lots of people moving.
>>750752301
I'm the only black person on 4chan, and I'm only here to find stuff to post on Reddit
>>750750071
I raffed
>>750759171
Seriously? Because if I go more than 2 days with out washing my hair with shampoo I end up looking like some kinda greasy wop. And as far as I know everyone I associate with washes their hair daily.
>>750759171
the oils your hair produces
Really?
>>750751029
both poles are connected to the same metal part.There will be no voltage at all. Poor Julia should have taken engineering classes
>>750759511
(I'm) Pretty sure it's your scalp, but yeah. Shit gets gnarly, especially if you use effective dandruff shampoo. Because I do, my hair gets REALLY oily on the third day (shower every other)
>>750750974
You should move to Detroit.
>>750749688
it smells funny in there
>>750751281
Probably because i dont give a fuck
>>750750161
Because you're a faggot maybe?
>>750750974
You'd really enjoy Oakland.
>>750749749
That's why the nigger fucked her butt and made the niglet that came out of her pussy.
>>750759248
Science doesn't prove that at all.
>>750756511
So wrong on so many levels. First of all not all atheist belive in the big bang. Second it was not "random" and is the most logical explenation of how the universe was created. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bang
>>750755702
Ah OK that makes sense.
>>750756729
have you ever been to the dentist? I don't have dental insurance and it costs me $80 to get a cleaning or $300 when i had my wisdom teeth removed. And I have the choice of 3 dental clinics in my town that can schedule me within a week of calling.
>>750756506
Why, why this of all things >>750756506
Fresh of the press OC
>>750750140
Gonna make some kittyniggers!
![l5limm1eavzy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RncbUU1.jpg "l5limm1eavzy[1].jpg")
>>750750610
reminds me of alex jone's before and after for super male vitality. the results speak for themselves
>>750759789
No it doesn't.
>>750756931
What anime is this
>>750757810
That's meth.
If it was heroin you'd have slept all day.
>>750758419
That gif is Moira from Overwatch
>>750750494
Words to the song are,
"Gonna pop a cap inna mufuckuh
fuck dat bitch in de ass
kill all the mufukkin white babies
Never gonna take a bath".
>>750760497
>Never gonna take a bath
>>750758974
Dude looks kind of downy
>>750753692
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
>>750750749
"We gon fuck dis bitch!"
>>750752899
Can someone explain this?
I don't understand any of this
>>750750827
Life in Niggerland.
>>750749688
why isn't Kevin Spaceys head photoshopped on Homers body
>>750750890
What kind of sick fag gets a tat like that?
>>750756511
Literally wrong from word 3. Atheists don't believe any specific things
>>750756885
>doesn't apply the same logic to how god exists
>>750759453
That's because you keep washing out the oil with soap so your hair is overcompensating by producing too much oil. Sorry, your hair is not that smart. If u start washing your hair less often, after a while it won't get so oily
>>750760637
She's crying (?) with her face covered in jizz. Then, as might happen in a movie, they cut to a flashback (I think Deadpool did it), where the movie starts, and leads up to the situation the character is in
>>750750890
Why would anyone get a tattoo like this?
>>750759453
you dont really need to worry about it if you have short hair, because you cut your hair off before it gets too damaged, but if you're growing it long it becomes a concern.
>>750760361
Magi Brilliant Park
>>750754034
I'd fuck any of them, given a chance.
>>750759012
This guy is right
>>750759171
I only shower about every other day, and wash my hair about ever other shower. That said, I have frizzy dry hair and a dry scalp, so a little extra time for natural oil build up does me good, and I actually have under-active sweat glands, so body odor isn't much of a worry for me.
It will very from person to person for sure, but every single day is rarer than you'd think.
All that said, I've never heard of "wash day" before this, so I understand your confusion,
too much whining, not enough posting.
>>750760766
camouflage in a snake pit
>>750760874
This is the blessed post of /b/
it only comes once every 1000 years, by reading this it completely negates any post that has the words "Nothing can save you from this" EXCEPT FOR THIS POST
reply to this or your family will die in their sleep tonight, nothing can save you from this.
>>750760874
oh no
>>750758432
Of course!
>>750752497
Nice shop.
>>750760549
He's a nigger
>>750760874
wat
>>750760874
Nigger
>>750750781
Kek true
>>750760998
>>750760874
>>750752588
So her smacked his bloody, broken corpse with the bread?
>>750752301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmUsg0hUE7I
>>750760874
Kys u cunt
>>750761171
>>750761139
>>750761257
>>750760998
Fuck off lmao
>>750754034
How come they both have the number 7?
>>750752807
Is this a nigger?
Damn, niggers are pussies.
>>750761260
I genuinely care more about my computer than my real mother... Fuck you
>>750750974
You just summed up 4chan, buddy
>>750753560
Lynchings are why there was less black crime back in the old days.
>>750753501
Is that spade smiling?
>>750753528
He's a winner.
Something you obviously can't understand.
>>750753882
Sure they do.
It's not like they're fucking niggers or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-T_kMAeFfk
>>750756511
Gr8 b8 m8
>>750761274
eat my ass niggaaa
>>750760874
Jjhjjj
>>750753688
Mah nigga...
>>750753528
road rage is a hellva thing.
I've sat and watched a relative and another person repeatedly scream fuck you to each other the entire time they were stopped at a red light
>>750760758
Those are tears and snot you fucking retard.
>>750752082
>>750756506
He's looking at her boobs?
>>750760874
Don’t click the gif.
>>750760998
owie
>>750760758
>I think Deadpool did it
>>750749620
Same reaction had Tyrone when went to jail just for rape a white girl
>>750756511
Yes!
I agree.
Atheists are all sinful homosexuals.
>>750760328
The gains are psychological too cuck, but what more could one expect from a shitlib
>>750750494
>mfw I realize the he is on back side of car
>>750762200
>too
>implying
>>750760328
Does he pay men to fuck his belly button?
Also when I clicked reply the message box had ">anime" in it.
>>750761274
>>750761260
Stop this stupid bullshit.
>>750762333
thats cause somewhere on the page you highlighted the word anime
>>750759012
They hardly ever wash.
Niggers are filthy beasts.
That's why they smell like shit and cologne.
They just splash some perfume on their asses once in a while.
>>750759012
2017
Not reaching for a carrot and KY?
>>750760923
This is how Athletes from San Francisco train for olympic games?
>>750758237
Welcome to 2017, when the guys who can't recite superhero movies by heart are the virgins.
>>750762391
5 years on this site and I'm still a newfag. God damnit.
>>750762331
It's ok to be inferior, cuckie. We can't all be on the upper half of the bell curve
>>750762149
It happened in the Deadpool movie is what I meant
>>750761957
You're probably right
It's quite possible she was snortin semen though
>>750758645
uhhh, guess you are special, huh
>>750749860
shieett
>>750762482
keep paying tenfold the commercial price for the chemicals in smv to see these results
>>750762415
Meanwhile...a lot of white Euros bathe twice a week
>>750749150
>ameirca
>>750752082
lost
>>750755596
Was thinking the same thing.
>>750760562
>i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo
WTF?
>>750762520
Anon, please. Please. It's not from Deadpool.
>>750761260
Memes incoming
>>750749620
>inb4 niggers-
Never mind.
>>750760874
Classic 4chan
>>750756349
WHAT
NIGGA FUCKING WHAT
Why would you just go on the internet and fucking lie out of your ass? WHY?
> inb4 burger
I am not from the US. The Brits have fucking horrible dental hygiene and teeth in general, that's universally known.
>>750756511
Our consciousness started from nothing. It was nothing before birth.
>>750758219
nooooooooooooooooooooooooo. really? what fucking gave it away?
>>750761260
Kkk
>>750751739
>>750756349
It's just fucking banter. Jesus Christ.
>>750761274
Hmm 4/10 tops.
>>750753688
Kek
>>750762761
I am neither american nor british.
Google it you spaz.
>>750762818
Then why did you get so triggered you had to make two posts?
>>750757835
Y-you REALLY don't want this source.
I do this because I care
>>750761334
i'm pretty sure its just a neckbeard NEET /pol/ poster
