new celeb thread
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new celeb thread
first
Chloe apparently but she has pierced nipples so maybe fake
>>750744558
This is the ideal woman, you may not like it but she is literal 10/10
>How does this make you feel, anon?
This is the ideal woman, you may not like it but she is literal 10/10
>How does this make you feel, anon?
>>750744634
This is the ideal woman, you may not like it but she is literal 10/10
>How does this make you feel, anon?
>>750744558
when do the cunny bros get on?
>>750744754
makes me feel like the sloth gonna breathe in the cloth
>>750744655
This is the ideal woman, you may not like it but she is literal 10/10
>How does this make you feel, anon?
>>750744655
probably fake but i'm fapping anyway
>>750744754
>>750744806
>>750744861
when the most fun you've had all week is "trolling" a thread on 4chan.
>>750744806
Very Ideal
BENZO!!!
>>750744655
Why's she got doodoo on her booty?
>>750745162
she has a tattoo on her leg
>>750745162
>>750745162
we get it, dollar shave club also sells butt wipes.
>>750745145
she looks fantastic in that pic
>ITT
>>750745340
Her boobs look so good
>>750744806
Penis
>>750744655
I don't see it. Chloe's not fat by any means, but she's thicker than this skinny as this bitch.
This is the ideal woman, you may not like it but she is literal 10/10
>How does this make you feel, anon?
>>750745502
i was thinking more her hair and makeup
>>750745073
its her, search the image and click on the celebjihad, they show the tatoos u can see on her body
>>750745635
She's very pretty :3
>>750745042
just think, some male surgical nurse got to insert the catheter before her surgery
>>750746004
what surgery would necessitate that?
>>750745766
fuckyes, cunny ari here to drain us
>>750746033
nice butt
>>750746081
she almost died like a month ago
>>750746166
someone on /hr/ did a whole bunch of research and has a theory that the operation she had was fake and apart of some insurance fraud lol
>>750746226
still looking good
>>750746081
>what surgery would necessitate that?
just about any surgery? they wouldn't want you pissing all over the surgeon
little Snitch has been so demanding
of late, stealing so much of ari's time!
>>750746081
any where you might be anesthetized long enough for the anesthetized to void their bladder or they show up unconscious
>>750746323
fug
>>750744806
Fuck you
>>750746323
fuck, i want peypey to drain my virgin wallet with the false promise of sexual favors
>>750744806
niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger
>>750745079
>>750746342
You're out of your mind if you think they catheterize people for most surgeries.
I love Jewess Queen yes I do
For she has the purest soul
When she smiles she really shines
And fills me up like a glass of wine
Yes I love Jewess Queen
Yes I love Jewess Queen
Oh how I love you Jewess Queen
You are the one true supreme
>>750744806
Fuck you
>>750746634
she smokey cigawette
>>750744806
(You)
Star Waifu
>>750746786
I want Jewess Queen to put out her cigawettes on the tip of my private part
>>750746816
Now that is a tight dress.
>>750744806
Why
Mega FIT
>>750745691
More
>>750747004
poast feets
>>750747055
Don't got m8
>>750746960
Mmmm she looks hot.
>>750747055
*roast feets
>>750746940
o_O
>>750747092
FUCK
>>750747136
>>750747124
Because it's Jewess Queen! I love her!
>>750747154
kennie's tumtum hole looks like her no-no place :3
>>750744917
Now
>>750747205
that would hurt tho
>>750747314
wew yummy
>>750744558
basically i think these threads are garbage
>wwyd/left or right
>roll
>waifu
>ylyl
>fur/shota/loli
>kik, discord, sc
>fb/ig
>drawthread
>dickrate
>celeb
and the op and posters should kill themselves asap
>>750747154
p r e c u m r u b
>>750747314
>>750747351
Oh wow m8
>>750747307
I will suffer for my Jewess Queen to show her I love her dearly. I would slit my wrists for her if she ordered me to.
She is my sugarplum honey bunny boo boo
>>750747374
damn, are you sure that's kendall and not emily ratjatjajhsgdfhdh?
>>750747224
fuuuuckk
the eye of sauron
>>750747523
you a fuckin nerd bro for real
>>750747425
she has some FIT PITS
>>750747277
yas pls
>>750747519
Fuck off autist
>>750747519
She's a sadist so she would probably tell you to
>>750747362
also the only think keeping your precious chan alive...
the mods would have banned the faggots making these threads of they didn't generate 75% of the traffic... And half of them are bots maintained by the jap overlords to keep the wheel turning. I'm ashamed to say ive been browsing b since 07-08 and the only threads I've seen maintained so aggressively, 24/7 are bots and those fucking andy six/shit fetish people and spamfags
>>750747616
fp pls
>>750747628
I'm not autistic leave me alone asshole!
>>750747633
I'll do it without hesitation because she is Jewess Queen!
>>750747660
>spambot traffek is gud traffek
you know how easily someone could write a script to hop ip's and visit differing threads?
you really think that's what 4chan wants anyways?
it's a datamining site (hence the constant bait), they don't get any real revenue from adverts
also google pays them good for the datas and free ai bot training (again, constant bait)
>>750747881
Brit tit hanging out
>>750747945
brita
>>750747724
get onnn
>>750747362
ylyl isn't just a fad, nigger.
it's a /b/ staple.
what do you have against people who post funny pictures? if ANYthing should be here, it's ylyl threads.
>>750748042
Nice
>>750747973
:3
>>750748051
ylyl is good
roll is very good
the rest are indeed spam
>>750748058
>>750747805
We want Jewess Queen!
We want Jewess Queen!
We want Jewess Queen!
>>750748169
Roll is one of the most cancerous you giant faggot
>>750748173
she looked damn good in that movie
>>750748039
I'm getting off
>>750748332
i bet she doesnt even know how to play that thing
fuckin poser
>>750748335
It's not, though. A roll thread is supposed to motivate people to hunt for gets, so that other threads which give rewards based on gets don't get gets and those idiots will have to try harder. You need to lurk more, you lazy drug addict.
>>750748405
Who the fuck are you calling a lazy drug addict fuck you I hope you die of colon cancer
>>750748372
ive been on all this time, where u been?
>>750748347
Way too fucking hot for her own good
>>750748441
yasss jordyn
>>750748405
I come here infrequently, because it's now full of autistic children. I assure you I was hanging around long before you. How are roll threads any less faggoty than the other threads you describe? Gets should happen naturally.
>>750745635
I want to be tied down and humiliated by her. Edged, teased for 5 hours. Smashing her cunt into my face. Begging her to allow me to cum.
>>750748363
Lily!!
>>750748557
The fact that you think gets should happen naturally proves that even you believe roll threads are inherently different, nevertheless just as bad according to you, than the other types of threads you mentioned. Me and everyone else besides you don't share in your eccentric perception and it you who bears the burden of proof, not us, the people.
>>750748587
FUCK, those heels
>>750748587
LEWD FEET JJ MY GOD
>>750744558
celebs are gay and fake
>>750748500
Look everybody it's autistic robertsfag
>>750748449
cute!
>>750748501
Ruby
>>750748640
You and autistic children. One type offers non existing nudes or some other bullshit for a get (quads are hardly a fucking get though), the other offers some type of dumb "reward" based on what number you roll. Slightly different, just as gay.
>>750748661
>>750748667
naughty boys
>>750748736
yassss, she needs it
how many times have u given it to her?
>>750748695
Stop calling me that I swear to God
>>750748745
They are opposite types of threads, and I rationally explained to you how the roll threads work. If you have some mental limitation that makes everyone who is even a little intelligent seem autistic, then we have a massive failure of communication.
>>750748794
r u haveing preblems?
>>750748851
These faggots won't stop
>>750748765
succubus jordyn here to drain her virgin anons
>>750748843
You tried to explain why you think they exist, when in reality it's 12 year olds participating coz hurr durr now I get to fuck Miley Cyrus
>>750748788
Too many
>>750748897
you should be more nice
>>750748900
take it out anon..
>>750748950
It's not my fault sometimes I can't control myself
>>750748947
fuck yes, door shut, ruby on the screen, mouse clicks, boy moans, boy sounds
>>750748973
oh fuck, i-i literally just did, omg
>>750748973
can I spray it on your face this time?
>>750746356
TIME TO FAP
>>750749081
fuck
>>750749063
>lilly_directing_your_money_shot.gif
>>750747660
Fucking sad. I know...
>>750749008
that's an excuse
>>750749063
:P
>>750749049
now start tugging it for me... slowly..
>>750749062
of course baby I love to get messy :3
>>750749151
>>750749081
Bitch looks old now. Too old for me, and I'm an oldfag at 39.
>>750749195
>Lily will never drop her towel in front of you
;____________;
>>750749195
I'll be better when I'm clean from all the pills they mess me up inside and make me do bad things
This thread has a large lacking of Cara and Roberts
>>750749230
fuck yes jj, fapping now
>>750748944
That's not what's going on, though. Most people don't believe there is any reward. They are not that mentally ill. I participate in get threads and...
Oh... it just hit me. You are talking about roll threads, not get threads. Yes, roll threads are cancer. I was thinking of get threads. But yes, roll threads, where you roll for some imaginary pic, are awful.
>>750749016
2lewd
>>750749230
can i please have your beautiful feet in my face while i stroke for you?
>>750749296
>>750749296
Good
>>750749296
Jewess Queen! Jewess Queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen! Jewess Queen! Jewess Queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!
>>750749364
Fuck you
>>750749317
thats what I like.. get it nice and wet for me, spit on it~!
>>750749343
you have to clean my feet with your tongue then anon. you have to worship...
>>750749358
Goddess
>>750749409
Much better
>>750749444
Fuck off Robertsfag
>>750749531
tell him
>>750747362
No one cares what you think, either, which is also kind of interesting to think about.
>>750749531
Fuck you asshole
Ylyl are alright, besides that most of the ones you stated are retarded seeing as there are boards dedicated to porn already.
>>750749232
>>750749151
>>750747362
Not even tryna be shitty just out of curiosity what would you prefer instead
>>750749484
omg succubus jordyns legs, FUCK
just spit, omg the loud fapping noises its making
>>750749523
>>750747362
Agree. I like trap threads but fucking crossdressers and gay twinks ruin them
>>750749646
it's pasta
>>750749663
Holy fuck i haven't seen this pic before.. She's perfect
Go to r9k if u want less porn threads
>>750749692
Kms
>>750749734
this guy gets it
>>750747362
Great thread!
Thank you for choosing 4chan /b/ for all of your shitposting needs!
Keep up the good work out there.
>>750749655
I want you to stroke that hard cock with one hand, and use the other one to kneed your balls.. work up a thick load for me baby
>>750749739
<3 clara
>>750749790
This.
That prick doesn't tell us anything new. We all know /b/ was never good in the first place and we all have our opinions as to if it has gotten better or worse. But that post doesn't really help this board at all. It just states the obvious. Any so called "oldfag" (not claiming to be one but have to point out) would tell you to gtfo if you don't like it and you're just gonna bitch about it.
Please delete that hater shit post already now.
>>750749811
omg just had some precum ooz out
pulsing for you jordyn
>>750745042
Who gives a fuck about some filthy spic you nigger lover?
>>750749743
I want Cara to rock out on my cock
>>750749325
This whole thing stemmed from me saying roll threads are cancer, but glad we're in agreement. I'm off for a few more months now, enjoy.
>>750749961
Yummy pits.
I want her to Domme me badly
>>750745456
Who's this bitch, Hanah Montana?
>>750749545
Kys
>>750749986
You can go fuck yourself deep and hard, though. You know it.
>>750749743
Now who the fuck is she?
>>750749947
whats your discord baby? ill invite~
>>750750101
nope! you need to kys Roberts fag! pathetic trollop!
>>750747362
well, glad you're contributing to the creation of quality threads
>>750750169
pUlTinEN
#7248
>>750750101
Shut up weeb
>>750750160
Cara, motherfucker. Why dont you know anything, faggot?
>>750744558
I need to go to bed pronto
>>750750224
You know it's dangerous and it's also sick to tell someone with depression and a history of suicide to kill themselves, right? So you can just as well go fuck yourself.
>>750750355
you just told me to
>>750750355
little trollop!
>>750748051
This.
All the other threads the faggot mentioned are shit.
>>750750419
Holy shit nice
>>750750401
Yeah well that's because you always tell me to commit suicide you piece of fucking shit. I HATE YOU
>>750750419
Ugly trollops in your picture
>>750750419
which one is her?
>>750750503
I'VE NEVER TOLD YOU TO YOU FUCKING TROLLOP
>>750747362
BUt you keep coming back to moan like a little bitch about
>wwyd/left or right
>roll
>waifu
>ylyl
>fur/shota/loli
>kik, discord, sc
>fb/ig
>drawthread
>dickrate
>celeb
fuck off and die you dickslot
More lewd less Rood
keep pumping for me boys..
>>750750594
I can't trust you, I can't trust anyone in this revolting place because you ALL hate me
>>750744655
Chek'd
Wtf is wrong with this autist
>>750744655
What program detects photoshop? We need to check those tattoos.
>>750748441
Nu fowne who dis?
>>750750667
You made me cum earlier today. Thanks
>>750750667
Why?
>>750750667
She’s a lewd little thing...
>>750747362
Waifu threads aren't that bad, at least it's just one of them at the same time
>>750750671
stop being such an asshole!
