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dubs decide next move.
moves are done by performing a single action targeting an object or a location.

>open door
>pick up soap

roll faggot.
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> an hero
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An hero
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>>750728327
>>750728731
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>>750728246
Masturbate on bed
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Use soap as a lubricant to masturbate
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>>750728246
rolling for break window glass so you can hear the screaming better and go back to sleep
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>>750728246
eat soap
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>>750729586
this
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>>750729586
this
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>>750729586

I agree, this
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>>750730222
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Go back to bed. Front and back doors are already bolted and locked and all the windows were replaced to prevent thieves.
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>>750731210

>open closet / cabinet and pull out medical kit to heal
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think of a potato
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>>750731462

rolling for this
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suddenly, a sPoOky scary sKeRlEtOn appears. But the skerleterd whats to be your friend#
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>>750731657
quite spooky

roll
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Open the front door slightly and lure the neighbors child into your home
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>>750728246
>your dad fucked your mom
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>>750731462

This
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Suddenly your HP goes up by 1000! then it lowers back down because you have diabetes from all that candy you ate on Halloween when you went stealing candy
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>>750731777
This won first.

Just disregard >>750731800
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>>750731863

I just want to confirm... so you want to lure the children in but not heal yourself first? Okay Kevin Spacey...
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>>750731987
yes
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>>750732032

Sounds good, let's do this OP!
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>>750731777
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>>750732598
>take gun out of closet
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Grab huge dildo in preparation of defense.
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Hide THAT thumbdrive just in case the police come by later
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>>750732598
take some of the steroids in your dresser you remember and obliterate the window
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>>750732720
>>750732762
Rolling for both of these
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>>750732776
fuck so close to trips

ree
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>>750732598
In a rage at being denied prey and having hit your hand, you violently masturbate with your bloody hand
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>>750732598
look under the bed for the keys
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>>750732776
re
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>>750732598
open duck room
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>>750732776

ok one more re and im out
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>>750732899
open what now? i mean, WINRAR
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>>750728246
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>>750732966
dubs mother fucker do this
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Check dresser
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>>750732899
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>>750733176
open medicine cabinet and look at contents (OP please tell us contents)
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>>750733267
for this
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Take a shit on floor
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>>750733267
roll
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>>750733433
wow thanks for that
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>>750733267
reroll
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Splash water from sink in face and wake up in bed
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>>750733433
Kek'd
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>>750733433
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>>750733976
Are you just going to ignore the big bang?
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>>750733976
Eat shit for a power up!
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>>750733976
eat it
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>>750733976
>>750734041
>>750734045
Do 2 of the same answers count as doubles? :D
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Check the medicine cabinet over the sink, take whatever's in there and save it for later
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>>750733566
It's sad you got dubs cuz clearly you don't understand how this works... you get to choose an action, not the next narrative development it leads to
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>>750733976
Put shit back in ass and open closet in bedroom
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Eat the shit, shit on the floor, repeat
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wear trash can like a hat
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>>750734205
Without washing hands, I'll add.
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>>750734205
Rolling
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>>750734200
It's sad you use dubs to critique a player. Bitch. If I get dubs, make player take off clothes
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eat dah poopoo.
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rub shit overself
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>>750734387
God damn anon, I don't think I can recover from this

I'll just leave
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Go outside and scream
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Look around for the keys or something to help
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>>750734591

Leave. Bitch.

If dubs, player takes off clothes
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Run into duck door repeatedly
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>>750734780
reroll once
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>>750734518
this
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Throw trash all over the floor and start eating garbage
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>>750734699
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>>750735060
check your drawers for pain killers
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>>750735060
use keys to open front door
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flush the toilet, you aren't an animal
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Go to the first room and open the front door
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>>750735060
>no bloody hand
who did this
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>>750735401
OP is being a lazy piece of shit
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>>750735188
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>>750735724
Slit your wrists with the key
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>>750735724
find a weapon
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Punch the window again
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>>750735829
roll
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>>750735724
masturbate
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>>750735724
attempt suicide
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>>750735724
shove keys up ass
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>>750735724

you jack off and throw your jizz out the windows
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>>750735724
Open the drawer
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>>750735863


>>750735912
This
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>>750735829
roll
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>>750735944
kek
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>>750735944
The windows won't open dumbass now we're just gonna have a bunch of splooge blocking the view
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>>750735944
but its just gonna splat
winrar nonetheless
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>>750735944
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Do a backflip on bed
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>>750736515
summon satan and rape him
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>>750736515

>your jizz is acidic and dissolves the window
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>>750736515
Open the closet and finger asshole in it
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>>750736600
Please allow this
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>>750736515
tfw people are screaming outside and we're busy throwing jizz at windows and taking shits on the floor
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> assassinate the president of the United states
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>>750736515
find a weapon
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As you chuck your jizz, you see a horde of screaming niggers running around a defenceless white woman.

You become inraged...
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>>750736681
Roll
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>>750736515
Shit on the floor
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>>750736515
Cut your dick off
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>>750728246
I remember that I don't really care if I live or die and go back to sleep.
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Hang yourself because you realize how fucking retarded you are and mentally challenged that you can't even open the door get on the floor and walk the dinosaur
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>>750737063
Roll
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open closet
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Start a fire on bed
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>>750737063
Reroll
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>>750736515
suck yourself off
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>>750736515
Get in the closet
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buy fluffy pony
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>>750736515
420 BLAZE IT!
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>>750737118
this
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I put it in my butt
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You roll a dubble
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>>750737063
Last roll
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>>750737134
this
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>>750736515
Clean up so your mommy gives you good boy points.
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>>750737101
roll
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I go on /b/ and ask them what I should do
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Do 500 push ups 500 sit ups 500 squats and bench 6000
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Go in the kitchen and make a hotdog
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>>750736600
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>>750736515
knock the closet over
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Call a black male prostitute and tell him to come over
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>>750737271
reroll
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>>750737232
rolling
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>>750737271
roll
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Look under your bed
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>>750737255
>55 dubs
there's your karma

cut your dick off
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>>750737255
cleverly done OP
>find a weapon
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>>750737255
shitpost on 4chan
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>>750737331
roll
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Go back to the toilet, grab the old turd, and return it to my colon
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>>750737255
cut your dick off and microwave it
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Go in cabinet and look for books to study in
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>>750737255
cut your nipples off and put them on a pizza
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break the window and eat the shards of glass
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cut the dick off and put it in a hotdog bun
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Suffocate due no low oxygen in house
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watch anime
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>>750737344
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reach into my butt and check for anything useful
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>>750737676
smoke a joint and kys
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Get STONED
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>>750737676
Hum Smells like Teen Spirit and shoot yourself
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Shot all gun ammo at window
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>>750737676
shoot all 5 rounds at the bag of weed
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>>750737761
roll
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>>750737688
this
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>>750737676
get high and watch rick and morty
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>>750737803
this
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shove broken glass up ass
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>>750737688
>continued
eat whatever you find
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>>750737798
roll
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>>750737844
IT'S OVER BOYS
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Load gun, shove up ass barrel first, use big toe to pull the trigger.
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Rotate your self in full 360's while shooting frantically
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>>750737676
eat the weed and fire all 5 rounds at the toilet
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>>750737844
WITNESSED

SOMEONE GET THE DRAGON BALLS
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>>750737676
put weed in your ass for safe keeping
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>>750738008
There was a dub before this, shithead
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>>750737688
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You smoke some weed and create a YLYL thred on /b/...you instantly regret it.
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>>750738008
all you can get are my balls
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>>750738125
keep checking
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>>750738125
Fuck the shotgun. I mean, literaly put a dick inside the barrel, it's small enough to fit. And fuck it.
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>>750738125
eat the bullets
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>>750738125
Put some bullets in your anus for safe keeping
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>>750738125
autistic screech in rage
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>>750737798
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>>750738196
this
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>>750738125
Shoot yourself
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Shoot your dick off
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>>750738125
pinch my nipple
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Shove the shotgun in butt.
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>>750738125
>THAT PIC LOL
put the bullets in your ass
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turn the gun into a pipe and smoke the weed whilst chanting "ambulance or mummy"
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hide weed in ass
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>>750738125
jump through the window
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>>750738125
Go back to duck room and look at the mirror and take in the details of your face in the reflection.
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Go outside
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>>750738125
Insert bullets into urethra
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use gun to an hero
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Shoot all ammo in the door
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>>750738367
Roll
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360 and walk away from the closet.
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>>750738254
roll
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>>750738366
Shit just got serious
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>>750738370
Roll
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>>750728246
what's this mspaintadventure shit
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>>750738366
it's safety glass

take the gun and shoot the bag of weed with all 5 shots, then eat the bullets and the weed
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Wash hands you filthy piece of shit

> If you want dubs
> Your gonna have to not want it
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>>750731798
There's nothing you could have . im so sorry.
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wipe cum from window, and smear into asshole
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>>750738125
poop on your hand and smear "get help" on the window
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bump
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Go back into the bathroom and eat the shit on the floor.
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>>750738805
this
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>>750728246
turn into a vampire and gain 3 karma
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>>750738805
>>750738890
>>750738824
Jesus?
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use gun to shoot toilet
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>>750738366
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eat all the weed shoot your window
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play monopoly and gain 2 karma
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Gain 10 karma
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>>750739098
again
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>>750739098
use all your force and smash the window with the butt of the gun
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>>750739098
shoot window
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>>750739122

check um
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>>750739098
have a 2 hour nap
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>>750739122
Kek
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Hit the window with the weed
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>>750739098
Triple fist your weenie hole
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load gun, throw it at window
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>>750739244
thank god someone already won
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shoot yourself in the head
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>>750739098
shot gun ammo at duck door
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An hero
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>>750739340
Rolling
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>>750739365
kek
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>>750739433
wasted cunt
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>>750739483
>calls someone a cunt anonymously
>feels good about himself
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>>750739586
Cunt
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Blue guy becomes conscious of the fact that he's not only in an interactive game but that his reality is a joke and expense from lonely bastards online.
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Use gun to become an hero.
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>>750739693
Roll
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Door opens itself
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place barrel against window.
close eyes to protect.
fire.
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flush ammo down the toilet
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>>750739849
roll
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Obtain a more detailed status/stat bar
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>>750739849
Roll
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>>750739733
winrar
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>>750739849
roll.
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>>750739849
roll
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>>750739849
roll..
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>>750739849
roll...
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>>750739866
this
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>>750739849
rollelino
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>>750739849
call neighbor on house/cell phone
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>>750739849
rollerblade
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>>750740106
roll out
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>>750739849
dubs pls
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>>750740106
call
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dead thread
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Call 911 to let you out
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Take shotgun
Shoot hole in window
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>>750740418
roll
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>>750739122
OP here.
I honestly dont know what the replylimits are i mostly lurk here.
new thread here

>>750740258
>>750740258
>>750740258
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>>750740398
roll
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>>750740418
/this
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