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do your balls ache, is your dick shaved and bruised?
Its time for No Fap, last 2 digits is the amount of days you abstain from touching yourself
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Fuck you
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Aver xd
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roll
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00 lol
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why not
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>>750708292
ed IS REAL. , ILL PRAY FOR YOU BRO
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>>750708223
Okay. I'll roll.
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roll
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>>750708700
Reroll damn it
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rrrooolllll
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>>750708223
my dicks scabbed and rashed and i don't plan to stop until i land in some pussy
my balls ache all night btw
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>>750708223
roll
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starting....... now
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>>750709599
dammit
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roling
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FUCK IT
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Rolling
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ill roll fuck it
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Roll
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>>750708223
if i get more than 2 im gonna fail
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rolling for tomorrow
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rolling rolling rolling
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ok
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>>750708223
pussy fingers
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Rolling
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Why not
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>>750710793
God dammit
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>>750708223
rollen
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>>750708223
0 pls
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>>750708223
including time served?
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Alright lets see how bad
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>>750711082
Fuck
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ok lets do this
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roll
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Roll
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Ttroll
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>>750711394
fml
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>>750708223
roll
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roll
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Keep watching porn faggits, I did the no fap thing for a few months and ended up fucking a trap because everything gets you hard.

Watch porn or fuck traps, it's your choice
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>>750708223
Roll
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ok
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fk it
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rooll
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>>750708223
Im doin it
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>>750708223
>is your dick shaved
as if anyone fell for this meme
it's more ridiculous than circumcision
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roll
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>>750708223
FUCK ME
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stopped fapping to porn long time ago
didnt stop fapping to people i know
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roll

ima do it
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>>750712305
Sounds fucked up, but it's probably healthier for you in the long run. Real is always better.
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83 days is a bad joke

reroll
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z
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>>750708223
Lets eee
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k
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>>750708223
Let's go
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uh
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roll
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>>750708223
ROLL
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Roll
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Okay
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>>750708223
99 pls
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Gotta whack before I roll
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>>750712705
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H
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>>750708223
Does that really say vacuum. The fuck is this beta shit?
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roll
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>>750708223
rolling
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>>750708223
a
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roll
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lets do it
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you guys are all faggots.
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Fuck it roll
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Rollando
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>>750708223

Roll for Jesus.
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00 plz
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>>750708223
roland
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>>750708223
o
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Roll
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>>750708223
Rolling
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roll
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>>750713803
Fuck yea
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rool
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>>750713899
fucking hell
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Ez
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99 get
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00 please
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roll
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Roll
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>>750714031
A month of no fapping starts now
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first try
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>>750708223
Fuckkk
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Roll
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>>750708223
I got this
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>>750708223
Rolling
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>>750708223
Rolling
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>>750714191

Lordy jesus I'm fucked
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>>750708776
>when you lack mental control
only the weak dont fap
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>>750710614
Fucking gorgeous and delicate
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>>750708223
I will doeet
>after this one
rollins
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>>750708223
Rolling for maximum days of no fap
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roll~
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>>750708223
rollin,
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>>750714350
So I guess I can start fapping again right after 2018 begins!
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>>750708223
I need this sadly let's see how bad it is.
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>>750708223
rolllzz
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here we go
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rollin
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>>750708223
kock
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>>750714575
January 25th, lets go
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>>750708223
Fuck it, maybe this is the kick I need.
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>>750708292
h
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Roll
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Try me bitch
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>>750708223
Hhh
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Rollator
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>>750708223
ok
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rollo
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pyöri
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Roll
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>>750708223
I like my pizzas as rolls.
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Already on day 11.
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>>750708223
Wth why not im bored
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roll
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rolling for 42 days, because I will be back home on 25th of December.
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>>750708223
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>>750711639
nah im not a raging homo
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>>750716034
ok... I take it
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roll
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LEt us do it
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>>750708223
rollll
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Roll
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fuck
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re roll
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>>750716101
lol I have it easy
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roll
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roll
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Oh God, not 99 again
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roll
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00 get
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>>750708223
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K
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my addiction is real
started looking at porn when i was 11, havent been able to stop since
havent had sex in over a decade, cant remember what pussy feels like but still get rock hard for pornstars. dont be me
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>>750716590
Not if it's lesbian porn.
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Rroollll
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Fuck it ROLL
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ok
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>>750708223
Fuck I really need to stop
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>>750708223
roll
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its gotta end
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Let this work. I hate my addiction.
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>>750708223
ok
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>>750708223
i'm gonna be honest i'm gonna go fap first
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roll
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roooooooling
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in nomimae patri, et filli, et spiriti sancti...
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Rollerino
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OwO
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roll
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Fuck it
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lets go
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>>750708223
R-r-roll babEEE
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cunts
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>>750718265

65? fuck my life
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roll
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>>750708223
xxxx
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Ayy
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>>750708223
in half hours? too much
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>>750708223
rolling
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i shal not fap for
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>>750718719
End of the month, easy to remember at least. If only I could stop being a furry too :/
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>>750708223
raul
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>>750718719
From witch game or anime is this.
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same
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No fap it
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>>750708223
rool
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>>750708223
Rolling for Double zero
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Sheeit
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>>750708223
K
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ruoll
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Roll for 00
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Roll
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>>750719070
boku-no-piko
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Rolling
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Your sick tricks will not dampen my resolve
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>>750708223
my name a jeff
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>>750708223
im down, lets do this.
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>>750708223
ROLL MUDAFUCKA
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>>750708223
I hope it's not anything over 20 days
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Let's do it
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>>750708223
Keep rollin rollin rollin rollin
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>>750708223
mkjjol;
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Please
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>>750708223
roll
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>>750720702
I fucking hate you.
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Fuck it rolling
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roll
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crap
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>>750708223
alright alright ya got me. rell
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>>750708223
Roll
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>>750708223
kek
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>>750708223
rollio
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rolll
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Rolling.
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God help me
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Bemis
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roll
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reroll
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00 get
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Cool
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Winrar!
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>>750722101
Nice
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yes
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Help
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>>750708223
what kind of chronic masturbator shaves their dick
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>>750708223
Roll
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>>750723483
I have to shave my dick because i have sporadic pubes all the way up to the scar
Doesn't really have anything to do with masturbation
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>>750708223
roll
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gimme 00
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>>750723853
yeah me too but i dont do it to beat off, i do it for aesthetic purposes
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>>750708223
rull
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first time be gentle
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>>750708223
raul
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00 on the way
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fuck this shit
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>>750708223
roll
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>>750708223
rollerino
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>>750724955
fuck my life
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does fucking your girl count?
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R Roll
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>>750709062
How are you going to land pussy when your all tired and spend 4 hours aday spanking your monkey?
>>750710960
sure
>>750711639
porn turns you to traps,
Because the myth of transgressive sex has been conflated with the social constraints on sexual behaviour and porn has made novelty more important than social interaction?
tldr: bored masturbators end up fapping to really stupid, complex and/or repulsive shit.
>>750711995
>Never fapped 11 times in one day
>faggot
>mentions circumcisions
>jew
>>750712305
you should be fucking the ppl you know, not fap to them you perv.
>>750712396
no porn is a good thing
>>750713883
what is in the tap water from swede?, these low test skiny beta fags are to much gay to handle.
>>750714287
close
>>750714471
fml im old
>>750716794
dont forget about pov
>>750717444
checkem, you make it easier on yourself with a headstart, the first week is the hardest
>>750717544
nice dubs. if this post is gone be a get WE ARE ALL GONE GET TITTIES
>>750718305
Your life is already fucked,iots you who needs to fuck you virgin, improve your self!
>>750718817
Thats the spirit
>>750719010
one step at a time
>>750723853
Probably not
>>750724997
getting some fuck in your life is indeed the point of no fap
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Roll
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roll
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>>750725120
no, but she cant give you handjobs
>"fucking your girl"
>implies he has a girl
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roll
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Rollin'. I went 2 weeks without earlier this year and it felt great actually. I'm just bored/lonely too often.
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Well well well
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Rolll
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>>750725489
sleep tight, lord vivec
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>>750708223
Roll
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Roll, daddy need at most 4 days
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roll
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>>750725799
Fuck me
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lmao niBBa no
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i dont know if ill do it
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ROLL
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rollololo
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B
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i know i need this
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>>750726159
~2 months I can do this
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please
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>>750708223
Rolling. Why can't I shave my dick? I love shaving
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>>750708223
R o l l e r i n o
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>>750708223
00 roll
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sleep tight, lord vivek
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rolling for 69 lol
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Roll
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rolllin
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>>750708223
Rolli
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>When you realize NoFap was brought to life by two guys who are currently referring to themselves as feminists when asked
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ayayayay
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>>750727692
https://www.nofap.com/forum/index.php?threads/have-achieved-103-days-nofap-but-i-feel-no-real-difference-quite-a-read.3758/

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/comments/4npyz8/nofap_superpowers_are_exaggeratedfake/

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/comments/631drz/nofap_attraction_is_not_real/

https://goodmenproject.com/featured-content/nofap-phenomenons-saddening-effect-on-men-ajrt/

https://eruditeknight.wordpress.com/2016/05/31/why-nofap-is-bullshit/
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Sure what the hell.
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>>750727341
Uhh
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Roll
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>>750728001
whelp.
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i'm gonna jerk off anyways
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>>750727867
>i cant get past day 1 of nofap

FIFY
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roll
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>>750708223
rolz
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rok
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>>750727867

it's all anecdotal, but that nofap superpower shit is annoying on that sub..
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>>750708223
Been avoiding these since their inception, I'll give it a go - would like the challenge.

ROLL.
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>>750708223
Alright fate. How many.
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Rip
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rolp
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ayyyyeee
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rolpp
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>>750728088

I did it for 3 months. 90 days. I was appalled at how much falsehood was spewed about - the ONLY effects you will EVER get from nofap are being extra horny and getting random, embarassing unwanted erections WAY more often.

Nofap is nothing more than the bastard child of centuries-old religiously-grounded celibacy teachings and femdom SJW's who get off knowing the fact that they are causing random white guys everywhere to be less happy than they were.

Everything about how you "feel" with nofap is ENTIRELY in your head.
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>>750728243
Nice, will be a fun christmas eve treat.
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>>750728428
didnt read, u mad
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i'll try i just two weeks. i'm probably not listening to this.
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>>750728482
Not really.

>>750728212
The only real "superpowers" I ever gained were when I quit gaming for good back in February this year.

January I was unemployed, between minimum wage jobs.

February I quit gaming,

March to October 6th I was making 45k + good insurance & benefits.

As of October 9th, I am now making 85k + good insurance & benefits.

21, no college degree.

Quitting games and focusing on improving yourself as a job applicant, and sharpening your skills - hands down the best possible lifestyle change you can make.
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Let's roooooooooll
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fuck bitches get big dickz
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Roll
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>>750708223
Rollan'.
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>>750708223
ok
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Ok
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>>750708223
1234
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>>750708223
ok i'll do it. but instead of days i'll do minutes and instead of two digits i'll do one digit
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>>750708223
roll
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>>750708223
roll
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Ok
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I won't do it
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>>750708223
ok roll
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rolloa
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