YLYL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX5 2YaGIgog
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX52YaGIgog
>>750707851
Dude... ow.
>>750708877
HOLY YUMMMMMMMM
>>750707979
>>750710194
hes hansom isnt he.
>>750710345
what do you mean by "he"?
>>750710380
yo thats a trap man look at his adams apple. and boy jaw line.
>>750707851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oid2ZYDGgB0&list=PLWKFrWaxGx3EkdH22PxXXt7ZCB0p0vqXE&index=15
Kdododkddndndidodkfnrndodpssosmsnsniaosdh
Is anyone interested in reading a shaggy Blanco fan fiction I wrote?
>>750708877
Sauce nao
>>750710380
He meant that you're a faggot.
>>750711460
yes
traps=gay
>>750708877
>>750711939
>>750708577
He's holding it in his right hand in the top and bottom panel but the left hand in the middle panel.
>>750711922
K. I'm gonna have to post the story in parts since apparently a pastebin link is considered spam so hold on.
>>750712144
>>750711417
Part 1
Feeling exhausted from the scares and the mysteries, but not the food, Norville “Shaggy” Rogers goes on vacation alone to Nihon. Shaggy encounters a mysterious man named Cavalier who challenges him to a fight, Shaggy, the pacifist he is, declines and proceeds to the airport diner. After gulping down countless amounts of hot dogs and beans, Shaggy decides to order a Nihon special, a fish and squid milkshake! He has five of them before Cavalier finds him in the diner and asks him “so I find the American pig stuffing his face with my nation's cuisine and he has the audacity to not even go and thank all the chefs personally.” “L-like, sorry mr. spooky mean guy. Like, I’m not used to being outside of Coolsville, Wisconsin.” Cavalier then throws a stool from the ground and the forks and knives start to move on their own. A strange aura is seen around Cavalier, a orange glow, Cavalier lifts one finger and Shaggy goes flying through the diner and he is on the runway now! “You fucking asshole! You have no idea who you’re dealing with!” Cavalier screamed. Cavalier flies through the hole and proceeds to hover above Shaggy. “Boom Bang Special!!” A string of chi blasts come out of Cavaliers hands and Shaggy seems to be in peril; Shaggy's green shirt is ripped and his shoes were blown clean off. Cavalier spots a nearby Nihonese airport employee and throws her at Shaggy, the woman is severly injured, Cavalier jumps to Shaggy, proceeds to pick him up, and gut punches him and Shaggy goes flying in the air, Cavalier then flies up and pile drives Shaggy. Shaggy looks to the sky and remembered why he left USA, his friends parted ways and his best friend went to another world, he was left to his own devices and couldn’t handle his adult life, so he saved his money and moved to Nihon for a fresh start.
Part 2
was bleeding heavily and had a broken leg, his once corduroy pants were now disintegrated and his white boxers were the only thing from making women and homosexuals blush. Cavalier picked Shaggy up by his hair and screamed “you piece of dog shit, why aren’t you dead yet?!” “Because, i've been holding back”. “What the hell are you babbling on about you dirty hippie?” “im babbling about this, man!” Shaggy headbutts Cavalier and sends him flying into an airplane. Shaggy instant transmissions to Cavalier and throws him into the plane. He beats him black and blue inside the plane and Chuck’s him into the cockpit, he breaks the seat off and hits him with it, he punches Cavalier in the nuts and bites his ear. Cavalier hits shaggy and pushes him through the glass, but Shaggy grabs Cavalier by his leg and throws him into the engine. The engine explodes and it’s presumed Cavalier has died. Shaggy is about to walk back until he senses something different, someone stronger than Cavalier “like, I was still in my base form, that dude was totally weak.” Shaggy walks away while the fire is blazing behind him, the airport is burning down but Shaggy is still working on the first course of his 12 course meal. Shaggy hales a taxi and drives to the motel he is currently renting, it’s rundown and full of shady characters, but since welfare doesn’t exist in Nihon and Shaggy doesn’t work it’ll have to do. All Shaggy does is eat, smoke, and train, Shaggy has mastered his Chi and was told by his master in Coolsville that he is the strongest hippie in the world. Shaggy unpacks his bags and lays down, his new life has begun. The next dewy morning, Shaggy runs through the city streets and tries to keep the pain of the past behind him; he stops at a book store and gets another sensing. Someone stronger than the opponent he faced at the airport, this opponent has the strength to destroy solar systems with a wink of his eye.
Part 3
is now mildy concerned, who is this man? Is he dangerous? Shaggy decides to buy a magazine and some iced tea, he returns to the rundown motel and locks his door. This is a special magazine, this is a pornographic magazne. Shaggy has some sushi and chicken by bedside for a snack as he unbuckles his pants, kicks off his shoes, and slides off his shorts. Shaggy is manhandling his pink Ninja turtle for an amount of time, he finishes, but the wall is busted down, it’s the man of such power, his powers are greater than Shaggy’s, this man is Siege! Siege has a grey colored aura and sports a yellow robe with Spears portuding through his body. “So this is the pathetic Rogers? He’s so weak and horrible he can’t find a woman and has been reduced to looking at cooking magazines for pleasure.” “hey man, we all got our vices”. Shaggy springs up and dropkicks Siege through a door into the streets of Nihon. The two are brawling but Siege grabs Shaggy’s arm and slams him into the concrete, he stomps Shaggy into oblivion and grabs a semi truck and uses it as a baseball bat onto Shaggy.
Part 4
Shaggy flies through a billboard and eats pavement, shaggy realized he was still in baseform and decided to power up “Scoobyken times thirty!” Shaggy’s baseform is now multiplied by thirty, will this be enough? Siege Spears shaggy in the arm and now he’s bleeding profusely, he gets up and elbows Siege in the teeth, kicks his shins and flip kicks him to the ground, shaggy flies at the speed of light and punches him into the sky. The sky was grey and both of them were going back and forth travelling so fast you could barely see them. Siege slams Shaggy into a building and kicks his head like a soccer ball, Shaggy then hits Siege in the eye and realizes Scoobyken won’t be enough. “This, like, looks bad man.” Shaggy decides to go Super Shaggy, his hair was gold and his eyes were emerald, he proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of Siege. “You gold faggot, that won’t be enough to win!” Siege powers up to Max power and pulls a spear out of his back. He stabs Shaggy in the ribs and Shaggy loses his power and falls to Earth. Shaggy falls through a subway station and lands on the tracks. Siege appears to Shaggy and looks to finish him off. “hehehe…” “Whats so damn funny?” “I admit, I’ve been holding back this whole time, I think I’m just gonna skip to it.”
Part 5
Shaggy wakes up and becomes Super Shaggy three. He proceeds to grab to the spear and shove it through Siege's skull, he throws him at the incoming train at the pilot, the train crashes killing thousands in the process. “Whoa! I’m butt naked man!” Shaggy covers his shame and flies back to the motel to fix it before the landlord returns. Shaggy lights a joint and breathes a sigh of relief, his foes have been defeated, or have they? Shaggy is now standing in the rain, smoking another joint, he is thinking about his life and his past actions. Shaggy always had power within him, and ever since chi training he has become stronger. Shaggy enters inside and sits on his bed, he turns on the TV and the news is playing. Apparently there has been a string of murders around the city, a mysterious figure is killing thousands a day. “man, if I got my hands on that bastard….” Shaggy grumbles as his aura grows. The next day Shaggy is on a mountain top in his green GI, he is working up a good sweat and getting his strength higher, his agility quicker, and his chi more precise. “Mystery Power Shot!!” Shaggy screams as he practices chi blasts. Shaggy also tests his limits as he screams “Scoobyken times one hundred!” as he also goes Super Shaggy three. Shaggy is satisfied as he heads home, he runs into a problem, half the town has been destroyed.
Part 6
Shaggy sees who is responsible, a mysterious woman, she has black hair, red go, and a black belt. Shaggy sensed her power, it was like nothing he has ever felt. She was stronger than Cavalier and Siege combined, she was also very dangerous. “who the fuck are you man?” “I am a goddess, I am a monster, I am your biggest fear, I AM NEPTUNE!” Neptune's aqua colored aura shot up and she flew towards Shaggy, Shaggy was hit by a chi blast the size of Ecuador, Shaggy’s gi was torn and his face was scraped. Shaggy assess the situation and knows what he must do, he turns Super Shaggy God Super Shaggy and screams “Scoobyken times one hundred fifty!” but Neptune simply sticks out her pinky finger and one shots Shaggy. Shaggy is dumbfounded, he has never met someone so strong, Shaggy has no choice but to retreat and hide. Shaggy transmits to a forest, he is incredibly injured and tired, his SSGSS aura disappears and he falls to the ground.
>>750712548
is the girl in the back getting ready to join in like it isnt ready or just perfect until she joins in, wouldnt complete the artwork?
>>750713032
yes
Part 7
Shaggy wakes up 12 hours later in pain, he decides to train up more to defeat the strongest enemy he has ever faced. He trains for a whole year on multiple terrains, he is ready. He transports back to Nihon to battle Neptune. She has destroyed the city, “so, you’ve come to challenge me? You defeated Cavalier and Siege, but those fool’s were weak!” “No, I didn’t come to challenge you, I’ve come to kill you, man.” The fight begins, Neptune goes at full power and hits Shaggy as hard as she can, Shaggy is down, but gets back up. He smiles, “now, see my true power!” Shaggy has a white aura, his hair now white and his eyes white. “I am Shaggy White! Fear my true power!!” Shaggy hits Neptune with his Ultimate finish technique and Neptune explodes into a million pieces. Shaggy has saved Nihon and has finally achieved inner peace. And the best part, he wasn’t even using his full power.
THE END
>>750712355
power of 9mm
>>750711939
Only if you're a faggot.
>>750712355
Its the reporter that got shot live on tv? Whats her name again?
>>750713153
Lener Vegas
>>750713086
1/10
>>750712340
LOST
>>750713312
muh dick
>>750712017
I love seeing FTM porn, it's so rare.
>>750714739
>>750707979
Kevin Bacon.
>>750713153
Shoot-it-Sarah
>>750712144
Lemme see the fucken beef dude
>>750714305
>
What the fuck
>>750712355
context?
>>750717500
racism
>>750714835
Truely we live in the darkest timeline
>>750717414
what the fuck
>>750717550
yeah but what is the sauce, news article and shit man
>>750717414
I....I don't understand....
>>750717666
reporter killed on air
on google man
>>750708877
That's a dude.
>>750717821
would you not?
>>750712340
DAMMIT BOBBEH
>>750717876
sauce?
>>750717876
Sauce??!
>>750718031
>>750717991
natalie mars
man
>>750717991
>>750718031
Name is Natalie Mars I believe. Don't know the location of that particular image/set.
>>750714753
That´s a little qt ratto
>>750711977
So many dubs
>>750712079
The camera clearly flipped it
>>750718411
I don't get it, WTF is he doing?
>>750712017
gay
>>750713423
Jenkem ftw!
>>750714835
Everyday we stray further from God
>>750717876
gay
>>750719498
finally
>>750711417
shes blown away a white person actually likes her nigga ass
>>750719553
You didn't answer the question faggot
>>750712017
if traps are gay, does this mean this is straight?
>>750719814
>>750717414
context is needed
>>750719217
moar niggers getting rektd plz
>>750719868
hot
>>750719882
nerve gas leak on maternity
but they sold the corpses anyway
>>750719814
That's also not straight.
As a gay-fag I'd rather fap to traps than that though (I do neither)
Just FYI
>>750714753
Wholesome giggle
Jerking off to a guy fucking a girl is gay, too. Jerking off is gay. You never see a video of a guy jerking off by himself on a STRAIGHT porn site. No. Any vids of guys jerking off are labeled as gay. So, if you jerk off, you're gay. Your own porn is telling you this.
>>750712144
that's a dude.
>>750717821
>he thinks he doesn't know
cute.
>>750708877
>>750714835
My penis is confused help
>>750717414
WTF
>>750720385
best pussy ever, hands down
>>750718067
Who are those 3
>>750714739
i was gonna say the same thing
>>750714753
why dose she keep her doggo in a glass cage?
>>750711417
>>750721191
>>750714835
wat
>>750707851
when i was younger, i had a very distinct lower happy trail, under my belly button. but much like op, in my 20's it got much less distinct compared to the forest leading up to my chest... why is this? am i gay?
>>750712355
/b/ reported on this first with full video.
>>750721411
Nice dubs!!!
>>750713312
Not funny or sexy.
>>750721623
>>750712548
what the fuck is going on in here.
>>750721543
mah nigga
>>750721966
>>750719671
Yeah god only let us having boring porn.
>>750722006
>>750721966
"Art".
>>750707851
how the fuck is this funny?
chimpanzee riding on a segway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPGUIpv-JxI
>>750722082
This isn't funny idiot. its a fucking science experiment
>>750707979
Yoda should've tapped that.
Only 2 of their species that've ever been seen & they're both in an order that forbids sex & reproduction?
>Let's just adopt every force sensitive in the galaxy when they're toddlers
Jedi were fucking stupid; Vader did nothing wrong.
>>750719868
it's just a skinny dude with implants and long hair
>>750722474
Implants would never be so pathetically small. Those are from taking hormones.
>>750714835
>light of God
You mean the fucking sun?
It's a star, nigger, it was just on earlier.
Antifa goin' to shut you down /b/tards.
>>750719498
Be nice if he'd show us where he was every so often. Like a flaming neon arrow or some shit. Something indisputable for once. Not the usual "hey, I made a mental illness where you hear voices & that's the only way I'll communicate with you lmfao faggot"
>>750721543
I dont know why I found this so funny
>>750717414
Asian flea markets are awesome
>>750717876
my penis says no to his penis
>>750723082
her
>>750722006
literal grabass
>>750722082
Don't do it! This maeks musterd gas!
>>750723149
call it what you want, it's still a male.
>>750723558
a real male is the one that accepts her pronouns
>>750722318
that's a reversal of a dog being saved
>>750723645
why would they reharse it?
>>750723635
...but I use his pronouns... because I have a penis.
>>750723727
a feminine one?
>>750723717
Nothing worse than fucking it up in front of a crowd cause you're unprepared.
>>750723569
Alt right GF doesn't make sense, that's regressive GF
>>750723765
My penis is masculine, unless I'm really drunk & then put a lipstick & a wig on it.
>>750723868
do it
>>750723717
Reversal, not rehearsal you fucking sperg.
>>750713153
Darude Sandstorm
>>750719882
Stem cell extraction, use brain please
>>750723922
they had to put the dog in in order to reharse it
>>750723919
I have no barbies nearby to scalp atm. Last wig was lost in an unfortunate lighter fluid incident.
>>750719140
Virtue-signalling while misspelling "supremacists".
>>750724371
Heil Hitler bby
>>750724410
>>750724371
>Virtue-signalling
>>750714305
Why the fuck did i lose to this
>>750720752
Guys.
>>750724830
>>750718067
name the middle one please
>>750724631
I know exactly what it means. It is particularily fashionable to express opposition to white-supremacy right now, and while he does absolutely nothing to counter it, he nonetheless finds time to post misspelled pictures of signs to social media for the purpose of signalling his adherence to the established political and social orthodoxies of his peer group.
youkeepusingthatmemeidonotthinkitmeanswhatyouthinkitmeans.jpg
>>750724487
Lost
>>750713086
thanks for posting babby's first gay horror story
>>750712340
I lost
>>750721191
not doggo, is snek. see
>>750721318
>>750724956
>being this butthurt
I lost
>>750725122
so dont step on it
>>750721411
SAUCE?
>>750711989
Lost
>>750712355
That happened half a mile from my house.
>>750713312
Sauce?
>>750718067
The right one looks an awful lot like aria alexander
>>750725884
>>750711576
>>750720385
don't knock masturbation. it's sex with someone i love.
>>750726022
>>750724023
>Trying to extract live cells by having a load of chinks in what can hardly be called basic hygiene safety gear cut up some cold corpses.
Are you even trying.
>>750725622
An*
>>750726291
but they are idiots
>>750720385
Jacking off to girls in your imagination is fine though.
>>750726367
Then I was I who was the a idiot all along.
>>750723867
More like hot gf
https://youtu.be/wOQr75z2nsw
>>750724360
>I have LSD
Kek
>>750717876
No.
>>750723645
>>750721877
ohhh no...
>>750722927
I like the new Fat Albert trailer.
>>750725212
I'd break out of prison to fuck her just like neal caffrey.
>>750722082
After everything I’ve seen on /b/, this is simply another Japanese fetish, making their shrines shit on them too.
>>750708877
I like how he went from a combover to a just play hair on forehead
>>750712340
Im crying
>>750712340
first time I've ever actually laughed
>>750717500
Skinned monkeys and not the nigga kind
>>750722006
This is from Brazil. It's a exposition called "Macaquinhos", that means "Little Monkeys", which was exposed at a fucking public university!
We in Brazil are literally paying for this shit.
>inb4 2nd world country
>>750718411
sick shirt, anyone know where can cop?
>>750724410
isnt he that satanist guy?
>>750715401
why? whoy not photoshop a spoon?? i'm dying here...
>>750718411
he looks uncomfortably similar to me
>>750722927
Are you sure that's antifa? That man has an iron cross.
not being a dick, just making an observation
>>750729117
Got to see something like this at my jobsite today. Someone figured that they could jury-rig up a 100 Amp service... They could not. Some of the hardware they used fused together, and we had to call to have power shut off to the building before something caught fire.
It's going to be an expensive repair.
>>750724185
white people ain't even good at they own sports
>>750729264
That is you.
>>750722082
don't do this it will break your computer!
>>750729691
.....I do fire safety. I can sell you fire extinguisher to mark up to them. lol
>>750724487
Wtf
>>750730080
almost
>>750726930
limited slip differential?
that must hurt
>>750730181
Maybe afterward lol.
It sounds like my crew's being deputized by the electricians to help unfuck everything this guy touched. I've been encouraged to just rape this guy financially like the electricians are going to - if only to cover the work we couldn't do due to serious electrical malpractice.
>>750724871
Brian Eno
>>750721318
You're lookin' good just like a snake in the grass,
One of these days you're gonna break your glass.
Don't bring me down, no no no no no no no no no,
>>750722318
man i thought they were lowering oper8r dig down into the well to save a child
>>750714835
I don't understand modern biology..
>>750719868
Source?
>>750712355
Dat ass
>>750729567
sauce was an online news outlet...forget which.
>>750720385
You have to much time on your hands
>>750733333
>>750733333
checked
>>750711417
This white man's kiss was so powerful that it blew her nigger hair back
>>750733333
HOLY SHIT
>>750722927
Antifa with US flag?
>>750717414
u cant JUST post shit like this and not leave context.
>>750719217
rekt
>>750712340
lost hard.
>>750713574
his hairline is rather respectable
>>750724023
You haven't the slightest dick what a stem cell is, do you?
>>750717414
>kitchen of a chinese restaurant
>>750733333
holy fuck, checked.
>>750725533
>>750717414
For anyone asking for context, a womans body is her right, and this is a video of the consequence of letting women choose for themselves
>>750717414
I find this really annoying when there isn't a proper ticketing system at the Deli counter.
>>750720954
Suddenly Crinoids.
>>750723026
L O S T
>>750712408
>>750707979
i lose
>>750723645
hero
>>750719739
you keep telling yourself that. haha
>>750733333
Checked
>>750719217
Fucking lost it when the white man runs
>>750734556
Nice thumbnail you fuckin retard. God fucking dammit why am I still laughing. Fuck you.
https://youtu.be/YSAK6_IX0nU
>>750707921
isn't soda in a bag common in some places?
>>750723868
Underrated post also do it
>>750735647
>>750736609
always funny seeing a white try to run
>>750722841
This is a challenge to make this girl cum so hard she squirts
>>750714753
the look of pure bliss at 00:06
>>750738047
I know, right? He's probably the only creature on the planet who managed to experience complete, unfettered ecstasy. He just attained enlightenment.
>>750717500
China's one kid per family rule or something like that. If they want a boy to carry on the lineage abortion is common for girls
>>750732309
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1855553029
>>750734910
abortion is done months before it gets to that stage more likely something else no idea wtf tho
>>750719868
this is probably the only time traps aren't gay
>>750712079
this is why i love /b/
autism everywhere
>>750726517
Lost.
>>750739972
not in China. late term abortion is far more common there because of the one child limit.
>>750725883
Similar here, only about 20 mins from there
>>750714835
New fast and furious movie looks interesting
>>750734556
you mean the shitty hair transplant that probably cost a seven digit figure and still looks like a bums crap haircut in the wind?
>>750737531
I saw an ISIS video celebrating Ramadan where they drink some sort of liquorice soda from bags at night,around 2015.
>>750722006
The No-Soul Train.....
>>750712548
Complete waste of time and thinking of this as an accomplishment...what idiots
>>750740710
Still better than Jeremy Piven's hair transplant.
>>750734556
