Rekt bread
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Rekt bread
>>750673560
15min and they couldn't find the door handle
>>750673612
>>750673638
fake and gay
>>750673647
> How to be single.webm
>>750673899
What's the next step of your master plan?
>>750674560
you must be new here
>>750674626
fake and gay
>>750674691
fake and gay
>>750674476
The reason he fell was because the kid was pulling back on him so really it's the kids fault
>>750675189
how do you even get to that state?
>>750674626
Story?
>>750674407
its pretty hard to open the doors like that when there is water putting pressure on it, she could try to open/smash the windows tho
Itt - the same fucking webms and gifs that are posted in every single rekt thread
Fuck off
>>750674677
Compare this to film of chimpanzees going apeshit. No fucking difference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM36i6E7EPc
>>750673647
Just walk away, nothing happened.
>>750673612
Why does it say sex in the cam
>>750674119
was he forced to do this? what the actual fuck
>>750673881
fuck, you see, this is why you do force yourself to sneeze with your eyes open.
>>750675475
Yes lol, totally looks like the monkey scene in 2001 space odyssey
>>750673560
Aftermath?
>>750675521
Are you fucking blind? Did you not just watch it? How can people like you be this fucking stupid?
>>750675521
No, he willingly did it because he wanted to. Dumbass
>>750675621
did they survive?
>>750675346
>>750674407
Buy this shit, it can save your life.
>>750675725
yes
>>750675312
Stop showering for about 40 years and live in or near a jungle.
>>750675521
I guess these guys are some sort of Brazilian vigilantes. If people catch you stealing or simply suspect you're a thief in 90% they deal with you by breaking or cutting one of your fingers. Such a life in Brasil.
>>750675521
Caught stealing in a Rio de Janeiro Favela by the local druglords.
>>750674547
Underrated
>>750675621
>rants
>does the same
hypocritical fag
>>750675907
is ok they survive
>>750673663
Toplel
>>750675501
Actually you can see that part of truck slightly grazed shoulder or head of this guy. Usually people who sustain such traumas can't feel a thing from the initial shock. But eventually it'll catch up with you.
>>750675627
Kids do really dumb shit.
>>750675510
Sexta-feira, Friday in portuguese.
>>750675967
thanks, was concerned
>>750675346
could also roll down windows
>>750675621
>doing this shit does fucking nothing
thats right
>>750675474
havent seen the shovel dog one yet so going pretty well
>>750676204
>Byakugan!
>>750676204
does anyone know what the hell is going on in this?
>>750673560
hey i can't open the webm files, someone know why?
>>750676079
It's probably power windows and the electrical system is fucked.
>>750676459
you must construct additional pylons
>>750674705
you are retarded
>>750676459
Just download and use a decent browser and click on them.
>>750676704
what kind of broswer? Mozilla?
>>750676818
no try netscape navigator
>>750676818
>>750676983
no, try Arachne in Vesa mode.
>>750677181
ok abandon thread soon the dog in boiling water gonna com followed by the maid jumping out the window
JOKES ASIDE,
these threads are ALWAYS the same fucking 15 or so webms/gifs,
over and over again....
every
fucking
day
FFS
>>750677249
>maid jumping out the window
think i havent seen that one¿
>>750677323
trust me u have the African one and the employer is recording
>>750676459
delete system64
>>750677370
the one where shes hanging from the window frame?
>>750677453
there u go
>>750677473
ok, didnt know she had jumped out of the window..
I think that this one >>750677181
and frying doggo are waaaay worse than that one
>>750677249
whats wrong with those webms?
>>750677631
they in every shrekt thread there is
>>750676416
Subcutaneous hematoma
>>750676416
He is a ninja from the hyuga clan, he is using a technique that enhances his vision.
>>750675732
Good advice, I'm definitely fucking getting one
>>750676704
It's working on Mozilla , thank you nice anon
>>750674677
sąd okręgowy w Afryce
>>750679366
>>750679388
I don't understand
>>750675198
Ambulance didn't make a full stop to clear the intersection on red. If the driver lived, he's out of a job. Unless this is some other country. Can't really tell
>>750676565
That must have been relief when he released the pressure.
>>750675801
I like this quite a bit.
>>750679829
someone once explained that the peeps from the little villages and shit are basically barbarian morons who don't understand how elevators work and think that its just a room that teleports you to another floor.
>>750680195
>>750680177
>Someone
>You
Both fucking idiots.
>>750680041
He had a parachute on
>>750674626
>>750680276
why dey do dat den?
>>750673623
is this punishment for something or just how they perform circumcision? Or just cause they can?
>>750675801
Poop
>>750675621
Thanks my Cheetos are really good.
>>750680390
because niggers
>>750673612
I've watched this so many times and can't work out where the fuck the tyre comes from
>>750681072
שלח עוד
>>750675485
NOT a lightning strike.
1) If it were it would be the fastest strike ever seen. There is NO afterimage remnant of a lightning strike.
2) Bright flash emanates from inside the car. Lightning will not affect anything inside of a car, especially setting-off the fireworks in the back seat.
3) Amount of smoke and subsequent timing of the ignition of the other fireworks leads to fact that it was some drunk-ass third-world shit-holer being stupid.
Not lightning.
>>750681072
Filename should be ElevatorStraightToHell.
>>750673560
Good morning rekt threaders, will be enjoying this thread with some coffee and weed. Hope all is well with you guys
>>750681782
>Not naming it Blacked
>>750673560
In this scenario she should have waited at the top of the car breathing the last air bubble until the vehicle completely submerged equalizing the pressure, then she should have opened the door and swam out. Unless she got knocked out or something
>>750675335
Once upon a time in a far away place, far away from anything, there lived a man and a woman. His name was Johann and hers was Elise. Johann had white skin and Elise’s was brown. This didn’t matter in the beginning, but over time, it would, first in small ways, tiny little cracks, and then in ways they could no longer ignore. Johann first saw Elise in a smoke filled room, and decided he wanted her, wanted to kner pleasure and she brought him pleasure and after, he lay next to her, breathing heavy.
>moor?
>>750675732
Or you could just use your headrest. Its designed to break glass
>>750673647
they will clean him up with scoops
>>750682614
Is it really??
>>750682534
Not unless there's a webm of him beating the shot outta her or vice versa
>>750683064
Shit*
>>750674715
>this thin glass will protect me
Kek
>>750682972
It is if you use the metal prongs to break the window and not the soft cushion end, LOL!!!
>>750674732
3 retards in one space
>>750679867
>What is an emergency veh
>>750683160
Okay yeah, I figured that lmao!! I thought for some reason there would be a better explanation haha
>>750683316
>>750683160
>>750682972
>>750682614
It isn't exaclty designed for it like they thought "hey we better make this piece suitable for breaking windows" it was more like someone realised "hey this piece that is already present in most models of cars works as an emergency tool"
Also if you have mechanical windows you can just wind them down manually. You only need to break them if they get stuck because of broken electronics or dodgy mechanics.
>>750680744
Die mousies die!!! I love it when animals get hurt lol :^)
>>750674476
>bunch of unconfirmed reports that the kid died
I don't believe it to be honest. Only way I see that happening is if there really was some neck damage and then the chinks CONSTANTLY MOVING HIM AROUND WHICH YOU NEVER DO TO A NECK INJURY exacerbated it to the point where something critical broke.
>>750676204
NANI?!
>>750673638
>doesn't pass trough
fake and gay indeed, and seen as mucha s your mothers pussy
>>750673560
Why did they not open the doors and climb out?
>>750683494
Yeah I figured that much, though i appreciate your explanation! Tyvm anon
>>750673663
Jesus, this one is Liverpool fans tier.
>>750680782
Sad kitteh, he cri
>>750675485
The most eery thing about this is how it goes from nobody being around to a big fucking crowd surrounding the car.
>>750674677
"that's the sound of the men
working on the chain...gaaaayaaang"
>>750676224
Jesus H. Christ
>>750674677
niggers...
>>750683128
of course you would have karate chopped the dude and dodged the shot in that situation. i laugh at people like you who think they are edge lords.
>>750683940
What happened? Was the nigga getting ready to drop his new mixtape?
>>750674547
LMAO!!!
>>750684109
Hahahaha, I love this, don't know why. But I do, captcha: EXTRA stop
>>750679829
The chinese are morons.
That's all.
>>750677566
hahaha good dog
>>750675485
This video is fucking /x/ material. Look at how many people just appeared out of nowhere all dressed in black.
What is this shit
>>750673623
Wtf that's brutal. They skinned half his dick ffs!
>>750673647
and they got buried for free. nice, funerals are usually expensive.
>>750683754
It was a blank you dumb fuck
>>750676007
Think they meant the other person getting crushed
>>750684321
have some more mutts
>>750684521
kek what a retard, he should have done it in his brain
>>750684109
Too much you damn savage
>>750684470
100 percent agree. Not just cause I'm stoned, either. That shit's spooky.
>>750673647
>lucky
that term is subjective
>>750684540
I appreciate you. You are a good anon. You may have one Internet. +1 for you.
>>750674407
>>750675346
Too busy finding the flashlight to signal for help to help themselves.
>>750683858
fuck you
>>750673663
that suspense tho
>>750684689
I am stone cold sober and that shit looks like a movie set or something with how everyone just comes together like that.
>>750682386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YaMEW30bv4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-hADcZ49fE
>>750684791
Oh good, so it's not just me. It looks far to surreal and planned. And the lightning is weird too. Idk man, rekt? Maybe. /x/? Yes.
>>750683160
That's actually bollocks.
It's an urban myth that was spread on social media.
>>750677566
Classic!
>>750674677
How enriching!
>>750676224
GG Tower
>>750674486
talk about break neck speed
>>750675181
Is this a climatic end to a car chase in Europe?
>>750676459
you must be underwater
>>750679943
>>750676565
it's stupid, you don't need to drill a hole, it will heal up and grow out over time
>>750675485
I'd say the US has a new weapon besides the HAARP , it's a .50 bmg rifle that fires uranium-tipped bullets mounted to a satellite
>>750674715
goddammit the boss said its was bulletproof glass, I should've known better!!
>>750683288
actually just the one who got pancaked
>>750683290
Its snowy roads. You can't go full blast through intersections when the red light is on your side and expect to be safe 100% of the time
>>750675521
can someone be more fucking naive? you need to get out of your safe space faggot.
>>750683954
People staying indoors in the rain? Spooooooky
>>750674922
don't get into a gun fight with an old gezzer, might be a war veteran you'd never know
>>750674677
The Old Nigerian Alarm Clockâ„¢
>>750685442
those other two trucks would have hit anyway, the other one just put himself in the middle
>>750674486
Peregrine?
>>750679943
I had the same issue with blood under the nail. Hurts like fucking mad when you touch anything even slightly. Should have used a razor blade and carved a small hole though
>>750679829
china. what is it that you don't understand?
>>750675477
surgeons from hell.jpeg
>>750676416
Sinus fracture with intact skin. Everytime he breathes in, air escapes through the broken sinus in his face and under the fascia and inflates his face like a balloon.
>>750677981
Hematomas don't dramatically increase and then disappear with each breath, retardo
>>750673560
Hey that's near me lol
>>750673663
frogger: streets of pajeet (PC)
>>750685866
It's a latex mask on a film set you fucking retard
>>750679366
that ought to teach that elevator a lesson lemme check how much i rekt the door..
>>750680177
so they proceed to kick it, is that how the people in the stix in china ope doors? must be all that kung fu tai chi bullshit
>>750681072
when the bass drops
>>750675907
>>750676124
falling for copypasta b8
>>750675335
the guy asked to borrow 1p
>>750686189
Oh ok sure, what film is that?
This is a known complication of sinus fractures. Somebody catches a well-known medical phenomenon on camera and all the retards on here circle jerk about it being something completely different.
I can't post the link, so just Google "Orbital trauma: do not blow your nose" and read the case review on a girl that had the same complication, but not as severe.
>>750675477
Bones don't fuck around, you need to smack 'em around a bit to make them work sometimes.
>>750687427
Guess someone sealed his eyelids up airtight then.
It's fake anon. It's pretty fucking obvious
>>750688032
Eyelids don't leak air to begin with, retardo. Have you ever heard of a conjunctiva?? That's a pretty airtight seal we're all born with.
>>750674715
>ay yo you cant come thru these glass doors if i close em
>no but you know what can?
>what?
>facefullofbuckshot.avi
/b rekt guys, serious question here
Do titties lose their squishyness when you're dead?
>>750688510
do you want to know if tits get rigor mortis
>>750688151
The eyeballs are still in their sockets.
Are you seriously claiming that gas under pressure wouldn't escape from the eyes?
Think about that anon
>>750688576
Yeah
>>750675732
She could have just opened the door, or opened the window.
It's only an issue if the car submerged. In her case there wasn't enough pressure to make opening impossible. Guess she just panicked.
>>750684212
nigger was smoking while fuelling up
It's 4:18am and I'm watching people die
>>750688654
I used to be able to blow air out of my tearducts.
Plenty of ways for air to escape. Especialy seeing how the sinus cavity is so huge.
>>750676301
kek'd
>>750680390
its a coming of age ritual
apparently showing pain is the most dishonorable reaction
>>750689999
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah!!!
quads ftw
>>750674691
white people...
>>750674626
wtf? shes just watching her bf get his ass whooped
>he swings at her
oh, ok nvm
>>750683711
I remember this. kid actually died. see closely, he fell on kids neck
>>750674936
this can't be real
>>750681072
The first time i watched it was like "oh ok, so t}someone fucked up with the drone camera and flew it too high" but second time i realized it wasnt the camera going up but everyone else going down,,,,such a mind fuck
>>750675189
Story?
>>750673899
Why didn't he punch the throttle and level the nose when it started to bank?
>>750681188
>שלח עוד
this is "send another" just so non hebrews know
>>750681309
punk-ass first-word motherfucker thinks he´s better than us third worlders
>>750675621
>shitposts about gore
>posts gore in shitpost
>wut
>>750685901
You should really look up what he said before making yourself look almost as dumb as the retards saying it's fake on a movie set.
>>750681520
ENJOYING is a bit of a strong word
>>750673663
why does nobody in these countries know how to fucking stop for a pedestrian?
>>750683711
chinks give zero shit for people that aren't of use to them
they will much rather kill you, in case there is an accident, than just injure you. reason being, they have to take care for the injured person till the rest of their life, but if you're dead it's just a small lump sum to be paid.
same reason they won't help you in case they see you injured. to many lawsuits where the helping person ended up having to pay the life rent for all the damages they cause with their help.
chinks are shit. their country was beatifull, now it's just a toxic waste dump.
>>750690216
Hello Ozfag!
>>750676204
cut me, mick
>>750677981
I was tired earlier and drunk, meant subcutaneous emphysema. Only correcting due to being annoyed at all of you faggots being wrong yet arguing away like assclowns. Good night.
>>750681782
he didn't have to do that
>>750676224
a little surprised that it didn't decapitate him or somethin
>>750688654
but isnt it swollen shut? just saying, no medical expert, i agree it looks prettu fake but i mean...they could be swollen shut
>>750690216
Same. It's 4:42 for me though
>>750675732
put the sharp end of a pen in the corner of the window. Punch the back end. Pretty simple.
>>750690216
It's 12:44 here
>>750674705
such an idiot
>>750691105
It's fake. Deal with it
>>750690549
>ass whooped
that dudes lucky if he's even alive
took about 15 curb stomps and no les than 20 haymakers to the face
>>750674732
The Malachi Crunch
>>750673623
More of this?
>>750675477
That's the correct procedure
>>750684486
Kek
>>750690789
because he's not a top gun pilot like you, anon
>>750675621
bad b8
>>750680970
kek
>>750688654
You clearly don't understand what conjunctivae are. Connective tissue forms a seal around the eye, that's why preseptal cellulitis rarely becomes orbital cellulitis. With enough pressure, you could potentially burst through the conjunctiva, but this is a known complication of sinus fractures. Did you happen to look up and read the article? Or do you refuse to accept evidence?
>>750674936
WHY dudes skull look like an old fuckin boot??
>>750691560
Even if he opened his eyes, the conjunctiva are still intact and will prevent air from going around the eyes. This is a well known and well documented complication of sinus fractures, how are you people such idiots??
>>750675485
GOD DAM LOOK AT HOW THOSE HUMANS MOVE LIKE ANTS FUCKING FAGS
>>750688654
Subcutaneous emphysema is a known complication
>>750676204
>>750688654
>>750688654
Jeez anon, why doesn't the air just go through his eyes? That's how orbital anatomy works, isn't it?
>>750674922
they got that dope ass smoke system
>>750693977
>>750694111
its a movie prosthetic you idiots
>>750675503
Quickscoped by MLG = Major League Granny
>>750675621
>>750676575
Brutal, the fence tore him in half, dude died from blood loss
>>750679775
Fucking aimbot
>>750691153
It's not about not knowing. It's just unpractical when you're on a bike. Stopping and getting back to full speed would create enormous congestions.
It's just the unfortunate situation that poor people happen to prefer bikes du to low cost and now bikes are the majority there so everybody drives like on a bike: before stopping consider driving around
>>750680782
And this is why I gave up hope in humanity and I hope we all die
>>750694786
What movie?
>>750694471
This faggots still carry on about this shit.
Nothing you can post will even come close to what is seen in that clip because the clip is fake.
Fake blood all over the face, No visible source of the blood, blood is not wet yet doesn't crack when the skin expand like a fucking balloon...
It's fake, and its fucking obvious if you actually watch the clip rather than pretending your a medical genius
>>750681072
>>750674732
two elephants humping a beetle
>>750690052
still believing movie bullshit - it's been proven to be impossible to light liquid or vapor gasoline with a cigarette.
>>750677181
This is not even brutal when you know the story... Wish I'd never heard it
>>750675521
probably caught dtealing smthn
>>750695518
it's not impossible, just unlikely. gas has a high ignition point, around 500. a cig can get to that point, but only when someone's actually puffing it. so it is very unlikely to set off a gas station, but not impossible.
>>750675794
and that makes u unaware of bugs eating your eyes? ok
>>750673560
I remember when that happened. Think she was a nigger, if I remember correctly. Young too. Think about that every time I go on the Westpark tollway. Like dude, people have drowned right here.
>>750685352
You've clearly never worked a blue collar job. Opinion discarded
>>750684175
lol you fucking retard are you saying that guy wasnt stupid to think the glass was going to protect him?
>>750684072
you have a thread full of white people doing stupid shit yet you single out the blacks kill yourself you insecure little white faggot
>>750673612
Talk about bad luck.
>>750680782
i hope someone will do this to you.
>>750688654
>Picasso
>>750675627
you're fucking retarded you cuck
>>750681072
bar pitzvah
>>750674830
Why the fuck would the dad be doing that if he wasn't prepared for the kid to pull? Like are you actually retarded?
>>750685352
no, it won't. it'll hurt forever and eventually fall off.
