Tell me something interesting about yourself!
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Tell me something interesting about yourself!
>>750651333
I want to fuck OP.
OP might be gay
>>750651472
Welcome back <3
>>750651514
I'd say more bi than anything, but really I'm not interested in fucking anyone irl unless I trust them unconditionally
>>750651333
I've won money playing pokemon cards.
>>750651839
Oh wow really? I'm genuinely interested in this, were you a tournament player?
If I was ever gonna get a tattoo (which I almost certainly won't) it would probably be Pokemon related
>>750651971
I love your reaction images
>>750651597
How're you, bby?
>>750652196
I like them too!
>>750652202
Exceedingly well! I got pulled over but didn't get a ticket, then my manager gave me a great monthly review which was awesome
You?
>>750651971
I still do, when my work schedule lines up right.
I placed well enough at a regional event and they've recently started to pay out way better/more than they have in the past.
I've considered getting this style pokeball as a shoulder or inner wrist tattoo, but I'm not the type of person for tattoos.
20 years old, dont have a drivers license, or know how to drive a car for that matter but still get to work/school on time without issues
>>750652286
Dying of boredom and loneliness.
>>750651333
I am an extremely boring person.
>>750651333
I'm not an interesting person
>>750651333
I hate niggers
>>750651333
I had way too much to drink last night.
>>750652377
That's really cool! I like competitive battling for the most part, Smogon and whatnot
I'd like to get into VGC, but I'm not really good at Smogon either... I went gen 1-3 then 6-7 so I missed a huge portion of the competitive scene
That's a nice minimalist tattoo, I'm the same way and don't really want one tbh
>>750652391
Nice. What's stopping you from driving?
>>750652398
But why? Elaborate! Maybe I can help <3
>>750652442
>>750652492
>>750652602
At least put some effort in... I am in my replies, but this repetitive shit doesn't get anything from me
>>750651333
im actively hitting on two of my professors
>>750652673
But not tonight? For shame!
>>750652710
a/s/l?
Also, are you doing it for the grades?
>>750652680
If you don't like it you can get out
>>750652776
Hahahaha no, bitch I run this shit
I have no friends and I am getting increasing lonelier by the day.
>>750652774
20/M/USA
i have a weakness for MILFs/sexy librarian types. im mainly doing it because theyre cute and getting with a professor would genuinely be hot as fuck
>>750651333
heterochromia (2 different colored eyes) and horner syndrome (one pupil doesn't dilate)
>>750652817
The only thing you run is your fat mouth
>>750652842
The only thing stopping you from fixing that is initiative
>>750652845
Nice. If you actually succeed, I will be proud of you
If you fail and get reported for sexual harassment, then... I will disown you
>>750652864
Neat! Share a picture?
>>750652978
I also run an international drug cartel, but ssshhhhh.... we're all super serious here on the internet...
>>750652774
na I have an assignment thats due in like 2 days I should really be doing rn but cbf
>>750653051
Don't be a lazy cunt, anon. Do it now. You'll feel better when you go to bed
>>750653050
How dare you be serious on the internet thats a federal offense
>>750651333
I secretly like pineapple on my pizza
>>750652680
Work is dead, and my BF hasn't been giving me a lot of attention lately.
>>750653162
Oh gosh pls don't backtrace me ;~;
>>750653204
I'm more open about it
>>750651333
>I am 18 and idkwtf to do with my life.
>>750653204
>>750653233
It's too late we already have a confession
>>750652988
i would but im running off old devices with terrible cameras, and im so tired im having trouble keeping my eyes open
i guess youll have to take my word for it. obviously easier said than done on /b/
sorry about it
>>750652680
I used to casually play Singles on Smogon ladder in whatever form it was in for DPP, but transitioned to the TCG in order to help bridge a language gap (deaf) with a co worker who seemed like a cool dude. It was frustrating trying to convey all of the invisible numbers that go into why you're winning or losing, so I thought the TCG would make a great "real/physical" game that has basic fundamental concepts that apply everywhere, and here I am 4 years later.
What's interesting about yourself?
>>750653204
You are a blight on society that needs to be erased.
>>750653224
Why do you think that is? The latter bit. I assume your work schedule is out of your control.
>>750653308
You're 18, you don't have to do many things with your life. Find your passion and run with it.
Do what you're good at.
>>750653308
Masturbate
>>750652680
Never bothered to learn since i always got a ride from a friend, i dont mind giving them gas money since ik I’m helping them more, plus i save money that I’d be spending on car payments and insurance
>>750653341
I DUN GOOFED
>>750653342
No problem, I believe you <3
Get some sleep, okay?
>>750653343
Aaaahhh, I see. That's cool.
I'm not all that interesting, I don't want to draw attention to myself. That's why I don't make these threads about asking me things. I'd rather have other people share their experiences with me and enjoy their company
>>750653442
You need to be able to drive, tho. Even if it's just for fun, fucking learn it. It's an essential skill
>>750653350
I moved recently and the store I transferred to is a small one in the middle of middle-class white suburbs, no one comes in after 8.
I haven't seen him for 2 weeks, and when I text him, he's mostly busy playing video games.
>>750653535
thanks :)
and alright, i will <3
>>750653535
You're pretty cool, yourself.
Have a charming Piplup to keep the thread company, have a nice night.
>>750653314
Nicee
>>750653675
Aw, that sucks...
If he doesn't care about your relationship then why be with him? Honestly, it's kinda his job to show interest. Don't chase after him if he's not worth it.
>>750653694
Sleep tight!
>>750653784
Same to you. Sleep well
>>750651333
I've been a >>>/d/ eviant for around 11 years, and have had /d/-like fetishes since I was 13. I am going to be 29 in a few months. Pic related was my first fetish. Enjoy!
>>750654329
Heh, /d/ is fun
Are pixies really the worst fetish you could have shitposted in my thread? You could have used /d/orses or whatever at the very least, come on now
>>750653867
I'm a fat old borderline NEET, I'm lucky to have anyone.
>>750651333
Op if you ever need a mercy killing let me know
>>750654522
I mean, all you can do is try to reach out to him.
If he doesn't respond, then just let it go and try to find someone else
>>750654655
No prob fam
Bump?
>>750654520
>Heh, /d/ is fun
Ah, glad you think so!
>Are pixies really the worst fetish you could have shitposted in my thread? You could have used /d/orses or whatever at the very least, come on now
Ha, that's true, but that wasn't a pixie fetish. It's called Shrinking/Shrunken Women, or SW. Basically just how it sounds. Pic related.
>>750655149
OP what kind of pussy you have?
>>750651333
i found frozen yogurt that wasn't frozen, fuck off op
>>750655202
That's kinda my one pet peeve with /d/, their insistence on naming every specific fucking fetish
>>750655328
boipussy
>>750655330
WHAT THE FUCK????
>>750654709
I'll settle for internet flirting. They can't hurt you if they are avatarfags.
>>750655757
I'll internet flirt with you forever bby~
I am an avatarfag, so flee if you fear us
>>750655879
As long as I can imagine you as a petite blonde guy.
>>750655594
>That's kinda my one pet peeve with /d/, their insistence on naming every specific fucking fetish
Yeah, it is getting a bit out of hand. Luckily, SW has been a think for a loooooong time. Like, aside from old movies and cartoons, the oldest online art I've got is from the late 90's by a guy named Glassthorn.
>>750651333
I decided to teach myself to draw the other day, it’s going pretty well so far.
>>750652842
I have this same issue, and am currently fixing it by focusing on myself and learning skills, like drawing. Build confidence that way and everything else will come naturally. Think about it, if you can’t be happy by yourself, what are the odds of anyone else being happy with you either?
>>750656059
My hair is black and I could be petite if someone wanted me to
Good enough?
>>750656091
But hey, at least we can still chill on /b/ with some new info on our fetishes every once in a while
>>750656156
Can you show me a drawing you did? What kind of things do you like drawing?
>>750651333
do you have cute feet
>>750656288
No.
>>750656156
You're like a walking motivational poster.
>>750656223
Sure, I may as well. Not the greatest yet but I only started the other day. Actually didn’t originally intend to draw anime, but it makes the eyes a lot easier, so I rolled with it.
>>750656223
It all cuddles the same in the imagination.
>>750656431
That's really good! I am awful at human figures, but I'm really good at landscapes and shadings. I like the little details you put in, maybe work some more on shadows and whatnot
>>750656541
B-but what if it was more than imagination? >////<
>>750656363
And I meant that in a good way, not a "haha u nerd" sort of way
>>750656626
Thanks! I want to do landscapes and buildings once I’ve gotten people down. It’s good to have a constructive hobby.
>>750656626
All I know is that cuddles is one of the few things I'm good at. That and coconut chicken green curry.
>>750656761
Landscapes and buildings are way easier than people honestly.
You just need to know lines and shadows, with people it's way more complicated
>>750656797
I would cuddle you while eating curry
As long as you don't make me open bob and show vagene
>>750656880
>open bob and show vagene
I don't know what that means.
>>750657037
It's a meme about indian people being super sexually aggressive on Facebook
Sorry
>>750656880
I can imagine as much. I’ve tried drawing tanks before, and really only the circular parts like the roadwheels were too bad.
>>750651333
only interesting about me is that i finally managed to get a job. Life is pretty dull right now.
>>750657161
Yeah, the super linear stuff is easy. Depth and texture is hard
That's why I think you're pretty damn good for starting with faces which are more depth and texture
>>750657300
What kinda job did you get? What job do you want?
>>750657314
Well thanks, that’s quite encouraging. In fairness I previously took an art class where I learned shading techniques, but I mostly did abstract stuff or collages at the time.
>>750657369
pharmacy tech, pay is pretty shit tbh. didn't really have a job in mind when i went out looking for one, of course i had to take classes to even be a pharmacy tech, 6 months just so i can be screamed at by patients for $12/hr.
Wife just had impromptu eye surgery and because she was on complete bed rest I lost my job. Her vision still isn't back and she definitely has to get surgery on the other eye. When she does I may get fired again. We're in our early 20's and barely got by the past few weeks while I was unemployed. Life is so hard every day and at this point I pray for death almost every night before bed. I just don't know what to do anymore.
>>750657474
in high school my agriculture teacher told some girl to talk to me because he thought I was autistic
>>750657156
In other words, you want a finger slipped in.
>>750656431
Don't forget about proportions/anatomy.
Brother has to have elbows somewhere, right?
Keep up the good work, anon.
>>750651333
Lost my virginity yesterday so that's a thing
>>750651333
I literally cannot count backwards for whatever reason
>>750656223
>But hey, at least we can still chill on /b/ with some new info on our fetishes every once in a while
Yep, definitely! Okay, well, before I go, you asked for some weirder content. Here, have an example of the Transformation fetish! This poor girl has dialed 911, and is begging for help because her body is slowly changing into a male zebra. She's already lost her gender, and is slowly losing her very humanity! I'm sure anyone would be freaking out in her situation. Thoughts? What would you do?
>>750657649
>>750657474
not meant for you but oh well
>>750657624
What was the reason for the surgery?
>>750657649
Ouch. Where you just really quiet and awkward when you did speak, or something?
>>750657474
The last art class I took was in college where the teacher literally said "just don't draw the sun in the corner"
If you have a passion for art, run with it! I think you have the talent to be great if you want to.
>>750657579
It could be worse... I make $20/hr and it barely gets me by in the part of Cali that I live in
>>750657624
I... wow. I really don't know what to say. I'd try to be encouraging, but I feel like that might come off as condescending. I just hope you guys pull through this.
>>750657650
Yeah sure totes
>>750657692
How was it?
>>750657732
You can't even say 3 2 1?
>>750657787
Eh, boring /d/. Good night
>>750657838
Partly, and when we talked I didn't look him in the eye at first. It was also a class that was supposed to have a prerequisite and apparently the principal had put autistic kids in the class before
>>750657860
Me too, thanks
Getting back into parkour after almost a year. Nursed myself for too long after my last surgery, got out of shape and lost the motivation to get back at it until recently
>>750657860
Molesting makes cuddles better.
And fuck you, I make less than half what you make.
>>750656363
Thanks, I try and help everyone how I can. I hope my advice helps.
>>750657994
Ahh. I had a similar thing happen to me actually, and even signed up for an autistic-only class by accident which only reinforced some people’s suspicions.
>>750657860
>Eh, boring /d/. Good night
Aw. Thought that one might be a bit more interesting. Alrighty, here's a fun one I invented. I'm off, so good night all!
I don't know, I can drink a 750 bottle of liquor by meself without getting hungover
>>750651333
im a survivalist this generates his own power in the middle of the woods
I grow my own food
I make my own tools
I generate my own electricity using 3 creeks that run through my property and a few windmills
the only service i pay for is satellite internet and its paid in full because I sold a part of my land to some forestry fucks who build a usda post on it
I sometimes come to town to buy stuff i cant make or stuff i dont know how to make, like dish soap, toilet paper etc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSRyVy6e3so hahaha
>>750658039
No problem. I hope I helped in a way at least.
>>750658059
GET EXTREME
>>750658144
O-oh my
Your cost of living is probably less than half of what mine is. Also I have a college degree.
>>750658236
Nice, self-cest
>>750658277
What do you define as not hung over?
>>750658330
What part of the world do you live in? Also, I'd assume internet is hard to come by with that kind of setup...
>>750658367
Neat no-name, friend
Also, this is a neat track
>>750658377
Northern California
forest fires are common here
so they needed to use land for a camp
im getting paid for their stay
also
>satellite internet
I can shitpost in the wilderness
I have bad anxiety
>>750658477
friend? colbert, you're making me think that you like me.
>>750658377
>What do you define as not hung over?
Head not throbbing, Not feeling ill, No alcohol shits.
What's interesting about you.
>>750658510
Interesting... I'm in Socal. We're like different countries honestly
>>750658521
Welcome to the club, loser
>>750658551
Yeah I figured you were the ksb reject
Sup? You've been absent for a long while
>>750657860
Well I can count from 20 to 0 only because i memorized the sequence but I could not do it on the fly before
>>750658367
Best girl.
>>750658608
I guess that's fair. You have a strong constitution.
If I wanted to talk about myself, I'd make a thread telling you all what is interesting about myself.
>>750658620
What makes basic addition hard for you? Curious
>>750658613
ksb reject?
>>750658720
Ampty, the one poster I know that used that character
>>750658613
theres actually a proposal to split california up into 3-6 different states to even out voting representation for all of california
ncal will be mostly repub whilst scal will be mostly demo
i support the proposed state of jefferson (northern california)
>>750658787
was not aware of that. maybe i change.
>>750658840
My hometown is represented by one of the most conservative reps (Daryll Issa)
California can burn for all I care tbh. Lol jk I love it
>>750658914
Fucking disgusting, get out of here
>>750658705
>You have a strong constitution
I wouldn't say it's a strong constitution, Just use to drinking.
>If I wanted to talk about myself
>I'd make a thread telling you
Don't be a faggot. You asked us and i asked you. Your this far into the thread might as well contribute.
>>750658377
Probably, cost of living is low-ish here.
And there doesn't need to be an penetration. Just some nice rubbing and squeezing.
I used to do the 9-5 thing. One day decided to back myself and nurture my own ideas.
It took two years and was so stressful at times but I've finally got somewhere. I recently sold a patent to a company in Texas. I've made enough money to support me for the next 18 months.
I'm now working on my next project. I always thought I had an entrepreneurial streak, but was too scared to pursue it. Now I'm so glad I did. Would suggest anyone else do the same, if you think you've got it in you, you probably have
>>750659019
consider supporting the multiple californias proposal
support the state of jefferson to see a change in california as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J31XQtSnUY
>>750659019
it's so funny when i started doing the dumb avatar thing i thought i would quit using image boards entirely by the time i was 18. wonder how things would be different if i had stayed true to that.
did you ever think like that?
>>750659030
Same here, but I still don't deal with it well years in.
I contribute by responding to others. I don't want these threads to be about me, and I try to quash anyone's efforts to make them about me. I want a space where people can talk openly without idolizing someone
>>750659040
That sounds pretty good tbh...
>>750659093
Nice! Unfortunately, I don't think many people have the same kind of marketable ideas regularly...
>>750659131
Eh. I studied politics in college and it taught me to stay the hell away from politics
>>750659175
No, not really.
I go out of the way to match me getting to the first and will always hold the door for everyone nearby.
I also often call someone that is bad "nogusa" which is a nickname of a girl who gets raped a bunch in the erotic visual novel bible black, it means someone who shits outdoors.
>>750659316
addiction is a terrible thing.
>>750651333
Sometimes, I have this weird urge to rip peoples eyes out
>>750659424
That's uh... neat?
>>750659426
Yeah, mental illness is a hell of a drug
>>750659435
Woah dude
>>750659316
Any particular spots I would focus on?
I'm studying Japanese abroad. I'm also making my own game in Unreal Engine 4. Have about 3 levels (a little more) done and 2 bosses with some normal enemies finished.
Despite being invited out to go drinking from different people, and go out to karaoke and do things, I sit at home like a loser, because I feel like everyone hates me, and I think about killing myself frequently.
I also made my own writing system which I've started taking notes in and writing to myself in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo2QN-64Fgo
>>750659553
hahaha i have no doubt.
>>750659662
You can discover them through practice
>>750659676
Eh, you have enough marketable skills and you're good enough in social skills to go out. Don't be so down on yourself dude, focus on what you want to do and do it
>>750659743
Can you fuck off? Like... please. You're a cancer to everything you touch and I'd really rather not have you here
>>750659316
>Same here, but I still don't deal with it well
A fellow drinker, Shit sucks when you enjoy it but don't want to become addicted.
>I contribute by responding to others
I'll give you that.
>I don't want these threads to be about me
But no ones making it about you. I just want to know about you because you asked about me.
>I want a space where people can talk openly
Than why can't you talk openly if asked. What if someone relating to you helps tham(Now i'm trying to guilt you now).
>>750659316
>stay away from politics
yeah should be a good idea
gonna start avifagging
any questions about how i live on the land, more or less?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWmteg9guoo
>>750659854
yikes, don't you think that is a bit harsh?
Fuck your thread
>>750659316
>Nice! Unfortunately, I don't think many people have the same kind of marketable ideas regularly...
I now think everyone has at least one big idea in them. Probably something looking at them right in the eye. But then you've got to have the drive, ambition and self belief to push and make something of it. That's the tough part. Knowing how to market yourself, make your idea known, stay focuses without losing hope.
>>750659854
It's easier said than done.
My communication is pretty shit tier if I'm talking to more than 1 person. I actually have other people that I talk to after class/on LINE invite me to things as a group, rather than the group consensus being to invite me.
But I've been a retarded depressed kid since I was 12. Thankfully I was realistic and didn't think moving to a different place would fix it, unlike 2 people I've met while I've been here.
>>750659908
You have to understand, there is a history on /b/ of people making threads asking people to come and get advice that weren't really about that. I really, really want to avoid that.
I will talk openly about subjects if asked, but I'd rather not have people ask vague questions about my persona.
>>750660021
You really picked Squidbillies? Lol
>>750660085
No, no I don't.
>>750660095
And fuck you too <3
>>750660107
Yeah, that's kinda what I meant. Anyone can think of a great idea, but it takes an expert to make it work and work profitably
>>750660149
Hey, if people want to invite you to things, then they like you. Take that and run with it. Put yourself out there a little more
when i was 7 i drank what i took a huge gulp of what i thought to be pepsi (it was in a pepsi bottle and was black) when it turned out to be a shitload of my dad's chewed tobacco
>>750660170
>>750660296
no
just your thread
https://youtu.be/DKeQi0VLpro?t=17m32s
>>750660296
shucks.
>>750659854
That's how I found my BF's tickle spots, which he doesn't really want my messing with.
>>750660388
Is that why you have autism now?
>>750660393
And what is your problem with it, huh?
>>750660446
No but seriously, you are a disgusting person.
>>750660448
And you could do the same with me if you wanted!
>>750660296
Thanks
I'm glad I found this thread. you've saved a life today.
>>750651333
I want to start a family with a cute girl!
>>750660296
yeah its my favorite asian media
have a question?
>>750660497
probably about as disgusting as the average person i'm sure
I have a street named after me in the town i grew up in
>>750660510
I didn't expect that, but I'm glad. Take careof yourself.
>>750660547
WOW WHAT AN UNUSUAL SENTIMENT
>>750660610
Squidbillies is Asian? Or did I respond to a different person? Idk with anons
>>750660641
Yeah, pedos are much, much fucking worse.
>>750660681
I know right? So few people want to be with cute girls for some reason...
>>750651333
I was once bit in the face by a german shepard because I sneezed, twice.
And I bit her back
>>750660547
yeah pedophilia is pretty messed.
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NqXrrzQ.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>750660681
yeah squidbillies are asian
but dost thou present an inquiry?
>>750660497
If I find a tickle spot, I use it.
>>750660296
>there is a history on /b/ of people making threads asking people
Oh i know, There has been a few people doing that over the years and there has been those advicefags recently trying to do it.
>I really, really want to avoid that
Nothing to hide. We are all anonymous here, Vent if you need to. Who takes care of the psychologists when the psychologists needs to talk.
>I will talk openly about subjects if asked
Then what is something interesting about you.
>vague questions about my persona
Don't really care about your persona juts what to have a conversation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_nUHY-opbM
>>750660748
They're FAGS
>>750660823
I wouldn'st
>>750661008
You'd have me at your mercy, then.
>>750661043
I am less anonymous than you think. I have a history here. Venting in public is dangerous, and in private even more so. Sorry, I just want to stay faceless here
![rsz_squidbillies_image_adult_swim-5_9834[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/26Z9fPu.jpg "rsz_squidbillies_image_adult_swim-5_9834[1].jpg")
>>750661356
have a good night then
thank you for occupying my quiet evening.
>>750661575
Same to you, sleep tight!
>>750661603
Make it quieter by slitting your throat
I unironically listen to Eurobeat. This includes Deja Vu, but not Running in the 90's(because it's amon the worst eurobeat ever made imho)
>>750657860
Hey I hope you are still here op.. I'd love to talk to someone
>How was it?
Honestly amazing, I'm a gay sub and the person knew I was a virgin and was amazing about it. They were gentle and nice and it felt amazing, then I went to the bathroom to wipe off lube and then when I came out they had turned off all the lights except for a purple bulb and they had nice music playing and we cuddled. It was so nice and honestly the world just seems amazing rn.
>>750661356
I'll just have to marry several cute girls in their place and start several families.
>>750661356
>I am less anonymous than you think
Come on OP, There is a shit load of other anons on all the time. The odds of some one recognizing you is slim.
>Venting in public is dangerous
Maybe if you are chained by a user ID but no one knows if you're the same person from last thread or 9 months ago.
>I just want to stay faceless here
You are faceless and anonymous here, Maybe the three letter agency knows you but we don't.
And you can't even humor me or make something up after getting me this far. You hurt me OP.
>>750661356
Good, love it when they squirm when I hit the right spot.
I enjoy picking up weird little skills that people are shocked you can do such as solving Rubik's cubes and juggling
>>750661766
I've only ever heard running in the 90's
Introduce me to some more?
>>750661780
That's awesome! She really took care of you. And you'll have more confidence moving forward
>>750661793
Yes definitely, just don't let them meet up
>>750661836
I have been here for years and years, with the same identity. Trust me, it's less slim than you think. There are people here right now that know my full name.
I can talk to you on Steam/Discord if you add me, but beyond that...
>>750661887
And I'd love for you to hit that spot :3
>>750661978
>That's awesome
Yeah it was great, especially with being gay and all it was nice being able to have someone arround who understands me. My previous experience with a guy (didn't lose my virginity that time) was bad so it was nice to have a good experience. I feel like I really understand myself now.
>>750661978
>with the same identity
>Using anonymous as ID
>Trust me, it's less slim than you think
Come now it's not like you're alice. You are even RPing with others in this thread, But you cant lie to me about something interesting.
>I can talk to you on Steam/Discord
I meet people on 4chan anonymously and i prefer to keep it that way. Makes things more interesting and fun. Sorry.
>>750662210
Good. Whatever sexuality you are, learning to be comfortable is always valuable.
>>750662314
No, I'm not Alice. I've been around about as long, tho. If you don't want to go somewhere private, don't expect me to talk about anything private.
>>750662378
>Whatever sexuality you are...
Yeah life feels a lot better now. So who are you anon? It's strange to find someone so nice on /b/. Then again I spend most of my time in a select few threads so I might have a bit of a warped view of the normal types of people on /b/.
>>750662378
>Gave you an outing
>Still refuses to make something up to humor
OP, Just lie to me for the sake of the conversation. Even those advice thread fags did that much.
i'm Luka
>>750662655
I'm just someone that's been on /b/ for some time, being nice is not rare, just not common for those that have been here substantial amounts of time
>>750662658
I'm a real girl! Join my stream at twitch dot tv /twitch/ where I'll stream my shaved legs in tights but nothing above the torso because teehee I'm a trap!
Please add me on discord
ILOVESUSHI
#4516
>>750662844
See, It's not hard to lie for the conversation.
>>750662844
Yeah you certainly don't seem bitter about alice at all
>>750663000
I suppose I've learned my lesson
>>750663017
I have literally no reason to be bitter about Alice lmao
>>750662844
>Been here substantial amount of time
Yeah it honestly feels like that, I have to take regular breaks from this place because it seems to naturally wear me down a bit. Sometimes it's hard because I am a bit of a presence on /b/ in some circles. My question is how have you managed to stay nice all this time? I love and hate this place but I can never seem to leave.
Im currently cheating on my SO
>>750663082
I honestly could not tell you. I just do not naturally harbor any ill will for anyone. I like pleasing people, it's in my personality.
>>750663111
FOR SHAME
Freindly bump~
>>750663080
>I suppose I've learned my lesson
Better, Or i'll spank you, no homo.
But you said you've done thins as long as the cooking retard. Why, What was the motivation and i'll answer some thing about myself.
>>750663220
pls do 100% homo
My motivation was the variety, people here are from all over the world and no one is the same.
>>750663312
>My motivation was the variety
>from all over the world
So just because it was on the internet and everyone was different. I can get that. One of the reasons i like this hellhole.
>pls do 100% homo
No, We will keep this and arms length.
>>750663575
Exactly. I grew up in a very insular, homogeneous place. I crave uniqueness
You don't have to open up to me if you don't want to. I'd like if you did, but that's my own misplaced feelings
>>750663137
I know, I'm ashamed but i can't stop :(
>>750661978
https://youtu.be/o31MqHSnz_o
https://youtu.be/E7ockKQFkas
https://youtu.be/Pry1ZH_EAYU
https://youtu.be/K9NmDwnBhVk
>>750663746
You can, tho. Stop fucking someone other than you SO or just break up with your SO
>>750663137
>I honestly could not tell you. I just do not naturally harbor any ill will for anyone. I like pleasing people, it's in my personality.
Not the person you responded to but didn't you just told the avatar person to slit their own throat?
>>750664033
Dichotomies are fun, huh?
>>750663741
>I grew up in a very insular, homogeneous place
>I crave uniqueness
Well i don't really have to warn but the internet is a terrible place to find "uniqueness" Nothing more than autistic's trying to one up each other in being special. But i love them.
>You don't have to open up to me if you don't want to
>I'd like if you did
What would you like to know. I'm drunk and i'll share almost anything.
>>750663867
Well you're not wrong
>>750664314
Everyone is unique in their own way if you really get to know them
What name do you go by? What would you like to talk about?
>>750664360
No. So, your choice?
>>750651333
I've gone to 1st 2nd and 3rd base with a loli that was mutually satisfactory. No strings attached. Nothing forced or blackmailed, no repercussions
>>750664500
Good job, you totally showed that underaged girl
Lemme know your name, address and SCN so I can totally not report you to the FBI
>>750662748
Are you as cute as OP?
>>750664451
>Everyone is unique in their own way if you really get to know them
I'll agree with that. Once you get passed the person they're trying to impersonate from tv or role modeled after, You start to see who someone is.
>What name do you go by?
If you're asking my real name, I'll not give that out. If you want something to call me just go with cunt or asshole.
>What would you like to talk about?
Not a whole lot now a days. Abandoned everyone i use to know because they were drug addicts or alcoholics.
>>750664922
maybe
>>750664953
bullshit your a man
>>750664582
More like she showed me...she was more curious than i was :P. and besides. we were both underage. Though still 5 years age difference. You fail to understand what "no repercussions" means, but I am okay with this.
>>750664934
Agreed. I always posted as people I identified with or who had a role in forming my personality, hence my first avatar Stephen Colbert
I am not asking your real name, just your screen name.
>>750664991
no u
>>750665029
of course im a man so are you
>>750665149
no
ur lying!!!
>>750665016
Totes excusable pedophilia :^)
>>750665178
i might be a lair but youre a man
>>750665225
lair was a kewl game
>>750665186
>Totes
You bet your ass it is. All it takes is a "i didnt know any better because im still a kid" Murder gets washed under the bridge by parents. Fucking easy. The best most shocking truths are the ones not recorded. It may not be public, but its still the truth.
>>750651333
I like to draw and would like to make career out of it.
>>750664953
I still want to fuck OP, though.
>>750665448
>_<
you like boys!!!!!
ew
>>750665023
>I identified with
>who had a role in forming my personality
Yup. I find the majority of people in including myself act like a tv persona or role model in person but once you get passed that wall you start to see who they are or yourself.
>I am not asking your real name
Okay good because i was going to say this is moving to fast for my liking.
>just your screen name
Don't know i really have one. I'm not on facebook or twitter, Havea youtube account but mostly yo keep track of what i watch.
>>750665404
What a legend.
>>750665408
Then practice!
>>750665485
Glad we understand each other. Give me something to call you, other than Greentexting Anon.
GTA might work.
>>750665272
never heard of it but your still a man
>>750665579
I practice every day, yes. I just have no clue how to do the career part of it.
>>750665618
no
ur a projector
you doth protest 2 much
>>750665636
Find out what people want drawn and draw it. Find a niche community that's begging for a good artist and draw art for them, then expand
>>750665484
Yes.
>>750665716
Especially this boy.
>>750665777
D'aww, you flatter me <3
>>750665777
make ytsejamz colby your wife he's posting cute blondie
>>750665579
>Glad we understand each other
It's about time after all this pushing i get you to talk.
>Give me something to call
>other than Greentexting Anon
Call me what ever you want. Like i said i really don't have an online persona.
>GTA might work
Would give out my xbox account but i'm a poorfag now with no GTAV or live.
Just think of me as some idiot on 4chan.
>>750665877
I am reticent to talk about myself, both here and irl. I don't like to put myself out there, sorry.
I MEANT GTA AS A SHORTENING OF GREENTEXT ANON YOU IDIOT
>>750665676
i know im an man
but your also a man
hiding in the shadows
trapping my fellow men
begone thot
>>750665988
no ur a trap
>>750665838
Kay.
>>750665819
We'll need to go wedding gown shopping.
>>750666071
For me or you? ;)
>>750666071
<3
i hope your not llyod
>>750665977
>I am reticent
Good because i'll not reveal much about myself also.
>I MEANT GTA AS A SHORTENING OF GREENTEXT ANON YOU IDIOT
>YOU IDIOT
Glad the name is catching on.
>>750666225
I SHALL CALL YOU YOU IDIOT
<3
>>750666033
if im a trap your also a trap among traps trapping my people
>>750666325
nope i'm sane
>>750666267
>I SHALL CALL YOU YOU IDIOT
And i shall call you justaway.
>>750666785
LOL
Good night.
>>750666363
liar
your a trap trying to trap my fellow man
im normal and sane just your average man
>>750666905
nope
>>750666929
yup
you snake
>>750666873
See ya later justaway, Good talking to you.
>>750666951
no you slither.io
>>750666997
i am not made of slim like you
you snail
you sludge
>>750667085
ur wrong
>>750667158
prove it slime
you are but a wet diaper forgot on in the sun
It's been a while.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1RB4tzROvLZ
-Koi
>>750667252
eww ur gross
>>750651333
I'm boiling eggs and drinking coffee, getting ready to start the day. Too bad I have a cold
>>750667375
no your gross
trapper
I wanna bang but I'm not good at talking to girls or anyone really
>>750667427
ur mean
