Rekt thread (gore is acceptable)
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Rekt thread (gore is acceptable)
Thank you good sir
>>750644276
Did he slip and fall or something? That's quite the cut he got. Looks outchy.
Bear attack
havn't checked if it's real
>>750644276
>>750644276
what happened to this poor kid?
>>750646340
nerve gas explosion
>>750646340
he got rekt
>>750646455
very unprofessional
>>750646508
Sandniggers, what do you expect?
>>750646585
Always makes me KEK
>>750646544
No one cared who I was untill I put on the mask.
>>750646654
>>750646666
>those digits
>>750646340
Looks like he bit his tongue while eating snacks
Ryan Gosling gets stabbed and/or shot
>>750646666
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jeebus Christ !
this isn't your thread but true
>>750646806
My mum's a nurse, listen to me, hurr durr!
>>750646340
gave a blowjob to the rock
>>750646720
what manner of contest is this??
>>750646720
Tf is this
>>750647539
Lol
>>750645800
Bear was hungry
people getting shot to death a woman who got brutally murdered and a shaken baby? thats beyond any morbid compulsion, what's wrong with you psychopaths? do you really find this pleasurable?
>>750648266
Hello friendo!
Back to /mlp/
>>750648266
people getting shot to death a woman who got brutally murdered and a shaken baby? thats beyond any morbid compulsion, what's wrong with you psychopaths? do you really find this pleasurable?
>>750648440
kek. always gets me
>>750645800
Jeez, pull yourself together, man!
>>750648888
Damn cat is broken
>>750646585
Jeez. I don't know what to say.
>>750646585
Does anyone knows where this shit is from? Always see it but never been able to find source
>>750646806
umm. sauce please.
>>750648711
I wouldn't have guessed her for a fire crotch.
>>750644658
gross and disgusting
>>750644767
nah its just a sprain
>>750644276
looks like that Saw head/jaw trap
>>750648596
you would think they would be friends :/
>>750648614
o how i would fuck her dead body
>>750646544
i wonder if she was like "aieeeeeeee" (beanspeak for ouch)
>>750646585
holy beefwings
>>750646340
snapped into an expired slimjim
>>750644767
From what i heard his gf cheated or something so he wanted to anhero with a grenade/firework in his mouth and ended up surviving.
>>750649549
this enrages me, that woman deserves a slow painful death
>>750649549
Honestly my worst fear as a cat owner. I love my cat to fucking death.
>>750648085
a few minutes later, in fukushima....
Anyone have Mexican being destroyed by bulls
>>750649402
kek
>>750648596
that isn't fair, the one without the shirt had reach.
>>750644276
Why am I interested in this topic
Am I a psychopath?
I had a pic to contribute but I lost it
>>750649549
She shoot be shot
>>750648711
is this a kings of leon video?
>>750644276
There he is........ shooting off his big mouth again.
>>750649754
Don't let your cat outside
>B-b-b-ut kitty likes going out!
Fuck you. Cats kill crazy numbers of songbirds, and you put their lives in danger from cars, coyotes, and raccoons among other dangers. Unless it's a mouser on a farm, keep it indoors.
>>750649549
kitteh lived
>>750650181
owo
>>750650028
>Cats kill crazy numbers of songbirds
>Oh, how I love to lay in the sunflower fields, gaily listening to the songbirds
>>750650233
Fool. It's a loss of biodiversity.
>>750650394
holy fucking retardation
>>750650394
is it tho?
>>750650394
go suck your black lives matter dick
>>750650490
and by that i mean in numbers more insignificant than the microbial death if you washed your faggot taint with hand sanitizer
loss of biodiversity = mass extintion events = mankind is screw :/
>>750646544
that cant be real
>>750650622
>>750650724
It is it was on the news like 5 years ago
>>750650787
so it's staged?
>>750644658
Can't believe you would be so fucking sick you would post this
>>750646544
i can't read what she's mouthing
>>750648888
kek at webm
checked also
>>750650960
"aieeeeeeeee mis pinche ojosssssssss"
>>750650926
>>750648614
>>750646585
pussy eating pussy? how interesting
>>750650028
i hate when retards put bells on outdoor cats, it drives them insane
>>750648888
I remember this vid on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg431lpAlcw
Cat seem to not like cheese atleast some of them i guess
>>750646806
the fuck happened there?
>>750651401
nerve gas explosion
>>750651470
haha that was so funny m8
>>750651470
there's no nerve gas in space
>>750644276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2is-i-pjpo
Man Tries to Steal Police Car In His Underwear, is Fatally Shot
>>750649549
>i"m just a cat
>I fuck around all day
>laying in driveway
>see faggot dogs come by
>fuckingfaggots.jpeg
>motherfuckers notice me
>shitshitshitshit
>dogs fucking charge
>old bitch has the strength of a fucking ant
>releasethehounds.gif
>fuckers start mauling me
>is this really how I go out?
>bitch doesnt get up for 5 seconds after her dogs attempt to fucking slaughter me
>barley gets up anyways as she was fucking gasping for air
>just then realizes her dogs are fucking with me
>I devise a plan
>get under the car
>mfw the plan works
>old bitch and her pack of cunts fuck off
>i'm just a cat
>>750647614
>>750648614
that happened in Argentina
>>750650858
Yes it is, newfag, happy?
>>750649549
Nice reflexes on that cat
>>750648266
Yes
>>750651543
haha you are so funny m8
>>750644569
You're fucking welcome
>>750649549
Why the fuck do the dogs catch on fire?
>>750651701
Thats wrong faggot.
>>750651655
it lived?
>>750651701
dominican repub
>>750646496
With a crain.
>>750646806
so fake its literally giving me cancer
>>750646666
Double checked
Don't worry. We still don't care.
>>750651956
yea cat was still kicking in the end
the footage continues as well
>>750652022
So fucking thick you're literally the cancer ITT, GTFO
>>750652106
where does it continue?
>>750648711
Her pussy is on fire!
>>750651284
>>750649549
Something like this happened outside my house once at 6 AM. I was so sleepy I just saw the cat crawling to my door LMFAO.
>>750648085
I always loved this webm. She missed the entire lake. Damn!
>>750652099
gottem
cat>dog
>>750652191
lemme guess ur the same guy I always send this picture to in the other threads when that vid gets posted?
>>750651284
too soon anon, too soon
>>750652163
after this vid cuts, saw the rest on some other rekt thread a while ago
>>750652229
Her arms didn't approve. They couldn't handle the whale
>>750651947
>>750651982
sorry, Dominican Republic
>>750652313
thnks for the .jpg :O
>>750652311
Digits!
Caturday here!
>>750645800
>tacobell
>>750651179
Too fucking far bro
>>750646806
EMT'S! WE NEED EMT'S! TURN OFF THOSE LIGHTS MY MOM'S A NURSE!
>>750651401
Steve "Comp Me Faggot" Paddock
>>750647614
Typical Nigger Behavior
>>750645800
That's not a bear attack
>>750652670
you're right, it's nerve gas
>>750652445
Translate aggot
>>750652522
more digits
>>750652565
That fucking guy!
Getting a kick out of fiddling with dead women.
Couldn't watch the whole video his fucking BS triggered me so much!
>>750646806
the way her eyes glow it's like her soul is leaving her body
>>750648085
bent arms. never bend your arms. to picture this, imagine your doing pull ups. if at the top of your pull up you just drop limp but hold your hands tight, youll have the force of your body trying to yank you away from the pole. if your holding onto a pull up bar with your arms extended, theres no mass yanking you down
>>750652816
Yup, cat/get thread
>>750652096
>as your attorney
>>750648085
bent arms. never bend your arms. to picture this, imagine your doing pull ups. if at the top of your pull up you just drop limp but hold your hands tight, youll have the force of your body trying to yank you away from the pole. if your holding onto a pull up bar with your arms extended, theres no mass yanking you down
if you look, she fell about twice her body length before the handle yanked up, which is a shitload of inertia and energy
>>750649549
That woman is a fucking tard.
>>750652948
this isnt a physics class you mindcucking wizard
tldr instructions unclear, peener stuck in ficus
>>750652948
True
>>750653004
Some people just shouldn't be allowed to own pets.
>>750652960
indeed
>>750646340
>nerve gas explosion
If I recall correctly, This was part of a video posted at the beginning of the syrian civil war.
There also was a younger kid on the room with his legs blown off.
This was released at a time when there were allegations - one of them documented, kid had lashes all over his body and his dick cut off, he was killed - of the syrian regime torturing kids to know where their parents were. The title of the video I saw made it sound like they were found like this after a syrian army compound was cleared by the then relevant FSA. This was a few years ago so my memory might be playing tricks on me.
>>750652445
It wasnt a fucking tree dude.
>>750652807
She's russian, she died
>>750653283
Nothing of value was lost
>>750644276
>>750644569
>Gore is acceptable
>Thank you good sir
What the fuck is going on (?)
I'm triggered and one of my thousand genders have an heroed
>>750653328
you capitalist swine
>>750653597
Got me good!
Rekt!
>>750646585
Maybe the cat thought it was a Subway sandwich.
>>750653963
Nah the cat tried preventing nerve gas explosion
>>750645850
least he's smiling for the camera
>>750646666
If I pull that off, would you die?
>bump
can we get back to posting rekts
>>750647489
We all knew a nig nog's brain was a watermelon
>>750648596
When a nigga makes up their own fighting style its called black-fu. And they're all black belts.
>>750654017
Are you fucking retarded? It's quite obvious the cat was the one setting off the nerve gas explosion and the dogs tried to stop him. This happened in Honduras, not Dom. Republic, btw.
>>750649744
How so?
>>750651385
fucking cannibal
>>750644276
Probably a pit bull.
>>750652522
crab>dog>cat
>>750655334
Stealing!
>>750644276
That can't be fixed, massive infection will set in. I'm a plastic surgeon. Better to give him a high dose of morphine.
>>750652445
>>750652807
russian tourist dies on impact with street sign while filming nude video on freeway Punta Cana
on bottom is says she was drunk and that she hit a tree, (even though it says sign up top...)
then it says she died in a health center later. her name was natalia.
no blow job is a bad blow job
>>750648440
god bless china
>>750649549
im just gonna pretend the cat is ok :(
>>750656815
Indeed
>>750646585
must have smelled like fish
>>750646806
Free sex toy
>>750649549
I would seek equal justice on those dogs. Euthanize them.
>>750646030
ayyy lmao
>>750657341
Would you step on this puppy for one million do-
>>750658269
Nope and Im a poorfag
>>750657341
>>750656926
Ha! xD
>>750644658
Can't believe how sick those chinks are.
Or you, for posting that shit.
Austin 3:16 says Gas Thyself, Faggot.
>>750649549
Guess I'll bring my fucking attack dogs over. What's the worst that could happen?
>>750648711
True Hot Crotch
>>750650724
reality denial at its finest
>>750644658
Why would you post this. I can't fucking believe it
>>750652445
I don't speak Taco mate.
>>750649549
Not a cat person, but damn this bitch. Fucking weak af.
Especially, when she tried to kick the dogs and pull them away. Not sure of the fall is what made her dizzy, but she didn't even rush in there to save the cat.
just casually walks towards them and that weak leg kick. Jesus. Someone please slam her face on the concrete...again
>>750650216
Get the fuck out
>>750659375
rewinded
>>750652948
Bruh... I don't think she had a choice with all that meat weighing her down
>>750659530
it was voluntary, you fuck
>>750653220
In 1983 or 84, my wife worked though our church to bring a couple of her Lebanese best friend's Syrian cousins to the USA for medical help. They were a nine year old girl and a ten year old boy who had been tortured in order to get their parents to confess to something or other. The parents disappeared after their confessions. There may not be any good guys there, but the Assad family taught the Jihadis everything about cruelty.
>>750646585
In soviet russia, pussy eats you!
>>750648085
Used to have the one with audio. Soon after she hit the ground and turned over quick, she screamed "I can't feel my legs!"
>>750659786
Story?
The agonizing pain he must've been going through. 0.o'
>>750645800
Bear would have eaten most of that. This looks like a high speed impact/train injury.
>>750659834
u lazy piece of shit
https://youtu.be/BC2eDyH3Ef8
>>750649549
I hate cats but i'd kill these two fucking dogs
>>750651385
Fuck off faggot, you couldn't come up with that last night until other anon called you on it.
>>750646806
That's from the country concert shooting
>>750659786
Oh so that's why they don't build roads, so they can turn people off after a bombing
>>750660056
>Ditto
>>750659982
i once read than once your nerves are burnt u stop feeling pain, but for me i rather died drowned
>>750660332
Bruh. Owner did it on purpose.
>>750660374
Damn asians
>>750658642
D I A M O N D S
>>750646030
Did he ever find maggie tho?
>>750660573
Between drowning and burning, yea, I'd prefer to drown than die like this. And if I did get burnt and survive, I'd rather die.
>>750648888
>>750652099
god dogs are such pieces of fucking shit
>>750660820
Nah. Just that one.
>>750656856
the cat really is ok.
>>750644276
Dr Zoidberg lives!
>>750649549
I wonder how many lives that cat lost?
>>750644276
Did he died?
>>750648085
hey this isn't YLYL
>>750645800
Bear would have chewed off his face
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>>750644276
>>750658642
What's she chewing anyway?
>>750658642
Was that a living mouse?!
I'd still put my dick in her mouth though.
>>750652099
Fucking good guy cat, wish mine wasn't a faggot.. dog was a shit hole..
>>750661088
Check'd
It happened to be a rekt with keks
>>750650028
>MUH SONGBIRDS
kek'ing hard at your existence.
>>750647539
Whats happening? Is he breathing?
>>750648266
lol nice bait anyone who replies to this faggot is a NEWFAG loltjiisawrttianbirmloltmiacman
>>750662165
Exacly. The cat that got attacked by those two dogs. Perfect example. Dogs trained by humans to be aggressive and a cat over loved by a human, losing all its survival instincts. Bring those two together obviously things will go bad. TO the humans ever think of this? nope....
>be me
>reads this thread while eating lunch
>doesn't faze me one bit
>mfw the internet has ruined me
>>750657706
WHENYOURETOUGHBUTSCAREDOFPRISON.exe
>>750662507
lol thats the joke nowpretendyouaretrollingsoyoudontlooklikeanewfag.jpg
>>750648266
I know this is b8, but I'm gonna answer anyways.
I don't find it pleasurable, I think it's horrible. Yet, I think that a good way to cope with the horrors that this world offers is through dark humor, so I find comfort in knowing that people can turn these horrible situations into petty jokes. Sometimes, I like to think that we're all so small and unimportant that nobody will notice our deaths, but at the same time we may just create a smile for someone, somewhere. I find comfort in that meaninglessness, and humor.
There's also this morbid curiosity, maybe because I want to make sure I don't cry like a bitch when I inevitably end up seeing something as fucked up as this, since I'm a criminology student.
>>750663024
what do you mean?
what does newfag mean, btw?
>>750652099
Dogs are the nigger animal
>>750663208
Their owners are actually
No such thing as a bad dog, only bad owners.
99% of the time, same as humans
>>750659280
white people are fucking crazy
>>750663341
>No such thing as a bad dog
ikr!!1!
>>750657955
I took upon the task of rehabilitating a fighting dog, his piece of shit owner made him kill cats for fun.
It was a pretty fucked up animal, and the poor guy still hasn't adapted to the world around him yet, but now the motherfucker defends my cats from any harm at any costs, and used to babysit a litter of kittens I rescued from the streets.
If anyone deserves a second chance, that's animals. I lost faith in reforming people, but animals are a whole different story.
>>750650787
The mainstream media is fake news.
>>750663429
black kittens from an inner-city ghetto?
>>750650394
>>750650028
Most songbirds rarely get in the reach of a cat.
A cat's normal prey are rats, pidgeons, insects and reptiles. But I agree that it's better to keep them indoors due to all the dangers that it represents, in an ideal world it would be different.
>>750663494
Multicolored kittens that I rescued from an abandoned car.
>>750663411
>a random, small group of white people chop off the head of 1 animal humanely
"fucking crazy savage devils" REEEEEE
>black people in africa fuck toddlers in africa and infect them with hiv, blacks are the most criminal and savage on earth
"they don't know better, it's their culture, anon..."
>chinese burn dogs alive by the millions
it get utterly ignored
>muslims burn/down/cut off the head of humans that takes forever for them to die
"it's a religion of peace, anon, don't be racist"
>>750660002
Wrong bears usually eat the good parts first then discard or cache the rest. Like giw they only eat the skin of salmon during a run.
Bear may have been ran off or killed before burying.
>>750659280
MY ANCESTORS SMILE UPON ME IMPERIAL. CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?
>>750663811
Don't forget Russians literally paying people to murder dogs by the dozens also ignored
>>750657706
I don't know why but this fucked me up more than anything I've watched in years. Probably the pure malice of it.
>>750663960
that's unironically the worst in this thread
fucking awful, fucking nightmare
>>750664004
>>750663811
Yulin Dog meat festival
Fucking chinks should be nuked out of existence
worst rekt thread ever. you have disappointed me, /b
>>750663960
that technique was brutal, and that blowout was totally avoidable. live adn learn - have some b&w eye bleach.
>>750646544
thats fukt not rekt. but seriously that eye looks fake as shit.
>>750648614
A waste of perfectly good titties
Hey I need to see that webm of the elk getting shot with an arrow
>>750664628
>>750664121
i don't know man i swear i could see the horror in those little bastards' faces or maybe it's the weed playing tricks on me
>>750664545
Google it /b/ro
>>750664718
Kek the eyes
>>750649744
As much as in enrages me I disagree in this case. She was obviously to weak to hold the dogs back, and she tried.
Those dogs however need a bullet to the head
>>750660374
so, they're gonna eat crispy burnt meat? I mean what the fuck? why? how come? Explain this shit, faglord!
>>750665252
explain to me why niggers think that sticking their herpes riddled penis into 1 y old toddlers will cure their hiv
>>750665314
because they fucked monkeys to begin with. ...so yeah.
>>750665451
I see...you must have a little bit nigger in you
>>750665252
they are burning off the hairs, also the skin tightens up making it easier to slice up to prepare it for cooking.
>>750646806
Didnt even cop a feel, what a puss.
>>750665492
negro? no thanks. it's obvious that you can't the black in you. mr.albino.
>>750657706
got any more of this shit? i love seeing these little fuckers die
>>750665499
thank you sir
*strange erection*
>>750665954
how many missing braincells do you need to lose to actually get caught in this mess.
>>750662027
A guy I went to highschool with put fireworks up a cat's ass. Some other guys jumped him at a bonfire party for it and put him in the hospital for about 2 weeks.
Cops got a hold of the video he made with the cat a few months later and he got an $800 fine.
Karma and justice are a real bitch.
>>750648888
not bad homie
>>750666094
idk man, he was just feeling the rollers. the other guy was doing it so i guess he assumed that it was totally safe. unless that machine makes noises to say its turned on then how would you know its rolling when its at high RPM's?
>>750666127
he should've ass fuck that cat. while ass fucking his ass with the fireworks. that's true karma and injustice.
>>750644658
Why? That defenceless animal. What is wrong with them?
>>750645800
Bears don't rip you limb from limb, they just eat away. I reckon it's foul play
>>750659280
At least it was quick
>>750648266
>>750648266
U DON'T KNOW ME OR MY STORY
>>750660374
Fucking 3rd world scum
>>750649549
Cat should have ran away. Dogs instinct can't be helped. Useless dog owner should get in trouble if anything
>>750659675
Holy fuck that's good anon.
>>750666094
Lost em all anyway
>>750657706
Why did this make me hard
