Waifu thread
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Waifu thread
Rem claimed
>>750640600
Again, probably
>>750640697
I mean that's all that exists
>>750640764
About what?
>>750640927
About there being a Rem Ohayo.
>>750641041
>it's a compilation of /wafiu/ posters image
>>750640485 (Remmy-poo)
I literally have no reason to hate you.
>>750640927
I don't usually get in these things either. I remember being in a community a few years back that did a stupid amount of them and getting in barely any, if I got in any at all.
>>750641128
>Emi
I thought it was a best girls image
>>750641128
>when you cant post the original because its 4 mb
>>750640485
I like this pictire.
>>750639811
242 and going strong
>>750639555
Here ya go. Best lewd ever
>>750641128
Yep. I figure it's been way too long since one's been made.
>>750641429
Wow, that's deep
>>750641480
Now cross out everyone that isn't here anymore
>>750641041
It just feels a little off with her mouth closed
>>750641152
You don't seem to talk, do you?
>>750641160
Other than the reasons you gave
>>750641323
I mildly remember seeing the Dr Pepper truck being made, but I may be wrong
>>750641625
This
>>750641480
wheres dog claimer, tali, 2b, and uno?
>>750641685
I feel like I remember a CERTAIN SOMEONE making some of the ones back then too...
I'm totally not bitter!
>>750641692
Didnt you do that?
>>750641837
Nope.
>>750641685
No, i dont talk much. Howd you know?
>>750641982
Hello Blood-chan
>>750641811
Dog claimer chose to not be in it or wasn't around at the time, Tali... Who knows. 2B was here for your money and uno?
>>750641815
The fact you emphasis CERTAIN SOMEONE makes me feel like I should know them
Or are you talking about how Makoto never included you?
>>750641982
You never seem to got replies, so I don't see why I can't give you one.
How are you?
>>750641625
This is depressing tbh. And some of them on here may not even be the same people that claim them now to boot.
>>750641685
I can change that y'know.
>>750641811
I dunno if that was even the final final version. Just one of the first ones I found.
>>750641815
Shush.
>>750641866
I didnt save it. Rip.
>>750642076
CC is a different one
Bun (Velvet) posted last night
Kneesocks posts without pics
>>750642076
fugg i've been posting in these threads for probably 2 years now and i don't recognize a lot of these
>>750639673
Thanks fam
>>750642076
And Hanako doesnt post either
>>750642050
Yeah I'm mostly being a shit to Makoto. Because back then he never included me in anything. In hindsight it was probably a good thing because most of those ones were cringe as fuck, but...
>>750642076
I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
>>750642076
And Shinoa drops by on occasion.
>>750642044
Not sure who blood-chan is sorry.
>>750642050
Im alright, days seem kind of dull. What about you?
>>750642273
I have some history with Saber, so I'll always be fond of her.
Here ya go, Rem.
>>750642229
>>750642282
>>750642379
Meh, just going off what I've seen. So my markings out should be taken with a grain of salt. Wasn't really including ones that were "once in a while" more so than I've seen them a decent amount of times that I've been here.
>>750642255
Has it been 2 years now?
>>750642293
SHUSH!
>>750641685
How can I prove I like you?
>>750642076
The more things change, the more they stay the same
>>750642399
That's exactly what Blood-chan would say
>>750642076
>"Syndra" still posts
>>750642498
They were the most cringeworthy thing ever though.
>>750642459
Filenames are different from another Umi I know. How long have you been around?
>>750642561
Waifu... waifu never changes
>>750642596
He does but as shijou takane
>>750642689
He just bumps. Thats it.
>>750642076
Stocking was here two days ago, Kneesocks was here today, Sachi just doesn't post pics, Chara was here not that long ago either.
Eh, I like to keep myself out of things for now
>>750642293
Oh man I can relate in real life
As for cringe, I got out of that fairly well
>>750642399
Dull as a spine of a knife, and mostly bored.
Do you have hobbies?
>>750642498
Oh, neat.
>>750642554
That's for you to answer yourself, I never have a definitive answer for when I ask myself "Do they like me?"
>>750642689
>The Joke
>your head
>>750642795
Maybe the jokes just terrible.
>>750642860
Heretics deserve it.
>>750642638
A while. About a year including the time that I was Anya.
>>750642785
Oh for me it was only the images. People seemed to like me back then, and I still wasn't in them for some reason. Sad times.
>>750642614
And you wanted to be in them. :^)
>>750642785
Again, just what I've observed. And alright, want me to leave you out of this one? Or are you fine where it is? I'll go by whatever you wish.
>If yes, I'll use the open mouth Rem.
>>750642785
I feel you anon, and currently no hobbies. I was looking into airsoft but im scared of not being brave enough to actually go to a field and play with people
>>750643094
I was young and foolish!
>>750643016
Oh you were the old Anya poster?
>>750642828
Hi syndra
>>750643511
Yepyep!
>>750643016
I was only starting to post around July of... 2016?
I don't know much
>>750643094
Do what you'd like
>>750643151
Are you open for options? And airsoft is a more painful paintball, but at least a little less messy. And go stealth, maybe it'll be easier
>>750641128
I remember this one.
>>750643728
I started posting here in December. I'm just talking about an old old community where I met Mako.
>>750642785
I honestly don't have an opinion about you except that your legs are cute.
Been my waifu for years.
>>750643800
Its pretty old. Eu did some nice work.
>>750643967
I miss Eu.
Wonder what that shitcunt is up to now?
>>750643967
Handkun did that you fool
>>750644024
Last I heard all was good. He tried to buy me a Rory figure but I couldnt accept it
>>750644102
Hand took over after Eu dropped out due to life commitments. Eu came back to finish.
>>750644280
I do genuinely miss him, Hand-kun too, He was my nigga.
These are drawings. They do not love you because they don't feel anything. Go outside and meet real people.
>>750644348
They were everyones nigga.
>>750644457
She may not love me, but I love her, and that's all that matters.
>>750644280
Waifu group things aren't hard to make.
>>750644348
Hand-kun is a boring fag
>>750644457
How do drawings speak and play music live?
>>750644610
Shut your whore mouth Newfag, Hand-kun was great.
Nurse Lee
>>750643893
I could've guessed, you two went a long way haven't you?
>>750643919
You say it like you have an image yet you ask for more.
>>750644518
Velvet post nugget
>>750644610
Yeah, but the beach was Eu's.
>>750644718
But I started posted in December 2015
>>750644823
I've seen them before. I think you might've posted it in thread.
>>750644850
Crisp and clean, no Cosmoline.
>>750644963
That is one moist nugget. I dunno much about guns, but how is it?
>>750645125
I have yet to take her shooting, but she cycles nice and smooth.
She is also very cuddly.
>>750645236
I hope it goes off when you're cuddling it <3
>>750645236
Are you planning to take her shooting soon?
>>750645317
She's always unloaded.
>>750645339
Probably on Sunday, if I can get some time.
>>750645317
>cuddling a loaded gun
I'm pretty sure he isn't an idiot.
>>750645428
Nice, nice. Let me know how it is. As I said, I don't know much about guns, but they kind of fit into my general interest in weapons so...
>>750645431
Well, I do keep a loaded handgun under my pillow at night. Just in case some Basketball americans attempt to redistribute my wealth.
>>750645428
Then what's the point of having a gun if you aren't gonna use it?
>>750645431
>not cuddling a loaded gun
Wow I'm pretty sure he's just a pussy
>>750644963
Fuck a x54r (personal reasons)
>>750644823
You're always cute
>>750643952
Same 1i
>>750641625
Its just hot lewds
>>750646015
>not liking x54R
>>750645827
>whats a baseball bat
>whats a kitchen knife
>>750645827
Well yeah, but that's just sensible.
>>750645860
I mean, I'm not sure avoiding the chance of shooting yourself in the night is being a pussy, but...
What is up my dudes?
>>750646182
>Let me swing this baseball bat in a narrow hallway
>Let me go run to the kitchen while tyrone is culturally enriching my house
Handgun is effective at stopping Wild nigs.
>>750646200
Of course it's sensible.
>>750646200
Well having a gun in the first place is being a pussy
>>750646097
Like I said, personal reasons.
>>750646319
Nothin, how are you?
>>750646319
Regretting yoghurt
>>750646364
>what is clubbing them on the head.
Seriously lmaoing @ u nigga
>>750646364
I used to keep a knife in my room. No idea why I stopped.
>>750646417
Ah yes, you should square up to the wild Negrosaurus that's raiding your house instead. Good idea. And that's not even mentioning having guns from a hobby perspective.
>>750645827
I like this guy.
>glock 20 with light under pillow.
>>750646364
>he doesn't lure DeQuan into his kitchen by making fried chicken then cutting him up with a knife
>>750646834
Its called a family axe or a baseball bat.
>>750646910
>he can sleep with a lump of hard steel under his pillow
Jesus christ you retards deserved to be burgled.
>>750646771
Doing good, back to work tonight but can't really complain
>>750646776
You lactose intolerant or something or was it just bad yogurt?
>>750646938
Ah yes, go for a less effective weapon for no reason. Like man I'm a swords girl myself but even I can admit guns are most effective in that situation.
>>750646990
Lets hope....590a1 loaded ready to go.
>>750647121
All bundled up for the cold?
>High here was in the 30s today
>>750647218
Even if you WERE broken into you wouldn't have the BALLs to shoot anyone. You have the weapon as a sort of blankie. It makes you feel safe.
>>750647121
Just a bad idea tbh. I think its a bad time with dairy for me.
>>750647340
Hi donut loli
Where are you from? It was on the 40s here
>>750646683
Well, they're wrong. But that's okay.
>>750646803
>getting within arms reach of a nigger
I don't want aids.
>>750646910
1911A1 with a 10 round mag, and another within reach of bedside.
>>750646938
>he actually gets within touching range of Jerome
What is with you people and wanting to get close to niggers?
>>750647483
Hi anon, in Kansas city, is pretty cold for this time of year
>>750647369
>implying ive never shot people.
>those brown people make great movers
>>750647340
As bundled up as I can be since my boss has a stupid dress code. Can't wear undershirts that aren't dark blue, black or white and we can only wear coats that have the company logo on them. The one I have isn't nearly thick enough for this time of year but I've been staying inside the place I watch oover a fair amount of the nights except for rounds
>>750647370
Thats sucks to hear fam, hopefully that whole ordeal passes or ya may have to switch to almond milk and stuff
>>750647369
M8 let's be real here it's easier to shoot someone than to bash their head in with a baseball bat.
>>750647651
Being shot at with it pisses me off
>>750647651
Solid choice though. I got a decked out range officer. But that just stays in the safe
>no one has Shinobu yet
but she's literally perfect
>>750647737
Holy shit I'm like an hour away from you
>>750648006
Cute face
>>750647809
Rip, got a hat or something to cover your ears at least?
>>750648006
Are you blind?
>>750648018
Neat
>>750648090
cute everything tbh
even not giving a fuck she's still 2cute
>>750648248
Yeaaaa...she's a cute
>>750647856
You'd be frozen with fear lmao.
>>750647744
>DUDE IM OG I SHOOT PEOPLE DAILY
Nigger detected, goodbye.
>>750647651
Okay whatever. Go in being retarded with your shitty roosterteeth waifu from a shitty roosterteeth show with shitty weeaboo nerd writing
>>750648248
She's not cute at all.
>>750648401
>be you
>be contrarian just for the sake of it
commit suicide
>>750648401
At least I actually love my waifu.
You've probably been through like 6 by this point.
lol
>>750648182
Have you heard of higginsville?
>>750648704
But I actually do love Mio. She's the bestest.
>>750648582
>be you
>use le maymay arrows
>
>>750648956
Nope
>Google's it
Damn you're halfway to Columbia
>>750647809
No, Ill be fine. Just need to try and avoid for a while I guess.
>>750649307
Correct
So it was probably in the 30s here too then, I just didn't really go outside all day :/
>>750649600
I didn't either, outside sucks
>>750644931
I have, and only once. Go find it if you're so desperate
>>750646015
Same goes to you.
>>750650205
Yeah and I saw it. Why are you being so rude?
Anyone here I love?
This didn't come from protovision.
>>750648182
Nope, haven't had the time to buy one yet
>>750649433
Yeah, hopefully that does the trick
>>750650189
why is megane Shinobu best Shinobu?
>>750650811
Rip
>>750651309
Teen shinobu is best shinobu
>>750651327
Hi youknow
>>750651505
Hello Shinobu
>>750651327
Heya yuno
>>750651505
Yeah but thankfully my rounds don't take long and it's nice and warm inside
>>750646910
>he doesn't sleep with an AR-15 loaded with M995
>he doesn't have a raifu
laughing at you rn
>>750650811
poor Minami
>Misaki Claimed
>>750651608
Hello there
>>750641152
haven't played doki doki yet. spoiled myself but seems interesting
>>750650714
I don't know if I'm rude.
>>750641685
Rem is literally perfect. She is wife material ten billion percent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp00zbOD58w
>>750651827
It would be rude not to post thighs :^)
>>750651990
Then I'm being rude.
>>750651569
How are you?
>>750651608
So when are you planning to make your move to become a cop?
>>750652144
Hungry, just got home
>>750652050
Was just joking.
You used to be a lot nicer to me.
>>750651635
Rifle...come on! I cant fit a AR under my shit. Snub nose 357, 19+1 cz, or G20. Rifes in the safe
>>750652236
You keep asking for my legs, and it kinda bothers me.
>>750652204
why home so late? got stuff to make spaghetti cake?
>>750652406
how does it bother you?
I sorta do it as a running gag. Like an obligatory "show thighs"
>>750652523
thank you for posting so much Shinobu. you're really helping me fill out my folder.
>>750651635
Could be way worse tho
>>750651659
Hows it going?
>>750652144
Once I'm old enough to attend the police academy. Have to be 21 so I'm just under a year shy
I feel like your "waifu" is Mio just so you can post Ritsu
>>750652629
i need to get more, i only have like 200 pics
>>750652679
oh, i didnt know you were so young
>>750652773
everyone knows that Ricchan and Mio are hot together
>>750652773
I'm posting pics as I'm downloading them lul.
>>750652204
hey yuno
>>750652346
>he doesn't own a ma deuce for home defense
I cuddle her every night, I think I'm going to upgrade with a picatinny mounted fleshlight soon. Going to wear out the pistol grip at this rate.
>>750652679
You're 20 and running security?
>>750652876
I know, he just likes pissing people off
>>750652943
I'm kind of skeptical of that but if you say so
>>750652851
Could've swore I've said it before but that was probably to someone else. But yep, only 20 and plan to be the weeb cop
>>750653178
Yeah, you only have to be 18 I think to work security jobs. Besides, I'm usually put into lower risk places since there was almost a big problem my first week of work
>>750653178
>Having a Ma for home defense
>I miss the good old days
>>750653193
lul
>>750653256
maybe you did and i just forgot, we dont really talk that much
>>750653685
We really don't, no idea why that is. I doon't think we've ever had any problems that I can remember
Mio is actually Mi Liu
UwU
>>750653789
I could stop posting pics with Ritsu in it if you want.
>>750653808
we just dont have much in common
>>750654054
Does Tomoko still come here?
POCKY DAY
>>750652616
You already got them before, now stop asking.
>>750654054
Oh really? I'm probably forgetting a lot but that sounds about right I think
Man I wish I had this view of Mio.
>>750654299
Give pocky.
>>750654212
not for a couple days, hes been working alot, and theres some kind event goin on with tanks so hes spending most his free time playing that, i could poke him for you if you want
>>750654336
im just a neet with nothing to talk about so after i ask how you are the conversation ends
le shitpost face
>>750654458
Nah thanks though. What are you doing tonight?
>>750652523
Work being a shite
This time I got mcdonald's
>>750653178
Hello there
>>750653894
To be fair, I have a decent amount of Ritsu pics with Mio in them as well. I don't know if you care or not whether I post pics with Mio included in them, so I don't want to do some one-sided deal or something.
I just can't tell whether or not if you're posting half Ritsu pics because you know that pisses me off.
>>750654739
no
>>750654458
Well if you're a neet then you must have a lot of free time. What do you do to take up all that time?
>>750654816
just sitting watching tv
>>750654824
rip and lame
>>750654906
watch tv and play vidya
>>750654971
I can't be bothered cooking today
>>750654971
What kinda shows and games are you into?
>>750654850
A lot of the best art of Mio has Ritsu in it tbh. Lot of the solo pictures of her look weird.
>no
:(
>>750655252
I know a lot of the better art has the both of them in it, that's why I'd feel like a dick tbh
>>750655067
why mcdonalds tho
>>750655101
i usually just leave my tv on the science channel and have it as background noise while gaming, sometimes i'll look for movies when im actually watching tv
im a fan of bethesda, so play lots of elder scrolls/fallout, and i love terraria
~shinobu
>>750655443
Well I'm not trying to piss you off by posting them together
>>750653392
wait WHAT
>>750653529
Where'd you work again?
>>750654824
And where do you work?
>Misaki
>>750655573
You don't seem like you're juking me right now, so I will choose to believe this
>>750655565
The science channel is pretty dank, used to watch a lot of it a few yearas ago back when I had access to cable and the sort but now I'm confined to netflix and othrler such sites. Bethesda games are fun, I'm more of a fallout fan than an elderscrolls fan but both are well made. I usually plow through the main story and then mod the games a ton and get lost in side quests for the next however long. Whats you're favorite game by them?
~Minami
>>750655589
What? What'd I say?
~Minami
I love not Taylor Swift.
>>750655589
A middle eastern country or two. Now i just train people
>>750655884
You said something serious happened?!?!
>>750655986
Were you with Xe or something?
>Misaki
