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Let's have a chat edition
>>750628924
Okay. I'll chat. What you wanna chat about?
How we're all essentially alone behind our keyboards trying to stave off the existential horror that is our existence?
Or about puppies that shoot laser beams out of their eyes because they were mutated with jellyfish DNA in an attempt to make glow in the dark puppies (It's been done with cats. no lie). but we fucked up and the magical light properties are highly focused, and concentrated, in the eyes.
nah, the dance party's in the other thread. i'll just let the pizza digest while i listen to music and continue this harassment of a comic page
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--GKjcZpJ_k
/r/ as ein kleinen hexe bitte
Hi,
Requesting Soraka in armor :3
>>750629099
you called it>>750629222
>>750629215
can we talk about gomco clamp?
>>750629215
Nothing matters my friend.
We all are fucking memes
MemeMan here! Taking requests!
Self portrait thing I did earlier. It's a bit crappy.
If you're taking requests:
Draw Yotsuba wearing an MF DOOM mask, if you haven't already done so before
Please and thank you. God bless
>>750629438
Draw a nozzle
>>750629473
no
Does costco pizza destroy anybody else's insides?
>>750629473
>>750629332
I'm going to assume no... because I have no idea what that is....
>Nipple clamps?
>>750629373
I prefer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ
memes are gay after all.
>>750629438
that's pretty gud fam
>>750629562
You're gay
Therefore meme
Fuzzy boy.
>>750629671
RAPE IT
>>750629656
But I'm not OP.
So I'm not a meme.
>inb4 Thrillhouse.
>>750629671
Adorable
>>750629230
But i don't wanna....
>>750629703
>copulating with a literal bug
?? ????
>>750629712
How are you doing comrade thicc neck?
>>750629755
Shadow will find a way. I beleeb in him.
>>750629769
>=3
If i didn't know you i'd believe it.
>>750629769
Maul me, senpai. Maul me until I can't move anymore....
>>750629769
That nose
•
>>750629769
mmm yes
indeed
>>750629774
This post blows.....
>>750629671
eew let go of it shadow
gross
>>750628924
>In case Barchive doesn't work for you
Previous thread backups:
archive.li/fdzyM
webcitation.org/6uslQzpUg
>you can archive threads with a bookmarklet
pastebin : mdzCxH8d
>and repost back if links don't work
annnnnny requesssssts?
>>750629890
Requesting you draw someone peeling a whole lemon
>>750629069
Those paws must be terrible for jerking it.
>>750629890
Either shit, or get off the pot, you old fuck!
Other's gotta drop the Cosby kids off too!
>>750629558
Can I get a soccer player?
>>750629890
loli rape
>>750629889
Thanks anon-kun
>>750629890
A medieval knights killing a troll
>>750629788
Why are you referring to me in third person?
>>750629492
Check it
>>750629890
Your style reminds me of Oldfags style
>>750630128
Checked
Thanks friendo
>>750630074
Because I thought I was speaking to anon
>>750630074
requesting birb lewds
horse specculum in butt gaping it wide
>Wide.
Requesting a Cheshire Cat from the Monster Girl Encyclopedia being swallowed whole and alive by a giant snake. Completely nude would be nice.
If you could, do 2-3 panels, sort of like what is shown in the top right pic: one where she's restrained by the snake, another where she's halfway swallowed by it, but for the third, do like is shown in the bottom right pic.
If you only want to do one or two panels, the last one is most preferred
>>750630249
I miss spitroast
>>750629776
Im kinda spleepy, but please, do not refer to me as a fellow communismus, es offensivo.
Requesting a THICC female Heliolisk showing her big ass. Tits optional
>>750630054
np, anon-friend
Still streamin' my lads
https://picarto.tv/Riosthename
>>750629941
>>750630301
Ah, si amigo, como es tu llama de identificacion?
>>750629548
I am MegaMan!
>>750629596
Thanks! :-)
>>750630184
You're welcome! :-)
>>750628924
Anyone can draw a dinosaurios in a lion with rainbows
>>750630385
Thanks friend
>>750629252
>>750629425
>no evidence
surprising
>>750629543
little caesar's just did. never tried costco
>>750630569
Why does he have a Gondala face?
>>750630367
is pussy-dick type of lewds allowed on picarto?
>>750629769
Requesting more of her pretty please? I really like the design accompanied by your style.
https://youtu.be/xMVTKOoy1uk
>>750630034
for the last time NO!
>>750630694
>realization translates into banishment
this is some weak shit
>>750630736
ignore him. do milf rape instead
>>750630712
You know, I'm aware of this.
>>750630717
But this doesn't show the eyes well enough.
>Gondala face.
>>750630736
ignore the other 2, just draw consensual sex in the missionary position for the purpose of loving procreation
>>750630243
Wait, so just a really big one right?
Don't think I can go for it tonight. I got 2 more minutes and the rest of my breaks are probably gonna be me sleeping.
>>750630393
Llama?
Where's the fire?
>>750630664
oh hey guayo. How goes it?
>>750630713
dude
listen
dude, pls
i love your stuff
but i need you to get a scanner
or at least get gud with your camera
>>750630884
ok :(
>>750630717
>>750630999
Oh we can't huh?
>>750630966
first off, third person.
secondly:
>saying how he was gonna leave forever
>still no citation
and i can cry whenever i want and with the right damn music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzp1pbHvuFg
>>750630897
No comprende Espanol
I REQUEST ART BASED ON "LOVELY BONES" (2009)!!
>>750631164
And here I thought the airman thing was a joke pic....
Thanks for the mauling, too!
You need to be a bit more aggressive though. Just imagine that I touched hero or squirrel, or something. I'm sure that'll get the blood flowing!
>>750630942
+1 for honesty
heyhey
>>750630941
not to well, pushing off some work cuz it's an ungodly amount of it.
havent eaten all day, wanted to get pizza but idk at this point.
just crippling autism
cant draw well atm, so im just slewing up slop.
>>750631324
Just kidding. They're all shit.
>>750631384
henlo
>>750631384
Howdy Pin. How ya doin?
>>750631432
you're a rude shitflinger and you do not speak for me
>>750631384
hey stinky
>>750630713
I said almost exactly (>>750630942) just yesterday. For real man, make sure it's focused. I'm trying to enjoy your doodles.
>>750631384
No.
I forgot i had flash, why didn't i use this
>*********
>7506*****
>>750631390
so a rough day eh?
Well there's always tomorrow
>>750631384
'lo hello
Any requests?
>>750631384
Requesting a...um...i don't know a big butt or something
>>750631384
how are ya?
https://youtu.be/Y4eS6n-I1BA
>>750630942
Eh, looks good to me, really doesnt look too blurry, maybe your eyes are just shit.
Also im poor i need money for drugs and food not a way to post my shitdoodles in HD
>>750631144
Oh but you do, pal.
>>750631743
Oh hey!
>>750629562
It's a medical device to fix male genitals.
>>750629671
Would you fuck me?
>>750629712
bitte
>>750631785
draw self double fisting!
>>750631164
>b&
lol
>>750631769
assjob?
>>750631709
thats what ive been saying to myself since the first week when my apartment had bedbugs.
So far, this semester has been a spiraling shitshow.
Today's just been a culmation of anger and tears.
but at least I can come home and see shitposting to avoid my responsibilities.
Anywho, enough of my shit.
Any reqs to be done in poor manner?
>>750630713
Adorable thank you suncat
>>750631743
How are you uh... I think you're Vic or Vik or something?
>>*********
>>7506*****
>>750631886
>double self-anal fisting
ftfy
>>750631785
Literally all you have to do is find a good distance to hold your phone or camera and then crop to the preferred size. It's not low quality bad, it's unfocused bad.
>>750631789
>You do you
Don't tell me what to do
You're not the boss of me
Just started drawing literally hours ago so here is my first drawing.
I've never been into drawing, until recently; it occurred to me that it could be fun to draw and it might help me get through some tough times.
I'm thinking about taking drawing courses and "The Great Courses" one looks quite appealing, but I thought I'd ask you guys first since you know better and you can tell me what to focus on in order to improve.
>>750632211
Good start man. Hope to see in the future
>>750632266
Thank you!
>>750632266
>See more*
Fuck me
>>750632211
looks nice. you're doing well do far.
i'd say to look at /ic/'s sticky and just practice with help. learn the fundamentals and use a lot of references, like the courses you're taking, and have fun with it!
>>750631960
Made her torso a little bit thin. Hope you don't mind
>>750631789
Sup?
>>750632026
Yeah, Vic.
I'm doing pretty good for once!
Anybody got a req? Prefer non lewd.
>>750632472
Love it, could I get it with nut though?
>>750632399
Will do. Thanks!
>>750632495
I'll take a deep sea horror for $100 Alex.
>>750632399
>>750632266
Are you feeling it yet, mr. Crabs?
Don't pamper him with nice words just to bring him down in the long term.
NGMI
>>750632014
That's adorable, thanks!
Can you make her sit down on a picnic blanket while eating some ice cream?
>>750632615
what a nice dog
>>750632626
i cant believe kindness has long-term negative effects
>>750632495
Hey friend, how are you doing? And who are you by the by?
>>750632545
Have it busting a nut you mean?
>>750632650
Misquote?
>>750632706
oof yea
>>750632683
on /b/ kindness is a mark for death
>>750630630
100% allowed
You have to set yourself to NSFW, though
>>750632002
Requesting Bunny Mint having her belly petted like a pet, embarrassing yet arousing her at the same time
>Script for a comic I want to draw.
Open to Summer and morty trashing the kitchen:
Morty: Let go of it you bitch!
Summer: As if you little turd! I called first!
Morty uses the device to phase outside as rick walks into the kitchen.
Rick: Immobalize and bring.
House: Immobalizing and bringing.
Summer and morty are frozen neck down in foam and sat in front of rick.
Rick: Want to tell me why you two assholes are destroying the house for? I woudn't care but I'M the one beth's going to ask to build something to clean this up.
Summer: Morty won't share the phase drive! The little turbo-virgin was going to use it to spy on jessica.
Morty: You're the turbo-virgin Summer! You're the only one in this house who hasn't been laid!
Rick: Give me that. (he takes the gizmo), I told you if you can't share it, nobody gets it. (he crushes it with his hand)
1/2
>>750632495
hey, draw a cute witch
also requests?
2/2
Rick splashes some potion on Summer and Morty, desolving the foam.
Summer: Morty hasn't had sex, has he?
Rick: Yeah, slimy little bastard ordered patgonian "room service" behind my back.
Summer: Oh my god, I am the only virgin in this house.
Rick: You arent missing much summer, only fufilling lifes one objective purpose.
Summer: (crying) I'm hidious!
Summer runs from the kitchen in tears.
-Later-
Summer is in Ricks cloning room with a half formed muscular torso in a tank.
Rick walks in while she's writing on a clipboard.
Rick: Summer what the HELL are you doing?
Summer: Making a boyfriend.
Rick: Oh boy. Summer, this isn't going to end well.
Summer: Why? Because he'll be so perfect when he's done I'll get bored?
Rick: No, because you're a dumb little shit who's going to end up with a cronenburg mutant! Did you take DNA from multiple boys? This isn't frankenstien, you gotta really know DNA manipulation to even try something like this!
Summer: So you'll let Morty bang some weirdo alien chick but you won't let me bang my hot cronenburg? You're the worst Grandpa rick!
Summer storms from the lab, leaving an angry looking rick.
>>750632014
those are the saggiest titties i ever seen
>>750632545
>>750632743
Here you go!
>>750632909
I request to know how you are doing.
>>750632495
can you draw a firefighter rescuing someone?
>>750632888
Why not draw it instead of posting it here you high iq faggot
>>750632909
SFW or NSFW? What things don't you draw?
Anyway requesting Freya titjob
>>750632909
Requesting a thicc girl only wearing boxer shorts
>>750632909
Can I get a drawing of two people sitting down and having tea?
>>750633024
I want to know if It's interesting.
>>750632073
Well I thought I was, will you forgive me? Please?
>>750632495
Oh i thought you were someone else, sorry to disturb you.
>>750631850
(YOU) geez rick.
>>750631164
h-hey,
who reported popopoka, now he's banned because of you,
n-not cool guys
>>750631282
NOT SQUIRREL
>>750630702
what do i draw her doing tho ?
do i use her over my fantastic furry oc ?
>>750632962
/d/ tier my friend just the way I like them on animu atleast
>>750631479
yoyo
>>750631484
eh
im okay
yourself?
>>750631743
yoooooooo viccu
how ya doin?
>>750631769
hmhmhm
>>750631778
malright
you?
>>750633110
You are forgiven mein friend
>>750632888
>>750632943
first off, checked
secondly, it sounds interesting enough. the line about summer banging the hot cronenburg got me.
>>750632965
thanks!
>>750632965
could you draw an upskirt of her?
>>750633239
pin lemme nut on u
blocks your path
>>750633455
wipes out dick
>>750633360
i dont know you
>>750633455
>
https://youtu.be/ytbVTY_UmS4
>>750633126
draw this girl undressing
>>750633455
>Kills myself
Now you're not blocking anything bitch
>>750633547
Fokin nice
>>750633522
take
>>750633166
Can you make her give a titjob?
Requesting Usagi Tsukino trying to solve this german 3D jigsaw puzzle.
>>750633166
Name of that character?
>>750633058
>>750633625
dont give me fake money
>>750633506
No effect
>>750633522
You're now poisoned. You're already dead.
>>750633575
Mediocre.
>>750633747
>>750633726
heh, this is pretty adorable. Thank you lots.
The red outline almost makes it look like she's just wearing panties
>>750632999
kinda disconnected from everything atm, school is killin me
>>750633025
>>750633046
sfw, sorry I didnt specify dang
>>750633058
yes, on it
>>750633747
FUCK YOU CUNT
Is popopoka here?
Could you make the moon completely non-transparent and make it glowing in this drawing. And could you combine this frame with the comic you drew earlier?
oi67.tinypic.com/2u7stqw.jpg
>>750633334
Sure! Here you go!
>>750633265
You're welcome! :-)
>>750633239
The perfect butt!
>>750633706
Thanks friend
>>750633650
I'm a drawfag but these aren't my drawings my friend just rely luv the chara I'll try and see if I can tho tomorrow
>>750633663
I don't actually know it you can reverse image search it and find the artists twitter although it's all in moon rune
>>750633792
good
ty
>>750633799
yes
>>750633822
oh hm..
>>750633884
ty
>>750633884
stockings and thigh fuck
>>750633813
>School
>Killing
Ah, well good luck with that, it can be a struggle sometimes. Good luck with it btw
>>750633625
Putang ina mo bobo
Dutiti
>>750633954
if the tits were just a little bit firmer she'd be perfect imo
like keep the size but hike them up three inches
>>750633954
thanks, I will keep a lookout for it
>>750633988
why you so smelly?
>>750633813
Thanks for doing the the tea
>>750634159
Understandable
>>750633988
Requesting pin only wearing running shoes
>>750632585
payable in musics and/or bitches
>>750632700
Victor, or Vic. I'm an oldie who wanders by sometimes.
>>750632909
On it next.
>>750633110
Ain't no thing, don't worry about it
>>750633562
okey, will try
>>750633825
w-well popoka isn't here because he got banned, but i'm here, and uh,
i'm t-totally not him, so it's okay ahah
>>750634556
-1
>>750633988
Counter requesting TENNIS shoes
>>750634596
Is this acceptable payment?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blNQZc84Q5c
>>750634074
I like this. This is something I'd make in my sketchbooks. Got an art account I could follow?
>>750633110
Draw your OC cutting off her own clitoris and vaginal lips using a scissors please
>>750634074
Requesting you wipe away those negative times and cheer up.
Otherwise requesting female elf's tits being sucked on by anon, milking intensifying
>>750634662
what'd you get banned for?
>>750634757
hi abusefag
>>750634377
that was not me, have this tho!
(YOU) are drinking some tea with the princess of the world™ what will you do?
>>750634596
thankies qt patoot
>>750634596
>Victor or Vic
It's a pleasure to meet you Victor, I hope you enjoy your stay
>>750633726
can you make the hand start caressing her pussy?
with bunny mint having a lewd expression on her face
https://youtu.be/JQfjzEVWybY
>>750634084
thanks a ton, im trying my best! <3
>>750634921
spank that ass
>>750634832
>Not me
I know the red lines wasn't you, just thanking you in advance
>What do you do
Have tea with her?
I'm more wondering about how I got to that point, because if we're drinking tea, I must have done some crazy shit to get there.
>In reality I'd probably panic because one false move and the entire world would know
>>750634921
requesting a hand spanking that big butt
>>750634936
You're welcome friend, enjoy your stay here and hopefully find some mental respite here
>>750634662
>w-well popoka isn't here because he got banned, but i'm here, and uh,
>i'm t-totally not him, so it's okay ahah
can you do my request?
>>750634799
For being a filthy furry.
>>750634662
then you wont mind if i post the WHOLE dragon quest
>>750634757
GTFO to >>>/trash/ !!!
>>750634757
Hable en correcto inglés, porfavor. Su doblaje latino de los simpson es inferior.
>>750633247
Are you posing as abusegahf?
>>750634596
Alrighty.
>>750634982
>>750635126
https://youtu.be/e5cHOoNPVns
>>750635880
>when your camera is from the 1800s
>>750635083
tried painting her a bit!
also thanks, and you got to that point thanks to some deus ex machina kinda shit like a geass, time stopping superpowers or winning the lottery to see the princess.
>In reality I'd probably panic because one false move and the entire world would know
you and everyone my friend, didnt think of that
>>750635814
>Posing
No, I'm offended that you would suggest such as thing
>>750634078
Sorry for the long wait. Just got back from eating a burger
>>750635814
DO IT! ONLY A WHORE NEED A CLITORIS
Captcha:
Hill bonner
>>750633126
Sorry for the late reply. Was playing vidya. Why don't you draw her doing something cute? Like idk petting a puppy or just looking shy.
>>750636045
hope it was a gud burger
>>750635880
nice jiggle. Can it be taken at any other higher quality shot?
>>750633747
I'd give you real money if you would send me the invoice for that comission. Lol
>>750636220
She's a dumb taco that can't into PayPal. Don't waste your time
>>750635880
Ya, you're gonna have to get thiccer than that
>>750636139
It was!
>>750635963
>Ex machina
Well then
I would probably try to be the best guest possible and enjoy some lovely tea
>>750635880
now grab her butt and squish it
btw thanks for the drawing
>>750635974
Absolutely comprehensible, noone would like to be compared to a literal bonobo.
>>750636053
You failed the speech check. Looks like you don't know my character well enough.
Gnight everybody!
bump
>>750635963
Continuing from >>750636461
I forgot to ask but what's your (drawfag) name btw?
>>750636975
L.
I go by the name L. Your welcome
>>750637045
shit meme
>>750636461
you enjoyed some tea, it was fun! you've become friends with the princess, she invites you to bowling next time.
>>750636975
and its been changing a lot, but call me Yuka!
>>750632909
cute witch brings stew for the whole coven
>>750634697
Yeah that's actually pretty good, thanks man.
>>750634838
will do
>>750636635
really, r u on drugs or something gal?
Draw ur OC as futanari, being circumcised with a gomco clamp meanwhile she is lying down on a cirugy bed, meanwhile she is playing with a tablet or a cellphone, u know, like those turkish videos about Khitan islamic ritual.
>>750637129
>shit meme
>Still replying to him
>>750636975
this >>750637045 isnt me. abusefag must be pissed or sumfin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vHi83LTQjU
>>750637138
>Bowling next time
I can't wait to see her again
>Yuka
Pleasure to meet you Luka
I'm very much enjoying you thus far
>>750637303
I'm not an idiot L, you don't have to explain the obvious
>>750637418
it's apparent people here are blatantly blind/deaf, so i have to explain shit all the time so innocent drawfags don't get the wrong idea from the wrong people.
>>750637520
Thanks for your concern
https://youtu.be/WyVD8w3DLwI
>>750635944
>>750636145
My camera is shit i get it and im too lazy and high to fix it.
>>750636390
Big butt so what
>>750636512
I did a borat bikini instead
>>750634778
>>750634906
can't be assed man, sorry.
just gonna keep shit dooding for now.
>>750634708
https://picarto.tv/Guayo
>>750637190
thanks a ton!! she looks super cool, love the posing and perspective, really nice work, saved!
>>750637312
Thats so nice of you, thanks, anon <3
>>750633562
dat pose was hardd
>>750635475
DELEET
>>750635208
yep, finished this one, and now i'm on it
>>750634799
i-it's not me, it's poka,
he got banned because he posted one of the ascii text image that some dude posted in this thread,
so, he got banned for spam, for only one post tho heh..
>>750636112
oho, okey i might consider it, in the meantime, there's this one>>750634662
>>750637733
Thanks potato, you didn't have to do it but I really appreciate it. It came out spectacularly
>>750637777
Checking those holy quads
>Thanks anon
You're most welcome Yuka
>Though I should be thanking you
>>750637777
>quads checked
nice, still taking reqs?
>>750637733
I think you forgot a finger
>>750637733
i think the right hand's thumb is backwards...
>>750638095
Nah, they're there. Just drawn like shit, lol.
>>750637781
Ban evading can get you double banned yknow
Draw hentai of your mom
>>750638205
Wish my reference wasn't so pixelated and blurry, could've made out the details of the hand better. Guess I need to practice more hands.
>>750633825
>>750635208
therererere
>>750638247
b-but i'm not poka, so i was never banned,
i'm totally not ban evading a-ahah..
>>750638010
you're a lovely anon!
>>750638045
yes, shoot!
also thanks for checking, I knew I was going to be lucky today when I found a 4 leaf clover in acnl!
>>750638386
Good luck getting perma-banned dumbass
>>750637781
mmm no no deleeete, i will keeeep
>>750638405
animal crossing is the shit. pimped out my house, no loans, and gracie's my bitch
>>750638286
sickening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1VTcJfL7RE
>>750638405
Make a cute clover-wearing milf, please?
As in, her dress has clovers and so on.
>>750637741
You're girl is pretty cute though :->
(plz excuse the crappy arms oops)
>>750638569
I was actually quite surprised how well he drew it
>>750638405
>You're a lovely anon
You flatter me
And you know flattery will get you nowhere
>Mainly because I have nothing to give you in return
>>750638650
You wot m8?
>>750638647
You didn't draw suncats chubby stomach
>>750638650
Make me some a German officer (like in pic) with a zeppelin in the background, if you're taking requests.
>>750638859
*Make me a
